Hot Guy Friday: Our Official Top Ten Hot Guys of 2010

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This is our year-in review of hot guys, and it is in no way scientific or comprehensive. It is just CB and I emailing a few times with names, and our patron saint Tom Ford up there giving us the half-smirk of approval. Also, this is only a top-ten list of who we consider “the dudes who had the best year”. CB and I are trying to reformat HGF so in the year to come, it isn’t so time-consuming for us. We’re thinking about doing this kind of “top guys of the week” list format from here on out, that way we would have some kind of limit to the featured men, so it’s not just one huge, random list. You will still be able to request men, and requests will still be honored, just not all at once. And again, there is absolutely no science to HGF, other than “What photos Kaiser wants to use/can find”.

So, let’s begin, shall we? These are our Top Ten Men of 2010:

10. David Gandy – He actually did have a good year, but he makes the list just because this was the first year I actually saw photos of him, put a name to a face, and made him my beloved Forever Dong. Gandy’s modeling career reached new heights this year, as he became the most popular male model in Britain, and was even in competition for “Best Model of Year” at the British Fashion Awards, the only male model in a group of women. His contract with Dolce & Gabbana was extended, and he’s still the “face” of several Dolce campaigns. He’s even appearing in Dolce commercials in America now! He also appeared on Jonathan Ross’s show, his first major television appearance, and earned himself even more fans with his easy-going nature and humility:

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9. Christian Bale – (By CB) Bale showed us a softer side this year when he earnestly tried to give some decent interviews to promote The Fighter and seemed like he was trying to bring it down a notch. He’s considered the frontrunner in the Best Supporting Actor category at this year’s Academy Awards. This guy has a well documented anger management problem, and some obvious issues that go along with that, but he’s also an incredibly talented actor and is easy on the eyes when he’s not pin thin. This may be the year Bale played the Hollywood game well enough to earn that statue.

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8. Leonardo DiCaprio - Leo had another really great year, and once again, he doesn’t get the same kind of respect for it. Is it because of his dirt-lip? Is it because he doesn’t have a lot of personal, private drama that plays out in public? Is it because he’s figured out how to play the Hollywood game so well that it looks effortless? I tend to think it’s the dirt-lip thing. Between Shutter Island and Inception (both number one films), Leo made Hollywood a lot of money this year – the two films grossed something insane, like more than $400 million domestically, not even internationally. BUT – Leo and Inception are being shut out of awards, probably because science fiction doesn’t get a lot of love. Still, you’ve got to hand it to Leo.

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7. Alex Skarsgard - (By CB) This svelte swede won our hearts (nether regions) in 2010 with his smoldering performances on True Blood, his earnest interviews, and his willingness to go naked for his craft for extended periods of time. He lost a lot of points for dating that insect creature, but is too fine a specimen to pass up despite his obvious shortcomings when it comes to the opposite sex. Look for Skarsgard in two major films coming out next year.

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6. Anthony Mackie – Mackie might seem like an odd choice, but he really has become an increasingly household name – if your household is made up of directors, producers and casting directors. Even though he didn’t personally get nominated for an Oscar for his performance in The Hurt Locker, he (jointly with Jeremy Renner), got a lot of attention when The Hurt Locker won Best Picture and Best Director. Mackie went from a barely-known character actor to an in-demand cusp-of-A-lister. He currently has six films in various stages of production, and we’ll be seeing much more of him in the years to come. Oh, and there are rumors that he and Leighton Meester could be on… which would be incredibly cute.

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5. Ben Affleck & Matt Damon – (By CB) I remember 1997 when these adorable guys won the Oscar and gave one of the most memorable and enthusiastic acceptance speeches. (In my lovelorn estimation.) They’ve since matured to become admirable family men and strong forces in the entertainment business. 2010 marked Affleck’s well received second turn as a director, with critically and commercially successful The Town. Damon worked tirelessly in film and still managed to spoof himself whenever possible (including a hilarious turn on 30 Rock) and work daddy duty with four girls, including a newborn. I would love to see these two take home separate Oscars this year.

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4. James Franco - (By CB) Franco manages to balance a hefty academic career with nonstop work, promotion, and even a foray into modern art. He’s a renaissance man with a real joy for life. This year saw him accepted into Yale for a Ph.D program, earning a hosting spot at the Oscars, opening his own art exhibition, starring on General Hospital, and in several films. He has at least five movies coming out next year and has shown no sign of stopping. Plus, he’s said to be incredibly approachable and kind to fans. This was Franco’s year.

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LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 28: Actor James Franco attends a portrait session for '127 Hours' during the 54th BFI London Film Festival at the Vue West End on October 28, 2010 in London, England. (Photo by Ian Gavan/Getty Images)

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - OCTOBER 25: Actor James Franco speaks onstage during the 14th annual Hollywood Awards Gala at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on October 25, 2010 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images for Hollywood Awards)

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3. Colin Firth - This was the year that Colin Firth became The Actor. In his early days, he was a hearthrob, he was Mr. Darcy, he was the dude with the sideburns and the wet white shirt. But earlier this year, Colin got his first Oscar nomination for A Single Man, a film that barely got wide release, so most people saw it through rentals this year. In that film, Colin all of a sudden became The Actor. The actor of his generation that people will remember and talk about. The actor who will always work, and who will always do interesting work. Then, if his groundbreaking and career-redefining turn in A Single Man wasn’t enough, he ends the year with The King’s Speech. Firth is considered the leading contender for the Oscar for The King’s Speech, and if he wins it, it will just be the icing on a spectacular cake. Oh, and he turned 50 years old this year. And he celebrated it with his wife (his first and only) and their two sons.

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2. Ryan Gosling – Sigh… what can you even say about Ryan Gosling? He had two films out this year, his first in several years. While All Good Things is sinking without a trace, Ryan’s work in Blue Valentine will likely score him his second Best Actor Oscar nomination, solidifying him as one of the few “great” actors of up-and-coming generation. He turned 30 years old this year too. Oh, and he’s really hot. And I like the way he talks about the female orgasm like it’s not a mystery to him. Too bad he’s slipping Blake Lively his Gosdong. BOO.

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1. Jon Hamm. The Hamm has to be Number One. You know why? Because The Hamm goes commando, just for the hell of it. Because The Hamm got the shaft when People Magazine named Douchey McGerbil Ryan Reynolds as their Sexiest Man Alive. Because The Hamm continues to bring the shiz on Mad Men, four season and counting. Because The Hamm needs to win more awards, NOW. Because one of the greatest moments of television history was seeing Don Draper in a suit and sunglasses standing on the New York street while Mick Jagger belts out “(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction”. Because The Hamm also rocked in The Town, proving that he can play a steely, hard-ass law-enforcement type. Because The Hamm is a gentleman and a feminist who talks about women and relationships and gender equality like a fully-functioning adult. Because The Hamm doesn’t screw around on his girlfriend of more than a decade. And mostly because of the commando thing. The Hamm Dong Returns in 2011!

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Photos courtesy of Fame, WENN, Vogue, Gotham Magazine, New York Magazine, Alexander Skarsgard’s fansite, Jon Hamm’s fansite, Vanity Fair, GQ, Details, Esquire, Entertainment Weekly, Google Images.

 

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  1. MarenGermany says:

    meh… A nice bouquet I guess.
    But none of my all-time crushes.

    Kaiser, come on where is Clive Owen?

  2. the original bellaluna says:

    Wow. No. Just, no.

    Except for ASkars, Colin, Ben, Matt, & Anthony, none of these dudes (dongs) are anywhere NEAR my Top Ten! Frankly, even some of these dudes aren’t near my Top Ten, but they’re a heck of a lot closer than the others!

    Oh well, to each her own.

  3. Eleonor says:

    NYE without this would not be the same.
    And I sooo agreee with The Hamm. Charming.
    Colin Firth: I didn’t know he was married! Talent (talent is always sexy) and private: he’s won, I hope he will get some awards, he deserves it.
    Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, I think Damon is more a family man,than Ben Affleck.
    Leo di Caprio, he’s beautiful in a very old fashion way, he sorts of reminds me of a junger Jack Nicholson.
    And Alex Saskard: awsome,but his girlfriend makes him less attractive to me.

  4. Marjalane says:

    Love my Gosdong! I can’t wait to see Blue Valentine…will it be weird if I go by myself during a weekday? I don’t want anyone to see my “lustyface”!

  5. LolaBella says:

    Very nice list.

    Thanks for the Leo and Ben love; they’re handsome and talented and that is a hell of a combination. Plus they are both sexy in different ways.

    I want to do so many naughty things with David Gandy. Le Sigh.

    Anthony Mackie is very cute and has a mischievous grin; I like.

    Happy New Year ladies!

  6. Carol says:

    What I will appreciate most about the 2010 lists you’ve been creating are the flashbacks. Thanks for all your work! Here’s to another year of Friday doses of Robert Redford, Paul Newman, Sidney Poitier, Cary Grant, Steve McQueen, and the original hot men!

  7. Lady D says:

    I just switched from being a boxer’s girl to a tighty-whitey kinda girl. Damn that man looks fine! I mean damn.
    On a less flustered note, Happy New Years to my fellow Celebitchy’ers, and to the awesome and hilarious writers of this blog.

  8. Marie says:

    Thank you Kasier, it’s been a great year full of hotties! Everyone have a safe and fun New Year!

  9. Anna says:

    I can’t get a boyfriend because no one compares to Ryan Gosling. (Not true but could be ..)

    Umm good to see the buldge in first place. Love it!

  10. Leona says:

    - British model guy is… a model, so no. I just cant take a guy that chooses modeling as a career seriously. Zoolander anyone?

    - Christian Bale is a raging douche.

    - Leo is a womanizing infantile dick who only dates trophy supermodels. and he’s a mediocre actor who hides behind dense materials to bait Oscar nods.

    - Alex Skarsgard: watery eyed mouse faced moron who caterers to fangirls in interviews and dates Kate Bosworth (ew).

    - Anthony Mackie looks like a bug. his eyes are too far apart, kinda looks like they’re trying to escape his face.

    - Matt is short and pigfaced, never got his appeal. Ben is scumbag who acts like his wife and kids are a burden.

    - James Franco is a filthy stoner.

    - Colin Firth looks like a menopausal woman.

    - Ryan Gosling is an ugly, banana faced cokehead with a shitty nose job.

    - JON HAMM IS PERFECTION AND CAN GET ANY TIME!

  11. Kiki says:

    British girls: Could you please explain to me what kind of accent David Gandy has? It was a little difficult for me to understand him -because he also has a soft voice-.

    Thank you Kaiser! (Maybe he should have been number 2!)

  12. crazydaisy says:

    LOVE number ONE: Jon Hamm! xoxoxoxo

  13. Dannie says:

    Jon Hamm is just perfection.

  14. Mistral says:

    Some very nice choices here. :)

  15. Kiki says:

    OMG!Kaiser I didn’t know Gandy’s dong’s been out of business for two years! Me sad… Check this site please Kaiser…

    http://godsavethekings.wordpress.com/2008/07/28/david-friends/

  16. lucy2 says:

    Hamm is #1!
    Like the idea of the new format. These guys aren’t all my faves, but I agree they’ve all had great years.

  17. December says:

    NO TOM HARDY!?!? *weeps*

    But seriously, next HGF, please put up some Tom Brady. Just watched Inception again, and that man is the sex.

  18. devilgirl says:

    I had the most AWESOME dream about Jon Hamm last night! *swoon*

  19. JM says:

    Nice list ladies.

    Thanks to you, in 2010 I was introduced to David Gandy & Jon Hamm, both gorgeous dongs!

    Love James Franco! Looks, brains, talent and a passion for life…all wrapped up in a sweet, sexy package.

    Started 2010 lusting hard for Askars but after a year of “the Boz”, not anymore. We’d have to give him a radioactive scrub down ala Silkwood to remove her taint and who’s got that kind of time or energy?

    I like Leo despite the fact that he does come off as a typical Hollywood douche.

  20. Darla says:

    I am appealing to the UN that James Spader be added to this list

  21. reba says:

    Please, I beg of you, Travis Fimmel!!!

  22. The Truth Fairy says:

    Christian Bale looks like Butthead from Beavis & Butthead. Google a pic of Butthead and you’ll see what I mean.

  23. ROM says:

    What the hell kinda list is this?

  24. Aviatrix says:

    Wow, I am totally backing that Hamm for #1 decision. That man is fine inside and out.

  25. Dingles says:

    Where is Russell Crowe? *bursts into tears* I NEED MORE RUSSELL CROWE IN MY LIFE. *blows nose*

  26. Kaiser says:

    Kiki – I think Gandy is single now! He’s said in interviews this year that he’s single. But yes, he has had girlfriends (before ME).

    Tom Hardy would have been good on this list too. I apologize for not thinking of him!

  27. ThirdChris says:

    Ladies, I think you did a fine job. You bend over backwards for us to try and accommodate everyone. Thank you for all your hard work, and enjoy your holiday weekend!

    And yes, the commando thing does it for me too. :)

  28. hairball says:

    Ok, I just saw the Katy Perry link in this post. People who have to post every minute details of their lives on Twitter must really have pretty empty meaningless lives.

    Why would a husband take a horrid picture of his wife and then run and post it on Twitter..? Wtf.

    IF by a small chance he thought she looked sweet etc, then why not keep the pic for yourself, privately? Still have to go put it on Twitter?? Losers.

  29. omondieu says:

    No RDJ? Ah well…

    Everyone have a safe and Happy New Year, and may 2011 bring even more beautiful dong!

    :D

  30. original kate says:

    love me some hamm, firth, bale and mackie but gandy is way too feminine – i can’t get with a man who has a better ass then me. i love askars but please tell me he doesn’t wax his armpits. that would boot him off my “to do” list, which would then have to be re-laminated.

  31. buckley says:

    Team Franco!
    Would have liked to seen a picture of his Freaks and Geeks days.

  32. Vee says:

    LOVE this list, but seriously missing Clive Owen. Thanks for compiling these, I always enjoy them! Happy New Year Celebitchy!

  33. hairball says:

    Robert Pattinson could be an added footnote with hot, non-fugly pics referenced in this HGF thesis..

  34. Nanea says:

    TGIHGF again!

    Great idea with the list, my favorites are # 6 and # 3, and I would have liked me some CO as a dessert, honorable mention, whatever… *sobs*

    Have an extraordinarily filled-with-gossip Happy New Year, CB and Kaiser!

    Party on, and see you in 2011!

  35. the original bellaluna says:

    NO. We need Clive Owen, Josh Holloway, Jason Statham, Alcide from True Blood, Gerard Butler, and some others I can’t think of right now. Just give me some time, I’ll come up with them! ;)

  36. Mairead says:

    I absolutely cosign on the inclusion of Mr. Franco and Mr. Bale as well as the ever-increasing talent of Mr. Damon (The Informant was one of the funniest films this year).

    Yer man Gandy seems very likeable on that Jonathan Ross and he doesn’t have a typical Essex accent to my ears which I was dreading. As for girlfriends, he was linked with MTV Europe presenter Laura Whitmore and she denied it – which means it’s totally true :lol:

  37. padiddle says:

    original kate – that pic of Askars in the bed is a fake – someone photoshopped his head on another guy’s body. If that helps :)

    I love you guys for doing these lists and trying to accomodate all us picky little bitches.

    Happy New Year

  38. December says:

    Tom Hardy* not Tom Brady. I always get their last names confused. >.<

  39. jen says:

    Clive’s not gonna be too happy in his next memo!

  40. Lardy Chops says:

    The Hamm in MINE Kaiser, remember.

    But thanks for the man-feast and a happy new year to you and CB.

  41. Anon says:

    The first picture of Alexander Skarsgard is a fake, this is the actual photo:
    http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/eye-candy-shopped-0.jpg?w=500&h=281

    And this is such a quality list! Perfect combination of talent, success and smoking hot looks.

    Bravo!

  42. Eve says:

    Really disappointing list (except Mackie). Bleh.

    I’ll have to check the pictures of my crushes on my own hard disk.

  43. ak138 says:

    Leona, I’m with you on everything except Colin Firth. If he’s wrong, I don’t want to be right.

    You nailed the Gandy situation. A grown man who would pose like that–could not possibly take him seriously.

  44. Liz says:

    No RDJ & Clive Owen D’:
    I agree with the choices
    (except Ben Affleck)
    Let’s take out Ben & put RDJ
    & it’s perfect!
    Happy New Year!

  45. Celebitchy says:

    @Anon it’s my fault that photo of Alex S. is in there! Kaiser told me it was fake and I was all “I think it’s real, put it in!” So I take responsibility.

  46. latam2012 says:

    poor list. hamm is overrated.

  47. Jules says:

    *cough* benedict cumberbatch *cough*
    *cough* RDJ *cough*
    *cough* Clive Owen *cough*

  48. Cheyenne says:

    Yes to David Gandy and a big fat no to everybody else.

    Actually, I’d bet all these guys in person are a bunch of narcissistic jerks.

  49. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    Oh I love the list and totally agree with the Top 2, for a second there I was like its gonna be either Clive or Butler, both, and thankfully didn’t see either of their faces. Yay!!!!

    I am just so smitten with Jon Hamm. Really its his SNL performances I love so much and you can really see what kinda guy he is in watching them. Also his interviews are charming and the way he talks about his lady love are so sweet. I just really like him. He is exactly what I can’t find now in my life…a good guy…who is funny and sexy.

    You know I love Ryan Gosling. I have loved him since The Notebook and really loved him in Murder By Numbers which also stars my other crush Micheal Pitt. I am crazy in love with Ryan Gosling. He is sexy and talented. He makes you hawt with just the way he looks at you. Those blue eyes could cause fires in the loins of even the prudish of women. I adore him. He makes me happy. He has this dangerous edge to him, its subtle but I feel it. Blake Lively better treasure him…I swear.

    So Happy New Year you guys and everybody else. I hope everyone parties and wakes up wearing someone else’s clothes. Yay!!!

  50. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    Where was Johnny Depp?????? He was the top male earner this year and he has 3 movies out now!!

    I enjoyed the list tho. Thank you Kaiser and CB! Happy New Year

  51. I Choose Me says:

    I heartily approve this list. Esp Bale, Damon & Firth. I’m liking this Mackie guy too. Happy New Year ladies! All the best for 2011.

  52. JuliaGuglia says:

    Okay, now I am firmly on the David Gandy Bandwagon after watching the clip. He seems like a decent bloke. And that look he threw at the camera was definitely in the ‘Magnum’ range. I near wet my pants!
    And hurrah for the Hamm at Number one. Going Hammando. Sigh.
    Happy New Year all!

  53. summer_solstice says:

    Nice list. Thanks Kaiser and CB. I love the top 3. The Hamm and Gosdong for 2011! lol

  54. Really says:

    I understand Clive didn’t have too exciting of a year, so overall I agree with your choices. But still not sure who #10 even is, Gandy who???

  55. Kiska says:

    ITA with Hamm as #1. His dong alone would be #1 but attached to the rest of that gorgeous goodness. OH my!

    Thank you for Colin Firth who will always be Mr. Darcy.

    As for the rest…Well, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. :)

    Happy New Year!

  56. hoganbcmj says:

    Leo Dicaprio may be a fine actor, but he’s got the puffiest unsexy face on this list, and he hasn’t really been “hot” for many years now. Take him off this list and replace him with Tom Harding and you’re on the right track. Hamm and Gosling all the way! :)

  57. original kate says:

    “Going Hammando.”

    this.

    @ padiddle: thank god askars doesn’t shave his pits. now i can have sex with him in 2011.

  58. SuperSleuth says:

    Bravo, ladies!!! Nice list, topping it off with Hamm the Man. He is perfection. Just a little disappointed Clive wasn’t in there instead of Matt Damon, whom I’ve always thought was a chauvinist.

    Happy New Year everyone!

  59. Hautie says:

    At my home this year for Christmas, Santa left new undies for Mr. Hautie. He got new Dolce tiny white panties.

    Simply cause I needed to see a man wear those tiny white panties in person. And it was very impressive. :)

    Though I still like to see Gandy in person, with his on…
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    Love The Hamm.

    Too bad that you left out my favorite picture of him and Affleck together.

    The one with Affleck standing behind The Hamm… and they both have a odd dreamy expression.

    It is perfection.

    It is the best picture, ever.
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    I am truly excited for Colin Firth.

    Such a charming man and so well spoken. Plus he really does know how to wear a suit. Then again so can The Hamm.

    (I just really love well groomed men in expensive suits. I detest lazy grungy looking men. Ugh.)

  60. Chris says:

    Wut! No Mel Gibson?! :(

    But seriously, there’re some very good choices and a lot of the comments were spot on too.

    I’ve always kinda liked Christian Bale but he won me over in an interview in December Esquire because of his sense of humour and no BS approach. It’s worth checking out if you get a chance.

    I also agree with Leo’s nomination. He continues to be very discerning about the roles he chooses and Inception was probably the best film I saw this year and I usually don’t like blockbuster movies.

    Ryan Gosling was alos a great choice and I love the fact that he is going from strength to strength because I had him marked for greatness years ago when I saw him in The Slaughter Rule and I always find it satisfying to discover someone before the rest of the world does.

    Colin Firth is also a good choice and I agree that the respect for him has come mainly of the back off a lot of people seeing him in A Single Man on DVD. That’s the beauty of the DVD market it gives great films a second life if they’ve slipped through their cinema run without the attention they deserved. However, at 50 I think Colin might have peaked and I suspect after the hoopla around the King’s Speech dies down, (probably in 2012 after its DVD run), Colin might fade out like Kevin Spacey did after American Beauty.

    I also agree with Ben Affleck but why was he paired with Matt Damon?

    And Brad Pitt was an interesting omission given that he and Ange are probably still the most talked about couple in Hollywood.

    Happy New Year everybody. :)

  61. teehee says:

    None of these dudes do it for me. I dont know what it is but none of the hollywood guys manage to tweak my interest anymore, not since I was like 10 and Brad Pitt just appeared in Interview with the Vampire. I had fun with that one ;) However I have just had the fortune of discovering Damian Lewis; finally someone that attracts me like a magnet. And then tehre’s always my old musical fall backs – Dave Gahan, Peter Heppner. I’ve adored them for 13 years and counting…

  62. Donna Wingfield says:

    Nothing exciting here.

  63. carrie says:

    yeah! no Butler!

    Hamm only with suit
    no Dicaprio because he should be paranoid(he disliked to be closed with unknown people)

  64. chris says:

    Robert Pattinson not included. List is invalid. I love you for including Ben Affleck and Matt Damon though. They don’t make enough hot guy lists nowadays.

  65. Reese says:

    Where is Rob Pattinson in this list? Tom Hardy???

    Rob is sex screaming at you on a cloudy, winter day – jump in and enjoy…

  66. Sue says:

    Tom Hardy & more Tom Hardy, this beautiful man should be on your list. I do like most of the choices on the list :)

  67. Ron says:

    Thank God Tom Ford is not on the list. He was incredibly sexy 10 years ago when he could move his face. Now that he’s Ms Botox 2010, his reign is over. Men should not get botox and own their masculine face.

  68. Lucy says:

    I love ben affleck. He is talented, gorgeous, and funny. Just saw him on a repeat of saturday night live and you can tell he has a great sense of humor, which is definetly sexy to me.

  69. Tiffany says:

    I am so glad that Mr. Tiffany gives me HGF everyday for the last 22 years! Now that he works for Cirque Du Soleil, I have a dude that loves me, wants me, is super hot (got him some hot G-Star tighties for Christmas), AND I get the Blue Valentine treatment everyday.
    Yes, 2011, Yes!

    Oh, and Leo’s face is too fat and Ben Affleck is a cheating douche, thereby not hot.

  70. Rasputina says:

    I beg to disagree. Leo’s got a killer squint and find me a hot man who has not cheated once in his life. So yeah.

  71. Tiffany says:

    You haven’t found a good enough man then. They don’t ALL cheat, just like all women don’t cheat. I dated a boyfriend who cheated on me…once.
    Bye, bye, no honesty, no trust, not worth my time.

  72. beth says:

    i want a hamm-firth-franco sandwich. NOW.

  73. beth says:

    its hard not to (want to) cheat when youve been with someone since forever, and the sex starts getting a bit sameoldsameold… then these hotties throw themselves at you, day after day after day….
    you can block them out… 99.9% of the time.
    its human nature to want variety – were not meant to be monogamous…

  74. Arianna says:

    @ beth
    YES PLEASE i’ll order that sandwich as well i think.

    just missing poor olyphant mmmmm

  75. Madison says:

    Ben Affleck with Matt Damon, that ship sailed 13 years ago! There are so many guys you could have replaced douchebag cheating Ben with, there is nothing hot about Ben and if your looking for admirable family men forget Ben try Brad Pitt he’s more of a family man, Robert Pattinson is hotter and Johnny Depp, Robert Downey are better actors.

  76. Hex says:

    If you ladies have not seen SKars in HBO’s mini-series Generation Kill, I sincerely feel sorry for the gaping void that is in your life. His performance is phenomenal, and I don’t think I have ever seen him look so gorgeous.

    Generation Kill was introduction to ASkars, and what an intro! Also, the Marine ASkars’ character is based on is a tasty bite in real life. :)

  77. Chris says:

    @79: I’ve heard a few people talk up Alex Skarsgard’s performance in Generation Kill but I thought James Ransone’s portrayal of Corporal Josh Ray Person was more riveting. He made the show for me.

  78. Call Me Al says:

    AGREED! Leo is so under-loved in the awards! The depth of feeling in his acting is breathtaking. Shutter Island was unbelievable. He was also great in Inception. He’s picking some good ones and hopefully he doesn’t care that he isn’t recognized by the bullshit Academy. I also loved Ben Affleck in The Town and his body was sick!!! James Franco did have a year. His acting range is impressive. The Hamm is just beyond words manly perfection. Great picks!!

  79. Stella says:

    Love the list!
    @Arianna-definitely some Olyphant with a side of Ruffalo, both of those men make my toes curl ;)

    Leo-doesn’t really do anything for me but to each their own. I’ve seen some good acting chops over the many years.

    Jon Hamm-It’s really hard to not love this man. He has a great range, drama to comedy, looks flawless (all the time, even in scruffy mode), loves and respects his partner.

    Damon is simply great-acting, father and husband.

    Gosling is finally getting all of the attention that he deserves.

    Franco-I admire his determination and excellence in acting and academics.

    Alex-have to say Bosworth kills it for me but he is a fine specimen to look at and he really showed some chops in Gen Kill. If he’s happy with her, who am I to criticize? It’s irrelevant.

    I loved Firth for a long time. He needs no defense.

    Bale (while many think he’s a jack off at times), he does give for his craft and seems to keep his private life (with wife and child) to himself.

  80. Livia says:

    I’ve been a week without internet access, and I come home to… rain in the desert. Sweet sweet dong-filled rain. Thank you, Celebitchy.

    [::sob::]

    THANK YOU.

  81. Heavenbound says:

    I cosign with Leona, what a disappointing list.

  82. jzhz says:

    The only one I’m into is David Gandy. I was not into him until I watched that youtube clip. I stared at him so hard I got a girl boner. And when he looked at the camera directly…holy shiz. That dude could tell me to go run up the side of a building and I would do it without hesitation.

  83. jmflynny says:

    Pardon the vulgarity but…

    You have to be shitting me.

  84. jill says:

    A fun list and many good choices. Love Colin Firth and great to see him finally get some real recognition. Matt Damon, too. Alex Skarsgard was on my list but I can’t look past Bosworth any longer. Takes the hotness right out, sadly.

  85. Viktorygin says:

    Come on, ladies. It’s just a list. Some of them float my boat; some of them don’t. Whatev. At least they’re halfway respectable and haven’t been caught with cocaine or prostitutes. Yet. 2011 is just beginning…..

  86. Wresa says:

    Good on the Gandy, Leo and Colin Firth, but no Gerard?

    Also, I will never see what people like about Ben Affleck and Matt Damon! Ok, sure if they walked up to me in real life it’d be fine, but I just don’t see them as heartthrobs.

    Anyway, Happy belated New Year and thanks for the hot guys! :)

  87. Dominique says:

    Even though I am not on board with the list, there’s still some hot guys! i love that everyone has different tastes in the men. I tend to go for the dark and handsome types and this list was mostly blonde blue eyes so this list doesn’t have most of the men i find really hot.

    I just discovered CB in 2010 so it was a great year of entertaining gossip and fun!

  88. the original bellaluna says:

    Could we please, please, PLEASE have some Goran Visnjic next Friday? He is so totally gorgeous, and the accent just puts me over the edge.

  89. the original bellaluna says:

    And some Lenny Kravitz – the man just OOZES sex! (I know, I know, my tastes are varied, but variety IS the spice of life, non?)

  90. wifeyskarsgard says:

    Alex Skarsgard – My forever dong and thanx for the film info, ill make sure to check that out.
    James Franco- So hot but that douche stash needs to go.
    Ryan Gosling- Uhhhh so hot
    Jon Hamm- what can i say about this one? other then if he ever wanted to screw around he can always look me up day and night…..You hear that hot Hamm?

    ALL CAN GET IT ANYTIME THEY WANT!

  91. bluhare says:

    Leonardo DiCaprio looks like an adolescent boy who used magic marker to make his moustache. He might be talented, but hot? No way no how.

  92. Ashley says:

    Excellent choices.
    Really superb.

    Happy new year CB and Kaiser! Thanks for the gossip and the dongs!

  93. LittleDeadGirl says:

    Loved the list and love HGF. I hope you guys continue to do it, I know it’s time consuming, and you get alot of bitching and moaning but I seriously love it and it’s such a nice treat so appreciate all the work and keep up the great job you guys do.

    I couldn’t agree more with some of the choices to made. Skars is gonna be a star for sure. I used to HATE Leonardo DiCaprio when I was in my teens thinking he was another douchy heartthrobe but he has become one of my favorites and I’m still seriously seething over how Inception got the shaft when it was one of the best movies of the year. Colin Firth will ALWAYS be Mr.Darcy to me and I’ll always have a mad crush for that reason. The Hamm will always be number one though.

  94. CB Rawks says:

    Dicaprio looks more like Brando all the time. I guess that’s better than still looking like a twelve year old girl, like he used to.