Since I plan to spend Thanksgiving in a vat of gravy, and Friday will probably be much of the same (with an added bonus of some kind of marathon of one of my favorite cop dramas), I’m doing a very special Hot Guy Friday, only this episode is called “Hot Guy Thanksgiving”. It is for the men (and the dongs) we are thankful for. Note: “Very special Thanksgiving Edition” = not as many dongs. Sorry, peeps! I usually have a whole week to prepare HGF, so this one is going to be short. My bad! Anyway, our headliner HGThanksgiving is, of course, David Gandy. Gandy has now become the only repeat headliner – I think it’s an honor well-deserved, because… you know… the hotness. Also note: Some of the really sexy black-and-white shots were done by Terry Richardson, a known pervert… although the shots are so incredibly hot that we might have to avoid name-calling for a few weeks, you know? Well done, Terry.
Mark Harmon is one of my silver fox crushes. We’ve had repeated requests for this particular silver fox, and I’m such an NCIS sucker, I gave in. He deserves it! He’s been married to the same woman (his first wife) for decades, and he seems like a great guy. Plus, LeRoy Jethro Gibbs FOREVER. For the true Gibbs-loonies, I threw in a photo of the ‘stache.
Edgar Ramirez, by request. At first I thought “whatever.” But then I looked at more photos of him, and now I’m like “I am thankful for this request.”
Lennie James, by request.
Paul Bettany – I always forget what a sexy bastard he is. He’s really got it, though, doesn’t he? It’s not just the accent – it’s the lanky, self-confident, funny, sweet air he has. Sigh… Bettany.
Kal Penn, by request.
I find Kyle Chandler attractive, and I know he’s a good actor, but the man has hair issues. Like, I’m pretty sure it’s his real hair, but he styles it to look like a piece.
Timothy Olyphant, by request. We always get requests for him – I guess we get a lot of Olyphant-loonies? Sure.
LL Cool J – these are just new photos of him on the NCIS: LA set. He’s applying chapstick!
Aaron Eckhart, by request (I think CB might have asked for him…?). I tried to find some older photos where his hair isn’t jacked.
Eddie Izzard, by request. He’s rather fabulous, but I didn’t go looking for any drag photos. Cameo by Bill Nighy!
Paul Rudd, by request. He’s been in New York, finishing filming on Wanderlust with Jennifer Aniston. I think Aniston must demand all of her costars get a mandatory blow-out.
Jason Bateman, by express request. I love him dearly, I find him adorable, but I never, ever fantasize about him going downtown. NEVER. Still, I would love to hang out with him.
Michael Imperioli, by request. I don’t find him hot, but I think he’s a talented actor.
I sh-t you not, we had a request for Jack Black too. Ugh.
Tom Hardy. My GOD…..
I knew there were a lot of Trekkies on here, but really? Patrick Stewart? Cameo by my shamecrush!
Adrian Paul, by request.
Bobby Long, by repeated request. He’s some kind of British singer, and he’s friends with Sparkles. Please stop requesting this very young, very unattractive kid.
Rodrigo Santoro is close to perfect. That is all.
I cannot even begin to describe how attracted I am to Matt Damon now that his face has filled out and he’s wearing glasses. Those hot frames are like erotica to me.
Gerard Butler… I honestly feel like I’m cheating on him with Gandy! I really do. This is my apology to Gerry.
My Clive. I know some of you want “From The Desk of Clive Owen” to be a regular feature, but honestly, there’s aren’t always new photos of him! So here’s a taste of Clive’s message to you, personally: “Hello, my love. I hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving. Think of me when you’re licking gravy off of your fingers, and I’ll do the same. Yours, Clive.”
And lastly, we have my favorite part of Thanksgiving, The Hamm. I love how succulent The Hamm is. So, so juicy. Salty, and sweet. Mouth-watering. Dongtastic, if you will. I give many thanks to The Hamm and his glorious bulge. AMEN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Hot Guy Friday
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