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This week’s theme is Red, White and Blue: The All-American Hot Guy Friday. I kept wondering if I should do an all-American week, so I sat down and tried to list all of the hot American guys off the top of my head, and I kept writing and writing… so yeah, unlike the other “theme” weeks, I don’t think I’m going to run out of hot American dudes. That means no Clive Owen this week. No Vincent Cassel. No David Gandy. No British, no Irish, no Aussie, no South American dong. I promise that next week we’ll continue in our multi-cultural, international dong search, but for this week, just let me have my All-American Team. Speaking of, our headliner Hot Guy is one of our favorites, Jon “The” Hamm. I went a little overboard with the photos of him because A) He’s hot, B) He’s gorgeous, C) He’s the new archetype for “The American Man”, D) He’s from Kansas Missouri, the heart of America and E) I found a totally OCD fansite with lots of photos (Thanks Jon-Hamm.org!). Oh, and his dong is large and in charge, remember?
Some Butch Cassidy and Sundance:
Anthony Mackie is SO cute. Damn.
Mark Ruffalo might be one of those dudes who is forever adorable. He brings a smile to my face. He always seems so disheveled, like he’s in good need of some mothering and a hot shower. But there’s a little glint of bad boy too. Sigh… I love Mark Ruffalo.
A little Jesse L. Martin. God, I love this man.
Benicio del Toro! LOVE.
I know some of you like Chris Pine, so here you go. He seems full of himself to me. But he is a good looking guy, so whatever. I’ll indulge your crush.
DENZEL. American classic.
Speaking of American classics, how about Tom Hanks?
Bobby Cannavale. Yes, he seems a little grubby, but he’s an underrated actor, and he’s SO SEXY with that raspy voice and New York accent. Love it.
Matt Damon… CB is obsessed, while I just have to note that Matt looks the hottest, EVER, with some added weight and those glasses. RAWR. Sexy dad.
Daniel Henney – model turned actor, and almost too pretty for words.
Thomas Jane, by request. I think he’s strange. But he does have some sex appeal.
Daniel Sunjata, just for me.
Timothy Olyphant… reminding me of my cowboy fetish. What? Don’t look at me like that.
Jeff Goldblum, because you bitches love the freaks.
Morris Chestnut is forever. I know I always say that, but DAMN.
A little Brad Pitt and George Clooney… come on, they’re American classics!
Sam Rockwell is conventionally “handsome”. But I would still hit it like it tasted like bacon.
Jimmy Smits! I prefer him without the facial hair, but in the end, I don’t really care.
Ben Affleck is still sexy, in my opinion. Does he give off douche vibes? Sure. But I would still hit it.
Is Shia LaBeouf a douche? Probably. But he’s an intriguing douche. I wonder if he’s going to grow into a really interesting actor, and a really fascinating man. Right now, I just want to tell him to hush. And for all of the haters: I love his nose, and his unconventional profile. I find it sexy.
Jake Gyllenhaal, who I think less of because he’s associated with Taylor Swift. It’s just… kind of gross to me. But he’s still Classic Americana (Vanilla Category):
A little James Dean, because why not?
Remember when James Franco first made a name for himself playing James Dean in a TV movie? Who would have thought that he’d end up one of the hottest young actors then? I certainly didn’t.
Did you know that James Marsden was from Oklahoma? I didn’t peg him for a Midwestern boy, at all. They sure grow ‘em pretty out there.
A little rugged playwright/American classic, Sam Shepard:
Will Smith is cute. I don’t find him sexy or anything, but some do. For those ladies, here you go.
Jeremy Sisto! Love.
Joel McHale is beloved by CB. I like him on The Soup too, but I think CB is really, really in love with him. I have to admit, just looking through photos of him made me giggle, so I have to acknowledge that Joel would probably be a pretty awesome “funny boyfriend”.
Dennis Leary, by repeated request. I get it. He’s Irish and he’s angry and he’s a better actor than he deserves to be. Plus, his hair is really good. And he raises so much money for the firemen. Bless his heart.
Everyone is going to yell at me, I know. Ethan Hawke is my shame-crush. It’s not like I spend a lot of time obsessing over him, and aesthetically and morally, I can’t really find a reason for why I find him attractive. He’s not even that awesome an actor. My feelings for him are indescribable – Whenever I see a photo of him, I get turned on. It’s weird. I’d love to know if anyone else shares my weird crush.
For years, I complete forgot that Tate Donovan was once a really hot guy with lots of potential. Then I caught up with that FX show, Damages. My. God. Donovan was acting his ass off in that show. And thus, the hotness returned.
Dylan McDermott… I think he was requested weeks ago and I forgot to do him. My bad, allow me to do him now.
Jon Stewart! Remember how cute he was before he was the most respected newsman in the country? (Seriously.) He was so goofy and weird and adorable! I prefer the current Jon, of course, but I did want to remember the old Jon:
I still think Matt Kemp (Rihanna’s boyfriend) is adorable:
Gale Harold, by request:
God, I just love Christopher Meloni. He’s The Man.
Jared Padelecki & Jensen Ackles, those two dorky Texas boys that some of you bitches are obsessed with:
A touch of Butterscotch Stallion, anyone?
A little Jeremy Renner. I think he’s the hotness, although I know some don’t see it. He’s an intense little guy!
A touch of Vintage James Spader, by request AGAIN. Crazy Spader-loving bitches.
Benjamin Bratt, who I never really noticed this before, but he has “crazy eyes”. Is it wrong that his crazy eyes make him even more appealing?
John Krasinski. I can’t help myself.
I had the biggest crush on Bill Murray when I was a kid. Still do.
Eion Bailey, by request. I remember him from Band of Brothers – I thought he was gorgeous back then. He still is.
Speaking of Band of Brothers, how about a little Matthew Settle? I love him too.
Edward Norton – sigh. We’ve been over this before. He’s probably a bastard, but goodness… his boyish handsomeness is intoxicating.
Ed Burns is so cute!
Adrien Brody, by request:
Viggo is forever:
And to end it, a little Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp. Because… it’s RDJ, for the love of God. He’s brilliant and tortured and funny and sweet and damaged and lovely. And Depp because even though he’s basically French now, America can still claim this man as our own. And that’s something, right? My God… these men.
Photos courtesy of Fame, WENN, Vanity Fair, GQ, Details, Esquire, Parade Magazine, Entertainment Weekly, Google Images.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Hot Guy Friday
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- The last Mad Men baffled a lot of people [Lainey]
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Tom Hanks…My first “celeb” crush…and it never ever went away. And Daniel Sunjata…he will be the ONLY reason I see the Stephanie Plum movie that for whatever reason Katherine Heigl is starring in. And Morris Chesnut and James Dean…2 of the most beautiful men…EVER. Yum Yum hgf!
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I doubt if there will ever be a man yummier than a young Paul Newman.
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God Bless America!
Robert Downey Junior and Adrien Brody..drool.
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The Hamm isn’t from Kansas, he’s from St. Louis!
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@marjalane…you are so correct. I shoulda added him in my comment too. I got so happy when I saw James Dean I almost peed myself
Not only was Paul physically beautiful, and has the most amazing *blue* eyes, he was one of the most charitable, good hearted men alive…I’m lookin at YOU, Kat Von D…
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HOTNESS. Once again, you are the shit.
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WHERE WAS LEO?!?
Plus, Marky Mark is always and forever a hawtie
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****SWWWOOOOOOON****
Lots of good stuff here but the ending was fantabulous! Love me some RJD and Johnny….phew…I need to take a break…..
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Hamm, Denzel, Pitt, Clooney, Marsden, Viggo, Benicio, RDJ…one could go on and on.
I’m echoing MeMyself: God Bless America!
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I love this post!
Before my boyfriend asked me out, I had a nickname for him – “All American Man” because he looks SO All American.
This post hit my soft spot, thanks Kaiser!
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Scandinavian hot guy friday next!!!!
A Skars
Mads Mikkelsen
Viggo (again)
Nikolaj Coster
Nikolaj lie kaas
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Love me some Shia, Jake (that will change if he is dating Taylor), and my boo Joel McHale he never fails to make me laugh. James Marsden why did you have to marry?
Edward Norton can’t be a bastard. He is to awesome and low key. He is a total sweetheart. I loved him in Primal Fear and Fight Club. God I would do things to him…I mean I would just do some THINGS to him…he has a wild side he dated Courtney Love.
Love me some Ed Burns and his sappy sweet movies.
There is not to many times I don’t wish I could take Angie’s place in the love scene from Taking Lives with Ethan Hawke. Of course I would change it to him being naked to, that scene was great but he had on all his clothes…even his suit jacket. Angie was wearing nearly nothing but a cute green robe. Who has sex like that?
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Oh wow, this is a GREAT HGF! Daniel Henney, Jon Krasinski, RDJ, Jake Gyllenhaal, James Marsden, James Franco, Jeff Goldblum, Jesse L. Martin…mama likes!
Speaking of Daniel Henney, he totally looks like he belongs in a Korean boyband in that first picture, amirite? And SPEAKING! of Korean boybands, you’d be hard-pressed to find more perfect examples of sexy (and probably mostly closeted) Asian men!
I have a somewhat obscure request for HGF: Choi Si Won from K-Pop group Super Junior.
http://speakoutgalz.wordpress.com/2010/06/18/super-junior-choi-siwon-casted-for-drama-‘athena’-a-spin-off-production-from-‘iris’/
Major cheese, but SEXY!
Also ’80s Rob Lowe.
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Matt Kemp is fine!
Kaiser,
I have a request…how about a HGF featuring hot guys from different genres of music. Now if you do this…I would like to request my absolute favorite Neo Soul artist Maxwell Rivera…better known as just Maxwell…. oh and some old photos of the very talented and sorely missed DeAngelo!
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Such star-spangled heat-hotness for every possible preference! Truly, the melting pot has produced the best men in the world.
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TGIHGF!
Wow!
Just wow!
What a great mix of cute and crazy and conventional and classic and colorful!
Have a great weekend, Kaiser!
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RDJ!! Yes!! The things I would do to that man….
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God, put Tim Olyphant in there and you can do no wrong….thank you!
also, Benecio Del Toro is American? Would not have guessed that.
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Best HGF ever! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! Thomas Jane if you have seen Velocity of Gary then you know why he’s so sexy. Jensen is such a hot, freckly closet ginger who can make you laugh one second and cry the next
/ Jared- you said it. He’s a adorkably hot and such an amusing spaz. Spader my epic bad boy crush of the 80′s! Bill Murray – who’s sexier than Carl Spackler? LaBeouf – I totally agree with your description of him. Sam Rockwell can dance his way into my Bedroom anytime. Goldblum – I have had a crush on him since I watched Transylvania 6-5000 in my formative years. Would have loved some Sam Elliot. They are all so good.
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Nice list Kaiser.
I too had a crush on Bill Murray. So much so, I wanted to go to Camp North Star after seeing Meatballs. (I know, I’m dating myself).
Denzel, Tom Hanks, Viggo, Johnny Depp, RDJ..Whew! I’m nice and toasty now.
The only one I wish I could have seen included is Richard Gere, preferably from Looking For Mr. Goodbar or American Gigolo days.
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too many beautiful men….
i can’t even make a list because there’s only maybe 2 i don’t fucking love
BUT THANK GOD FOR TIMOTHY OLYPHANT AGAIN YAY
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dennis leary lost all hotness when he called autistic kids stupid and lazy. just can’t get the sexy back for me:(
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Sarah – Benicio is Puerto Rican, which makes him an American citizen.
reba- You know Leary didn’t *reallY* say that, right? He was making a point about rampant misdiagnosis of autism.
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Wonderful way to start my Friday but you left out the manliest man of all-time, Steve McQueen.
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One of the best, Kaiser!
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WOW!!! If only I could crawl into my computer and sandwich myself between Brad & George!! *can hardly breathe*
Dear Santa,
For Christmas I’d like one night of wild loving with Johnny Depp, pleeeeeaaaaaaasssseeee ! I’ve been a real naug….gooooood girl!
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@ Kaiser “Crazy Spader-loving bitches”- LOL! But Tom Hanks I cannot understand??
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Oh, and wouldn’t we all like to trade places with that bitch on the bed with her legs splayed open in the shot with Hamm. Even dogs give it up for him.
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Thanks, Kaiser! This HGF rocks! Love the obvious hotties like my boy Jesse Martin, but also some of the less conventional choices – Bill Murray, Denis Leary, Jeff Goldblum. America – f**k yeah!
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American Dong
Oh my-my, mister American guy.
Drive your chevy to my levee,
Cuz my levee ain’t dry.
And you good old boys are lookin’
mi-ighty fine.
We’re singin’, “this’ll be the (forever) dong til I die.
This’ll be the (forever) dong til I die.”
Love the corn fed American boys.
And you betcha we Midwesterners grow ‘em pretty f*ckin’ hot.
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I totes get your shame-crush on Ethan Hawke myself. My own crush started when I was a mere child and he was in white fang.
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BEST HGF, but man-where’s some vintage Steve McQueen?
And OMG No LEO? LEO? Leo is like THE american hotness.
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I still like my men… man size.
So The Hamm, Timothy Olyphant and Meloni is what I love to see.
But damn… Daniel Sunjata… has always been gorgeous. And I am adding him to my Man List.
And I want to know WHY Daniel Sunjata is never practically nude on “Rescue Me” but that unfortunate looking Dennis Leary can’t make it through an episode without showing his bare ass. Ugh!
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Alright! Joel McHale! I never thought of him for HGF, but he totally deserves to be here! And Chris Meloni…awesome.
But no Steven Weber?
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@Snackysnaxx
Hey, if Hamm is from St. Louis, isn’t Missouri the ‘Show Me’ state? Maybe now they can change their state motto to the ‘Do Me’ state.
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@Hautie: Because the producers knew women heads were going to explode every time his bare ass was on our tv screen, and they couldn’t afford to lose viewers.
So their moto was: Tease, don’t torture the ladies.
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I thought for sure there’d be some Somerhalder mixed in there (he’s American, right?), but you more than made up for his absence with Paul Newman, the most beautiful man OF ALL TIME. God, he was magical.
Kaiser, you win. At everything.
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In honor of the Fall Classic, can we have some baseball guys next week???? Plz plz plz?? (EXCEPT A-Rod and Jeter. So sick of seeing them)
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Wasn’t impressed with this weeks HGF but then you throw Johnny out there and all bets are off. Thanks Kaiser
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Awesome HGF!!! Finally some J2 pics that do them some justice. How about some vintage Val Kilmer?
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OFMG you did my lover JIMMY MARSDEN this week!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU KAISER, I’ve been waiting for so long to see him in HGF haha. Now you definitely made my day.
And yes, he’s from Oklahoma. Before being an actor he was a Versace model, that’s why his photoshoots are always so HOT HOT HOT.
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Seriously, John Hamm triggers my gag reflex. Least attractive man on the planet, IMO. I can’t be alone in this right….?
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PERFECT WAY TO END IT- RDJ & THE DEPP!! (sigh) I squealed like a little girl….Thank you for that pick me up!!
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This HGF is great! Too many to name but Olymphant thank you, thank you and can never have him enough! Sam Shepherd inspired choice. I 2nd Mads Mikkelson another time! Great work!
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Hamm and his HDIC(Head Dong In Charge) are looking mighty nice in those pics. Lord help me if he ever does a nude scene.
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Sweet fancy Moses, I haven’t even gotten past the Hamm and I had to comment. That guy is pure perfection.
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Stellar list Kaiser!
Paul Newman, Robert Redford, James Marsden, Morris Chestnut, Timothy Olyphant, Benjamin Bratt, Daniel Sujatha, Jimmy Smitts AND the Pièce de résistance (for me) Gale Harold! Le sigh.
That is hands down the best HGF ever.
I know Leo DiCaprio’s omission must have been an unfortunate oversight on your part right? Right? Leo is a damn fine piece of American Man…
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Hamm, Jesse, vintage Paul, Jimmy, a big thumbs up! Bill Murray and Benecio, seriously???
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oooooh! great HGF!
love the smart & funny men: bill murray, jon stewart, even joel mchale. cute cute cute.
the hamm – is it just me or does he get hotter every week?!
the L&O guys: jeremy sisto – *sigh* scruffy, sexy, talented and that voice…oh my god. the black t-shirt photo is so damned hot i think i burned my eyes just looking at the screen.
goldblum is a freak but a sexy, nerdy one.
jesse martin is so pretty, and he definitely has the suave factor.
i so don’t get the christopher meloni love, though.
vintage newman, redford and james dean. hell YEAH. classic.
and obviously, RDJ and depp. whew! i’m in the mood for a sandwich. if you know what i mean. and i think you do.
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Michael Jackson Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@ Stronzilla: Bwah ha!
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Great list but hello..where’s the hottest of them all…Jon Bon Jovi. My crush going on 20+ years!
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I love Jeff Goldblum. You know he’s dating that Alex girl from LOST? (eww)
I just saw Earth Girls Are Easy and when he stepped out after his makeover – I died! So hot!
K- you should be ashamed about Ethan Hawke- he is weasley looking and he is a known dog.
Shia’s head is too big for his body. He looks like a giant rat.
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How about some of the fine boys to the North = CANADA!!!! We look at ‘Hot Guy Friday’ every Firday morning at work to start our day and would love to see which of our Canucks you’d pick:)))
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God Bless America & HGF!
Here we go:
–The 3rd pic of Hamm w/ his shirt open and tie undone gives me MAJOR Clark Gable vibes, anyone else?? Which is fine bc Clark was a hottie.
–Matt Damon is delicious. I just watched Good Will Hunting last night and had forgotten how awesome it/he is!
–I love Shia’s nose. It gives him a kind of goofy look and I love goofy.
–I would spread Franco on a cracker and devour him.
–I want Joel McHale as my funny bf.
–I don’t find Jeremy Renner hot, but I cannot look at him w/o thinking of him as a vampire on Angel. Actually that’s all I think when I look at him!
–John Krasinski is the most adorable thing ever.
–Johnny Depp = SWOON.
Good job Kaiser!
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oh god, those jon hamm photos….i can’t even….and that third pic of johnny depp…jesus. christ. excuse me while I melt into a puddle.
and thanks for the Band Of Brothers guys! I actually rewatched it last week and thought several of them should be on HGF!
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AND jOHNNY dEPP! The man can do know wrong. He is my drug
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I love Mark Ruffalo too!
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Ah Benicio del Toro….anytime, anyplace
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So what did you do? Throw a bunch of pictures on the floor and let a blind person pick them? This edition of Hot Guy Friday is so disappointing.
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Best one ever! Christopher Meloni, Edward Norton, Ed Burns, Johnny Depp, and RDJ? Perfect!!!
Kaiser, next week can we please get Maxwell up there? He is my forever ever dong!!!
edit* Lena80 I see you have good taste as well
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OMG!! The Hamm…it’s all about the Hamm…love it!!!
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Kaiser – Hot Guy Friday is the bomb.
We totally need a Canadian edition….we have some hotties north of the States….Ryan Reynolds, Joshua Jackson, Keanu Reeves, and so many delicious hockey players!
Actually, Can you do a Hot NHLers edition as well??? (Have you heard of Trevor Linden? Mmmmmmmmm)
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In keeping with the fine American tradition I would like to second the idea for The Fall Classic Baseball Edition hopefully featuring Cole Hamels & Andre Ethier!
And once again I’d like to beg for a HGF appearance for Michael Imperioli. That man is the SEX!
Thanks, Kaiser-you are a true patriot!
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Wonderful!! Love the vintage ones, especially Butch & Sundance.
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@#23 read his book. only when he got called on it did he “explain” that’s not “what he meant”.*/*
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i love joe mchale and edward norton but really, american hotties and no leo dicaprio? really?!
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I totally understand the Ethan Hawk thing. He was hot in the Dead Poet’s Society.
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Okay, this Jon Hamm thing’s seriously growing on me. Your evil, diabolical plan is working, Kaiser!
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I had the biggest crush on Tom Hanks when I was a kid-I’d watch Splash and Bachelor Party constantly (no my mother did NOT monitor the movies I watched!)
James Dean. Enough said!
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That last picture of Johnny Depp gave me a hot flash.
That period is my favorite vintage of Depp. Yum.
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Wow! I’m lovin the American Hotties!! Well Done!!! I did miss Leo on the list.
Shia LaBeouf brings out my inner cougar! RAWR!
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WOW, you really love us, don’t you. So many great guys that I can’t keep track of my favorites. I have been watching Jimmy on Outlaw and it is great to have him back on TV to look at every week. And can I say, YES to the crazy Spader bitches!
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Matthew Settle and Eion Bailey–yum. What an HGF fest Band of Bros. was.
I’d also nominate James Badge Dale. He’s an all-American boy.
How about a special HGF edition for men who are not traditionally handsome but are still adorable/hot?
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Just when I think HGF can’t get any better–it does! Wow, wow, wow!!!
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GAAAAHH and DENIS LEARY, AND SAM SHEPARD!!! Thank you Kaiser…this may be my most favoritest HGF of all…
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@ak138 – amen to that. Not only was Band of Brothers an AWESOME series, but it was Hot Guy Central. Hell, we could have a Band of Brothers Hot Guy Friday…. Kaiser?
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Wow! Great list! Well done!
*shrieks and jumps like a 4-year old*
Please add Harry Connick, Jr. next week, pretty please.
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Bill Murray was my first crush when I was in Kindergarden. Still LOVE HIM!
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Thanks for my J2 fix! HGF is the highlight of my week!
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Daniel Sunjata is exceptionally handsome. I LOVE him. Jeremy Sisto…such a good actor, and sexy as hell. And whoever requested Gale Harold knows what’s up. He is sex on legs. Those are not great pics of him. I could happily provide much better photos, including some of him taken on my camera in person. I can’t even tell you how intense the sexiness is in person. Time stopped. Seriously.
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JAckson Rathbone pls pls pls
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Kaiser you made my day again
~~~ excellent job & I live for your commentary!!!
Ed Burns for the 2nd straight week (permagrin!!!)
I’d like to plead for Jon Bon Jovi & Mark Harmon please please please and also, I’m with everyone on Leo!!
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I’d like a double order of Chris Pine. With a steaming dish of Jesse L. Martin on the side. To follow: some James Marsden. He will be my sorbet. To conclude the evening, I’ll have a helping of Jimmy Smits and then a long, long nap.
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Mainly good choice, but a few odd ones – I mean Tom Hanks???!!!
Next week, hows about some Shemar Moore (from Criminal Minds) I would beg for more Matthew Grey Gubler (who btw is an American hottie and should have been on this list!!!) but you have given him to me a couple of weeks ago so Shemar is my 2nd choice
Pretty pls….
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Oh & also Tom Welling pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls…
HGF is… TOM WELLING ;o)
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Do us American’s know how to make them or what? All hail these sexy guys moms!!
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Thank you for the Denis Leary!! LOVES IT!!!
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i was having a terrible, terrible day and this just cheered me up!
thanks, Kaiser! HGF is forever! and with my Hamm sandwich, American dong is forever!
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Kaiser – I did not know that! HGF is educational, as well as hot.
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Best HGF EVER!!!
Jensen Ackles FINALLY!!!
Denis Leary it was about time!
Brad Pitt All time classic!
George Clooney
Jared Padelecki He has a rocking body!
Jon Hamm I’m starting to really like him!
Robert Redford
Thomas Jane
Daniel Sunjata Hot,Hot,Hot!
Timothy Olyphant
Morris Chestnut
James Marsden
Christopher Meloni
Matthew Settle
Robert Downey Jr.
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paul rudd?
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Gale Harold- woot!!!
Excellent selection as always!
MWAH!
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YOU FORGOT BRANDO!!!
If you haven’t seen it, watch A Streetcar Named Desire. Brando will make your panties sing.
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Yay to Paul Newman and Sam Rockwell.
Depp and Downey need to make a movie together.
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for all the Bill Murray lovers, I live in Charleston and he’s around all the time (he’s part owner of our baseball team the Riverdogs and has a house here too) and he is super nice and TALL!
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American boys are the sexx.
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Awesome HGF! Love the fetish men and The Ed’s.
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Bobby Cannavale. Yes, he seems a little grubby, but he’s an underrated actor, and he’s SO SEXY with that raspy voice and New York accent. Love it.
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could never find him cute after he was samantha’s ‘funkiest-tasting spunk’ guy on sntc. lol
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I’m not American…but JFK and Obama are pretty hot as politicians go…does any other country have good looking presidents?
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Jason Mraz, please. Geek hawt.
That is all
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I’m feeling very patriotic right now!
But, I’m a little disappointed that you have an “American edition” and did not include a SINGLE Native American man in there. Someone on here has been requesting Adam Beach for weeks, I’ve mentioned a handfull of AMAZING looking Native actors, and you have virtually a whole wolfpack to choose from if you didn’t want to look into indigenous cinema, and still, no (American) Indians.
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Excellent work again!
Dennis Leary tipped me $150 on $300 at the bar I worked in the 90′s. I thought he was nothing short of tremendous for it.
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LOVE you for John Krasinski <3 Such a cutie.
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God bless AMERICA.
I love all the midwestern men. Corn fed and LOVELY
Patrick Fabian
John Slattery – forever an always
Ed Helms
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europeans are hotterrrr
but James Franco and Johnny Depp did it for mee thanks
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Jon Stewart has always struck me as a guy with a big dong.
There. I’m glad I could add something to this conversation.
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Thank you for Jensen and Jared. I am one of those ladies of obsessed.
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Kaiser you continue to out do yourself. What an amazing HGF. Usually as I scroll I can remember what I like but this time it was just too much! From Top to bottom that was EASILY the best HGF. I’m so proud to be an american when I see the horde of gorgeous man we produce. And as for your Ethan Hawk shame-crush…it only turned to shame when he cheated on Uma for me. But I’ve loved him long time. Reality Bites he became my #1. THen he cheated on beautiful Uma. Oh well.
I have a request, can I get some old school Christopher Plummer? I watched Oprah for the first time in forever just to see the reunion of the Sound of Music Cast. Christopher was a hottie in that movie.
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::SIGH:: God Bless America.
As a native Oklahoman, all I can say about James Marsden is, YES, we do grow ‘em pretty out here!
And BTW, even though Brad Pitt grew up in Missouri, he was born in Oklahoma, so we still get to claim him a little bit.
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The RDJ pics just…what are the words… send me to a very naughty place.
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BRAD PITT!!!! OH BRAD,LORD HAVE MERCY HELP ME, HE’S MY DRUG, HE GETS BETTER WITH AGE., OH YEAH EVERY ONE ELSE TOO. LOL so many beautiful men, they are all so great to look at, nice job.
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Jeremy Sisto & Mark Ruffalo. Yum.
& RDJ – always.
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Jeffrey Dean Morgan
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Kevin Costner? No Way Out? Bull Durham? Untouchables? Very hot. Very All-American. Very much needs to be part of HGF some day! Otherwise, good job. Redford & Newman my favs. And, of course, the Hamm.
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Ed Burns and Adrien Brody. Thank you. have a good weekend.
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Oh, Kaiser. Just when my panties were getting in a twist, there he was: my Chris Meloni. THANK YOU. By the way, no one is more all-American than Sam Elliott. DAMN. May I suggest a rock star Hot Guy Friday? That includes Nikki Sixx? Please and thank you!
PS: Missing? Michael Chiklis, The Rock, Vince Diesel, Chris Jericho.Oh, Bruce Willis. LOVE.AND KEANU.
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Harry Shum Jr! He is the only reason Glee is worth watching!
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I’m all for Timothy Olyphant and Jense Ackles made Supernatural. I have no shame of my crush on them. Justified needs to come back on tv, beautifull written, and amazing talen, plus Olyphant had his shirt off every other episode. Nothing wrong with that.
I also second Jeffrey Dean Morgan … he is one of my ultimate older guy crushes. His voice does bad bad things to me …
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Best HGF so far!! John Krasinski, Timothy Olyphant.. Matt Damon. Meeeow! And I have had a serious crush on Ethan Hawke for ages. He’s bad boy sexy…so dirty in that good way
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This is a lot of work and always appreciated. And for someone who didn’t know who Jon Hamm was until very recently, I’m getting more enamoured. Does he even take a bad photo ever?
Butch and Sundance, always my favorites. And Depp and RDJ. God, I feel like I do after Thanksgiving dinner–stuffed.
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Mark Ruffalo might be one of those dudes who is forever adorable. He brings a smile to my face. He always seems so disheveled, like he’s in good need of some mothering and a hot shower.
I can provide both. And sex. Lots of it. Dirty, naughty, shameless sex.
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Paul Newman and Sam Shepard made my day!!!! And a little James Marsden never hurt either
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I was lukewarm on an all American HGF until you closed with Johnny-that sexy ex-pat makes me say God Bless America. Also loved the Brad Pitt, Viggo and Paul Newman.
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I love Fridays!
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Vintage James Spader could set water on fire, so forget about saving the panties.
Dayum.
Hot Guys, Momma salutes you.
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Gale Harold and Jensen Ackles in the same HGF- it’s just too much! Thank you for making my night! More please!
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One of the best Hot Guy Fridays yet! God DAMN, Jon Hamm. And I loved seeing young Jon Stewart juxtaposed with Silver Fox Jon Stewart. And sexy, sexy, glorious Viggo.
I second the nomination for James Badge Dale, and can I get some love for Sendhil Ramamurthy? I don’t know if you’ve ever included him in an HGF before, but come on, just LOOK at that gorgeous bastard.
Oh! Also, Eric Balfour. I know people are kind of divided on his attractiveness, but I have SUCH a thing for him and his endearingly weird facial hair.
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Denis Leary can write about or say ANYTHING to me ANYTIME. The dirtier the better; i’ll add him to my HAMM Sammich!
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Every time I see a picture of Emily Blunt I think, “you lucky bitch!”
John K is so cute & funny. LOVE him on The Office. Also, Owen Wilson is hilarious and a great looking man.
Jon Hamm is seriously gorgeous. I need to make a Hamm screen saver out of those b&ws and the post from last week. “Large & in charge,” lmao! Love it.
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Big thanks for Jeremy Renner. Intense is the right word for him. Love him!
Also loving one of his BF Sam Rockwell.
Great that Jeremy Sisto and Mark Ruffalo made the list too.
One of the best HGF yet.
If you do a Canadian HGF you have to include my two favorites- Nathan Fillion and Bryan Adams. Please Please Please!
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YAYAYAYAYAY Paul Newman! Thank you thank you thank you!!! Mm mmm mmm
As an extra thank you here is a yummy yummy clip from The Young Philadelphians with a shirtless Paul Newman.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEwzjC2mZKc
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I feel bad, coz after Benicio i just jumped the rest.
but see, thats all i need to make my day.
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awww…no young Dennis Hopper?
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Hummm, Johnny Depp, thanks for that. Following the “themes” idea, what about a week with actors who look hot while playing bad guys?
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It’s Reality Bites..I feel the same way
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Depp being the last pic is like the icing on the cake…I want to lick it!
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Edward Norton is not a bastard. He is very heavily into philanthropic causes (but he doesn’t announce it), so go ahead and love him.
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Was Daniel Dae Kim in any of the Friday pics? I haven’t looked at all of the threads. I guess he didn’t count in the American one because he was born in South Korea but he came to the US when he was 2. Daniel Dae Kim has to be included at some point.
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OMG that last pic of Robert D J is so hot..wow
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Luv luv luv me some James Spader. I just swallowed my own tongue.
Did you ever see Chris Meloni in “Oz” butt-ass nekkid? Ohmegodmygod. He needs to give me a sound spanking.
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For the record, it’s never “hot” when a guy is “in need of a hot shower.” You seem to think it’s hot when Mark R. is in need of one, but something to apologize for when Bobby C. is in need of one. Either way, guys should shower. Smelling bad is not hot.
Also, I love Mark R. but in a few of those photos, contrary to your claim he will age well, with a little extra weight on him, he totally loses the hot for me. Chris P., total douche, but ya, he’s hot.
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My GOD Paul Newman was a handsome man, & Morris Chestnut looks so deliciously thick (his body that is). I gotta request some vintage Chris Walken once again!
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#42, Re: John Hamm. He’s all on the topics, CB mainly, I watched him on SNL. Skinny arms. I was expecting a really manly man. There is this stiff male torso with shinny arms that was “off” looking. And I had read so much on CB about “john hamm”
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Matt Damon, Depp, RDJ, Thomas Jane…these are the ones that blip on my Radar. Viggo?! he just desroys all of them.
But what about some of “OUR” famous classic guys. THose from our “virgin” period???
Bruce Willis, Tommy Lee Jones, Ed Harris, Arnold Scharzenegger, Woody Harrelson, Eddie Murphy, Dermot Mulroney.
Most of them made my electric toothbrush my best friend EVA!!!
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Kick ass HGF! LOve the vintage. maybe you can do a vintage only HGF sometime! Lots of opportunity there
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What, no classic Vincent D’Onofrio or Scott Bakula? I’ll forgive you, but only ’cause of that big yummy serving of Hamm…
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“Did you ever see Chris Meloni in “Oz” butt-ass nekkid? Ohmegodmygod. He needs to give me a sound spanking.”
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Oh how I loved Oz. And yes I saw Meloni is all his glory, every time he flashed it!
Oz had alot of great looking nekkid men. Including Dean Winters!
So ladies if you are ever bored and what to see alot of full frontal male nudity. Get HBO’s “OZ” on DVD and make a weekend of it!
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whoa! this was HAWT! really hot! i’m fanning myself. lol!
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Amazing post…Daniel Henney, Jesse Martin, Viggo, Paul Newman, Jeremy Renner and of course Mr. Depp. whew so happy right now!
And I have to put in my vote for a post about Korean men/Asian men HGF. Or a Canadian one. My list of Korean hotness can go on and on.
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I watched Hamm on SNL this weekend, and I’m sorry, I REALLY don’t get it. Don Draper, I get, Jon Hamm, I don’t. *ducks* Sorry!
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I like the Matt Damon with a little weight and the glasses!
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Johnny Depp! He stands out from all the others and is still hot, ever since the beginning of his career.
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Friggin well done Kaiser. Hamm, Spader and to end with Depp and RDJ – lovely.
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What, no Tom Selleck???
Oh my, I was so in love with Magnum PI when I was a kid… Lol.
And then he played Richard on Friends. WOW!
Still hot, IMHO.
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JOHHHNNNYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
I cannot comment on anyone else because he’s the whole package for me.. hot, lovely, beautiful and I love him..
Thank you KAISER!
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