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Hugh Hefner must really have a thing for novelty porn. No, I’m not talking weird fetishes or anything with unusually short, bearded, or tattooed people. Hef thinks Brooke Hogan is hot. Or at least hot enough to bare her stuff for Playboy. Though Celebitchy readers have unanimously compared Brooke’s looks to her father’s (imagine the Hulk with boobs, and you’re pretty much there) apparently Hef thinks the rest of the world has lower standards and wants to see her tater tots.
Heads up, Hulk! Your daughter might be headed for Playboy. Brooke Hogan has been approached to pose nude for the famous men’s magazine, her publicist told the Daily News on Wednesday. And she didn’t say no.
The “Brooke Hogan Knows Best” star, 20, could use a boost for her stagnant singing career. Hogan’s 2006 album “Undiscovered” reportedly sold just 127,000 copies.
But her father, WWE legend Hulk Hogan, likely won’t be too thrilled with the idea. The Hulkster had no qualms about showing off his overbearing paternal side on the now-defunct VH1 reality show “Hogan Knows Best.”
Brooke has posed for a men’s magazine in the past (she appeared on the cover of FHM in a skimpy bikini in 2006), but has never posed nude. “No decision has been made at this time,” her rep said.
[From the Daily News]
Let me go ahead and make the decision for you, with a resounding noooooooooooooooo. For the love of all that is good and holy, put just about anyone on the cover before Brooke Hogan. I seriously doubt the vast majority of Playboy readers want to see a penis and fake breasts on the same person. It’s just too confusing.
I would seriously rather see a picture of Amy Winehouse, freshly rolled out of bed with a crack needle still stuck in her beehive and random patches of dirt and impetigo on her skin. And the worst part is you know Hulk is going to monitor that photo shoot. Because he’s a protective father.
Here’s a sneak preview of what you’re bound to see: Brooke Hogan performing at Z100’s Jingle Ball pre-show at the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York in 2006. Images thanks to WENN.
Written by JayBird
Posted in Brooke Hogan, Nude, Photos, Playboy
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26 Responses to “Is Brooke Hogan going to pose for Playboy?”
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HA the second picture looks like she is scared $h!tless of a spider or something…
and I agree with lola lola….adding…
nasty.
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The crazy thing is that Brooke has a gorgeous body. She’s not rail thin like must celebusluts, but man, she has a face only a transvestite could love.
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i wouldn’t object to seeing her naked, but i think she is dumb enough to leak a sex tape…so i’ll wait for that
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Yes, it’s going to be the Tranny’s from Florida summer issue. Tuck that shit brooke.
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I think she is beautiful, and has a great body. The bad facts envolving her family are another story.
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I thought Playboy only displayed naked women. I wasn’t aware they were into guys now, too. I’d rather see naken pregnant man centerfolds first, quite honestly. Everything about this, ahem, chick, screams ugly to me, and that has more to do with what’s on the INSIDE than on the out. It only exaggerates her outer fug.
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Why not, shes got a great body. Her face isnt the best, but i would still definitely buy this issue. If you would rather see Amy Winehouse you are either an idiot or need to get your eyes checked.
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I think Brooke’s the salvageable one in the family. Just needs some education and time to mature. I don’t detect an evil heart there.
And, I do think she is catching a whole lot of hell that she doesn’t deserve with the “tranny” stuff. I think she’s beautiful and I hope she doesn’t turn to drugs to escape those type comments because they are pretty rough.
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I bet the Hulkster is the guest photographer!
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I need to go back to youtube and watch the video of Christian the Lion after looking at this skank. Need to find good in the world. Christian delivers!
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Didn’t think they did a tranny spread.
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It’s a novelty thing, not because she’s incredibly gorgeous (she is pleasant enough looking) or desirable, she and her family are a curiousity (sort of like the circus) and that will lead to magazine sales.
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don’t you mean brooke is posing for playGIRL?
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I’m sure Hulk will love it because it will give him more attention. He seems to crave it for whatever reason.
And if Brooke does appear in Playboy, I hope they airbrush Butterface until she looks pretty….take that Adam’s apple out….
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I would rather see Rosanne naked in Playboy than Brooke, and then there is the yuk factor…*shudders*
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I mean, her body’s not that bad, just her face. She seems to have a decent rack and that’s what Playboy’s all about right?
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Actually, her face isn’t that harsh when she has no makeup on and when she’s not making a horrible expression. However, she clearly inherited her family’s white trash fashion sense. I can’t believe some of the hideous looks she comes up with — Phoebe Price would even draw the line at that shit!
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I just don’t get the negative characterizations of this woman’s looks. She is tall, statuesque, curvy and very attractive. This “size 0″ mentality is killing young women. I guess her singing career is slow because she is trained, talented, has a good voice, sings on pitch, practices her craft, and doesn’t need a bunch of studio tricks to make her sound good. Compare that to most of the “successful” singers (who annoyingly refer to themselves as “artists”) who have to wander around pitches and have to have their vocal tracks doubled by truly talented singers.
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Her size is not the problem, not one comment called her overweight. Not one.
So how’s the weather out in left field? She’s manly, masculine, not feminine. Plus dumb, skanky, untalented and from one of the creepiest families ever to air their nasty underwear in public. Baby oil anyone?
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Brooke is playing off her families misfortune, don’t for a min. forget that Hulk is behind the scene pulling the strings. You are just putting more money into thier hand, only Brooke is the cover so John’s family can’t get thier hands on that cash.
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Are they going to digitally erase her penis?
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Well it looks like she/he will be putting her/his new fake boobs to good use. She/he is still ugly though and her/his obvious pinched bad nose job did not help a thing. Put a brown bag on IT.
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She def could NOT be President….good thing she thinks women SHOULDN’T EVER BE! What a dumb @$$!
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you all are gay if you don’t think she’s hot. seriously, all you retards talking about her having a penis??? Get real. just because she’s better looking than any woman you’ll ever get is no reason to dis her. just accept the fact you’re girlfriends are sluts and will never compare to brooke.
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People are so bitter.
Get over yourselves. For all of you people making absurd comments about the way she looks…what the hell do you look like?
I’m sure you are in no way shape or form attractive.
How do I know?
Your personality is disgusting. Any decent human being wouldn’t make such rude accusations based on a complete stranger whom they think they know.
Grow up. Look in the mirror and talk about how nasty that is.
Brooke’s a beautiful girl. She has a great body and beautiful face. Heff wouldn’t want her to pose for playboy for no reason.
Everyone making a rude comment is very immature and needs a wake up call.
Stop picking at everyone’s imperfections to make yourself feel better.
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Oh, just Yuk.
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