Stephen Dorff in VMAN Magazine: impossibly sexy, or totally cheeseball?

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VMAN Magazine’s promotion just sent us these photos from their new cover – with cover boy Stephen Dorff. Dorff is in Sofia Coppola’s new movie, Somewhere, and he’s getting a lot of attention and awards hype because everyone says this is his big comeback role, his re-introduction to A-List Actordom. I’ve said it before – I think Somewhere looks really good, and I’m very happy to see Dorff have a comeback, because the boy is good looking and really, really hot, albeit in a slightly sleazy way (that I love).

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So… here’s the question: When you’re attempting your comeback, you’re hoping to parlay this buzz into something bigger in your career, is this the right time to take off your clothes for a Mario Testino photo shoot? Granted, his body is… um… in a word, DONGTASTIC. No, “Hot”. He’s very hot. And steamy. And gorgeous. So… is this a good idea? Or is it totally cornball and cheesy?

Here are a few excerpts from the piece:

STEPHEN DORFF, the 37-year-old rebel actor and star of the forthcoming, much-hyped movie directed by Sofia Coppola called “Somewhere.” VMAN’s cover and inside spread features Dorff with a body rivaling a teenage athlete. Dorff says he owes Coppola for the opportunity to renew his interest in the (acting) craft and continue to discover his art. His mother died of brain cancer one year and one day before Sofia offered him the coveted role.

He’s been labeled everything from a child prodigy to a Hollywood bad boy, but after his starring role in the film “Somewhere,” Stephen Dorff’s getting comfortable with a new moniker: Leading Man.

“This isn’t Stephen’s comeback. It’s his rediscovery.” – Sofia Coppola

“I learned how to grow up.” – Stephen Dorff

[From VMAN]

Yes, he’s so “grown up” that he’s making a move that even Zac Efron would be like “um, that’s kind of cheap.” Not that I’m complaining. I both love and hate this photo shoot. But I feel strongly about it, so I guess that’s something.

All photos courtesy of VMAN Magazine.

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  1. I feel so embarrassed for him. I guarantee you in the next 10 years he’s going to go plastic surgery cuckoo and look like Rourke II.

  2. Hollowdoll says:

    It’s kinda cheesy, but I have a special place in my heart for him. So I’m gonna give him a pass. His body won’t look like that forever and he has acting credits to rely on. He’s definitely no Efron.

  3. happygirl says:

    Have always loved him. And still think he’s hot =)

  4. Toe says:

    He lost alot of weight.

  5. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    He is looking like Kevin Dillon…not good. He looks really good in the shirtless pic and he looks like himself in that one.

    A good movie to see with Stephen is “I shot Andy Warhol.” He is in drag the whole time and he talks in this sexy little wispy voice, its divine.

  6. Hautie says:

    So he is about 5’6? Maybe Tom Cruise size?

    I like the photo’s. I thought he look like he would smell incredible. Till I saw that cigarette.

  7. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    I think he’s a cheeseball but I totally enjoyed his underwear pic. That could change my mind!

  8. Stubbylove says:

    Total cheeseball – you can tell this guy doesn’t have much going on behind those eyes. Boring and agree w/Hautie- must be at most, 5’6 on a good day? Ugh.

  9. Jeri says:

    The pictures with the jacket and coat on are totally cheesy – others are not too bad.

  10. original kate says:

    fail.

  11. l says:

    I REALLY don’t get all the comments about height. There is not a GD thing ANYONE can do about how tall they are or aren’t.

    Now about the photo shoot, yes, that they DO have control over, and yes, its a bit cheesy.

  12. anti says:

    cheese.

  13. CindyB says:

    Well. I’m totally out of the loop and truly have no idea who he is. Sad, I know! So, from a totally objective view (so I say!) I think his photo shoot looks just fine. Not cheesy, not artsy. Just a hot guy looking hot. I’m digging it.

  14. hmmm says:

    Hot and cheesy. Mmmm. I like his ‘down there’ muscles. So inviting. Cheesy, but not too cheesy.

  15. aenflex says:

    nothing sexy about him, IMO

  16. Samantha says:

    Is….is that the guy from Britney Spears video Everytime…? No…that’s not the same guy…is it? He looks totally different…nah…that’s not him.. *googles*

  17. Bella Bella says:

    He looks like a little dude. How short is he?

  18. jade says:

    I thought this was Huey Lewis back in the 80’s at first glance! my bad…

  19. searching4grace says:

    i’ve thought he was hot since i saw him in blade. but this shoot makes him look unhealthy. he has a BEAUTIFUL body but his face doesn’t balance that out. it looks too thin and the hairline looks receding. there’s no charisma in these.

  20. lili says:

    Middle age crisis alert!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    Yea Sam that him. He was the guy in Britney’s Everytime Music Video.

  22. Hollowdoll says:

    Well I’d spread him on a cracker and eat him up!

  23. sapphire says:

    Average hot guy, but in the coat, I am getting a flasher vibe. Kind of creepy.

  24. mymy says:

    Like the cig. Kind of a slap in the face to all the intolerant people who think people should live their lives like they see fit. But he is trying to damn hard.

  25. Anti-icon says:

    Oh. My. Must brew another cuppa. That man is so……..well. no words. (but I do think he and Susan Sarandon were in a sorta bad movie together when he was young, and I love SS, and the only thing I can remember is that boy is cute.) Well, Stephen Dorff, welcome to Hot Guy Friday!

  26. LolaBella says:

    The cover shot is totally cheeseball, but I like the black and white underwear and smoking pics.

    That coat makes his neck disappear and his body look weirdly dwarf like – badly styled, IMHO.

    He’s a decent actor and I’m really looking forward to seeing him in the new movie.

  27. Bodhi says:

    Cheesy as hell, but I love cheese!!

  28. dread pirate cuervo says:

    I’m a size queen but the big panties doesn’t make up for the tiny inseam. Also, I’ve never seen his appeal, not since he was making D-list horror movies 20 years ago.

  29. latam says:

    hes pretty buff but i dont like his body.

    he’s too short looking and he doesnt have that nice slim tapering look ala brad pitt

  30. madylane says:

    my jaw actually dropped! HOT!!!!!

  31. NYer says:

    I can’t even focus on the goods because I am so distracted by his chronic case of Luke Perry Forehead.

  32. truthzbetta says:

    Saw him on Stern seeming very ready to go sleep with a random caller. Desperate and too gross for words like half the freaks who luck out in Hollyweird. Probably did the casting couch thing to make it.

    But I appreciate him showing off his bod for the ladies. In the lying down undie shot made classic by David Beckham I could almost forget how revolting his personality is.

  33. FutrmrsGyllenhaal says:

    Is anyone noticing a Luke Perry quality in him? I look at these pics and I see Luke Perry from his 90210 days all day long…

  34. beth says:

    he’s really talented and hot and shit, but he’s trying too hard here. esp. with that dong shot (lying down, with semi-erection) – that’s awful. it’s like a girl sucking on a lollipop trying to turn a guy on who already likes her, but shes doing it all wrong and hes thinking, ‘o dear god, i have to save her before she embarrasses herself further…’

  35. Mingo says:

    Short man syndrome.

  36. Mouse says:

    Too much photoshop on the abs and bulge. Natural is so much sexier. At least they left some lines on his forehead. He’s kind of plain, doesn’t do anything for me.

  37. CB Rawks says:

    Definitely too much Luke Perry.

    But I still think he’s gorgeous anyway. I crushed on him a little bit back when he was the star of The Power of One. Damn that must be 18 years back or something! Such a romantic movie and so sad!

  38. sauvage says:

    Seeeexy.

  39. Vera says:

    Not really cheesy, but perhaps poorly timed. You’d think that after Somewhere was a bit more well known to the general public that you’d do a somewhat risqué shoot like this as to not come off as a bit desperate to be in the spotlight for a bit. I mean, I guess it would be a form of promotion, but if it is only mentioned in the article, how many people are reading the article?

    But then, Somewhere isn’t exactly new to the festivals, so it has had a few months for it to fester in the film industries gaze, so perhaps this is the correct time to put a shoot out like this (if there is a correct time)?

    Either way, as long as he doesn’t get too much of an ego-trip from all this that it screws over his comeback/rediscovery, I guess it’s good for him.

    Also, on the topic of Somewhere, I think Elle Fanning may finally be breaking free of being under Dakota’s shadow, seeing as she has basically always gotten the part as being the younger sister or the younger version of Dakota. I feel that Elle may have more potential than her sister, since I don’t see many of the Twilight cast getting rid of the association of the movie (Cam Gigandet is the only one that I have noticed in another movie – with good acting, mind you) any time soon. Plus, I think Somewhere is going to jump start her career.

  40. LindyLou says:

    Fromage.

    And I’m a little ashamed to admit I’d hit that….yes indeed.

  41. GT says:

    He looks damn fine to me. Great black and white shots but lose the ciggy.

  42. moocowhead says:

    Steven dorff = Luke Perry & Keifer Sutherlands love child.

  43. Ashley. says:

    haha!
    is that all you idiots are talking about is his height, chest, and poses?
    i see nothing wrong with this shoot. i see a man who’s absolutely amazing in every way. is that all you guys care about is his body type and a cigarette in his mouth? what morons.
    CHEEZY? no. REMARKABLE. yes.
    and as for the whole ZEFRON comment–HELL NO! DON’T EVEN PUT STEPHEN IN THE SAME CATEGORY AS THAT LOSER. ZEFRON’s gonna just be another failure at acting alongside MILEY CYRUS and VANESSA HUDGENS. so, stop attacking STEPHEN when some of you are prolly around the age of 15-18 WHO REALLY SHOULD BE ON A JONAS BROTHERS COMMENT BOARD INSTEAD OF MAKING RUDE COMMENTS ABOUT A MAN THAT YOU PROLLY NEVER EVEN HEARD OF TIL NOW.

  44. EmM/ says:

    First pic is… HOTHOTHOTHOOOOT! And yeah, his “down there” muscles, grrrrr!

  45. Fantazia..... says:

    Ah, he’s fiiiiiine! So sexy and male