Colin Firth’s manhood photographed in bathroom

Yesterday Colin Firth was on The Daily Show last night to promote his upcoming movie with Helen Hunt, Then She Found Me. Firth talked about his experiences filming in New York City – mentioning that he’d done all the usual NYC things – “I’m always here for brief periods. I’ve taken in the sights, seen the shows, had my penis photographed…” Jon Stewart makes him go back a bit and relate what happened.

According to Firth, he was in the bathroom at a Broadway show, and while at the urinal noticed a man was taking pictures of him. He asked the man what he was doing, and he responded gruffly (and almost angrily) that he wasn’t taking pictures of him. However he clearly was taking pictures not just of Colin Firth using the urinal but of his penis.

Colin said he tried to push the camera away (which means the guy must have been pretty damn close and pretty damn obvious) – with what he admitted was a slightly girly push. When he started to think he should confront the guy or do something more, he admitted he couldn’t decide what to do, noting, “It’s hard to do when you’re not entirely in your pants.” Touché.

He joked that if you Google “Colin Firth Penis” you’ll probably find the picture out there – and while that doesn’t appear to be the case (yet), there are lots of people referencing his appearance and asking for the picture. Oh and by the way, I only Googled that for research and to see what other people were saying. Not looking. And now I’m uncomfortable.

Here’s the clip from The Daily Show.

 

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  1. xiaoecho says:

    Even if we do google ‘Colin Firth Penis’ how will we know it’s really Colin Firth? any old penis could get up there and say he’s Colin Firth. I won’t believe it unless his head’s in the photo as well (no, not that one, the one on his neck)

  2. headache says:

    I don’t know. I just don’t find penis on its own to be that attractive. I think it is the situation more than the anatomy that turns me on.

  3. Bellatrix says:

    In this particular case, headache, it’s not the situation that I find exciting but the “penis owner” himself.

    Then again, I don’t want to imagine what he looks like urinating. :?

  4. Orphinia says:

    Nobody can prove anything. People will say it’s been photoshopped, Colin’s head on some other guy’s body. I don’t think he’s got much to worry about.

  5. Orphinia says:

    Incidentally, I think Colin Firth is incredibly gorgeous….yum.

  6. Anni says:

    have i ever mentioned i love colin firth? i do. and i can picture the girly push. go see bridget jones and watch the firth-grant “fight”

    gonna google now. i admit it.

  7. Mandy says:

    I love him, I think he is dang sexy. I am off to google too. Then again, I guess any P can look the same. H esounds like he has nothing to be ashamed of.

  8. geronimo says:

    A peeing penis is not an attractive sight, even one attached to Colin Firth. Just for info, remember that scene in Pride & Prejudice when he plunged, fully clad, into the lake? Well, he had volunteered to play that scene NAKED but the puritanical spoil-sports at the BBC wouldn’t let him! From ES Magazine at the time:
    “Fools, the lot of them, and fools with our money!”

  9. Loob says:

    Mmmm yes. He is incredibly gorgeous. But I believe I’m with geronimo, I don’t want to watch the hot dude peeing, no matter how hot he is. And he’s hot.

  10. AC says:

    I agree. a penis alone is not a turn on. its who its attached to and what its gonna do to you :-P

  11. Jaclyn says:

    I’d definitely like to see a picture of his penis. I loved him in Bridget Jones Diary. :)

  12. PJ says:

    Colin does a nude scene in “Hostages,” a British film made in the early 1990s. He plays a British TV reporter taken hostage in Beirut, and Kathy Bates plays his sister who’s trying to free him. It’s a pretty good movie but I don’t think was ever distributed in the US. I got it online.

    I am a huge Colin fan! Nice, non-Hollywood “normal” guy, cute, smart.

  13. PJ says:

    Talk about invasion of privacy…this takes the cake.

    Colin will have to lock himself into a stall from now on.

  14. bob says:

    Do we really need to see it?? I can tell you its not impressive or even worth searching for. Look at the man. Who cares??

  15. I always assumed he was quite reserved or didn’t have much of a sense of humour but I quite like Colin Firth talking about his penis! He’s sexy AND a bit goofy…perfect combnation!

  16. Diva says:

    Hmmm… I think penises are lovely!

    Although, one peeing doesn’t lend itself to the lovliness.

    btw… LMAO @ “any old penis could get up there and say he’s Colin Firth” :lol:

  17. Claudia says:

    Love,love, love me that Colin Firth. Only sucky part is that Helen (gag) Hunt is his new leading lady in that film. Colin deserves better!

  18. Larissa says:

    oh people, cmon…give the pennis a chance!
    theres some lovely pennisses out there! lol
    not most of them but oh well…
    I have a crush for Colin too, he seems so accessible in a way!
    or I wish….

  19. I would like to see any part of that GORGEOUS MAN ANYTIME and in any position

  20. nancy says:

    What I meant to say is that I would DIE to see him anytime, anywhere, any place. Love that COLIN.

  21. Bart says:

    I admit that I always look online when offered the option of seeing a fave celebrity naked, lol!!!

    But, damn…there’s an etiquette to using the urinal and TAKING PICTURES IS NOT PART OF THE ETIQUETTE!

    A man (including a celebrity) should be free to use the urinal without worrying about the paparazzi!!!

  22. Alexa says:

    I just love Colin….he’s a great actor and he’s gorgeous!…yet I think he was a little embarassed about this subject :lol: