Hot Guy Friday: Slap it up, flip it, rub it down, oh no!


My headliner hot guy this week is one we’ve been steadily getting to know over the past few weeks. He is my once and future husband, British model David Gandy. Those eyes, those lips, those arms, those legs, those hands, that chest… JESUS. This man could make me lose my religion. I have been having impure thoughts about him for weeks now. His beauty is perfect, and yet there is a rawness to him. I could go on and on… but really, why would I? I could honestly do an all-Gandy HGF, honestly. My vagina and I had a talk, and we agreed that we need more Gandy in our life. Here he is out and about this week in London.


I mean… that’s how he looks when he’s out on the street, just walking around. If he walked by you, would you faint? Would you throw your panties at him? Would you just throw yourself at him physically, begging him to touch you? Cough. Yeah. I know what I would do too. Here are some of his modeling pics. Oh dear GOD.





A little Viggo Mortensen. Because he’s a classic. Because he does nude scenes. Because he does nude fight scenes. And because he’s beautiful. Forever and always.





Since we’re doing the classics first, how about some vintage James Bond? I love old Connery films, especially the Bond ones where we seemed to think every bird needed a good spanking. Plus, he’s hairy, and every character he ever played had a Scottish accent, even when he was playing an Irish cop in Chicago. Take note, Gerard Butler. Love it.




Another classic? Johnny Depp. As I’ve mentioned before, I don’t really get hot for Depp. My love for him is asexual. I just want to admire his beauty. The one of Johnny on the stove (Burning loins? Hot ass?) is a famous Herb Ritts photo.



Someone requested the French actor Tahar Rahim. Thank you for that. This guy is beautiful and intense.

EXCLUSIVE. Tahar Rahim posing prior to receive the 'Patrick Deware' award 2010 at the Hotel Hyatt Regency in Paris, France on March 29, 2010. Photo by Nicolas Gouhier/ABACAPRESS.COM Photo via Newscom

EXCLUSIVE. Tahar Rahim posing prior to receive the 'Patrick Deware' award 2010 at the Hotel Hyatt Regency in Paris, France on March 29, 2010. Photo by Nicolas Gouhier/ABACAPRESS.COM Photo via Newscom

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Part of my soul died when there were multiple requests for Zachary Levi. Are you bitches for real? You’re going to sack up and call me out for not including Zachary Levi?!? Go back up and look at David Gandy. Now look at Levi. Are you f-cking joking?!?

XBOX 360 Celebrates The Launch of Halo: Reach held at Rob Dyrdek Fantasy Factory in Los Angeles, California on September 8th, 2010. Zachary Levi                                             Fame Pictures, Inc

8 August 2010, Universal City ,California - Zachary Levi.   DO SOMETHING 101 BACK PACK PARTY  held at The Globe Theatre at Universal. Credit: T.Conrad/AdMedia

Shemar Moore = Total cheeseball. Does he have a good body? Of course. But he can have a good body, and still be a cheeseball.


What was up with all of the Mike Rowe requests? Yes, he’s sexy and his voice is awesome, but really?

NEW YORK - APRIL 06: TV Personality Mike Rowe attends the Paley Center for Media's annual gala at Cipriani 42nd Street on April 6, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Jason Kempin/Getty Images)


A lot of you requests Takeshi Kaneshiro, and I didn’t know who he was. Now that I’ve looked him up, I have a question: is he the Asian Robert Pattinson? Because he seems very much like that. It’s all about big hair and intense looks and… yes, I’m buying. I like Sparkles, and now I like Asian Sparkles.



This request – hand to God – comes from CB’s mom! That will be our new tag line: “Hot Guy Friday… bringing mothers and daughters together to fantasize about hot dudes licking their toes and spanking them for one month and running.” CB’s mom sent us a monster list of suggestions of all of her favorite television dudes. I won’t be able to tackle all of them in one post, so I’m just going to get to some of her list. CB’s mom loves Charlie Day! I’m more of a Rob McElhenney fan (he has puppy dog eyes and he was on Lost!), so I’ll do them both!

14 September 2010 - Hollywood, California - Charlie Day. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season Five and The League Season One Premiere Screening Celebrating the Sept. 14th DVD/Blu-Ray Release held at The Cinerama Dome. Photo Credit: Byron Purvis/AdMedia

SAN DIEGO - JULY 26:  (L-R) Actors Charlie Day, Glenn Howerton and Rob McElhenney attend the Comic Con 2008 at the San Diego Convention Center July 26, 2008 in San Diego, California.  (Photo by Michael Buckner/Getty Images for Fox)

12 November 2009 - Los Angeles, California - Rob McElhenney . It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia : A Very Sunny Christmas DVD Release Party held at Guys and Dolls Lounge . T.Conrad/AdMedia.

A lot of you girls have requested the late Heath Ledger. I think it’s too much, too soon to include him, but I will give you Heath this one time. I just think looking at how beautiful he was… it’s just sad. Such a sad loss. HGF should be about happiness and hotness. But still… Heath was so pretty.



Someone requested Carlos Ponce. Why and who. Eh.


Dennis Oh, by request. I will literally put up photos of any hot guy with a cowboy hat.


Honestly, I prefer the older David Bowie as far as hotness goes. But I had a friend who was absolutely obsessed with all things Bowie, so I’m not going to judge you bitches. Some vintage, some older Bowie. Allocated for the Bowie freaks.


1973:  British rock singer and actor David Bowie performing as 'Ziggy Stardust'.  (Photo by Hulton Archive/Getty Images)

21st October 1973:  David Bowie performing in his 'Angel of Death' costume at a live recording for a Midnight Special TV show made at The Marquee Club in London to a specially invited audience of Bowie fanclub members.  (Photo by Jack Kay/Express/Getty Images)

NEW YORK - MAY 05: Musician David Bowie arrives to the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala, Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy, held at the Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 5, 2008 in New York City.  (Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images)

NEW YORK - APRIL 24:  Musician David Bowie arrives for the Vanity Fair 2007 Tribeca Film Festival party at The State Supreme Courthouse April 24, 2007 in New York City.  (Photo by Evan Agostini/Getty Images For Tribeca Film Festival)

Colin Firth! I hope he wins Best Actor this year. Fingers crossed.

TORONTO, ON - SEPTEMBER 11: Actor Colin Firth speaks at 'The King's Speech' press conference during the 2010 Toronto International Film Festival at the Hyatt Regency on September 11, 2010 in Toronto, Canada. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images)

11 September 2010 - Toronto, Ontario, Canada - Colin Firth. The King's Speech Press Conference during the 2010 Toronto International Film Festival held at the Hyatt Regency. Photo Credit: Brent Perniac/AdMedia

Adam Beach, by request. Don’t get me wrong, I think he’s a cutie, and I wish he would come back to Law & Order: SVU. But he’s not HGF cute.

31 December 2008 - Las Vegas, Nevada - Adam Beach. Fergie and Carmen Electra host New Year's Eve Celebrations at Lavo and TAO Nightclubs inside the Palazzo and Venetian Resort Hotel and Casino. Photo Credit: MJT/AdMedia Photo via Newscom Photo via Newscom

Jason Momao is hittin’ it with Lisa Bonet. She’s a lucky bitch. Jesus. He’s gorgeous. He’s like something out of my college fantasies.

LOS ANGELES - JULY 16:  Actor Jason Momoa arrives at the 2004 Fox Network TCA Summer Party at Fox Studios on July 16, 2004 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

38069, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Thursday February 25 2010. Burly model Jason Momoa, who has just been cast in Conan the Barbarian, leaves Chateau Marmont. Jason's wife Lisa Bonet was still inside the hotel. The pair had met up with Lisa's daughter Zoe and her father (Lisa's ex- husband) musician Lenny Kravitz. Photograph: Josephine Santos,

38069, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Thursday February 25 2010. Burly model Jason Momoa, who has just been cast in Conan the Barbarian, leaves Chateau Marmont. Jason's wife Lisa Bonet was still inside the hotel. The pair had met up with Lisa's daughter Zoe and her father (Lisa's ex- husband) musician Lenny Kravitz. Photograph: Josephine Santos,

Another beefcake hottie, Joe Manganiello. Two questions: I can see his dimples through his beard, so why do a beard? You have gorgeous, deep dimples. Let me see them! Second questions: why the low-cut blouse again? Oh, right. because he’s a beefcake.

MTV Video Music Awards - Arrivals held at The Nokia Theatre L.A. in Los Angeles, California on September 12th, 2010. Joe Manganiello                                            Fame Pictures, Inc



Another beefcake meathead, but one that I love. Bobby Cannavale! He’s actually a decent actor, but he specializes in meatheads, and he plays them perfectly.

Oct 03, 2009 - New York, New York, USA - Actor BOBBY CANNAVALE attends the New York Film Festival premiere of 'Precious' held at Alce Tully Hall at Lincoln Center. © Red Carpet Pictures

BOBBY CANNAVALE arriving at the opening night performance of Tracy Letts' ''Superior Donuts'' at the Music Box Theatre in New York City on 10-01-2009. Photo by Henry McGee-Globe Photos, Inc. ©2009..K63362HMc. © Red Carpet Pictures

Vintage and current Richard Gere. Mmm… gerbils. I actually prefer him with silver hair!

Studio portrait of American actor Richard Gere wearing an open shirt, late 1970s. (Photo by American Stock/Getty Images)

SANTA MONICA, CA - JANUARY 08:  Actor Richard Gere poses with his Joel Siegel Award in the press room during VH1's 14th Annual Critics' Choice Awards held at the Santa Monica Civic Auditorium on January 8, 2009 in Santa Monica, California.  (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images for VH1)

There are a million new photos of my lover Vincent Cassell now, because he just did two film festivals. So excuse my drool, but I’m going to go over him lovingly.

French actor Vincent Cassel attends the Toronto International Film Festival press conference for 'Black Swan' at the Hyatt Regency Hotel in Toronto, Canada on September 14, 2010. UPI/Christine Chew Photo via Newscom

TORONTO, ON - SEPTEMBER 14: Actor Vincent Cassel speaks at 'Black Swan' press conference during the 2010 Toronto International Film Festival at the Hyatt Regency on September 14, 2010 in Toronto, Canada. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

Sept. 14, 2010 - Hollywood, California, U.S. - Actor Vincent Cassel attends the press conference of ''Black Swan'' during the 2010 Toronto International Film Festival at Hotel Hyatt Regency in Toronto, Canada, on september 14th, 2010. K65774AM. © Red Carpet Pictures

French actor Vincent Cassel spotted during the 67th Venice International Film Festival (Mostra) in Venice, Italy on September 2, 2010. Photo by Nicolas Genin/ABACAPRESS.COM Photo via Newscom

I just saw the ads for the new Law & Order: Los Angeles, and the triumphant return of Skeet Ulrich has happened! He’s playing a cop on the new show. YAY! He’s very cute when he’s clean.

NBC Universal Press Tour held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, California on July 30th, 2010. Skeet Ulrich                                          Fame Pictures, Inc

LOS ANGELES - JUL 30: Skeet Ulrich arrive(s) at the 2010 NBC Summer Press Tour Party at Beverly Hilton Hotel on July 30, 2010 in Beverly Hills, CA ... Photo via Newscom

Ralph Fiennes’ beautiful eyes are speaking to me. They’re saying, “Let me tie you up. You know you’ll enjoy it.” I would too.



Someone requested vintage Mickey Rourke. I have a difficult time cosigning, because I had my first (solo) sexual experiences to a young Rourke. I mean, 9 1/2 Weeks and Wild Orchid are soft-porn classics. And he really was so f-cking gorgeous. Pity he mangled his beauty. Oh, and just ignore Kim Basinger in there. Or maybe you like that. No judgment!



The Rock! A lot of you are fans. I like big guys too, and he seems like a nice one.


James McAvoy hotness. Honestly, I forget if I did him last week. Did I? Oh well. I’m doing him again (and again and again).

TORONTO, ON - SEPTEMBER 11: Actor James McAvoy arrives at the 'The Conspirator' Premiere held at Roy Thomson Hall during the 35th Toronto International Film Festival on September 11, 2010 in Toronto, Canada. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images)

TORONTO, ON - SEPTEMBER 11: Actor James McAvoy from 'Sensation' poses for a portrait during the 2010 Toronto International Film Festival in Guess Portrait Studio at Hyatt Regency Hotel on September 11, 2010 in Toronto, Canada. (Photo by Matt Carr/Getty Images)

11 September 2010 - Toronto, Ontario, Canada - James McAvoy. The Conspirator Press Conference during the 2010 Toronto International Film Festival held at the Hyatt Regency. Photo Credit: Brent Perniac/AdMedia

A little Hugh Jackman, for the purists!



Jon Hamm went out last night with a five o’clock shadow. More than five o’clock, actually. I like him clean-shaven, but the scruff isn’t bad. What am I saying? I’d still ride him like cowgirl.

HOLLYWOOD - SEPTEMBER 23: Actor Jon Hamm arrives at The Livestrong Foundation's 'Art Mere Art Pere Night' at Smashbox Studios on September 23, 2010 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Michael Buckner/Getty Images)

23 September 2010, Hollywood,California - Jon Hamm. Art M re Art P re for Livestrong Event- Arrivals held at The Smashbox Studios.Photo: TConrad/AdMedia

23 September 2010, Hollywood,California - Jon Hamm. Art M re Art P re for Livestrong Event- Arrivals held at The Smashbox Studios.Photo: TConrad/AdMedia

And finally, my lover Clive. This man could give me an orgasm just by looking at me.




You are welcome.

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  1. Chickie Baby says:

    Oh, no, no…THANK YOU, Kaiser!

    Such an altogether yummy selection today….

    My mom had a thing for Connery back in the day which I never understood until Gerry Butler came along. Totally clued in after that. (And the torch is passed!)

    And a lovely hit of Clive is always appreciated…thanks again!

  2. Kitten says:

    DAVID mothereffin’ GANDY. GOOD. GAWD.
    Are his eyes really that blue?
    Some love for the Always Sunny boys! Nice.
    Am I the only one that wants to slap Clive because he’s so hot?

    Not the best HGF ever but I’ll give it an honorable mention for trying to please some that have “untraditional” *cough* BAD *cough* taste in men.

  3. hstl1 says:

    The Rock and Viggo, good day for me!

    As for Shemar Moore, he may be cheesy but if you ever watched The Young & the Restless, you love Malcom as much as I do!!!

    Now back to the Rock….drool…

  4. mln says:

    OOOOh thank you, I love Fridays, I think you I just discovered some new hotties David Gandy has beautiful eyes…On the inclusion of Heath you could do a tragic HGF and include all of the beautiful talented guys who died too soon. Heath, River, Jeff Buckley, James Dean, Jim Morrison, Jimmy Hendrix, Brandon Lee… Oh god I am going to start tearing up.

  5. Samigirl says:

    Oh my. This was a good one. Lisa Bonet’s guy is just hotness rolled up in sexiness rolled up in everything my lustful fantasies are made of. YUM.
    Also, if you think Mike Rowe is a little goofy, you should see his brother Rick…he is on our local news and HE is the definition of cheeseball.

  6. Johnny Depp's Girl says: You put my lover Johnny in!!! Thank you so much.. I enjoyed so many of the guys here.. David Gandy, Clive of course, Mike Rowe, Jason Mamoe, Ralph Fiennes, so many!! And always, forever, my Heath. I love you Heath….

    And then there was David Bowie???? ewwwww

  7. mhjmc says:

    Thank you for the wet panties!!

  8. Eileen says:

    First off: DG is so perfect…I just can’t even find the words! My husband had a shit fit when I showed him that video from last week-which is totally hypocritical because he gets all kinds of nasty emails from his friends. But even he can recognize the insane hotness/beauty that is DG (I can not even speak his name).
    Second: I adore Ralph Fiennes-what a dirty boy!
    Third: Thank you thank you for some James McAvoy! Lurve him.

    My only request for next week is Liam Neeson?? Pleaseplease!

  9. Obvious says:

    I must request Drew Fuller. underrated, but those eyes…..

    and THAT’S what Roorke used to look like? damn!!!

    Thanks you Kaiser for once again giving meaning to my Fridays.

  10. omondieu says:

    Ahhh, I love that you’ve included the boys from Sunny! All three are so cute. You’ve also reminded me that I need to watch last night’s episode, so thanks.

    I’m going to keep requesting Aidan Turner until I see him up here!

    How about Cillian Murphy? Also, Harry Shum Jr. from Glee? He and his abs are really the only reason I watch the show. I recommend checking out his recent photo shoot with Tyler Shields. Nummy nums!

  11. gillie says:

    YAY!! Bobby Carnivale AND the Rock! BEST HGF yet!

  12. Marie says:

    Oh holy hell, those eyes of Gandy’s give me goosebumps all over..Then I got to those young pictures of David Bowie and goosebumps gone, I threw up a little bit.

  13. mln says:

    BTW did anyone else see A Walk on the Moon with Diane Lane where Viggo plays the blouse man & and they make sweet love under the waterfall!!!!! Its really good!

  14. gillie says:

    Oh, also: My friend works for the Boston arm of the FBI. She met The Hamm at the premiere of The Town at Fenway (she was on of the many agents who helped out with character study) and reported back: “The NICEST person you could ever meet; also, flawless in person, appearancewise. Not a lot of photoshop!” just thought id share.

  15. Tiffany says:

    I don’t know Kaiser. Nothing can top last weeks HGF. This week, eh. The one last week worked because there was just a awesome mix of vintage(some are around and some are not) and current. You should keep with that theme because it seemed to work.

  16. Nanea says:

    Ooooh, the CO close-up at the end!

    And to include the other Colin’s pics from Toronto, just when I had wondered aloud in that “King’s Speech” post if he’s been on HGF recently.

    Thanks for (most) of these!

  17. Mandy says:

    @Kitten – Clive should definitely be smacked. He can smack me, too. Thank you Sir, may I have another?

    Word of advice: don’t mix HGF and chocolate cake. It’s just too, too much.

  18. California Surfer says:

    Grandma’s sayin “Help Help David Bowie stole my teeth” and Jason Momao totally looks alot like Kendra Wilkinson!

  19. Melissa says:

    Thank you so much for introducing me to David Gandy!!! I have never seen him before..and I have never seen such PERFECTION!!!! WOW!!!

  20. K says:

    Un. So much hotness, I don’t even know which to oogle before wanting more! Mmmm, mmmm, good.

    I’d like to request my future ex-husband, Aaron Rodgers. Stubbled, please.

    And I would so use Ryan Fitzpatrick for his body. Oh football boys…. yum yum.

  21. jen says:

    Mmmm vintage Connery & Depp!

    The Asian Sparkles is nice too.

    Don’t get the Vincent Cassell thing-he gives me the creeps.

  22. AMS511 says:

    jason mamoe is my new reason for living

  23. SRM says:

    How about Andy Whitfield in Spartacus (Starz.) OMG, in character as Spartacus he leaves me breathless and speechless. I can’t even put into words how hot he is. Unfortunately, he is battling a recurrence of cancer :(

  24. BethL says:

    I love men with dark hair and blue eyes. They so hot. Dillon McDermott is one of those. He should be on next week.

  25. Aqua says:

    never heard or seen DG before but OMG! is that man ever hot.

  26. JM says:

    Thank you Kaiser for another mouth watering HGF. Sean Connery, Vigo & Johnny Depp! I’m having dirty thoughts.

    This one’s a little off kilter but how about Jon Stewart? I know he’s not hot in the traditional sense but his wry wit seduces me every night.

  27. docalion says:

    Can I request for Josh Holloway please and more ZACHARY LEVI!! WOOT! WOOT!!

  28. Eileen says:

    LOL KItten-that’s the first time I’ve heard of the need to slap a man for his hottness….but I like it!

  29. SallyJay says:

    THANK YOU KAISER! Amazing!!!!! need a cold shower……

  30. Bodhi says:

    Thank you for The Rock!!

    Oh!! And MY mom has a request… Mikhail Baryshnikov!!

  31. Dorothy#1 says:

    David Bowie?? Really?? ICK! Wow that gandy guy is super hot!

    Vintage Tim Curry PLEASE!!!

    Great job again Kaiser!

  32. Anoni Mus says:

    @ Mandy: Good advice.. I’m overdosing on a mixture of chocolate and HGF :S

    Dear Lord in heaven, David Gandy is a true heir to Paul Newman in the perfection department. But you’re right, he has a certain edge to his looks, which puts him above just generic beauty. Delicious!

    My mom also had a humongous crush on Sean Connery for the longest time. He was/is so manly. Sigh.

    Anyway, thanks for Hamm, Clive and Mangianiello, who looks like he’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but who’s hot as hell.

    Depp never did it for me in any way, shape or form and Bowie is just plain disgusting. But that’s just my opinion and I absolutely love how you cater to all our tastes.

  33. quizzie says:

    Loving HGF again this week, nice work Kaiser! Might I suggest Daniel Bruhl for next week? He rocks my world

  34. Cheyenne says:

    Back away from David Gandy, Kaiser, or I’ma hafta snatch you baldheaded. He’s MINE!!!

    Viggo Mortensen — ay bendito, qué ojos los suyos, son para ponerle loca a una. (You won’t understand that, but he will. ;) )

    James McAvoy? No, no, and no. He looks like a leprechaun dangling from a charm bracelet.

  35. Statler says:

    Thanks for the old Bowie pics. Love him! (The new ones were pretty scary though :( )

    Jason Momao: Not digging those eyebrows. At all.

    Had no idea who Zachary Levi was, but he’s not bad. Yes, I’d pick him over David Gandy- definitely in the minority here, but I don’t like beefcake and exaggerated facial features. For some reason (experience) I equate these with stupidity, my biggest turnoff.

    Never was into Depp back in the day (too feminine- think he’s way hot now though) but I do love some 90′s nostalgia. Great pics.

    The Hamm and Clive: Ridiculously hot, as always!

    Thanks for including Gary Oldman the other week. Now I have a new request: how about featuring more musicians? I adore Tim Armstrong when he doesn’t have coke bloat going on, but I know he wouldn’t be to everyone’s taste. You’d probably appreciate Mike Ness though.

  36. Taurus says:

    Still no MJ:( Can you please give us some vintage MJ!!! He deserves it. I think people forget how hot he was in the eighties and early nineties. I’ll even send in some pics. Please I’m begging you pleaaaasssseee!!!!

  37. Stephie says:

    Oh my, lots of gorgeous eyes (and bods) this week. Love it! Nice to see Mike Rowe included. Another “mans man” for sure.

  38. lena says:

    MMMMMMM MMMMM GOOD @ Takeshi Kaneshiro
    He’s delish

    @ SRM, I couldn’t agree with you more about Andy Whitfield…I keep telling Kaiser to look him up! He’s beautiful and I really hope he pulls through with his cancer battle.

  39. artbitch says:

    Damian Lewis, Damian Lewis! Hot Ginge!! Plus more Cillian Murphy wouldn’t go amiss.

    I don’t really fancy any of these blokes…

  40. Lea says:

    My friends and I would like to see a little Nelly

  41. Bella Bella says:

    Thanks Kaiser! I always look forward to HGF.

  42. original kate says:

    why why why do you never include vintage peter gabriel, after several requests? i haz a sad.

  43. Oi says:

    I think this one is my favorite so far! Thanks so much Kaiser!

    Thanks a ton for Skeet! I will have to watch L&O now!

    And posted before I have to go back to work…totally made my day!

  44. THANK YOU! says:



    Thank you.

    I have no more requests. That’s it. I’m done. David Bowie… is so… so… damned perfect. He’s so brilliant and creative and charming. He doesn’t seem to have photographed recently very well, though. I saw him live once, and I swear I wish I had died right then: Death by Bowie. Seems like the best of all ways to go.

  45. Ricci says:

    Wow! this page took forever to load haha!!
    David Bowie looks better older.. Mega hot men here..
    No Adrian Grenier? Pls have AG next Fri please!!!

  46. supersleuth says:

    Thanks for the Shemar, Kaiser!!! I love cheeseball!

    I’m all set now with Shemar for my chocolate cookie crust and David Gandy for my sweet vanilla filling. What a perfect Oreo cookie!

    And I’ll top it off with a tall glass of some white chocolate Clive! mmmmmmmm…….GOOD!!!
    PS: I love the close up of Clive and those gorgeous hazel eyes!!!! Sigh.

    My husband will be thanking you when I get home tonight. :)

  47. PixieGrl says:

    Sweet Mother of God!!!! I really should not look HGF until I get home from work….sitting here drooling, sighing and moaning is certainly NOT professional! ;)

  48. Kk says:

    What NO Olyphant??? He should a position of permanence on every Hot Guy Friday list! Thanks for the Gere though :)

  49. anon33 says:

    Thank you so much for Mike Rowe!!!! yum yum yum yum

    and the Hamm with shadow…OMG. Good thing I’m leaving work early today…

  50. Obvious says:

    the only thing that could make my Friday better the HGF, has happened. LiLo got sent to jail with no bail pending her hearing late next month!

  51. Marianne says:

    Defintely approving of Johnny Depp, Heath Ledger, James McAvoy and Hugh Jackman

  52. Solveig says:

    What’s up with:
    - Jason Momao’s eyes, they look at different directions at the same time. Is it because of a bad picture or is he cross-eyed?
    - Viggo Mortensen’s chest rug, he didn’t seem that furry to me before.

  53. Eleonor says:

    I like and I don’t.
    PLEASE Alain Delon vintage.
    I’m always in love with Johnny Depp.

  54. supersleuth says:

    Hey Kaiser! I just thought of another request: Carter Oosterhouse.

  55. sarahk says:

    Have we ever done Matt Bomer? If so, yes. AND from the same show, Tim DeKay has that rumpled, older guy thing working for him. It’s the eyes. And the mouth.

  56. Cheyenne says:

    Thanks for including Takeshi Kaneshiro. That is some yummy sashimi!

  57. Bea says:

    I loved today’s picks. But I loved, loved, LOVED Kaiser’s commentary. Am still giggling about Asian Sparkles.

  58. L says:

    AH so much CLIVE and James Mcavoy. It’s like my british dream come true. :D

    And I love Mike Rowe on TV, but still pictures? Eh. Still, he’s got a lot of that manly sexiness. I’ll take him if no one else will. :D

  59. tekla says:

    DAMN, everytime there’s a HGF I feel like I have to decide which one I like the best and it’s just impossible! I love Celebitchy for these photos, feel like having a chat with my snatch right now :]

  60. lala from nYc says:

    David Gandy = YES!!

    David Bowie = NO! Well, young David Bowie I feel I snap like a twig. I do not like guys thinner than me. Older DB is a cutie.

    Thanks for Asian Sparkles, Takeshi! Here’s another photo of him worthy of HGF

  61. Trace says:

    James McAvoy has the best eyes!! Here’s a request – don’t shoot me: how about Hanson?

  62. Tammy says:

    James McAvoy is the sex……

    @Cheyenne didn’t your mother teach you that if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all.

    You are obviously uninformed about James McAvoy, his sex appeal is not in being a large man. I suggest you watch his love scenes in Atonement and The Last King of Scotland, and check out his interviews on YouTube.

    He is humble, adorable, smart, funny, charming, and his blue eyes and Scottish accent are to die for.

  63. Jeri says:

    Thank you for all of them – especially Johnny Depp.

    That last one of Clive, swoon…

    How about some classic & current Dennis Quaid (Not Randy).

  64. lala from nYc says:

    Dennis Oh! Thank you!

    Is it wrong to want to turn HGF into my daily screensaver?

  65. Eve says:

    Tahar, Tahar, Tahar!!!!!!! *dies*

    I LOVE HIM! Thank you very much for him and Takeshi Kaneshiro, Kaiser.

    Now the other hotties…I’m grateful for seeing David Bowie here, just wish the pictures were better. The thing that saddens me about him now is not the age or anything related to that, but the fact he’s put on really creepy veneers. I used to love his snaggle teeth, they’re part of his unique charm.

    Johnny Depp and Viggo Mortensen are on my “forever” list.

    James McAvoy is a cutie — I was kinda attracted to him as Mr. Tumnus (don’t judge me).

    Dennis Oh, hello there!…He looks like Daniel Henney! Very handsome indeed.

    And finally Colin Firth: I’m rooting for him as well. It amazes me that people like Russell Crowe has already won an Academy Award but he hasn’t yet.

  66. A.K.A. says:

    Very nice. Very yummy. BRAVO !

    I have one for next Friday since there are some frenchie lovers out there : Jean Dujardin !

    And I still think you should try out Seth Gabel on HGF. Killer smile.

  67. kristen says:

    I wanna co-sgn BethL for Dillion McDermott. He is the hotness for real!!

    Can we also please see some Tom Hardy, Justin Chambers (Grey’s Anatomy), Cillian Murphy and John Cena (please please please, I LOVE him!!)

  68. L says:

    A little Gabriel Garko would be nice next time :) (but only when he stays away from the highlights).

  69. Susan says:

    Two requests:

    Guy Berryman (bassist from Coldplay). Check him out –

    Caio Cesar (some model from Brazil, who is most likely gay but I will still take him as a lover)

  70. WHY? says:

    I think you need to ignore some of the request you received. whoa not all of them are hot! cmon now…david bowie???

  71. Buckley says:

    Have we ever had JFK Jr on here…cuz he belongs!

  72. Megan says:

    That British model guy in the first pictures gives me the creeps… he’s too perfect and looks like a Ken doll.

    Vintage Viggo is just so hot, I could seriously jump on him in that first picture… his chest… wow!

    David Bowie is nasty looking :/

    Joe Manganiello is absolutely gorgeous… wow… must go and Google some more pics of him!

    And of course… last but not least… MY lover, Clive. God he’s sexy.

    Can we please have: More Roger Federer, and some Scott Bakula because he is soooo HOT. Also Kevin Costner.

  73. Eve says:

    Oh, I forgot to comment on vintage Mickey Rourke…one of my first sex symbols as well. It’s just sad having to look at him nowadays because the man used to be absolutely flawless.

  74. Daysma says:

    Here’s my Requests for Next Week:
    Byung-hun Lee
    Edgar Ramirez
    Rufus Sewell
    Taylor Kitsch
    Dillon McDermott
    Joseph Gordon Levitt

  75. Psyren says:

    Takeshi Kaneshiro is just so edible!

  76. Bettie says:

    Can we please get some Mexican hotness next week with Gael Garcia Bernal and Diego Luna??

  77. Meaux says:

    Still no Rufus Sewell???? I’ll have to watch “Dangerous Beauty” for the millionth time.

  78. Sophie says:

    Great. Now I’m going to spend the rest of the day dreaming about getting tied up by Ralph Fiennes. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET ANYTHING DONE??? ugh.

    this week’s post…..too. much. hotness.

    (P.S. yay for all the Sunny boys! they’re all so f-cking cute!)

  79. lala from nYc says:

    Dangerous Beauty is such a guilty pleasure! One of the few times where Rufus doesn’t play a baddie.

  80. Cheyenne says:

    @Tammy: Different strokes, honey. Don’t knock my dislikes and I won’t knock yours. I don’t see anything remotely hot about James McAvoy. He’s average-cute, but that’s about it.

  81. WYIJM says:

    Thank you.

    Tahar Rahim was in ‘A Prophet’, great little movie if you don’t mind subtitles. And a current picture of Sean would have been nice, I still totally would.

  82. Eve says:

    I’ll second the request for Rufus Sewell.

    By the way, I’m kind of annoyed by the people who are trashing David Bowie for no good reason — I get that you’re not attracted to him and yes, I know he’s not everybody’s cup of tea but really, if I decided to comment on every single one of the dudes people here are usually attracted to, but I find ridiculous looking, I’d end up sounding like a sour bitch.

    It feels like if you guys don’t like one of the men featured here, he shouldn’t be here at all? Is that what I’m getting? I hope not. This should be a democratic place for guys you like but others don’t, and vice-versa. Kaiser loves Gerard Butler, for instance. But I have less than flattering words to describe him so instead of just calling him names I ask for someone I like. It’s personal taste, people. Let’s leave it as that.

  83. Cheyenne says:

    @Psyren: Kaneshiro is not only edible, he’s also a very good actor.

  84. Jesss says:

    Can I request Aleksey Chadov – bit obscure but anyone who’s into Russian cinema is probably already in love with him.

    not to be confused with his cute, but not as broody twin Andrey

  85. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    Roger Fuentes please…..

    My heart is still with you Johnny, forever my love! :)

  86. Kitten says:

    @ Eileen-Ha! Clive brings out my inner rage with his sexiness :)
    @ Mandy- HGF + Chocolate Cake = DELICIOUS. Be careful-might be a sensory overload!

  87. esblondie says:

    Can I request Denis Leary? Please? I mean, if some of these other yahoos can make Hot Guy Friday then Denis CERTAINLY can. Sorry if he’s made it before and I’ve missed him; I’m new to this.

    Also – thanks so much for John Cusack last week (or was it the week before?) He is my #1 always and forever, and has been since I saw Better Off Dead back in ’86.

  88. Tammy says:

    @Cheyenne I don’t think I said I disliked anyone on this list. Unlike you, I know when to keep my comments to myself.

  89. Jojo says:

    Hey Kaiser! That was wonderful! Please put Reinaldo Gianecchini in next list.

  90. Trillion says:

    Love Viggo. The hottest thing about him? He was married to Xene. So you KNOW he’s not afraid of strong, strange women. And that is so hot.

  91. marge says:

    VERY NICE!!!!!!!

    Kaiser, I applaud you

  92. MSMLNP says:

    David Bowie??? Um, OK, but that middle pic of him is kind of like a skinny sumo wrestler.

    and Dave Matthews please. Just his voice makes me melt.

  93. esblondie says:

    And here’s a couple more obscures that I’ve always loved (and I think I’ve mentioned before):

    Karl Urban – was in two of the Lord of the Rings movies and an assassin in the 2nd Bourne flick. The hotness does not stop.

    Also in LOTR – David Wenham. English bloke. Played Faramir (Sean Bean’s character’s brother). Yes, please.

    and then there’s

    Nick Moran – played the main character in Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. I guess he’s in the upcoming 2-part Harry Potter movies. His IMDB says a bunch of movies I’ve never heard of. But man, he is hot.

  94. Really says:

    Ahh, thank you for always ending in Clive! He is the best!

  95. gooniegirl says:

    As the primary begger of Zachary Levi, over the last 4 weeks, I say THANK YOU (even though you did just call me a bitch, lol)! And don’t call us out for loving Levi over Gandy when you have creepy ass Bowie on the same list, lol!

    Anyway, thanks again!!!

  96. Boromir's bytch says:

    I’ve been Viggo’ed. And it feels so good.

    How about some love for Karl Urban next week?

  97. xxodettexx says:

    yay!!!!!!! co-sign a good 95% of these!! viggo though, oh YUM, acting and hotness wise

    thank you!!!

  98. hairball says:

    LOVE Ralph Fiennes! Ok, I know you think it would ruin your credibility to put up ‘Sparkles’, but please reconsider.

    I guarantee I am not the only one who wants to see Robert Pattinson. I thought the minority opinion always has to be protected?

    “In Republics, the great danger is, that the majority may not sufficiently respect the right of the minority” James Madison

  99. ditdut says:

    Damn, I forgot how beautiful Mickey Rourke was.

    And Takeshi Kaneshiro, any day, any time. Fucking gorgeous. He’s touted more as Asian Johnny Depp. Been in the business for about 20 years and have played roles as varied as Depp. Awesome actor.

    My request: Chris Evans and Justin Chambers. Plus a little Asian flavour too, Odagiri Joe and Joo Jin Mo!

  100. Macheath says:

    Why are you taking Cheyenne’s personal opinion to heart? Plenty of people have expressed their dislike of some guys on this list. I see you only get your knickers in a twist when it’s someone you like. Calm down, it’s not that serious; we’re all having fun.

    Anyway, thank you for Gandy, Kaiser!!! *sigh*

  101. Jesss says:


    I second Karl Urban and David Wenham

    Karl is a Kiwi and David Wenham is actually Australian (We Aussies like to keep a tight claim on our talent:))

  102. esblondie says:

    @Jesss – my bad! So sorry – of course I realized this AFTER posting. Don’t blame you for wanting to claim!

    And @Boromir’s B*tch – haha… great minds, etc.

  103. Samantha says:

    YES ON THE CHARLIE DAY!!! <3 Finally.

  104. Becky says:

    <3 Asian Sparkles and Mike Rowe. I second (third? fourth?) a Gandy HGF someday.

    If you include Mike Rowe, you have to put in Bear Grylls. That man always finds an excuse to strip down on Man vs. Wild. And that accent!… drool.

  105. AlaskaJoey says:

    Thanks Kaiser!!!

    Can we get some James Marsters up in this bizness? And John Barrowman? And to save space you can even put up the photo of them kissing from “Torchwood”. Just sayin’.

    Also, Adam Baldwin? The non-Baldwin brother who’s a better actor than all the brothers combined.

  106. RB says:

    Kaiser, since I noticed you included some (hot) foreign asian guys, how about some cute indian guys too? I suggest Arjun Rumpal and John Abraham. And thank you for David Gandy…he is breathtaking!

  107. I Choose Me says:

    I third or fourth the suggestion for Dylan McDermott. Also can I get some Ben Browder and a little James Marsters please.

  108. Kaiser says:

    Can I just say something? I love that Hairball just quoted James Fucking Madison in the middle of HGF. LMAO!!!

  109. I Choose Me says:

    Oh and I agree that we should all stop arguing about who’s hot or not. Different strokes, heh, for different folks and all that.

  110. Zoe says:

    Too much too soon for Heath Ledger? He died almost three years ago…

  111. SammyHammy says:

    Okay, so it’s really cool that you finally included the Supreme King of All that is HOT, the Rock…so thank you for that.

    But he’s wearing a shirt!!! That is a crime against nature.

  112. Liz says:

    I’m with @Daysma I want some Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
    Can the next HGF be with some David Gandy & Sean O’Pry?
    i love those two (:

  113. Psyren says:

    @Cheyenne when did I say he wasn’t? This is HOT GUY Friday therefore I commented on his hotness. Relax.

    And I am in total agreement with Dylan McDermott. Some Morris Chestnutt would give me a happy or two also.

  114. Arvedia says:

    Thanks for Vincent Cassel! He’s more of a man to me than that British model.

    Some requests:

    Kevin Bacon
    Jean Reno
    Ross McCall
    Paul Thomas Anderson
    Mesut Özil (soccer)
    Edward Burns
    Michael Caine
    Ed Harris

  115. Sumodo1 says:

    Thank you for my Viggo, my Clive, my Hamm, my older Bowie, Mike Rowe, HEATH!, and the rest, meh?

    Old pics of Peter Fonda (he was pretty!)
    Ioan Griffudd
    James Marsters
    Rufus Sewell –3rd person to request apparently
    Taye Diggs
    and the guy who plays Smith Jerrod on SATC


  116. MonicaBee says:

    I request the men of LOST, particularly Naveen Andrews, Matthew Fox & Josh Holloway. Pretty please. :)

  117. Lucy says:

    Oh sweet Jesus, I don’t know where to start.

    Viggo, Ralph Fiennes, Hamm, Beef Cake #1, Rourke, Gandy, Ledger, etc and I could go on. Very glad I waited until I got home to look at this week’s HGF. Going to need a cigarette.

    Thanks Kaiser! I’m getting the feeling we should start calling you “Madame Kaiser” ?

  118. Rachel says:

    Kaiser, words cannot express the depths of my appreciation. Sweet merciful heavens, David Gandy! Are those colored contacts? I think they’re real. Even if they’re not I’m going to pretend they are. Mothertrucker! And as lovely as some of those who followed him may be, they all paled in comparison to that man’s beauty. Good Lord.

  119. mary says:

    I second men of lost – especially Josh Holloway and recent Ian Somerhalder!

    By the way, I love the shots you always get of the Hamm. Keep up the good work!

  120. MonicaBee says:

    Oh, I almost forgot Daniel Dae Kim.

    Please & thank you. :)

  121. Gema says:


  122. sassenach says:

    David Gandy is so damn hot, I would hit that so hard….he needs to get in movies STAT! Jason Momoa is sexy as HELL. I see why Lisa had those babies back to back.

  123. Mistral says:

    Sigh. Sexy, sexy men…

    And I love that you post all of the hot “foreign” men, too….

  124. reddmasters says:

    Wam Bam, Thank You, Ma’am!

  125. Ashley says:

    Patrick Fabian!

    Also – I LOVE THE INCLUSION OF CHARLIE DAY. And all the men with the BEAUTIFUL eyes.

    I still am rooting for THEMED hoy guys: vintage and current hot guys, funny hot guys, beefy hot guys, scruffy hot guys, indie hot guys, athlete hot guys. SO MANY HOT GUYS.

  126. ak138 says:

    Yay for the growing Rufus Sewell chorus.

    And add James Purefoy.

    Rufus Sewell and James Purefoy. A delicious British costume-drama sandwich.

  127. Abby says:

    Nice! I didn’t know who this David Gandy guy is… but I might have to rethink my crush on Channing Tatum. dang.

    Thanks for Johnny, Viggo and Heath. HL had one of the sexiest voices out there. And I love James McAvoy!

  128. RHONYC says:

    *that david gandy has the MOST strangely beautiful ‘sky’ blue eyes on the planet. is he even from here?!!! :-O

    *thanks for the young pic of viggo mortensen. even with that orangatang chest he could still get it back then. plus, he’s like smelly cheese…just gets better with age. Mmmmm. :-)

    *p.s.- HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!

    you couldn’t have sandwiched two more perfect specimens together than:


    ahhhhhh!!! damn, damn, DAMN!!!!!

    the perfect man sandwich for my rub out archives.

    ORDER UP! :-)

  129. Jesss says:

    So many hot guys, so few friday’s – we may need a supplemental Kaiser! keep up the good work :)

    I also second Ben Browder and Adam Baldwin :)

  130. RHONYC says:

    @ Jesss


    your comment immediately reminds me of that 70′s disco song…

    “so many men, so little time…how can i choooose!” lol :-)

  131. Chicoulina says:

    esblondie:I’ll second Denis Leary.I’ve mentioned him before.
    So Tahar Rahim is better then Zachary Levi?Are you fucking joking?
    Half of these guys are really ugly.Half of the men on HGF’s are actually really ugly.
    I don’t get it?
    Giles Marini is one hot piece of art.Jensen Ackles the hottest of them all.
    Patrick Dempsey,c;mon he’s Mcreamy for God’s sake.He really deserves a spot here.
    There should be a poll with all the Hot guys so we see who we really find hot.Vote as many as you want but only once.

  132. insidescoop says:

    Requesting vintage paul newman again! Have you seen him in The Long Hot Summer? Yum yum yum!

  133. emily says:

    must request some michiel huisman! he had a small part in the young victoria and he’s on treme and he is a beautiful man.

    he’s married but i wouldn’t kick him out of my bed for eating crackers… if you know what i mean. and i think you do.

    sex. he’s sexy. is what i mean.

    p.s. also, andy whitfield! he’s spartacus, for god’s sake.

  134. Arianna says:

    Thank thank thank you for fridays!

    YES TO IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY gd i love those men

    how about some old patrick swayze and some more ryan kwanten and james franco again I CANT GET ENOUGH

    *immediately googles david gandy*

  135. tooey says:

    Holy SMOKES!!!! That last shot of Clive Owen!! Whew….

  136. tooey says:

    Oh, and third the Timothy Olyphant request. Another total hottie!!!! I love Justified!

  137. K-MAC says:

    My God….THANK YOU for Hot-Guy-Friday!!! You make me laugh so hard and I just love this sh*t!!!!

  138. beth says:

    This page always make me implode with multiple orgasms…

    also, does anyone see the resemblance between young richard gere and shia labeouf?

  139. jzhz says:

    That David Gandy guy has such a strong gay face that I can’t get into him. you are so right about Shemar Moore! Total cornball! Very unsmooth, but he sure is purty.

    Jason MoWOW, Alcide and The Rock…awesome. I’m not usually into big, built guys, but my pants would fall off around those three. HOT. Young Richard Gere and young Mickey Rourke? That is some serious retro hotness.

  140. jzhz says:

    Bobby Canavale will always be the funky spunk guy to me from SATC.

    And I’d like to 4th the Olyphant request.

  141. d says:

    YAAAAY! THANK-YOUUUUUU! What a great list! And God, Rufus Sewell? In Dangerous Beauty? SO hot! I’ve been gaga for him ever since. I swear I’d faint if I saw him. So, thanks — my after-work run is going to be a little easier now that I have something good to think about!

  142. Solveig says:

    I didn’t realize that Kaneshiro Takeshi is the guy on Kar-Wai’s movies “Hong Kong Express” and “Fallen Angels”, cute man and he looks a lot younger than he is (he’s 37yo).
    James McAvoy is lovely, I don’t find him hot but he’s the kind of man I’d fall in love with. He should do something to whitening his teeth, though.

  143. Anoni Mus says:

    @ MonicaBee and Ashley: great minds think alike! Yeah!!!! to hot guys from Lost, especially my lovely lovely Matthew…

    Pretty please, Kaiser?

    Here’s a preview

  144. Lindy says:

    I’m back for the second week in a row. This could be dangerous. I could get addicted to HGF!

    Just watched the season premiere of Supernatural season 6. Could we get some of those two (Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles)?

  145. d says:

    New request: Mark Valley? He looks good all…tousled and casually dressed….

  146. Zelda says:

    I just fell in love with Takeshi Kaneshiro. Well done up in here.

    and David Mamao: college fantasy? Nailed it. I used to get high and have sex with guy who looked so much like him. He used to say the most increadibly stupid, pretentious shit, but I’d let him talk away and then get to sleep with him. Totally worth it.

    Heath :( . Love.

    James McAvoy is actually a friend of a friend. He’s really down to Earth–whenever he’s back home he always calls up his boys to play football before he does any business, and regularly turns down “events” to hang out with loved ones.

    Gotta say your Brit model does nothing for me–smarmy.

    Again I request Paul Newman. You having to look through old pics of him is hardly a chore Kaiser….

    I love Friday.

  147. Jag says:

    Nice list!

    Gandy in the pink background picture should be a life-sized poster beside my bed. lol

  148. Diva says:

    Aww, terrible picture of Adam Beach! He was beatiful with his long hair, check out Smoke Signals!

    Those Asian guys are beautiful! I must not watch the kind of movies they’re in because I’ve never heard of any of them that you’ve shown, but I’m likin’ the photos! I especially like that Oh guy!

  149. Jelly says:

    Ahhh Bobby Cannavale….use to love him in 3rd Watch. Miss that show.
    I second that request for Aaron Rodgers~hottest QB in my opinion. I’m putting in my request for some more Jeremy Renner too. Love him!!

  150. KC says:

    MORE HUGH JACKMAN PLEASE!!! He does to me what Clive Owen does to you!

    He’s Australian, hot, handsome, cute, adorable, sings, dances, kind, went to my uni, acts and is one of the most faithful husbands in Hollywood.

    Why can’t I meet a guy like that at uni LOL

    PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE VINTAGE AL PACINO!!! He is SO cute/hot/INTENSE in the Godfather!! <33333333333333333

  151. Raven says:

    I consider HGF a tutorial of guys because there are several I’m not familiar with–like the first guy. He is really hot. Most of the classics were great as well.

    Because they appear on Friday, I can look at them over the weekend at my leisure. Great choice for a thread!

  152. marie says:

    hey! I do like Carlos Ponce.. maybe cuz we are from the same country xD
    Anyway I loved that Momao and that Takeshi yumm
    Loved Johnny, James and Hugh too :D D

    Can I request…
    Gong Yoo
    Eduardo Verastegui
    Chace Crawford
    and iI know this is a stupid request since he isnt an actual celebrity.. but I’ll say it anyway xD
    Matt Brown aka Swiftkaratechop xD

  153. Kiska says:

    David Gandy is a dandy.

    I have to thank Kaiser some major hairy chest pics. I know the trend today is for the bare chested man but I hate that look. So, I had an wooly eyeful of Viggo, Sean Connery, and a touch of Clive.

    Hugh Jackman, shirtless, please and thank you?

  154. `Hellencatherine says:

    Thanks for mentioning Shemar Moore i think he is one of the most beautiful men alive.They are such beautiful men on this pictures dear Lord

  155. Vee says:

    The Rock, sigh, love him. Colin, Hugh and Clive! I adore men closer to my age, and they are committed family men. Now that is SEXY!

  156. Zelda says:

    I am so with you on the hairy. Bare chests do not do it for me.

  157. lolo says:

    Hugh Jackman! I can’t believe that a man can be so gorgeous and perfect!

  158. nnn says:

    I request vintages of

    Paul newman;
    Elvis Presley;
    Marlon Brando;
    James Dean;
    Robert Conrad.

  159. bb says:

    Why does David Bowie always looks so pissed off? Life’s handed everything to him, heaps of people think the sun shines out of his ass, even if some people find him ugly. Smile, bitch.

  160. Julia says:

    I’m joining the Rufus Sewell chorus. Fond teenage memories of Middlemarch. Sigh.

  161. Clive Owen is so bloody gorgeous!

    Although, I’ve got no idea why a lot of his movies fail to bring in the bucks. Okay, so that movie that he did with Julia Roberts is sorta self-explanatory, but he deserves more rabid fanfare at the box office. Are women just crazy not to notice him?

  162. GeekLuva says:

    Throwing in another for a shirtless Hugh. (Hell or pant-less, nude, only a sock..)

  163. Sarah says:

    I vote for Rufus Sewell too, gorgeous man!!! And of course Colin Firth and love me some Gary Oldman!

  164. Heather says:

    Oh, my Colin! Thank you! <3

  165. Cherry says:

    Jason Momoa (almost) makes me believe in god. He plays guitar too.

    Requests Old: Alain Delon, Ken Watanabe
    Requests New: Rufus Sewell, Chiwetel Ejiofor

  166. jen says:

    Sorry CB’s mom, Charlie Day is one of MY boyfriends! He’s spoken for! ;)

    I haven’t read all the comments so I hope I’m not repeating any requests!

    First the footballers:
    -Benny Feilhaber (make sure to youtube him – he posted a video of himself lip synching some Jordan Sparks song lol)
    -Olof Mellberg
    -Oguchi Onyewu

    Now the funny men:
    -Julian Barratt
    -Jemaine Clement
    -H. Jon Benjamin
    -Richard Ayoade
    -Will Arnett

    My “funny men” choices are not typically good looking guys, but they’re all cute, a little bit weird, and FUNNY AS HELL. And funny as hell = HOT in my books :D

    P.S. Olof Mellberg is my #1, and if you ever do post him, it absolutely CANNOT be a beardless pic. a) he is known for his beard, b) it makes him THAT MUCH HOTTER (hard to do.) Thank you. :P

  167. Boredom says:

    Nice job Kaiser, I saw my pick up there, Jason Momoa and dear God was it worth it. That man looks like a character out of one of those picture bibles.


  168. Aspie says:

    David Gandy = yum, yum, yum! He looks like a younger Clive Owen! :)

  169. abbizmal says:

    Another request for Rufus Sewell and Narveen Andrews and thanks for the Viggo fix.

  170. LittleOat says:

    COLIN FIRTH UNDERNEATH DAVID BOWIE. Not in the same way I once imagined, but good enough. Thanks!

    Also, I love the It’s Always Sunny guys.

  171. Erin says:

    Wow! David Gandy is effin HOT! I still humbly request some older Daniel Johns from silverchair…Man has an awesome cheek/jaw structure and the prettiest eyes…
    Thanks so much for the James McAvoy! Oh and what about Matthew McFayden (sp) from Pride and Prejudice with Keira Knightley? Yum!

  172. Andrea says:

    I second a request for more vintage paul newman!

    Also, maybe some RDJ? Pleease
    Or younger jared leto? before he turned into a hipster thing?
    or younger alan rickman!
    or michael k. williams!
    or more gary oldman!

  173. Toe says:

    David Gandy, GODDAMMNN (crossing legs). Viggo Mortensen,Heath Ledger, Ricard Gere, they are of Classic Handsomeness.
    Mickey Rourke: a shame what he did to himself. THe ROCK: who would’nt like a Scorpion King.
    Jason Momao: OMG!!! He’s sooo exotic, nice golden color on him.

  174. Dhavy says:

    David Gandy is a Greek God!

    I forgot how beautiful Mikey Rourke was. My sister and I met him a couple of years after Wild Orchid here in Miami and he was so intense…I wish he hadn’t messed up his face but at least I got to see him before the mutilation

  175. Tanya says:

    Excellent selections! I’d like to request Eric Sheffer Stevens – he set the soap world on fire recently. Google him – you’ll see what I mean.

  176. poopie says:

    Thanks again for THE HAMM !! AHHHHH…..
    AND i will also PLEAD FOR DENIS LEARY !! my perfect threesome : Hamm & Leary & me !!!

  177. Woodsy says:

    Thank you!! You posted both my requests… Colin Firth AND James McAvoy! Wonderful!

  178. kelly says:

    Viggo and Vincent Im always down with because they look like freaky trolls, but in that really good, dirty, hot way. You KNOW they would. And you know you would too >*-)

    But I have to say no to the rest. James McAvoy- I could take him with one hand still holding my ice cream. That doesn’t do it for me. I want someone with a chance of beating me in an armwrestle. Sorry.

    I agree that Rouke was hot back in the day; he had that totally nasty sleazy hotness that you’d never take home but would certainly treat yourself to in the alley behind a club. Someone who would make you forget you were f*cking up your shoes at the same time. Those were the days!!

    Damn Viggo is hot, and Im not really sure why. Might be the IQ, but I can forgive dumb men as long as they don’t talk too much. I don’t even mind his chest rug. A chest rug is always better than someone you know is waxing themselves every 48 hours- THAT is just… shudder.

  179. buckley says:

    JFK Jr! Kaiser!

    He is headline worthy

  180. Delta Juliet says:

    I do love me some Sean Connery (I do believe I mentioned him last week!) Still holding my breath for Daniel Craig…

    Michey Rourke was so unbelievably hot back in the day. Yuum!

    I co-sign to Johnny…..he doesn’t get me hot but damn he’s beautiful.

    And I fell in love with James McAvoy in Atonement. He could take me in the library anytime.

  181. REALIST says:

    My apologies for complaining about next week’s Hot Guy not having Viggo-he’s here and oh so hot!!!

  182. i like chaning tatum because he has a great body, just look at those chest muscles ,:~

  183. Kaylyn R. Wiggenhauser says:

    Zachary Quinto??
    Jude Law??

    I love them both…and always will… : )

  184. a2147299 says:

    I’ve said that least 2147299 times. The problem this like that is they are just too compilcated for the average bird, if you know what I mean