Taylor Swift & Jake Gyllenhaal have just started dating

NEW YORK - OCTOBER 21: Jake Gyllenhaal attends the CMJ Film Festival Screening of 'Love & Other Drugs' at Chelsea Clearview Cinema on October 21, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Bobby Bank/Getty Images)

LaineyGossip is reporting that Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal were on a date on Saturday night. Taylor is apparently friends with Emma Stone, and Taylor was backstage for Emma’s SNL hosting gig… and Jake was there too. WITH SWIFTY. Oh… Jake. First of all, Swifty is way too young for you. She’s 20 years old and you’re 29 – not illegal or anything, just icky and sketchy, the same way Swifty and John Mayer were icky and sketchy. Second of all, she sings about ponies and middle school. Third of all, she boned John Mayer. Do you want to get with that? Really? I hope you like hearing songs about how you’re a big meanie, Jake.

Exclusive — Taylor Swift and Emma Stone are tight. Emma Stone hosted SNL. Taylor Swift was backstage. Guess who was with her? Multiple sources tell me exclusively that Jake Gyllenhaal was her date that night. Yes, HER DATE. She was totally into him, there were close the whole time, and awkwardly cute-flirting, some undercover handholding, and I’ve been told several times, “it was more than just friends”.

As you can imagine, she was beyond delirious. I’m told she looked like she was dreaming while she was there. And they left together. And they’ve been seen all around New York together – brunch, shopping, what people do when they start dating.

Yes. Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal are dating. Early days, but they’re dating.

Best part – John Mayer is in NYC too. And she’s rubbing that sh-t right up in his face, just as her new album is dropping too. Love this so much.

[From LaineyGossip]

I do not love it. It makes me think less of Jake. Plus, can he ever date a brunette? Would it kill him to go for a girl who is something other than a blonde? And what do they have to talk about? Ugh. This pisses me off.

Oh, and I was writing this up, Life & Style confirmed Lainey’s report – according to the Scene Queens’ sources, Swifty “has a new man in her life: 29-year-old actor Jake Gyllenhaal, Life & Style’s Scene Queens can report exclusively. The two were spotted looking cozy in Brooklyn, N.Y., yesterday.” An eyewitness tells L&S: “Taylor and Jake were walking around Park Slope holding hands… They looked like a couple!” UGH.

46446, LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM - Thursday October 20, 2010. Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez have a night out together as they are seen going to Jamie's, Jamie Oliver's new restaurant in Covent Garden. After the meal Taylor and Selena both headed over to Ciao Italian Gelateria in Leicester Square. Taylor got stracciatella gelato while Selena opted for toffee white chocolate flavored gelato. The pair giggled to each other as they ate their cool treats on a rather cold night in London. Photograph:  Ringo, PacificCoastNews.com

NEW YORK - OCTOBER 21: Jake Gyllenhaal attends the CMJ Film Festival Screening of 'Love & Other Drugs' at Chelsea Clearview Cinema on October 21, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Bobby Bank/Getty Images)

46425, LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM - Thursday Ocober 21 2010. County cutie Taylor Swift leaves her London hotel to head to a TV studio. The Should've Said No singer has revealed she plans to have a winter-themed 21st birthday party. Taylor will celebrate her landmark birthday on December 13. Photograph:  Ringo, PacificCoastNews.com

Photo by: Quasar/starmaxinc.com 2010  10/18/10 Jake Gyllenhaal at Elle Magazine''s 17th Annual Women In Hollywood Gala. (Beverly Hills, CA) Photo via Newscom

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  1. Josephine says:

    ewwww just eww

  2. Bam Bam says:

    Cute, but has she ever had a long term relationship? or even interested in one? He seems to be looking for one.

  3. mln says:

    Shoot me but I like it. The age difference with Mayer was a big deal is because he had bad intentions from the start. Jakey isn’t a creep and he’ll treat Swifty well which is why she will dump him eventually.

  4. Diane says:

    NO JAKE, NO!

  5. Kimmm says:

    Taylor swift is starting to annoy the hell out of me .

    ” I love being single ” schtick is wearing thin as it is .

  6. gillie says:

    i see shes continuing to be a professional beard… and moving up! good for her.

  7. brin says:

    I feel a song coming on! (Joe, John, now Jake).

  8. Kitten says:

    I’m having heart palpitations..this is so so wrong.
    Gah. Seriously, what do these two have in common?
    Yes can he please date a brunette and someone who is NOT famous??? I love him but this definitely makes me think way way less of him.

  9. Sam says:

    Nothing against Swifty, but this makes me think less of Jake.

  10. Ruby Red Lips2 says:

    There are so many rumours that GG is gay, but I can’t believe all these females are his beard….

    hmmmmmm…

  11. Boombeeba says:

    Taylor Swift & Emma Stone are LOVERS people! Wake the EFF up! Jake is her “beard”
    Taylor Lautner is her “beard” Joe Jonas is her “beard” has anyone else notice how every guy Taylor Swift supposedly “dates” is tooooootally homosexual? Taylor Swift is a closet lesbian. Many people in Hollywood know this as fact. No spin, just the TRUTH

  12. Gwen says:

    Me too.

  13. Dorothy#1 says:

    dislike!

  14. devilgirl says:

    I am so over her little doe- eyed act.

  15. Oi says:

    Well, there’s a headline I never expected to read.

    Whatever. Its a bad rumor or fake anyway.

    Disagree about the age gap. I don’t see what’s so icky about it. Mayer just should not have happened, regardless of age.

  16. Molly says:

    I think Taylor using her songs as an aural bathroom-wall rant is childish and tacky.

  17. NoirlovesCats says:

    It’s official: Taylor Swift is a professional beard.

    When you start “dating” Toothy Tile you’ll never get rid of that title.LOL

  18. Jackson says:

    This girl does get around, eh? I’m actually shocked to read that she is 20 (I though she was about 17) and that Jake G. is only 29. I thought he was in his mid-30s, actually. Nine years isn’t a huge difference but 20 to 29 is. They just seem like an odd match.

  19. Marjalane says:

    Maybe we should just take a look at the idea that Swifty is the player- maybe her dippy teen queen songs are just the cash cow that keeps giving and she’s nothing like her carefully crafted image. Or maybe just happy being a beard. I’ve never been overly enamored of J.G., so meh- they can live happily ever after for my money.

  20. Sigh. says:

    Meh…

    IDK Y, but he just seems like he cries after sex to me (quiet sniffling to gently weeping), and we all know she can get her “I’m all like, oh yeeah, well, you’re a…a…big ol’ meanie poo face…so nah (X^P)” on.

    Gad, the levels of whimpering this is going to produce (if true)…like 5 mins past feeding time at the kennel…

  21. Liana says:

    My husband and I are 7 years apart. Whatever, they are both beyond the age of consent, so if it makes them happy, go for it.

  22. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    I like Lainey but this is crazy. I refuse to even give this any possible thought that there could be a snowball’s chance in hell of this being true. Jake could do a whole better if it is true.

  23. Pogogal says:

    Can’t wait to hear the song about Jake.

  24. InVain says:

    Gross. I used to love her, but the more I read about her the more she bothers me. I feel like she was 15 yesterday. And seriously, Jake…this is not a good match.

  25. Lissa says:

    I don’t know what about Taylor makes me think of as a teen, not a 20-year-old girl if not a woman.

    I would expect someone like Shia, but not Jake. NOT JAKE! How long before we get a song?

    Taylor is only 20, she can stop going around for a while… SMFH

  26. daisy says:

    Fodder for her next album, that’s all. It’s called research people. She’s getting pretty good at it. How else is she supposed to write a friggin album filled with songs?!

  27. mary says:

    Wow, she’s already starting on her next album, you go girl!

  28. kelBear says:

    I don’t like this, I don’t like this at all!

  29. Sue says:

    jake is creepy…something about him. maybe his immaturity will match little taylor’s.

  30. casey says:

    I hope they get married and have babies!

  31. patti says:

    I thought he was gay?

  32. OtherChris says:

    I never believed the gay stuff about him . . . until now.

  33. Kitten says:

    She is TWENTY. She can’t even legally drink in the U.S.!
    And nine years is not that big of a deal if it’s a 30-year-old dating a 39 year-old but the difference between 20 and 29 is huge as far as where two people are in their lives and their life experiences. She is only 2 years past being a teen. She also strikes me as very immature…ugh.
    No likey!

  34. Isabel says:

    This is ridiculous. How do you go from dating Reese Witherspoon, ubermom-actress-businesswoman-privacy freak, to this child? Jake, ew! Come on, man!

  35. Oi says:

    Oh and another thing: How completely and totally coincidental that this happens THE SAME DAY her album drops. Stunt, pure and simple. Are there any pictures?

  36. spinner says:

    uh oh…something doesn’t feel right about this. However, If you think of it in bearding and merkin terms…it’s brilliant!!

  37. Laura says:

    NO! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO, no, no, no, NO, NO, NO!

    NO, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!!!!

    Seriouly Jake, wtf.

  38. Beth says:

    I think it’s cute.

  39. Marjalane says:

    @Angelina

    Lainey’s been talking out of her ass quite a bit recently- I think she likes this so much because she imagines it’s breaking Mayer’s, (who she hates) heart. I kind of doubt Mayer could give a rats ass.

  40. hoganbcmj says:

    Oh, come on. There is nothing at all wrong with the age gap. They’re both in their 20s for cripes sake. But I will concede that it does seem like an odd match. He seems to be so tortured and brooding and she is sort of lollipops and barbie dolls.

  41. SammyHammy says:

    Yeah, yeah, yeah…of course. She must be gay, because apparently everyone in Hollywood is either gay or a beard.

    How dumb. How could any of you possibly know this kind of thing anyway?

  42. DetRiotgirl says:

    So, when this ends, what ultra creative song title will she go for? I’d like to start the betting now.

    I have odds on “heart break Jake”! But, other possible song titles include:

    “For Pete’s Sake, Jake”

    “Jake, Why Did You Take (my unicorns away)?”

    “Jake The Fake (teardrops on my hello Kitty throw pillow)”

    “Rainbows, Kittens, Ponies, Jake is a Big Fat Loser, Poodles, Fairies”

    “Bursted by Bubble Boy”

    “The Prince Of Persia Is Not my Fairy Tale Oh So Wonderful Let’s Play Dress Up Prince Anymore”

    I even have lyrics thought out for this! They go like this:

    Dear Jake,

    yes, that Jake. The one you may know

    from such films as Donnie Darko

    He dated that chick from Legally Blonde

    How could I know he was leading me on?

    I thought the bubble boy would never break my heart

    But he popped all my dreams and he tore my rainbows all apart

    We climbed a mountain, but he broke back

    I guess the stars weren’t aligned in our zodiac

    I don’t know what that means, but it makes me sound smart

    Oh, Jake Gyllenhaal… Yes, Jake Gyllenhaal… Do you all know who I mean? YES, I am singing about Jake Gyllenhaal…

    Why did you have to break my poor, little, completely innocent heart?

    Oh, oh, I think I made a mistake…

    By ever falling in love with…

    Heart break Jake (gyllenhaal)

    *fade out on a gentle acoustic guitar riff composed of two alternating chords*

    And there you have it folks. I’ll be expecting a royalty check from Taylors people in about 3 months.

  43. I Choose Me says:

    This pairing bores me. I’m over her and I’m meh on him, though I think he’s a nice guy and NOT gay. Boombeeba’s take on this story is interesting however, very interesting indeed. So Boombeeba, do tell us more, how did you come by your facts?

    Edit: LMFAO at DetRiotgirl’s comment. Too funny. This is a publicity stunt plain and simple but I’m enjoying everybody’s theories and snark.

  44. Marjalane says:

    @Detriotgirl

    I bow to your creativity.

  45. Kfan says:

    DetRiotgirl. Funniest post ever.

  46. Diane says:

    Lol, DetRiotGirl, that’s hilarious!

  47. Bored says:

    Never believed the Jake is gay rumors until today.

  48. Oi says:

    @DRG: great stuff!

  49. Renee says:

    Is it April Fools Day again?! They don’t really expect us to believe this B.S., do they?! It’s like Jake is screaming, I’m gay, I’m gay! I just want to tell people I’m gay!

  50. Leticia says:

    I think these two are perfect together! He seems as sensitive as she is. She will wind up breaking his heart and then he will be the one to write a song about it.

  51. Leila says:

    This match is totally fake.
    @Detriotgirl funny as hell, this will surely inspire her for new material.

  52. Rachel says:

    Does she really excpect us to hate on John Mayer for taking advantage of a young girl when she’s dating another older (by a lot) guy? John Mayer is a douche but he’s only a few years older than Jake.

  53. Trace says:

    Alright, I’m so over Jake Gyllenhaal. Just watched Prince of Persia and he was not convincing as an action hero. I finally had to admit, his acting is mediocre at best. And now we learn he passed up Rachel McAdams for Swifty!

  54. nona says:

    First he bombs with Prince of Persia and now this???!!!! Jake is the next Josh Harnett, mark my words.

  55. Amy says:

    No! He’s so hot! She’s not… hot. Cute, but not hot. Also it seems to me he is ready to settle down and start a family and she is no way near doing that. Jake you could do so much better than this!

  56. Iggles says:

    Wow, guess she’s a professional beard now..

  57. Tess says:

    Maybe Reese had the right idea.

  58. horizonte says:

    @detriotgirl: you’re a genious!!

  59. Lola7 says:

    Hmmm, where is her Mother?

  60. DeE says:

    @ DetRiotgirl…..I’ll be hoping ya takem to court for using all of your material down to the alternating chords. Hee Hee….seriously, maybe they are just friends, but that was Fun E!

  61. bros says:

    sorry but if you are dating someone not old enough to drink, I do not see what these two can have in common. she is basically a fetus. when you are 29 you have SUCH different perspective on life and different experiences than a 20 year old. a 20 year old would do nothing for me. he went from dating a woman with children to dating a child.

  62. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    @Detriotgirl I bow before your EPIC post. I am sooo impressed. I love how you put all his movies into the lyrics. OMG that was so sweet.

    Rock on.

  63. nsfw says:

    Isn’t Taylor a bit too juvenile for him? Jake needs a WOMAN not a girl, how the hell do you go from Reese Witherspoon to Taylor Swift! I hope this rumor isn’t true because quite frankly it would disgust me. Why? Because it seems like he’s gonna just take advantage of her I mean what does she have to offer a 30 yr old man? God forbid if he pisses her off because if he does, he’ll be on her next album

  64. icantbelievethis says:

    ‘First he bombs with Prince of Persia and now this???!!!! Jake is the next Josh Harnett, mark my words.’

    LOL, Prince of Persia grossed $335,000,000 worldwide with a $200,000,000 budget. I wouldn’t call it a bomb. I thought it was a fun movie. It wasn’t Oscar worthy, but it is a fun, kids movie.

    As for Taylor and Jake . . . Run Jake, RUNNNNNN

  65. D says:

    Jake has been #1 on Lainey’s Freebie 5 for YEARS. Literally since I found her site. He’s now been terminated, forcing me to lust after a married Jerry O’Connell…who is not even a choice for the list. UGH.

  66. Allison says:

    thats a strange combination…

  67. prettytarheelfan says:

    @DRG-I should not have shot Dr. Pepper out my nose. I have brain burn and a brown spot on my white shirt. It was worth it for the laugh from your post.

    With regard to those who believe he went from Reese to Taylor…Wouldn’t YOU want someone a little less stodgy after 2 years of living with Reese? She’s probably kittens and rainbows…Like a Mariah Carey trapper keeper, which is mentally relaxing after Reese’s OCD.

    With regard to his gayness…I really don’t know. I tend to take Lainey over Ted, but this just seems like the worst kept secret ever. Either way, TayTay needs to get out of Hweird and go back to Nashville to live out her puppy dreams in peace. She’s getting way too much attention…bearding the middle Jonas, then Taylor, and if it’s true, now Jake… Time to cut bait and run, darlin.

  68. Mia says:

    Reading this I am surprised to learn that she is twenty. I honestly thought she was seveenteen or eighteen.

  69. flutters says:

    I don’t suppose this has anything to do with the fact that Taylor’s album is out this week.

    Honestly she’s going to sell lots of copies anyway. Why get into this showmance crap again when it can be all about the music? And WHAT is Jake G thinking? I’m disappointed in him for signing on for this too.

  70. grace says:

    i guess he played too much with Reese’s daughter, now he desperately wants another girl to talk about princesses and fairy tale.

  71. Crash2GO2 says:

    You know what is boring? This f*cking Jake is gay crap.

  72. bleh says:

    I want Taylor Swift to go away. Seriously, I am so tired of her little miss innocent act, and how she has to cry about all her failed relationships. Hello, you’re 20… There are sure to be many more, and this kiss and tell crap seems like she’s always like “poor me, I need pity. I’m so unlucky in love, and Kanye was a big turd to me. Boo-hoo.” Yes, because feeling bad for someone is a good way to forget that they don’t have much talent.

    I don’t see their relationship lasting long- Jake seems like he is mature and looking for a real relationship- not one with someone mentally stuck in high school.

  73. flutters says:

    @Crash2Go2: I agree but Jake’s people don’t help matters by signing him up for showmances like this. PR flack seem to have this desperate need to promote their client’s projects through timely photo op-friendly relationships when the projects are about to release. It happened with Taylor-Taylor last year (Twilight movie, rerelease of Taylor’s album) and now it’s happening again with the release of Taylor’s album and Jake about to hit the rounds to promote his movie. Jake somewhat recently had a Rachel Bilson photo op in the UK too, that episode was short-lived.

    It’s stupid and I don’t know why it’s become such a popular promotional tactic. I know it’s just feeding the tabloids and gossip sites with fantasy fodder but there’s just something extra icky about manufacturing a personal life for public consumption. Maybe in reality it’s no harm, no foul because there are no real feelings involved (though Swift will no doubt pretend otherwise when she writes her song). But it still rubs me the wrong way.

  74. bizzy says:

    she boned John Mayer. Do you want to get with that? Really?

    personally, i think jake would LU’UVE to get with that, ideally without taylor swift getting in the way.

  75. fizXgirl314 says:

    lol DRG… that was so funny I had to read it twice 🙂

  76. K-MAC says:

    I-AM-NOT-HAPPY-ABOUT-THIS!

    and

    I-AM-SO-OVER-HER!

  77. insidescoop says:

    @Detriotgirl awsome! love it.

    JG is gay, publicity stunt. end of story

  78. Strawberry says:

    Ok, I want actual definitive proof that JG is in fact Toothy Tile. Has he been caught out a la John Travolta somewhere, kissing a man? NO. Is there footage of him entering/leaving gay bars, or getting it on with men? NO AGAIN.

    He might actually not be gay — just because you play a straight/gay character does not make you that orientation does it?

    As for the Swifty showmance rumours, until there’s photographic evidence, you’re gonna trust In Touch Weekly and Lainey?

  79. Kitten says:

    @Strawberry and Crash2Go2-ITA with both of you.
    @Stawberry-“He might actually not be gay — just because you play a straight/gay character does not make you that orientation does it?”

    I honestly think some people come to this conclusion.
    There’s nothing wrong with being gay but screaming that every man in Hollywood who isn’t a womanizing prick is gay is getting REALLY old.

  80. Maritza says:

    There is nothing icky poo about these two together, if it’s ok for Ashton to be married to Demi 14yrs younger than there is definitely nothing wrong with this couple. I kind of like them together.
    I totally agree with Strawberry, it’s weird that he hasn’t be photographed kissing or doing anything inappropriate.

  81. Jenna says:

    ooookay she needs to drop the 70’s prom queen makeup ANY TIME NOW. she is so boring. it feels like she was 17 yesterday. just stop & grow up!

  82. Chris says:

    But not boning?

  83. alex says:

    Men crave young flesh! Man from Reese to Taylor…he sort of has a type I guess. Tiny little “nice” girls.

  84. icantbelievethis says:

    ‘You know what is boring? This f*cking Jake is gay crap.’

    How can you not believe that Jake has had a boyfriend for many years (that boyfriend also has a pretend girlfriend) and they’ve been hiding their love child for a few years now?

    That kind of stuff happens ALL the time, especially with all the paps lurking, cell pictures and the Internet. Ted C would never, ever make up a story to get more hits to his website. Secret life, secret boyfriend and secret baby must ALL be true. A gossip columnist who makes their living out of blind items would never, ever lie.

    *sarcasm* just in case anyone couldn’t tell.

  85. Kim says:

    Oh boy she is becoming the Jennifer Aniston of the music world with the guys she dates! Unless she is just a beard (know or unknown by her) because John Meyer is in closet and they say Jake is also so….

  86. Emma says:

    It’s a PR stunt. However, I doubt the last (celeb) relationships of hers were for promo…who knows? Anyway, he’s been pretty quiet lately, so it helps his name circulate. Besides, Taylor picks her boys for everything (music videos, photo shoots, etc.). How is this any different? Her agents were prob like, “Taylor, on your CD release date, who do you want as the man on your arm?”…Taylor: “Oh let’s see, who’s cute, charming, single and would be a great recipe for some lyrics?” Hmm..Ryan Gosling? No I’ll save him. Oh wait, there’s Jake…” blah blah..PR all the way….

  87. BethL says:

    I think because of her personality and immaturity, Taylor dating anybody over 21 seems creepy. I don’t see this going anywhere. I don’t get the impression they have anything in common since Jake seems so much older and mature.

  88. Brittney says:

    First Taylor Lautner, now Jake…
    it’s too obvious, honey.

  89. Crash2GO2 says:

    “Unless she is just a beard (know or unknown by her) because John Meyer is in closet and they say Jake is also so…”

    Great powers of deductive reasoning there.

  90. Crash2GO2 says:

    @Kitten: Right. He dared play a gay person and has pretty boy looks (unlike Heath Ledger who had rugged good looks) and so has been dogged by these stupid rumors that were started by an idiot gossip columnist. So naturally, he MUST be gay. Because, you know, he dated Reese Witherspoon for 3? years and she has nothing better to do than be a beard for an actor with half her acting pedigree.

    I wish critical thinking was a mandatory subject in High School. An entire class on it would be great.

  91. Lady D says:

    DetRiotgirl, I too bow to your creativity. That was just too gd funny. I’m going to laugh all day over that one. Thank you.

  92. Pb says:

    Dude. His sister lives in park slope she’s totally meeting the family.

  93. Strawberry says:

    Well I bow down to Crash2G02’s crushing wit and Kitten’s well-laced sarcasm. Seriously people? I kind of think you can do better than the tired “ooh, she’s a beard” and “he’s into guys because he dates but never marries”. He is 29 years old, could maybe just be a player?

    Anyone is an upgrade after John Meyer.

  94. Strawberry says:

    Oops, Mayer. I’m tired over ‘ere in the UK.

  95. Janey says:

    I find it quite amusing that people are slating her for singing about high school when she was of high school age. At least she went to school and by all accounts actually possesses some intelligence, unlike the Mileys or the Lohans of this world

  96. Liana says:

    Ted C would never, ever make up a story to get more hits to his website. Secret life, secret boyfriend and secret baby must ALL be true. A gossip columnist who makes their living out of blind items would never, ever lie.
    *************

    *gasp* Ted C LIE? Ted C MAKE UP STUFF???? Say it isn’t so!!! (additional sarcasm). Ted C thinks everyone is gay. He really needs to get over himself.

  97. mollination says:

    I like it. You guys just think he’s too old for her/looking for a longterm relationship because he dated Reese.

  98. sunny says:

    I’m guessing Jake is feeling sorry for the kid because of all the heartbreak so he’s going to treat her with kid gloves so she isn’t permanently scarred. Unless he’s a vulturous pig like Mayer looking to take advantage of a young girl who wears her heart on her sleeve.

  99. Nicky says:

    There are photos of them hanging out in Brooklyn over the weekend on Perez’s website . It looks like they’re with a group of friends and there’s no hand holding but it’s still weird imo. It just seems so random and unconvincing. Judging by all of the comments on various websites, this will do wonders for Taylor and her record sales but Jake’s getting A LOT of flack for this, so if this is a PR stunt it hasn’t really worked in his favor. If he’s straight and hooking up with her he looks like a creeper, but if he’s gay and trying to hide it, he couldn’t have picked a worse girl to beard with. It’s a no-win situation for him in the long run.

  100. Camille says:

    I LOVE Jake and yeah this kind of makes me think a little bit less of him too. I’m not a Swifty hater (although I am over her too), but I don’t like these 2 as a couple at all. :-

  101. Mizz Tickles says:

    Bravo to you Detriotgirl that was so entertaining. I could see this couple makin a baby or two, and boy would the child be cute!

  102. heathen says:

    Didn’t Jake date Natalie Portman for a long time when he first started in the biz? Maybe she turned him off brunettes.

    And, yes, put me in the “he’s gay” camp. I just get “gay” vibe froem him — always have.

  103. Nancy says:

    This ugly little girl’s face annoys me to no end.

  104. Toni says:

    The whole John Mayer thing was a lie. Publicity stunt on her part for album sales. She got a crush and got rejected by John. Her PR people are putting this crap out there for PR. Run away from this child.

  105. Toni says:

    http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/246/johntaylorcmt.jpg

    She said in her song Story of Us, there was akwardness at the CMT’s with a guy. She went up and approached him.

  106. Peter says:

    Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, and now Jake Gyllenhaal? Yeah, no obvious signs of gayness at all. At this point, she’ll be dating Kevin Spacey next.

  107. Shay says:

    I’ll never forget reading a livejournal post by an actor who had worked with Jake in Day After Tomorrow, who wrote that Jake was a complete a***hole.
    Maybe it explains his serial short-lived relationships.

  108. nsfw says:

    OH GOD THERE ARE PICTURES ON PEREZ AND IT’S CLEARLY THEM!!!….I was hoping this whole thing was a fabrication

  109. Stephanie says:

    @Nancy, I agree. People talk about Paris Hilton’s wonk eye but Taylor has one to rival Paris’!

    That song, “You belong with me,” makes me think of a freaking cat in heat. I wish the music industry would raise the bar on singers.

  110. jc126 says:

    Two Sagittarians. Can be a good match.

  111. K Taylor says:

    I never would have believed it if I hadn’t seen those pictures, which are rather innocuous. Just walking with friends but still an odd pairing to me. He dropped off my radar after BBM until I saw a couple of interviews he did for Prince of Persia and I remember thinking how charming, funny, and intelligent he seemed. I was seriously starting to develop a crush but this is making me rethink the whole thing. Please don’t Jake!

  112. belle Epoch says:

    OK, I’m in the 1% here. I can’t stand Toothy Tile and would not be at all surprised to find out he is gay. It has nothing to do with Brokeback Mountain. He just sets off my gaydar.

    Remember when he and Reese had their 2 year “arrangement,” and then she broke up with some carefully worded statements about how he wasn’t marriage material? And that whole rebound “gay men make the best friends” thing?

    Totally with #14. This girl has been working it behind the scenes for years, but acting like a sweet innocent thing because that image sells for her. Once you do it with John Mayer you are officially a skank. I wonder if she will ever totally slip up – like go out and get bombed in public and fall on her ass and shock everyone? Or do her handlers prevent that?

  113. Jo 'Mama' Besser says:

    I’ve always found it kind of ridiculous when people as young as her ‘love being single’, as if that’s a hard-won state of harmony after a long struggle. They never mean it, either. ‘Oh, I love being single!’ Oh, I know, hon’. Is she even old enough to purchase the drink in which she would drown her ‘sorrows’?

    Being single isn’t a defict or something that has to be struggled with or overcome for a mandatory amount of time before being fine with it. It doesn’t have to be about preparing yourself for The One under the guise of ‘finding yourself’ either.

    ‘I’m not just good, I’m good enough’ is a half-whack way to live and view yourself.

  114. Toni says:

    How are you a skank for sleeping with John zmayer. He’s a player just like tons of guys out there. Ask your man how many girls he’s slept with and you may not like the answer. He dates them and dumps them. He’s not leaving them pregnant or sleeping with other people. Taylor didn’t even date him so please.

  115. Toni says:

    If Aniston and Simpson went crazy at their ages for this fool. Swift would’ve been in an institution bothering with him.

  116. jennifer says:

    What, is she the new go-to beard now!?!? oh, swifty, no!

    Not that *I* wouldn’t, Jake is a hot piece. But shouldn’t Taylor have something better to do?

  117. mike says:

    I see nothing wrong with 20 and 29.

    Seriously, why’s this even icky at all? If anything, given their backgrounds, she’s probably more mature than he. And that bit about her not even being old enough to drink?

    Plzzzzzzz. At 20, she’s old enough to bleed and die for this country. Dying for your country, I reckon, trumps not being able to drink…

    (As a woman, she’s formally not able to serve in “active” combat duty, but given the assymetric nature of warfare in Iraq and Afghan, a woman soldier can die from insurgents or IEDs as easily as male soldiers.)

    That said, bucktooth Taylor ratface bugs the heck out of me. Every time I hear about a new bf, I keep thinking, “this is it, this is the time!”

    But alas, she just refuses to get knocked up and go away. Either she’s got purse full of morning after pills, or she buys condoms herself for all her boytoys.

  118. KC says:

    I wonder what kind of song she’s going to write about him once they break up.

  119. Sakyiwaa says:

    well, color me amused! this must be the Week of Odd Pairings!

  120. Catherine says:

    @DetRoitGirl Wow, you had a lot of time on your hands! Very creative.

    This taylor girl gets around. Who hasn’t she been with yet? That should be the next list made.

  121. Chris B says:

    Haters gonna hate!!!
    I don’t blame the girl one bit. If I had a chance to hook up with Jake. I would too 🙂

  122. Meanchick says:

    I just can’t stand her. She gets around a bit, no?

  123. Stella says:

    You’re all ridiculous. My mom and dad met at the exact same ages (20 and 29) and they have been married for 30 years!

    Y’all need to stop judging so hard. She’s legal, he’s not even that old. If they like each other, and they aren’t hurting anyone… WHO CARES?

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