Ali Lohan unknowingly auditions for porn director


Lindsay Lohan’s little sister, 14 year-old Ali, has ambitions to be just as famous as her older sister, and apparently believes that getting as tarted-up as possible will help her with that aim. A lot of young teen girls share her scary propensity to wear too much makeup and emphasize their assets, and it’s not like she’s the first 14 year-old girl to dress and act older. Ali has people wondering if she’s had a boob job like Lindsay, who is thought to have had implants at the age of just 17, a charge she has denied. It looks like she’s wearing a pushup bra and maybe those silicone “chicken cutlet” type inserts that Paris Hilton favors. Ali denies that she’s had a nose job, and hopefully she’s telling the truth and hasn’t had any work done at all.

The E! Reality show “Living Lohan” follows mother Dina’s quest to make little Ali a star. Dina repeatedly says that she’s just doing her best to be a good mom and help her daughter on the path she wants to go on, but people question her motives. Given all of Lindsay’s problems over the past few years and the fact that Ali looks like she’s about 10 years older than she is, it doesn’t seem like Dina is doing that great a job supervising her daughters or being anything more than an enabler for their impulsive star-seeking behavior.

Ali landed a role on a horror flick with a title that probably sums up how bad it will be, Troll. TMZ pointed out that the man she auditioned for is a notorious porn director, something that was not known to Ali or her mom until it was pointed out to them. Dina is said to be livid. Ali’s people have issued a statement that she of course didn’t know the guy used to work in porn, but they didn’t say she wouldn’t take the part.

Dina Lohan is ready to roll heads, after learning from TMZ that her 14-year-old daughter had a casting call with a big-time, award winning porn director.

Ali Lohan’s rep tells us the girl had no idea that Peter Davy was behind such classics as “Breast Wishes 14” and “Bun Busters 12.” Sources tell us the meeting was actually set up by Ali’s agent. Apparently, no one gave Dina a heads up — pardon the expression.

Officially, Dina is upset. Unofficially, we know she went nuclear.

[From TMZ]

If Dina is so broken up over it, why don’t they announce that Ali won’t be in Troll after all? Maybe they signed a contract and can’t get out of it, but you would think they would do their best to remove her from the project after this news came out. What do they expect putting her in a b-level horror movie? 14 year old girls can wear makeup if they want, but their mom should be there to help them apply it judiciously and she should make damn sure they’re dressed appropriately before they go out. (I’m not talking about these photos, I’m talking about the ones on Egotastic) Maybe it’s a battle you’re bound to lose, and I don’t have a 14 year-old daughter so I’m really not qualified to judge. I used to be so judgmental of people with screaming toddlers until I had one. I would bet teen girls are in the same “hard to parent” league. You can at least try, though.

Ali Lohan is shown at “The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2” premiere on 7/28/2008. Credit: Janet Mayer / PR Photos

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  1. elisha says:

    Ali is simply not as attractive or charismatic as Lindsay. Ali wouldn’t have made it into the biz if she didn’t have Lindsay for an older sister.

  2. neelyo says:

    It’s good she’s making these connections now, she’ll need them in a few years.

    I just watched TROLL recently and there’s no way Ali Lohan can live up to the titular performance, even if she does have the face for it.

    I wonder how much they had to pay those people in the top photo to act like they gave a shit about her.

  3. ri23 says:

    Anyone who believes she unknowingly auditioned needs to get in the denial line with Amy Winehouse’s dad.

  4. Alexis says:

    Look at her fingernails!

  5. Tess says:

    Everybody’s pimpin’ everything.

  6. xiaoecho says:

    from those photo’s, if you didn’t know, you’d never guess she was Lindsays sister. she looks nothing like her

  7. Bodhi says:

    Who the hell would want her autograph?

  8. Frenchie says:

    To Dina : stop improvising being your kid’s agent/manager. Although you didn’t knew who he is, you should at least have checked on that guy BEFORE the audition !!

  9. kate says:

    dina lohan didn’t know he was a porn director? ri-i-i-ght……

  10. The Old KC says:

    Doesn’t Dina Lohan know how to use Google?

  11. mollination says:

    I believe that Dina didn’t really know, but that’s not a saving grace by any means! That just goes to show how uninvolved and irresponsible she is.

    Secondly, I believe people wanted Ali’s autograph. Some people are just as pathetic as the reality stars they idolize. It just feeds into the idea that these people really are “powerful”, “famous”, or deserving of such attention.

    Lastly, I think Ali is a beautiful girl. Unfortunately, we haven’t been able to see her face since she was 12 or so. If she did a nice clean makeup routine, took off the long french nails, and toned down the outfits, she would probably get more roles…

    She can’t fit into any niche when she is a 14-year-old who wants to look like a 19-year-old. She doesn’t look 14, so she can’t get disney roles ala’ Hannah Montana, but there’s no way in hell 19-year-olds would buy/believe/like her as a high-schooler either. Be what you are Ali!! It will work for you! You’ll be older before you know it… don’t try and force it.

  12. SixxKitty says:

    Lol ri23
    well said!

  13. Just Me says:

    i dont see what the big deal is?? so the guy use to be a porn director it’s not like he was trying to get her in a porno so who the hell cares?

    and she definatly doesnt look 14, but in my opinion she’s a very pretty young girl, wonder what she’ll look like when she’s the age she looks now?? sad!

  14. Joe says:

    Auditioning to a porn director, irregardless of the films content, usually involves giving head to the director.

    She got the role! Thats all I gotta say!

  15. fesy says:

    dont u think that it is time that u spread ur porn movie into africa for more fans an support,im ready to be a porn star,contact me on my emaill and i will give u the links in africa together we can do something