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This week, Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson were supposed to be dominating the headlines. And then Prince William and Kate Middleton came and stole the engagement thunder, and now everyone is all about the royal nuptials and jewelry and wedding dresses and all of that. So… what better time to give some attention to Prince Harry and his FIRE DONG? Poor Harry. This is how it’s going to be from now on – eclipsed by his older brother and his soon-to-be sister-in-law. Harry will likely be William’s Best Man – but Harry will never be king. So let’s give The Man Who Won’t Be King the honor of our headlining Hot Guy, shall we? Plus, I just think Harry is way cuter than William. The Windsor genes really came out in William in adulthood – meanwhile, Harry’s hotness just gets better through the years. Plus, you can just tell, can’t you? The royal jewels are plentiful with this one. He’s such a strapping young lad. I just want to mount him. Sidenote: I can come up with absolutely filthy subtext for all of these photos.
Since we’re not doing a theme this week, other than “Guys Who Should Have Been People Magazine’s Sexiest Men Dongs of the Year”… better known as “These are the guys I like, do you have a motherchucking problem with that?”, I thought I’d show off one my secret Forever Dongs, Ethan Hawke. Yes, he’s not the prettiest or the sexiest. But I adore him, against all odds.
CB demanded that I put The Walking Dead’s Andrew Lincoln on – although I prefer to think of him as Love, Actually’s Andrew Lincoln. He’s rather dreamy. Swoon-worthy, in my opinion.
Jason Statham, by popular request. In theory, he should be one of my go-to Forever Dongs. He has the rough-and-tumble manliness that I enjoy, with none of the pretty-boy preening. He’s got the accent. He’s losing his hair (a small “problem” I enjoy in many men). In theory, I should be all about him. And yet… I still haven’t gotten there. I do like looking at him, though, so there’s something.
Ed Harris, by popular request. I love The Harris, and I love that he’s aging naturally, and he’s a wonderful, amazing actor… but I don’t get hot for him. I really don’t. Sorry Ed!
By popular (Canadian) request, Callum Keith Rennie:
Sedhil Ramaamurthy – because we have newish photos of him, and I didn’t hate his hair.
I keep having reoccurring fantasies about Javier Bardem and I meeting by chance at a lunch, and sitting beside each other and flirting, and then he invites me to stay with him in Spain, and our love blossoms over time. In my fantasy, my mom loves him too, and thinks he’s a perfect son in law. Sigh…
Greg Kinnear – have we ever done him before? That’s a shame, because I do adore the guy. He’s a wonderful actor, and he just seems sweet as hell. I put a little Gervais in these photos too (I find him hot!)
Diego Luna! I love this boy so much.
A little Clooney, for old time’s sake.
My beloved Fassbender. I recently saw an episode of Poirot with Fassbender. He was an alcoholic and he was boning his cousin. It was surprisingly hot.
Tom Hardy, by request – repeatedly. Like, you bitches really needed your Hardy fix this week.
A little Silver Dong, my lover John Slattery. Even my mom has come on board! Sidenote: Why am I trying to convince my mother of some silver-haired dude’s hotness? Answer: Unknown.
Nathan Fillion… because I forgot him on Canadian HGF! MY BAD, BITCHES. I seriously love him, and I guess I just have a brainfart about him being Canadian.
Chiwetel Ejiofor – I love him.
Dominic West, by request. I’ve said this before… I think he’s hot, but there’s something weird about his forehead or chin. Something that gives him that “off” look that he uses to play villains. Still, The Hotness. Also: a cameo by Idris!
Ryan Bingham, by request. He won an Oscar earlier this year for Best Song, for his work in Crazy Heart. He’s cute… but he’s rather dorky. Dork-Hot.
Part of my secretly loves when we get requests for Bollywood stars. I get a kick out of trying to find photos of the dudes, my (half) country-men. Inevitably, some of the most popular photos are these totally cheesy brooding, shirtless shots. Why is it that only American and Englishmen have really mastered the art of posing shirtless while not looking like they’re made of cheddar? Thus, I give you Arjun Rampal:
Tahmoh Penikett, by request.
Matthew Goode, by request. Even though I find him attractive physically (he’s got that snooty thing that turns me on), I think he’s probably a smug, nasty bastard. That’s how he comes across to me. Cameo by Jason Isaacs!
Agent Bedhead told me something funny about Zachary Quinto the other day, but I promised her I wouldn’t repeat it. So… Quinto is on the brain, plus someone requested Eli Roth this week… hmmm… let’s do a jumble, shall we?
Gilles Marini, by request. I think he seems like a cheeseball, and rather full of himself, but whatever. He also loves scarves and long walks on the beach.
By request, Damon Albarn (of Gorillaz):
Gabriel Aubry, another Canadian I forgot. As I said, MY BAD, BITCHES. Jeez. Enjoy!
Gabriel reminds me of a less hot Josh Holloway. YEAH, I SAID IT. Oh, My Holloway. I adore you and your Southern Dong.
I love when Taye Diggs wears glasses. It’s like he’s a sexy (male) secretary.
Ron Livingston, by request. Band of Brothers for the win! “She took the dog! SHE HATES THAT DOG!”
Are you bitches really all over the new Hawaii 5-0? I tried watching for a few minutes, and it just seemed so dumb. Ugh. But, somebody out there loves Alex O’Laughlin, so here you go.
Jesse Eisenberg, by request. I’m not quite there as far as finding him hot… although the kid is very, very talented.
Adrien Brody by request. The only way I can make Brody palatable (to me) is to show photos of him and Gerard Butler. They’re bros, didn’t you know?
Speaking of Gerard Butler with other dudes, let’s revisit my favorite Gerard Butler photos of all time… The Night When The Butler Met The Hamm. Ignore the bitch who needs the flavor of my slut shank nice woman in the middle.
I loved this request – Prince Carl of Sweden. He really is a cutie.
Jeffrey Dean Morgan – just because I haven’t done him in a while, and I miss the hotness. Sigh… the bigger they are, the harder I fall.
I’ve heard that this season of House isn’t doing too well in the ratings. Too bad, because this season is really, really good, and Hugh Laurie is sexy as hell in his love scenes.
Matt Smith (British actor, Dr. Who), by request. No stop requesting, please. If you request him or David Tennent again, I will seriously begin to question the HGF parameters.
Ralph Fiennes doesn’t know whether to screw you or eat you. Oh, YES.
Mmm… Alexander Skarsgard. Actually, I’ve pretty much been over him for weeks, going on months. The Bosworth finally killed it, you know?
Clive… I’ve run out of things to say about him, honestly. I mean… he’s f-cking me with his eyes. Pardon me… he’s making love to me with his eyes. Sweet love. Dirty, biting, naughty love. *crosses legs*
The HAMM. The true reigning king, the true defender of all that is Sexy Men, and Forever Dongs. Suck it, Ryan Reynolds. No, wait. Allow me to… you get the idea.
Photos courtesy of Fame, WENN, Vogue, Vanity Fair, GQ, Details, Esquire, Entertainment Weekly, Google Images.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Hot Guy Friday
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Kaiser I love you…both for the HAMM and for the “slut shank.” That was f-ing HILARITY.
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Love the two cocoa puffs and Clive and Halle’s ex is kinda like WOW and Holloway
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TGIHGF again!!!
Great selection, Kaiser, and I second the Chewitel love, and Idris, and Taye, and The Hamm and of course CO forever.
Prince Ginger and the puppy always get me, no matter how often it gets reposted! And Carl Philip of Sweden is quite handsome too.
Thanks!
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Oh yes HARRY!!! Ugh so much hotness.
As I said yesterday, EVERYTHING NEEDS MOAR HARRY!
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sorry, since i’ve heard he does not wear underwear, he lost his appeal. yuch!
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Great job. Bosworth really does kill it.
Scandinavian hot guy friday. DO IT!
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A post without Gerard Butler’s bloated face starting at me – HALLELUJAH.
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Harry may be a hot ginger, but he’s also a racist douchebag. Wish people would stop lusting after him.
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Thank you for the Fassbender and my forever crush Ed Harris. Ed could quietly recite the phone book and I would melt.
And just you wait…that uber-symbol of All That is Manly Perfection, The Hamm, will be on the Sexiest Man Alive cover next year. These things happen in their own time, and he’s got another year to go.
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Harry & the puppy… SWOON!!!
And now I REALLY want to know what Agent Bedhead told you about Zachary Quinto!!
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Thank you for posting yet another picture of my imaginary husband, Ralph Fiennes.
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wow….
yeah, the skinny blondie killed alex for me too
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Alexander Skarsgard, Prince Ginge, Tom Hardy awwwwwwwwwwwwwww yummmmmmmmm succcccccckkkkkkkk liccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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Ryan Bingham is a new face. Handsome, talented, and successful. He very cute.
I was just thinking that Gabriel Aubrey looks like Josh Holloway. Which is why I am always like ok there is another guy that looks him and that guy can act (apparently, because Lost was way to confusing for my little brain I never watched it), nothing special about this model guy.
I just wanna say I love when Jon Hamm hosts SNL, he was sooo funny on his last recent appearance. He did one skit where they did this casting thing for Back To The Future impersonating other actors and Jon Hamm was Robin Williams and he killed it. I mean the guy was freaking genius. I think I am falling for him but not like in way you guys like him, like in I would totally defend him against a Mad Men hater or something. He is just a good guy not an AILF (Actor I would like to f*ck)
Speaking of Mad Men, that recent post with that Vincent guy from Mad Men got me to thinking how cute he is, he can he be in another HGF?
Glad to see Greg Kinnar make the cut because I really like him. He was so awesome in this one movie I just saw called Unknown. Its not a new movie but it was very good.
Thanks for another HGF.
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THANK YOU Kaiser, for honouring my request for Jason Statham and Ed Harris!!!
Thank you also for (almost) all the other hotties.
And yes, Gabriel Aubrey reminds me of Josh Holloway’s way-less-hot brother. In fact, I said that just before I scrolled down and saw Josh!
Jason, Josh, Clive, Ralph, Dominic – they are all members of my “Forever Dong” club!
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No no no no no no no no! The black&whites of the Hamm, my Bear Jew (Eli), Matthew Goode (because he has a nice face and he looks really tall), and Callum (I loved him in Californication), everyone else blows! Jason Statham? Really? And 90% of the black guys that you pick are wack, and I’m Black!!!! Since you refuse to grant my request of my all time fave Hot Guy, Michael Jackson (who happens to be a non-wack black guy i.m.p.o), the least you can do is include:
Jonathan Rhys
Jake Gyllenhal(SpellCheck)
Eric Bana
Ryan Gosling
Hugh Jackmon
Jared Leto
These guys deserve at the minimum, a bi-weekly appearance.
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Kaiser, there were some real good ones this week but I am starting to miss my Johnny Depp. Can I have at least one pic next week? I know you had him up a few weeks ago but, I need my fix. Thank you!!!
Other than that,
Prince Harry is the sexiest Ginger I have ever seen!!!
Andew Lincoln,Javier,Arjun Rampal,Gabriel Aubry are all some hot a** guys!
But the Hottest GUYS on todays HGF, the ones that will make me drop my undies are:
George Clooney
Gerard Butler
Hugh Laurie
Alexander Skarsgard (still love him)
And CLIVE OWEN
YUM YUM YUM
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*sigh* Still no Harry Shum Jr.?…
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Next week PLEASE put Maxwell in HGF!!! Then, I will be happy. Thanks!
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Bodhi – I can email you, if you like.
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It’s not really friday till the hot guys come out. yay!
Suggestion! I’m a sucker for a guy with no hair…..throw in a “Hot Bald Guy Friday” one of these weeks.
actually, you’ve already tackled Christopher Meloni and Jason Statham, (2 of my all-time faves), but there’s always bald Billy Zane, and Arnold Vosloo (drool), Bruce Willis (circa “Armageddon”) and honestly, even Bryan Cranston during his hairless season. just a thought
Either way, thrilled with seeing The Statham here (he’s my Clive) and some long lost Jeffrey Dean Morgan!
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Kaiser, I have an idea, please don’t take it wrong, I mean I know it must take up alot of your time preparing HGF and all and I know you do your best to make us bitches happy. But I have to say that even though the selections are great, alot of the same keep coming up. And I love men alot but I’m kind of getting bored of HGF ( I know I’m gonna get killed for this) but I was thinking, how about alternating HGF with FPF (fashion porn friday) ? One week the dongs , the other week the clothes & shoes? Just to keep things interesting? Please don’t ban me, it’s just a suggestion
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lol, you’re going to have Michael K. licking his screen all day with Prince Harry’s pictures.
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Great HGF, Kaiser! Sigh….sweet baby Jesus…
@Jezi…where are you?
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@starkindustries how do you know this?
@a, i think its a turn on that he doesn’t wear undergarments…OK, i have to go splash with cold water now LOL
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That Hamm collection at the end there may finally be the thing that sells me on him–I just haven’t been able to get on board, but Hamm in grey flannel is yummy!
Also, I love Prince Harry–but I’m sorry, the James Hewitt rumor HAS to be true. It HAS to! Look at pics–Charles is not the baby-dadddy.
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Thank you for posting Jesse Eisenberg. I saw him on Conan last night and he was so funny, really he was a natural and cracked me up…and that made him very attractive. I got a thing for him now! Sexiest geek alive!!!
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Great list again (a few odd choices — but to each his/her own…)
My new man-crush is Mark Strong. Can we put him on for next week, pretty please??
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I can not express to you the gratitude for having Nathan Fillion. He’s fantastic.
I’m not a dr. who fan, but from the few episodes I’ve seen-both of those guys are better looking than the pictures you pick for them.
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@starkindustries – I am with you about Harry. And we know this because he thought it was clever/funny to dress up as a Nazi for a fancy-dress party. And then there the incident when he called someone a “Paki” and “raghead” in “jest”.
Anyway, enough of a HGF downer. Loved the rest.
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@Heather – I second hot bald guy Friday!
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Wow! Thanks for the great birthday present!
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Damn. This week’s HGF is good.
Thanks for the Tahmoh Penikett and Nathan Fillion shots. I also enjoyed the pictures of Gabriel Aubrey, because they were sexy and because he is AGAIN hiding his snaggle teeth behind that sexy little pout.
Also totally agree w/ Kaiser’s commentary about Matt Smith and Adrien Brody. WTH?
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Another Canadian that needs love is Paul Gross. Seriously sexy and clever. Delish!
http://paulgross.org/indexhigh.htm
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As much as I am not a fan of the pretty dainty boys… I make the exception for Gabriel Aubry. As pretty as he is…. he still looks like a man! Roar!
I love Hot Harry in his Polo gear most of alll….
And my favorite dong of them all…
The Hamm…
Who does not need some pitiful magazine to tell him he is sexy.
Cause as we all know here… he is the man.
The man with his pants full of fun.
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Oh man, I feel like a perv lusting for the Ginger Prince..I remember when that boy was born!
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Be still my heart – Hamm in the sweater. Hamm in the glasses. Sigh.
Kaiser, I cried a little when I realized you weren’t doing an HP tribute, but at least Mr. Fiennes was included. Wonderful!
How about a little Jason Mraz?
Some young Bill Murray? Shit, even OLD Billy Murray!
Dominic Monaghan?
Ed Helms?
Nick Kroll?
Jonathan Lajoie?
Stephen Rannazzisi?
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Please please please please include Harry Shum Jr next week!
Every Friday I get my hopes up and he still hasn’t been included!
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Speaking of no underwear look at Hamm’s last pic….
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ITA @ LoveAng-Vincent and his creepy hermit/fringe of society style makes me totally hot for him. I just want to move to a rain forest and live off the grid with him.
Also, Prince Harry got really sexy over the past few years. So crazy because he was always such an awkward, goofy-looking kid but now I’d hit it.
Ah god, too much hotness. I think I need to leave work…
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Definitely one of the best HGF posts thus far! Thank you Kaiser!!
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Skarsgard, Jauvier, Aubry, Marini mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Bosworth is just a bookmark
For a second there I thought I was looking at Lyle Lovett
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Kaiser – May I please have some Timothy Olyphant next HGF, please? He is HOT.
And I would LOVE a Bald HGF – but please include Patrick Stewart. Bald is SO SEXY!
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@starkindustries – Amen
@me1st – He wore a nazi uniform for halloween and he was photographed giving the hitler salute.
Sedhil Ramaamurthy – WHO IS THIS GUY?!?!? and why do I want to lick him? I bet he tastes like a caramel latte! hmm hmm good
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nice nice nice nice …so much nice….sigh
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I don’t think the ginger prince needs to worry about being overshadowed. Sure, he will be for awhile with the wedding coming up, but he will still maintain his cool demeanor and will just continue to get hotter as he ages.
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Kaiser. going off Raven Sparrow’s idea, instead of clothes and stuff,
How bout HGF and barely dressed HGF. they would all have to be in underwear, half naked under a sheet, peeking around a tree, whatever but the barely dressed HGF would be REALLY COOL!!!
Just a thought!
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HGF always embarrasses me because it makes me realize how truly sheltered I am. I never know who half the guys are!
I do love the suggestion for an HGF bald edition. And barely dressed hot guys should be a basic rule for HGF!
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I love Ron Livingston, and Ryan Bingham is so cute. I thought Ed Harris looked sexy in cowboy getup in Appaloosa.
Thanks for including Michael Fassbender and Matthew Goode!
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Great job as always Kaiser!
I swear to you i met a guy last week who is the scruffy version of Jon Hamm. And he had a great personality! It really was a dangerous situation, considering my husband was there with me. How not to drool while your husband is watching…..
Oh and Damon Albarn was also in Blur and i will love him forever for it!
mmmmm hot harry……
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If Kaiser can admit lust for Ricky Gervais, I can admit that I find Eddie Izzard hot. Sometimes even when he’s in drag. And I have an odd little crush on Stephen Merchant, too.
But I can’t see Damon Albarn without thinking of Little Britain’s Rock Profile of Blur.
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Thank you soooo much for Nathan Filion and Zachary Quinto! HGF is for a woman’s woman, which is why Robert Pattinson ins’t EVER listed!
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ok, i’m in bed with the flu and unable to speak (mr. original kate is in heaven, no doubt) and last night i had a fevered dream that i turned over in bed and there was jake gyllenhall, shirtless and asleep… what does it mean?! and now HGF – i swear my fever just jumped up a degree.
alex s: he looks adorable when he smiles, and i love me a long, lanky guy.
arjun rampal: oh my krishna, he is hot as hell. where has he been hiding?
prince harry: i don’t normally go for the ginger but in this case mama like. and i agree – hewitt has got to be his father, they look just alike.
ed harris: classic, sexy and something about him always reads “naughty boy” to me.
javier bardem: !muy caliente! i would hit it until he lost his accent.
the hamm: so handsome, and the photo of him and butler shaking hands is interesting: butler’s grip seems a bit…flaccid, while hamm has a strong grip. just saying…you be the judge.
clooney: you know he just doesn’t do it for me anymore. i think i just associate him with low-rent skanks now.
kaiser, can you do a sick woman a HGF solid and include jeremy sisto next week, preferably naked/shirtless?
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@Johnny Depp’s Girl – not a bad idea! Though you made me think of the french rugby team calender…you would die if you saw it, it’s all naked rubgy players cleverly covering up. Les dieux du stade it’s called.
Ok so lets not touch HGF, but what about Thursdays? Lady Thursdays? Where we could talk clothes & make-up. I remember this post where we all ended up trading make-up pointers and it was really interesting. It would be nice to have that on a regular basis, don’t you think?
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Always a pleasure on a Friday afternoon… You DO know that Tahmoh Penikett is also Canadian, right?
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Hooray! Thanks again for including Alexander Skarsgard. I can’t get enough! What about Jemaine Clement from Flight of the Conchords?
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Wonderful list, as always! Many thanks.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen Sufjan Stevens make the cut. He’s real pretty, a singer-songwriter that we pale girls go crazy for. I second the Jason Mraz request, too. And Jemaine from FoC. Business time. Yes, please.
I know he’s really played out to a lot of people, but I continue to adore Andy Samberg. Oh, and Seth Meyers. Snarky boys. Mmmm.
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If you end up doing a Bald HGF, please include Tyrese.
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Oh, Harry is so Fire Dong Forever. And I can’t help but secretly hope the rumor he’s the result of Diana’s affair is true. (Oh God, those Windsor genes…)
Yay! You included two of the Firefly/Serenity men! Nathan Fillion is hilarious, and Chiwetel Ejiofor is amazing. Their fight scene? Ung, so hot.
YUSS, THE ISAACS. Even his smile looks sinister. *dreamy sigh*
Another cream-worthy HGF to thank you for! My requests: please, Anthony Hopkins (it’s the eyes! those predatory eyes and creepy smile), Adam Baldwin (scruffy hot), and Aaron Rodgers (bite-able biceps). Thank you!
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I don’t get the appeal in Prince Harry. He’s doofy looking to me. Eh, whatever.
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Exceptional list. My god, someone turn on the a/c.
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One of the best HGF!!
Thanks for Giles Marini no he’s not full of himself,just because he’s pretty?
Alex o’Loughlin Drool…my heart jumped when I saw him.
The Hamm is becoming a favorite.
Jason Stahtam looks like a sex machine.
Josh Holloway is always hot!!
Greg Kinnear is the guy you marry.So sweet!
Tom Hardy is sexy…
Ryan Bingham interesting…
George Clooney classic!I love his voice.
Gabriel Aubry Halle Berry sure knows how to choose them.Nayla looks just like him.
I’ve suggested this before.A Hot Guy Friday for the older guys that still got it but with todays pictures not vintage ones.I like them old too!
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One of the best HGF!!
Thanks for Giles Marini no he’s not full of himself,just because he’s pretty?
Alex o’Loughlin Drool…my heart jumped when I saw him.
The Hamm is becoming a favorite.
Jason Stahtam looks like a sex machine.
Josh Holloway is always hot!!
Greg Kinnear is the guy you marry.So sweet!
Tom Hardy is sexy…
Ryan Bingham interesting…
George Clooney classic!I love his voice.
Gabriel Aubry Halle Berry sure knows how to choose them.Nayla looks just like him.
I’ve suggested this before.A Hot Guy Friday for the older guys that still got it but with todays pictures not vintage ones.I like them old too!
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Look, Hawaii 5-0 is silly, but I love it. It’s fluffy and reminds me of Lost. But if we’re going to discuss it on HGF, we need to talk Scott Caan. (And DDK, of course.)
Caan the younger is hilarious and foxy. O’Laughlin is a snooze.
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“Lady Thursdays? Where we could talk clothes & make-up. I remember this post where we all ended up trading make-up pointers and it was really interesting.”
@ ravensparrow: i remember that thread, and it was really interesting. i like lady thursdays!
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So. Much. Grey. Hair.
Still no Bobby Long
I do love it that Hamm is now a regular. He should be. He’s the super dong.
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This really should have been the People’s Sexiest list. I would have been satisfied at Michael Fassbender. Sweet Jeezus…he makes me moist…but then the bounty kept on coming…Chiwetel, Hardy, Bardem, Clive!!! Thank you for getting my weekend started right.
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Ok so can we do Scary Guy Thursdays? Some guys can cross both lists then. Ethan Hawke is skeezy…
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I’m black too and I’d say only 25% of the black guys you pick are wack. Michael Jackson is talented but he’s never been hot or sexy. Cute was as far as he made it (and that ended about 22 years before he died). IMHO of course. A hot black man you’re missing is Lennie James. Also I’m still waiting with baited breath for Alain Delon.
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Kaiser, thank you for fulfilling my wish for all to see my dirty lovah, Tahmoh. It was nearly ruined with the pics of Matt Smith (am I the only that can almost see the bolts coming out of his neck and expecting Boris Karloff to appear from behind him?) but then all was redeemed with The Hamm and his dong that will *not* be restrained easily.
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all about the royals…especially harry in his riding outfit! just have a thing for that right now. my very very bad.
lol @ josh & gabriel. so true. & gerard again…that so cracks me up that he’s always on the list. love it.
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TOM HARDY WEARS WAX LIPS.
That is all. Carry on.
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I know I’ve said this before…but HGF is the best thing EVER. Sigh. And yes, I’m one of the bitches all over Hawaii Five-O. Cheesy? Yes. But so so so hot.
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Kaiser, I adore you, but I have to question your judgment on the Doctor Who debacle.
Matt Smith is a hell of a lot more gorgeous than those photos show. And why on earth do you have a problem with David Tennant?
Did I miss something?
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Meh on most of the choices this week, especially that over-rated and over-hyped Hamm guy. Clive and Alexander though, delish.
Would really love it if you guys could do a HGF Men from ‘down under’ theme next week. I posted some possible choices in the links section yesterday. Pretty please
. Just an idea anyway 
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@Cherry Some women get the Michael Jackson thing and some don’t. He did take a turn for the worst in his last years, but he will always be my forever Dong! Lol. Someone obviously had a thing for David Bowie and she threw him in there once, so a few MJ pics circa the Bad an Thriller era’s won’t hurt.
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@Kaiser. If you’re going to email Bodhi can you email me too. I tried to quash the curiosity but I have to know what Bedhead told you about Zach Quinto. Pretty please.
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@Raven Sparrow I LOVE IT!! GREAT IDEA!!
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What a dongfest, Kaiser. Thank ya!
No joke, my computer crashed when it landed on his royal hotness, Clive Owen!
You have your Gerard. I have my Clive.
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Another great job, Kaiser — thanks so much!!! — loved the photos of JDM, Josh H. (who I’ve never seen b4 cuz I don’t watch Lost but total YUM), and Alex S. is really growing on me
Have a great wknd!!! Thanks for the effort, I look forward to this every Friday afternoon!!!
Mark Harmon next week, please??!!
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I guess I’m just not feeling the “dong” today. LOL
Kinnear—remember when he hosted Talk Soup (90s). I developed a huge crush on him then.
He’s playing JFK, so I’ll have to watch it, even though the movie features Katiebot as Jackie. (I mean, I’m trying to be supportive, I really am.)
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i ll take the statham this week, all you ladies can share on the other men, thanx
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Nice list Kaiser. I have to admit I look forward to the captions/commentary on each of the pics as much as the pics themselves. LOL.
You started out the right way, Prince Hot Ginge AND a puppy = AWESOME.
Thanks for the Ed Harris; he’s a fine looking man and a stellar actor.
Greg Kinnear, one of the most underrated actors (dramatic and comedic) of our time and he’s handsome to boot.
Nathan Fillion looks like he could be Jason Bateman’s older brother.
Hello Tahmoh Penikett! *swoons*
Love me some Zachary Quinto. Live Long and Prosper, indeed.
Gilles Marini is aging into Antonio Banderas and that is definitely not a bad thing.
Gabriel Aubry…there are no words to describe this man’s hotness. Le Sigh.
Clive…guh.
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I never realized it before, but Jesse Eisenberg has a really handsome face. Maybe he just needs to work out and fix his posture.
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Ack! You’re giving me carpal tunnel syndrome from all the scrolling! Now I can’t use my hand for . . . um . . . other things.
Can you do less photos each week and save them up? Seriously, carpal tunnel. Ouch.
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Wait — forgot to thank you for Jesse Eisenberg — loved him in The Social Network and I find him really hot and totally doeable!!!
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i know leo was in hot guy friday last week but there should be a “leo through the ages” special. it would be magical.
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Thank you, Kaiser, for adding Callum Keith Rennie to HGF. He considered one of the most talented Canadian actors working. There are some better pix of him, though.
Love, love, love the Serenity reunion upstairs staring Nathan Fillion and Chiwetel Ejiofor. Someone above mentioned their fight scene. Two, actually. Classic. “You shot me in the back. I haven’t made you angry, have I?”
Thanks, also, for one of my favorites, Ed Harris. Why does that man not have and Oscar? Or three?
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Sizzling studs … so sexxxy!
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disappointed…except that Prince Carl guy is cute
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Yum yum yum..I have a request as I am going through all these hotties who need a spanking (I am talking about you Sawyer). How about a athletes for HGF or those who are in the sports business specifically Jim Rome on ESPN. Yummy. Thanks Kasier you are the best!
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Kaiser, excellent HGF, as always. Guys who play soccer are HOT! Do a sports HGF, preferably with their shirts off.
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I’d just like to say thankyou for providing so many lovely distractions from boring essay writing=]
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Ooh la-la! Thank you for the Fassbender, mama-like! Tom Hardy with those lips like candy, and mama-likes her candy!
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..and some of those pics of The Hamm are ridiculous hot. I love him so much when he’s sort of rugged, outdoors-y looking. God that man is SEX.
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Dear God, Kaiser!
I am so glad that you chose The Hamm and his nice package.
Sigh, I wanna rub that all over my face!
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I think this was the best HGF yet. MORE FASSBENDER!!!
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Three of these men, I question but it’s yet another hot man list. But you are wrong. Colin Firth is the king of men. ^_~
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I was having a totally crap-tastic day. Then along came HGF! Suddenly I feel so much better…and a little heated & glow-y. Thank you for Nathan & Tahmoh! I’d forgotten how cute the guy from Band of Brothers, Ron Livingston, is1 And Hamm! And Clive! This may be my favorite HGF ever. This and a glass of wine (or 4) and this day may actually be salvageable! Many Thanks!
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Thank you for including Alexander Skarsgard! I love this man. SUPER SEXY! And don’t worry, Beige will go!!!
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I forgot – thank you so much for Ron Livingston – I adore him; he was wonderful in Band of Brothers. Speaking of which, how about a little Wahlberg love? Donnie & Mark – they are both so sexy in their own ways. MMMMMM… Or just a Band of Brothers edition? MMM again…gotta go, umm, handle things! Lots to do; lots to do!
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Go Harry & Carl ..!!!
They were the only real HOT for this Friday!!
Well i can oly rescue Ralph, Aubry, Gerald, Harly, Hamm & Clive*
The rest is just awful…
Bingham has a puppy face ( & not a sweet one)
Eli Roth looks like a squirrel
Marini has this sad doggy sight
Dean morga is the cheapest version of Javier B.
Penikett = zero sexyness
Matt Smith freaks me out, who requested that! Looks like a totally mentaly ill person (& not in the sexy wey).
PLEASE Kaiser… be more selective next time… this is HOT guy friday, not “ANY irrelevant Guy i can think of…”!
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Holy crap…epic friday is EPIC!! I’m so in love with HGF, can I just say that?
If you ever find any pics of Giovanni Ribisi or Elliot Stabler from Law and Order: SVU, help a sister out.
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@Vi I agree about the Leo special, I would definitely tune in for that!
Harry Harry Harry, who knew he’d grow up to to be THE hottest member of the Royal family by far, he is SUCH A HOTTIE, I really could mount that too Kaiser, I really could. Gorgeous, gorgeous man.
Enjoyed some more of Clive, photos I haven’t seen before!
Also quite liking Andrew Lincoln… mmm
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My favorite think about Celebitchy is how much you bitches (lovingly said of course) also love HAMM. God he is amazing and I’m SHOCKED he wasn’t named sexiest man alive. Does anyone have any theories why!?!?
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Thank you for including Callum Keith Rennie. Probably the worst pictures I’ve seen of him, unfortunatly. If you research a little more you’ll find amazing pictures and if you check out some of his films, you’ll be obsessed! Hard Core Logo, Last Night, Suspicious River, Normal, Californication! Amazing.
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Kaiser, you rule all!
I confess; I am one of the Hawaii 5-0 lovers. Seriously, the eye candy is delicious. Alex, Daniel AND Scott (who I never found hot before this) and they surf, shoot, fight and ride bikes. It’s pretty awesome.
Um, I need to start watching the Walking Dead immediately. Mr Andrew Lincoln is FIIIIIIIIINE!!
*sigh* Josh Holloway makes me…tingle…
Tom Hardy looks like he’d f*ck the sh*t out of you (even though he can’t remember your name)and then take off cause someone else called him. I like it!
Matthew Good sure is pretty. So is the Prince of Sweden! The fact that I know they have accents ups the ante.
Can we maybe do a Tattooed HGF? Like, all the dudes shirtless with their tattoos on display. I’m thinking you could recycle that picture of Tom Hardy and add some The Rock and Alex Laughlin and I will be happy forever. Or at least until the next Friday!!
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I can’t look at Ron Livingston without thinking of “post-it” guy!!! Cracks me up!!!
Thank you thank you thank you for Jason Stratham!!! and Harry and Clive and Javiar and Taye and Clive and Josh and Aubrey and Nathan!!!
You may make my husbands night!!! All these hot guys on one post … What a way to start the HOLIDAY week!!!
Thank you Kaiser!!! Thank you, thank you, Thank YOU!!!
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Sincerest thanks from one of the bitches that needed Tom Hardy today!
Great crop this week, too. Thanks Kaiser!
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MMM Nathan Fillion.
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Oh Prince Hairy, I mean Harry. I bet you he gets his fill. I would get in line as well.
And that smiley pic of Alex? I have to go wring out my pantiliner. I actually stopped eating dinner. I stopped crying about what an awful week I had at work. I stopped worrying about the lines at “Harry Potter”, since I hate lines.I’m going to bed now.
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Hawaii fiveo is really boring but my love for Alex O’Laughlin came from his stint as a vampire on Moonlight and nothing can kill my love for the Skarsgaard … or rather my love of Eric whom he plays wonderfully. Thanks for including Jeffrey Dean Morgan too … I totally wanna do him despite the age difference.
Oh and you need to do full layout of Idris next time. Anyone else been watching Luther on BBC? Omg the man is walking sex all angry and in a suit with that accent … yum
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OMG, do Jason Isaacs next! You wanna talk about hot British dong.
Also, if we have to stop requesting certain guys, that means you have to stop putting Clive Owen in HGF. There’s only so much Clive I can look at before I throw up.
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I’ve never commented before, but I had to this time…
Thank you for having Prince Carl Philip on the HGF-list! He is by far the cutest and hottest prince out there.
And thank you for the great Alexander Skarsgård-pictures, I love them!
A sportsHGF sounds like a great idea to me, if you do that one, please include some hockeyplayers
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I’m sorry, but Prince Carl looks too much like Bam Margera. Or Oompa-Loompa Dong. Sorry. Don’t get that one. Thank you for including my husband, Jon Hamm, yet again…and aaaaaw yeh THANK YOU for including Damon Albarn. He’s what I call a Happy Belated Dong; never realized how hot he was until now!
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thank you!
viva ed harris.
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ahhhhhh
Clive
thank you…that is all..off to my room now….
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GREAT selection!!!! And oh my, Tahmoh Penikett ! He was soooo hot in Battlestar Galactica…
sigh…
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Although I couldn’t love Daniel Craig as James Bond more than I do – because honestly he’s phenomenal – I can’t help feeling like the world is truly missing out on a Clive Owen James Bond.
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There is not one speck of horse-faced Charles in there….. :O))
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Great HGF Kaiser!! What a great way to start the weekend
Please, please, please add Timothy Olyphant next Friday! He is such a babe!
I’ll throw out some other names, sorry if they have been on any recent HGFs… James McAvoy, Eric Ripert, Enrique Iglesias And last but certainly not the least of the hotties- Peter Facinelli- but not in his Twilight cotume, that makes him look freaky….
Love your posts!
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Some of the requesters like ‘Battlestar Galactica’!
))))) (So do I.)
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Thank you, Kaiser!!! Amazing HGF as usual (and you included Matthew Goode!). Since HGF does generally have some ummm mature men in it can you please include Jeremy Irons next week?
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Very nice selection. I’ll start on this side.
Hot royalty! My request made it in! Yay!
Also: Damon Albarn, God love him. Can we have some Alex James too next time, pretty please?
Gabriel Aubry it HOT (so is Josh Holloway, of course).
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@ Carla – Bite your tongue, girl! There is no such thing as too much Clive. Yummmmmmm…
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And also: Dominic West! Squee!
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@Carolina – I guess different people percieve faces differently because to me all I see when I look at Harry is Charles with red hair wheras I seriously still struggle to see any resemblance to Charles in William. It’s the eyes. Harry has the exact same bone structure around the eyes as C but Wills has much wider, shallower set eyes. Even the bald thing is NOT like Charles. At 30-ish Charles had a relatively good thick head of hair, maybe a small bald patch but nothing major. His uncle Pr.Edward and grandfather pr. Philip did seem very thin on top at Will’s age, yet in Will’s case it could have equally well come off Diana’s side. Bald is hardly exclusive to the royal family.
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Speaking of Battlestar Galactica, what about Jamie Bamber?
Gabriel Aubry…sigh…
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Customary dig at David Tennant aside (*shakes fist*) and a rake of fellas I’ve never heard of – I’m thanking you for the welcomed inclusion of The Fassbender, Tom Hardy and the adorable Diego Luna.
Lots of posh totty in todays selection I see – even Dominic West (went to my alma mater, but not at the same time as me) is proper posh – his father-in-law is the Knight of Glin.
Speaking of posh – Harry is a real blend of Windsor and Spencer. The Spencers have red hair (balding is passed through the mother’s side). I saw a photo of himself and his cousin Zara Phillips in Hello recently, and they did look alike, with that long Saxe-Coburg-Gothe nose.
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Ok so you go over some Canadians you missed and you still don’t include CORY MONTEITH?
But anyway, thanks for Prince Harry, Sendhil and Taye and Tom Hardy
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Another fantastic week- thanks! Loving the Hamm as always.
Can I make a suggestion for HGF? How about hot comedians? I nominate Markus Birdman, an unbelieveably hot up and comer from the UK.
Love the funny men.
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Harry is a true Spencer. He has his mothers genes. Wait till you see Dianas nieces and nephews they are all hot looking especially Lords Charles Spencers kids. His youngest daughter is a twin for Diana.
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Can’t believe that I scrolled through all these photos and no Richard Armitage!?
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Taurus you crack me up!
Hamm and Sendhil are by far the best…
Can’t believe you by-passed that gorgeous black actor with Dominic West – what is his name? He is soooo amazingly good looking…it’s what made the movie he did with Beyoncé and Ali Larter so believable. Can you please post more of him next HGF –
and I just want to make it clear that I do NOT share the same opinion with the chica who suggested you alternate HGF with shoes and purses – HELLS NO.
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Kaiser, desi/indian men you could include next time:
Abhishek Bachchan
John Abraham
Saif Ali Khan
Imran Khan the bollywood actor
Imran Khan the Pakistani cricketer
Ramon Tikaram
Hrithik Roshan
Fardeen Khan
Kal Penn
(very old school: Raj Kapoor, Dilip Kumar, Shashi Kapoor)
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BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH.
THANK YOU
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Hi Kaiser, I’m pretty new here but already a huge HGF fan. So here’s my suggestions.
LOVE the Bald HGF edition idea!
And what about Guys Who Could Rock James Bond HGF? She says that after those Clive shots. Oh baby.
And how about Old Guy HGF? Ed Harris (who rocked a beret better than Prince in Truman Show!) would star in that one. With Sean Connery. Don’t get me wrong; love the young uns, but don’t overlook the AARP members!
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Sidhel Ramamurthy and Taye Diggs, definitely yes. Gabriel Aubry, okay. The rest are big yawns, and that includes Clooney and Butler.
^5 to Starkindustries re Prince Harry. I can’t begin to understand why anyone would find him attractive. He totally grossed me out when he dressed up as a Nazi at a costume party and thought it was funny. And with that long face and squinty eyes, in a few years he is going to look like a pickle wearing a ginger wig.
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******Dark British Hot Guy: Rufus Sewell, Ben Chaplin, Alan Rickman, Jeremy Northam, Clive of course…
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LOVE Gabriel Aubry, he is the perfect man (‘sides my b/f) so THANK YOU! I also noticed the similarity between he and Josh Holloway. The could be twins!
Other favorites are Gerard Butler and that Swedish Prince! He must pull s** like none other-handsome AND Royalty…are you kidding me?!?!
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HOT as always! this is actually the first time I’ve commented on HGF – I figure it’s about time for me to express my appreciation for these posts! =D
A few requests that I haven’t seen yet:
1. ADRIAN PAUL. Yes, the guy from the Highlander TV show. He’s still hot! and I still love the way he looked in the show, in spite of the dorky 90s jeans…
2. Kyle Chandler. Of Friday Night Lights now, but I first crushed on him back in the days of Early Edition. Put him up please!
3. Stephen Moyer – still my favorite in terms of hotness on True Blood. I could NEVER get into Alexander S (his eyes creep me out! I never saw what everybody lurrrved about him), Ryan K’s character was just too dumb to be hot, and Sam was too…shaggy. In spite of Bill being a jerk, he’s still hot in my book. Plus, I love that they’re now a couple in real life.
4. Oh, and Matt Damon. younger Matt. Love him! He’s the thinking woman’s sex symbol.
5. ooh oooh one more. Kal Penn! like him in a dorky nerdy way.
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Paul Bettany! We forgot him. Oh, how could we? He’s a hot ginge & a Brit. Oh, the horror! Maybe next week, yeah?
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Okay, the pictures of John Hamm were just…damn! And I’m sooo there with your love of Fassbender, he was the only redeeming quality of the crap that was “Hex”. But no Gandy? And when, oh when, will you include Aidan Turner of “Being Human”? Please, please, please?
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Thanks for Damon Albarn!
For next week: Michael Imperioli please! Michael Imperioli please! Michael Imperioli please!
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If you do an Italian edition could I please request Gabriel Garko and Marco Borriello….please?
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For the people saying they “need their fix of ____” just go to google, type their name, then go into images. Not to hard to do.
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Ladies, the fact that Jon Hamm does not wear underwear is a crime.
And I want to take a bite out of that crime.
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Ooooooh yeeeaaaah, now we’re getting somewhere.
Gimme that BSG HGF!
Tahmoh, and Callum…and so many deserving others too – I can feel the wave (or is it whine?) building.
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In as much as I’m old enough to remember when Harry was born,I feel fairly certain that the thoughts he gives rise to are completely immoral.
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Dang this page drained the virtual memory outta my computer!
I wish you had made a page solely for Prince Harry in light of all this attention on his brother’s engagement. I don’t know how but he obviously lucked out in the Royal family look-wise just like his Uncle Andrew. Peter Phillips is also quite the looker although I see he’s got the bald gene.
How strange when William was younger like 19-23, he was quite the looker, then all of a sudden things went downhill hair and look-wise while Prince Harry gets better as the years go by, with no loss of hair as far as I can see. And I don’t fancy red-head blokes!
P.S. Those pictures of Harry with the puppy are just too cute!
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ANDREW GARFIELD
He’s such a cutie in Social Network 
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Um…Diego Luna looks like he’s 12. Apart from the general facial hair.
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Thanks for Arjun rumpal – he truly is a beautiful man – and those pictures of Gabriel Aubry are the best I’ve ever seen!
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Gah, I think I somehow missed this HGF!!! How foolish of me, esp since it has my new TV boyfriend, Alex O’Loughlin in it (sorry Skarsgard, too much Bosworth, we have to break up).
I was watching Hawaii 5O and thought it was just OK, and then the Alex hotness hit me in the face like a surfboard, and I’m hooked. Like, will actually watch that JLO rom com, hooked. Kasier, next time you feature him, use a H50 still!
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