Hot Guy Thanksgiving: Bow down your heads and give thanks

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Since I plan to spend Thanksgiving in a vat of gravy, and Friday will probably be much of the same (with an added bonus of some kind of marathon of one of my favorite cop dramas), I’m doing a very special Hot Guy Friday, only this episode is called “Hot Guy Thanksgiving”. It is for the men (and the dongs) we are thankful for. Note: “Very special Thanksgiving Edition” = not as many dongs. Sorry, peeps! I usually have a whole week to prepare HGF, so this one is going to be short. My bad! Anyway, our headliner HGThanksgiving is, of course, David Gandy. Gandy has now become the only repeat headliner – I think it’s an honor well-deserved, because… you know… the hotness. Also note: Some of the really sexy black-and-white shots were done by Terry Richardson, a known pervert… although the shots are so incredibly hot that we might have to avoid name-calling for a few weeks, you know? Well done, Terry.

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Mark Harmon is one of my silver fox crushes. We’ve had repeated requests for this particular silver fox, and I’m such an NCIS sucker, I gave in. He deserves it! He’s been married to the same woman (his first wife) for decades, and he seems like a great guy. Plus, LeRoy Jethro Gibbs FOREVER. For the true Gibbs-loonies, I threw in a photo of the ‘stache.

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Edgar Ramirez, by request. At first I thought “whatever.” But then I looked at more photos of him, and now I’m like “I am thankful for this request.”

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 20: Actor Edgar Ramirez attends the 'Carlos' portrait session at the Audi Beach during the 63rd Annual Cannes Film Festival on May 20, 2010 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Francois Durand/Getty Images)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 20: Actor Edgar Ramirez attends the 'Carlos' portrait session at the Audi Beach during the 63rd Annual Cannes Film Festival on May 20, 2010 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Francois Durand/Getty Images)

Cast member Edgar Ramirez attends a news conference for the film Carlos at the 63rd Cannes Film Festival May 20, 2010. REUTERS/Vincent Kessler (FRANCE - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT)

Oct. 2, 2010 - New York, New York, U.S. - EDGAR RAMIREZ arriving at The 48th New York Film Festival premiere of ''The Tempest'' at Lincoln Center's Alice Tully Hall in New York City on 10-02-2010.  2010..K66055HMc. © Red Carpet Pictures

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Oct. 2, 2010 - New York, New York, U.S. - Actor EDGAR RAMIREZ attends the premiere of 'The Tempest' held during the 48th New York Film Festival at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center. © Red Carpet Pictures

Lennie James, by request.

NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 03:  Actor Lennie James attends 'The Prisoner' New York screening at the IFC Center on November 3, 2009 in New York City.  (Photo by Jason Kempin/Getty Images)

SAN DIEGO - JULY 24:  Actor Lennie James speaks at 'The Prisoner' panel during Comic-Con 2009 held at San Diego Convention Center on July 24, 2009 in San Diego, California.  (Photo by John Shearer/Getty Images)

Paul Bettany – I always forget what a sexy bastard he is. He’s really got it, though, doesn’t he? It’s not just the accent – it’s the lanky, self-confident, funny, sweet air he has. Sigh… Bettany.

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Kal Penn, by request.

HENDERSON, NV - OCTOBER 27: Actor Kal Penn attends a volunteer canvass kickoff event for U.S. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) October 27, 2010 in Henderson, Nevada. Reid, who is seeking his fifth term, is in a tight race with Republican challenger Sharron Angle. (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images)

HENDERSON, NV - OCTOBER 27: Actor Kal Penn (L) speaks at a volunteer canvass kickoff event for U.S. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) as U.S. Secretary of Commerce Gary Locke (R) looks on October 27, 2010 in Henderson, Nevada. Reid, who is seeking his fifth term, is in a tight race with Republican challenger Sharron Angle. (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images)

HENDERSON, NV - OCTOBER 27: Actor Kal Penn speaks at a volunteer canvass kickoff event for U.S. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) October 27, 2010 in Henderson, Nevada. Reid, who is seeking his fifth term, is in a tight race with Republican challenger Sharron Angle. (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images)

I find Kyle Chandler attractive, and I know he’s a good actor, but the man has hair issues. Like, I’m pretty sure it’s his real hair, but he styles it to look like a piece.

LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 15: Actor Kyle Chandler attends at the Tenth Annual AFI Awards 2009 held at Four Seasons Beverly Hills on January 15, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images for AFI)

Kyle Chandler arriving at the 4th Annual Los Angeles Gala for the Christopher & Dana Reeve Foundation, at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, in Beverly Hills, CA.December 2, 2008.2008 Kathy Hutchins / Hutchins Photo.... Photo via Newscom Photo via Newscom

Kyle Chandler arriving at the 4th Annual Los Angeles Gala for the Christopher & Dana Reeve Foundation, at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, in Beverly Hills, CA.December 2, 2008.2008 Kathy Hutchins / Hutchins Photo.... Photo via Newscom Photo via Newscom

Timothy Olyphant, by request. We always get requests for him – I guess we get a lot of Olyphant-loonies? Sure.

383174 28: Actor Timothy Olyphant arrives at the premiere of the new film 'Shadow of the Vampire', December 15, 2000 in Los Angeles, CA. (Photo by Newsmakers)

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PASADENA, CA - JANUARY 17: Actor Timothy Olyphant of the television show 'Justifield' speaks during the FX portion of the 2010 Television Critics Association Press Tour at the Langham Hotel on January 17, 2010 in Pasadena, California. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)

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LL Cool J – these are just new photos of him on the NCIS: LA set. He’s applying chapstick!

47812, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Tuesday November 23, 2010. LL Cool J films a scene with an unidentified co-star in Hollywood for an episode of NCIS: Los Angeles. The actor is seen getting his makeup retouched and using a chapstick to moisturize his lips. The rapper-actor has been booked to hose the upcoming live Grammy nominations concert in Los Angeles. The one-hour special is set to broadcast from Club Nokia on December 1st. Photograph: Nate Jones / Sam Sharma,  PacificCoastNews.com

47812, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Tuesday November 23, 2010. LL Cool J films a scene with an unidentified co-star in Hollywood for an episode of NCIS: Los Angeles. The actor is seen getting his makeup retouched and using a chapstick to moisturize his lips. The rapper-actor has been booked to hose the upcoming live Grammy nominations concert in Los Angeles. The one-hour special is set to broadcast from Club Nokia on December 1st. Photograph: Nate Jones / Sam Sharma,  PacificCoastNews.com

47812, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Tuesday November 23, 2010. LL Cool J films a scene with an unidentified co-star in Hollywood for an episode of NCIS: Los Angeles. The actor is seen getting his makeup retouched and using a chapstick to moisturize his lips. The rapper-actor has been booked to hose the upcoming live Grammy nominations concert in Los Angeles. The one-hour special is set to broadcast from Club Nokia on December 1st. Photograph: Nate Jones / Sam Sharma,  PacificCoastNews.com

Aaron Eckhart, by request (I think CB might have asked for him…?). I tried to find some older photos where his hair isn’t jacked.

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Eddie Izzard, by request. He’s rather fabulous, but I didn’t go looking for any drag photos. Cameo by Bill Nighy!

LONDON - FEBRUARY 15:  Eddie Izzard attends the Theatregoers' Choice Awards at the Price of Wales Theatre on February 15, 2009 in London, England.  (Photo by Tim Whitby/Getty Images)

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 25: Comedian Eddie Izzard backstage during the 12th Annual Costume Designers Guild Awards with Presenting Sponsor Swarovski at The Beverly Hilton hotel on February 25, 2010 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Charley Gallay/Getty Images for CDG)

British actors Eddie Izzard and Bill Nighy attend the premiere of Valkyrie at Odeon, Leicester Square in London on January 21, 2009. (UPI Photo/Rune Hellestad) Photo via Newscom Photo via Newscom

Paul Rudd, by request. He’s been in New York, finishing filming on Wanderlust with Jennifer Aniston. I think Aniston must demand all of her costars get a mandatory blow-out.

47745, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Saturday November 20 2010. Paul Rudd seen walking to the set of the romcom Wanderlust in New York City. The movie sees Rudd re-united with his Friends co-star Jennifer Aniston. Photograph: PacificCoastNews.com

47745, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Saturday November 20 2010. Paul Rudd seen walking to the set of the romcom Wanderlust in New York City. The movie sees Rudd re-united with his Friends co-star Jennifer Aniston. Photograph: PacificCoastNews.com

Jason Bateman, by express request. I love him dearly, I find him adorable, but I never, ever fantasize about him going downtown. NEVER. Still, I would love to hang out with him.

JASON BATEMAN Attends The Los Angeles Premiere Of ''Couples Retreat'' Held At The Mann's Village Theatre In Westwood, California On October 5, 2009. 2009.K62887DL.K62887DL. © Red Carpet Pictures

Actor Jason Bateman arrives for the Toronto International Film Festival premiere of Up in The Air at the Ryerson Theater in Toronto, Canada on September 12, 2009. UPI /Christine Chew Photo via Newscom

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Michael Imperioli, by request. I don’t find him hot, but I think he’s a talented actor.

NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 27: Actor Michael Imperioli attends the Exploring the Arts Gala at Cipriani, Wall Street on September 27, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Larry Busacca/Getty Images for Exploring the Arts)

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - AUG 1: Michael Imperioli at the Disney / ABC Summer Press Tour on August 1, 2010 in Beverly Hills, CA..... Photo via Newscom

I sh-t you not, we had a request for Jack Black too. Ugh.

39163, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Friday April 2 2010. Jack Black is in a cheeky mood as he leaves the Staples Centre after watching the Lakers game. The Los Angeles Lakers beat Utah Jazz in front their usual star-studded audience. Photograph: Greg Tidwell, PacificCoastNews.com

LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 29: Host Jack Black speaks onstage the 2010 MusiCares Person Of The Year Tribute To Neil Young at the Los Angeles Convention Center on January 29, 2010 in Los Angeles, California (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

Tom Hardy. My GOD…..

47696, VANCOUVER, CANADA - Friday November 19, 2010. Tom Hardy is seen on the set of the upcoming McG-directed film This Means War. Photograph:  Kred, PacificCoastNews.com

47696, VANCOUVER, CANADA - Friday November 19, 2010. Tom Hardy is seen on the set of the upcoming McG-directed film This Means War. Photograph:  Kred, PacificCoastNews.com

47689, VANCOUVER, CANADA - Friday November 19, 2010. Tom Hardy films a scene with co-star Reese Witherspoon for the upcoming McG-directed film This Means War. Photograph:  Kred, PacificCoastNews.com

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I knew there were a lot of Trekkies on here, but really? Patrick Stewart? Cameo by my shamecrush!

NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 14: Actors Patrick Stewart and Ethan Hawke attend the after party for a screening of 'You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger' hosted by The Cinema Society and BlackBerry Torch at The Lambs Club on September 14, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images)

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Adrian Paul, by request.

WESTWOOD, CA - APRIL 21:  Actor Adrian Paul attends the premiere of 'Mutant Chronicles' at Mann's Bruin Theatre on April 21, 2009 in Westwood, California.  (Photo by David Livingston/Getty Images)

Adrian Paul arriving at the Brit Week 2009 Reception on April 23 ,2009 at the British Counsel General's Official Residence in Los Angeles, California..2009 Kathy Hutchins / Hutchins Photo.... . Photo via Newscom Photo via Newscom

Bobby Long, by repeated request. He’s some kind of British singer, and he’s friends with Sparkles. Please stop requesting this very young, very unattractive kid.

BERLIN - JUNE 06:  Singer Bobby Long attends the Twilight fan party at E-Werk on June 6, 2009 in Berlin, Germany.  (Photo by Sean Gallup/Getty Images)

BERLIN - JUNE 06:  Singer Bobby Long attends the Twilight fan party at E-Werk on June 6, 2009 in Berlin, Germany.  (Photo by Sean Gallup/Getty Images)

Rodrigo Santoro is close to perfect. That is all.

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I cannot even begin to describe how attracted I am to Matt Damon now that his face has filled out and he’s wearing glasses. Those hot frames are like erotica to me.

PASADENA, CA - JULY 29:  Actor Matt Damon speaks during the History Channel documentary 'The People Speak' panel during the Cable portion of the 2009 Summer Television Critics Association Press Tour at the Ritz-Carlton Huntington Hotel on July 29, 2009 in Pasadena, California. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)

PASADENA, CA - JULY 29:  Actor Matt Damon speaks during the History Channel documentary 'The People Speak' discussion during the Cable portion of the 2009 Summer Television Critics Association Press Tour at the Ritz-Carlton Huntington Hotel on July 29, 2009 in Pasadena, California. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)

NEW YORK - OCTOBER 27: Actor Matt Damon attends the ONEXONE fundraiser at Capitale on October 27, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images)

46052, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Tuesday October 12, 2010. Matt Damon at the Late Show With David Letterman at the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York City. The actor currently stars in the Clint Eastwood directed film Hereafter. Photograph:  Darla Khazei, PacificCoastNews.com

LAS VEGAS - JUNE 06:  Actors George Clooney (L) and Matt Damon arrive at the CineVegas opening night premiere of 'Ocean's Thirteen' benefiting The International Rescue Committee for Not On Our Watch, held at the Palms Casino Resort on June 6, 2007 in Las Vegas, Nevada.  (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images for CineVegas)

Gerard Butler… I honestly feel like I’m cheating on him with Gandy! I really do. This is my apology to Gerry.

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My Clive. I know some of you want “From The Desk of Clive Owen” to be a regular feature, but honestly, there’s aren’t always new photos of him! So here’s a taste of Clive’s message to you, personally: “Hello, my love. I hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving. Think of me when you’re licking gravy off of your fingers, and I’ll do the same. Yours, Clive.”

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And lastly, we have my favorite part of Thanksgiving, The Hamm. I love how succulent The Hamm is. So, so juicy. Salty, and sweet. Mouth-watering. Dongtastic, if you will. I give many thanks to The Hamm and his glorious bulge. AMEN.

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130 Responses to “Hot Guy Thanksgiving: Bow down your heads and give thanks”

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  1. mln says:

    I am thankful for an early HGF Happy Thanksgiving y’all.

  2. Arianna says:

    OLYPHANNNT!!! whoever keep requesting him is my woman crush! love

    faves: bateman, rudd, damon, the hamm of courseee

    secret photo of bill nighy too delicious!

    but wtf to kumar and jack black…

  3. Heavenbound says:

    Hey Kaiser! you are repeating your HGF’s guys to much! we need a new batch. I would like to request Eduardo Verastegui please!! you will not be disappointed and neither will the CB sisterhood :)

    Matt Damon looks like a stuffed Turkey!

  4. Stronzilla says:

    Isn’t Mark Harmon’s wife Pam Dawber, she of Mork and Mindy fame?

  5. saintdevil says:

    I think I’ll pass, except for Tom Hardy, Paul Bettany and Aaron Eckhart.

    Thanksgiving is all about being picky, isn’t it? ;)

  6. Nanea says:

    Giving thanks for Hot Dong Wednesday!

    It’s like the dinner itself, a few new courses, some old favorites and family heirlooms and a few dishes I don’t care for…

    Have a nice holiday, Kaiser!

  7. Kaiser says:

    Wow, it took three comments for someone to bitch about HGF. I put a lot of work into these, so maybe I’ll just cancel them indefinitely.

  8. REALIST says:

    Naughty, naughty-why exactly are we bowing our heads?

  9. Kristen says:

    Awww, yeah. I said to myself this morning, “I wish it was HGF”. LMAO It’s like I willed this to happen. Happy Thanksgiving, indeed.

  10. bluhare says:

    Now that’s the kind of Thanksgiving meat I like!

    Sorry guys. Guess I objectified the heck out of them with that didn’t i?

  11. jen says:

    OMG Kaiser THANK YOU for Michael Imperioli! I think he is such a dreamboat!

    What a way to start off a holiday weekend! Woot!!

  12. Sefa says:

    I AM SO THANKFUL. Now, why isn’t Paul Bettany featured more? He’s also got a bit of tough guy mixed in with awesome father/husband going for him, too. And Tim Olyphant used to creep me out a bit, but now that he’s got that streak of gray hair? MMMM.

  13. Alaska says:

    I love the Hot Guy features, even when I don’t agree with all of them… there’s always someone new to me on the list to drool over! Please keep up the great work!

  14. brin says:

    A real feast for the eyes….thanx Kaiser!

  15. Sam says:

    Kaiser – don’t listen to the complainers. Your HGF is always awesome, even if every guy isn’t for everyone. I always enjoy checking out the different men, and your comments are hilarious. Please don’t cancel it, please!!!
    Happy Thanksgiving to all my friends south of the border. I am super jealous of the feast that awaits you tomorrow!

  16. Blondie says:

    Kasier – where is Shemar Moore????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

  17. HookedOnBass says:

    My family has a tradition that, at thanksgiving, before you can dig into the overcooked turkey and jiggling mound of cran-from-a-jar (we’re not very good cooks), you have to say 3 things you’re thankful for.

    My choices this year will be Hot Guy Friday, Jessica Simpson being engagement-pwnded by Kate Middleton, and Jon Hamm’s allergy to underwear. Thank you for covering all of these!

  18. bluhare says:

    Well I just did another perusal. Kaiser you are good. I’ve gotten past thinking Gandy is gay, and I’ve always loved Owen. But you are giving me a new appreciation of the Hamm. Wowza.

    And Tom Hardy’s lips . . . .

    And I even think Patrick Stewart is hot but he needs to be in Capt. Picard’s uniform for that.

  19. HookedOnBass says:

    (Also, can I put in a request for my future husband, Dean Winters? He almost died, lost two toes and half a thumb, yet still manages to be insanely hot and funny in the Allstate Mayhem commercials. Oh, and he’s the Subway Hero! You can’t deny the sexy power of the Subway Hero. )

  20. workerbee says:

    I’m giving thanks for Hot Guy Thanksgiving!!!

  21. TQB says:

    Kaiser, Heavenbound can suck it. Please don’t stop!! Sure there are repeats but who cares? Every week you challenge me to expand my fantasy universe. I mean I GUESS I can spend the next 5 minutes thinking about this Santoro guy… twist my arm…

  22. Julia says:

    Mmmm, somebody pass the Paul Bettany…
    Nice pics Kaiser, very nice indeed!

  23. TQB says:

    Oh and for the record, when I got in to work this morning my first thought was “Ooo! I wonder if we’ll get a special HGF edition today?”

  24. W.O.M. says:

    “I think Aniston must demand all of her costars get a mandatory blow-out” This is so true! It’s like she’s in league with the hair care industry to ensure the employment of as many hairdressers as possible!

    Thanks for filling your weekly HGF Trekkie quota. Stewart is hot. For a very, very, very old guy. And why have I never noticed that Mark Harmon is also very nice looking?

    Please don’t cancel HGF! Please!

    In conclusion: Happy Thanksgiving, American people. Enjoy the turkey and on Friday try not to stampede anyone to death in an insane bid to get a cheap “insert name of this season’s hottest electronic device.”

  25. julbug says:

    Hamm for Thanksgiving…love it.
    Can we please have some Javier B. next week?

  26. guesty says:

    lol @ the header! happy turkey day everyone. gobble gobble. :)

  27. jlw says:

    I’ve just recently found this site and HGF! I LOVE that you include such a variety… a little something for (almost?) everyone. Kaiser, PLEASE… PLEASE.. do not cancel this! It has become one of life’s little pleasures for me. :) (Clive has been my go-to guy for quite a while now.)

  28. Kaiser says:

    Thanks, guys! Sometimes you bitches can be a little overly critical, but hey, that’s why we’re here, right? Also – at this point, the majority of the dudes featured are requests. These are YOUR choices.

  29. Delta Juliet says:

    Yeah…ignore the complainers. Like one of the posters said (sorry, I’m terribly sick and too lazy to go back and look lol) it’s just like Thanksgiving…some favorites and somethings you’d rather skip. For me, Jack Black is a huge NO but I love me some Paul Rudd! Adorable!

  30. brin says:

    Happy Thanksgiving Kaiser! I love HGF and this site!

  31. L says:

    I second Eduardo Verastegui, along with some Gabriel Garko and Marco Borriello.
    Good to see some Paul Rudd :)

  32. jenniferb says:

    Thank you so much Kaiser! I swear HGF is the only way I can actually get thru the day sometimes. Happy Happy Thanksgiving to u!!! Please Charlie Hunnam & Dean Winters.

  33. merry says:

    I wonder what a threesome with Jack Black and The Butler would be like…? Hmmmm….

  34. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    Happy Thanksgivings People!!! I love that HGF is on hump day. Thats what people call Wednesday right?

    I love Paul Bettney, love Ethan Hawke, and I am loving the Hamm. Would totally have sex with him now.

  35. Heavenbound says:

    My comment was not meant to be offensive about your choices, let’s make that clear! I just think there are a great pool of men that have not been featured yet, like in the music industry and other foreign actors. That’s what my comment meant. The getting rid of the HGF response was a little over dramatic. I like you Kaiser, and this site. I was not being critical, just a request for diversity.

  36. Lindy says:

    I love learning about new hot guys from HGF (or in this case HG–Thanksgiving edition). I’m liking Mr. Ramirez! That rugged jaw! Those piercing eyes! Nice.

    Also, I was thinking about HGF and wondering if there’s a way to search HGF archives. I netflixed the BBC mini-series version of Emma and discovered Jonny Lee Miller. I know, I know, I’m late to the party, right? But I vaguely recall seeing him show up on HGF and was like, eh, he’s okay. But after seeing him as Mr. Knightly I really want to go back and find him in the HGF archives!!!

    Anyhow, happy turkey day!

  37. Stubbylove says:

    No need to apologize Kaiser – I believe this is one of your best HGF. I’m am still in awe from the Hamm’s bulge – damn. Love it all. Gandy & Hardy are so damn good looking it’s almost uncomfortable! I can’t even imagine if I ever saw either one actually in person – one would be speechless.

  38. Raven Sparrow says:

    And I am thankful for CB, Kaiser and her HGFs !!!

    Kaiser, here is a new HG for you, tell me what you think:

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    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3b9laQmlA1qzm9udo1_500.jpg

  39. LT says:

    I am very thankful for HGT!

    Bateman, Butler & Hamm…I’ll take seconds please!

    Ps I think I’m going to name my new,,ahem, “lady toy” after Gerard just so I can say The Butler Did It. ;)

  40. Jasmin says:

    Yayyy! I love HGF! Props for Olyphant and the Hamm. Although, Butler HAS to learn how to trim/maintain the scruffy beard. The whole neck-beard thing looks unkempt and ucky.

  41. Juggee says:

    HGF is always the highlight of my day, no matter who you post. Your comments are hysterical and I’m always excited to see if any of my crushes make the cut. Thanks for including Timothy Olyphant…thought I was the only one crushing on him. Will always be thankful when you post Alexander Skarsgard and it makes me giggle when you include your forever dongs. They always have to be included, no matter what. You’re comedy. Keep it up.

    P.S. Jemaine Clement for next week!!!!

  42. Stronzilla says:

    @Kaiser: you can’t take it personally. Someone once told me that when someone criticizes you it says less about you and more about their need to be critical.

    Listen bitches, never criticize unless you’re prepared to do better yourself. And since none of us has the resources, don’t queer the deal!

  43. happygirl says:

    @Arianna – I’m with you!!!! LOVE T.O.!!!

    @ Kaiser – Happy Thanksgiving first of all, and secondly, PLEASE never stop HGF! I’m sure it’s gotta be a bit frustrating, but there are more of us who LOVE it than don’t! =)

    Edit: @Stronzilla – totally agree!

  44. Redheadwriter says:

    If you’re going to do silver foxes and ‘staches, you HAVE to include Sam Elliot. He’s all kinds of hot!

    EDIT: For the geek in me, may I suggest Wil Wheaton too??

    And please don’t think I’m complaining! I love HGF and have “discovered” so many new loverlies to ogle!

  45. Disco says:

    Happy Thanksgiving Celebitchy and Kaiser!! I’m sooo thankful for Hot Guy Friday!

  46. sassenach says:

    I loved this HGW. Just had a hot image of me and Tom Hardy and David Gandy.

    Please bring back Jason Momoa and find out who that hot piece is in Niki Minaj video “Right Through Me”. He would set HGF on fire!

  47. Kitten says:

    @Kaiser-You always do a fantastic job. Ladies are getting a little greedy, no?
    This is a true Thanksgiving feast!

    I loooooove Tim Olyphant. So precious…

  48. Miss Thang says:

    Thank you for putting Bobby on!!
    I’m sad that you called him young and ugly, but he’s the same age as Sparkles and Sturridge. Maybe I’m younger than your other readers? In light of that I apologize for the complaints about all the gray hair.
    I, too recognize that you work hard on this list every week. I couldn’t possibly find them all attractive, but most weeks I think most of them definitely belong, so you’re doing a great job in my eyes!
    Thanks for honoring my request!

  49. bellaluna says:

    @ Arianna *raises hand* that would be me. I love me some Timothy Olyphant, and I just thought he needed some HGF love! He is absolutely adorable to me & even hotter since he’s been married to the same woman for almost 20 years! (It’s that same “nothing is as hot as a loving family man” thing with Matt Damon.)

    Thank you, Kaiser, for answering my requests for Timothy & Paul Bettany. Happy Thanksgiving to you all!

  50. Saoirse says:

    Hello, my love. I hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving. Think of me when you’re licking gravy off of your fingers, and I’ll do the same. Yours, Clive.-BEST.LINES.EVER! I actually choked on my coffee when I read that. Thank you for putting me in a better mood, Kaiser!

  51. mediadogma says:

    Paul Bettany, yum! Why is he not more famous? And yes, Patrick Stewart is and will always be hot. Happy Thanksgiving!

  52. Jeri says:

    Good job Kaiser, it didn’t seem short. I think Kyle C just has difficult hair he doesn’t want to deal with.

    If you’re doing young guys (uh, posting young guys), I again nominate Steven McQueen Jr, of Vampire Diaries, grandson of the original.

  53. dj says:

    Kaiser I so love your Clive messages! All are hilarious and believable. Looking at Gandy brings out the perv in me. Plus, I admit it…I am Olymphant-loonie! He is the hotness. Have a great Thanksgiving and thanks for all the hot guys. And some are so hot they do bear repeating.

  54. truthSF says:

    Kaiser, are you seriously asking me to bow down and give thanks when you have pictures in front of me with my Gandy standing there shirtless with his jeans unzipped?

    Oh, I’ll bow up and down and give thanks all right. ;)

  55. Liana says:

    Thank you. And I would like some David Conrad one of these days. He’s a sweet man and so so pretty.

  56. Hautie says:

    So many men… so little time.

    The Hamm and Gandy are always worth the time.

    I love Aaron. He is like The Hamm. They just look all manly… in the pool of weird dainty sparkle boys in LA.

    I find that Jason Bateman is aging really well. I always thought he was a good looking man. Plus he has a great personality. And that is a great combo.

    Kyle Chandler has been on my radar since “Home Front”. I had loved that show. And I suspect his hair looks weird cause he actually has alot of it. Naturally. :) And he is on my list of men that look all manly too!

  57. Justez says:

    I’ve started watching Mad Men b/c this site/The Hamm, ugh love!

    Can I request some Jesse Spencer, Rupert Grint, and last but not least, James&Oliver Phelps… I love British gingers….

  58. mauibound says:

    @ hooked on bass, you are my hero!

    I could go for some Gandy with a side of Hamm and Clive forever!!!!! Maybe some Hunnan for dessert, I love blondies! Kaiser you rock, most of us bitches love what you do, keep it up!

  59. Ferguson. says:

    Thank you Kaiser for this HGF special edition! Im SOOO thankful for this site.

    (You should google Gabe Saporta, he’s one sexy bastard. From Uruguay, the singer of a band I love called Cobra Starship. I always found him hot, but last Saturday I went to his concert and met him and oh… his stupid smile and cute hair made me think I was in heaven, It was the HOTTEST concert I’ve ever been to, now I understeand why it’s called “Hot Festival”)

  60. bellaluna says:

    @ stronzilla – Yes, yes it is! (Please don’t judge – blame it on the nyquil & the lack of sleep since we’re all sick.) They married in 1987. Mark Harmon’s another of those hotties who’s devoted to his family – just makes ‘em hotter IMO!

    @ those who bitch about the choices – Be thankful Kaiser even started HGF…otherwise, there’d be nothing to bitch about! :D

  61. sarahk says:

    I was just sitting here at my desk not working, clearly, thinking about how sad I was to not be at a computer this Friday. And then….like a gift from the Heavens.

    Thanksgiving dongs. THANK YOU. I mean, Olyphant? At the same time I opened my daily Coke Zero? There is such a thing as a perfect moment, after all.

  62. hairball says:

    “You can please some of the people some of the time, but you can’t please all of the people all of the time” – I think modified quote from Abraham Lincoln.

    “Those who have free seats at a play hiss first” – Chinese Proverb

    Or you can just take the low road Kaiser and next week HGF will be an enormous collage of Clive Owen’s head made up of mini John Hamm pics.

  63. KitKat says:

    Let us say THANKS! For I am truly grateful for Hot Guy Thanksgiving!

  64. SweetReverie says:

    Great list, Kaiser. Thanks for Kyle, Rodrigo, and the Gandy candy! Much appreciated. :) I also want to say thank you for finding such awesome quality photos as well. I know how hard it is to find high quality photos, especially of male celebrities. I don’t post often, but I’ve seen every HGF and you do an excellent job of balancing the requests.

    May I request Alex O’Loughlin, Jack Davenport, and Chris Isaak? And if there is ever a vintage HGF, perhaps William Holden, Montgomery Clift, and John Garfield? I don’t know which category this would fit in, but I would love to see Michael Schoeffling (Jake Ryan!) as well.

    I hope everyone has a wonderful Thanksgiving!

  65. Kiska says:

    Hey Kaiser! Happy Thanksgiving. I’m thankful that you put up with us and keep on posting HGF.

  66. Arianna says:

    @ Bellaluna

    100 points to you! keep it coming

    repeats happen for a reason– they’re gorrrgeous

  67. girl says:

    Rodrigo Santoro! Fuck yes!

    I don’t get Paul Bettany (where the fuck are his eyebrows?) or Kal Penn but to each her own, I guess.

    Everyone else, thumbs up.

  68. The_Porscha says:

    Oh, honey. You watch ONE episode of “Justified” and you’ll get the Olyphant loving. I need him between two slices of bread and moment to myself, thanks.

    HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!

  69. sapphire says:

    No, no, please no, Kaiser? This is this the highlight of Weds. lunch break and has enlivened most Fridays. The guys are welcome to my table for stuffing and turkey tomorrow. Or if we are talking Gandy, any time.

  70. Leticia says:

    Thank you for the David Gandy photos!

  71. SRM says:

    Love Olyphant. I have a request for Eion Bailey. He hasn’t been in anything in forever though but he is hot in a sweet way, not dirty like you like em!

  72. bellaluna says:

    @ The_Porscha – How about Timothy’s character in Perfect Getaway? I can’t stand Milla Jovovich’s voice, but I’ve watched that movie more than once just for the Olyphant! Not only is he HOT, he’s FUNNY! And married to the same woman since ’91; 2 kids; and I’ve never, EVER read about a him in a ragmag scandal…le sigh. (FYI, Clive is the same way. Love him, too!)

    Yeah, repeats are here because they belong here. Clive, Gerry, Timothy…they belong to my “forever dong” club.

  73. meilamon says:

    MAXWELL KAISER, MAXWELL!!!!!!!!

  74. Jelli says:

    I will always love looking at these men, and I will never EVER complain, unless you feature Bieber, then I might flail off my building, HAHAHAAHAHA

    Happy Turkey Day

  75. Lady D says:

    Kaiser don’t stop. You should honestly sell tickets to your commentary on HGF. Hot men bring out the hardcore comic in you. I love it. By Friday I need a laugh, and you never fail. As for the pics… well I just plain love men, and I just love looking at their pictures. All pictures, whether to my taste or not. Happy Thanksgiving to my neighbours to the south.

  76. sara says:

    paul rudd, mark harmon, and jon hamm. YES

    ive requested Michael Weatherly before, and you shared him with us, but seeing MH today, I need to see MW again! :D

  77. TeeTee says:

    oh, David Gandy, a piece of art..
    I just want to coddle him, LOL!!

  78. K says:

    No lie, my high school sweetheart was considered the Jack Black of our school. He wasn’t the hottest, or cleanest, or most sober guy, but he was silly, charming, confident and knew how to treat a gal.

    Patrick Stewart. You have your shamecrush, we have ours. Thank you. :)

    EDIT: It is SO WEIRD to see Harmon with a ‘stache! Mmmmmm… ‘stache.

  79. Dbeautyangel says:

    OMG David Gandy is the BEST! Have ya’ll seen his mini movie with Helena for W hotels. Soooo sexy.

  80. SuzyQ says:

    Kaiser, thank you for Mark Harmon. God, he is gorgeous!!!!

    For next HGF, what about the glorious Jeremy Northam? I fell in love with him in the movie “Possession” — anyone ever see that?

  81. jayem says:

    Kaiser! Please don’t discontinue HGF just because of a few dissenters who can’t appreciate some good eye candy on a Friday. They’re the ones that suck, not you.

    I would like to say I am extremely grateful for David Gandy (Good Lord, that man is FINE!), Timothy Olyphant (HOT!), Tom Hardy (who looks exactly like Logan Marshall-Green of Dark Blue, also hot) and Matt Damon, who I’ve had a huge crush on since Good Will Hunting. And also for the amazing Kaiser and all of her hard work on this truly awe inspiring idea. Not since Blind Items or CDAN’s Full Frontal Friday have I been so gung-ho about a weekly thing!! Muchas gracias, from me and my vadge!

  82. Cheyenne says:

    *Reaches for some Gandy Candy, can’t get enuff of that stuff*

  83. MuñekitA says:

    Wow..!! Matt Damon & The Hamm’s bulge just made my day!!

    Happy thanks giving to all =o)

  84. Irea says:

    Gandy is my new “Iaminlovemoment” so thanks for the discovery & good times Kaiser lol

    Request: Jon Kortajarena (ñam ñam), Florian David Fitz (delicatessen from Germany wowww), Gerard Piqué (sexiness)…

    Oh thank GOD

  85. Life's A Beach says:

    I enjoy HGF and I’m glad you found the time to put one up early – there’s always something for everyone :) Dear Lord, Tom Hardy – I could spread him on a cracker. Thanks& happy thanksgiving!

  86. Carrie says:

    The Hamm can really fill out a pair of pants, huh? (Ahem…you know where to look)

  87. bee no. 2 says:

    I’m not american, but from Madrid Spain THANK YOU KAISER (btw my boyfriend Clive came to visit the other day!!! sex tapas!!! )

    suggestion: Andres Valencoso (he’s a supermodel and Kylie Minogue’s boyfriend) Kind of pocket guy but pretty as balls. I think he looks a litle like Rodrigo Santoro, so you’ll probably like him

  88. bronwynfahr says:

    Kaiser, for the new Gandy photos…God bless you and all of your descendants…and you will be assured of a wonderful life in the hereafter surrounded by hot, shirtless men if you add Aidan Turner (of “Being Human”) in HGF. That is all…

  89. Chicoulina says:

    I’m definately in love with David Gandy.That man is amazing!!I saw a calendar with NUDE pictures of him for anyone interested here’s the link!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCgXAymHBGI

    After so many HGF’s featuring the Hamm I can now say I’m really liking what I see.
    I can’t say the same for Clive Owen and Gerard Butler the more I see them the more I don’t like them anymore.I don’t know why?Maybe they lost the charm?

    Tom Hardy is one sexy beast!!
    I love Aaron Eckhart’s hair!He’s getting better as he ages.

    Again I’ll request a HGF for the oldies but goodies that still have it with todays photos,not 20 years ago.There are alot of mature guys out there that are much hotter then the young ones.
    Tom Selleck for example..

    Here’s another sexy guy you ladies might like.He’s a David Gandy type.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLjaJr3_TUk

  90. Canuck says:

    Right now, my favorite button on my keyboard is “Pg Up”.

  91. Susan says:

    You put up Jack Black but no Gale Harold? Seriously? Meh.

  92. mauibound says:

    I Have to agree a big part of HGF is that commentary, It’s the shit! Hot guys with a sense of humor & running commentary, what could be better?

  93. Raven Sparrow says:

    @ K : you know what Stephen King calls the moustache in his books? ;)

  94. Marianne says:

    Loving me some Tom Hardy and Rodrigo!!

    And I’m still hoping to see a little Cory Monteith next week!! :)

    I also would like to request Anton Yelchin, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and even though he’s Gay and wouldn’t go for us girls…NPH. I mean he seriously one good looking dude and talented.

  95. fallen says:

    Kaiser, thank YOU for introducing me to david he is gorgeous. he is like my ideal man so hot love him

  96. Eve says:

    Kaiser, please don’t get me wrong…but do you really have to post this David “I-smirk-a-lot” Gandy dude every single week?

    I don’t request too many guys and I also think I don’t bitch that much about everybody else’s choices (for instance, I saw a really creepy guy last week but kept my opinion to myself — didn’t want to insult the person who had requested him), so am I asking too much when I request a week without Gandy?

  97. Sparkly says:

    Lovely! I like the shorter ones. I’m able to see all the pics. lol

  98. Oi says:

    OMG OMG OMG!

    hardy AND Harmon?!?

    *giggles, faints, recovers*

    Thanks so much Kaiser! happy turkey day!

  99. Fishlips says:

    Thanks for the Thanksgiving special! What a delightful, unexpected treat! (Even more welcome as I am bedridden for the next two days.)

    LL Cool J…hot diggity dong! He’s been my crush since high school. The sweetest man drove our bus my junior and senior years of high school, and he looked just like LL. His name was Mr. Jeff, and most of us girls had a crush on him.

  100. Anoni Mus says:

    Yum, just the aperitif I need for Thanksgiving! Thank you, Kaiser for your hard work and hilarious commentary. Please keep it up.

    My faves today are Bateman and Olyphant. I guess I’m a sucker for boyish good looks, ain’t I?

    And of course, David Gandy. The man is simply in a totally different league… goodness.

    And Jack Black… I know he’s an unpopular choice, but the man is funny, and sometimes funny makes a man hot. So, I’d probably hit that ;)

  101. lucy2 says:

    Love it, interesting variety.

    Looks like in the “FBI” photo, wardrobe game Hamm some undies. I guess they only wanted one gun visible in the shot? :D

    I never thought of Jason Bateman as anything but child star cute for a long time, but he’s really aging quite nicely.

  102. LittleDeadGirl says:

    I am thankful for HGF and for Kaiser’s comments on both the Aniston blow out thing and the whole from the desk of Clive because both maybe me snort milk out my nose and totally made my night.

    If no new photos of Clive than rotate the actors but seriously you have to do a regular feature of “From the Desk of …” because it is fucking brilliant!

  103. Blues Clues says:

    Kaiser,

    You are killing me. Everytime you post a picture of David Gandy I start ovulating! Pretty soon, I won’t have any eggs left.

  104. lala in nYc says:

    ’tis the season for HGF appreciation! there’s still so much forever dong out there for appreciation and inspiration, Kaiser! long live HGF!

    this week – thank you for mark harmon! he really seems like one of few nice and truly decent guys in Hollywood! like!!

    i have a new future man for HGF for you – Max Minghella from the FB movie and all around cutie! looks like he and andrew garfield, another fav of mine, are friends!

    http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2012448512/nm1540404

  105. whatuseeiswhatuget says:

    You listed Kal Penn & Jack Black in this edition of “Dongs We Are Thankful For”, Kaiser? Really?! This is the MOST inconsistent and effed up “HG” feature ever made. I could swear you are seriously losing your touch, woman!

  106. tess says:

    thanks for the time and effort you put into HGF, kaiser. the commentary is just as good as the pix! (feel bad now that I never believed those guys who said they read playboy for the articles!)

  107. beth says:

    i have to stop checking in on HGF, or HGThanksgiving whatevah… it makes me slack-jawed like an old person not in control of her motor reflexes, and always gives me the girl version of a semi to fullblown hard-on, and at this point in time, it is always the WrONG TIME
    eurgh……

  108. bellaluna says:

    Jack Black in The Holiday (or whatever that movie’s called) is sweet, funny, and looks much better than he does in these pix. And I’m willing to bet that’s how he is IRL. Plus, he married a girl he first met in high school after they re-connected 15 years later – if that’s not sweet, I don’t know what is.

  109. Anon says:

    Oh gosh, I love 90% of these men. Gandy, Dillon, Hamm, Rudd..
    For the inner geek in us all, can I request a little Matthew Gray Gubler? Terry Richardson (ick) did some amazing photos of him too.

    OH! As an edit – there is also Gaspard Ulliel. He is very, very beautiful in the strangest way.

  110. Kat says:

    Thanksgiving indeed.

    Is this where I can make a request? If so I nominate Carey Elwez. Good lord that man is lovely. Tim Roth, too. He is so dirty, I love it.

  111. Cherry says:

    Thank you. My Thanksgiving holiday is now perfect. Lennie James (my request!!!) and Tom Hardy are both the hotness but they are both even hotter when speaking and in motion. Now I’ll be greedy and request Alain Delon (again) and Michael Wincott, another actor that is hot but even better when listened to. Happy Turkey Day.

  112. lilyplashia says:

    Could Conan O’Brien please be included in HGF sometime soon? Thank you very much.

  113. Lynda says:

    My goodness, Hamm is carrying a stuffed pork roast. I couldn’t look into his eyes even if I was paid to do so.

  114. dovesgate says:

    This is the first time I’ve ever clicked on a HGF post and oh yum!
    I’ve never heard of Gandy and while the black and whites are gorgeous, the color shots that show the baby blue of his eyes – mmmmmmm droolfest!
    Doesn’t that picture of Eddie Izzard with Bill Nighy remind you of Keifer Sutherland?

  115. Andrea says:

    I’m putting in a request for Paul Gross, after there was only one pic of him on the Canadian list.

    Preferably not in the mountie uniform.

    Also: i put in an agreement vote for tim roth, please!

  116. Solveig says:

    Am I the only one who finds Milo Ventimiglia and his crooked smile attractive?

  117. deb says:

    What no Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs?! He’s yummy and funny as hell

  118. elisa says:

    THANK YOU KAISER!!! Great post! you got all of my requests I think (Kyle Chandler, Adrian Paul, Matt Damon…and yes I was the one who requested Kal Penn, but these aren’t great pics of him – still, he’s smart and hot, it’s like the same way I like James Franco. Anyways…) Adrian Paul is aging but still so hot! Same goes for Kyle and Matt…well,
    Thank you!!!

    One more request – Robin Thicke! mmmm

    ohhh and I somehow didn’t notice before how incredibly BLUE Gandy’s eyes are. Wow! Is that natural? I’ve never seen that in real life!

    also the Hamm has quite a bulge there, doesn’t he? =D

  119. insidescoop says:

    Oo ooo! How about some Leo DiCaprio? I’d like to revisit that long-standing crush. Yum yum yum

  120. JuJuBee says:

    Ahhh love the list, as always. Kaiser my love for Gerard is just as unhealthy as yours. I should know better, but God that man just makes me twitch. How about an athletes HGF? I’m new, so don’t know if this has been done before.

  121. dudslove says:

    KAISER! — another great edition — your commentary made me LOL as usual — especially the Clive gravy letter

    Thank you in abundance for Mark Harmon, he is so hot <3

    I also love Jason Bateman and think he looks his cutest when his hair is all tousled like he just got outta (my) bed!

    Don’t pay any attention to the haters, some people just can’t help themselves and you definitely can’t make everyone happy, but I love that you call these bitches out!

    Hope your holiday was great :)

  122. Ashley says:

    Kaiser! I’m late to the party, but for every bitchy complainer there are, like, 20 HGF loyalists coming to your rescue!

    And now, my suggestions:
    Nathan Fillion
    Young Alec Baldwin
    Jimmy Fallon

  123. Kika says:

    You still surprise us with new hotties..and David..those husky-eyes..

    Would you consider Brennan Elliott..had to watch this stupid Nanny something movie, but Brennan made it worth it!

  124. You guys can’t honestly say these guys look as good or better with gray hair. That’s just delusional.

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