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Hot Guy Friday: Because you didn’t even like those panties, right?

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Funny story – CB asked me yesterday if I thought some professional PR people were angling to get their clients onto Hot Guy Friday. I don’t think they are – I think you girls just have some odd crushes and you’re very devoted to them. But, as CB has declared it, I am the Mistress of HGF, and I am the final decider. Except not really, at this point the list is mostly suggestions. But I try to only put on the dudes I (mostly) agree with. Like the headliner of today’s Hot Guy Friday, the lovely Eric Bana. Eric has never made it to my top five (or even my top ten), but I think he’s a supremely talented dude, and he’s gorgeous. He seems like a sweetheart too – married forever, good family man. Oh, and he’s ridiculously sexy. Have you ever seen Munich? He plays tortured very well, and even as his character is falling apart, you’re like “Oh, yes, you are fabulous.” A few more photos:

Eric Bana poses during the opening diner ceremony of 35th 'Deauville American Film Festival' held at Casino in Deauville, France on September 4, 2009. Photo by Denis Guignebourg/ABACAPRESS.COM Photo via Newscom

29955, SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - Tuesday April 7 2009. Eric Bana attends the world premiere of Star Trek at Sydney Opera House. REF: RW070409STARPREM. Photograph: © Scope Features, PacificCoastNews.com UK OFFICE: 131 557 7760/7761 US OFFICE:1 310 261 9676

Oooh, I’m so glad someone suggested Daniel Sunjata! He’s in everything – notably Rescue Me. He’s a really good actor, and his dimples are lickable. Too much? I want his dimples to meet my vagina. How is that?

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Even though Russell Crowe is a pudgy, smelly, conceited shell of The Hotness he once was, I like to reminisce about the old-school Russell. The dude I fell in love with in L.A. Confidential. Between the violence and the costume porn and Russell, that’s another great movie to watch (David Strathairn is in it too! Oooh, I should put him in!)

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Mm… Strathairn. He really is a striking, handsome man. Raw talent, too.

NEW YORK - JANUARY 26: Actor David Strathairn attends the premiere of 'Temple Grandin' at the Time Warner Screening Room on January 26, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images)

A little Isaiah Mustafa, otherwise known as “The Old Spice Guy”. I’m doing a photo of him fully clothed, just because seeing him shirtless is played out, and he looks nice in a suit.

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Now for a little something spicy. ANTONIO!!! I love him, and he’s never made a HGF appearance, right? So sad. Not only is he hot, but he’s really, really funny too.

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Remember when Joseph Fiennes was really, really hot stuff? It was, like, the late 1990s. Everyone was like, “Oooh, Ralph better watch out!” And now people are like, “Oh, him.” I still like Joseph, though. Not as much as Ralph, but Joe is still gorge. How did he get such lovely brown eyes when Ralph got such piercing blue-green eyes?

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Daniel Day Lewis is so lovely to me. He just seems like a righteous soul. I’m even willing to forgive the fact that he used to date Julia Roberts.

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Some random True Blood love, with a special shout-out to Nelsan Ellis (who CB loves):

SAN DIEGO - JULY 23: Actor Sam Trammell attends HBO's 'True Blood' Panel during Comic-Con 2010 at San Diego Convention Center on July 23, 2010 in San Diego, California. (Photo by John Shearer/Getty Images)

LOS ANGELES, CA - JULY 03: Actors Nelsan Ellis and James Frain at the Nelsan Ellis Hosts HBO's 'True Blood' Crew Appreciation Party held at the The Carlyle Residences on July 3, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

SAN DIEGO - JULY 23: Actor Joe Manganiello attends HBO's 'True Blood' Panel during Comic-Con 2010 at San Diego Convention Center on July 23, 2010 in San Diego, California. (Photo by John Shearer/Getty Images)

Jason George was also on Grey’s Anatomy, apparently. He’s CB’s suggestion, and he’s a cutie. Lovely smile.

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Yes, Matthew Macfayden is kind of a dork with a receding hairline. But two things make up for it: even with the sketchy hair, he’s rather dashing and lovely, and two: HIS VOICE. His voice is amazing.

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Here’s one I don’t think anyone has ever suggested, and I don’t know why. Rodrigo Santoro is f-cking beautiful. He is one of the most beautiful men in the world, in my opinion. Soooo pretty.

PARK CITY, UT - JANUARY 18:  Actor Rodrigo Santoro attends the DirecTV & The Sundance Channel's 2009 Sundance Party held during the 2009 Sundance Film Festival on January 18, 2009 in Park City, Utah.  (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

17 February 2009 - New York, NY - Rodrigo Santoro. GStar Raw Fall/Winter Collection during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2009 held at Hammerstein Ballroom. Photo Credit: Paul Zimmerman/AdMedia Photo via Newscom Photo via Newscom

I’ve mentioned before that I used to be completely obsessed with Philip Seymour Hoffman, right? I LOVE him. Like, I almost lost my sh-t when his girlfriend started having his babies.

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IDRIS. Hells to the yes. Idris plus Gerard? Heaven. Just ignore Thandie F-cking Newton.

LAS VEGAS - AUGUST 17: Actor Idris Elba arrives at the after party for a screening of the movie 'Takers' at Lagasse's Stadium at The Palazzo August 17, 2010 in Las Vegas, Nevada. The film opens nationwide in the United States on August 27. (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images)

Cast members Idris Elba, Thandie Newton and Gerard Butler (L-R) attend the premiere of the motion picture RocknRolla , written and directed by Guy Ritchie at the Arclight Cinerama Dome in the Hollywood section of Los Angeles on October 6, 2008. (UPI Photo/Jim Ruymen) Photo via Newscom Photo via Newscom

It’s kind of weird how I only find Michael Weatherly attractive in photos, never on NCIS. I think it’s the Tony character, right? Tony is a jackass, even though he’s a great agent. But now that I’m staring at photos of him, he’s the hotness.

MONTE-CARLO, MONACO - JUNE 09:  Actor Michael Weatherly attends the 'NCIS' portrait session at Grimaldi Forum during the annual Monte Carlo Television Festival on June 9, 2010 in Monte-Carlo, Monaco. (Photo by Francois Durand/Getty Images)

MONTE-CARLO, MONACO - JUNE 09:  Actor Michael Weatherly attends the 'NCIS' portrait session at Grimaldi Forum during the annual Monte Carlo Television Festival on June 9, 2010 in Monte-Carlo, Monaco. (Photo by Francois Durand/Getty Images)

Benjamin Bratt… once again, didn’t really care for him on Law & Order, but like him a lot in photos.

NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 05:  Actor Benjamin Bratt speaks on the center court of Arthur Ashe Stadium during day six of the 2009 U.S. Open at the USTA Billie Jean King National Tennis Center on September 5, 2009 in the Flushing neighborhood of the Queens borough of New York City.  (Photo by Al Bello/Getty Images)

21 August 2009 - Beverly Hills, CA - Benjamin Bratt. 24th Annual Imagen Awards held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel. Photo Credit: Byron Purvis/AdMedia

I think Tyrese Gibson is kind of dorky-looking, honestly. I think that if he didn’t have such a great body, nobody would pay attention.

27 June 2010 - Beverly Hills, California - Tyrese Gibson. Interscope Geffen A&M Records 4th Annual Creme of the Crop Post BET Awards 2010 Celebration held at Mr. Chow Restaurant. Photo Credit: Byron Purvis/AdMedia

Dermot Mulroney is my idea. I find him more attractive without the grey, but hey, I’d still hit it like a house on fire.

15 August 2010 - West Hollywood, California - Dermot Mulroney. Breakthrough of the Year Awards 2010 held at the Pacific Design Center. Photo Credit: Byron Purvis/AdMedia

Remember when Colin Farrell used to drink and do drugs and snort vadge on an hourly basis? I’m not saying I don’t love the new, sober, beautiful Colin. I’m just saying the fantasies were better when you knew you had a chance (to get The Herp):

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - OCTOBER 16:  Actor Colin Farrell attends the premiere of 'The Truth About Charlie' at the Samuel Goldwyn Theatre on October 16, 2002 in Beverly Hills, California.  (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/Getty Images)

MADRID, SPAIN - MARCH 17:  Actor Colin Farrell attends the photo shoot for the Spanish promotion of his movie 'The Recruit' March 17, 2003 at Hotel Palace in Madrid, Spain. (Photo by Carlos Alvarez/Getty Images)

NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 23:  Actor Colin Farrell launches the new interactive 'Alexander' experience at Madame Tussauds on November 23, 2004 in New York City.  (Photo by Thos Robinson/Getty Images for Madame Tussauds)

A little Mekhi Phifer. Mmm…

NEW YORK - OCTOBER 27:  Actor Mekhi Phifer attends the Thurgood Marshall College Fund's 21st anniversary awards dinner gala at the Sheraton New York Hotel & Towers on October 27, 2008 in New York City. (Photo by Brad Barket/Getty Images)

28799, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Saturday February 28 2009. **UK & USA USE ONLY** Mekhi Phifer at the 7th Celebrity World Poker Tour, held at the Commerce Casino in Los Angeles. The tournament attracted some of the top names in poker and Hollywood. Photograph: ©Juan Soliz, PacificCoastNews.com ****** UK OFFICE: 131 557 7760/7761/7762 US OFFICE: 1 310 261 9676

Um, why hasn’t anyone suggested Sam Shephard, ever? Because Sam is The Man. He’s so sexy.

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I was a little bit weirded out when everyone suggested Jeremy Irons last week. Sure, he’s made some sexy movies (Damages). And yes, he’s a great, even wonderful actor. But overall, I find him to be very sickly-looking. But, different strokes.

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Til Schweiger was in Inglourious Basterds, and he’s considered Germany’s Brad Pitt or something. He’s a good looking dude, don’t get me wrong. But meh.

TORONTO, ON - SEPTEMBER 17:  Actor Til Schweiger arrives at the 'Phantom Pain' screening during the 2009 Toronto International Film Festival held at Roy Thomson Hall on September 17, 2009 in Toronto, Canada.  (Photo by C.J. LaFrance/Getty Images)

MUNICH, GERMANY - JULY 09:  Actor Till Schweiger looks on during a press conference at the Sofitel Bayernpost hotel on July 9, 2008 in Munich, Germany.  (Photo by Alexander Hassenstein/Getty Images)

I think we have some Trekkies in the hizzy, and they love some modern Sulu. So, a little John Cho.

Photo by: Quasar/starmaxinc.com 2010 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED 1/15/10 John Cho at the 15th Annual Critics'' Choice Awards. (Hollywood, CA)

CB thinks Karl Urban looks like the Pregnant Man. I think he’s cute, though! He’s got a Budget Eric Bana vibe.

31659, CULVER CITY, CALIFORNIA - Thursday June 11 2009. Karl Urban at the 37th Annual AFI LIfetime Achievement Awards held at the Sony Pictures Studios, Culver City. Photograph: © Tuukka Jantti, PacificCoastNews.com

I love Michael C. Hall. I don’t really want to do dirty things with him, but I do want him to be healthy, and maybe I would cook for him.

28 July 2010 - Beverly Hills, California - Michael C. Hall. CBS Summer Press Tour Party 2010 held at The Tent. Photo Credit: Byron Purvis/AdMedia

Here’s another one of my guys. I LOVE Marton Csokas. He’s a character actor who has been in everything from The Bourne Supremacy, to Aeon Flux to Kingdom of Heaven. He’s sexy as hell. Piercing. That’s what I always thing – “This dude is piercing.”

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I love some Roger Federer. He has a strange face, but it’s kind of quirky and handsome. His body is killer though. And he seems like a lovely man. Also: I love his tennis-playing “O” face.

CINCINNATI - AUGUST 22: Roger Federer of Switzerland returns a forehand to Mardy Fish during the finals on Day 7 of the Western & Southern Financial Group Masters at the Lindner Family Tennis Center on August 22, 2010 in Cincinnati, Ohio. (Photo by Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images)

CINCINNATI - AUGUST 22: Roger Federer of Switzerland reacts after defeating Mardy Fish during the finals on Day 7 of the Western & Southern Financial Group Masters at the Lindner Family Tennis Center on August 22, 2010 in Cincinnati, Ohio. (Photo by Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images)

I am a former West Wing obsessive, so you know I love some Dule Hill. Is he hot, though? Eh. Yes, he’s a talented actor. But he’s more “cute” than anything.

SAN DIEGO - JULY 22: Actor Dule Hill attends the 'GPhoria Strikes Back' party hosted by G4 and Lucasfilm during Comic-Con 2010 held at The Hard Rock Hotel on July 22, 2010 in San Diego, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

WASHINGTON - DECEMBER 02: Actor Dule Hill poses for photographers before the Characters Unite National Town Hall at the NEWSEUM on December 2, 2009 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Kris Connor/Getty Images)

For some reason, I’ve been thinking a lot about Viggo Mortensen lately. I keep getting flashbacks from his nude fight scene in Eastern Promises. I really should watch that again.

26 March 2010 - Hollywood, California - Viggo Mortensen. Dennis Hopper is honored with the 2; 403rd Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame held On Hollywood Blvd. Photo Credit: Kevan Brooks/AdMedia

Viggo Mortensen posing during a photocall for the movie 'The Road' held at the Park Hyatt hotel in Paris, France on October 19, 2009. Photo by Calo-MF/ABACAPRESS.COM Photo via Newscom

And we’ll end it on Clive, okay? Do we need to say anything? This man is perfection. And Jesus Christ, Clive Shirtless is just the best thing ever, isn’t it?

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Photos courtesy of WENN, Bauer-Griffin, Vanity Fair, GQ, Details, Esquire, The Observer, Google Images, and Bruce Weber.

Written by Kaiser

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199 Responses to “Hot Guy Friday: Because you didn’t even like those panties, right?”

  1. Praise St. Angie! says:

    gah!

    Daniel Sunjata is my #1 right now…he is so smoking hot!

    also thank you for Colin Farrel (I know he’s a dirty boy but he’s also smokin) and thank you for VIGGO!

    hoooweee you did good this week!

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  2. eja102 says:

    clive.

    you know who is hot? that guy from NCIS, anthony. no idea what his real name is though.

    edit: OMG I totally missed him. THAT is embarassing. missing your crush on HGF.

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  3. sara says:

    OMG michael weatherly

    THANK YOU! :D

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  4. Lisa says:

    Kaiser, you would make my entire month not day, but MONTH if you included Drew Fuller in your Hot Guy Friday line up.

    VOTE FOR DREW FULLER FOR HOT GUY!!!!!

    Btw- Drew Fuller is Trevor LeBlanc on Army Wives and played Chris Halliwell on Charmed =)

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  5. Kitten says:

    Oh Clive..those eyes. Daniel Sunjata-dimples and caramel and just crazy hotness. Thanks for including him, kinda forgot about him!
    Philip Seymour Hoffman is my favorite actor ever but I find him um….let’s just say I was a bit startled to see him thrown in on HGF. Very controversial choice, indeed.

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  6. julbug says:

    Starting with Eric B. and ending it with Clive…genius. I’m set for the weekend.

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  7. bellaluna says:

    Yum-rific, Kaiser. Thank you for the beautiful men you’ve provided us with this Friday!

    And mmmmmmmm, Daniel Sunjata, the boys from True Blood, and Clive and Gerard!

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  8. jen says:

    Didn’t Benjamin Bratt date Julia Roberts too? Oh, well he’s still cute.

    Still hoping to see Nathan Fillion from Castle/Firefly some Friday soon! :)

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  9. ehhh says:

    how about “not so hot guy friday” odd choices this week id have to say. youve got a few nice ones.

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  10. masonwasp says:

    Thank you for more clive owen. May I request Tony Leung sometime in the future? He has that crinkly-eyed, warm smile kind of charm.

    http://events.piaget.com/data/img/50/446/tony-leung-chiu-wai-lust-caution.png

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  11. Katie says:

    I feel like this list is skewing kind of older. Love Nelsan Ellis. I’ve never gotten the Eric Bana thing–doesn’t do it for me. Love me some Idris Elba. I’m generally not attracted to Asian men but I LOVE John Cho. And THANK YOU for Daneil Sunjata. He is so fucking sexy. God he’s beautiful. But has anyone seen the episode of Lie to Me where he played a serial rapist? It traumatized me. It wasn’t the raping part that got me, it was how he kept his victims from identifying him. I won’t elaborate so as not to scar others, but I will say he was a very scary bad dude in that. Good actor.

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  12. Dorothy says:

    LOVE Dule Hill, hate Eric Bana and OMG that guy totally looks like the pregnant man!!!

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  13. K says:

    Jeremy Irons will always be hot if only for his voice.

    As for Trekkies, where’s the Patrick Stewart love? That man could talk my panties off. Mmmmhm…

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  14. lucy2 says:

    A nice batch of new guys! A Eric Bana-Clive Owen sandwich of hotness.
    I LOVE Dule Hill on Psych, he’s hilarious.
    Joseph Fiennes’ eyes are way too close together, it always weirds me out.
    Sam and Nelsan from True Blood, yay!

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  15. Ellie says:

    these are great! i have a slightly weird request – sam elliot please? i think it’s the voice and giant mustache, but i love him dearly

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  16. Roma says:

    Forget Michael Weatherly… we need some Gibbs!!

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  17. lisa says:

    I love Clive,Antonio,Gerard and Viggo. All the rest actually turned me off. I guess I dont get some of those choices. I thought this was HGF? Not, Kinda HGF…. Where is George,Johnny Depp,Hamm, Justin Timberlake,Leo Decaprio (all grown up of course).. I love the rough men too! Yummy

    @Ellie… love Sam Elliot!!!!

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  18. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    WTF!?!?! Is there really a picture of Phillip Seymour Hoffman in the Hot Guy Friday post. LOL He looks like Santa Claus? A hot Santa Claus. Last Friday didn’t really Roger my Hammerstein and while I like a majority of the men listed, I haven’t had wet dreams about any of them. Now if you think my love for Angelina is bad a few years ago I was hooked on Colin Farrell but he doesn’t do for me anymore. Oh but I love that some of my guys from True Blood made the cut this week. :D

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  19. Samantha says:

    I’ve since changed my mind.

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  20. I Choose Me says:

    Russell
    Antonio
    Colin (Hard and fast)
    Isaiah (Not sure what he’d be like)
    Dule (I think he’d be gentle and sweet)
    Phillip (I don’t know why but get a secret kinky vibe from him – spank me baby!)
    Clive (Slow and sultry)

    They could all get it! It’s not slutty if it’s only in your dreams. Right?

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  21. original kate says:

    jeremy irons = naughty, slightly creepy professor.

    daniel day-lewis = hot, hot and a side of hot. did you know he is a cobbler in ireland? you know there are irish gals purposefully breaking their shoes all over that country.

    rusell crowe = damn! what happened to him?

    tyrese = soooo pretty. and i have that same necklace – what up, tyrese?

    colin = never got his appeal until i saw his sex tape. oh. my.

    p.s. hoffman = love him. just love him.

    nelsan = love me some lafayette.

    @ ellie: i understand. sam elliott’s voice makes my panties automatically fall off. true story.

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  22. aussieGal says:

    Rodrigo, really? Great actor, but attractive he is not.

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  23. Val says:

    OK, so is no one else seeing the Russell Crowe/Shitia LaPouf thing or what?

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  24. Celebitchy says:

    Shut up Aussie Girl! How could you disrespect Rodrigo? Shame. ;)

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  25. missmilly says:

    Great great great! I giggled the whole way thru…love the comments Kaiser! I love Fridays at work now that I have hot guy fridays! Brilliant.

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  26. fi says:

    Viggo! Sexiest scene I’ve ever watched. That man has the most beautiful body. Not to mention, it’s an incredible film.

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  27. melinda says:

    Rodrigo Santoro and Roger Federer! Awesome job this week Kaiser! I think this is the best Hot Guy Friday yet! :D

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  28. fizXgirl3114 says:

    ooooh what a great lineup… Erik Bana, straithain and daniel day lewis are some of my favorites. I like the ruggedly handsome rather than pretty boy types. Now, if only you had included sharlto Copley of District 9 fame, I’d be in heaven :)

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  29. Katalina76 says:

    So yes indeed, they are pretty much all dreamy. But I’m still really angling for you to give me some James Badge Dale hotness. PLEASE!!!!

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  30. Abby says:

    MATTHEW MACFAYDEN! He’ll never be as hot in anything else as he was, forever, in Pride and Prejudice. But that’s ok, I can watch it overandoverandover.

    Loving the inclusion of Colin Firth, Antonio, Mekhi, Tyrese, VIGGO… this was a good one! Thank you! :-)

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  31. Juice in LA says:

    Bra- vo! You have truly out done yourself this time!

    and these undies might be cute, but they crawl up to much anyway…

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  32. coup de grazia says:

    holy christ, clive topless. i just passed out a little bit.

    i LOVE rodrigo and dermot.

    now, i shall repeat my requests: my boyfriend, **Ryan Gosling**, and Brandon Routh

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  33. Lisa S. says:

    Yah Antonio! Oh my goodness, I still pop in “Shakespeare in Love” sometimes to get me a Joseph Fiennes fix. And old school Russell Crowe, love it!

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  34. whitedaisy says:

    I love Benjamin Bratt. He could be the weekly feature headliner with no complaints from me.
    When Antonio became the Nasonex bee I became his biggest fan for life. Hot and a self-deprecating sense of humor? Slay me!

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  35. hmm says:

    I’m not sure I would use the adjective “hot” to describe most of these guys. Quirky or scruffy? -Sure. Cute…maybe ok. But “hot?” Not so much.

    p.s. Joseph Fiennes has the most closely set-together eyes I’ve ever seen.

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  36. Jillian says:

    I just really liked the pic with the cardboard cutout of ASkars in the background. :)

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  37. Lady says:

    I kept waiting for some semi-naked guys,lol. Thanks for Clive at the end!

    How about some Michael Ealy and Paul Walker next week? Thanks.

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  38. jessica says:

    Give me some:
    1. The comedian.. Luis CK
    2. Dennis Learly (spelling)
    3. Benecio Del Toro
    4. Dave Chappell
    TY!!

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  39. Kitten says:

    @ hmmm-It is striking how narrow the gap is between his eyes. I know JF fans will hate me, but that’s a dealbreaker for me. Just says “murderer” to me.
    Sorry, JF, no Kitten for you! Don’t cry yourself to sleep tonight..

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  40. Anguishedcorn says:

    I thought I was the only person who held a secret flame for David Straithairn… so nice to see him on HGF. Keep up the hot work!

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  41. Lydia says:

    Lord have mercy!

    Just what I needed and to open with that photo of Eric Bana was genius. Viggo is hot. Excuse me for a sec…

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  42. Eileen says:

    There are several reasons why you are the QUEEN of HGF:
    1. You’re quote of “I’d still hit it like a house on fire.” made coffee shoot out my nose.
    2. You included MacFayden because he will forever be Mr.Darcy in my mind. **SWOON**
    3. Holy sh!tballs, you add some PSH on here and I NEVER thought I’d see him on a HGF post. He freaking RoCkS! I fell for him in Almost Famous.

    Some guys are just HOT because their personalities outshine their bods.

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  43. meme says:

    Isn’t it a rule that THE HAMM has to be on this list every Friday? That said, weird list. But thank you very much I will take LA Confidential Russell Crowe and Colin Farell please (back when they were bad boys).

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  44. Leek says:

    Lovely. And a manly bunch of men, too.

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  45. a says:

    noticing lots of goatees and various stages of beard this week!

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  46. Sarah says:

    Booooo. Antonio and Viggo, those are the only 2 that even remotely do anything for me. Hot Guy Friday Fail.

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  47. Lauri says:

    Loved seeing Eric, Gerard and Clive.. so amazingingly hot! Have you ever put pics of James Purefoy? The man is so sexy, in the same hot, wear you out way Gerard Butler is..

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  48. duke says:

    idris HOT!where is ryan gossling he should be there…

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  49. jen says:

    Oh, and since you did PSH..how about some Ricky Gervais please???

    And is it just me or does Viggo look a little Alan Alda-ish in the 1st pic?

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  50. Eileen says:

    I can’t remember if I asked you this before, but if you ever decide to change things up and do a retro HGF- how about some Steve McQueen, young Elvis and James Dean?? Mama Mia!

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  51. bluecat says:

    Thank You soooooooooooooooo much for Colin Farrell. I luv and lust him .

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  52. Sarah says:

    Oh I heart John Cho, his characters never fail to make me laugh. And Sam Trammel? YES PLEASE.

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  53. Frak says:

    May I suggest a little Alan Cummings? Something very sexy about how out and proud he is. Plus, he’s to die for in the “Good Wife”.

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  54. RHONYC says:

    oh thandie newton…you, hot slut, you!

    i love her dieting skills.

    a SCRUMPTIOUS edris alba & gerard butler sandwich…Mmmm, MMMmm!

    now, that’s a meal i can sink my teeth into. :-)

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  55. Praise St. Angie! says:

    Lauri, YES!

    James Purefoy is the hotness.

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  56. Me says:

    TOM FORD! How COULD you forget HIM!

    And Ken Watanabe! Puh leez! :)

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  57. Lucy says:

    Viggo, Eastern Promises – that was like an hour and a half of orgasms.

    How about a little Timothy Olyphant, especially as Agent 47.

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  58. Johanna says:

    I love me some Eric Bana & don’t get me started on Mr. Darcy!!! <3

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  59. Kaiser says:

    Motherfuckers, these are mostly YOUR REQUESTS. Don’t bitch, please. These HGF posts take forever.

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  60. meme says:

    @AussieGal – I don’t find that Rodrigo dude hot either or Jeremy Irons who is the definition of creepiness. Ick.

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  61. Justforthis says:

    I signed on JUST to vote for Drew Fuller (Trevor LeBlanc on Army wives). OMG, how could someone have such dreamy eyes. Freaking INSANE.

    Also, YES, Sam Elliot is HOT. That voice, that sinewy lithe body.

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  62. Lauri says:

    Praise – Just came across this video of James Purefoy on YouTube – OMG! pulling myself back together after it. Kaiser – you will love this one!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdfApSRzBoI&feature=related

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  63. I Choose Me says:

    OMG, I just realized who Rodrigo Santoro is – he played Xerxes in 300.
    “For I am kind!” I wonder how many women (or men) would love him to be ‘kind’ to them. :D

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  64. Megan says:

    Thank you, thank you for the Federer… he is an effing GOD. I spent about 6 months trying to get over the fact that he was married to someone other than me when I discovered how hot he was. Viggo and Clive as well…. hell yaw!

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  65. seVen says:

    May i make a request? When you posted the NCIS hotness , you left out Sean Murray… Ive got a bad thing for him.. good line up this friday

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  66. MuñekitA says:

    Great Start Kaiser!!

    That pic from Eric Bana made me sigh so hard that everyone here at the office found out how pervertive i am.

    MMM Benjamin Brat! Amazing complexion, tall, sexy, strong!
    Dermot Mulroney is a classic(kind of old now but still f*ck4bl3)
    Clive O … i dont know why i never noticed but he has such an intense look, he’ll be my fantasy for today, im stating to have very naughty thoughts about him…mmm wow he can only be describe as deLicious* ..!!

    gReat Friday =o)!!!

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  67. Justforthis says:

    Love Love Timothy Olyphant. He is very underrated.

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  68. Praise St. Angie! says:

    crikey, Lauri! HOT!

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  69. Cam says:

    OMFG COLIN, SO HAWT!

    THANK YOU KAISER FOR MAKING MY DAY AND REMINDING ME OF THE ‘COLIN, THE BAD BOY’ DAYS (L).

    And Clive shirtless… *sigh*.

    Please please please include James Marsden next time, he’s a happily married + kids’ guy (met his wife when he wasnt famous at all, and she’s a ‘normal’ girl trying to live in the hollywood world, he had two kids with her, aw they’re so cute together). And if u see him in the right movies, you will realize how talented he really is, my favorite movie: ‘Interstate 60′, he’s in it with Gary Oldman, very interesting. But definitely his hottest movies are: ‘The 24th Day’ (With Scott Speedman, they both play gay men, HAWT), ‘Gossip’ (Kate Hudson is in it as well. The movie itself? meh… but oh JIMMY), ‘Heights’ (With Elizabeth Banks, Glenn Close and Jesse Bradford, love it!) and ‘On the edge of innocence’ (sigh… he was so young back then).

    Just in case you were wondering: Yes, I LOVE HIM.

    Anyway, it’s just a suggestion :)

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  70. Boo says:

    Thank you for helping me get through friday!

    Please, oh please, can I get some Nathan Fillion next week? Us nerdy Firefly (and Castle) fans would rejoice!

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  71. Anne de Vries says:

    Can we have Christian Kane and Aldis Hodge next time? I’m catching up with Leverage and the eyecandy far outweighs the cheesiness :-D

    Oh, and I think Tyrese Gibson IS hot – it’s the grin. And Til Schweiger, yum.

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  72. machiavelli says:

    Kaiser, Patron saint of HGF, need me some Ralph Fiennes with a tan. Perhaps there is a picture from English Patient?

    Michael Weatherly! Love him as Tony, on NCIS. Saw him on Rachel Ray the other day – he was trying too hard to be funny. Good sport, though.

    Now imagine…….a threesome with Antonio and Rodrigo… Thanks, Kaiser!

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  73. Poopie says:

    THE HAMM
    DENIS LEARY
    ALEXANDER SKARSGARD
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    ALL THREE AT ONCE !

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  74. Eileen says:

    Thank you Lauri: Hot Guy + Goldfrapp = HappyCamper!

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  75. Sophie says:

    Ohhh I love Michael C. Hall. And Viggo Mortensen does it for me as well.

    Next week, can we have a little Alan Rickman?? His voice… GAH!!

    And how about Gary Oldman? He does it for me as well ;)

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  76. mikeyangel says:

    Woot woot for Michael C Hall. Thanks Kaiser. Plus, that rescue me guy, John Cho, Colin “badboy” Farrell, and a few others are scrum-diddily-umptious.

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  77. JJ says:

    Wow, Michael C Hall and Daniel Day Lewis were my favourites, such cute pictures of HOT men!

    Since we’re on the latino subject with rodrigo santoro, how about some Gael Garcia Bernal for next friday, he’s YUUUM and freaking smart “) xxx

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  78. Strawberry says:

    Love the inclusion of David Strathairn, Rodrigo Santoro, Colin Farrell and two Kiwis Marton Csokas and Karl Urban. Yay for Kiwis (I’m dating one!) Thanks Kaiser, it was a virtual smorgasbord today! XO, Strawberry

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  79. A.K.A. says:

    Eric Bana = Hector = panties blown to pieces !

    @Kaiser , you know what you could do? Print out that photo with Thandie and your dream boys, cut out her face, stick yours on there and frame. A good way to start your “girly time with yourself” :D

    May I suggest a little Shemar Moore for next week?

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  80. Katie says:

    Only Clive Owen and Michael Weatherly (who DOES look great on NCIS) would be on my HG list. I see Gus (Dule Hill) on the list, where’s Sean (James Roday)?! He’s funny cute.

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  81. Sarah says:

    @Kaiser, having a bit of a bitchy day today, are we? lol. You’ll never be able to please everyone with HGF and it looks like you pleased a good majority (not me, but whatever). So be happy.

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  82. Rx says:

    Can you please get some Paul Walker and Jay Hernandez? Seriously….

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  83. Marjalane says:

    Benjamin Bratt and Colin Farrell are good choices, although what’s with all the jewelry, Colin? but the rest were pretty much a bunch of old men.

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  84. I luv HGF says:

    I love HGF! I would like to be in the middle of Idris and Rodrigo!

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  85. hazeldazel says:

    please, the one and only Mr. Darcy is Colin Firth! speaking of… how ’bout some Colin Firth action? pleeeeeeeeze?

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  86. Nelly says:

    how about Garry Shandling?
    i know its out there but i loooove him!

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  87. Jane says:

    Would love to see pics of Michael Pitt, Stephen Dorff, James Roday.

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  88. Mairead says:

    Interesting collection, love the fact that Daniel Day Lewis and Jeremy were included – I wouldn’t fancy either but they, like the brilliant Philip Seymour Hoffman are – well – brilliant. (horrific Jeremy photo though) And they are some nice photos of Eric Bana.

    Just on Colin, have you heard that he’s meant to be getting married next year? It was on the cover of the “Oirish” edition of The Daily Mirror.

    Could I repeat a request for Juanes which came in a few weeks ago? I’m planning on listening to him on a loop come Monday to recuperate from this week :D

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  89. Ron says:

    Thomas Roberts the MSNBC reproter is pretty dreamy…and of course Andy Coops

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  90. Fae says:

    The other nice thing about Jeremy Irons is how utterly friendly he is- he visited my high school and gave a talk some years ago and was an absolute angel to every one of us (although it was an all girls school so I suppose being surrounded by 70 or so teenage girls wasn’t the nastiest experience ever….)

    NELSAN ELLIS. Yes. Oh, Lafayette, I’ll teach you not to fear the pussy.

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  91. Meaux says:

    Where is the dreamy and piercing eyed Rufus Sewell???? Please put him in next week

    xm

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  92. marie says:

    Can you add eduardo verastegui for next friday???
    Please!
    xD

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  93. OMJ says:

    Thanks for the Jeremy Irons, but you could have gone with Jeremy Irons from Die Hard- he had this skinny hard body thing going and zat german accent and was teh sex.
    Also- while Karl Urban has sort of morphed into the pregnant man I’d still hump him until his eyes rolled into the back of his head.
    Happy HGF everybody!

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  94. LolaBella says:

    Yep, who needs panties when it’s Hot Guy Friday?

    Today’s selection is absolutely scrumptious.

    Daniel Sujatha, Daniel Day Lewis, All the True Blood guys (especially James Frain as the text happy socipath Franklin Mott.

    Michael Weatherly is so damn sexy, as is Jason George (loved him on Eli Stone); Benjamin Bratt is aging like a fine wine.

    Colin Farrell…*DROOLS and SWOONS*

    Thanks for Jeremy Irons, just like Alan Rickman last week, I find him and his voice sexy; nice to see an older distinguished hot guy today.

    Thanks for the John Cho love; he’s a cutie.

    ..and finally VIGGO and CLIVE!!!!!!!!!

    *Panties combust and LolaBella faints*

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  95. Debbi says:

    Kaiser & CB – thank you for introducing me to Jason George! That man looks good in a tux. Oh, and the vintage Viggo Mortenson. yummmm! *homer-esque drooling noise*

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  96. meme says:

    I’ll take Ralph Fiennes, tan or no tan, hair or no hair. That man must be a beast in bed. YUM!

    Shouldn’t that hottie Bill O’Reilly be on this list? *treads away slowly on thin ice

    which motherfucker voted for Philip Seymour Hoffman? great actor, not a hottie.

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  97. Lee says:

    I’m still happy thinking about LAST week’s list, so it doesn’t bother me if this Friday’s Hot Guy suggestions on the whole are “meh”. I do have a soft spot for Viggo Mortenson though. And he’s welcome to visit it any time…

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  98. Solveig says:

    Yay! Viggo Mortensen and Daniel Day Lewis! Love them both!
    And I really love P.S. Hoffman, I think he is very talented, actually he is one of my favourites actors, but… hot? Seriously? Anyway, I’d pick him over that dumb “”"actor”"” called J. Fiennes everyday.

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  99. Sashavice says:

    Hot guy Friday is the first thing I thought of when I woke up today. True story.

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  100. Sashavice says:

    Please add some younger guys next time. :)

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  101. Diva says:

    *sigh* Thank you for Jeremy Irons! Although, that picture of him is not the best… He was like melt-in-your-mouth sexy in Man In the Iron Mask. Seriously.

    And I’m going to second Sophie for Gary Oldman… something strangely sexy about him (most of the time, NOT all the time! lol).

    And I’m going to third A.K.A. for Shemar Moore, cos I asked for him a couple weeks ago!

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  102. H says:

    I have no complaints, Kaiser, I just look at the ones I like and sometimes find some new ones ;)

    Some requests for next week, some Han Solo, Raiders of the lost Ark vintage Harrison Ford and the original Mr. Darcy, Colin Firth and strange as it sounds I like smarmy Bridget Jones Hugh Grant.

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  103. Kaiser says:

    Mairead – Thanks for the Farrell tip, I’ll check that out!

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  104. Kayla says:

    Yay, thank you! Eric Bana is, always has been, and always will be, my number 1. He’s SO attractive and masculine!

    Can you do Jason Schwartzman or Lee Pace (OH SO CUTE, LEE PACE!) please? They are two of my other favorites that you haven’t featured yet, I don’t thinK! (I think you already got Andy Samberg & Zachary Quinto, right?)

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  105. rbh says:

    I like hot guy friday, and thanks for including Colin Farrell. Those pics are so hot, and he’s underrated I think, as an actor. Philip Seymour hoffman is an excellent actor, but his pudgy pastiness is totally a turnoff.

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  106. heebeegeebee says:

    Some strange, STRANGE choices there.

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  107. Gabriela says:

    Peter Facinelli PLEASE! How can girls focus on boys like R-Patz and Lautner when there’s Peter Facinelli as Dr. Delicious on Twilight?!

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  108. freckles says:

    I cannot believe you haven’t included some SEXY James Marsden on any of these lists!! He is literally the ONLY actor in all of Hollywood that does it for me at all. GOD what I would do to him if given the chance…

    Some inspiration:
    Adorable:
    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_N2A4VaNpRb4/R-9sPHrrwaI/AAAAAAAABsM/Fgy3cbmLyDU/s1600-h/James+marsdern.jpg
    A little scruff for you, Kaiser:
    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jFbqtsH14W8/SKJTAEDdCZI/AAAAAAAAB1g/oRCKHabVOwA/s400/James+Marsden.jpg
    Gorgeous:
    http://i43.tinypic.com/2r2p1df.jpg
    Cutest smile ever:
    http://ecentral.my/archives/2008/10/29/movies/f_19james.jpg
    I just girl-jizzed in my pants:
    http://www.last.fm/music/James+Marsden/+images/38672533
    And him with his kids… precious AND sexy (him, not the kids)!
    http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/lc/art_express_3_161109/james_marsden_2658125.jpg

    And if you need any more proof, all you need to do is watch 27 Dresses and fast-forward to the end.. the look on his face when she walks down the aisle is hands-down one of the sexiest things I’ve ever seen. And just before that, the way he says “get over here…” Oh my gosh.

    Anyways, I’ve done most of the research for you! Now you just have to include him next week. And if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go spend some time alone…

    PS: Also wouldn’t HATE to see some Shia LeBouf ;) I know he seems a little douchey to some people but I think he’s really cute!

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  109. Merry says:

    Much betterrr!! Thanks, Kaiser; you did a great job!

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  110. dj says:

    What a manly great list today! VIGGO, VIGGO, VIGGO! Sam Shepherd – inspired choice, Daniel Day-Lewis along w/Jeremy Irons strangely, hotly perverted professor? Loved J.I. in Kingdom of Heaven. Love Dule Hill. Clive Owen – wonderful. Hold me, Viggo, Hold me. I figured it out for me it’s mostly these guys voices. Mr. Darcy too! Grrrh!

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  111. LolaBella says:

    @Gabriela: Co-sign The PFac love. That scene when he first *struts* into the ER as Dr. Carlisle Cullen and looks at Bella…guh…damn sexy. I totally fangirl at the scene. ;-)

    @freckles: 27 Dresses is my guilty pleasure because of the sexy (and at times adorable) James Marsden and you’re right, that scene at the end…that’s the way a woman wants a man to look at her. Yes and please.

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  112. elaine benes says:

    Well, Kaiser, my un-liked panties are now officially saved for HGF!!

    THANK YOU for VIGGO:)

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  113. K says:

    @ Mairead: Ooooh, hell yes to Juanes! From both “Mi Sangre” and “Yerbatero” and everything in between! Mmmmmm…

    Kaiser, you do an amazing job, and the “I want his dimples to meet my vagina” quote is the best. I will be using that as my newest pickup line. :P

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  114. Eileen says:

    You Jimmy (James) Marsden lovers are cracking me up! As gorgeous as he is, I can’t look at him in that way since I went to high school with him. lol And now all these years later I’m seeing him requested on HFG-I’m going to give him all kinds of crap for making ladies panties fly off! heehee

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  115. Brooke says:

    ugh, awful photo of Jeremy Irons – look up his Donna Karan ads.

    Requests: I would LOVE some Mark Harmon (he’s so hot on NCIS with Michael Weatherly)

    Also: I also second Shemar Moore – SO good on Criminal Minds and frickin’ adorable.

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  116. Catherine says:

    Mmmmm…Clive. The last one of Clive looks like he just got done having sex.

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  117. zippersgirl says:

    David Strathairn is one of the most under-rated actors working and one of the best. And I’m with you. You can keep the young metro sexuals, he’s all sex appeal to me!

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  118. coup de grazia says:

    omg kaiser, the “don’t bitch motherfuckers” comment is priceless.

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  119. Nanea says:

    What a great HGF list this week!

    Thanks so much.

    I don’t even know where to start, so I end with Clive Ooooo…! *faints*

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  120. Miss. Thang says:

    Best Hot Guy Friday title ever.

    How about some hot football players. Tight pants season is just about to start up.

    Also, have I missed Kevin Durand? He played Keamy on the last season of Lost. Super hot!

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  121. truthSF says:

    This list is incomplete without Colin Firth, AKA the original Mr. Darcy.

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  122. Jen says:

    Kaiser, you have got the weirdest taste in men, and apparently so do a lot of your readers. Save a very few exceptions, there is a plethora of FUG on this list. Philip Seymour Hoffman? Are you SERIOUS?!

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  123. lucy2 says:

    I’ll add another James Marsden request – very handsome, and genuinely seems like a really nice guy.
    Whoever mentioned the Russel Crowe/Shia LaBeouf thing – I TOTALLY see it in that photo of RC! Never noticed it before. I can’t get into Shia – every time he’s mentioned, all I can picture is the dorky teenager with the bad fro in that Charlies Angels movie (yes, I did see that awful movie).

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  124. BeeCee says:

    @seVen: I will fight you to the death for Sean Murray… I love him and his cute bum

    And seriously!! The men of True Blood; My god how I wish I was locked in a room with all the men and we were all naked….

    Can you do an all True Blood HGF one of these days? I would love you forever Kaiser, LOVE YOU FOREVER

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  125. Anoni Mus says:

    Kaiser, may I change your mind about Jeremy Irons? At least vintage Jeremy Irons? The man was hotness personified and he’s a great actor AND he has a sexy voice and and…. voilá:
    http://www.enfemenino.com/star/fotos-374012-jeremy-irons.html
    http://www.peliculasafondo.com/interprete/Jeremy-Irons/

    This weeks list doesn’t do much for me, but that’s ok, I love how we all have different tastes!

    Those who pass my test are Irons, Viggo (hot and intelligent), McFayden and vintage Russel Crowe. Oh how I loved him in L.A. Confidential! Clive is always beautiful to look at.

    I love Phillip Seymour Hoffman, but he’s only hot if this list is not meant to be only about physical beauty.

    Colin Farrell and Sam Tramell are the same type! Don’t like either though.

    And to finish, I second Rufus Sewell, and because I’m still mourning Lost, and he’s up for an Emmy, and he’s my #1 crush… some Matthew Fox for next week, please.

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  126. Melissa says:

    Once again, I’m putting in my request for Dominic West. And adding another one – Christopher Gorham from Covert Affairs. Who knew he was so ripped?!

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  127. Sam says:

    LOL Karl Urban totally looks like the pregnant man!!! as soon as i read it i knew in the back of my mind i had thought it all along! You are hilarious!!

    Ooh and can i please vote for Simon Pegg? for next week (my birthday is tuesday – Virgo’s rule!!)
    He is just beautiful and so funny!!!!

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  128. Lady D says:

    Eric Bana, Isiah Mustafa, Joseph Fiennes, Jason George, Tyrese Gibson, Colin Farrell, Til Schweiger, Viggo Mortensen and Clive. Ya know, I just might make to next Friday this time. Gotta go…..

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  129. raspberry says:

    How about that guy Elliot from SVU who solves heinous crimes? Will always dig Clive Owens and Ralph Fiennes.

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  130. Corina says:

    My requests…

    Def. Drew Fuller & James Marsden

    Gayle Harold (from Queer as Folk & umm Desp Housewives – if you have a thing for the hot guy on guy business Queer as Folk is where it’s at plus it just happens to be an amazing show)

    Henry Cavill (The Tudors, I jock him like whoah & apparently he has 4 brothers in the military so really I just want to meet the whole fam)

    Sean Faris (Anna’s brother) He looks young but is like 28 I think

    All of my guy crushes basically look the same, apparently I have a very clear type. :)

    LOVE the title & the dimples quote, superbly phrased!

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  131. Corina says:

    Ok I have another one – sorta random but well worth taking a peek. If anyone reads Mashable.com or is involved in social media, have you SEEN Pete Cashmore?
    http://twitter.com/mashable
    Dear. God. That man is sinfully delicious looking. We have a saying in our office…
    Yes I would pay cash for more of that!
    Look at his pic & you will surely understand. K enough man crushing for one lunch break!

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  132. Mari says:

    Hmmm, mostly YES!
    BUT how about…
    Rafa Nadal
    Keanu Reeves (with or without patchy beard)
    James Denton
    Jesse Bradford
    Bruce Willis (he’s still sex)

    I’m off to change…since I didn’t get the “no panties” memo. Shame, shame Kaiser =P

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  133. MsLIb says:

    Kaiser – do a TNT hot guy Friday!
    Jason Lee was annoying on Earl but rocks Memphis Beat. And all the guys on Leverage and Dark Blue are yummy plus they can act. What fun to watch hunks on these shows. Now Men of A Certain Age…that is up to you ;-)

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  134. Carrie says:

    Nathan Fillion for next week please!!! He’s so lovely- watch “Firefly” and prepare to be swept off your feet.

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  135. KatHug says:

    how could you put up some True Blood guys and leave out A Skars?!? Hes the most beautiful man ever.

    2 other suggestions: Aaaron Eckhart and Andres Velencoso Segura (Spanish model who’s dating Kylie Minogue…plus theres a couple of nudey pics of him!)

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  136. Disco says:

    Yeah–Dule Hill and Michael Weatherly!!! I have to tell you though…some of your choices this week were just weird. PSH? Great actor yes…hot? Ummm…no.

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  137. Tina says:

    So I might not agree wholeheartedly on all the men chosen in today’s HGF, but I will be FOREVER THANKFUL for this lil bit of heaven you put together every week for us. I def got my dirty fix this week, mmm scruff.

    Double points for Mr Darcy, Bana, LAFAYETTE! and Mr. Franco Rivera mmm dimples. I could sleep in those.

    And totes agree that I miss the bad boy days. Is it just me, or was Colin kinda the male Lilo? But obvs BETTER. You know?

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  138. Ravishing says:

    You need to seriously think about Wentworth Miller, Shane West back in the day and Collin Firth!

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  139. AlaskaJoey says:

    Karl Urban does NOT look like the pregnant man! And budget nothing – Eric Bana wishes he was as hot as Karl Urban. Seriously, watch “Pathfinder” – he spends the first half of the movie shirtless and basically wearing a thong and some chaps.

    He is 80 kinds of hot. You just picked a bad picture.

    But thank you for including him.

    I second the Chris Pine nod, I’m all about the hot Star Trek men.

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  140. Alicia says:

    First time I look at hot guy Fridays and find the idea fantastic but the choices not my style at all exept for: Viggo, Michael Hall and Clive, the rest I wouldn’t touch with a sterilized ten foot pole no matter how famous they might be
    Looking forward to next Friday :)

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  141. tar says:

    LMAO!!!!!! Carrl Urban DOES look like the pregnant man!!!! hahahahahaahahahaahhaaaa!!!!

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  142. albeli says:

    Mmmmmmm…thank you for the Eric Bana!!!

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  143. lena says:

    @ Kaiser

    Do you watch Spartacus? I would recommend it just for the eye candy alone…but once you get past the first 3 episodes it gets pretty good (if you can handle the horrible cgi and cheesy acting)

    anywho I would like to introduce you and others to Mr. Andy Whitefield who plays Spartacus…and who recently beat cancer in real life.

    http://www.listal.com/viewimage/841907

    http://greginhollywood.com/spartacus-star-andy-whitfield-has-been-diagnosed-with-non-hodgkin-lymphoma-and-to-begin-treatment-22656

    AND

    Mr. Manu Bennett who plays Crixus

    http://movies.about.com/od/30daysofnight/ig/30-Days-of-Night-Premiere-Pics/30daysprem18.html

    http://www.tvguide.com/celebrities/manu-bennett/photos/298136/45954

    And there is plenty more on the show!

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  144. ruru says:

    Idris Elba, yum yum!

    I was wondering if you could feature my future husband Lee Byung Hun in the future?

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  145. Lindas says:

    Great list this week, but it was slightly anti-climatic with no Hamm. Please some Jon next week???

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  146. a macmillan says:

    RECOMMENDATION – Édgar Ramírez – DOMINO laundry scene when he takes off his shirt – weak knees

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  147. freckles says:

    @LolaBella: YES! I love that movie solely because of how much I just want to lick every. square. inch of James’ body. Errr… what?

    @Eileen: NO WAY you have to hook me up!! ;) I went to high school with a guy who was the face of Abercrombie for 2 years. It was always funny to me how young girls went crazy for him. :) But seriously, hook me up.

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  148. Dhavy says:

    I do agree, Russell Crowe was sooo hot in LA Confidential & Gladiator but them he decided to become a fatty and sleep with Meg Ryan

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  149. canadianchick says:

    Madame Kaiser-thanks for the efforts, it probably costs a lot/is major effort to have the photos/get permission. And your particular efforts I will spank the kitty with are Mr. Darcy- MEOW. Also steamed up by Daniel Sunjata. Eric Bana, Sam Shepard and… Clive Owen, dayUUUmmmmm…I agree with poster who fainted a little.

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  150. mhjmc says:

    Two words .. Jason Statham .. just saw him in the Expendables .. He was not Expendable, so gorgeous with his accent, I hated the movie but he made it worth watching!!! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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  151. Madison says:

    So many hot men this Friday except for Russell Crowe who ruins any hotness with his arrogance and temper tantrums. Karl Urban was hot in LOTR, Daniel Day Lewis, Viggo and Eric are all hot hot hot on screen and off. I thought Rodrigo was really appealing in Love Actually, there’s just something about him.

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  152. skilo says:

    Rodrigo Santoro is really cute, but he is the only guy on here that does anything for me besides, Colin who I would do just about anything for or with if I had the chance! I wish you would put up Jesse Spencer from House he is hot and if I were blind his voice would be enough to make me love him!
    Accents and good voices do alot for me:)

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  153. Call Me Al says:

    Love the vintage Russell Crowe, and Viggo and Federer.

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  154. phxmama says:

    Not. Getting. The. Bana.
    sorry…but TOTALLY on board with the Nathan Fillion requests and some vintage Jeremy Irons!!!

    Thank you as always for Clive and Viggo!!!!!!!!!!

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  155. skilo says:

    Oh yeah and Caleb Followill from Kings of Leon his voice gives me chills he’s another instant yes.

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  156. Liz909 says:

    Thanks for the LOVELY pics of Colin!

    Some international hottie suggestions for next week: Vincent Perez, Benno Furmann, Gael Garcia Bernal, Sebastian Koch…yum!

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  157. Taurus says:

    Philip is one of my fav actors, actually the best actor on the list, but there is nothin hot about him. Now Bana, whew, I would love to straddle that one.

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  158. Ligeia says:

    uh…where are the hot guys??

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  159. mln says:

    OMG I am soooo in love with Roger Federer and everyone thinks I am crazy but he is perfect to me really especially when he is in “the zone” OMG so happy to see him.

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  160. jc says:

    I absolutely agree with the Sam Shepard inclusion, he is magnificent in so many ways.

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  161. ViktoryGin says:

    Decent list.

    Apparently, I’m the only one who has love for Joseph Fiennes. I had the biggest teenage crush on him. I love that he’s not a famewhore, and there’s so much more to him than just “being an actor”.

    Clive is lovely, as always.

    Colin Farrell. Was in love with him after watching Tigerland years ago. I’m actually glad that he cleaned up his act. Not impressed with the manwhores.

    Phillip Seymour Hoffman…prodigious actor, but NO. MA’AM.

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  162. Bea says:

    *poof*

    There goes my lurve for Karl Urban. Why did I not notice the Pregnant Man resemblance before this!? Now it is all I can see.

    But there were 2 other Trek hotties on the list (Cho & Bana) so I’m still a happy, happy, girl.

    Thanks, Kaiser.

    And in response to the query of poster #38, I too love me some Chris Pine. But post-Princess Diaries when he finally got rid of the Lego-man helmet hair.

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  163. Kat says:

    Thanks for the PSH inclusion. That pretty much made my day.

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  164. emine says:

    oh my god , colin farrelle? hell yes.And can i have some suggestions for u , Kaiser , fabio cannavaro , please and jose mourihno , i am a soccer chick

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  165. yosafbridge says:

    I love you so much for putting Phillip Seymour Hoffman in there. I had an opportunity to meet him a few years ago but I passed because I was going to get to meet him through his girlfriend’s sister and I couldn’t handle the thought of me not being able to hit on him. So sad

    I 2nd or 3rd the Nathan Fillion nomination for next week. He is the hotness of all hotness.

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  166. LuckyLilGem says:

    Eric Bana can carry the Hot Guy Friday link all by himself. :)

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  167. may says:

    Oh, yes, Matthew macfadyen. THAT voice, a voice that can be both very deep, but also very smooth,those eyes, that mouth…not to count that he is a very amazing actor. A REAL actor, one of those actors who actually changes in every role, not one that acts always the same charactere.

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  168. Circe says:

    I was just thinkin the other day – why no Rodrigo? GOD YES. THANK YOU. AMEN. Also, Clive Owen and Colin Farrel.

    The rest is not my thing. Matthew McFayden was hot in Pride and Prejudice, but I was less impressed with Robin Hood. I definitely prefer Alan Rickman to Jeremy Irons.

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  169. Jelly says:

    Ah thanks for the Michael Weatherly. Next week maybe some Mark Harmon? Please. Still waiting for Jeremy Renner to make it back on the list. Also Benjamin Brat reminded me, please add Jimmy Smits for next week. I’ve been seeing him on my TV on adds for his new show. Still looking hot.

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  170. Sway says:

    Rodrigo Santoro? U mean that? With this huge, HUGE forehead and those small, SMALL, LITTLE eyes?
    :)
    All the rest, sure, nice.

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  171. Stephanie says:

    I second Paul Walker. Nom nom nom.

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  172. Toe says:

    @AlaskaJoey: Thanks for defending MY Karl Urban. He is HOT

    But DAAAAAMN Eric Bana is….is….I just squirted!!! I would love to see him with long hair.
    Antonia Banderas-> his eyes just KILL me.
    Benjamin Bratt -> He’s soo manly but i always wonder why Julia Roberts left him when i asked her for marriage.
    Dermot Mulroney: classicly hotness
    Viggo Mortensen : this is the man i want to grow old with, the kind of man you’ll never get tired of humping, even though i have to use a crutch, I’ll still bang him like a Stallion. He can rule over all my Vag rings.

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  173. orion70 says:

    I second and third whoever said Simon Pegg! I adore that guy.

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  174. dj says:

    Kaiser this was an EXCELLENT list (since you are getting not so much love for it)! I clearly share your (?) very diverse taste. Thank you. Couple of old school requests: Sam Elliott (my panties will definitely explode!) and Tom Selleck (Magnum PI please). Love, love, love less pretty boys this week and emphasized testosterone instead!

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  175. dj says:

    Love Sam Trammell & Lafayette from True Blood.

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  176. lisa says:

    DREW FULLER DREW FULLER DREW FULLER DREW FULLER!

    I SWEAR TO YOU LADIES PLS GOOGLE THIS GORGEOUS SPECIMEN OF A MAN. HE IS BEAUTIFUL.

    Oh and I co-sign with whoever said Eduardo Verastegui.

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  177. abbizmal says:

    Some of those are questionable to me, but Eric Bana, Viggo and Benjamin Bratt are pantie creamers to me. I’d hit it.

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  178. quizzie says:

    LOVE hot guy Fridays…

    I definitely second the request for some Simon Pegg.
    You need to get some more beautiful Irish men in there with Colin Farrell – may I suggest Dylan Moran (comedian/actor) and Rob Kearney (rugby player)

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  179. lolo says:

    I agree with you on Rodrigo Santoro, one of the most beautiful men on the planet.

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  180. tooey says:

    Love HGF!! My suggestion for next week’s is Romany Malco who played Conrad for several seasons of Weeds. I love Weeds but I’m always hoping Conrad will show up again. Romany is super hot and his scenes with MLP were quite ripe with sexual tension. Anyone know what he’s up to now? I haven’t seen him since Weeds.

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  181. Statler says:

    @Sophie- Second that! I kept thinking about suggesting him, but decided I was probably the only freak who lusted after Gary Oldman. I’d do dark, nefarious things with him anytime ;)

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  182. Truthzbetta says:

    Russell Crowe of yester year! Yummylicious!

    How about an all dimple edition? The blond from Lost could headline with half the slots and a young filler free Brad Pitt could help out. (No Leann’s man, natch).

    And Jared Leto day? Or at least a crumb or two of Leto hotness sans bird hair, of course?

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  183. CB Rawks says:

    David Strathairn melts me in the nethers. LOVE Idris Elba and Mekhi Phifer, and some of the others, but man there were some cold splashes of Ick between the Hotnesses! It was quite the rollercoaster of confusion for my ladyparts. :D

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  184. Mona says:

    Wow, the Philip Seymour Hoffman mention got me to comment for the first time ever. My friends make fun of me for this weird crush I have on him. It makes no sense but something about him, yeah I want to jump his bones. There was this guy at uni few years back who looked like the younger version of him (less Santa-esque that that pic granted) and Capote had just come out – so I nicknamed him Capote. It’s the broody vibe I think…god I should’ve gotten Capote drunk, just to get rid of this Hoffman fetish haha.

    Suggestion for next week: Raoul Bova (he was in that show All About Brian & Under the Tuscan Sun) Take a looksie: http://www.mostbeautifulman.com/misc/raoulbova/bio.shtml

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  185. Team Bethenny says:

    Can we get a little Danish love here?

    How about Nikolaj Lie Kaas and Ulrich Thomsen?

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  186. canadianchick says:

    Might be too expensive a photo to get permission for-but how about Paul Newman circa Cat on a Hot Tin Roof? Man he was hot in his hey day. Also forgot to say thanks for Dermot Mulroney and Antonio, reportedly another Big Red past client but hey that brings the hot quotient even higher.

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  187. mrscanada says:

    absolutely amazing this week. love love love HGF.
    how about some gossip girl love? We all love Ed Westwick, right?

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  188. Eileen says:

    @Freckles: He is VERY married. And he really is hands down the NICEST guy. I’m friends with his younger brother Robby and when he went to be a “famous actor in LA” we all were like HAHAHA goodluck! Look at him now!
    But if anything goes south, I will keep you in mind! ;D

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  189. Emily says:

    Oh, I love Jeremy Irons! I’d totally turn for a chance to hit that. His voice… I think Michael Weatherly’s charming. I remember a few years ago he came to Australia to present at the Logies (our version of the Emmys), and everyone just lost their shit over him, when no one had even heard of him a week before.

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  190. dissapointed says:

    HORRIBLE ALL you need to know Miguel Angel Silvestre, Ian Somerhalder, Josh Duhamel,Jason Lewis, David Boreanaz, Chris Evans… this list except Eric Bana sucks… Roger Frederer is worse than, for example Feliciano Lopez.

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  191. Dee says:

    I met Eric Bana 2 years ago at the Tribeca Film Festival. He was promoting his documentary. He stayed and met with everyone there they urged us NOT to take pictures and he would only sign autographs. Needless to say the line for autographs was HUGE! I was the 5th person on the line and asked him for a picture he said yes of course and the guard said no pix he said no it’s ok I will take pictures with my fans! He was the sweetest guy ever which made him hotter than ever in my book! I left after a brief convo with him and picture. When i walked by he was still there making sure he got to every single person there! He’s AWESOME!!

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  192. jayem says:

    Eric Bana and Colin Farrell are pretty much sex-on-a-stick, so kudos for those! I would like to second the requests for Wentworth Miller, Paul Walker, and Andy Whitfield. And request Dwayne Johnson, preferably sans clothing (like in the Scorpion King. YUM!).

    I suggested Daniel Sunjata last week, and no, I didn’t like those panties. Or those pants. Or the chair I’m sitting on… (I have already imagined many, many different ways to introduce his dimples to my vadge!)

    P.S. – The Joe Mangianello(?) pics should have been shirtless. And pantsless! He can get it any day and twice on Sunday.

    P.P.S. – Thank you for going through all the trouble you do for HGF and for including all the random crushes we have. We appreciate you, Kaiser! (And please try to be a little nicer to the pretty boys. They need love too!)

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  193. M says:

    Oh, my.

    I did not know this feature existed. I may have to tune in weekly.

    I got here by googling Roger, but I have to say … I met Mr. Strathairn once, and … it’s just like you say.

    Better than that, actually.
    *floats off on sea of memories*

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