Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher fly to Israel to work on their marriage

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For argument’s sake, let’s say I was married to a man who seemed to be cheating on me with some young club girl who spells her name “Brittany”. Say I wanted to stick with the marriage, for various reasons including “love” and “because I don’t want people laughing at me”. Say that I had more money than I knew what to do with, and I could afford to take a nice, long, marriage-solidifying vacation. Where would I go? I would probably go to Europe – spend some time in France, Italy, Greece. Or maybe I would just go to Hawaii, let the paparazzi get some shots of my too-good-to-be-true body in a bikini. Maybe I would go on safari in Africa. My point? Israel doesn’t even make my top ten list of “Places I Would Go To Revive My Marriage.” But that’s where Demi and Ashton have gone. And you know why, right? Because of Kabbalah.

Facing reports of marital trouble, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher jetted off to Israel for what the actor describes as a spiritual journey.

“Sharing Love & Light while in Israel,” Kutcher Tweeted on Saturday night, hours after the pair left from Los Angeles International Airport. “Asking 4 the energy 2 forge bonds with our similarities & find compromise in our differences.”

Kutcher, 32, took to his Twitter page last month to challenge reports that he cheated, calling a tabloid cover story “fiction.” Moore, 32, replied to her husband’s statement with, “Excellent point my love!”

Since then, they have put up a united front, making an appearance at the Clinton Global Initiative, spending time in Michigan on the set of Moore’s upcoming film The Reasonable Bunch and stepping out last week for a movie date in Los Angeles.

[From People]

Sharing Love & Light while in IsraeI. Asking 4 the energy 2 forge bonds with our similarities & find compromise in our differences.” Wow. Sounds like Demi is still making Ashton eat sh-t, right? Just a few days ago, he was tweeting about fantasy football, and now Demi is like “NO, you’re going to Israel you f-cking bastard.” Now, I’m not trying to disrespect Israel at all – I’ve actually always wanted to go, because I love history and I love historical sites and all of that. I’m just saying, Israel is a strange place to go to work on your marriage, even if you want to claim that Kabbalah helped you work out your infidelity. It just seems like they’re doing this for some kind of dumb show of “God helped us work through this.”

UPDATE: Gossip Cop reports that Demi & Ashton are NOT renewing their vows in Israel. Okay. Good to know.

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Demi and Ashton at LAX on October 8, 2010. Credit: Bauer-Griffin. Additional photos of Demi and Ashton at the Clinton Global Initative, courtesy of WENN.

 

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28 Responses to “Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher fly to Israel to work on their marriage”

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  1. Dani says:

    Demi isn’t 32! :P I’m also glad to know they aren’t going to become another divorce statistic without trying every other avenue first.

  2. gloaming says:

    I read somewhere they were going specifically to renew their wedding vows.

    Rather than refuting the allegations, their actions following the ‘cheating scandal’ seem to confirm it…….

  3. Richi says:

    Oh Gosh!! these people are so lost i tell ya!!! really sad!

  4. BReed says:

    These two self absorbed twits are very boring. VERY boring.

  5. Kitten says:

    Haaaa! I also noticed the “Moore, 32.”
    Hope that’s just a typo.

  6. House Mouse says:

    I’ve read that Ashton is jewish, so it isn’t so stupid for a jew to try to find some strenght in his roots in a challenging moment ! (If it is true).

    Maybe people pretend he’s jewish because of the kabbala…

    I didn’t follow the cheating scandal story… Who cheated on whom ?

  7. poopie says:

    okay, remind me, we CARE about these two WHY? once again the twits spout TMI !!!… why publicize? no one cares !

  8. guesty says:

    israel just doesn’t spell romance to me either. even tho it would be am awesome place to visit…just not for that.

  9. Someone Else says:

    I know I shouldn’t, but I take great glee in watching Demi’s life turn to chaos.

    I’ve found her hard to stomach since the first denials of plastic surgery (how she went from non-existent to almost a D), naked pregnant Vanity Fair, and her creepy “we’re divorced but best friends” crap with Bruce.

    Everything about her is a load of s:*t. Seems the smell’s getting too hard to manage.

    I wish she’d just take herself, her husband (for the moment) & her very un-attractive clan back up to Idaho and ‘retire’ again.

  10. Tess says:

    Doesn’t everyone (by that I mean nitwits) fly to Isreal to work on marriage issues?

    Oh, and perfect accompanying picture…they look sooooo serious!

  11. Roxanne75 says:

    She really needs to lose those glasses.

  12. Lindsay says:

    Maybe they are going to get away from the press. In Europe and Hawaii there is a lot of celebrity press but in Israel I would think it wold be less likely they would be hounded. Or they wanted somewhere new. It is pretty common to go to Europe and Japan on press tours – Israel not so much. Looking at pictures I think it would make a great trip. But how much of the trip to reconnect going to be spend on Twitter?

  13. Liana says:

    I told my husband we should go to Israel to work on our marriage… he said “why don’t we just go to Afghanistan? The fireworks are lovely” and rolled his eyes.

  14. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    @liana…..lmfao

    They’ll be divorced within a year… watch and see!

  15. newtsgal says:

    I know that’s a typo cuz, that bitch is turning 48 in Nov. It’s Assface who is 32! By the way, I think their marriage is a joke and Demi is too!

  16. Raven says:

    I like Demi. She worked her way up through the soaps into film. She was never a bimbo with a drug problem and has never raised kids with drug problems either. I’ve read some good interviews of hers. She’s been A list and she is no lower than B list, if that.

    Ashton is still as famous as he is because of his connection with her. If they divorced, he’d quickly drop a notch or 2. I guess he’ll do what he needs to do to save his marriage or leave and face the consequences. Ryan Phillipe is almost forgotten after his divorce except as a sleaze. Ashton may not want to end up in the same category.

  17. mary jane says:

    @someone else I agree with your entire post.

    I am enjoying this too.

  18. wunderkindt says:

    Uh oh! Mommy is very mad at Ashton.

    Little Ashton has to do a Kabbalah ‘time out’ in Israel before he can have any more threesomes!

  19. Anti-icon says:

    Demi Moore’s “manager” is Trevor Neilson. He is behind this image-new age stunt. And, of course, Demi and Ashton are willing New Age celebu-tards so deep spirituality, to them, is this. Geesh. I think India should block their borders from admitting these dorks.

  20. Confuzzle says:

    I like Demi. She worked her way up through the soaps into film. She was never a bimbo with a drug problem and has never raised kids with drug problems either.

    Actually she was a big coke head in the eighties.

  21. cruiz2 says:

    For the love of God…stop you two! I can’t stand any more “love bird” stuff. Now I hear they “tweet” in person. They got busted on their weird marriage, plain & simple. Cover-ups not working, I’m not buying it. End of story. Go away now!

  22. lucy2 says:

    I was about to say the same thing, Confuzzle!

    I find these two and their desperate need for attention really pathetic.

  23. nofreelunch says:

    It looks like Mom and Ashton have to meet with the principal. I think Ashton is going to lose his car privileges. He will have to take the bus to meet Brittany at the Bowling Alley. MOM THAT’S SO BOGUS

  24. cruiz2 says:

    lucy2:
    Yes, that’s because they have nothing of $$$ interest going on. This keeps them marketable. Should just fade away. Bruce doesn’t pull this sh-t!

  25. Susan says:

    He is giving a big speech here in Israel this week for Bezek – the largest telecom company.

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