Hot Guy Friday: Red, white, blue and hot, The All-American Edition

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This week’s theme is Red, White and Blue: The All-American Hot Guy Friday. I kept wondering if I should do an all-American week, so I sat down and tried to list all of the hot American guys off the top of my head, and I kept writing and writing… so yeah, unlike the other “theme” weeks, I don’t think I’m going to run out of hot American dudes. That means no Clive Owen this week. No Vincent Cassel. No David Gandy. No British, no Irish, no Aussie, no South American dong. I promise that next week we’ll continue in our multi-cultural, international dong search, but for this week, just let me have my All-American Team. Speaking of, our headliner Hot Guy is one of our favorites, Jon “The” Hamm. I went a little overboard with the photos of him because A) He’s hot, B) He’s gorgeous, C) He’s the new archetype for “The American Man”, D) He’s from Kansas Missouri, the heart of America and E) I found a totally OCD fansite with lots of photos (Thanks Jon-Hamm.org!). Oh, and his dong is large and in charge, remember?

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Some Butch Cassidy and Sundance:

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circa 1960:  American actor Paul Newman leaning against a chair.  (Photo by Hulton Archive/Getty Images)

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Anthony Mackie is SO cute. Damn.

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Mark Ruffalo might be one of those dudes who is forever adorable. He brings a smile to my face. He always seems so disheveled, like he’s in good need of some mothering and a hot shower. But there’s a little glint of bad boy too. Sigh… I love Mark Ruffalo.

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A little Jesse L. Martin. God, I love this man.

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Benicio del Toro! LOVE.

HOLLYWOOD - FEBRUARY 09: Actor Benicio Del Toro arrives at the Los Angeles premiere of 'The Wolfman' at ArcLight Cinemas on February 9, 2010 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

HOLLYWOOD - FEBRUARY 09: Actor Benicio Del Toro arrives at the Los Angeles premiere of 'The Wolfman' at ArcLight Cinemas on February 9, 2010 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

The Wolfman Premiere held at The Arclight Theatre in Hollywood, California on February 9th, 2010. Benicio Del Toro Fame Pictures, Inc

I know some of you like Chris Pine, so here you go. He seems full of himself to me. But he is a good looking guy, so whatever. I’ll indulge your crush.

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - APRIL 07:  Chris Pine chats to media during the world premiere of 'Star Trek XI' at the Sydney Opera House on April 7, 2009 in Sydney, Australia.  (Photo by Lisa Maree Williams/Getty Images)

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WESTWOOD, CA - OCTOBER 26: Actor Chris Pine arrives at the premiere of Twentieth Century Fox's 'Unstoppable' at Regency Village Theater on October 26, 2010 in Westwood, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

DENZEL. American classic.

WESTWOOD, CA - OCTOBER 26: Actor Denzel Washington arrives at the premiere of Twentieth Century Fox's 'Unstoppable' at Regency Village Theater on October 26, 2010 in Westwood, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

Photo by: KGC11/starmaxinc.com  2010  10/26/10 Denzel Washington at the premiere of Unstoppable . (Westwood, CA)  Photo via Newscom

LOS ANGELES - OCT 26: Denzel Washington arrives at the Unstoppable Premiere at Regency VIllage Theater on October 26, 2010 in Westwood, CA Photo via Newscom

Speaking of American classics, how about Tom Hanks?

LOS ANGELES - SEPTEMBER 12:   Actor Tom Hanks attends the premiere of 'Apollo 13 - The IMAX Experience' at Universal Studios on September 12, 2002 in Los Angeles, California.  (Photo by Vince Bucci/Getty Images)

391838 03: Actor Tom Hanks attends the Television Critics Association summer press tour July 13, 2001 in Pasadena, CA. (Photo by Vince Bucci/Getty Images)

44809, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Saturday September 11, 2010. Tom Hanks acts as the celebrity guest host for the LA Greek Festival 2010, held on the Grand Plaza grounds of the Saint Sophia Cathedral in Los Angeles. Photograph:  Hellmuth Dominguez, PacificCoastNews.com

Denzel Washington and Tom Hanks at 'The 17th Annual American Cinematheque Award Honoring Denzel Washington' at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, Ca. Friday, Dec. 6, 2002. Photo by Kevin Winter/ImageDirect.

Bobby Cannavale. Yes, he seems a little grubby, but he’s an underrated actor, and he’s SO SEXY with that raspy voice and New York accent. Love it.

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Matt Damon… CB is obsessed, while I just have to note that Matt looks the hottest, EVER, with some added weight and those glasses. RAWR. Sexy dad.

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Daniel Henney – model turned actor, and almost too pretty for words.

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Thomas Jane, by request. I think he’s strange. But he does have some sex appeal.

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Daniel Sunjata, just for me.

NEW YORK - JUNE 25:  Actor Daniel Sunjata attends the 2009 Shakespeare in the Park opening night gala performance of 'Twelfth Night' at the Delacorte Theater on June 25, 2009 in New York City.  (Photo by Michael Loccisano/Getty Images)

NEW YORK - APRIL 07: Actor Daniel Sunjata attends the screening of the Lifetime Original Movie 'Patricia Cornwell's The Front' at Hearst Tower on April 7, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images)

NEW YORK - APRIL 07: Actor Daniel Sunjata attends the screening of the Lifetime Original Movie 'Patricia Cornwell's The Front' at Hearst Tower on April 7, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images)

DANIEL SUNJATA arriving at the opening night performance of ''Hamlet'' at the Broadhurst Theatre in New York City on 10-06-2009. 2009..K63387HMc. © Red Carpet Pictures

Timothy Olyphant… reminding me of my cowboy fetish. What? Don’t look at me like that.

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Jeff Goldblum, because you bitches love the freaks.

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Morris Chestnut is forever. I know I always say that, but DAMN.

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A little Brad Pitt and George Clooney… come on, they’re American classics!

VENICE, ITALY - AUGUST 27:  Actors George Clooney and Brad Pitt arrive at the opening ceremony and 'Burn After Reading' Premiere during the 65th Venice Film Festival at Sala Grande on August 27, 2008 in Venice, Italy.  (Photo by Dan Kitwood/Getty Images)

VENICE, ITALY - AUGUST 27:  Actors Brad Pitt and George Clooney during the 'Burn After Reading' Photocall, part of the 65th Venice Film Festival at Palazzo del Casino on August 27 2008 in Venice, Italy.  (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images)

VENICE, ITALY - AUGUST 27:  Actors Brad Pitt and George Clooney arrive at the opening ceremony and 'Burn After Reading' Premiere during the 65th Venice Film Festival at Sala Grande on August 27, 2008 in Venice, Italy.  (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 24:  Actors George Clooney and Brad Pitt depart the premiere for the film 'Ocean's Thirteen' at the Palais des Festivals during the 60th International Cannes Film Festival on May 24, 2007 in Cannes, France.  (Photo by Sean Gallup/Getty Images)

George Clooney and Brad Pitt at the Warner Bros. luncheon at ShoWest, Paris Hotel, Las Vegas, nv. 3/8/01. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

HOLLYWOOD - JUNE 05:  Actors Brad Pitt and George Clooney (R), stars of the film Ocean's 13, pose for photos during their hand and footprints ceremony at Grauman's Chinese Theatre on June 5, 2007 in Hollywood, California.  (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

Sam Rockwell is conventionally “handsome”. But I would still hit it like it tasted like bacon.

Cast member Sam Rockwell attends the premiere of the motion picture biographical thriller Conviction , at the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences in Beverly Hills, California on October 5, 2010.  UPI/Jim Ruymen Photo via Newscom

Actor Sam Rockwell arrives on the red carpet for the 14th annual Hollywood Film Festival Awards presented by Starz Entertainment at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, California on October 25, 2010. Honorees include: Sean Penn, Sylvester Stallone, Annette Bening, Robert Duval and Zach Galifanakis.  UPI/Jim Ruymen Photo via Newscom

Jimmy Smits! I prefer him without the facial hair, but in the end, I don’t really care.

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Ben Affleck is still sexy, in my opinion. Does he give off douche vibes? Sure. But I would still hit it.

BOSTON, MA - SEPTEMBER 14: Ben Affleck attends the premiere of 'The Town' at Fenway Park on September 14, 2010 in Boston, Massachusetts. (Photo by Bryce Vickmark/Getty Images)

Actor and director Ben Affleck attends the Toronto International Film Festival press conference for 'The Town' at the Hyatt Regency Hotel in Toronto, Canada on September 10, 2010. ( UPI / Christine Chew ) Photo via Newscom

VENICE, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 08: Ben Affleck attends the 'The Town' premiere during the 67th Venice Film Festival at the Sala Grande Palazzo Del Cinema on September 8, 2010 in Venice, Italy. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images)

Celebrities photographed at The Town premiere held at Fenway Park in Boston, Massachusetts, on September 14, 2010.  Among those in attendance:  Ben Affeck  Fame Pictures, Inc

Is Shia LaBeouf a douche? Probably. But he’s an intriguing douche. I wonder if he’s going to grow into a really interesting actor, and a really fascinating man. Right now, I just want to tell him to hush. And for all of the haters: I love his nose, and his unconventional profile. I find it sexy.

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Jake Gyllenhaal, who I think less of because he’s associated with Taylor Swift. It’s just… kind of gross to me. But he’s still Classic Americana (Vanilla Category):

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - OCTOBER 18: Actor Jake Gyllenhaal arrives at ELLE's 17th Annual Women in Hollywood Tribute at The Four Seasons Hotel on October 18, 2010 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images)

NEW YORK - OCTOBER 02: Jake Gyllenhall speaks to Ed Zwick during the 2010 New Yorker Festival In Conversation with Jake Gyllenhaal and Ed Zwick at SVA Theater 1 on October 2, 2010 in New York, New York. (Photo by Donald Bowers/Getty Images for The New Yorker)

Actor Jake Gyllenhaal speaks in a television interview while promoting his new movie Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time in Toronto, May 25, 2010. REUTERS/Mark Blinch (CANADA - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT PROFILE)

A little James Dean, because why not?

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Remember when James Franco first made a name for himself playing James Dean in a TV movie? Who would have thought that he’d end up one of the hottest young actors then? I certainly didn’t.

NEW YORK - OCTOBER 17:  Actor James Franco attends The 2009 New Yorker Festival at Cedar Lake on October 17, 2009 in New York City.  (Photo by Gary Gershoff/Getty Images for The New Yorker)

NEW YORK - AUGUST 05:  (U.S. TABS OUT) Actor James Franco appears onstage during MTV's Total Request Live at the MTV Times Square Studios August 5, 2008 in New York City.  (Photo by Scott Gries/Getty Images)

Actor James Franco gestures at the 14th Annual Hollywood Awards Gala in Beverly Hills, California October 25, 2010. REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni (UNITED STATES - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT IMAGES OF THE DAY)

Actor James Franco attends a news conference to promote the film 127 Hours during the 35th Toronto International Film Festival September 12, 2010. REUTERS/Fred Thornhill (CANADA - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT HEADSHOT)

Did you know that James Marsden was from Oklahoma? I didn’t peg him for a Midwestern boy, at all. They sure grow ‘em pretty out there.

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A little rugged playwright/American classic, Sam Shepard:

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Will Smith is cute. I don’t find him sexy or anything, but some do. For those ladies, here you go.

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American actor Will Smith attends the premiere of The Karate Kid at Odeon, Leicester Square in London on July 15, 2010.   UPI/Rune Hellestad Photo via Newscom

Jeremy Sisto! Love.

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Joel McHale is beloved by CB. I like him on The Soup too, but I think CB is really, really in love with him. I have to admit, just looking through photos of him made me giggle, so I have to acknowledge that Joel would probably be a pretty awesome “funny boyfriend”.

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Dennis Leary, by repeated request. I get it. He’s Irish and he’s angry and he’s a better actor than he deserves to be. Plus, his hair is really good. And he raises so much money for the firemen. Bless his heart.

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 11:  Actor Dennis Leary arrives at the official HBO after party for the 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at Circa 55 Restaurant, Poolside at the Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 11, 2009 in Beverly Hills, California.  (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images)

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Everyone is going to yell at me, I know. Ethan Hawke is my shame-crush. It’s not like I spend a lot of time obsessing over him, and aesthetically and morally, I can’t really find a reason for why I find him attractive. He’s not even that awesome an actor. My feelings for him are indescribable – Whenever I see a photo of him, I get turned on. It’s weird. I’d love to know if anyone else shares my weird crush.

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For years, I complete forgot that Tate Donovan was once a really hot guy with lots of potential. Then I caught up with that FX show, Damages. My. God. Donovan was acting his ass off in that show. And thus, the hotness returned.

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Dylan McDermott… I think he was requested weeks ago and I forgot to do him. My bad, allow me to do him now.

Actor Dylan McDermott made his way out to a new club in Los Angeles, California on March 9, 2010. Dylan joined a few other hot celebs at Trousdale for a fun night out on the town. Fame Pictures, Inc

'The Practice' actor Dylan McDermott and a striking young new brunette girlfriend (resembling Dylan's ex-wife Shiva Rose) spent the afternoon soaking up the sun and each other on the beach in Miami, Fl. on September 27, 2010 Fame Pictures, Inc

Dylan McDermott arrives at Bloomingdales to light the store pink to celebrate the 10th Anniversary of the Estee Lauder Companies Global Landmark Illumatination Initiative and to raise funds for The Breast Cancer Research Foundation at Bloomingdale's in New York on October 12, 2009. UPI /Laura Cavanaugh Photo via Newscom

Jon Stewart! Remember how cute he was before he was the most respected newsman in the country? (Seriously.) He was so goofy and weird and adorable! I prefer the current Jon, of course, but I did want to remember the old Jon:

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I still think Matt Kemp (Rihanna’s boyfriend) is adorable:

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Gale Harold, by request:

HOLLYWOOD - JUNE 22:  Actor Gale Harold arrives at the 8th Annual Hollywood Bowl Hall Of Fame Night honoring its Orchestra Founding Director John Mauceri and Tenor Placido Domingo at the Hollywood Bowl June 22, 2007 in Hollywood, California.  (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

NEW YORK - APRIL 26:  Actor Gale Harold attends the premiere of 'East Broadway' during the 5th Annual Tribeca Film Festival on April 26, 2006 in New York City.  (Photo by Bryan Bedder/Getty Images for TFF)

NEW YORK - JUNE 26:  Actor Gale Harold attends the 'Hollywood and Broadway Salute to the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transexual Community' press conference at City Hall June 26, 2003 in New York City.  (Photo by Mark Mainz/Getty Images)

God, I just love Christopher Meloni. He’s The Man.

NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 19:  Actor Chris Meloni attends a special screening of 'All The King's Men' presented by The Cinema Society at the Regal Cinema Battery Park September 19, 2006 in New York City.  (Photo by Evan Agostini/Getty Images)

NEW YORK - APRIL 05: Actor Christopher Meloni attends the Figure Skating in Harlem's 2010 Skating with the Stars benefit gala in Central Park on April 5, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Bryan Bedder/Getty Images)

Actor Christopher Meloni arrives at the Entertainment Tonight After-Party for the 62nd annual Primetime Emmy Awards in Los Angeles, California August 29, 2010. Picture taken August 29, 2010. REUTERS/Jason Redmond (UNITED STATES - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT)

37211, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Monday January 18 2010. Christopher Meloni plays at being a paparazzo in between takes on the set of Law and Order . Photograph: PacificCoastNews.com

Jared Padelecki & Jensen Ackles, those two dorky Texas boys that some of you bitches are obsessed with:

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A touch of Butterscotch Stallion, anyone?

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A little Jeremy Renner. I think he’s the hotness, although I know some don’t see it. He’s an intense little guy!

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A touch of Vintage James Spader, by request AGAIN. Crazy Spader-loving bitches.

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Benjamin Bratt, who I never really noticed this before, but he has “crazy eyes”. Is it wrong that his crazy eyes make him even more appealing?

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John Krasinski. I can’t help myself.

PARK CITY, UT - JANUARY 19:  Actor John Krasinski of the film 'Brief Interviews With Hideous Men' poses for a portrait at the Film Lounge Media Center during the 2009 Sundance Film Festival on January 19, 2009 in Park City, Utah.  (Photo by Matt Carr/Getty Images)

THE WOLFMAN MOVIE PREMIERE AT THE ARCHLIGHT THEATRE IN HOLLYWOOD. LOS ANGELES, FEBRUARY 9, 2010. Pic : John Krasinski

I had the biggest crush on Bill Murray when I was a kid. Still do.

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Eion Bailey, by request. I remember him from Band of Brothers – I thought he was gorgeous back then. He still is.

WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - OCTOBER 27:  Actor Eion Bailey  arrives at the Hollywood Media Honors New York Times Columnist Nicholas Kristof, held at Moura Starr on Melrose, Pacific Design Center on October 27, 2009 in West Hollywood, California.  (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

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5 November 2008 - Hollywood, California - Eion Bailey and Sarah Wells. AFI Tribute to Tilda Swinton held at the Arclight Theatre. Photo Credit: Kevan Brooks/AdMedia Photo via Newscom Photo via Newscom

Speaking of Band of Brothers, how about a little Matthew Settle? I love him too.

NEW YORK - OCTOBER 07: Actor Matthew Settle attends the New York City Ballet 2010 fall gala at the David H. Koch Theater, Lincoln Center on October 7, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images)

45215, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Monday September 20 2010. Matthew Settle at the Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps premiere in New York. Photograph:  Darla Khazei, PacificCoastNews.com

Sept. 20, 2010 - New York, New York, U.S. - Actor MATTHEW SETTLE attends the New York premiere of 'Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps' held at the Ziegfeld Theatre. © Red Carpet Pictures

Edward Norton – sigh. We’ve been over this before. He’s probably a bastard, but goodness… his boyish handsomeness is intoxicating.

MIAMI - OCTOBER 23: ( VERAGE) Edward Norton attends SoHo Beach House 'Sleepover Weekend' hosted by Grey Goose vodka on October 23, 2010 in Miami, Florida. (Photo by Jeff Kravitz/Getty Images for Grey Goose)

NEW YORK - OCTOBER 05: Actor Edward Norton attends the after party for the New York Premiere of 'Stone' at Andaz 5th Avenue on October 5, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images)

Actor Edward Norton smiles during a news conference at the U.N. headquarters in New York September 22, 2010. REUTERS/Jessica Rinaldi (UNITED STATES - Tags: POLITICS ENTERTAINMENT)

Ed Burns is so cute!

NEW YORK - OCTOBER 19: Director Ed Burns attends a screening of 'Nice Guy Johnny' at Tribeca Cinemas on October 19, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Jason Kempin/Getty Images)

Ed Burns arrives for the premiere of The Lazarus Effect at the Museum of Modern Art in New York on May 4, 2010.  UPI /Laura Cavanaugh Photo via Newscom

Adrien Brody, by request:

NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 29: Adrien Brody attends Columbia Pictures' and The Cinema Society's screening of 'The Social Network' at the School of Visual Arts Theater on September 29, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images)

Photo by: Quasar/starmaxinc.com 2010  10/27/10 Adrien Brody at the amfAR Inspiration Gala. (Los Angeles, CA) Photo via Newscom

LOS ANGELES - OCT 23: Adrien Brody arrives at the 2010 Carousel of Hope Ball at Beverly HIlton Hotel on October 23, 2010 in Beverly Hills, CA Photo via Newscom

Viggo is forever:

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And to end it, a little Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp. Because… it’s RDJ, for the love of God. He’s brilliant and tortured and funny and sweet and damaged and lovely. And Depp because even though he’s basically French now, America can still claim this man as our own. And that’s something, right? My God… these men.

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LOS ANGELES, CA - APRIL 23: Actor Robert Downey Jr. poses during Paramount Pictures & Marvel Entertainment's 'Iron Man 2' photo call held at the Four Seasons Hotel on April 23, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

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Jan 17, 2010 - Los Angeles, California, USA - Actor ROBERT DOWNEY JR in the press room with his award for Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy for 'Sherlock Holmes' during the Golden Globe Awards show. © Red Carpet Pictures

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Robert Downey Jr.’s Hand And Foot Print Ceremony held at The Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, California on December 7th, 2009. Robert Downey Jr Fame Pictures, Inc

Actor Robert Downey Jr. signs his name in wet cement in the forecourt of Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Los Angeles on December 7, 2009. UPI/Jim Ruymen Photo via Newscom

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Leading man Robert Downey Jr. Shows some love for the fans as he stands in the rain signing autographs in Los Angeles, CA on December 7, 2009 outside the Grauman's Hall of Fame. Fame Pictures, Inc

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Cast member Robert Downey Jr. attends the premiere of Due Date at the Grauman's Chinese theatre in Hollywood, California October 28, 2010. The movie opens in the U.S. on November 5, 2010. REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni (UNITED STATES - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT PROFILE)

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  1. Samigirl says:

    Tom Hanks…My first “celeb” crush…and it never ever went away. And Daniel Sunjata…he will be the ONLY reason I see the Stephanie Plum movie that for whatever reason Katherine Heigl is starring in. And Morris Chesnut and James Dean…2 of the most beautiful men…EVER. Yum Yum hgf!

  2. Marjalane says:

    I doubt if there will ever be a man yummier than a young Paul Newman.

  3. MeMyself says:

    God Bless America!

    Robert Downey Junior and Adrien Brody..drool.

  4. Snackysnaxx says:

    The Hamm isn’t from Kansas, he’s from St. Louis!

  5. Samigirl says:

    @marjalane…you are so correct. I shoulda added him in my comment too. I got so happy when I saw James Dean I almost peed myself :D
    Not only was Paul physically beautiful, and has the most amazing *blue* eyes, he was one of the most charitable, good hearted men alive…I’m lookin at YOU, Kat Von D…

  6. lola says:

    HOTNESS. Once again, you are the shit.

  7. kathug says:

    WHERE WAS LEO?!?

    Plus, Marky Mark is always and forever a hawtie

  8. Delta Juliet says:

    ****SWWWOOOOOOON****

    Lots of good stuff here but the ending was fantabulous! Love me some RJD and Johnny….phew…I need to take a break…..

  9. leuce7 says:

    Hamm, Denzel, Pitt, Clooney, Marsden, Viggo, Benicio, RDJ…one could go on and on.

    I’m echoing MeMyself: God Bless America!

  10. Lucy says:

    I love this post!

    Before my boyfriend asked me out, I had a nickname for him – “All American Man” because he looks SO All American.

    This post hit my soft spot, thanks Kaiser!

  11. Lesley says:

    Scandinavian hot guy friday next!!!!
    A Skars
    Mads Mikkelsen
    Viggo (again)
    Nikolaj Coster
    Nikolaj lie kaas

  12. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    Love me some Shia, Jake (that will change if he is dating Taylor), and my boo Joel McHale he never fails to make me laugh. James Marsden why did you have to marry?

    Edward Norton can’t be a bastard. He is to awesome and low key. He is a total sweetheart. I loved him in Primal Fear and Fight Club. God I would do things to him…I mean I would just do some THINGS to him…he has a wild side he dated Courtney Love.

    Love me some Ed Burns and his sappy sweet movies.

    There is not to many times I don’t wish I could take Angie’s place in the love scene from Taking Lives with Ethan Hawke. Of course I would change it to him being naked to, that scene was great but he had on all his clothes…even his suit jacket. Angie was wearing nearly nothing but a cute green robe. Who has sex like that?

  13. omondieu says:

    Oh wow, this is a GREAT HGF! Daniel Henney, Jon Krasinski, RDJ, Jake Gyllenhaal, James Marsden, James Franco, Jeff Goldblum, Jesse L. Martin…mama likes!

    Speaking of Daniel Henney, he totally looks like he belongs in a Korean boyband in that first picture, amirite? And SPEAKING! of Korean boybands, you’d be hard-pressed to find more perfect examples of sexy (and probably mostly closeted) Asian men!

    I have a somewhat obscure request for HGF: Choi Si Won from K-Pop group Super Junior.

    http://speakoutgalz.wordpress.com/2010/06/18/super-junior-choi-siwon-casted-for-drama-‘athena’-a-spin-off-production-from-‘iris’/

    Major cheese, but SEXY!

    Also ’80s Rob Lowe.

  14. lena80 says:

    Matt Kemp is fine!

    Kaiser,

    I have a request…how about a HGF featuring hot guys from different genres of music. Now if you do this…I would like to request my absolute favorite Neo Soul artist Maxwell Rivera…better known as just Maxwell…. oh and some old photos of the very talented and sorely missed DeAngelo!

  15. sapphire says:

    Such star-spangled heat-hotness for every possible preference! Truly, the melting pot has produced the best men in the world.

  16. Nanea says:

    TGIHGF!

    Wow!
    Just wow!

    What a great mix of cute and crazy and conventional and classic and colorful!

    Have a great weekend, Kaiser!

  17. Jazz says:

    RDJ!! Yes!! The things I would do to that man….

  18. sarahk says:

    God, put Tim Olyphant in there and you can do no wrong….thank you!

    also, Benecio Del Toro is American? Would not have guessed that.

  19. Renee says:

    Best HGF ever! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! Thomas Jane if you have seen Velocity of Gary then you know why he’s so sexy. Jensen is such a hot, freckly closet ginger who can make you laugh one second and cry the next ;-) / Jared- you said it. He’s a adorkably hot and such an amusing spaz. Spader my epic bad boy crush of the 80′s! Bill Murray – who’s sexier than Carl Spackler? LaBeouf – I totally agree with your description of him. Sam Rockwell can dance his way into my Bedroom anytime. Goldblum – I have had a crush on him since I watched Transylvania 6-5000 in my formative years. Would have loved some Sam Elliot. They are all so good.

  20. JM says:

    Nice list Kaiser.

    I too had a crush on Bill Murray. So much so, I wanted to go to Camp North Star after seeing Meatballs. (I know, I’m dating myself).

    Denzel, Tom Hanks, Viggo, Johnny Depp, RDJ..Whew! I’m nice and toasty now.

    The only one I wish I could have seen included is Richard Gere, preferably from Looking For Mr. Goodbar or American Gigolo days.

  21. Arianna says:

    too many beautiful men….
    i can’t even make a list because there’s only maybe 2 i don’t fucking love

    BUT THANK GOD FOR TIMOTHY OLYPHANT AGAIN YAY

  22. reba says:

    dennis leary lost all hotness when he called autistic kids stupid and lazy. just can’t get the sexy back for me:(

  23. Kaiser says:

    Sarah – Benicio is Puerto Rican, which makes him an American citizen.

    reba- You know Leary didn’t *reallY* say that, right? He was making a point about rampant misdiagnosis of autism.

  24. Dana says:

    Wonderful way to start my Friday but you left out the manliest man of all-time, Steve McQueen.

  25. Raven Sparrow says:

    WOW!!! If only I could crawl into my computer and sandwich myself between Brad & George!! *can hardly breathe*

    Dear Santa,
    For Christmas I’d like one night of wild loving with Johnny Depp, pleeeeeaaaaaaasssseeee ! I’ve been a real naug….gooooood girl!

  26. Really says:

    @ Kaiser “Crazy Spader-loving bitches”- LOL! But Tom Hanks I cannot understand??

  27. Stronzilla says:

    Oh, and wouldn’t we all like to trade places with that bitch on the bed with her legs splayed open in the shot with Hamm. Even dogs give it up for him.

  28. Melissa says:

    Thanks, Kaiser! This HGF rocks! Love the obvious hotties like my boy Jesse Martin, but also some of the less conventional choices – Bill Murray, Denis Leary, Jeff Goldblum. America – f**k yeah!

  29. K says:

    American Dong

    Oh my-my, mister American guy.
    Drive your chevy to my levee,
    Cuz my levee ain’t dry.
    And you good old boys are lookin’
    mi-ighty fine.
    We’re singin’, “this’ll be the (forever) dong til I die.
    This’ll be the (forever) dong til I die.”

    Love the corn fed American boys. :) And you betcha we Midwesterners grow ‘em pretty f*ckin’ hot.

  30. OMJ says:

    I totes get your shame-crush on Ethan Hawke myself. My own crush started when I was a mere child and he was in white fang.

  31. L says:

    BEST HGF, but man-where’s some vintage Steve McQueen?

    And OMG No LEO? LEO? Leo is like THE american hotness.

  32. Hautie says:

    I still like my men… man size.

    So The Hamm, Timothy Olyphant and Meloni is what I love to see.

    But damn… Daniel Sunjata… has always been gorgeous. And I am adding him to my Man List.

    And I want to know WHY Daniel Sunjata is never practically nude on “Rescue Me” but that unfortunate looking Dennis Leary can’t make it through an episode without showing his bare ass. Ugh!

  33. sammyhammy says:

    Alright! Joel McHale! I never thought of him for HGF, but he totally deserves to be here! And Chris Meloni…awesome.

    But no Steven Weber? :(

  34. Stronzilla says:

    @Snackysnaxx
    Hey, if Hamm is from St. Louis, isn’t Missouri the ‘Show Me’ state? Maybe now they can change their state motto to the ‘Do Me’ state.

  35. truthSF says:

    @Hautie: Because the producers knew women heads were going to explode every time his bare ass was on our tv screen, and they couldn’t afford to lose viewers.

    So their moto was: Tease, don’t torture the ladies.

  36. Kolby says:

    I thought for sure there’d be some Somerhalder mixed in there (he’s American, right?), but you more than made up for his absence with Paul Newman, the most beautiful man OF ALL TIME. God, he was magical.

    Kaiser, you win. At everything.

  37. Oi says:

    In honor of the Fall Classic, can we have some baseball guys next week???? Plz plz plz?? (EXCEPT A-Rod and Jeter. So sick of seeing them)

  38. imherenow says:

    Wasn’t impressed with this weeks HGF but then you throw Johnny out there and all bets are off. Thanks Kaiser

  39. Jane says:

    Awesome HGF!!! Finally some J2 pics that do them some justice. How about some vintage Val Kilmer?

  40. Ferguson. says:

    OFMG you did my lover JIMMY MARSDEN this week!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU KAISER, I’ve been waiting for so long to see him in HGF haha. Now you definitely made my day.

    And yes, he’s from Oklahoma. Before being an actor he was a Versace model, that’s why his photoshoots are always so HOT HOT HOT.

  41. R.R. says:

    Seriously, John Hamm triggers my gag reflex. Least attractive man on the planet, IMO. I can’t be alone in this right….?

  42. nsfw says:

    PERFECT WAY TO END IT- RDJ & THE DEPP!! (sigh) I squealed like a little girl….Thank you for that pick me up!!

  43. dj says:

    This HGF is great! Too many to name but Olymphant thank you, thank you and can never have him enough! Sam Shepherd inspired choice. I 2nd Mads Mikkelson another time! Great work!

  44. sassenach says:

    Hamm and his HDIC(Head Dong In Charge) are looking mighty nice in those pics. Lord help me if he ever does a nude scene.

  45. esblondie says:

    Sweet fancy Moses, I haven’t even gotten past the Hamm and I had to comment. That guy is pure perfection.

  46. LolaBella says:

    Stellar list Kaiser!

    Paul Newman, Robert Redford, James Marsden, Morris Chestnut, Timothy Olyphant, Benjamin Bratt, Daniel Sujatha, Jimmy Smitts AND the Pièce de résistance (for me) Gale Harold! Le sigh.

    That is hands down the best HGF ever.

    I know Leo DiCaprio’s omission must have been an unfortunate oversight on your part right? Right? Leo is a damn fine piece of American Man…

  47. HBIC says:

    Hamm, Jesse, vintage Paul, Jimmy, a big thumbs up! Bill Murray and Benecio, seriously???

  48. original kate says:

    oooooh! great HGF!

    love the smart & funny men: bill murray, jon stewart, even joel mchale. cute cute cute.

    the hamm – is it just me or does he get hotter every week?!

    the L&O guys: jeremy sisto – *sigh* scruffy, sexy, talented and that voice…oh my god. the black t-shirt photo is so damned hot i think i burned my eyes just looking at the screen.

    goldblum is a freak but a sexy, nerdy one.

    jesse martin is so pretty, and he definitely has the suave factor.

    i so don’t get the christopher meloni love, though.

    vintage newman, redford and james dean. hell YEAH. classic.

    and obviously, RDJ and depp. whew! i’m in the mood for a sandwich. if you know what i mean. and i think you do.

  49. Taurus says:

    Michael Jackson Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  50. Andrea says:

    Great list but hello..where’s the hottest of them all…Jon Bon Jovi. My crush going on 20+ years!

  51. Shi-gatsu says:

    I love Jeff Goldblum. You know he’s dating that Alex girl from LOST? (eww)

    I just saw Earth Girls Are Easy and when he stepped out after his makeover – I died! So hot!

    K- you should be ashamed about Ethan Hawke- he is weasley looking and he is a known dog.

    Shia’s head is too big for his body. He looks like a giant rat.

  52. Violet says:

    How about some of the fine boys to the North = CANADA!!!! We look at ‘Hot Guy Friday’ every Firday morning at work to start our day and would love to see which of our Canucks you’d pick:)))

  53. LT says:

    God Bless America & HGF!

    Here we go:
    –The 3rd pic of Hamm w/ his shirt open and tie undone gives me MAJOR Clark Gable vibes, anyone else?? Which is fine bc Clark was a hottie.

    –Matt Damon is delicious. I just watched Good Will Hunting last night and had forgotten how awesome it/he is!

    –I love Shia’s nose. It gives him a kind of goofy look and I love goofy.

    –I would spread Franco on a cracker and devour him.

    –I want Joel McHale as my funny bf.

    –I don’t find Jeremy Renner hot, but I cannot look at him w/o thinking of him as a vampire on Angel. Actually that’s all I think when I look at him!

    –John Krasinski is the most adorable thing ever.

    –Johnny Depp = SWOON.

    Good job Kaiser!

  54. Sophie says:

    oh god, those jon hamm photos….i can’t even….and that third pic of johnny depp…jesus. christ. excuse me while I melt into a puddle.

    and thanks for the Band Of Brothers guys! I actually rewatched it last week and thought several of them should be on HGF!

  55. Shi-gatsu says:

    AND jOHNNY dEPP! The man can do know wrong. He is my drug :)

  56. Baghag says:

    Ah Benicio del Toro….anytime, anyplace

  57. hstl1 says:

    So what did you do? Throw a bunch of pictures on the floor and let a blind person pick them? This edition of Hot Guy Friday is so disappointing.

  58. melissa says:

    Best one ever! Christopher Meloni, Edward Norton, Ed Burns, Johnny Depp, and RDJ? Perfect!!!

    Kaiser, next week can we please get Maxwell up there? He is my forever ever dong!!!
    edit* Lena80 I see you have good taste as well :)

  59. ginger says:

    OMG!! The Hamm…it’s all about the Hamm…love it!!!

  60. Deedee says:

    Kaiser – Hot Guy Friday is the bomb.

    We totally need a Canadian edition….we have some hotties north of the States….Ryan Reynolds, Joshua Jackson, Keanu Reeves, and so many delicious hockey players!

    Actually, Can you do a Hot NHLers edition as well??? (Have you heard of Trevor Linden? Mmmmmmmmm)

  61. jen says:

    In keeping with the fine American tradition I would like to second the idea for The Fall Classic Baseball Edition hopefully featuring Cole Hamels & Andre Ethier!

    And once again I’d like to beg for a HGF appearance for Michael Imperioli. That man is the SEX!

    Thanks, Kaiser-you are a true patriot!

  62. Jeri says:

    Wonderful!! Love the vintage ones, especially Butch & Sundance.

  63. reba says:

    @#23 read his book. only when he got called on it did he “explain” that’s not “what he meant”.*/*

  64. Vi says:

    i love joe mchale and edward norton but really, american hotties and no leo dicaprio? really?!

  65. Pearl says:

    I totally understand the Ethan Hawk thing. He was hot in the Dead Poet’s Society.

  66. Okay, this Jon Hamm thing’s seriously growing on me. Your evil, diabolical plan is working, Kaiser!

  67. Eileen says:

    I had the biggest crush on Tom Hanks when I was a kid-I’d watch Splash and Bachelor Party constantly (no my mother did NOT monitor the movies I watched!)

    James Dean. Enough said!

  68. grisgrisny says:

    That last picture of Johnny Depp gave me a hot flash.

    That period is my favorite vintage of Depp. Yum.

  69. Rachel says:

    Wow! I’m lovin the American Hotties!! Well Done!!! I did miss Leo on the list. :(

    Shia LaBeouf brings out my inner cougar! RAWR!

  70. missbhaven says:

    WOW, you really love us, don’t you. So many great guys that I can’t keep track of my favorites. I have been watching Jimmy on Outlaw and it is great to have him back on TV to look at every week. And can I say, YES to the crazy Spader bitches!

  71. ak138 says:

    Matthew Settle and Eion Bailey–yum. What an HGF fest Band of Bros. was.

    I’d also nominate James Badge Dale. He’s an all-American boy.

    How about a special HGF edition for men who are not traditionally handsome but are still adorable/hot?

  72. Disco says:

    Just when I think HGF can’t get any better–it does! Wow, wow, wow!!!

  73. esblondie says:

    GAAAAHH and DENIS LEARY, AND SAM SHEPARD!!! Thank you Kaiser…this may be my most favoritest HGF of all…

  74. esblondie says:

    @ak138 – amen to that. Not only was Band of Brothers an AWESOME series, but it was Hot Guy Central. Hell, we could have a Band of Brothers Hot Guy Friday…. Kaiser?

  75. heidi oliver says:

    Wow! Great list! Well done!

    *shrieks and jumps like a 4-year old*

    Please add Harry Connick, Jr. next week, pretty please.

  76. melinda says:

    Bill Murray was my first crush when I was in Kindergarden. Still LOVE HIM!

  77. Cassi says:

    Thanks for my J2 fix! HGF is the highlight of my week!

  78. Katie says:

    Daniel Sunjata is exceptionally handsome. I LOVE him. Jeremy Sisto…such a good actor, and sexy as hell. And whoever requested Gale Harold knows what’s up. He is sex on legs. Those are not great pics of him. I could happily provide much better photos, including some of him taken on my camera in person. I can’t even tell you how intense the sexiness is in person. Time stopped. Seriously.

  79. Fundita Roz says:

    JAckson Rathbone pls pls pls

  80. dudslove says:

    Kaiser you made my day again :) ~~~ excellent job & I live for your commentary!!!

    Ed Burns for the 2nd straight week (permagrin!!!)

    I’d like to plead for Jon Bon Jovi & Mark Harmon please please please and also, I’m with everyone on Leo!!

  81. Lady Bea says:

    I’d like a double order of Chris Pine. With a steaming dish of Jesse L. Martin on the side. To follow: some James Marsden. He will be my sorbet. To conclude the evening, I’ll have a helping of Jimmy Smits and then a long, long nap.

  82. Ruby Red Lips2 says:

    Mainly good choice, but a few odd ones – I mean Tom Hanks???!!!

    Next week, hows about some Shemar Moore (from Criminal Minds) I would beg for more Matthew Grey Gubler (who btw is an American hottie and should have been on this list!!!) but you have given him to me a couple of weeks ago so Shemar is my 2nd choice

    Pretty pls….

  83. Ruby Red Lips2 says:

    Oh & also Tom Welling pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls…

    HGF is… TOM WELLING ;o)

  84. Randomness says:

    Do us American’s know how to make them or what? All hail these sexy guys moms!!

  85. jessica says:

    Thank you for the Denis Leary!! LOVES IT!!!

  86. lala in nYc says:

    i was having a terrible, terrible day and this just cheered me up!

    thanks, Kaiser! HGF is forever! and with my Hamm sandwich, American dong is forever!

  87. sarahk says:

    Kaiser – I did not know that! HGF is educational, as well as hot.

  88. Chicoulina says:

    Best HGF EVER!!!
    Jensen Ackles FINALLY!!!
    Denis Leary it was about time!
    Brad Pitt All time classic!
    George Clooney
    Jared Padelecki He has a rocking body!
    Jon Hamm I’m starting to really like him!
    Robert Redford
    Thomas Jane
    Daniel Sunjata Hot,Hot,Hot!
    Timothy Olyphant
    Morris Chestnut
    James Marsden
    Christopher Meloni
    Matthew Settle
    Robert Downey Jr.

  89. Carrie says:

    Gale Harold- woot!!!

    Excellent selection as always!

    MWAH!

  90. Granger says:

    YOU FORGOT BRANDO!!!

    If you haven’t seen it, watch A Streetcar Named Desire. Brando will make your panties sing.

  91. Circe says:

    Yay to Paul Newman and Sam Rockwell.

    Depp and Downey need to make a movie together.

  92. LT says:

    for all the Bill Murray lovers, I live in Charleston and he’s around all the time (he’s part owner of our baseball team the Riverdogs and has a house here too) and he is super nice and TALL! :)

  93. DreamyVelvet says:

    Awesome HGF! Love the fetish men and The Ed’s.

  94. RHONYC says:

    Bobby Cannavale. Yes, he seems a little grubby, but he’s an underrated actor, and he’s SO SEXY with that raspy voice and New York accent. Love it.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    could never find him cute after he was samantha’s ‘funkiest-tasting spunk’ guy on sntc. lol
    :-)

  95. lulu says:

    I’m not American…but JFK and Obama are pretty hot as politicians go…does any other country have good looking presidents?

  96. Jewbitch says:

    Jason Mraz, please. Geek hawt.
    That is all :)

  97. Diva says:

    I’m feeling very patriotic right now!

    But, I’m a little disappointed that you have an “American edition” and did not include a SINGLE Native American man in there. Someone on here has been requesting Adam Beach for weeks, I’ve mentioned a handfull of AMAZING looking Native actors, and you have virtually a whole wolfpack to choose from if you didn’t want to look into indigenous cinema, and still, no (American) Indians.

  98. Leek says:

    Excellent work again!

    Dennis Leary tipped me $150 on $300 at the bar I worked in the 90′s. I thought he was nothing short of tremendous for it.

  99. Winny says:

    LOVE you for John Krasinski <3 Such a cutie.

  100. Ashley says:

    God bless AMERICA.
    I love all the midwestern men. Corn fed and LOVELY

    Patrick Fabian
    John Slattery – forever an always
    Ed Helms

  101. Meaza says:

    europeans are hotterrrr
    but James Franco and Johnny Depp did it for mee thanks :)

  102. OtherChris says:

    Jon Stewart has always struck me as a guy with a big dong.

    There. I’m glad I could add something to this conversation.

  103. Justez says:

    Thank you for Jensen and Jared. I am one of those ladies of obsessed.

  104. Starr says:

    Kaiser you continue to out do yourself. What an amazing HGF. Usually as I scroll I can remember what I like but this time it was just too much! From Top to bottom that was EASILY the best HGF. I’m so proud to be an american when I see the horde of gorgeous man we produce. And as for your Ethan Hawk shame-crush…it only turned to shame when he cheated on Uma for me. But I’ve loved him long time. Reality Bites he became my #1. THen he cheated on beautiful Uma. Oh well.

    I have a request, can I get some old school Christopher Plummer? I watched Oprah for the first time in forever just to see the reunion of the Sound of Music Cast. Christopher was a hottie in that movie.

  105. Chickie Baby says:

    ::SIGH:: God Bless America.

    As a native Oklahoman, all I can say about James Marsden is, YES, we do grow ‘em pretty out here!

    And BTW, even though Brad Pitt grew up in Missouri, he was born in Oklahoma, so we still get to claim him a little bit.

  106. Anguishedcorn says:

    The RDJ pics just…what are the words… send me to a very naughty place.

  107. sandy says:

    BRAD PITT!!!! OH BRAD,LORD HAVE MERCY HELP ME, HE’S MY DRUG, HE GETS BETTER WITH AGE., OH YEAH EVERY ONE ELSE TOO. LOL so many beautiful men, they are all so great to look at, nice job.

  108. Lindsay says:

    Jeremy Sisto & Mark Ruffalo. Yum.

    & RDJ – always.

  109. paisleydog says:

    Kevin Costner? No Way Out? Bull Durham? Untouchables? Very hot. Very All-American. Very much needs to be part of HGF some day! Otherwise, good job. Redford & Newman my favs. And, of course, the Hamm.

  110. blue_planet says:

    Ed Burns and Adrien Brody. Thank you. have a good weekend.

  111. Az says:

    Oh, Kaiser. Just when my panties were getting in a twist, there he was: my Chris Meloni. THANK YOU. By the way, no one is more all-American than Sam Elliott. DAMN. May I suggest a rock star Hot Guy Friday? That includes Nikki Sixx? Please and thank you!

    PS: Missing? Michael Chiklis, The Rock, Vince Diesel, Chris Jericho.Oh, Bruce Willis. LOVE.AND KEANU.

  112. Jenna says:

    Harry Shum Jr! He is the only reason Glee is worth watching!

  113. LittleDeadGirl says:

    I’m all for Timothy Olyphant and Jense Ackles made Supernatural. I have no shame of my crush on them. Justified needs to come back on tv, beautifull written, and amazing talen, plus Olyphant had his shirt off every other episode. Nothing wrong with that.

    I also second Jeffrey Dean Morgan … he is one of my ultimate older guy crushes. His voice does bad bad things to me …

  114. JamieLee says:

    Best HGF so far!! John Krasinski, Timothy Olyphant.. Matt Damon. Meeeow! And I have had a serious crush on Ethan Hawke for ages. He’s bad boy sexy…so dirty in that good way

  115. Raven says:

    This is a lot of work and always appreciated. And for someone who didn’t know who Jon Hamm was until very recently, I’m getting more enamoured. Does he even take a bad photo ever?

    Butch and Sundance, always my favorites. And Depp and RDJ. God, I feel like I do after Thanksgiving dinner–stuffed.

  116. Eve says:

    Mark Ruffalo might be one of those dudes who is forever adorable. He brings a smile to my face. He always seems so disheveled, like he’s in good need of some mothering and a hot shower.

    I can provide both. And sex. Lots of it. Dirty, naughty, shameless sex.

  117. vivien says:

    Paul Newman and Sam Shepard made my day!!!! And a little James Marsden never hurt either

  118. mln says:

    I was lukewarm on an all American HGF until you closed with Johnny-that sexy ex-pat makes me say God Bless America. Also loved the Brad Pitt, Viggo and Paul Newman.

  119. truthzbetta says:

    Vintage James Spader could set water on fire, so forget about saving the panties.

    Dayum.

    Hot Guys, Momma salutes you.

  120. yosafbridge says:

    Gale Harold and Jensen Ackles in the same HGF- it’s just too much! Thank you for making my night! More please!

  121. Musey says:

    One of the best Hot Guy Fridays yet! God DAMN, Jon Hamm. And I loved seeing young Jon Stewart juxtaposed with Silver Fox Jon Stewart. And sexy, sexy, glorious Viggo.

    I second the nomination for James Badge Dale, and can I get some love for Sendhil Ramamurthy? I don’t know if you’ve ever included him in an HGF before, but come on, just LOOK at that gorgeous bastard.

    Oh! Also, Eric Balfour. I know people are kind of divided on his attractiveness, but I have SUCH a thing for him and his endearingly weird facial hair.

  122. poopie says:

    Denis Leary can write about or say ANYTHING to me ANYTIME. The dirtier the better; i’ll add him to my HAMM Sammich!

  123. Stephanie says:

    Every time I see a picture of Emily Blunt I think, “you lucky bitch!” ;) John K is so cute & funny. LOVE him on The Office. Also, Owen Wilson is hilarious and a great looking man.

    Jon Hamm is seriously gorgeous. I need to make a Hamm screen saver out of those b&ws and the post from last week. “Large & in charge,” lmao! Love it.

  124. jelly says:

    Big thanks for Jeremy Renner. Intense is the right word for him. Love him!
    Also loving one of his BF Sam Rockwell.
    Great that Jeremy Sisto and Mark Ruffalo made the list too.
    One of the best HGF yet.
    If you do a Canadian HGF you have to include my two favorites- Nathan Fillion and Bryan Adams. Please Please Please!

  125. insidescoop says:

    YAYAYAYAYAY Paul Newman! Thank you thank you thank you!!! Mm mmm mmm

    As an extra thank you here is a yummy yummy clip from The Young Philadelphians with a shirtless Paul Newman.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEwzjC2mZKc

  126. MarenGermany says:

    I feel bad, coz after Benicio i just jumped the rest.
    but see, thats all i need to make my day.

  127. orion70 says:

    awww…no young Dennis Hopper?

  128. Nat says:

    Hummm, Johnny Depp, thanks for that. Following the “themes” idea, what about a week with actors who look hot while playing bad guys?

  129. Alexis says:

    It’s Reality Bites..I feel the same way

  130. Ol' Mrs says:

    Depp being the last pic is like the icing on the cake…I want to lick it!

  131. REALIST says:

    Edward Norton is not a bastard. He is very heavily into philanthropic causes (but he doesn’t announce it), so go ahead and love him.

  132. Kali says:

    Was Daniel Dae Kim in any of the Friday pics? I haven’t looked at all of the threads. I guess he didn’t count in the American one because he was born in South Korea but he came to the US when he was 2. Daniel Dae Kim has to be included at some point.

  133. Ricci says:

    OMG that last pic of Robert D J is so hot..wow

  134. Darla says:

    Luv luv luv me some James Spader. I just swallowed my own tongue.

    Did you ever see Chris Meloni in “Oz” butt-ass nekkid? Ohmegodmygod. He needs to give me a sound spanking.

  135. hoganbcmj says:

    For the record, it’s never “hot” when a guy is “in need of a hot shower.” You seem to think it’s hot when Mark R. is in need of one, but something to apologize for when Bobby C. is in need of one. Either way, guys should shower. Smelling bad is not hot.

    Also, I love Mark R. but in a few of those photos, contrary to your claim he will age well, with a little extra weight on him, he totally loses the hot for me. Chris P., total douche, but ya, he’s hot.

  136. Molly says:

    My GOD Paul Newman was a handsome man, & Morris Chestnut looks so deliciously thick (his body that is). I gotta request some vintage Chris Walken once again!

  137. k says:

    #42, Re: John Hamm. He’s all on the topics, CB mainly, I watched him on SNL. Skinny arms. I was expecting a really manly man. There is this stiff male torso with shinny arms that was “off” looking. And I had read so much on CB about “john hamm”

  138. Toe says:

    Matt Damon, Depp, RDJ, Thomas Jane…these are the ones that blip on my Radar. Viggo?! he just desroys all of them.
    But what about some of “OUR” famous classic guys. THose from our “virgin” period???
    Bruce Willis, Tommy Lee Jones, Ed Harris, Arnold Scharzenegger, Woody Harrelson, Eddie Murphy, Dermot Mulroney.
    Most of them made my electric toothbrush my best friend EVA!!!

  139. mauweebound says:

    Kick ass HGF! LOve the vintage. maybe you can do a vintage only HGF sometime! Lots of opportunity there

  140. Alix says:

    What, no classic Vincent D’Onofrio or Scott Bakula? I’ll forgive you, but only ’cause of that big yummy serving of Hamm…

  141. Hautie says:

    “Did you ever see Chris Meloni in “Oz” butt-ass nekkid? Ohmegodmygod. He needs to give me a sound spanking.”
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Oh how I loved Oz. And yes I saw Meloni is all his glory, every time he flashed it!

    Oz had alot of great looking nekkid men. Including Dean Winters!

    So ladies if you are ever bored and what to see alot of full frontal male nudity. Get HBO’s “OZ” on DVD and make a weekend of it!

  142. Sakyiwaa says:

    whoa! this was HAWT! really hot! i’m fanning myself. lol!

  143. Ele says:

    Amazing post…Daniel Henney, Jesse Martin, Viggo, Paul Newman, Jeremy Renner and of course Mr. Depp. whew so happy right now!

    And I have to put in my vote for a post about Korean men/Asian men HGF. Or a Canadian one. My list of Korean hotness can go on and on.

  144. Diva says:

    I watched Hamm on SNL this weekend, and I’m sorry, I REALLY don’t get it. Don Draper, I get, Jon Hamm, I don’t. *ducks* Sorry!

  145. lolo says:

    I like the Matt Damon with a little weight and the glasses!

  146. michelle says:

    Johnny Depp! He stands out from all the others and is still hot, ever since the beginning of his career.

  147. Stubbylove says:

    Friggin well done Kaiser. Hamm, Spader and to end with Depp and RDJ – lovely.

  148. Milena says:

    What, no Tom Selleck???

    Oh my, I was so in love with Magnum PI when I was a kid… Lol.
    And then he played Richard on Friends. WOW!

    Still hot, IMHO.

  149. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    JOHHHNNNYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

    I cannot comment on anyone else because he’s the whole package for me.. hot, lovely, beautiful and I love him..

    Thank you KAISER!