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May 16
'08
Which couple is more annoying: Nick and Mariah or Aniston and Mayer?


We have two new attention-whore celebrity couples that hit the scene around the last two weeks. John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are trying to act like they’re not courting the press, but they’re snuggling poolside at a hotel and hitting up the paparazzi hot spots with shit-eating grins on their faces. Mariah and Nick got married after a whirlwind romance and quickly sold their Bahamian wedding photos and the story of their everlasting kiddie love to People. They’re probably calling the paparazzi, who show up in droves to photograph a beaming Mariah and wary-looking Nick trying to help her wade her way through the camera-weilding crowd.

Yesterday Nick and Mariah went to the annual event for Operation Smile, where Nick was DJing, so at least they’re benefiting charity. Mariah showed up late and made sure to visit Nick and give him a kiss in the DJ booth. Nick is said to have pointed at Mariah in the audience frequently and to have played her hit “Fantasy.”

As for the wedded bliss, Mariah called it “fantastic” and “A stone smash” to the press last night

So who’s more annoying?

Nick and Mariah, who get my vote, are shown outside Operation Smile’s annual party yesterday, thanks to Splash News.

Written by Celebitchy

Posted in Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer, Mariah Carey, Nick Cannon

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22 Responses to “Which couple is more annoying: Nick and Mariah or Aniston and Mayer?”

  1. I would say Nick and Mariah. If Aniston shows up in his next video though, I’ll have to change my vote. besides even though I dislike both Mariah and Jennifer I actually kind of feel pity for Aniston.

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  2. summertime921:

    John Mayer plus anybody will always equal most annoying, because he is SUCH a tool. Although Nick and Mariah come pretty damn close.

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  3. Why do you continuously bash Jennifer Aniston? Oh, forgive me. I forgot the why. You look ridiculous with this daily nasty garbage.

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  4. Huh? She & Mayer are going to paparazzi hot spots & loving on each other for the cameras. Calling her an attention whore is completely appropriate.

    I’d say Mariah & Nick cause she has always bugged the shit out of me

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  5. I agree with the above poster…if you despise Jennifer so much why even waste your space on her…seems to me you’d do everything possible to avoid writing about her at all.Did you do polls like this for Jessica and Tony…Ashlee and Pete…Paris and Benji….thy definitely court the press…concentrate on them more.

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  6. I’m confused as to who it is that hates Jen…

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  7. The site owner-is it Karen ?

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  8. Well its CB’s site, so she can do what she wants. You don’t HAVE to read it.

    Besides, the whole staff is fair about how they treat everyone…

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  9. both couples annoy me for different reasons

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  10. Mariah is only doing what she’s been doing since she called it quits from Mottola. Had she behaved any differently, I would be shocked.

    However, miss fancy pants privacy trying to pull the wool over our collective eyes is annoying the piss out of me.

    Mariah is flossing because she honestly believes herself to be in love. Jennifer and John are courting the paps because they want us to believe they are in love. Big difference.

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  11. Mariah of course, 2 weeks before she got married, she said she never wanted to have kids..now all of a sudden she wants them..sounds like Angelina Jolie! I don’t mind seeing pics of Jennifer having fun with John, its about time she got some lovin..even if it is for a short time, John likes to play the field, I think he will get bored soon and move on.

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  12. Nick and Mariah just because i hate nick
    for some kind of strange reason i actually love john/jen

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  13. I voted for a draw, they’re both pretty annoying couples. Three of the four of them are pretty overexposed, the fourth is overexposed by association.

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  14. nobody is more annoying than mariah. nobody.

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  15. I think Nick & Mariah are the most annoying. First of all, I think their wedding was FAKE and only an attempted publicity stunt!!

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  16. John Mayer annoys me no matter who he is with. I don’t know why, because most celeb couples nauseate me, but I am glad that Mariah is all giddy and happy with Nick Cannon. Sure, it won’t last beyond a year or two, but I thought it was kinda cute that he was shopping at Hello Kitty for her. My ex boyfriend always told me that I was retarded for buying Hello Kitty things and on more than one occasion broke some of my HK items. It would be nice to have someone that cared enough about you to indulge your eccenticities. :-)

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  17. No-fukin-one can OUT WHORE Skankylina and Brad Shittstain so just STFU already!!!

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  18. Wow. And people call Brad & Angie fans crazy 8O 8O 8O 8O

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  19. So true at Thank you::

    Not a jen fan either you cunt! You don’t need to favor one or the other to know who is the WHORE COUPLE of ALL TIME!!!

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  20. Oh, no, Not crazy at all. 8O 8O 8O 8O

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  21. Mariah has always been an attention whore. Poor lil Nick looks scared in these pics. I bet he’s thinking “WTF have I gone and done!?” - but at least there’s no pre-nup, so he can cut and run if he has to. As far as Aniston and Mayer. I hope to holy hell they’re grudge banging the shit out of each other! She needs and deserves some good lovin’, and I seriously doubt someone as attractive and successful (and RICH) as Aniston is, could possibly give 2 shits what bloggers think of her. She has always seemed to me to be a strong woman who takes no shit from men. I think Mayer will end up the loser in this one! Let’s take bets? And please all Jen haters … leave her the hell alone!

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  22. Mayer and Aniston for more annoying. Nick and Mariah are still just left of the cute/pls die now line at the moment.

    Frankly, I’ve just heard enough about Aniston and Mayer separately, let alone together.

    Mariah’s still crazy enough to be interesting - but only just.

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