Raccoon McPantless is a lumberjack. [Celebuzz]
Katherine Heigl thinks her problem is “tone.” Nope, it’s that she’s an ungrateful, nasty, unprofessional bitch. [LaineyGossip]
Matt Damon talks about his 40th birthday celebration. [Pop Sugar]
The Obama Streaker: really, people? [Dlisted]
Awesome Mad Men recap (spoilers). [Gawker]
Suri Cruise doesn‘t have to walk, but she does have to hold her own ice cream. [A Socialite Life]
Lady Gaga was in an episode of The Sopranos! [IDLITW]
Shauna Sand wore panties at the pumpkin patch, thank God. [PopBytes]
Was Kim Kardashian‘s “attack” just a stunt? [Yeeah]
Lindsay Lohan is still blaming her daddy for all of her problems. [The Blemish]
M. Night Shyamalan compares DVD extras to vaginas. [Agent Bedhead]
Cutie Dave Annable is now married. [Bitten and Bound]
Would it kill MK and Ashley Olsen to just throw on a pair of jeans? [ICYDK]
Posh Beckham more powerful than the Queen? Um. [PopEater]
Jared Padalecki making his “Blue Steel” face. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Miley‘s inappropriate writhing video has been pulled from YouTube. [LimeLife]
“The Hottest UK Redheads” – except Isla Fisher is a Kiwi, right? Are we just going with “Gingers in the Empire”? [Pajiba]
Will there not be a VSM today?
JESUS H…
wtf is wrong with Shauna Sands?
I’ve seen that “skirt” that she’s wearing in the costume/role-playing section of my local “adult bookstore”.
I pity her poor daughters.
(and who is plastic surgery victim she’s with? EGAD, that is a SCARY looking…woman?)
Jean – Whoops! I king of forgot about VSM. Maybe I’ll figure something out for tomorrow. VST, I guess!
McPantless is actually a good looking girl without all that funk on her eyes.
I didnt even recognize Racoon Mcpantless without her zombie crack head looking make up on.
That raccoon should be prettier than she is. There’s something odd about her face shape.
I can’t help but wonder what this girl’s relationship with her father is like. Sometimes girls act out like this because they have Daddy issues.
I really wish she would dress better, though. She is a really beautiful young lady.
She looks like a Real Housewife of Orange County. No wonder she wears so much makeup.
She’s actually quite pretty when she doesn’t take the Sharpie to her face.
Hey Kaiser, colour yourself Canadian today and call it a holiday for VSM. Happy Thanksgiving, fellow Canucks!
Aw! I love me some Jared Padalecki
Wow she looks a bit Blondie throwback in that last pic!
Ohh, now I see why she ‘raccoons…she’s just your average, cute teen trying to balance out her face, look older and look like she’s sexy & edgy. Hmmm. BIM (barf in mouth)
Good list on Pajiba. I think red heads are adorable (especially little kids). Dark red hair is especially gorgeous. And freckles are so cute. Freckles shouldn’t be bleached out. Remember Lindsay Lohan when she was red and freckled and healthy?
Isla Fisher is Australian not kiwi
Will someone please tell Raccoon Mcpantless that she has no fans – no-one, no hip cool kids, tweens, twentysomethings, etc. would be caught dead admitting they went to a Pretty Reckless concert (assuming she can actually deliver a live 2 hr 20-25 song performance.) A lot of cynical adults are making a lot of money letting this child/women live out her fantasy which is cringe worthy and awful. Sad thing is she may have a modicum of talent given the standard for talent in today’s pop music scene, but she’s ruining any hope of an actual musical career with this pubescent and beyond tired schtick.
She still looks like a hooker…though abliet not a forty year old one.
oh she’s a lumberjack and she’s okay,
she sleeps all night and works all day,
she cuts down trees, she eats her lunch,
she likes to press wildflowers,
she puts on women’s clothing
and hangs around in bars.
Thank you for the yummy Sam Winchester hotness, Kaiser:)!
It makes my lousy, boring evening a leeetle bit better. (Also I love that it was Misha Collins tweeting that pic!).
so when she has eyes, she has no waist?
Re Isla Fisher: Born in 1976 to Scottish parents in the Middle Eastern country of Oman, her family moved to Australia in the early 1980s.
So Celebitchy is where crappy, unfunny writers come when they fail everywhere else?
I don’t understand why the Cyrus video was pulled. The lyrics are terrible, “who owns my heart? is it love or is it art.” really? And the video reminds me of something from 1996. Nothing scandalous unless you a seriously offended by low production standards.
i love you taylor momsen! this young lady is obviously a confident character with her own agenda & originality. i just think she is fabulous! she really must not give a shit what people say because she’s still pushing the envelope & still rockin’ out. i am just possessed by her taste!
xoxo taylor!
That outfit is so very 1993. I guess grunge is back?
why didn´t you show her sexy boots?
originality?
everything she does has been done before by other people.
and done much better, too.
Ali- can I get you a saucer of milk? Pretty catty aren’t you?