Jennifer Aniston has a new, “younger” mystery boyfriend (update: Harry Morton)

Jennifer Aniston cheerfully waves at fans as she appears on the Daily Show in NYC, NY on August 19, 2010 to promote her newest movie The Switch . Fame Pictures, Inc

Below is a very blurry video of Jennifer Aniston’s new “young man” coming and going from their date. Or should I call him “the whippersnapper”? Even though the video is blurry as hell, the guy looks really young. And not unlike Jersey Shore’s The Situation, right? He’s giving me Situation vibes. Anyway, she has a new boyfriend, allegedly, because she went on a date with this guy last night at the Sunset Towers. The eyewitness account of their date… well, I laughed. I laughed because the account played into every stereotype I have about Jennifer Aniston – that she tries too hard to be girlish and young, and that she can’t stop playing with her hair and touching her hair and getting people to look at her hair. HAIR. Here’s the video and the eyewitness account:

Forget speculation she is back with on-again, off-again flame John Mayer because Jennifer Aniston has a new ‘friend’ in her life, RadarOnline.com can exclusively reveal. The actress is set to ignite rumors that she has a new boyfriend after she had an intimate dinner on Wednesday night with a handsome new man.

The 41-year-old star was spotted enjoying drinks, dinner and dessert at the luxurious Sunset Tower Hotel in Hollywood. The pair sat at a corner table — much to the interest of onlookers — and later shared an ice-cream sundae in the exclusive restaurant, where they spent two-and-a-half hours together before leaving in separate cars.

Inside, Aniston looked relaxed in white jeans and a simple black tank top, while the man wore a white black shirt and dark pants.

“Jen was at a cozy corner table with a good looking younger man,” an eyewitness told RadarOnline.com. “She was twirling her hair a lot and flirting shamelessly.”

The witness said the duo got closer as the night progressed — with many lingering touches on the arm by Jen — and at one point Jen moved right next to him to flip through photos on his iPhone.

“Jen looked really good. She had on white jeans and a sexy black tank top,” the source said. When her mystery date left for the restroom, she took the opportunity to primp by reapplying her lipstick.”

The eyewitness told RadarOnline.com Jen looked “a little nervous, putting her hair up in a loose bun and laughing at everything he said.”

According to onlookers, Jen and her mystery man were so immersed in their conversation they hardly made a dent in their ice cream dessert.

And in true gentlemanly style, “the guy picked up the whole check” at the end of the night. While he took to the wheel in his Jeep four wheel drive and sped away from the waiting paparazzi, Aniston slipped out a back door under tight hotel security.

[From Radar]

Well, he didn’t pick her up and drive her home – they came and left in separate cars, if this video is of the same dude. Honestly, it sounds like a first date, right? This is not the eyewitness account of a couple on their fifth date, after they’ve already slept together but when they still want to impress each other. This is not only giving me Situation vibes (for real), but it’s also giving me blind date vibes. HAIR.

UPDATE: Radar says the dude is Harry Morton, who dated Lindsay Lohan a few years ago, before Lindsay went for Sam Ronson. He’s 29 years old. I swear, he’s dated other famous girls too, right? Didn’t he date… Paris Hilton?!? No, whoops, he dated Kimberly Stewart (ugh). Oh, and he dated Hayden Panettiere. Already I’m starting to think this guy sounds like a douche. Aniston should love him! She’s has the worst radar with men.

Jennifer Aniston cheerfully waves at fans as she appears on the Daily Show in NYC, NY on August 19, 2010 to promote her newest movie The Switch . Fame Pictures, Inc

Actress Jennifer Aniston is all smiles as she stops by the studios of Good Morning America in new York City, New York on August 19, 2010 to promote her new movie, The Switch , which also stars Jason Bateman.  Fame Pictures, Inc

Cast member Jennifer Aniston attends the premiere of the dramatic romance comedy motion picture The Switch , at the Arclight Cinerama Dome in the Hollywood section of Los Angeles on August 16, 2010.  UPI/Jim Ruymen Photo via Newscom

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  1. Captaine says:

    Ever notice how all the other cast members from Friends have fallen off the map? The only reason this woman is even relevant was because of being dumped by Brad Pitt and her inability to keep a man.

    Enough of this walkin pity party already.

  2. whitedaisy says:

    AArrgghh. I wish we could have an Aniston boycott for a month. Just another insecure self-absorbed “actress” making alot of money on very little talent or intellect.
    (Any apology for her use of the word, retarded? )

  3. EllenP says:

    But Captaine, haven’t you heard? She’s not only comparable to Barbra Streisand, but Entertainment Weekly compares her with Katherine Hepburn.

  4. olivia says:

    He’s a hot guy, go Jen GET HIM 🙂

  5. TruTru says:

    he is tiny, short and petite–yuck!

    his arms are the length of a young girl’s.

    so Jen can’t find anyone to top Brad? or even come close. wowww

    she could have had a wealthy, tall business man by now..maybe he is a beard/rent a date and he was on a interview date…he looks like he could use the money. just saying…

    JenJenJen

  6. tiki says:

    well…the tabloids are all about jen wanting a child. maybe it wasn’t a date. maybe it was a pre-adoption interview. maybe she called him, ‘son,’ and he called her, ‘mommy.’ you know, just to try it out.

  7. NancyMan says:

    A couple more years and we will be forced to include her with ‘cockroaches and Cher.’

  8. mln says:

    Jen if you really want a boyfriend, try a first date somewhere private like a small getaway in the hills. Somewhere where the staff isn’t going to call the paps as soon as you order desert.

  9. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    I have never really found her hair appealing, I see chicks with hair like that all the time. I hope this guy marries her.

  10. Jean says:

    Can we please have an indefinite moratorium on Jennifer Aniston “news”? (read: fabricated stories by her PR)
    I can choose not to read posts about her sure, but her face and the mere mention of her name are enough to spoil my coffee for me.

  11. Snarf says:

    She probably hired a young out of work actor/model/waiter to go on a date with her. I wouldn’t put it past her. She’s image concious enough to pull something like this.

    Jenn remains sexy and desireable in the eyes of the tabs even at the ripe old age of 41 and everyone starts trying to guess who mystery boy is, giving him a boost.

  12. teri says:

    Can this be true? She’s not going to be portrayed as the innocent battered and left to die victim anymore? I surly hope this woman child can keep this relationship afloat this time. Remember it’s sometimes good to hear about you, you and you but likewise Jen it’s also GREAT to hear what the other has to say also. Try not to change the guy to your liking, let him be himself. Being to nitpicky and needy are such huge turn offs for guys.

  13. teri says:

    Love Angelina, I agree I don’t see the appeal either about her hair. I’m thinking about calling her cousin it.

  14. supersleuth says:

    People!!! Are you serious?? Do you really think 41 is that old??? Wow.

  15. Jackson says:

    Wow. He picked up the *whole* check? Lol, what, not going Dutch? And wasn’t she supposedly dating some older banker dude, or I am remembering wrong? Eh, who cares? I wish she’d just go away. And stay there.

  16. Spunky says:

    Just ridiculous. Two people can’t go on a date or have dinner cause the guy is then deemed her boyfriend. How high school.

  17. Oh gosh, every time she accidentally grazes past a guy that means she’s wifed up!

  18. eja102 says:

    did she make a public statement apologizing yet?

    oh, deflection. clever girl.

  19. Lilou says:

    that’s funny that she has a new BF… Because (usually) she only has a new BF when she has a new movie coming out…

  20. Spunky says:

    Apologize? Are you kidding me? The word ‘retard’ is commonly used in slang terms for ‘idiot.’ Big deal…it was an accidental slip.

  21. Jazmin says:

    Wow!…I just realized how big her ears and hands are in relation to her body type.
    What’s the deal about her Hair? She has stringy nondescript strands worn loose all the time to cover up angular face & big man looking ears.

  22. Ricci says:

    Wow such negativity here (rolls eyes)

  23. sick says:

    Nobody cares about her crappy movies, but this is what keeps her in the headlines and on magazine covers. She CANNOT get married or have a baby unless she’s ready to retire and fade in oblivion. Oh please somebody marry this bimbo. ANYBODY???

  24. someone says:

    I didn’t get much of anything from that video, were they even together???? Maybe he only parked her car…but if it was a date, so what?? Shes an adult and single, she can date whomever she wants…

  25. Team Bethenny says:

    Didja ever notice how someone like Aniston is so careful to hide the work she’s had done, but then a photo comes along and it’s screamingly clear?

    That first pic is yelling, “Cheek fillers!” at me. Make it stop.

  26. tuscan sun says:

    She’s always having her alleged romantic dinner dates with men at the Sunset Towers. And the paps always have the video. So she knows by now if she brings a man there it will be photographed. I think I’ve seen three videos now — Sunset Towers, Jen, some romantic date story, just a different guy.

  27. Anna says:

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  28. Ycnan says:

    I just read something about aniston being one of the most profitable actors in hollywood for 2009.

  29. coup de grazia says:

    i dont get the thing about her hair either. what is amazing about her hair? it’s your standard ash blond highlights, no interesting cut, kinda limp and stringy. great hair? padma lakshmi. shakira. debra messing. mariah.

  30. Anon says:

    I thought that Hotel sounded familiar, we’ve heard it before. Sounds like Jen dines with all her men there. Hmm, I wonder if that is her PR man that the pap is asking to confirm, “is it him?” How clever of Jen and her PR guy.

  31. heavenasia says:

    Please go away so that I may miss you..
    And then forget you.

  32. Donna Wingfield says:

    So tired of seeing her face and stringy hair.

  33. Kim says:

    What happened to the guy from last month that OK magazine claimed that she fell in love w/ his sons I think Jen to be a MOM” was on the cover

  34. JuiceinLA says:

    I remain firmly on the side of team Aniston- and I still think she as as much talent as St. Ange- Sure Ange has made a movie where she actually won an oscar, but it was for playing herself. The very same accusation the Aniston haters all launch at Jen.

    Ange has done nothing since girl interrupted that has been any better than any of Jen’s films.

  35. DD says:

    why are some of you so annoyed. You don’t need to be so emotionally invested in her daily going ons. Seriously if you are not interested in her then skip on to the other posts. In the grand scheme of things, her being on a date or not, is probably the least scandalous thing as opposed to being arrested for drugs, dui’s etc… While this is a boring post and I find her love life/movies boring as well, I certainly see no need to be annoyed or upset about her activities.

  36. RobN says:

    I believe we need to take another look at the definition of the word boyfriend. Going out a couple of times is not a boyfriend. This is called dating and it’s what people do to get to know people they might be interested in. Dating does not make you desperate; dating means you sometimes get away from sitting in front of a computer and meet actual live people. It’s normal, whether you’re 16 or 86.

  37. She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named says:

    re: “why are some of you so annoyed”

    when you give someone (even a stranger) your heartfelt sympathies and then realize they’ve been manipulating you for profit, it’s upsetting and annoying.

    Aniston = balloon boy.

  38. lrm says:

    I like posts about Aniston ( finally figured out why, just now) precisely BECAUSE they are so innocuous, boring, not much to them, etc.
    She’s light, easy to digest, not very provocative. She also seems likeable as a person-someone you’d hang out with.
    OMG-it’s like i’m a fan or something-and I’m really not. I’m neutral about her, actually.
    But, I always click on the article, b/c it may be *true* gossip-you know? Not insane behaviors and antics and tragic comedy from celebrities-but just old fashioned gossip about someone we all recognize.
    There. That’s the appeal.
    There’s no way I could muster up enough energy to dislike or hate her. That would take alot of unecessary energy.

    And, I liked her in that office movie and friends with money. she was good.

  39. Sans says:

    Probably some friend set them up so she wouldn’t look so stupid after leaking false rumors about dating Mayer again and him dissing her. Sunset Tower is right in the middle of pap land. She goes there to be seen… plant stories.

  40. mslewis says:

    Ange has done nothing since girl interrupted that has been any better than any of Jen’s films.
    ——————————————————
    Whatever! But Angelina is paid $20M for her films (plus back-end) and she got an Oscar nomination for “Changling” and her movies cost a lot and make a lot at the BO. So, how does that compare to Jennie?

    Anyway, I will say again . . . no photo = didn’t happen!! I don’t care who said they saw these two together, twirling hair and giggling, why didn’t someone take a photo with their cell phone camera? And even if Jen went out the back door, why weren’t there paps there to take a photo. Like TMZ cares if there is security around her. I’m calling crap to this story.

    If Jennifer Aniston is really seeing a man; whether a “rich banker” John Meyer, or some young stud, I hope she has sense enough to entertain him at her home rather than out at a fancy, popular restaurant. At least until the relationship is more permanent and she wants the world to know. Right now she just looks like she jumps from one man to another, you know, like a slut!!

  41. The Hamm is My Dream Man says:

    Um, if she’s so incredibly boring and you’re so tired of seeing her “stringy, cousin it hair” and her face spoils your coffee, then why comment? Why even bother reading?

    Typically blogs only write about what they think will get the most hits. If you actually DO ignore her and don’t even click on her posts, then chances are the hits on her stories will go down and the site will be less inclined to write about her.

    I think some of you just like being bitchy, it is Celebitchy after all. Just admit it. Stop pretending like you want her to go away. She provides a constant source of “bitch at” material.

    And I hang out with different male friends a LOT. I like going to this one restaurant in San Francisco a lot with them. That dude could be gay. He could be her literal friend. He could be a new stylist. He could be a new director/producer/actor. Who knows who he is? She can’t shake a stick at a man without people speculating about marriage and babies.

  42. mln says:

    I don’t think any fans of Jen should compare her to Angie anymore it doesn’t do her any favors. And no 41 isn’t old but it is old enough to know better.

  43. The Hamm is My Dream Man says:

    She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named: Every single celebrity is manipulating you for profit. Every single one. Apparently, you are upset and annoyed at Sandra Bullock for giving interviews about her divorce, Angelina Jolie for literally selling photos of her children to magazines, the countless number of celebrities who talk about their personal lives or claim they don’t want to talk about their personal lives, the countless celebrities who sell their lives to sell other stuff-like movies, clothes, perfume, whatever.

    If you think Jennifer Aniston is the only one who does that, then you are beyond naive.

  44. bizzy says:

    don’t tell me, her friends say she’s the happiest they’ve seen her in years. they always say that. she must have started out fracking miserable and be improving in really tiny increments.

  45. OC lady says:

    Out with a guy at the Sunser Towers where the paparazzi hang out? She’s had her pic taken here 3-4 times before. To me, it’s pretty obvious she’s trying to change the subject from her movie not doing well. Trying to get those tabloids to take the bait. If she can’t be queen of the box office, then she can be queen of the tabloids. Same ole’ same ole’ 🙂

  46. Praise St. Angie! says:

    “I think some of you just like being bitchy”

    that’s it. just as with Brangelina, the people who DON’T like the person being posted about are usually the FIRST ones to comment. often about how tired they are of her, her movies, her love life, etc. I wonder too…why click on the link? it’s because the people who already hate her use it as an opportunity to bash her further.

    and before anyone goes apoplectic, as I stated above, the same thing happens on a Jolie/Pitt thread. if you don’t like her or him, you use the post as an opportunity to bash her/him further.

  47. played says:

    The date was Harry Morton – Lindsey Lohan’s ex. I think that says it all. Is Jennifer Aniston OK? I think it’s pretty clear now that she really wasted Brad’s time. He was hoping for something she promised every year but really had no plans to be with him or start a family. It’s confirmed, she wanted to PLAY the field while he was ready to play with kids. I guess everyone has what they all wanted. End of triangle!!

  48. She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named says:

    @Hamm: no, Sandra Bullock doesn’t upset me in the least, as a matter of fact, I consider her the anti-Antison. She’s handled her scandalous divorce with class and dignity and has not once tried to milk it for sympathy, quite the opposite. Aniston denied that Brad cheated on her, then fanned the flames at every opportunity to garner sympathy for herself for profit.

    Aniston has sat back and laughed while Brad (whom she claims to love) has been trashed as a cheater, Jolie has had death threats and even their children are targeted by her fans. I can’t for a minute imagine Bullock being this vindictive and profit seeking. It would be more her style to call off the dogs, even if she thought Brad actually DID cheat. She’d say, people, enough. It’s been years, I’m over it, leave this family alone. Aniston and Bullock couldn’t be more different.

    And I also applaud Jolie and Pitt for selling photos of the kids and DONATING THEM TO CHARITY, instead of having her children be stalked like animals. The photos would have been taken one way or another and would have stressed everyone out. It was a smart move to take control of the situation, and I respect it.

  49. Cruisin Through says:

    Good God, she meets someone for dinner and all the haters fly in with their brooms?!? WTF? She has no new movie coming out. She had dinner! Relax folks!

  50. OC lady says:

    I don’t see why people have to argue over anything said about Aniston or any other celeb for that matter. She has every right to be a famewhore, and people have every right to comment on it. Same goes with all the other famewhores including the Brange, Demi, etc. People even make nasty comments about non-famewhores like Charlize Theron, Natalie Portman, etc.

    I think it’s funny that people get all precious about Aniston, calling posters names, “haters,” etc. It just shows that you care too much about what’s said about her. Of course, these same people don’t EVER complain about what’s said of other celebs–just Aniston. Go to a fan site if you like her that much, or feel for her, or whatever. Becoming upset over what others say on some silly celeb seems like a waste of time to me. Just my opinon 🙂

  51. Praise St. Angie! says:

    “Aniston has sat back and laughed while Brad (whom she claims to love) has been trashed as a cheater, Jolie has had death threats and even their children are targeted by her fans.”

    whoa. you’re entitled to not like her, but to insinuate…nay, CLAIM…that this woman “laughed” while Jolie and her children received death threats is pushing it, just a little.

    do you really think she’s that callous and hateful? oh, wait…you don’t need to answer that.

    “I think it’s funny that people get all precious about Aniston, calling posters names, “haters,” etc. It just shows that you care too much about what’s said about her. Of course, these same people don’t EVER complain about what’s said of other celebs–just Aniston. Go to a fan site if you like her that much, or feel for her, or whatever. Stop trying to police what other people say–negative or positive or whatever. Its seems like a waste of time. Just my opinon :-)”

    substitute “Jolie” for “Aniston”, and your post still works.

  52. Kaiser says:

    Praise – She used the Jolie-Pitt children as a punchline in her GQ interview, does that count?

    http://www.gq.com/women/photos/200901/jennifer-aniston-nude-naked-actress-famous-celebrity-paparazzi

    And I get tired of all of you hens and haters saying those fans are the worst or these fans are terrible. Stop arguing about it.

  53. Praise St. Angie! says:

    Kaiser, I remember that interview.

    and no, it doesn’t count. 😉

    joking that the “TRIANGLE” spends weekends together, with one of their children on her hip, is hardly “laughing at death threats”. (inappropriate, yes. also not very funny. but it’s not what was claimed above.)

    and I agree with you on the hens/haters thing, which is why I point out the hypocrisy when it comes up. sorry if I’m part of the problem…

  54. Miss says:

    She’s way too good for him. Or I guess the Harry Morton that has been portrayed in the media. LL’s sloppy seconds? No thanks. Even if its years later.

  55. sick says:

    She’s still talking about “cleaning house” after 5-YEARS!!!! Still talking about it for OVER 5 years!! Where is her dignity and pride? What a whining-bimbo! She should hang out with classy ladies like Bullock, Kidman, Harrison Ford’s ex-wife Melissa… the list is endless. Perhaps she’ll pick up a little class herself. Oh, I forgot, this is how she remains relevant.

  56. OC lady says:

    @Praise. Uhhh, yeah===That’s why I said Brange, etc in my 1st paragraph. Of course it works both ways. I already said that. 🙂

    I agree, Kaiser.

    It seems silly to battle over some silly celeb. People will not stop making nasty comments either way. Why care so much? I bet the celebs are happy they’re the topic of discussion–good or bad. These attention freaks probably love it either way. The worst thing you can do is to NOT talk about them! 🙂

  57. Praise St. Angie! says:

    to OC lady…

    whoops. not only did I miss that “brange”…I guess I misinterpreted your post.

    I think it was because because you did say “any other celeb” when you refer to arguing about what’s said, but mentioned only Aniston when you refer to people being “precious”.

    communication breakdown…sorry ’bout that!

  58. truthSF says:

    “The worst thing you can do is to NOT talk about them!”

    Amen OC lady, Amen!!

  59. alejandro says:

    Harry Morton was also spotted with Hayden P a couple of times. She really is scraping the bottom of the barrel.

  60. OC lady says:

    @ Praise. No worries. 🙂

  61. Whitey Fisk says:

    Eew, Harry Morton. Otherwise known as “Pathogens’ Paradise”.

    Somebody over at Radar has eagle eyes, because I would not guess that’s him in the video.

  62. normade says:

    Pathetic Jen, team Angie 4ever

  63. Alex says:

    desperate much Aniston

  64. The Hamm is My Dream Man says:

    @Kaiser, no that doesn’t count as her laughing at them getting death threats. Not in the slightest.

    She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named: Where exactly was she laughing at them receiving death threats? I thought she was supposed to stay out of their lives not insert herself by saying, “Leave Brad Alone!”

  65. original kate says:

    harry morton is lohan’s ex? i wouldn’t touch his peen with a 10 foot pole after being with that hot mess. no.

  66. Nikki says:

    ermm whoever said she’s self obsessed, it seems everyone on here is obsessed with her. Just because magazines spend all day writing about her it does not make her self obsessed. She clearly doesn’t like the constant attention so why on earth do people bitch that she’s so self obsessed? people are crazy…

  67. nnn says:

    It’s her life and she does what she wants to do but i will kindly suggest her to not date or supposedly date Jessica Simpson & Lindsay Lohan sloppy ends if it is proven that indeed she is dating that last guy.

    If she wants to keep on with the cougar route, she better venture the Halle Berry’s way and try to find a mature younger man. Those young men she dates or supposedly dates, when you see their exes and their,resume…it’s like Jennifer is competing in Lindsay and Jessica’s trashy pool, a pool potentially oriented to ‘napalm’ comments and salacious comparison…Imagine a triangle with bimbos 13 – 17 years younger than her.Even Britney grew out of it and seem to date men who seems two times more mature than the type Jennifer seem to be inclined those last years.

    I know she is immature and seems to date guys who are more and more immature than the previous one but damn, it’s like the ‘Curious Case of Jennifer Aniston’ applied to her dating life.

    Hope she finds a man, a REAL man to finally grow up.

  68. coup de grazia says:

    yow, that lindsay lohan dude? homegirl has some crap taste in dudes. aren’t there any wealthy handsome hoteliers left? that’s the angle i’d go for if i were a hollywood chick.

  69. Kaiser says:

    Actually, that GQ interview is, to my mind, what She-Who-Must was talking about. Not to get into semantics, but I thought the reference was “she sat back and laughed WHILE…etc”. Not that Aniston was laughing AT death threats. As in, these things were happening at the same time WHILE Aniston was name-dropping Jolie-Pitt children in interviews four years after the fact.

    Back to the subject at hand: Poor Aniston and Lilo’s cast-off. So sad.

  70. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    LOL I don’t know if she is dating Harry Morton or not but I hope she marries him. He is rich, attractive, young, and an heir. Meow!!! I don’t really know much else about him. I just hope he marries her. I am all for serial dating but come on Jen its time to close down the shop, puts some loaves in your wood stove, and fly out of the triangle you created, so we can have some peace.

    LOL I thought Dlisted’s post about this was hilarious.

  71. Anna says:

    Kaiser, Jen’s radar is spot on! She actively seeks out douches; so when they dump her she can play the victim!

  72. Dhavy says:

    OK so he went from dating girls barely out of their teens to his mom’s friends?

    I understand now, the young girls think he’s too old so the cougars are the only thing available

  73. played says:

    Brad elevated her status she was always trashy and classes. After he left, she is back where she feels comfortable.

  74. nnn says:

    @70 LOVE ANGELINA

    That will never happen because he is precisely young, beautiful and EXTREMELY wealthy from a rich family.

    He is a young heir, born with a silver spoon in his mouth. As such, his main aim will be ultimately finding a young woman to marry and have heirs to take after his wealth.

    In that type of configuration, 40+ years old women like Jennifer Aniston have their options terribly reduced and could only marry a divorced wealthy man who already has heirs from a previous marriage, a man who is 35+ years old with maturity (not the immature 35+ years old single like Butler)…the type she doesn’t seem to be attracted to these days.

  75. BethL says:

    If this is true, Jennifer must really love being a laughing-stock. She probably thinks dating a wealthy, younger man gives her points. But when that man dated Lindsay Lohan and maybe Paris Hilton, she loses those points and gained “how pathetic” points. I think Jennifer is extremely insecure and that’s why she’s always touching her hair. She may also think it’s cute and sexy.

  76. Jeri says:

    Courtney is still on the map. I like her show, Cougar Town, douche name but I’m glad they didn’t change it.

    Like, lets call SNL “Sunday AM” now.

    Jen is just gonna keep doing the same ole same ole. I used to be a big fan, but I couldn’t defend her even to myself anymore. (Isn’t that baby due any day now!)

  77. eja102 says:

    you guys remember stuff from 4 years ago??

    I am in awe. I barely remember what I had for breakfast. I still like Jenn better than what’s her face- Drew.

  78. She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named says:

    yep, thanks Kaiser, I thought that was pretty obvious, guess not.

    Seems silly to grab onto a small point in a comment in an attempt to divert attention from the other points made, but perhaps I wasn’t clear enough, so I appologize for that.

    BTW, didn’t Chelsea Handler call Jolie “evil” or something on the night she had her friend Aniston on? And wasn’t that a recent interview?? Seems like I read about that somewhere, I could be wrong, but if it’s true, that’s a perfect example of where someone like Sandra Bullock would differ from someone like Aniston, I really can’t picture Bullock condoning hateful, immature cr*ap like that, especially not 6 years after the fact, pretty tacky behavior, kinda ‘uncool’ in my opinion, but whatever.

    The bottom line is, I just don’t think Aniston has handled the situation the way an honorable person would have. And yes, she’s been laughing all the way to the bank on our sympathies. You can argue the minutia all you want, but in my opinion, her behavior speaks for itself.

  79. Praise St. Angie! says:

    to clarify, She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, I wasn’t trying to “divert” attention away from anything. as I said, you’re entitled to not like her, and your other reasons are valid.

    it’s simply the only part of your post that I objected to, due to apparent misinterpretation on my part, because, yes, you weren’t clear. And apparently I wasn’t the only one who interpreted it that way. I just don’t see how the two things (her inappropriate joke and the death threats) are related, I guess. It wasn’t like the interviewer said “are you aware some of your fans have made threats against the JP kids?” and then she made a joke about how they all hang out and she babysits.

    And though I’m sure it may shock you, as some people like to lump the crazed fans in with anyone who would possibly defend the celebrity…but I agree that Bullock handled her situation worlds better than Aniston handled hers.

  80. Cheyenne says:

    I hate to dump a pail of water on this party, but c’mon, folks — one date does not a relationship make.

  81. Crash2GO2 says:

    @mslewis: “Right now she just looks like she jumps from one man to another, you know, like a slut!!”

    Are you f*cking kidding me? She’s a single woman and free to date whomever she choses and however many men she chooses. She is not in a commited relationship, and she is not dating any married men.

    Honestly, you make the most inane comments.

  82. She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named says:

    @ Praise, sorry I was unclear on that, guess we both misunderstood, and no, I certainly wouldn’t lump you in with crazed anything, I enjoy your posts a great deal.

  83. Camille says:

    LOL @ tiki, NancyMan & bizzy. Hilarious posts guys 😆 .

    And I agree with: Kaiser, OC lady and She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. You all nailed it.

  84. The Hamm is My Dream Man says:

    She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named: That was extremely unclear, so unclear that I don’t think you meant it that way you’re just clinging to Kaiser’s way out of left field interpretation.

    The interviewer didn’t say anything about death threats-he was talking about the Bermuda Triangle and she made a joke about how they might all just be laughing and hanging in the Hamptons for all we know (Yea, I did actually read it).

    Nothing about death threats. Nothing about laughing while said death threats were being made. She wasn’t making a joke while the interviewer asked her about death threats to the Jolie-Pitts.

    I mean, that interpretation/intention makes zero logical sense. Am I the only one seeing this?

    On Topic- she can date whomever she likes and as many guys as she likes. She’s not a slut if she’s been to dinner with a guy, jeez.

  85. Whatever says:

    More Jen bashing, surprise, surprise. I truly don’t understand people who say their day is ruined or other hyperbole about Jen stories. How in the world does the sight of a total stranger have that power on anyone? Bizarre doesn’t begin to describe it. I feel the exact same way in Angie threads when everyone is bashing her.

    She always seems happy to me, not sad or pathetic at all. Who knows what’s happening with them? Whatever. If she’s banging a young guy for a while, good for her. The stories do always seem to have some made up “source” saying the same thing about her never being happier. Personally, I think the “source” lives in the delusional mind of the tabloid writer/editor on many of the “triangle” stories.

  86. Isa says:

    I got sick of the bs Aniston stories a long time ago. No offense to the writers on this blog that are just doing their job. Just the same old recycled stuff about how she’s got a new guy and going to have a baby. Oh and is still bitter over the Bermuda Triangle.
    What keeps me clicking on the stories are the comments. You guys crack me up!

    Number 28 (can’t see your name) I disagree with this sentence: “She CANNOT get married or have a baby unless she’s ready to retire and fade in oblivion”
    I think having a baby and getting married is the best thing that could happen to her career right now.

  87. truthSF says:

    @The Hamm…

    I could be wrong, but I think the death threats jokes they were referring to was when the interviewer mentioned a sketch in the Times or Newsweek where Jen is holding a gun while on the phone with the words: Angelina, I’ll take you up on that offer to talk, insinuating that she was going to kill her. When the interviewer mentioned the article Jen laughed and admitted she found it funny.

    Not sure which magazine this was in, but I’m sure it’s somewhere in the Celebitchy’s archive.

    Edit, Here’s the link:
    http://www.celebitchy.com/21385/jennifer_aniston_sort_of_says_she_loves_john_mayer_feels_protective_of_him_not_done/

  88. She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named says:

    @Hamm, wow, you’re quite the literalist.

    Actually I WAS thinking of that interview and of countless other opportunities which Aniston has had to take the high road and has instead chosen to respond to the situation in a mocking, disrespectful way towards Pitt and his family, including his children. Her tone is flippant and disrespectful in my opinion. She seems to clearly enjoy the positive attention and has made no effort whatsoever to call off the dogs.

    I don’t think someone like Sandra Bullock would have sat back and allowed her fans to make death threats and attack children.

    That interview is just one of many opportunities she’s had to say to her fans, “ok, thanks, but enough is enough, leave this family alone, this isn’t funny, it’s time to move on.”

    In my opinion, Aniston has not behaved in an honorable way. She seems to have not only enjoyed, but encouraged the hatred of Pitt and his family for YEARS now. Hence my reference to Chelsea Handler calling Jolie “evil” earlier, when Aniston was on the show. That just doesn’t seem like something a mature, loving person would condone.

    I don’t think I can be much clearer. Believe it or not, I used to be a fan of Aniston and was as sympathetic as anyone in the beginning, but now I’ve just lost all respect for her.

    This is just my opinion, so please just disregard it, I’m not out to upset anyone.

  89. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    Ugh, TruthSF why did you have to post that link? I have never read that interview, thats Vogue magazine, the same issue she behaved like a effing infant and called Angie “uncool.”

    OMG what a childish bitch Aniston is. “When asked about Angelina, Jen asks that we turn off the tape recorder.” What a f*cking bitch. Now you can say I hate her. (Not as in I HATE her I wish her an entirety in hell kinda hate, just the most intense dislike) Aniston acts like someone did her ass wrong. Brad was planning to leave her way before he met Angie. Aniston knows it. Brad filmed Troy for like 6 months and Jen’s ass never visited him once. Boy she really pisses me off. Aniston is really playing up this scorned woman thing. Get over it bitch. Jesus 6 effing years and 6 kids. Their oldest child met Brad when he was like 2 and now he is 10. Get the eff over it Jen. Boy that irritated the heck outta me.

  90. Strawberry Milk says:

    Horsehead has to stay in the tabloids to be relevant remember!

  91. Pirouette says:

    I read posts about Jennifer Aniston because, as Whatever states in post #85, the passion with which some of you despise her is “bizarre” and sociologically appalling. Plus, you’re all pretty entertaining in a sometimes genuine, sometimes dispicable sort of way.

  92. Liana says:

    She had a right to be angry. Anger is one of the stages of grief, and you mourn for a marriage in a similar way you mourn for a person. And it wasn’t all that cool to state stuff like Angelina did, but you know what? She was in a relationship with Brad that made her happy and I don’t think Angelina was thinking about Jennifer’s feelings when she said that stuff about falling in love with Brad. I will readily admit that I was in love with my husband long before we actually hooked up. I was in love with him through his first marriage and at least one other girlfriend, and it turned out that it was pretty much reciprocal. I couldn’t wait to see him all the time, but we didn’t act on anything – I didn’t know how he felt and he didn’t know how I felt. It could have been the same with Brad and Angelina.

    I guess what I’m saying is that three people know what went on, three people know what happened, and none of those three is any of us. All three have acted or reacted “badly” in one way or another, but it was years ago and really, needs to be over. Besides, if there was anyone doing any cheating, whether it be a physical “affair” or an “affair of the heart,” it was Brad, and he always seems to get off scott free.

  93. Stronzilla says:

    Man, you know you’ve hit rock bottom when you’re dating Lindsay Lohan’s ex. Just the fact that he considered JA to be in the same pool of candidates should have sent her screaming into the night.

  94. Lita says:

    I love that someone that totally goes, like,seriously, “OMG” can deride the use of the word “uncool.”

    I heart CB! In all its many colours.

  95. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    Yea Lita thats how I talk and I will admit it. However if I have a problem with a bitch in real life I am not gonna act like an infant and call her uncool, I am gonna put the chick in her place with actual adult terminology.

    Also I would never ever hold on to some bulls*it that happened 5 or 6 years ago. No way a man is gonna keep me down like that for that many years, I am no where near that pathetic. Yes some people stay with us forever but there is no way I am gonna give them the satisfaction of letting them know, they hurt me, especially after my EX has like practically started a f*cking family and is living a happy life.

    Not when my ex is telling people he is sooo happy that his children have the type of mother they have. I would move on. Jen is just holding a fu*king grudge like a teenage girl. No body did anything to her ass. Brad left you baby doll, 6 years ago, and guess what? Brad is happy, and Brad loves LOVES the fact he had babies with this woman. Brad is extremely happy he has an actual adult for a partner, not mention one who is NATURALLY BEAUTIFUL to be the mother of his children, not that looks better.

    Brad has a woman with some real class who knows better then to say the R word on TV. Brad has a woman who talks like an adult and is charming, not to mention sexy as hell. Jen oughta be trying to improve herself instead of clinging to when she was 29 and effing younger men to prove she is still hawt (yea I like spelling hot with an aw am I gonna write an essay like that no?) as she tries to hold on to something that faded years ago. Jen should age with some effing dignity.

  96. nnn says:

    When your so called anger is outtered to the media 2 years after you actually was angered (she read it in 2007, which is also pathetic admitting that she pick up magazines with Jolie to read) for something that happened 3 years before that, it doesn’t make your sudden anger outburst credible per se.

    It makes you manipulatice with an hidden agenda.

    Those two years post the news who made you angered, you didn’t say anything though you had many occasions to and now suddenly because you have to promote a movie you uses something that angered you 2 years beforehand and 5 years after the actual fact as cheap shots, all the while gushing about how happy you are in your new relationship with your new boyfriend John Mayer.

    It makes you PR pathetic not angered credible.

  97. anon says:

    @truthSF: thanks for posting the link 🙂
    @She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named: ITAWU, you articulate the whole divorce/Jen thing for me thanks 🙂
    @LOVE ANGELINA: ITAWU,
    you get it girl, not to worry, reality is breaking through the smoke and mirrors of her (Ms A) game 🙂 edited to add @nnn you get it too 🙂 I enjoy everyone’s posts TGIF

  98. sick says:

    @LOVEANGELINA: I agree with everything you said. She is SOOOO immature that she even talks like a 14-year old….retard, uncool and twirling her hair while releasing these “cool” phrases (in her immature mind they are). This BIMBO irks me in every way a person can, including her crappy rom-coms.
    And I have always seen through her publicity stunts right from the start. Pathetic!!

  99. Kim says:

    X17 says she had dinner w/ her boyfriend Chris Gartin last night.Thank God she’s not desperate. Maybe dinner with Harry was a biz meeting.

  100. Crash2GO2 says:

    Jeez Love Angelina, you act like Jennifer pissed on your cheerios.

  101. skibunny says:

    Sometimes I come on the Angelina and Jennifer Aniston posts just to read the comments.
    Some are hilarious,immature,nasty,holier than thou, but Love Angelina you take the cake. How can you take what you read about these two women with anything other than a grain of salt?

  102. The Hamm is My Dream Man says:

    truthSF: I see. I don’t think that was an inappropriate response at all. It was a joke in a newspaper. She’s not going to get all serious and say, “That isn’t funny at all. People shouldn’t joke about ex-wives shooting the new girlfriend”. It’s a cartoon. Some people might not find it funny, but I think it’s funny. She’s not literally saying it’d be funny to kill Angelina.

    She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named: I’ll let this topic go after this but I have to disagree with you.

    It’s not her business what the tabloids say about people who no longer have anything to do with her. It’s not her responsibility to defend them or tell others to stop talking about them.

    Why should she be respectful towards two people who completely disrespected her? Why should she respect Brad who publicly humiliated her? Why should she have any respect for Angelina who admitted publicly that she was in love with Jennifer’s husband before they got a divorce, before they stopped living together-before Jennifer had any idea of what was going on (according to the interview truthSF linked)?

    I don’t see any evidence of her encouraging hate towards their children. Towards them, maybe but she has no responsibility (in my opinion) to protect them. They made their bed, they can lie in it. And quite frankly, I wouldn’t be gracious or honorable towards people who thoroughly disrespected me in such a public fashion. I’m not surprised she has no love for them and she shouldn’t.

    But I’m not seeing anything where she makes disparaging remarks about their children or about their family life.

  103. snapnhiss says:

    “Pirouette:
    September 3rd, 2010 at 1:24 am

    I read posts about Jennifer Aniston because, as Whatever states in post #85, the passion with which some of you despise her is “bizarre” and sociologically appalling. Plus, you’re all pretty entertaining in a sometimes genuine, sometimes dispicable sort of way.”

    Thank you, I couldn’t have said that better. It’s like a bunch of bitter, angry harpies trying to tear pieces of flesh from someone they deeply resent for god knows what reason.

  104. Majosha says:

    “Yea Lita thats how I talk and I will admit it. However if I have a problem with a bitch in real life I am not gonna act like an infant and call her uncool, I am gonna put the chick in her place with actual adult terminology.”

    @LoveAngelina: Your comments are to “adult terminology” what McDonald’s is to fine cuisine.

  105. Lita says:

    @LOVE ANGELINA – I didn’t say anything at all about JA. Thanks for the rant, I skimmed. You’ve said it all before. So I’ll say something I’ve said before: when the people that vocally tear this women apart are the same as go all creepy ‘god bless the jolie-pitts’ awe then you come off as rabid, irrational nut-job fans that AJ would probably back away from slowly*. I have no doubt that if AJ was pilloried for a word choice you would defend it.

    *(I’d say ‘and the opposite’ but we don’t seem to have any regular, rabid irrational ‘Love JA/AJ’s the devil’ types at CB).

    And I don’t even bloody like JA, never seen even one movie, but the way some people go after her is quite something to see. Another thing while I’m at it, I’m tired of this anti aniston crowd bringing up crap said by commenters on other boards to justify stuff here – yes, AJ has had death threats. So has *every single* celeb, inc no doubt JA’s own share from insane AJ fans.

  106. Lita says:

    @LA; about the language thing – no, that’s nonsense. You get to choose where you speak like an inane parody of a character from ‘Clueless,’ well so does anyone else. So when you slight someone for immature language choices while using the words you do, I will continue to find it funny.

  107. Holly says:

    Poor, poor Jennifer. She goes out once on a “date” with a guy and she’s supposed to be pregnant or getting married with/to him or else she’s a complete “slut”. Attention girls: marry the first guy you meet and become pregnant immediately. Because we all know that such things fill us with “class”. After so many years, I feel all of this is ridiculous, but in her defense, she’s never said anything malicious toward Brad. She’s become prickly a time or two towards Angie, and frankly, it’s understandable. But she’s always said that there’s no villain in the scenario, and that people should let it go. How is this “milking” it?

  108. Mandy says:

    I love U, Jenny…
    I dnt care wht all these people here are saying…
    U’re a great actress nd U’v got talent…
    I wish U well… 🙂