Hello, Celebitches! I just wanted to wish all of you a happy and safe holiday, from me and CB. We’ll probably be gone most of the weekend, unless something horrible and/or juicy breaks (engagement, death, surprise baby, arrest – hopefully not all at the same time). Be safe on the roads and try not to get into some bitter, violent, eggnog-soaked bitch fight, okay?
While we’re away, we wish our link partners a happy holiday as well!
Demi Lovato settled with that chick she punched. [Celebuzz]
Johnny Weir released a single… and it is not good. [Dlisted]
Ashley Greene thinks she‘s special, gets a rude awakening. [LaineyGossip]
Kate Middleton looks all kinds of wrong on the royal coin. [ONTD]
Rachel Zoe still doesn‘t look pregnant. [Pop Sugar]
Raccoon McPantless gets pwned. [Agent Bedhead]
Cameron Diaz & A-Rod are still on vacation. [Radar]
Kiki Dunst in Blackbook. [The Blemish]
The Bieb does a nice thing. [PopEater]
Jim Carrey looks nice. [ICYDK]
Rabbit Hole, reviewed: Nicole‘s face moves! [Pajiba]
Herpes-ridden blind item: totally Chelsea Handler & 50 Cent. [Evil Beet]
Zac Efron looks cute. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Naomi Campbell‘s sketchy hairline is revealed again. [Bossip]
Ricky Martin is scruffy, hot. [A Socialite Life]
These are just a few of the choice holiday dongs I’ll be enjoying this Christmas. Merry Christmas and happy holidays, everyone!
Photos courtesy of WENN.
A very merry Christmas and a happy new year to CB, Kaiser and everyone! Be safe!
PS: Vanessa, if you could kiss Johnny on the mouth for me….thanks! (lucky bitch!)
MERRY CHRISTMAS to CB & Kaiser thanks for the entertainment & Merry Christmas to everyone whatever your “team” is and if you don’t celebrate anything well have a great weekend.
Wish you a Merry Christmas , health and wealth !
Happy Holidays… is what the terrorists say. Merry Christmas!
– Jack
Merry Christmas celebitches!! That kitty picture made me LMAO!
I hope you all have a safe and wonderful Christmas and New Year!
Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the Dong 🙂
Merry Christmas!!! CU next year for lots more juicy gossip and lots of HGF’s ;o)
Kaiser and Celebitchy: Thank-you for all your hard work. You make me laugh so hard with most of your posts, that you make me forget my real problems for a while and just relax… Thank-you!
Thanks for the cat picture! That photo is why I stopped putting up a tree for Christmas. My Kitty was always getting in trouble, climbing the tree and trying to eat something on it. The little monster!!!
Anyway, have a great holiday weekend Kaiser and CB. We’re having tons of snow and I’m loving it. A white Christmas for the first time in years!!
Happy Christmas and thanks for a great blog 🙂
Merry Christmas to my neighbours to the south. Hope Santa is good to you. I also would like to thank cb for the laughs, you slay me sometimes Kaiser. Glad I found this site.
Feliz Navidad/Merry Christmas to CB, Kaiser, Sammie and all the celebitches. Be safe, enjoy yourself. Here’s to lots of juicy gossip for the New Year!
A very Merry Christmas to you all too! Thanks for the laughs and hot dong. 🙂
Here’s wishing you both Happy Holidays and lots of Hot Dong 😀 Xxx
Merry Christmas everyone! Hope everyone has a safe and joyous holiday.
A very Merry Christmas to all! Please be safe, and have a joyous holiday!
Kaiser, CB, et al: Thank you for providing us with wonderfully bitchy entertainment all year long!
Merry Christmas everyone! Hope you have a safe, healthy, happy holiday!
Merry Christmas! Happy and safe holidays to everyone, and thanks to all for a fun year of gossip, great commentary, and Hot Guy Fridays!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! Thanks for the dong-o-lious dudes!
@CB
@Kaiser
@Sammie323
I just want to add my Merry Christmas wishes to you and to all the wonderful ladies who visit here everyday (even the ones I don’t agree with). All of you add a little “Smart Escapism” to my life which I enjoy. Take care and don’t drink and drive. Big kissy on both cheeks (not those cheeks).
Love this website. Its the mutts nuts. Merry Christmas x x
merry christmas & happy holidays to all! 🙂
Merry Christmas everyone!
Thanks to Kaiser and CB for providing a friendly, safe zone for all celebrity gossip. Look forward to more laugh out loud articles and of course, HGF for the dongfest.
Happy Holidays people!
ITA with Kiska!
Merry Christmas!
Happy holidays!!
Kaiser, CB and the Gang:
Thanks for all you work supplying us with all the hot dope going down. You guys are the best blog on the web!! Thank you for keeping us informed and amused.
Enjoy your well earned Holiday!
I don’t know who that guy is in the fourth picture but he is missing his eyebrows. Not cute at all.
Jenny, we don’t mind if you don’t like Mr Bettany – more for us! 😀
Happy Holidays!! Wait, does that make me a terrorist?
Merry Xmas Celebitchy, Kaiser and all the forum regulars. 🙂
merry christmas!!!!thanks for the dongs 😉
“Happy Holidays!! Wait, does that make me a terrorist?”
I think it just means you recognize the person you’re saying it to might celebrate Hanukkah or the celebration of the new year instead of being self-centered in a bubble and assume everyone celebrates your specific holiday.
If you know the person celebrates Christmas – Merry Christmas!
Thanks Kaiser and Celebitchy for making an awesome site to be caddy and b*tchy and also enjoy seeing your favorite celeb!
happy holidays to CB, kaiser and all the celebitches. you guys are the celebitchiest!
Happy Holidays y’all! And Happy Birthday Zeus, Horus, and Hercules and whatever other Pagan gods I missed. Oh, and Jesus! The gods sure got busy in the Spring!
Merry Christmas to all of you here, not just Kaiser and Celebitchy, but everyone cause you guys make me laugh after long shitty days at work. Hope you all have a safe and happy holiday
I don’t like this time of the year, always get depressed for some reason…but I’d still like to take the opportunity and thank you both (Celebitchy and Kaiser) for your website. It’s my newest favorite place (I’m an “immigrant” from Popsugar).
@mslewis I also stopped putting up a Christmas tree because my beloved cat thinks, tree = food = throwing up all over the carpet. Thanks for all the LOLs Kaiser and Celebitchy. And Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays everyone!
Ok, I know this is because my mother-in-law is here for TWELVE days (has been here six days already) and it’s not in the holiday spirit……..
…..but I just have to say saying “Happy Holidays” doesn’t mean you’re a pagan or don’t celebrate Christmas. It just is a polite way to wish someone you don’t know best wishes this season.
My sister-in-law is Jewish and she says it’s fine but everyone just wishes Merry Christmas to her just assuming that is what she celebrates as well.
We’re all believing in the same God, so it just annoys the crap out of me when someone says you’re being a terrorist or an atheist by saying “Happy Holidays”. Everyone means well either way, so leave the terrorist and pagan comments out of it.
Sorry for ruining the well wishes on the thread. No offense. Merry Christmas if you celebrate and Happy 2011! 🙂
Where’s my Christmas HAMM??
Merry Christmas y’all!
😀
Love this website. Thank you for bringing back my beloved words “dong” and “boned”.
Oh, and “Forever Dong” may be one of the top 10 expression ever.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays bitches. Be safe.
Merry Christmas, all!!:))
…b’4 i ovafeed n fall asleep,b’4 i gt drunk n lose my phone lemme wish u ol MERRY XMAS n A HAPPY NEW YEAR!
LOL too much gallinacious hair for moi.
Merry xmas bitches. It’s ok, pagans, we invented the fucking thing so don’t get your knickers in a knot about the christianity aluminium siding.
Merry Christmas Kaiser, CB, Sammie, and all you fellow posters that make up our wonderful celebitchy community.
THOMAS JANE pleeeeeeaaaaaase !!!!
Merry Christmas everyone!! Love the kitty in the tree and LOL @ Rita (as always!)!
Happy Holidays to you all! Spread the love and warmth of the season, bitches.
😉
I can’t believe I forgot to wish everyone a Happy Festivus too! And now, for the airing of grievances…followed by the feats of strength!
Hope everyone had a nice Christmas – we’re about to get walloped with snow here in the NE. 🙁
(For anyone who doesn’t watch 30 Rock, the “terrorist” thing is a joke from the show.)
Wanting to see if my new Gravatar thingy works…there are too many people posting as Julia, so I am trying to differentiate myself (and get moderated less!)
Hope everybody is chock full of nice food and festive spirit (Baileys in my case!!)
HAPPY HOLIDAYS <3 and keep up with the hot men list since i dont see any here (no offense but these guys do nothing for me, but if ur happy with them i guess thats what counts).
Damn, no Skarsgard… does that mean someone else got him in their (modesty) sock? LOL
Hey all! Late to the party, but wishing you all had a great Christmas!
Happy New Year 2011 everybody! I wish this year will bring everyone a lot of love and good health. I hope it will be much better than previous one.
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