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Jason Lee & girlfriend expecting baby

Jason Lee and his girlfriend Ceren Alkac are expected a baby together. Lee has a four-year-old son, who he famously (or infamously, depending on your view) named Pilot Inspektor. Yes that’s the real name, and the proper spelling. I’m guessing there’s a 50/50 he’s going to name the kid something like Audio Mekanik. Because nothing’s funnier than messing your kid up right from the start.

My Name Is Earl star Jason Lee and his girlfriend, Ceren Alkac, are expecting a baby, the actor’s rep confirms exclusively to PEOPLE.

The child, who is due in the fall, will be the first for the couple.

Lee, 38, also has a 4-year-old son, Pilot Inspektor, with his ex, actress Beth Riesgraf.

[From People]

Jason Lee is a Scientologist (though certainly one of the quieter ones), and presumably Ceren Alkac is as well, since they don’t seem to date outside their religion much. If they’re still active in the church, it seems like there’s a pretty good chance Alkac will have one of those famous Scientology silent births. This means there would be no moaning, screaming, or threatening to kill anyone – which sounds downright barbaric to me. One of the only good things about giving birth (aside from the resulting baby) is that you’re allowed to yell all sorts of horrible things at the baby’s father, and he can’t fault you for it. In fact I think he’s supposed to love you more for it. Or at least that’s how it’s going to work for me.

Aside from no death threats, there would be no encouraging doctor chants of “Push!” and absolutely no painkillers. I forgot, that’s one of the other good parts of giving birth. It sounds positively inhuman to me. But congrats to the happy couple, nonetheless.

Here’s Jason Lee and Ceren Alkac at the Alvin and the Chipmunks “Get Munk’d Tour 2008″ and DVD Release in Los Angeles on March 27th, 2008. Images thanks to PR Photos.

Written by JayBird

Posted in Babies, Jason Lee, Pregnant

17 Responses to “Jason Lee & girlfriend expecting baby”

  1. Mekanik… lmao, love it!

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  2. Just what we need, another Scientologist breeding. ugh

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  3. I hope thisone gets an awesome name too. Pilot Inspektor is my 2nd favy baby names, after Moxie Crimefighter :D

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  4. That is going to be one gorgeous kid! The parents are smokin!

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  5. How much would it suck for Pilot if his parents give his little bro/sis a regular name? This is a different mom, so she might not go for a weird name.

    Actually, it sucks for Pilot anyway, because he has a stupid name.

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  6. Did not know he’s a Sciento. I’m going to try to not hold that against him because I love MNIE and his girlfriend is gorgeous.

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  7. So doesn’t anybody ever get married anymore? Not to sound old fashioned, but having babies with your “girlfriend”, only to dump that one, take up with another “girlfriend” and have yet another familyless baby (a $cieno at that …) seems a flagrant misuse of parenthood to me. :(

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  8. Just because a child’s parents aren’t married doesn’t mean that the child is family-less. The child still has a mother, a father, grandparents & aunts & uncles

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  9. Is it a new requirement for all Scientologist women to get the Suri bob?

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  10. 1. pilot is an awesome name

    2. the fact that theyre scientologists should have no effect on you unless theyre rubbing it in your face. get over it, let them live.

    3. congrats and she’s gorgeous.

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  11. Ugh…check your facts…silent birth is more for the surroundings to be quiet and all of the energy to be focused on the mother…the mother can make as much noise as she wants…others making noise can distract her. It’s not that strange a concept…

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  12. I agree, gg- these people are dropping babies like there’s no tomorrow and making it seem normal to do so without getting married. This is why the country is in such a state. People see this and think there’s nothing wrong with it, not realizing that they don’t have the millions that these people have. Ms. trailer park is not going to have the same life as Jason Le and his various girlfriends.

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  13. Who are “these people”?

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  14. And who is ‘Ms. trailer park’?

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  15. You know.. she would be hot if it wasn’t for that stupid haircut! Can anyone say cheap bowl cut?

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  16. i think a silent birth really applies to the people in the room besides the pregnant woman. everyone around her must be quiet. its not supposed to suppress the women like you suggested.

    i grew up Muslim and i feel bad about ppl making fun of a religion just because its so different. how is it different from ppl making fun of the three major religions?

    but i understand this is all about satire, gossip sites anyway, so i just wanted to talk about what a silent birth really is.

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  17. Trillians_mouse:

    No yeah thanks Sarah, because I always assumed the “silent birth” meant that the mother had to be quiet during giving birth because I read somewhere that they didn’t want the trauma of the mother transferred to the child as it was coming into the world. And I always thought that was harsh and made me think scientology was ridiculous, so I’m very relieved you’ve cleared that up for me, I don’t feel so exasperated at them anymore!

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