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Hancock Premiere has superheroes and super zeros!



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Written by Micah

Posted in Charlize Theron, Jason Bateman, Movies, Premieres, Will Smith

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13 Responses to “Hancock Premiere has superheroes and super zeros!”

  1. Someone scraped the bottom of the D-list for invitees to this showing. Even Kathy Griffin is too good for this thing. That’s not a good sign.

    Ouch ! Justine has seen better days, but I love that dress. Who thawed her out for this premiere?

    No box office money for Scientology or its supporters. Sorry Will, I remain resolute. You chose the wrong side of the equation.

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  2. Kaiser/ Hippacrat:

    I’m weird for thinking Thomas Jane looks hot, right? Fuck it, I’d do him. I don’t even mind the outfit… it will be on my bedroom floor soon enough.

    Damn. Bateman’s looking good, too. His hairline… it’s “grown back” right?

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  3. Will Smith is a horrible homophobe and I hope this movie bombs (even though I love Bateman and Theron). I am so sick of his claims that he owns the 4th of July weekend because of all of the idiotic hits he’s had open on that weekend.

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  4. What a riff Micah…very hilarious.

    I too miss Arrested Development, and had to laugh because all the Thomas Jane talk reminded me of exactly that show, along with Jason being next to his fair MR F!

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  5. *looks around in puzzlement* Sorry - I thought I’d clicked on gofugyourself (my second favourite blog :wink: )

    Great job Micah :D I confess though, I did watch Hitch on DVD due to extreme boredom. And I quite enjoy it 8O

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  6. Jason Bateman is just damn near edible.

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  7. Ya know…Charlize doesn’t even come close to Grace Kelly.

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  8. Valerie may just be getting used to the new body. When you’re used to covering things up it’s difficult to change that mind set.

    Thomas Jayne, don’t care what he’s wearing — Jesus he’s freakin hot.

    Justine Bateman - why does she appear so rough? She needs to lighten it up a bit, cause she looks like a man, baby.

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  9. Persistent Cat:

    I hate that Will is probably a Scientologist because he’s just so likeable (sp?). We watched I Am Legend last night. Depressing as hell but he’s such a good actor. And I liked Hitch. Very cute movie.

    Justine Bateman was never that pretty. But my crush on Michael Bluth continues. As for a movie, IMDB still has it as a rumour. Please Lord, let it be true.

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  10. There is a limit to the ego and diva behavior you can have in one place.

    Both Will and Charlize Theron are two annoying people that are too much in love with themselves.

    Too much ego going on.

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  11. mmmmmm jason looks delicious as usual!that HAIR……=)

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  12. I would watch Will Smith if he was banging drums! Love love him.

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  13. Sooooo many haters, anyway :roll: I love Will, not in that way, and his movies. I hope this does gr8t!!! I will be seeing this for sure :D

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