Stylish Celebrity Escapism
Contributing Writers
May 15
'08
“Paris tries to look innocent” links

- Paris Hilton thinks this is what passes for classy and demure. Unfortunately under the atrocious frock, you have Paris Hilton [Dlisted]
- Pregnant Angelina in Person; apparently she’s even better live [Lainey Gossip]
- Tony Romo’s Mystery Blonde Revealed [Fafarazzi]
- Apparently no one really cares about talent. Rihanna’s latest single “Take a Bow” is set to make Pop Chart history [Bossip]
- Comedy, Comedy, Procedural, Comedy, Procedural, Procedural, Romantic Dramedy, Procedural, Procedural, Procedural…. you get the picture. It’s CBS’ 2008 Fall Schedule [Pajiba]
- Rumored Britney Spears Sex Tape Features Climactic Cameo By Her Old Friend, The Pink Wig [Defamer]
- Beyonce To Appear On Desperate Housewives [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Gwyneth Paltrow had some fun with eye makeup and a wind machine for the cover of the Summer issue of V Magazine [PopSugar]
- Pete Wentz revealed to an L.A. radio station earlier this week that the first time he and fiancée Ashlee Simpson hung out, she flashed him [Celebslam]
- Paris Hilton Pimps Her Can-Can Fragrance [The Bastardly]
- Marcia Cross enjoys another day at the park with her 14 month-old twins, Eden and Savannah yesterday in LA. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Robert Downey Jr: Even Iron Man Has the Occasional Femme Day [Websters is my Bitch]
- Jessica Alba doesn’t like the paparazzi taking pictures of her and gets so aggressive that she’s throws up the finger. She’s going to make a wonderful mother (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
- Pete Doherty kissed Amy Winehouse on the lips yesterday. If any one of you were thinking about doing the same, let this be a lesson to you [The Blemish]
- Miley Cyrus Got Milk, Sexual Innuendo [Yeeeah!]
- It’s time for America’s favorite game show - “Christina Aguilera or Tranny?” Make your guess! [CityRag]
- Cannes Photos - Day 2 [Crazy Days and Nights]
- Victoria Beckham promotes her new dVb collection at Harrods in London, England [In Case You Didn’t Know]
- Paris Hilton and boyfriend Benji Madden arriving at the The Dorchester Hotel hand in hand. That’s one ugly dress. Ribbons and bows are hard to pull off unless you’re a virgin. Sorry Paris [Hollywood Rag]
- What happened to the class of Beverly Hills, 90210 1.0 [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Much to the dismay of the Church of Scientology, the story of the Scientology cruise ship Freewinds and its lethal cargo of blue asbestos just keeps hanging around and popping up where it’s least welcome [Agent Bedhead]
- Kimora Lee Simmons stopped by the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills yesterday without makeup. Proving conclusively that celebs look the same as the rest of us when they don’t have airbrushing [WWTDD]
- Here are several new pictures of new mom Christina Aguilera arriving at the Rivington Hotel. She might want to do something to minimize the giant blue boob veins. Like not wear dresses that are cut so low they show her nipples. Or not look like a tranny in general. Just a thought [The Skinny]
- A cut out of Eva Longoria was hoisted up by fans to distract Tony Parker as he shot free throws in the last playoff game between New Orleans and San Antonio. Tony Parker’s team ended up losing. Could it be Eva Longoria’s fault? Yes. [Derek Hail]
- Every time we see Colin Farell’s “New Look”, we can’t help but think of Beetlejuice [Best Week Ever]
- California Court Lifts Gay Marriage Ban!!!! [Mollygood]
- I See London, I See France, I See Juliette Lewis Loves Attention [Jezebel]
- Is there a Spice Girls baby boom? [Popbytes]
- An Early Review of M. Night Shyamalan’s The Happening [ShowHype]

Written by JayBird

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5 Responses to ““Paris tries to look innocent” links”

  1. it’s the cockatoo from Barreta, all grown up.

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  2. if you’re going to do a headpiece at least place it correctly on your head - twit.

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  3. Eurgh. Her arms are disgusting to look at‚ proportion and appearance wise.

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  4. Mommy why is that skinny ass blonde girl wearing a swath of bandages that look like they were cut with somebody’s decorating shears? & what the holy frick is that white thing on her head? 8O

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