Tests on Amy Winehouse are ‘inconclusive’ as she stays in hospital


There is nothing shocking about the latest news that singer Amy Winehouse was admitted to the hospital after a fainting spell yesterday. However, what is surprising is that the doctors can’t seem to figure out what’s wrong with her. Tests done at the London Clinic were deemed “inconclusive.” Are you kidding me?

Amy Winehouse remains in hospital in London after fainting at home on Monday afternoon, with tests on the singer so far proving “inconclusive”.

“She seems to be fine in herself, but they are taking their time to be sure,” her spokesman said.

Winehouse had been “doing admin” when she fell ill but “quickly recovered”.

Her manager’s assistant had stopped her falling and Ms Winehouse’s father, Mitch, had taken her to hospital “as a precaution”, the spokesman added.

After receiving treatment, she stayed at the London Clinic for observation.

[From the BBC News]

Ahhh, “Doing Admin.” That must be what all the kids are calling it these days. I’m sure Amy got lots of “Admin” delivered to her house yesterday after making $2 Million for a brief appearance at a Moscow art gallery earlier in the week in which she appeared completely wasted and also wore no underpants. I can’t even imagine being in the front row of that mess. Yikes!

Meanwhile, Amy is rumored to be getting ready to renew her wedding vows with her jailbird husband, Blake Incarcerated.

Since their wedding in Miami just 13 months ago, the groom has been sent to jail and there have already been rumors that both of them have had affairs.

Amy, 24, was said to be cozying up to her manager’s assistant, Alex Haines, and was spotted out with her producer Mark Ronson.

Meanwhile, there were whispers that Blake, 25, had been getting close with with an old friend, Sarah Thomas, said to have been his ‘rock’ through the tough times.

Now sources close to Blake’s family tell the paper that they want to put all that behind them by renewing their vows just a year after they first took them — even though they’ll have to do it in jail.

“It’s been a hard time for everyone concerned,” said their source, “but we are sure that they will get through it as a couple.

“In a bid to show the world that she is standing by Blake, [Amy] is looking into renewing her wedding vows – and she doesn’t care if it has to be done behind bars.

“She is totally committed to him – and he to her.”

[From OK!]

Vomit! You know, I used to blame Blake Incarcerated for Amy’s state, but she continues her spiral even with him in the clink, so he can’t be the only reason she’s such a mess. Maybe the hospital can keep her there for a while and get her cleaned up. But first they have to figure out what’s wrong with her. Hey, doc, have you tried testing Amy for crack? Heroin? Cocaine? Valium? Spic n’ Span?

Picture note by Celebitchy: Amy Winehouse is shown in photos you may have already seen handing out ice pops to photographers outside her house on 6/11/08, thanks to WENN.

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  1. geronimo says:

    Keep her there!! And keep Blake in jail.

  2. kimmi says:

    Hope she gets well soon.

  3. Anna says:

    What’s been striking to me is that in all the photos we’ve seen of her in the past weeks, she’s wearing the skimpiest of clothes while outside. Doesn’t she get cold? Are the booze and drugs in her system keeping her permanently warm? She looks so awful and run-down in those pics. Even run over. I’ve seen roadkill look better than she does. Maybe her tests have been inconclusive because the substances in her system make everything go wonky 😉 😀 I hope they keep her there and finally help her clean up and detox.

  4. xxx says:

    I can tell you what’s wrong with her – dehydration 🙄

  5. Susan says:

    It’s called meth/crack/alcohol —- girl needs treatment so bad.

  6. Tammy says:

    Oh Dear God. If you had no idea who she was you would immdiately think “crack whore”. I can not comprehend what her parents/people are doing…. this is worse than any Britney, Lindsey, Pete Doherty mess I have ever seen.

  7. Susan says:

    Her parents are probably trying to just keep her ALIVE — she refuses treatment. I think they’ve tried to force her as well – didn’t work. There’s nothing they “can” do. Sit and watch the train wreck happen before their eyes.

    She’s going to end up dead. And, she’s only 24…sad.

  8. Bodhi says:

    The tests probably came back inconclusive because of all of the different crap in her system!

  9. vdantev says:

    They found dangerously high levels of blood in her crack-stream didn’t they ?!

  10. xiaoecho says:

    why have you given us a link to tim russert in the article?? 😯

  11. Jaundice Machine says:

    Yeah, if I was in charge of her out patient release, I’d tell her the results were inconclusive as well. Let her stew in sobriety and sweat out the test results for a week or two. Especially if she’s considering renewing herself to that dead-weight parasite of a husband. Maybe a week sober in solitary will help her realize what a terrible dick he is.

    Wishful thinking, I know.

    She probably has so much shit in her system that she’s radioactive and a hazard to others in communal contact with her.

  12. Kenny D. Page says:

    Jaundice Machine and Anna, you two are my heroes. That is all.

    Winehouse has been wearing that tanning crap on her hands since last week. She’s at the point that she’s in too deep with the drugs/booze; that she doesn’t care about herself, period.

    Whatever she’s avoiding within her psyche, it’s killing her. Winehouse needs psychiatric treatment, along with the detox.

  13. JaneSays says:

    They clearly didn’t test her for either HIV, crack cocaine, heroin, ketamine, GHB, every benzo on the market or crystal meth. Inconclusive my ass…

    Still, it’s a good way to protect sensitive health information, eh?

    F%ckin’ A, Amy, help yourself so others can help you! 😥

  14. gg says:

    @ vdantev: 😆 😆 😆

  15. rottenkitty says:

    I think what’s causing that inconclusive report is that 100 pound monkey on her back.

  16. Ally says:

    She looks awful. I hope they are just trying to keep her in there to get her off the junk…whatever happened to just smoking a little herb every once in a while?? I never understood why people take drugs they know will destroy them…she needs to smoke a bunch of herb and get the munchies for god sakes…she looks like the crack ho that works the corner near my office…the one that is often laying in a puddle of her own puke in the morning… 😡

  17. Jaundice Machine says:

    Right on Ally. . . right on.

  18. spoonman says:

    I liked the utube video of her snorting a line on stage.

    Duhhhhh- inconclusive means she put bleach in her urine sample to mask the drugs…

  19. etsryan says:

    she made it to nelson’s birthday party right?

    dang people, like if she reads this stuff that is so encouraging…

    Risen Lord Jesus’ Peace!
    e.t./sue > *:D (: +

  20. Sheila says:

    Amy não está bem, e com essa perseguição das pessoas e a fixão em dar noticias ruins sobre ela, faz com que ela fique pior ainda.
    É preciso qeu parem de perseguir Amy.
    Amo o som dela e tenho vontade de ajuda-la mas so é possivel assim dizendo que a deixem em paz.