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Hot Guy Friday: Because we need a good dose of man-meat

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This week I was at a loss for a dude to start out Hot Guy journey. I just hadn’t thought about it – usually, I like to start with a headliner that everyone can agree on. So this week’s headliner for HGF is my beloved Robert Redford. I’m doing him vintage too, because though I still have love for the current, un-butchered, old as dirt Robert Redford, the man looks rough (bless his heart). And he was so, so beautiful when he was younger. Sigh… this is like Americana porn.

US actor Robert Redford.   (Photo by Hulton Archive/Getty Images)

And since we had Sundance, how about Butch Cassidy? A little vintage Paul Newman love:

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I like Gael Garcia Bernal quite a bit – he’s got an other-worldly beauty, but also a down-to-earth goofiness. He’s short, though. He’s very tiny. Pocket rocket porn.

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Since we seem to be doing a theme of famous costars (Note: I’m not going to stick with that theme), how about Bernal’s Y Tu Mama Tambien costar and close friend, Diego Luna? I actually find Diego to be even more adorable – he’s more accessible to me. Plus, he’s like the Latin James McAvoy. Right?

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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 15: Director Diego Luna from the film 'Abel' poses for a portrait session at the Salle du Soixantieme during the 63rd Annual Cannes Film Festival on May 15, 2010 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Michael Buckner/Getty Images)

Director Diego Luna answers questions during a news conference to promote his new film Abel in Mexico City May 24, 2010. REUTERS/Henry Romero (MEXICO - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT HEADSHOT)

Keanu Reeves is a classic that I often forget. He’s so lovely, though. I used to be addicted to his beauty, but I’ve overcome it. I might be relapsing though. It was his birthday yesterday too! Lovely Virgos.

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Do you know how hard it is to find a nice photo of Denzel Washington where he doesn’t look grumpy as hell? He photographs very grumpy, I’ve never noticed that. But here are some nice ones:

NEW YORK - JUNE 02:  Actor Denzel Washington attends the Apollo Theater Fourth Annual Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony at the Apollo Theater on May 2, 2008 in New York City.  (Photo by Bryan Bedder/Getty Images)

MADRID, SPAIN - JULY 17:  Actor Denzel Washington attends 'The Taking Of Pelham 123' photocall at Villa Magna Hotel on July 17, 2009 in Madrid, Spain.  (Photo by Carlos Alvarez/Getty Images)

Very few agencies got photos of Hugh Laurie at the Emmys, so he was not included in our Emmy wrap-up. That was unfortunate, because I get totally hot for Hugh Laurie. He’s lovely and brooding and sexy and smart.

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I always confuse Chris Pine with Chris Evans – I know you girls have requested Pine heavily, but I put Evans on instead. In my defense, Chris Evans is way cooler. Pine seems like a douche. A cute douche with pretty eyes, but a douche nonetheless.

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Imagine my absolute SHOCK when I finally saw Dylan Moran. This is the potato-faced dude everyone has been raving about? Really? HIM? And some of you have the audacity to criticize my darling Gerard Butler. *side-eye at Mairead*

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Aldis Hodge, otherwise known as the hot nerdy guy on Leverage. He’s pretty cute.

LOS ANGELES, CA - NOVEMBER 11:  Actor Aldis Hodge arrives at the African Bazaar presented by Puma on November 11, 2009 in Los Angeles, California.  (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images)

I don’t think we’ve ever done Michael Vartan, which is a shame. He’s lovely.

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I would almost say that Zachary Quinto has serial killer eyes, a la Kellan Lutz. But where Kellan’s eyes are just dumb and scary, Quinto actually seems to have some depth. I don’t like this crew cut though:

SAN DIEGO - JULY 23: Actor Zachary Quinto in the MySpace & MTV Tower During Comic-Con 2010 - Day 2 on July 23, 2010 in San Diego, California. (Photo by Jerod Harris/Getty Images for MySpace)

He’s much better with hair:

Jun. 07, 2010 - New York, New York, U.S. - Actor ZACHARY QUINTO attends the 2010 CFDA Fashion Awards held at the Alice Tully Hall at Lincoln Center. © Red Carpet Pictures

James Marsden, by request. I didn’t find him hot or anything in the X-Men movies, but I hesitantly admit that he was kind of adorable in that dumb Katherine Heigl movie, 27 Dresses. It was a bad movie – but he was cute. Very pretty eyes, yes?

1 May 2010 - Century City, California - James Marsden. 5th Annual A Fine Romance Benefit for the Motion Picture & Television Fund held at 20th Century Fox Studios. Photo Credit: Byron Purvis/AdMedia

WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - AUGUST 10: Actor James Marsden arrives to the Nylon and Express' Denim Issue Party at The London Hotel on August 10, 2010 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images)

Gary Oldman, by request. He doesn’t do it for me, but I understand why he does it for you. The voice, the sinewy moves, the talent. I get it. You know who kind of reminds me of Oldman? Sam Rockwell. I should add him next.

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25 January 2009 - Los Angeles, California - Gary Oldman. 15th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards held at the Shrine Auditorium. Photo Credit: Michael Jade/AdMedia Photo via Newscom Photo via Newscom

Sam Rockwell. See? Sam could be Oldman’s son. Younger brother? No, his son. There’s definitely a father-son resemblance happening.

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Shemar Moore is rather adorable, isn’t he?

07 January 2009 - Los Angeles, California - Shemar Moore. 35th Annual People's Choice Awards held at The Shrine Auditorium. Photo Credit: Michael Jade/AdMedia Photo via Newscom Photo via Newscom

Here’s everybody’s pretend boyfriend Nathan Fillion. I have to admit, I watch Castle. It’s a solid show, and he’s absolutely charming on it. I thought Richard Castle was going to be a big a–hole, but he’s a very sweetly drawn a–hole, and Nathan plays him with such lightness and heart. I’m kind of in love with him now.

26 April 2010 - Hollywood, California - Nathan Fillion. Iron Man 2 World Premiere held at the El Capitan Theatre. Photo Credit: Byron Purvis/AdMedia

16 March 2010 - Beverly Hills, California - Nathan Fillion. An Evening with Castle Presented by The Paley Center for Media held at The Paley Center. Photo Credit: Byron Purvis/AdMedia

Speaking of my boyfriends, I find Mark Harmon to be just as classic as Paul Newman. No joke – I’ve been in love with Mark Harmon for two decades. I even clearly remember being in love with him when he did that show with Marlee Matlin. Remember that? Sigh… silver fox. I’m giving you old-school and current, just because I think he looks just as sexy with his silver hair.

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1 March 2010 - Beverly Hills, California - Mark Harmon. 27th Annual Paley Fest: William S. Paley Television Festival - NCIS held at The Saban Theatre. Photo Credit: Byron Purvis/AdMedia

Harry Connick Jr. doesn’t get enough credit for being a really nice guy, a stable family man and a talented musician and actor. I love him.

Musician Harry Connick Jr. performs with musicians from the New Orleans Musicians' Village for the Myrtilla Miner Elementary School Glee Club at a music discussion and performance in the East Room of the White House in Washington on February 21, 2010. Harry Connick Jr. will perform later tonight at the annual White House Governor's Ball. UPI/Alexis C. Glenn.

Timothy Olyphant – seriously cute with hair. He’s like the much hotter, sexier version of Josh Duhamel.

38391, HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - Monday March 8, 2010. Timothy Olyphant poses for photographs at the premiere screening of FX's new TV series Justified , held at the Directors Guild of America in Hollywood. Erica plays the character of Raylen Givins in FX's new western drama. Photograph: Tuukka Jantti, PacificCoastNews.com

8 March 2010 - West Hollywood, California - Timothy Olyphant. FX's Justified - Los Angeles Premiere Screening held At The Director Guild Of America. Photo Credit: Kevan Brooks/AdMedia

James Purefoy, by request. I have no idea who he is or what he does. Very cute, though. Rugged, even. Dashing. Naughty. Okay, I have to look him up.

43592, LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM - Sunday August 15 2010. James Purefoy at the BFI Southbank screening of the movie Ironclad . The special viewing was held as part of the institute's Movie Con series. Photograph: PacificCoastNews.com

James Purefoy arrives to the premiere of 'Solomon Kane' at UGC Cine Cite les Halles in Paris, France, on December 8, 2009. Photo by Morgan Dessalles/ABACAPRESS.COM Photo via Newscom

TORONTO, ON - SEPTEMBER 16:  Actor James Purefoy from the film 'Solomon Kane' poses for a portrait during the 2009 Toronto International Film Festival at The Sutton Place Hotel on September 16, 2009 in Toronto, Canada.  (Photo by Matt Carr/Getty Images)

Lee Pace, by request. Very cute. I’ve only really seen him in Miss Petegrew Lives For A Day, and he was lovely in that.

July 13, 2010 - Hollywood, California, U.S. - LEE PACE Attending The Los Angeles Premiere Of Inception Held At The Grauman's Chinese Theatre In Hollywood, California On July 13, 2010. 2010.K65607DL. © Red Carpet Pictures

LOS ANGELES, CA - SEPTEMBER 13:  Actor Lee Pace arrives at the 2008 Creative Arts Emmy Awards at the Nokia Live Theatre on September 13, 2008 in Los Angeles, California.  (Photo by Michael Buckner/Getty Images)

Before you yell at me, just acknowledge that it was your fellow Celebitches who suggested Sam Elliott. This is not my choice.

LOS ANGELES - JANUARY 15:  Actor Sam Elliott attends the Penfolds Gala Black Tie Dinner, the kick off event for G'Day LA: Australia Week 2005, at the Century  Plaza Hotel on January 15, 2005 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Vince Bucci/Getty Images)

Yes, David Boreanaz f-cked Rachel Uchitel, and it was a mess. But don’t let that destroy your long-standing crush on the man.

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Call me crazy, but I still have a lot of love for Morris Chestnut.

PASADENA, CA - AUGUST 8: Actor Morris Chestnut of the television show 'V' speaks during the ABC Network portion of the 2009 Summer Television Critics Association Press Tour at The Langham Huntington Hotel & Spa on August 8, 2009 in Pasadena, California.  (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)

A little love for Canadians and the Germans who love Canadians. Joshua Jackson is adorable.

04 August 2009 - Pasadena, California - Joshua Jackson. 2009 TCA Summer Tour - Fox All-Star Party Held at The Langham Hotel & Spa. Photo Credit: Kevan Brooks/AdMedia

2010 FOX Upfront after party at Wollman Rink, Central Park in New York, NY on May 17, 2010. Pictured: Joshua Jackson Fame Pictures, Inc

I love Morris Chestnut. I don’t care what you think. He’s fine.

PASADENA, CA - AUGUST 8: Actor Morris Chestnut of the television show 'V' speaks during the ABC Network portion of the 2009 Summer Television Critics Association Press Tour at The Langham Huntington Hotel & Spa on August 8, 2009 in Pasadena, California.  (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)

I don’t get the Jim Sturgess thing, I hoenstly don’t. Is it the accent? Because the accent isn’t enough to make up for the fact that he looks like he cries after an orgasm.

TORONTO, ON - SEPTEMBER 10:  Actor Jim Sturgess arrives at 'Fifty Dead Men Walking' premiere during the 2008 Toronto International Film Festival held at the Roy Thomson Hall on September 10, 2008 in Toronto, Canada.  (Photo by Malcolm Taylor/Getty Images)

10 September 2008 - Toronto, Ontario, Canada - Jim Sturgess. Jim Sturgess at the InterContinental Hotel during the 33rd Annual Toronto International Film Festival. Photo Credit: Brent Perniac/AdMedia Photo via Newscom Photo via Newscom

My Hamm.

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Oh, Clive. Don’t ever f-cking change.

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Photos courtesy of WENN, Bauer-Griffin, Vanity Fair, GQ, Details, Esquire, Parade and Google Images.

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212 Responses to “Hot Guy Friday: Because we need a good dose of man-meat”

  1. bizzy says:

    oh no, you do not go all robert redford and paul newman on me and leave out STEVE MCQUEEN.

    also, either hugh laurie or i have been in america too long, he’s starting to look hawt to me.

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  2. sarahk says:

    Matt Cohen! Oh, and Misha Collins! Also, hell to the yes on Robert Redford. More vintage would be gladly accepted.

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  3. Rachum says:

    Deeeelicious! I must admit I didn’t really get the Hamm thing but I’ve started watching Mad Men. Damn! In those suits!!!

    Anyhoo can I request some Matthew Gray Gubler? Epic nerd hotness!

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  4. LisaMarie says:

    Redford and Newman…love them! They don’t make men like they used to!

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  5. Juice in LA says:

    Nice call @Bizzy! McQueen- Le Sigh!

    Maybe sometime you can do beefcake Hot guy Friday, just so we can have Dolph Lundgren…gorgeous and brilliant (as swedish physicists are apt to be).

    Drago will break you.

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  6. Roma says:

    You listened to my Mark Harmon request! You are amazing. He’s the fist tv crush I can remember having. Sigh. Delicious.

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  7. jen says:

    Oh my, Nathan Fillion, Gael, and Harry Connick Jr.!! You are too good to us Kaiser! This will get me through the 3-day weekend!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!

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  8. sammyhammy says:

    How can it be Hot Guy Friday without the Rock? Come on—he is probably the hottest guy on the planet!

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  9. Merry says:

    MY GOD, Kaiser, this is AWESOME!! Best list EVER!
    Thanks for Dylan Moran, he’s lovely and witty, looove him!(although, sort of unfortunate pic: when he’s showered and made up he loses half his hotness, right, Mairead?)
    And, my-oh-my…JIM STURGESS is hot as hell…that dreamy stare…
    AND Joshua Jackson…hmmmmmmm….
    Mille grazie…

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  10. Katie says:

    Great idea seeing posting vintage Redford and Newman!! They were both such hotties in their day.

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  11. coup de grazia says:

    Ryan Gosling, please! And Brandon Routh.

    Love the “vintage” dudes – young Redford and Newman, CHRIST.

    Michael Vartan is a sexy b*tch.

    My fellow Celebitches request some weird motherf*ckers.

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  12. Sam says:

    Yay HGF!!! the best part of my day!

    I am still requesting Simon Pegg though. You were so close with his co-stars (and to go with your theme)- Chris Pine, and Zachary Quinto in Star Trek and Dylan Moran from Shaun of the dead…please can I have some Simon Pegg next week??

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  13. Lynnie says:

    Paul Newman and Mark Harmon… double yum! :)

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  14. denise says:

    Sam Elliot.. Yes he is geriatric sexy!!!
    Paul Newman is gorgeous.

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  15. original kate says:

    oh, the vintage paul newman is just…oh my goodness. woof!

    denzel = perfection. really, is there a more beautiful man?

    i love hugh laurie, but i despise “house” so it is a dilemma for me. also, mr. original kate looks very much like hugh, including the scruff. maybe i should ask him to speak with a british accent?

    i don’t know who morris chestnut is, but i am so willing to investigate further.

    keanu is so pretty.

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  16. Shi-gatsu says:

    Thank you thank you for the vintage Newman and Redford. Sooo gorgeous!!!

    Can I put in a request for vintage Marlon Brando and maybe a little Christoph Waltz?

    Thhhhhhaaaaaaaannnnnnnnkkkkk YOOOUUUUUUUU!!!

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  17. Gabby says:

    OMG thank you so much for listening to me about vintage dudes(comment made on the Rob Lowe post). I absolutely adore Robert.
    And great choices with Denzel, Keanu, Joshua, and Gael. Completely agree with you about Cris Evans/Cris Pine opinion.

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  18. Kiska says:

    Stellar Hunk day, Kaiser!

    Classic hot guys: Redford, Newman, Harmon.

    James Purefoy played Marc Antony in HBO’s Rome series. Awesome series by the way.

    Hugh Laurie is my secret boyfriend. shhhh, don’t tell anyone!

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  19. ViktoryGin says:

    Kaiser, that IS Chris Pine!

    Or were you attempting to be ironic?

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  20. Tabbyfoof says:

    Thanks for the James Purefoy. He was the king in A Knight’s Tale and he was also in Solomon Kane.

    Well done.

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  21. Disco says:

    Damn, damn, DAMN Kaiser! Lovin’ this week’s choices! WOOT!

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  22. Jean says:

    This is a Hot-Guy-Friday after my own heart! Newman and Redford.
    And on top of that House, Mark Antony and Gibbs. Thank you!
    And might I suggest for next week: Kyle Chandler and Taylor Kitsch.

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  23. Riley says:

    Some of these dudes’s eyebrows are too manscaped. Men look best with natural eyebrows. They are lucky and can get away with it. I wish I didn’t have to pay 25 dollars every 3 weeks to have my eyebrows waxed. Dudes, the next time you want to wax your brows check out Joey Lawrence. Whoa! Oh and my hot guy request is Brandon Flowers, preferably with the porn stash.

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  24. Sefa says:

    The saddest part about this post is that you’ve never seen Lee Pace in anything other than Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day, which means you haven’t seen him as the adorable, lovable, romantic Ned the Piemaker in “Pushing Daisies”! Or as that brash prisoner in Infamous who has the cell right next to sexy gay Daniel Craig. Mmm.

    James Purefoy is also a wonderful sexy, naughty thing, too. He just looks like trouble. In the best way possible. Loved him in “Rome” when he’s naked and bathed in a scene with Kevin McKidd and still managed to be the dominant one. Mmm. My favorite post of the week.

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  25. Kiska says:

    Oh yes, I forgot. James Purefoy. Marc Antony in the HBO series, “Rome” They showed him completely nekkid…I’ve never been the same about hims since then.

    And Clive…sigh…

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  26. Kaboom says:

    James Purefoy gave Paul Bettany a run for his money at public speaking in A Knight’s Tale, played Mark Anthony in Rome and recently had the title role in Solomon Kane. Very good choice when casting a dark, brooding ass-kicker.

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  27. Bea says:

    Yes. That’s right Chris Pine is a douche. A HUGE DOUCHE! So take a step back, ladies (& gay gents). He is mine. In all his douchey, bedimpled hotness. Miiiiiiine.

    I think Sam Rockwell needs a new liver. Is he always so yellow?

    Nathan Fillion is lovely. Plus Richard Castle is such a good dad that it amps up The Fillion’s sexiness ten-fold.

    Kaiser, I don’t know who Morris Chestnut is (his wikipedia entry is pretty slim), but he is a nice looking man. Good choice. Actually this whole list is pretty damn good. Thanks.

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  28. freckles says:

    Omg I scrolled down so fast searching for James. I am way too obsessed.. but it made me so happy to see him. He is seriously just so good looking and adorable. Thanks Kaiser!!! :)

    And ooooh I never would have thought of Hugh Laurie… but YES.

    PS: I’ll second Ryan Gosling, and want to request Shia again ;)

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  29. Hurricane Kate says:

    James Purefoy, yum yum…see the knight show with Heath Ledger – speaking of heath…

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  30. Heavenbound says:

    I love you Kaiser! I luv Fridays :)
    I almost screamed in delight when I saw
    Gael Garcia Bernal, Diego Luna and Keanu
    Reaves in a row!! How yummy. And some vintage pics of Redford.

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  31. Lisa says:

    OMG!! I loved this HGF!! Hugh Laurie…. love him soooo much… Dont get Dylan Moran at alllll.. Zachary Quinto (with hair) and Yummy Shemar Moore, Clive, Keanu, David and on and on and on…
    You did real good Kaiser!! Yee Haw!

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  32. K says:

    Oldman, Laurie, Boreanaz, Elliot and Fillian? Kaiser, thank you from the bottom of my blissed-out heart.

    EDIT:
    I’m punching my request card for next week: Obama, Juanes or Carmine Giovinazzo. Pretty please with Butler bits on top?

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  33. Catherine says:

    All I need is some Clive. Yummy.

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  34. ViktoryGin says:

    Love the list, btw.

    I remember watching “The Way We Were” and “CAt on a Hot Tin Roof”, and thinking that it was virtually inhuman for two such men (Redford and Newman) to be so goddamned beautiful. And I’m not typically into blondes.

    Love Gael and Diego.

    James Purefoy is a British actor that has an impressive resume’ behind him as so many Brits actors. He probably best know to US audiences for “Rome”.

    I don’t know who Aldis Hodge is, but I wouldn’t mind being pinned under him.

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  35. Stretch says:

    I was scrolling down thinking about who I’d like to see for HGF and 2 names came to mind: Shemar Moore and Matthew Gray Gubler from Criminal Minds. I kept scrolling down and was happy to see Shemar Moore then read the comments and was even happier to see that I’m not the only one who finds Matthew Gray Gubler hot. Thanks Rachum :)

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  36. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    Yay for vintage hotties.

    I love Keanu and I love love love love Dylan Moran, he was sooo funny in Run Fat Boy Run. I am sure I have seen him in something else but uh I can’t remember the name of the movie and it was drama, but seriously fell hard for Gordan after RFBR.

    Micheal Vartan makes me wet.

    James Purefoy you can eff me anytime you want, I am gonna play hard to get but just know you can take me where I stand.

    Gary Oldman was really hawt in Harry Potter, you know, perform magic on me hawt, and then I saw he was the same guy in Batman and I was like O_O

    James Marsden is a doll but he doesn’t make me wet, he is married.

    Speaking of married how could you include that cheating ass douche bag David whatever the f*ck his last name is? Ugh huge turn off.

    I still want Justin Long :(

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  37. annaloo says:

    If you are doing vintage….

    RIVER PHOENIX, PLEASE.

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  38. Lulu says:

    Paul Newman & Hugh Laurie!!! I love them!

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  39. luckyme says:

    Harry Connick Jr.?! Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

    I’ve never posted before, but I have to give you some love for including my Harry. I saw him after Katrina on TV doing some stuff for New Orleans and he was in a tshirt and jeans and hot damn! He looked good.

    Plus, I just love a man who loves his kids. There’s not much that’s sexier than a good dad.

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  40. Kittypants says:

    Paul Newman, Sam Rockwell and Nathan Fillion…be still my beating heart.

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  41. scotchy says:

    more handsome vintage men,
    please, please, pretty please

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  42. Chelsey says:

    OMG Kaiser I just about peed myself with the whole Jim Sturgess “his accent isn’t enough to make up for the fact that he looks like he cries after an orgasm!”

    Oh and I second Rachum’s request for Matthew Gray Gubler. Gube. He’s adorable. And since Shemar’s on here, and I’m requesting MGG, how about some Thomas Gibson too?

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  43. gooniegirl says:

    I’d like to see some Zachary Levi in the future. In his interviews he’s so wonderfully sweet…and that smile…

    On the other hand, what about adding a little Jeremy Piven? He may be a douche but you can’t deny his hotness.

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  44. Kaye says:

    Robert Redford is FINE.

    When Mark Harmon and Pam Dawber got married, I figured they would have the most beautiful children in the world. He’s gorgeous.

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  45. Lisa says:

    BY REQUEST–I am asking that you please include Drew Fuller and Eduardo Verastegui!

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  46. Solveig says:

    Love Robert Redford’s smile but his sunburned skin is creepy.
    Paul Newman was amazing (in B&W pics).
    Love Sam Rockwell as much as I love his old man Oldman.
    Love Joshua Jackson (I can’t believe I’m saying this after years of hating on Dawson’s creek), I’m looking forward to seeing the 3rd season of Fringe, by the way.

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  47. Fluffy Kitten Tail says:

    Since you included Timothy Olyphant and my beautiful Jon Hamm I won’t bitch about the rockers I suggested earlier in the week being omitted.

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  48. Arbencita says:

    I usually skip Hot Guy Fridays but when I saw Redford staring at me I actually swooned! Real honest-to-goodness swooning!

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  49. suz says:

    Because I don’t watch House, to me Hugh Laurie will always be Bertie Wooster. Not unattractive, but goofy and old-timey.

    Thank you for Clive Owen. And it was nice to see Joshua Jackson again after that article about him earlier this week.

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  50. memelalala says:

    That is definitely a pic of chris pine (not evans) that you posted. Oops!

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  51. lucy2 says:

    Good list, love the vintage Redford and Newman, and closing it out with Clive and the Hamm. Perfection.
    Kaiser, you MUST watch Pushing Daisies sometime, loved that show :( and Lee Pace was good in it, kind of dorky cute.
    Michael Vartan, sigh. Love him, but not enough to watch the last two bad TV shows he’s done.
    I find Hugh Laurie oddly attractive too, I think it’s the blue eyes and accent. Harry Connick Jr is a good guy, like him. Marsden, Shemar, Joshua Jackson yay! And double yay for Nathan Fillion, love him.

    Never a huge fan of David Boreanaz, but now he just seems skeevey.
    Don’t find Zachary Quinto attractive at all, there’s something creepy about his looks to me, but he seems like a nice guy.
    Never got the Mark Harmon thing, but that’s a nice vintage photo of him.

    Gael GB reminds me of Balki from Perfect Strangers in those photos.

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  52. Katie says:

    I don’t get the Jim Sturges thing either, but I laughed out loud at “looks like he cries after orgasm.”

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  53. RHONYC says:

    -my mom’s fave: paul newman. with the same woman for 50 years!!! nothing sexier that that.

    -80′s night soap sexy – mark harmon. ‘flamingo road’…what?! melrose place ain’t have sh%it on that show. damn! he was my fave at 12 yrs old!

    -romeo is bleeding!!!! gary oldman. quirky, disturbing sexy.

    -hospital drama ‘st. elsewhere’ sexy. denzel, you had us at “stat”.

    -old wild, wild, west sexiness from sam elliot! frontier hot!

    -oh ke-ke…’sweet november’, december…any damn month of the year, keanu, we’ll take it. so low-key, torturted sexy!

    -AND…the sexiest lips on this list goes to…MORRIS-damn-CHESTNUT!!! he was great in ‘two can play that game’. they’re simply lickalicious!!!

    :-)

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  54. Stephie says:

    Great to see Harry Connick Jr.on this list! ♥ !

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  55. WTF? says:

    redford, washington, chestnut oh my!

    and i don’t know if i think clive owen is hot in pictures. its when he starts talking that want to soak him up with a biscuit.

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  56. Lisa S says:

    Ok how did you know that I was going to request Denzel Washington??? HAHA. I always had the biggest celebrity crush on him when I was in my highschool years. Then I just recently watched “The Book of Eli” and it’s back on. Ahhh Keanu Reeves and Harry Connick Jr. too. I’m really liking this Hot Guy Friday! Swoon! P.S. Can we get a little shirtless Hugh Jackman next time too please. ;-)

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  57. bee number 2 says:

    Hey! don’t call Dylan Moran Mr.Potato! you have to see his monologues, he’s hilarious, and his tv show Black Books was brilliant. Otherwise thank you for the eye candy! Hamm and Clive…can we have Hot Guy Monday too?

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  58. Sumodo1 says:

    Thank you for the Pine and the Vartan. Sam Rockwell (have you seen “Moon?”) The Hamm!

    Lee Pace was adorable on “Pushing Daisies.”

    As the admirer of suave British men, thanks for James Purefoy. You must see him swashbuckling and enunciating. Rrrowrrr!

    Last week, you gave me Viggo. But, who do I have to bribe to get Aaron Eckhart on Hot Guy Friday???

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  59. Tiffany says:

    Good crop of photos this week, Kaiser. Love the vintage stuff, keep that theme going. Also, I agree about Morris, that man looks better as he gets older. He did not do it for me in’Boyz In The Hood’, but now…purr!!!

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  60. Brooke says:

    ooh yes, more vintage (how amazing is Robert Redford? Brad Pitt could be his son)

    How about including Clark Gable with his adorable ears? Gregory Peck? Marlon Brando? James Dean? A young Sean Connery? Montgomery Clift? Or vintage gays: Tab Hunter or Rock Hudson?

    thanks for the Mark Harmon – LOVE him.

    And I don’t care that you picked one of the worst photos of Sam Elliott ever – he’s the only man that ever made a mustache look good and I soooo WOULD.

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  61. Ellie says:

    hahah thank you for sam elliott! you should really see tombstone to get the full experience. honestly, if that man did audiobooks, they’d sell like hotcakes!!

    and since i love dirty old men, would it be too awkward to include a 90′s era jeff goldblum next week?

    kaiser, i think you have a knack for this. maybe there’s a ‘hot guy weekly’ magazine that’s looking for a new photo editor?

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  62. Des says:

    Olyphant! Olyphant! Olyphant! Did anybody else see him in Justified? SO HOT!!

    Clive should be on every week, no joke.

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  63. Crash2GO2 says:

    Sam Elliot – his voice and twinkly eyes are what do me in every time.

    Paul Newman – truly a classically beautiful hot hot man.

    Robert Redford – Le sigh. I always thought Brad Pit was sort of a poor man’s Robert Redford to be honest.

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  64. Sarah says:

    Best HGF in a long time! Love the vintage Robert and Paul. Love Hugh. Love Keanu (we share a bday, yesterday). Love soooo many of the choices this week. Oh and Sam Elliot is sexy as hell too (especially in Road House with Patrick Swayze)

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  65. Kaiser says:

    Yes, I know it’s Chris PINE. That’s who you people were requesting, and I was saying that I like EVANS better. PINE is a douche. he boned Audrina Patridge.

    EDIT: Oh, I see the confusion – I meant that I had put Evans on previously, not that this photo was of Evans.

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  66. phlyfiremama says:

    Oh, Kaiser, good call on the hot men friday!!! Some lovely lovely choices…Timothy Olyphant, James Purefoy (HBO’s Rome as Marc Antony, Reese’s hubby in Vanity Fair)and thank you so much for Butch & Sundance! 2 Yummier men never walked the planet, methinks.

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  67. AlaskaJoey says:

    How about some Adam Baldwin? Although his Twitter account makes my heart hurt (he’s a right-wing gun-nut), I still find him hot.

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  68. coup de grazia says:

    @K – excellent call, with the Obama request. so very few hot presidents/politicians – we should enjoy ‘em while we’ve got ‘em!

    now im trying to think of other hot pols? i mean JFK, sure. gavin newsom. sarkozy? peter mackay.

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  69. Riley says:

    I agree that River Phoenix is the most beautiful man to ever walk the earth but I think one of the criteria for Hot Guy Friday should be that the guys are still living. But maybe that is just me. The pictures of PN are beautiful but they are kind of sad to look at. I don’t think I could look at a hot picture of Patrick Swayze right now without crying. He covered my bedroom wall before River Phoenix took his place.

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  70. I Choose Me says:

    Kellan doesn’t have serial killer eyes, he has zombie eyes. Anywho serial killer eyes or not, Zachary Quinto totally does it for me (As does Cillian Murphy, another one some ladies find creepy)
    Yay! for the inclusion of James Marsden. I don’t want to bone him but he’s so sweet and charming, with such pretty eyes that he definitely belongs on this list. Hm, funny, I don’t find Sam Rockwell as hot as I do Gary Oldman but I do like him. Totally underrated actor. Oh and thanks for the introduction to Gael and Diego, those guys are yum. :)

    Edit: I just wanted to second the vote for Christopher Waltz. I saw Inglorious and never has evil sadist looked so good. Great acting chops and I would love to see more of him. Plus he’s got dimples!!!!

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  71. sharylmj says:

    wow!! such a great list!! I love the old school showin’ up the new guys!! Those two will always be the bestest of the best in my opinion!!
    fav’s
    the 27 dresse guy – yes the eyes
    Harry Connick Jr. – because he IS so nice!!
    Timothy Olyphant – anytime, anywhere

    Finally
    David Boreanaz – I forgive you because you are so gorgeous – don’t do it again!!

    thanks for making my day with “hot guy friday” !!!

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  72. Lucy says:

    Oh my… what a perfect list. I was going down thrown the men saying to myself “yes, yes, yes, yes”.

    Thank you so much for Timothy Olyphant! Sam Rockwell, oh huge crush on that piece. I’d do all kinds of dirty things with him.

    And the vintage, swoon-ville over here.

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  73. oxa says:

    Strike David BoreMyAnus off HGF list.

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  74. aenflex says:

    You have outdone yourself Kaiser. Masterful!
    But isn’t that indeed Chris Pine?

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  75. Bam Bam says:

    Thank You! Now I have a spring in my step for the day! :)

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  76. Ravishing says:

    Clive is so sweet. I’d like to see some Wentworth Miller…insane good looks.

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  77. Buckley says:

    where’s the king of cool, Steve McQueen?

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  78. aenflex says:

    Kaiser –
    Pine also boned Olivia Munn. Yech.

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  79. JJ says:

    Wow! What a selection we had today !

    Gael, Diego, Keanu, Hugh Laurie

    Just YUM !

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  80. marge says:

    VERY NICE!
    Redford, Newman, Harmon, Oldman & Owen… YUM
    It’s very cool to post classic ones like Redford & Newman.
    Kaiser, you were definitely inspired!

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  81. Riley says:

    @aenflex: That is Chris Pine. I don’t know who is the bigger douche of the two but Chris Pine is much cuter. I think Kaiser is referring to in the past she has mostly posted Evans when readers have requested Pine so to show the readers some love she is givin’ them some Pine today.

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  82. Bodhi says:

    Damn, kaiser! You have our done yourself!! Well done, wll done indeed!!

    Although, I do have one little vintage request… MARLON BRANDO!!

    Edit: And thank you thank you THANK YOU for Gary, & both Sams… I LOVE them!!

    edit #2: I think Zach Quinto looks like Eli Roth… nom nom nom…

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  83. BeeCee says:

    Aww Keanu Reeves and Joshua Jackson; Their both a big bag of yummy yum yums for me

    Oooh and Lee Pace, Kaiser you need to look him up in Pushing Daisy’s. I’m really sad that the show isn’t on air anymore because he was a big ball of adorable in it.

    Throwing in my request for all True Blood men again…. Doesn’t even have to be for HGF. Just 1 post… All of em’ <3

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  84. K says:

    Excellent HGF! Mark Harmon can sell me some Coors Light any day!!

    Redford and Newman too!?! This list cannot be topped!

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  85. GatsbyGal says:

    Yay Sam Rockwell! I saw his movie Moon last night and it was amazing. I never realized what a great actor he is, and he has such a range. And I totally see the Gary Oldman resemblance.

    Also, please to be having Giovanni Ribisi?

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  86. leZombi says:

    Hugh Laurie, Clive Owen, and Zachary Quinto? A happy hot guy Friday indeed.

    It would only have been better if Edward Norton were on the list too.

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  87. Carol says:

    You can even show me current Robert Redford and my toes would curl. He is the standard for me. Please feel free to start all Friday lists with him unless you worry that the boys who follow him might feel a little insecure. A little Cary Grant and Gregory Peck would be nice as well. Thanks for making my day!

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  88. Ashley says:

    Kaiser, PLEASE: Patrick Fabian!

    This was a WONDERFUL Hot Guy Friday. Thank you!

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  89. Thea says:

    Oh la la…thank you Kaiser so much for the old school. But I have to particularly thank you for including Purejoy–that man is magic. I loved him in Rome. I also think he dud a TV series that didn’t last, as the trouble-shooting, globe-trotting millionaire.

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  90. Miss. Thang says:

    This is a great list! Lee Pace is wonderful! How have you not seen Pushing Daisies!? Def. my favorite show ever.
    Nathan Fillion is lovely as well.

    Good list!

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  91. mooncake says:

    Thank you Thank you! How about adding vintage Richard Gere and the hotness that is Mark Ruffalo next time? And Cliff Curtis, please?!

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  92. Lady Jane says:

    Dylan Moran, Sam Elliot and Paul Newman, all in one post. I am speechless with awe and admiration. Thank you.

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  93. Kayla says:

    Lee Pace & Zachary Quinto in the same post?! This is the best hot guy friday ever! Thanks a million!

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  94. LT says:

    I don’t care what David B. has done, I would still do filthy things to that hot body.

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  95. Hautie says:

    If we are allowed to request the best of the 80′s hot guys… we need to see a little vintage Tom Selleck.

    Holy cr*p that man was F.I.N.E. and really is still a nice looking older gentlemen to this day.

    I am happy to see Harry Connick gets some love this week. I have adored him since I purchase his CD in the late 1980′s.

    And there is nothing better than Timothy Olyphant/Marshall Givens! Plus he is man size! I am so tired of the pocket size men.

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  96. Lydia says:

    I just watched Book of Eli last night so thanks for Denzel “that’s my spot” Washington and Gary Oldman.

    Oh Morris Chestnut…

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  97. poopie says:

    Thanks for the Newman/Redford pics ! what a couple a hunks !

    BUT GIVE ME HAMM anyday ! yum !

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  98. canadianchick says:

    Dayyuum, you outdid yourself Kaiser. Bless your heart for Newman, he’s a classic. Redford, Harmon, Washington, and of course Owen and Hamm. Puuuuurrrr. If you like vintage, how about James Dean, and Cary Grant. I’d never say no to a sexy Obama photo, wish he was Prime Minister of Canada, and that I was his intern, if you KWIM.

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  99. Sassy says:

    Love vintage Redford and Newman.

    Give me some Shemar and Timothy, too! Yummy!

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  100. lilred says:

    Thanks for the hot flashes Kaiser, I’m now on my way to a cold shower.Whew.

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  101. funnygirl says:

    Oh this was such a good selection of men…ty kaiser!! I am now a very happy girl :)

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  102. Ursaline says:

    I definitely have to agree with the ladies here. Best HGF!!!! Kaiser, you rock!

    BTW, that top photo of RR almost reminds me of Dennis Hopper. LOVE the vintage hotness!!!

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  103. eja102 says:

    I was going to request mark, no shit. that guy is the epitomy of hot male.
    and nathan!

    *sigh* excellent choices this week.

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  104. Nanea says:

    Huge thanks for including the most handsome half-brothers in the history of movies, Kaiser – Denzel and Keanu. (Don Pedro and Don John of Aragón in Much Ado About Nothing)

    Yay for this HGF list, great pics as usual, be it Redford and Newman, and Bernal, Oldman, Laurie…

    … and Clive! *swoons*

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  105. Kitten says:

    I love Olyphant sooooo much! Speaking of HBO hotties, what about Dominic West? I always had the hots for him when he was on The Wire.

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  106. GrnMtGirls says:

    Robert Redford & Paul Newman – Pure Hotness!!!

    I also loved the Hugh Laurie & Sam Elliot but agree that a better picture of Sam could have been found.

    Also concurring about Ryan Gosling & Shia for future Fridays!!

    Love HGF!!

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  107. maggiegrace says:

    I guess I don’t really need to pile on, but what the hey. I love HCJ – he seems like SUCH a nice man, and the real deal in terms of being a NOLA musicians’ musician. If you look at Rob Redford in earlier movies, you notice that he has an itty bitty waist. The guy was/is tiny.

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  108. GrnMtGirl says:

    Jest went back through the list for another look and yeah…that Diego Luna – Yummy!!

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  109. maxpurr9 says:

    there’s a much better picture of jim sturgess which doesn’t make him look like a “cryer”
    http://cos-cos.blogspot.com/2008/05/celebrity-hotness.html
    and while you’re on that page, how ’bout a little love for jason schwartzman–adorable!!
    as for gary oldman–you’re just not trying hard enough…
    http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c87/Rusty1120/GaryOldman.jpg

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  110. truthSF says:

    OMG, Morris Chestnut is calling my vagina with his eyes. I’m cuming baby, I’m CUUMMINNNNGGG!!!

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  111. skibunny says:

    Robert Redford was beautiful! Even now that he’s older there’s something about him. He’s special in some way.

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  112. Holly says:

    Thanks for James Purefoy this week! He steamed up the screen in Rome, which was one of my favorite shows.

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  113. Persephone says:

    I have to join the Matthew Gray Gubler parade of requests, total hotness! Lovely list as always Kaiser and hats off for including my other fave crush Lee Pace, he’s just downright adorable!

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  114. JulieM says:

    Gee, Kaiser. This is the second time this week I have thanked you for posting pix of Nathan Fillion. Good on ya!!

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  115. fizXgirl3114 says:

    Gary Oldman… SO HOT… awwww, no shartlo copley again :( .

    I have to admit, I think Clive Owen is the hottest man alive… I usually don’t get the hots for celebrities… but DAMN…

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  116. jzhz says:

    Yes to Paul Newman. He was the sexiest man I have ever seen in my life (so far). He made my underwear hurt.

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  117. Delta Juliet says:

    I have to admit, last week, I was scratching my head over some of the guys. But you knocked it out of the park this week! Starting with vintage Redford and Newman…..*sigh* two of the most handsome men EVER. And you inncluded my boyfriend Harry Connick Jr whom I have loved FOREVER! Thank you so much!

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  118. jzhz says:

    James Marsden and The Olyphant? WORD. I like men who have lips.

    And I would like to support the request for Jeff Goldblum. He was the shiz back in the day. He just looks like he’s packin.

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  119. erin says:

    oh my gosh THANK YOU for finally including lee pace!

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  120. Milan says:

    Well done! Exquisite selection this time. With regards to the other Hot guy fridays…my feeling were akin to those of Huey Freeman of the Boondocks with regards to Obama’s victory….,’eh,’ Well, let me tell you, I am no longer, ‘eh’…Thanks for the vintage, howzabout some Gene Kelly, or Grant, or Brando, or Poitiere…and i’ll have you know I’m only 24, so enough with the side eye.

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  121. dj says:

    Holy crap. This is the BEST LIST EVER!!! So many fabulous men: Redford (more beautiful than most women), Newman, Filion and Olyphant. The finale of Sam Elliott (you did post a horrid picture of Sam the Man). I am so going to have to hose myself down with a cold shower. Thank you so much for listening to our requests too. You rock! I totally agree with tired of the “pocket sized men.” What an excellent description. Men, men, men, manly men. Yeah!

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  122. Mairead says:

    Oh my good-hot-man-mountain God!!! :D I so seriously adore this week’s selection Kaiser! Butch and Sundance I heart so much. Redford is the man Pitt will never be (as an aside a movie-buff ex housemate of mine used to say that the main reason Redford was so wrinkly was due to chronic insomnia. So whenever he thought I didn’t sleep enough, he’d start chanting “Robert Redford” at me :lol:

    And Gael and Diego!!! Gael is one of the best actors around now, but Diego is just the cutest thing! And you’ve managed to conjure up the ghosts of crushes past in Keanu (HUGE poster just inside my bedroom wall, at face height, as a teenager), Denzel and Harry Connick Junior. :oops:
    Speaking of past crushes, could I request some classic Eric Stoltz, HCJ’s costar in Memphis Belle?

    And you have The Pie Maker from “Pushing Daisies”! :D (Kaiser, you should watch, it’s where my adoration of Kristin Chenowith stems from) and Captain Hammer from Dr. Horrible!! :D (could I request Dr. Horrible himself, Neil Patrick Harris in the future?)

    But on the Dylan Moran thing – you haven’t actually watched him in action, have you Kaiser? Have you? HAVE YOU? The man is the epitome of intelligent shabby chic. His stand up is excellent, but you’d do well to get Black Books. The DVD commentaries are the best ever. (And you do know he’s from the same town as Pierce Brosnan?)

    And as a woman with Galweigan blood coursing through my veins, I have earned the right to comment on the remarkable similarity between a bowl of congealed cauliflower-cheese and the Scot that murdered the Steve Earle anthem “Galway Girl”. With impunity! :P

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  123. Mairead says:

    Oooh and i almost forgot, I never noticed the similarity between Gary Oldman and Sam Rockwell. It’s uncanny – but I think Gary is much smexier :D

    Oh and Kaiser, if you think my taste in men is weird now – WAIT until the new version of Sherlock comes back on BBC at Christmas or starts being aired on BBC America. I will be demanding that you feature the marvels of cheekbone science, that is Benedict Cumberbatch :twisted:

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  124. Jeri says:

    Best one yet. Especially starting off with Redford & Newman. ooh la la…

    Whatever happened to the guy from Sweet Home Alabama with Reese W? Was that Josh Lucas? I searched once and couldn’t find anything after around 2004.

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  125. Jnet says:

    Sam Elliot gettin old..now thats depressing…mmmm for the vintage ala Newman..loved paul rip..

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  126. Dhavy says:

    Redford & Newman -beautiful & rugged I don’t know if that’s possible but they are both a unique concoction

    I fell in love with Olyphant in the Hitman…even without the hair

    Keanu can still be beautiful

    James Marsden usually plays the guy who never gets the girl and I always wonder why since he’s so adorable

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  127. Diva says:

    First… OH MY GOD… Kaiser, you read my mind on Hugh Laurie, I almost “requested” him last week… AND, I did request Oldman, so THANK YOU, but I never realized the similarity with Sam Rockwell, whom I also find just so dirty sexy it’s almost gross, lol.

    And, yes, yes, yes to Shemar Moore! I love to look at him, but since he declared his love for Jennifer Aniston, he does NOT work for, ahem, private time.

    Now, I’m going to totally second Rachum’s Matthew Gray Gubler… I know you probably won’t get it, K, it looks like you like much more rugged men, but Gubler is a super-nerd lover’s skinny, awkward DREAM! {=0)

    EDIT: Just read through all the comments and it would appear I’m not SECONDING the request for Matthew Gray Gubler… I’m SIXTH or SEVENTHING it!!!!!

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  128. Mairead says:

    LOL Diva :lol:

    Ah so that’s who Matthew Gray Gubler is – he is adorably geeky :D

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  129. L says:

    I have always found Sam Elliott sexy.
    YUMMY!

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  130. Strawberry says:

    Wow I think you’ve outdone yourself this week Kaiser. I think next week should be cute musician week – I nominate Taylor Hawkins (Foo Fighters), Caleb Followill (kings of leon), and yes Peter Gabriel. Super silver fox, he is!

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  131. LolaBella says:

    Great list today!

    You made my day with Robert Redford, Paul Newman, Gary Oldman, Shemar Moore, Chris Pine & Zachary Quinto (SPORK!!!), Morris Chestnut, Mark Harmon and Joshua Jackson.

    True Confession: The two main reasons I saw Ghost Rider – Wes Bentley and Sam Elliott (Guh, that voice and he was a looker back in the day).

    As always, thanks for sending us on our way with Clive and The Hamm.

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  132. rudy5 says:

    nice. next time u should add guillermo diaz. even tho he’s gay :)

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  133. Bored@Work says:

    Morris Chestnut & Clive Owen…Mmmm

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  134. Eve says:

    I was scrolling down and “meh-ing” at everybody (even Keanu, whose first picture is atrocious) when I finally saw James Purefoy. How come you don’t know anything about him, Kaiser? You HAVE to watch Rome. The very (VERY) generous full frontal can be seen in the fifth episode (first season).

    By the way, he (as Mark Antony) owns completely the second one.

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  135. Eve says:

    Where do we request the hot guys? Here? I tried to find a contact or feedback feature but got nothing.

    Anyway, by request (and for the second time): Tahar Rahim (The Prophet).

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  136. Chicoulina says:

    The hottest man alive is Gilles Marini!!!I can’t stop looking at him!He’s gorgeous!!!
    I also love Jensen Ackles of course!!
    I like my men to be good looking.
    As for todays list,how hot and beautiful is Robert Redford?Wow!!!
    Chris Evans(not pictured)is Hot!
    Timothy Olyphant nice…
    Nathan Fillion very nice…
    Morris Chestnut yummy..super sexy..
    James Purefoy wow…those eyes make me want him bad!!He looks like a bad boy,just the way I like them.After reading that he goes naked in Rome I’m definately starting to watch Rome!
    Todays HGF was a true HGF so many men,so little time…
    There should be a Special Hot Guy dedication for older actors that still have the looks and the charm with todays pictures not old ones.

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  137. Team Bethenny says:

    Vintage Redford…sigh. Brad Pitt, eat your heart out.

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  138. Circe says:

    Paul Newman. Please God yes. Am going to rewatch Butch Cassidy RIGHT NOW.

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  139. grace says:

    Keanu will always be my favorite, but… who is this Shema Moore?? man, he is gorgeous! :g

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  140. JM says:

    Nice list. Love the vintage Robert Redford pics but what about Sean Connery? He blows all these men away during his 007 days and he aged VERY well!

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  141. K says:

    @ Diva
    You’re right, I am more of the rugged man fan, but Matthew Gray Gubler is my nerd crush. When he cocks his eyebrows, I want to watch Red Dwarf with him and have awkward high school foreplay on the couch. I bet he’s a screamer.

    Scratch my other requests, Kaiser. I’m throwing my panties into the ring with MGG!

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  142. Popessa says:

    @ Denise since I am 43 “geriatric sexy” is my new catch phrase!

    Kaiser — Thanks for Eric Bana last week, the vintage men of this week and my beloved Keanu whom I worry about sometimes.

    You also crack me up! I love all your comments. It is the start of my week-end.

    I am still holding out for Michael Warburton and I’ll add “geriatric sexy” Bryan Ferry formerly of Roxy Music.

    Keep up the good work. Seriously, I work as a bereavement counselor in hospice and HGF really is a self care thing for me! But, it wouldn’t be the same without your comments — esp. @ Jim Sturgess — I was cackling!

    BTW…I’ll throw in for Simon Pegg, too!

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  143. vintagedaisy says:

    I love Chris Evans, just simply gorgeous. How about putting some B.J. Novak love? His blue eyes are just simply captivating. Then again, I find Jon Stewart simply delicious. :sigh:

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  144. Liana says:

    Word on the Matthew Gray Gubler request. Love him and he’s SO SO SO nice. I worked on the last two seasons of Criminal Minds and I adore Matthew. And Shemar is so so pretty and not even remotely full of himself!

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  145. Raven says:

    OK, if you are going to show Sam Elliot, a classic photo is better. He’s very hot in this shot. Add the voice and he’s irresistable.

    http://www.briansdriveintheater.com/beefcake/samelliot1.jpg

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  146. Eileen says:

    Yay HCJr! Gotta request John Cusack, Steve McQeen or James Dean! Thanks for this list-they were vedy, vedy niiiiiice.

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  147. yosafbridge says:

    If you do another one of these vintage hot guy Fridays you can never go wrong with Gene Kelly. Just lovely

    Thanks for the Fillion! It made my day!

    Can we get some Jensen Ackles or Charlie Hunnam next week (since Sons of Anarchy is having it’s season premier)

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  148. Shaniqua says:

    Ooooh!
    Next time!
    A chocolate section!

    Taye Diggs, Morris Chestnut, Shemar Moore, Boris Kodjoe, Blair Underwood, and Idris Elba!

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  149. Alicia says:

    This is my second HGF and I have to say WAY BETTER than last Friday, exept for very few lad week was more like “nasty guy friday.
    Out of all I must say it does NOT get hotter than Paul Newman, holly fuck! I almost had a stroke and a heart attack all together from the shirtless picture.
    Oh in in answer to somebody who said hey shouldn’t put up River Phoenix cause is dead, I think it doesn’t matter if they are dead or alive cause is very unlikely that we will be meeting them in person any time soon

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  150. Jules says:

    I request Lenny Kravitz, Paul Walker & Chris Cornell.

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  151. Maritza says:

    The vintage photos of Redford, Newman and Mark Harmon are the best. As for the present hunks, Hamm, Clive and Keanu(without the beard).

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  152. Bee says:

    Wow this is my favorite HMF ever! Thank you Kaiser. Robert Redford, Paul Newman, Shemar Moore, James Purefoy,Jon Hamm, Clive Owen, my god. The only thing that would’ve made this list even better would have been the addition of the delicious Ian Somerhadler. He has got to be on the list next week. That man is walking sex. In fact, he just won the sexy beast competition on Entertainment Weekly online. Ian! Ian! I want Ian!

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  153. Bee says:

    @Eve I nearly peed in my pants when I saw James Purefoy. I’ve loved that man ever since I saw him in Rome. And that scene of him full frontal. Whew. I think I need to take a long cold shower.

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  154. Carrie says:

    Excellent list today, Kaiser- between my beloved Nathan Fillion (It’s the charm! He’s so amazingly charming!) and the HOTNESS of vintage Redford and Newman- today was a good day for me!!

    Requesting more vintage, love those- Brando must be next!

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  155. Chicoulina says:

    The hottest man alive is Gilles Marini!!!I can’t stop looking at him!He’s gorgeous!!!
    I also love Jensen Ackles of course!!
    I like my men to be good looking.
    As for todays list,how hot and beautiful is Robert Redford?Wow!!!
    Chris Evans(not pictured)is Hot!
    Timothy Olyphant nice…
    Nathan Fillion very nice…
    Morris Chestnut yummy..super sexy..
    James Purefoy wow…those eyes make me want him bad!!He looks like a bad boy,just the way I like them.After reading that he goes naked in Rome I’m definately starting to watch Rome!
    Todays HGF was a true HGF so many men,so little time…
    There should be a Special Hot Guy dedication for older actors that still have the looks and the charm with todays pictures not old ones.

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  156. Melissa says:

    Thanks for Keanu, Harry Connick, and especially my man Sam Rockwell – what a great picture of him!

    Whenever I see Harry Connick Jr., I always think of him on the Today Show right after Katrina. He was shirtless wearing some huge plastic waders trying to help people – so f-ing hot!

    My requests: the Gube (Matthew Grey Gubler), Dominic West (Idris isn’t the only hot guy from The Wire!), and Christopher Gorham from Covery Affairs.

    Great week – thanks!

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  157. WR says:

    James Purefoy was on Rome as Marc Anthony. Sexiest show ever!

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  158. hmm says:

    Now THIS is a Hot Guy Friday.

    Shemar Moore, Harry Connick Jr., and even Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid? Oh yeah.

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  159. mojoman says:

    Is it me or Mark Harmon slightly looks like Tom Cruise? maybe the eyes or nose?

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  160. Isa says:

    I’m pretty new to this section so pardon me if my suggestion has already been used before but I request Michael C. Hall.

    I just started watching Dexter and I find him incredibly sexy. I love it when he wears those long sleeved henleys with the cargo pants. Growl!

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  161. mln says:

    James Purefoy was so sexy on Rome I think he’s the thinking woman’s Gerard Butler love Paul Newman and of course Robert Redford, Love Shemar Moore, Clive and Oldman. I am in a semi breakup with David Boreanz I mean I still love him but Rachel Uchitel eeewww. BTW Keanu is simply stunning(eventhough he cannot act) I am worried about him Happy Belated Birthday Keanu.

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  162. great HGF!!! co sign the americana porn, sam rockwell, mark harmon, james purefoy (who looks significantly naughty in the second photo)and of course, the lovely, lovely hamm.

    is it just me, or does anyone gt a eli roth vibe from zachary quinto?

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  163. Lucy says:

    @ Dhavy

    Oh god… I know. I dragged my boyfriend out of the theatre afterwards to have some nookie in the truck. I was so worked up over Olyphant in that movie. NUM!

    Thanks again Kaiser! Such a great list.

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  164. Jaxx says:

    Ahh, Redford. Such a beautiful man. He was such perfection that it truly hurt me, I mean REALLY pained me to see him age. It seemed sacrilegeous to see such gorgeousness marred in any way. Usually men just look better with a little roughening, a little age on them, but Redford? No, he should have been exempt. Excused from the normal way of things. It was like someone taking a hammer to the David, or the Sistine Chapel. Just wrong.

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  165. Jelly says:

    Wow thanks for putting Mark Harmon on the list like I asked. Double Rainbow thanks for Nathan Fillion and that other sexy Canadian boy Joshua Jackson. Great seeing Sam Rockwell too, he is such a talented actor. My only request for next week is to see my Jeremy Renner back on the list. Please please please!

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  166. DrM says:

    No one in that entire list was as hot as Robert Redford…mmm mmm mmm!

    From a very ‘shook up” New Zealand!

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  167. LuckyLilGem says:

    How about the men of the US Open? Novak Djokovic!

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  168. Lauri says:

    Thanks so much Kaiser for putting James Purefoy on the list – the man is incredibly hot! Between him, Gerard Butler and Clive Owen – all have the naughty, bad boy thing going on, but James Purefoy is definitely the most sensual.

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  169. mary says:

    How about some Ian Somerhalder? Is anyone watching the Vampire Diaries? Yeah, it’s a teen vampire thing, but it’s very entertaining and Ian is seriously hot. Some Ian, next hot guy Friday, please.

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  170. Lynda says:

    These “hot” youngsters today cannot hold the t-shirt of Newman and Redford. Brando wasn’t bad either. They need to learn a few things about class.

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  171. Si says:

    the thing is…Dylan Moran is the funniest man on the planet. Watch his stand up on you tube and I promise you all will fall in love with him!!

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  172. sasa says:

    Shameful confession: I dislike O. Bloom but as Legolas he was wonderful. Joaquin Phoenix before the crazy. Alan Alda, not necessarily to bang but to have around.

    Sports guys are underrated though. Mark Sanchez, Christian Vieri (without the greasy hair), Manuel Almunia.

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  173. canadianchick says:

    DrM, hope you all will be okay in New Zealand. Speaking of the hot southern hemisphere,Kaiser, Cliff Curtis is yummy, was in Whale Rider.

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  174. Toe says:

    Good lid Kaiser, Good List. Now, lemme go do a lil CornPorn. :)

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  175. abbizmal says:

    Well done this week, Kaiser. Several of my top fivers in there, Keanu, Chris Pine, Redford, Harmon and Newman. Nice to see Olyphant in there, didn’t expect that, but I’ve found him hot for some time now. I’ll take the short dude too, Gael. There are perks for my shortness — all men are taller and me. I’d hit just about every one of them. Thanks

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  176. Sandy says:

    I know this is weird, but Alan Rickman. Its the voice. Its like Audio heroin. Was really cute in Love Actually.

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  177. haribo says:

    love the vintage guys (redford, newman, brando…)!
    what about (my fave) JFK Jr., please?!

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  178. Mbee says:

    ooohhh… ahhhh… I really love this! You picked out many of my favorites, and some that I didn’t know of. You did leave out one of my favorite, though, and that is Rutger Hauer (Blade Runner). What a hunk.

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  179. Lindy says:

    Who said Alan Rickman–YES YES YES! It’s kind of like Hugh Laurie–smart as hell, sexy, the voice, brilliant actor. Can we get some Rickman on here? That would be lovely.

    (I don’t think I’ve ever commented before, and I usually kind of skip over hot guy Friday but I took a look today and I have to admit, it was fun).

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  180. Maritza says:

    You know who is missing in that list? Robert Wagner, when he was young the man was gorgeous and frankly at the present he looks mighty fine too!The man has aged gracefully and still looks great.

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  181. db8ng1 says:

    THANK YOU!!! What a wonderful way to end the week!

    Next time, please don’t forget:

    Matthew Bomer
    Taye Diggs (real name “Scott)
    Ryan Reynolds
    Ryan Kwanten
    Ryan Philippe
    Ryan Gosling

    Hmmm…what’s in a name?

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  182. Anoni Mus says:

    Rickman was already on HGF, but I wouldn’t mind seeing him again ;)

    Great great list this week! So many beautiful men, so hard to choose my favorites..

    Paul Newman, oh my god. The man should be cast in stone. Along with Redford, one of the most beautiful men I’ve ever seen.

    James Purefoy is pure sex. Incredible animal magnetism, yowza! Keanu’s lovely and I had a severe crush on Mark Harmon during his “Summer School” days. Thanks for Olyphant, he has that something going on that I find incredibly hot. Lastly Sam Rockwell, not particularly pretty, but somehow soooo sexy. Love him.

    If you continue the vintage theme, I second the request for Sean Connery in his early days, a man’s man if there ever was one. Also some have said River Phoenix, let me suggest Joaquin from before he got that awful beard.

    Thanks, best thing to start the weekend!!

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  183. Missy Aggravation says:

    James Purefoy. . . *quiver*

    I’m generally against “couple’s costumes” for Halloween, but this year I’ve requested Antony and Cleopatra. . . I wanna get me some James Purefoy!

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  184. Truthzbetta says:

    Newman was hot from egg to grave. I never want to be forced to only lust over the living. There are some zygotes and Great Beyonders who need our love.

    Classic Redford as “Americana porn.” Soda spew, yeah that says it.

    And is Shemar kinda hot? Mmmmm YES!

    I really have to be going now, there are some members of this list that are just too hot for words.

    Although, an All Dimple Edition is still a copyright free idea that could be run with. And the chin dimple DOES count. Boy, does it count.

    Must edit to add:

    of course Newman was a hot zygote, but even though death will never end my lust the ages zero to 18 are off limits … in the internet age I feel the need to make that crystal clear

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  185. Lauri says:

    Hey Kaiser, a request for next week – how about our favorite Gerard Butler?? I haven’t seen him on the list for awhile.. sigh! Just don’t put him, Clive Owen and James Purefoy on the same page or it will melt from the hotness!

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  186. Crash2GO2 says:

    Oh noooooo photos of Gerard kill my lust like ice cubes on my loins.

    I guess I could just cover my eyes as I scroll past those photos…

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  187. KC says:

    OMG Old school American actors!! I love my Humphrey Bogart, Cary Grant, Gregory Peck etc etc. SOOOOO HANDSOME AND SUAVE AND MANLY!!!

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  188. Chicoulina says:

    Alex O’Loughlin is pure hotness!!!!
    I love his voice…

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  189. Diva says:

    @K… sorry, I was abbreviating Kaiser to “K”… it’s a bad habit of mine, reducing a whole name to a letter when typing. But I’m super glad you back the Matthew Gray Gubler Movement!

    Mairead… glad we could familiarize you with the sweet studliness that is MGG!

    Liana… all I can say is that I envy you. MGG and Shemar Moore make Criminal Minds my MUST have TV! I just wish Shemar wouldn’t have ruined my dreams by declaring he loved skinny, white, California Anistons and not chubby, Native American, Washington Divas!

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  190. Eve says:

    @ Bee:

    James Purefoy owns almost every scene he’s in — unbelievable! And even though that fifth episode from the first season is the most appealing for most people (for obvious-full-frontal-nudity reasons), I think he’s the sexiest in that first episode (second season). Sometimes I watch that scene (the one before Caesar’s funeral) over and over again because I can’t get tired of seeing and listening to him while he says:

    “I am not rising from this bed until I’ve f*cked someone!”

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  191. Eleonor says:

    The hottest man on earth fot me will always be Daniel Day Lewis.

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  192. lolo says:

    Oh memories! Again, nice one Kaiser!

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  193. Dirty Martini says:

    OK, I get that Sam Elliott wasn’t your pick.

    But you didnt have to pick his worst picture ever out of spite….did you?

    The man is sooo fine. That pic is soooo not.

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  194. Mairead says:

    That’s all right Diva, just glad to see you back ’round these parts ;)

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  195. Diva says:

    Well, who could stay away with HGFs on the menu?!?!? LOL

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  196. Camille says:

    Oooooh, a few of my absolute favourites here. Yummy :) .

    LOVE: Robert Redford, Paul Newman, Timothy Olyphant, James Purefoy (He is so hot and naughty looking) and CLIVE (LOVE him so much).

    The rest I am either ‘meh’ or ‘Oh he is so fug’ about.

    Special mention: Gary Oldman is such a great actor (Love him) and I did find him hot as the young version of Dracula that he played in Bram Stoker’s Dracula. But that’s the only time he did anything for me looks wise.

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  197. Chris says:

    I thought Gary Oldman was E from Entourage for a minute.

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  198. kelly says:

    Paul Newman. My god, the hot piece to end all hot pieces. Watched Cat on a Hot Tin Roof & Cool Hand Luke the other day, almost had a hotness heart attack.
    He was so consistently smoking for so long, he has to be in the top 5 EVER.

    Dylan Moran- love him, like every skeezy guy I ever accidentally slept with and couldn’t put down because they were so f*cking funny. He makes me nostalgic for being at university surrounded by horny literate guys who didn’t take themselves seriously and did drunk poetry and accidentally smoked the wrong end of cigarettes and got naked in fountains.

    CLIVE.

    Hugh Laurie. Oh yes I would, and he looks like a seasoned pervert too so hey, double your pleasure.

    Not really anyone else. Oh, but Gary Oldman- how could I forget you??? Yes, in a heartbeat, for the heavily implied pervert factor, for being so fabulously uninhibited.

    I have to say though that these lists are confirming my long held suspicion that we’re drifting toward a prettiness overload at the moment. Too many eyelashes, bronzer, dental work, too much waxing.
    I don’t want anyone I have to fight for the mirror with.

    Unless he’s Robert Smith. I still would. CALL ME!

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  199. Em says:

    Many thanks for Zachary Quinto!! IMMD!! :)

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  200. Chickie Baby says:

    Thanks for the James Purefoy. He’s done a lot of work and is dreamy in all of it.

    But where’s Fassbender this week? Sort of disappointed by no Michael!

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  201. Aspen says:

    Henry. Cavill.

    I’m just sayin’

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  202. Courtney says:

    John Krasinski, Adam Brody, Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki and Justin long or FAIL

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    BTW you actually have chris pine up and not chris evans lol

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