Adriana Lima’s boobs are worth more than you’ll ever make in a lifetime

Oct. 20, 2010 - New York, New York, U.S. - ADRIANA LIMA.At Victoria's Secret Bombshell Fantasy Bra Launch.Victoria's Secret, Soho, New York, NY 10-20-2010. 2010.I14969BT. © Red Carpet Pictures

This kills me, and ordinarily, I’m not one of those people bemoaning celebrity excess in a time of financial crisis. I generally employ a “live and let live” and a “it’s their money, they earned it” philosophy about there things. But to be fair, this isn’t a story about a celebrity spending a ton of money on crap. This is about Victoria’s Secret and their corporate decision to do yet another diamond-encrusted bra. I believe Vicky’s does this every year – make some ridiculously expensive bra, put it on one of their boob-tastic models, and have her pose for lots of photos that are beamed around the world, for promotion. It’s smart, I guess. Because instead of paying for print ads or commercials, they’re guaranteeing “free” press in magazines, blogs and entertainment shows, all of which adds up to more than the bra cost.

Oct. 20, 2010 - New York, New York, U.S. - ADRIANA LIMA.At Victoria's Secret Bombshell Fantasy Bra Launch.Victoria's Secret, Soho, New York, NY 10-20-2010. 2010.I14969BT. © Red Carpet Pictures

That being said, it still reeks of Marie Antoinette. It’s made from 3,000 white diamonds, plus sapphires and topaz, and it took 1,000 hours to make. For a bra. In this economy. It’s just… excessive.

Now, it is a totally cute push-bra. And Adriana Lima looks totally cute in it. Do you have $2 million to spend on a bra? If you do, it’s yours for the taking.

Oct. 20, 2010 - New York, New York, U.S. - ADRIANA LIMA.At Victoria's Secret Bombshell Fantasy Bra Launch.Victoria's Secret, Soho, New York, NY 10-20-2010. 2010.I14969BT. © Red Carpet Pictures

Oct. 20, 2010 - New York, New York, U.S. - ADRIANA LIMA.At Victoria's Secret Bombshell Fantasy Bra Launch.Victoria's Secret, Soho, New York, NY 10-20-2010. 2010.I14969BT. © Red Carpet Pictures

Oct. 20, 2010 - New York, New York, U.S. - ADRIANA LIMA.At Victoria's Secret Bombshell Fantasy Bra Launch.Victoria's Secret, Soho, New York, NY 10-20-2010. 2010.I14969BT. © Red Carpet Pictures

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  1. Rita says:

    I don’t believe these stories. Something is worth what someone will pay for it and nobody is going to pay that for a bra. Hell, it’s probably made from cubic zircons. If it is made of real jewels, it’s taken apart after the publicity shock.

    However, that bra is holding up a $2 mil rack.

  2. Oi says:

    Would look better if her implants weren’t so freakin’ obvious. That last pic looks like you could pop them like a water balloon.

  3. Kazoo81 says:

    god she is beautiful.

    that bra is ugly. i’ve never understood why VS doesn’t get called out for being tacky more often, like fredrick’s of hollywood. maybe because of the gorgeous models and marketing they use? either way, their pr people deserve a lot of credit. LOL

  4. Kitten says:

    I don’t care if the bra is worth billions, the outfit still sucks. I have always thought that this woman is incredibly gorgeous though.

  5. jen says:

    Maybe Katy Perry can wear one while riding a Liger before her wedding vows.

  6. jane says:

    I’m not sure if she has implants. she just had a kid. she could still be nursing.

  7. Rachel says:

    Am I the only one who doesn’t see what’s so special about her when she has clothes on? Yeah, she has a rockin bod, but when it’s covered up, I don’t think she looks any prettier than the average woman. Other than the fact that she’s wearing a $3,000 bra.

  8. bizzy says:

    a) if she’s that rich, why can’t she afford a bodice for that dress? b) is the bra’s so luxurious, why didn’t they stitch a bit of fracking ribbon over the ugly flesh-colored underwires? c) i’ve just noticed the guy in white-tie behind her. oh honey. not before seven in the evening, ever.

  9. KJ says:

    It could be implants. Or it could be a PUSH UP BRA. Speaking of which, that’s what bugs me about the website awful plastic surgery. Sometimes they hit the nail on the head (usually when things are beyond obvious), but sometimes they post a picture of a celebrity with the headline: So-and-so got new implants, and it’s pretty obvious she’s wearing a really good bra. I have a couple of push ups myself, from Victorias Secret no less, that make my boobs look fake and bulbous, but I think that’s kind of the point.

    Point of my comment is, she had a baby not too long ago, so naturally the boobs are going to be a bit bigger. On top of which, she’s wearing a push up bra, which can make a decent sized chest look fake very, very easily. Is this really a question?

    My issue is the dress/coat thing she’s wearing. For some reason it looks unfinished, or at least really poorly sewn. Couldn’t they have picked a better outfit?

  10. gigi* says:

    PLASTIC…and what she’s wearing is a hot mess!!!but I have to admit that she’s very beautiful

  11. Lucinda says:

    Looks like a push-up bra to me.

  12. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    Omg.. my boobs are naturally big so that looks excessive to me and who wants to buy a bra that I would be worried about someone stealing?

    I wish I made that much money.. or even a portion. Damn.

    Kaiser, bring out a cute guy, so I wont be depressed anymore.

  13. gabs says:

    I dont think its implants. I think shes a supermodel w/ great genetics and she just had a baby. Those are nursing boobies. Shes always been that gorgeous

    Honestly I could just take my bra, bedazzle it and itll look just like that. Rhinestones, diamonds, whats the difference?

  14. Maddy says:

    It’s actually the cheapest bra they made since 1999. o.O

  15. guesty says:

    wonder if vs ever ever sells these gorgeous bras? & to whom????

    off topic (but not really): speaking of extravagance…kim kardash is having a diamond encrusted b’day cake worth a cool mil via radar. why? because she can?

    the bra doesn’t offend me @ all but the cake…kinda sorta.

  16. Lem says:

    for 2 mil I’d want a wholly designed bra that I could wear alone. not bedazzeled cups on a cheap looking nude bra

    just sayin

    the million dollar panties are much better done

  17. Girafe99 says:

    I am quite flat chested and a good push up bra can make my chest look a cup bigger (with the padding). I know that her dress is like the way it is to show off the bra, but there just something inappropriate about it.

  18. Embee says:

    I’ve always thought she looked like a Munchkin, but she has very pretty eyes. The boobs look silly on her tiny frame. I like my curves balanced.

  19. heathen says:

    Outfit looks cheap; bra looks cheap. The whole stupid pr stunt is cheap. And I’ve always thought the diamond bra at Christmas from VS was stupid, even before the economy tanked. Now it is stupid & insensitive.

  20. Obvious says:

    I love her and they are not implants. She just had a baby not too long ago. Pregnancy/nursing boobies + push up make for all kinda of boobtastic shots.

  21. The Bobster says:

    I’ll bet she can’t sleep in that thing.

  22. lu says:

    I don’t think that is my bra size, if it was I would totally buy, it is what every girl has to have in her closet……….
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    NOT

  23. Nia says:

    jumping ahead.

    vintage viggo please

  24. Delta Juliet says:

    I agree with the ugly outfit comments as well as the less than impressive look of the bra. I also do not find her remotely attractive. She looks like a chipmunk! I do find Alessdra Ambrosio (or whatever her name is) and Bar Rafeli to be gorgeous.

  25. Kitten says:

    But seriously, look at all the posts-it’s all women! What kind of a HGF Eve is this?
    Give us SOMETHING at least…maybe a little Gosling? Some more Clive? Even Moobs Butler would be better than nothing.

  26. Rita says:

    @Rachel #7

    Sooooo you don’t think Adrina’s prettier than the average woman?

    Thanks an eff of a lot. I’ve always thought of myself as average (maybe a bit below average). Now what am I going to do?

  27. Kitten says:

    @Rita-Maybe Rachel lives with the beautiful people in L.A. or Miami?
    Come to Boston-you would SURELY be seen as “above-average” around here!

  28. maggiegrace says:

    Boobs, bra, blatant excess: boring.

  29. Camille says:

    SO Tacky.

  30. lu says:

    Rita
    well now somebody had bursted our bubble

  31. mike says:

    C’mon, Kaiser. You’re complaining about a bra and bringing up Marie Antoniette?!

    Seriously?!

    If you wanna be mad at conspicuous and frivolous consumption, don’t go playa hating at a bra. Get mad at them loser CEOs who lose billions of dollars for their companies and force millions of hard-working Americans out of work — while making hundreds of millions of dollars like there’s nothing wrong in the world.

    That’s something to be outraged about. Not about some stoopid bra, but about greedy leeches on the Wall Street and penthouse offices.

  32. HotPockets says:

    Lima, the VS model, does have implants. One of my friends was obsessed with her and had collected all of her modeling pictures, even the ones from when she was still a teenager. The girl had maybe A cups when she first started out.

    My only problem is… where are the matching panties?

  33. P.M. says:

    When Adriana first started in V Secret she was very small chested, couple months later and boom! So she had her implants done a few years ago. At least she’s laid off the lip filler, her lips look better their normal size.

  34. Sally says:

    She definitely has implants – you can see the startling change in her modelling photos from flat chested to a big cup size. Having said that, when she first got them done they looked fantastic! Hers and Giselle’s were the best in the business. But now she’s lost some weight (post-baby), and they look really fake 🙁

  35. Anti-icon says:

    I have no idea who this person is; but her attire and her whole “image” screams Katie Price, and that ain’t good.

  36. DetRiotgirl says:

    She just had a baby? Wow! Good genes, I guess!

  37. DetRiotgirl says:

    Oh, and yeah, the outfit is really tacky looking.

  38. Stronzilla says:

    $2 million for a diamond studded bra cups sewn on cheap, flesh-colored nylon doesn’t really make for good publicity for VS. Now, maybe if they hired Kanye to wear it they’d have a picture.

  39. crab says:

    Looks itchy!

  40. Jezi says:

    Adriana just had a baby, not to mention VS has a bra called miraculous which adds 2 cup sizes. That could be what she is wearing and it looks like it. I think she is gorgeous. I honestly do!

  41. sisi says:

    isn’t the baby almost 1 year old already?