Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt spent $10,000 on guns

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag might have a better idea of what the world thinks of them than we thought. Or they have even more of an unearned sense of self-importance than previously believed. Now that they’re all “famous” (read: hated) Spencer has made some enemies (shocking!) and is supposedly fearful for his and Heidi’s safety. So they decided to do the smart, rational thing. Hire security? Nope. Why do that when you can spend ten grand on guns!

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are the couple that America loves to hate. But while that playful animosity has bought Spencer and Heidi their own 15 minutes of fame and made them a fortune, it has also brought them some negative attention. “Spencer does have a few enemies,” one pal explains. “He’s alienated a lot of people now that he’s rich and famous.”

As Perez Hilton reported on his blog, Spencer, 24, and Heidi, 21, have been concerned about their protection. So the couple visited the Martin B. Retting store in Culver City, Calif., on June 7 and spent more than $10,000 on guns to arm themselves. They purchased two Benelli semiautomatic M4 tactical shotguns, two Wilson close quarter combat .45-caliber pistols and one Scout semiautomatic rifle. “They wanted the exact guns that the U.S. Delta Force uses,” a friend explains. Spencer wants to be prepared for anything,” says the friend.

[From In Touch]

I don’t claim to be a gun expert, but in my experience if you want the “exact guns that the U.S. Delta Force uses” you’re trying to look cool. Unsuccessfully, by the way. If your motivation is protection, that’s one thing. But I’m guessing Spencer is just suffering from a classic case of “my penis is too small, I better buy a gun to prove I’m a man.” And if your penis is so small that you require five guns… well that’s a lot to make up for. Might want to get a muscle car, too.

Here’s Heidi and Spencer at the 19th Annual “A Time For Heroes” Celebrity Carnival in Los Angeles on June 8th. Images thanks to PR Photos.

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  1. Banana Boat says:

    Maybe they could do a murder/suicide? For publicity?

    I kid, I kid…sort of.

    And I rolled my eyes at them wanting ‘Delta Force’ guns. Such rubes. I can just see them asking for those..Without the training, doesn’t matter what kind of gun you have dummies.
    Wait, unless they’ll learn the ‘double tap’ method that the Delta Force uses?

  2. vdantev says:

    Isn’t there an IQ test before they sell you guns? If not, there should be then we could avoid situations like this.

    Those shorts would look nice in wad on my bedroom floor.

    I just noticed something, Pratt is a perfect name for her little mouth-breathing boytoy. Look it up.

  3. Scott F. says:

    Benelli semiautomatic M4 tactical shotguns!?

    Are they NUTS!? For crying out loud, I’m a 180lb Marine, and those things still kick like a mule. That’s a tactical shotgun that can blow fire doors off their hinges!

    A weapon is only effective if you can actually manage to hit what you’re aiming at, and those guns are WAY too big for them. Get yourself a nice low caliber Luger handgun, with almost no recoil.

    Look for a broken clavicle and collarbone for these two in the near future if they’re stupid enough to actually take one of those to the range.

  4. lola lola says:

    If Spencer wants to be prepared for anything, he’d better grow a brain. It’s cheaper.

  5. Melodie says:

    This would be a lot more believable if it said “Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt spent $10,000 on gum.”

    Which is how I read it, originally.

  6. Mairead says:

    What in the naymajaysis do they need a semi-automatic for? In case the first 10 bullets don’t get the “baddies” the next 90 might?
    Besides you know that Heidi is totally the type to want those girlie little jobs with mother of pearl handles. :roll:

    What is with these celebs bragging about their firepower – first Angelina and now these two numbskulls? Yez aren’t Charlton Heston lads!

  7. Shay says:

    Dumb asses. It doesn’t matter what guns the Delta Force uses the difference is they have the training and you don’t. You bought 5 guns for 10,000?

    They are both totally oblivious to reality and common sense.

  8. Syko says:

    I find it frightening that they are now armed.

  9. anon69 says:

    WHY are these two famewhores news worthy?
    Maybe if they didn’t get any press they would fade away. I would love nothing more than if these two, the rest of the Hills gang, Tila and anyone else who is a celeb for nothing more than breathing and being on a “reality” show, would just be shipped off somewhere far, FAR away. Even in their stupidity they aren’t entertaining.

  10. JennGush says:

    5 guns? Seriously? These two redefine the word ignorant. Those shoes he is wearing look completely RIDICULOUS! He looks like he has on like a size 17 shoe.

  11. silentA says:

    5 guns?

    If someone robs them…theres a gun for each hand for both Spencer and Heidi…and one more for who?

    The robber?

  12. devilgirl says:

    I didn’t read anything other than the title of the thread. I certainly am hoping that they purchased those guns to shoot themselves and put us out of our misery having to look at them!

  13. devilgirl says:

    I am hoping that they made the purchase to shoot themselves and put us out of our misery at having to look at them!

  14. anonymous says:

    You know one of them will end up being shot by the person who takes it out of their clam-stricken palms and fires back.

    Who wants to take bets on how long until Heidi graves the cover of Playboy. I say by this time next year.

  15. Ron says:

    Let’s hope they are not loaded…EVER! Even if it was a murder-suicide they’d manage to shoot some other poor shlub in the process! Tards.

  16. Jaundice Machine says:

    They say one in four gun accidents happen in the home. . .

  17. HeH8Me says:

    Haha..wanna be Mall Ninjas.

  18. Gracie says:

    Madonna has spent a couple of grand on shotguns. The really hoity toity ones go for that much.

    Semi-automatics are not the same as machine guns/full autos. And a lot of people have more than 5 guns. Why? Because people collect them and shoot them. How many women here have a lot more than 5 pairs of shoes? Isn’t that more than you “need”?

  19. Frenchie says:

    That story is so refreshing and full of hopes.
    Heidi could have asked for designers guns. She is a full ad by herself : Hermes, Dior and Chanel all in one shot and I bet she had to buy them

  20. Rianna says:

    guns are only good for protection when you can actually handle one. otherwise you might as well just shoot yourself.

  21. david10006 says:

    lolol!!..they want the exact guns the “Delta Force” use…5 bucks says one of them will end up blowing off a foot within a week.

  22. Glass says:

    I just have to comment on this :?
    $10,000 for 5 guns….somebody saw these
    two suckers coming.
    And they have two custom .45 automatics…neither of them look smart
    enough(or skilled enough) to handle the recoil from a .45

  23. meredith says:

    I have ony just discovered these two nimrods, they are currently on I’m a celebrity, get me out of here, I am more in disbeleive that they have a friend, (the one leaking the story) rather than they bought guns. Their idiots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!