Many of you probably saw some of the “Tom Cruise XXX TOPLESS” photos on other sites yesterday. Unfortunately, we didn’t have access to those special ones of Tom flying around on his wires like a flexible circus act. Instead we have these, of Tom just walking around the Mission: Impossible 4 set shirtless. This is Tom hanging out. Chilling. It looks like he’s concentrating really hard on something. Perhaps he’s imagining David Beckham licking his nipples. Jesus… that just got me hot! Who knew? Homoerotic fan fiction of Tom Cruise and David Beckham’s alleged coupling turns me on. Now I know.
Now, even though I’m impressed with Tom’s body – he really is in wonderful shape for a man his age – I’m also wondering if anyone else think his stomach is weirdly lumpy? Like, I know some (most) of those lumps are gristly muscles. Some of those lumps really are strange, right?
This one is my favorite. Tom, shirtless and licking his lips over some mysterious fantasy – or maybe he’s just turned on by something on the ground? Probably a photo of a vagina, OF COURSE.
Tom Cruise on October 7, 2010. Photos courtesy of WENN.
Lumpy, lumpy and lumpy.
He just doesn’t look right. Not in the face and DEFINITELY not from the neck down.
That’s trippy. Why does his abdomen look like that? Is that what happens when you get old?
eeewwwwwww, i just lost my lunch, Bret Michaels looks better than this and that’s not that hot either
strange lipo
Oddly lumpy! One side of his torso looks like it’s caving in. I am waiting for an alien to burst out!
Oddly lumpy. So glad he isn’t a minor so I can make fun of him!
That’s a lumpy imitation of a six pack but he still is in good shape and a handsome man.
my eyes!
in all seriousness, ODDLY LUMPY is my vote.
and I agree that it might be bad lipo. or, that he didn’t follow the eating/exercise rules one must follow AFTER they get lipo. (which I know from watching Nip/Tuck…!)
It looks like the skin on his chest is melting and making weird lumps over his abdomen. Very strange.
GROSS!
Its loose skin more than likely after bad lipo but it isn’t uncommon in older men who are other wise in good shape.
Definitely odd.
What makes you lumpy like that? Ewwwe. It shouldn’t look like that.
PUT ON A SHIRT!
He has old man neck, and he’s getting old man torso. It really looks like he had lipo. He would look better if he left his face and body alone!
Probably his Peck implants are slipping….or his 6pack implants weren’t secured properly ….ew!just gross all around.
Ruh-roh, looks like them Thetans are trying to break free through the abdomen.
FLABTASTIC!
something’s up! his head is smaller than his bod now.
lipo on men…so, not a good idea. 🙁
calm down, celebitches…soothe your wounded eyes & souls on good ol’ charlie…again:
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🙂
Mental note to myself — never, ever get lipo work because it can turn out like this.
Kaiser, you’re hilarious!
There’s obviously a lot of make-up on him because he looks all bruised and veiny but that stomach is weird. But he’s such a crazy-ass perfectionist that I can’t imagine him getting anything less than perfect lipo. Like even if the doctor did a bad job, I imagine he’d stare at himself in the mirror and will his stomach into shape.
I wish he wasn’t so crazy because he is such a fantastic looking man.
are those tumors all over his upper body?
He’s in good shape for a man his age. I think what you’re seeing is just natural aging, but he could definitely stand to take it up a notch. It definitely doesn’t look like he’s been working out every day. If he wasn’t a famous sex symbol, he would pass as an middle aged guy in good shape. But he is one of the biggest names in Hollywood, so we expect better.
I’d hit it, dont ask me why… but that man turns me on.
he’s got a pretty large dent on the right side of his stomach. wish there was a RN reader that could say what’s going on with that…
if it was a prety large lipo mistake, it seems that he could afford to correct it?
He looks fine. What is he, like 47? 48 now? He looks way better than most men in their late 40s, even the ones in really good shape. Yeah he’s lumpy but that’s what happens when you get older, really. Lumps, bumps and sagginess in strange places. Behold the ravages of age.
it’s time to put the shirt back on
Sorry but I just don’t get him anymore. I don’t find him attractive and he seems as if he is trying too hard. Sorry Tom but I think your star has faded a little. I am not sure why but I am not feeling Tom.
I bet they will make him awesomely ripped on the movie.
ouch. just watched Top Gun last night and that is HUGGGEEEEE change.
They are gonna have to photoshop a whole lot in the movie.
My 1st thought was ‘Old injuries, maybe? He was a super-active sportsy type guy in his 20s-30s, does a lot of his own stunts, etc…’
But he gained weight a few years ago, & post-40 metabolism is harsh (also wicked, deceitful, evil… uh, sorry). Anyway, in the last pic on the ledge, his waist ripples over the side of his belt in an unnatural manner. If that’s an injury, bet he got it from a cosmetic surgeon. Are there other things that can create that weird lipo-ripple look? Seems to appear on almost anyone who’s had the procedure—or so often, you’d think they’d get a clue & stick to sit-ups.
LIPO.
Daniel J Travanti’s got him beat
Oh that’s just strange. (Katie, how do you not cringe?)
He’s clearly had some kind of surgery. Not looking natural, but still better than a flabby loose dough boy look. Must admit his arms look good. I do like how he conveys a sense of humor about himself on screen. Loved him in Tropic Thunder … seriously I didn’t know it was him until I saw his name at the end.
The gay Tom innuendo is so tired. He may be, he may not be- NONE of our business!!
Young people are committing suicide for fear of being outed.
Would any of us like the world to discuss either our deepest secrets or even idiosyncrasies? I think not.
Discuss his wardrobe choices, bad movies, even Scientology, but stay away from the sexual orientation. It is horrible and societally damaging.
Please choose to be a person who does not contribute to the deaths of our beautiful young people, or even our gay mature people.
jeez, with his millions, you’d think he could find a capable lipo doctor. the manboobs are a hoot.
*shivers*
That is a very strange looking torso. Although I’ve always thought he had a weird looking chest. Now that he’s older, I see it hasn’t gotten any better.
Ick.
“Katie, how do you not cringe?”
as if she ever sees him naked…PUH-LEEZ!!! 🙂
Gross! Last year or 2 years ago – he had ab implants when he was in Brazil – at the time, they looked good, but over done. It sure didn’t hold up well. He needs to wear a shirt he looks gross.
Looks like liposuction gone awry.
Tom Cruise looks good for his age but it looks like some lipo was involved in that uneven, lopsided torso. Tara Reid’s surgeon?
I thought he was pretending to be Robert Pattinson and trying to summon the “sparkly vampire” look. FAIL.
Agree with YOYO99: very strange lipo. If he had a natural six-pack he wouldn’t have the handles on the hips…
whoever said “natural aging” is wrong
you don’t age lopsided, he has has more than one trip to the plastic surgeon..
my uncle weight trains and he is in his late 50’s, he has the older looking skin sure but he is not lopsided in his mid section or mysteriously lumpy.
Tom gets weirder with time–who was worse, he or Nicole? smdh
Poor Tom has lost his bloom….he did get a little chunky monkey there for awhile, so now he is dealing with the after affects of losing the weight so he can take his shirt off in public! You people are cruel. And yes, Les Grossman is one of the better characters I’ve seen Tom play. Brilliant!
@bitca (I so hope that’s a Buffy reference!) I was thinking the same thing about when he got a little chunky for a while there, and maybe had some lipo to help.
He still is in good shape, but I don’t think he has an attractive body.
😆 it’s like he’s been photoshopped, his head doesn’t match his neck let alone that torso. I bet, thanks to computer magic, he’ll have a perfectly ripped 12 pack in the movie. Eugh creepy little alien lover.
I’ve noticed it long time ago. There is something weird/wrong with his belly. Even when he was younger. That’s the structure of his body.
And someone should tell him that he doesn’t have the Body to show up shirtless on public. He looks ridiculous. It’s like if some Charlize Theron or Julia Roberts will get terribly overweight and walk in bikini.
he’s just getting old
still hot
GROSS!!!!!!!!!!
Dear Tom, you look good for a man of your age but not NEARLY good enough to do an action movie without your shirt. Let the 20 and 30 year olds handle that!
p.s. why so lumpy? is that the result of lipo?
lumpy,lopsided,whatever, I still think he looks good for his age
Is he flexing his…neck? What is going on here?
Ewww. Just eww.
He is my teenage dream, lumps or no lumps, even Katie’s odd legs can’t make me love him less! 🙂
What are those weird lumps?! His six-pack looks like it fell over in the grocery bag.
I saw the photos the other day and thought his chest just looked really weird and not attractive in the slightest. These close ups make me want to turn lesbian if that’s what I had to look at every day *shudders*
Yuck. Aging is a bitch and plastic surgery can obviously only do so much.
EW – Arnold Schwartzenager syndrome
I’d just like to say that while two straight dudes making out is kind of sexy, the thought of him and Becks does nothing for me.
That lump right above his belly button looks like a lipoma which is a begnign fatty tumor. Why he hasn’t had it removed boggles the mind.
NOT my idea of HOT, but for his age, at least he’s not all flab.
He definitely could use a tan.
Well … I know the answer isn’t hot, so I guess it’s the other one.
I did not know he’d recently given birth. Scientology IS miraculous.
There are some strange lumps there but it also looks like he is sucking in his stomach.
Megalomania personified.
Yuck, close my eyes! I’d rather see an older real man, than old steroid action gone awry. Hey, must have been done before crazy science stuff – right!!! Pretty boy suffers the consequences.
Lipo plus aging. For a man in his late forties he does look good.
GROSS… his body is fking gross.
i dont care what people say, “ohhh his body is great for his age”
sorry but ive seen men in the 50s who look WAYYYY better.
its all wrong, his chess shape and size are different and his body is weird…sorry but nooo from me, dont care if he is famous or normal guy, but if somebody like that was like showing off shirtless, id say put ure clothes back on.
I might be on my own here, but I find any man looks odd without some hair on his chest. I disagree that he needs a tan (tan=skin damage, fake tan=oompah loompah). The lumps do look odd.
Thank you, Guilty Pleasures! Let’s not set up people who are emotionally vulnerable for something worse. I think of the homophobe at Rutgers who secretly videotaped his closeted roommate having gay sex and then posted it on the web-you know the rest. Tragic. The spying is a felony, so I hope that a–hole does some jail time. His cutie-pie accomplice, too.
Gay rumors are just that-rumors. Tom is so all over the map who could tell what goes on inside his head (and “heart”) anyway? One thing we do know-he is a control freak!
he has oddly perky nipples
It looks to me like his ribcage might be slightly misshapen. Does anyone know if he has scoliosis? Other than that he looks fine IMO.
muscles undoubtedly but his shape is very skewed and very lumpy. yes, lumpy. lumpy lumpy lumpy tom. put the lights off and you’ll still &*&*g up nicely. LOL.
He’s in great shape for a man over 40, but he’s too old to be doing the shirtless thing!
*Puke*
And I used to think Tom Cruise as hot 10 years ago.
Simply Gross.
Looks like something out of Alien…………
WHO CARES?
He’s done a lot of stunts for a lot of movies in his time. It’s possible he has some injuries which he’s had the scars fixed for.
For a supposedly fit 48 year old he looks er, odd.His chest has some serious sag going on.Obviously he has not learnt the wonders of chin ups.
The abs?….well he has at least one, er big ab.
He needs to do a Chuck Norris and just order his damn body to get back into shape.
Frankly after what he has done to his gorgeous & beautiful wife, he deserves to be locked in a mountain in an electronic cage for a long time.
Come on! he is almost 50! he looks great for his age and better than a lot of men in their THIRTIES.
He needs an MRI of his spine.
Hot, he is still hot.. You, young chicks have no idea! He is almost 50 and still very fit and gorgeous.
If you don’t like it … don’t look … simple! Seems to me a lot of people have spent an inordinate amount of time meticulously examining this man’s abdomen – nothing better to do? Sad. To the “negative posters” – I suppose you’re the type of people who think only those with a perfect body should go to the beach? Shallow.
Yesterdays movie icon, tomorrows freak!
OMG, When we get older our bodies don’t look as good as when we were young. He isn’t 25 anymore, he is almost 50. He isn’t a flabby mess, he tries to stay in shape.
Getting old is no picnic but just like women that aren’t 5′ 7″ 110 lb we try to take care of ourselves and look the best we can. Our body image shouldn’t be destroyed by such superficial people like the ones that have made comments on this site.
Go look in your own mirrors and then look again when you turn 50 and keep your negative comments to yourself.