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May 16
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Lindsay Lohan’s family claims she’s not gay

Those rumors about Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson being lovers just won’t go away. The pair have been friends for several years, and gossip about the two of them has been around for almost as long. Dina and Ali Lohan just gave an interview to Extra, in which they’re asked about Lindsay’s lady-loving proclivities.

White Oprah and her 35-year-old daughter, Ali Lohan, are making the rounds whoring out their new reality show. Extra asked Ali and White Oprah about the rumors that HoHan is bumping vagina lips with Samantha Ronson.

Ali said, “They’re best friends. They’re just friends. It’s pathetic what people say.” Lezzzz be friends. Best friends with benefits! Friends who happen to eat each other’s coochie cats. You get the picture.

White Oprah responded, “It’s so silly. We actually laugh about it now. It really hurts, but you develop a thick skin. You have to ignore it.” A thick skin thanks to layers and layers of fake tanning grease!

Denials! You can’t deny the heat between Ronson and HoHan. That’s from some weird STD, but there’s still heat between them!

[From Dlisted]

That’s obviously not exactly the official transcript, but Michael K does a much better job summing it up than any line-by-line interview ever could. At one point the Extra interviewer asks Dina about her relationship with ex-husband Michael Lohan, and Dina’s publicist is heard trying to cut the interview. Dina is actually remarkably gracious (at least in comparison) and says she doesn’t want to talk about him. Here’s a clip of the interview, thanks to RedLasso.

Written by JayBird

Posted in Ali Lohan, Dina Lohan, Gay Issues, Lindsay Lohan, Photos, Samantha Ronson

9 Responses to “Lindsay Lohan’s family claims she’s not gay”

  1. she will swing anyway the money is.

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  2. that woman is the biggest famewhore i have ever seen.

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  3. In the immortal word of Lewis Black . . .

    deLUUUUsional

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  4. Seriously, who cares if your child is gay? Dina Lohan knows well enough that the press will say what sells stories. Personally, if I were her (shudder), I would be more concerned with the state of my daughter’s health…is she doing drugs, drinking, eating…you know, the important shit real mothers care about.

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  5. cc you took the words out of my mouth. Why should anyone feel “hurt” for a family member being presumed gay? That ‘mother’ has more important issues to deal with, and Ali can eat her “pathetic” statement.

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  6. wheres Ellen in moments like this? lol

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  7. who cares, the drunken crack whore might be more interesting if she were gay.

    please go away, your 15 minutes are up

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  8. II agree with Larissa : this interview would have been tons of fun (and even shorter - which is never a bad thing when enduring the Lohans) if Ellen had been the interviewer…

    Sexual orientation is definitely something you should never speak of when it is not regarding yourself. I believe it is one of those very private matters that if they are commented should only be so by the people concerned.

    So, Mama Lo, what’s up with Lindsay’s water?

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  9. umm… bellatrix, bless your evil heart, (no offense, i am reffering to harry potter) i agree with you. i used to love lindsay. those years of innocence were gone when she started drugs. the only good movie she made was the parent trap. i would be worried about drugs, health, drinking, REHAB! she doesnt even know what rehab lindsay goes to! my mom wont go to bed at night until she knows that my homework for college is done! then she checks my answers! god! this is pathetic.

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