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We used to sort-of keep track of Tila Tequila’s shenanigans, like back when her fiance died and she decided to mourn her by posting photos and video of herself crying. And when she claimed she was pregnant, but not really, then pregnant again and had a miscarriage, and she was adopting a baby boy from Haiti but not really. And when she staged naked all-night video rants for her fants. (Not all in that order, but it’s not like it matters with Tila.) Tila veered into serious mental illness territory later, or she always was there and it just took a while for her to show the worst signs. She cut herself up one night in June and then posted the supposed details and photos of the aftermath online, claiming that her alter ego did it and that she had no memory of it. It was said and people notified the police. But it happened to coincide with the fact that she was denied for Celebrity Rehab. (Or maybe Celebrity Rehab denied her afterwards, it’s hard to tell.)
Anyway Tila is not well, people are no longer paying attention to her, and she’s addicted to attention and drama. So she’s making the next step in an illustrious career centered around selling herself to the public, she’s going to make a porn tape. It seems like a logical move given all we know about her. Tila has already made a wise investment with the cash she was fronted for her adult film. She bought a Lamborghini. I hope she’s leasing it:
Tila Tequila can officially add porn star to her resume.
RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that the Internet entrepreneur is starring in an XXX-rated film that will have a major distributor.
“Tila inked this deal hoping that she’ll make millions off the sale of it,” several sources with knowledge of the film tell RadarOnline.com. It seems as though the Shot At Love star has already had a recent spike in her cash flow.
The C-lister has been bragging on her Twitter account that she has just purchased a brand new baby blue Lamborghini. Sources tell RadarOnline.com it was bought with money she received upfront from the porn company for making the porn movie.
While Tequila has posed nude for several men’s magazines and has been in some raunchy home videos, this is her first stint in a pornographic film.
[From Radar Online]
As much as it pains me, I checked Tila’s twitter page and website and she calls the sex tape “bullsh*t” but also brags about her new Lamborghini and how she drove 190 mph to get to her vacation at a chi-chi resort. We just saw Tila working a stripper pole for cash so yes this is probably the next step for her. I’m only surprised it took so long.
Update: I just found this long rant Tila made denying that there’s a sex tape and claiming that the rumors were started by a disgruntled ex employee who also happened to abuse her. (We’ve heard this before from Tila.) She claims she made millions from “Shot at Love” and that’s where she got the money for the car. Why do I even bother with her?
Photos below credit: Tila Tequila’s website.
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Porn, Tila Tequila
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How is she a C lister and Kathy Griffin a D lister? Jeez where have I been?
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I’m a nutter for following this wart, I trail this anti-Tila blog and have fun watching her Twitter when she gets on a tear. She’s been going absolutely bonkers about this tape business. Her little tween fans are all up in arms and she’s been going all out Kanye-style and Tweeting in all caps denying the rumors.
It’s hilarious. Great time-waster, just like she was when the “haterz” were making fun of her for lying about buying the “Lambo.”
The guy she’s saying made all this up is actually a really nice, sort of religious guy. I feel badly for him, he’s been Twitter-bombed.
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lol… why arent there any pics of her actually driving the car? agreed aenflex… is there such a thing as F-list?
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would love to see the pics of the dealership yelling at her for leaning on their car while chasing her off the lot.
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I am by no means a car girl… but I want that car. Badly. And in that colour.
I feel kind of dirty wanting something that Tila has.
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It will be interesting how this plays out. Is she lying about a porn tape since she did make the claim it was bullshit. I wonder if she might try the “oh, it was leaked by an ex-boyfriend line” to justify it.
(BTW, why do they still refer to it as tape? Is tape still relevant?)
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@buddyboy – she’s apparently signed a deal with Vivid to make a pro movie, no leaked tape. She can say she hasn’t made one because she hasn’t, not yet. She signed the deal though, apparently.
What’s hilarious is that there were actually people staking out the dealership dogging the salespeople asking if she’d been in to look at cars when she said she had (she hadn’t). When she finally came in, she said there were paparazzi all over her – and there were 2 guys sort of half-heartedly filming her.
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jebus, that is one ugly car. i mean, i think the lamborghini is beautiful, but not in that eye-seering ‘baby blue’. it’s like someone took a panther and hot-glue-gunned nylon daisies on it.
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Just because you pose by a Lambo at an upscale dealership, does not mean you bought one.
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She’s probably making payments on it.
Please. We all know the formula by now. She’ll feign disdain and deny reports. Then suddenly, the bitch will be at a porn expo signing autographs.
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The woman’s a nutter. Why hasn’t a 5150 been call on her?
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I thought she IS/WAS a porn star, and crossed over into hollywood ‘starlet/partyhopper’ –?
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I was thinking Z list, as evidenced by her previous performances and her general infamy. She did sign a deal, as others have already said, with Vivid Video to do a porno movie. Vivid will not “leak” it. They will promote it. That is how they make their money.
If I had had had the great misfortune to have been one of her personal employees, (if she ever actually had any), I think that I would have run her over with the nearest available car within 24 hours. Fancy, leased, powder blue Lamborghinis would have been entirely unneccessary for that job. I’m a simple girl.
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the photo where she’s leaning up against the car is unintentionally hilarious. thanks for the laugh, CB!
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@snowball-aha, we must read some of the same blogs. it’s fun to see other readers out & about on my other fave web haunts.
she is absolutely bananas & her “stylist” is ever more vile for continuing to sponge off her. at least other people in her life have had the sense & empathy to attempt to help, then get blasted & exiled for the attempt. he is a disgusting famewhore.
(this is not the guy she’s accusing of making “arm meet (sic)” out of her forearm after claiming it was her alter identity-no-a publicity stunt a la Gaga-no-a suicide attempt-etc.)
supposedly the Lambo IS leased, not purchased. someone expressed interest in buying it and was told it would be available in the future.
maybe it was leased for the shoot? it isn’t the first time a “luxury” car has been leased for a Porn Valley project.
ugh. she is just UGH.
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“(BTW, why do they still refer to it as tape? Is tape still relevant?)”
Same reason people still say “album” I guess. It must take a while for popular nomenclature to catch up with technology!
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I misread the header as “Tila does porn buys fancy car with …Ear-Rings” and thought Darn! Those mus have been some bored oil tycoons with big diamond earrings to sex up Tila then have her trade them in for a car. She is not classy enough for that plan. obviously misread.
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I’m surprised it’s taken her this long to get into the porn industry. It’s a perfect fit for someone like her.
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Wow, took her long enough to get into porn. She truly is just the worse kind of person.
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I still use the term “album” buy to me, it means the entire package, not something that has a single or two.
She can’t afford that car.
How about you (the blogs) mess with her. Ignore her for this and just watch what ridiculous thing she does next. Then give her a bit of attention, the ignore her again. Heehee.
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She must have had her breasts done a few more times because they’re doing that thing where they fuse together. That’s gross (understatement, I know).
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OH GOOD LORD!!
She needs serious help.
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190 mph?!?!?!?
Why do they even make cars that go that fast? They’re death traps and a danger to everyone.
A giant blue bullet.
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Did anyone ever confront this batsh*t crazy slut about her supposed “pregnancy” that she had going on several months ago?? I mean girlfriend even went so far as to pad her stomach!! That is seriously demented in the most unbelieveable way. Especially considering that she did it for her own publicity days after the death of her so called “fiance” Casey Johnson. But you know what? She gets away with antics like these because no one ever calls her out. Too crazy for words…
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Oh dear one hot mess.
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