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Do you remember Kellan Lutz? Kellan Lutz is the dude in the Twilight series that is MORE important than Robert Pattinson. Kellan Lutz is the dude who takes the famewhore game to a new level. Kellan Lutz talks about himself in the third person. Kellan Lutz is a star. Kellan Lutz calls the paparazzi on himself, then wanders around half-naked for no apparent reason. Kellan Lutz IS A STAR! I know that Kellan Lutz is a star because he was invited to a big Las Vegas shindig for New Year’s. Would they invite Kellan Lutz if he was a nobody?
So Kellan Lutz decided to change up his hair, dramatically. Kellan Lutz calls this look his “Kellan Lutz is a bigger star than The Situation” look. Otherwise known as “The Kellan Lutz”. Otherwise known as “the casino pit boss”. Seriously, did Kellan Lutz superglue his hair? It looks stiff as hell.
Thoughts? I didn’t think Kellan Lutz could look worse. But kellan Lutz somehow managed it. Yikes. Also, don’t even get me started on the BAGGY, SHINY PANTS in which there seems to be excess fabric in the crotch! Are they sateen?!? LMAO.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Hair, Kellan Lutz
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He gives me the heebie jeebies and not in the good way
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LOL at the entire post.
His hairline looks artificial (like hair implants). He and his girlfriend are ridiculous — the picture where he’s sitting on a tree branch and reading, that one at the gym where he’s looking at the mirror as if he wanted to f*ck himself and those wig wearing ones taken after their “secret” rendevouz at a motel (they had clearly called the paps) were hilarious. What a loser.
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Ugh. This dude is such a famewhore. He’s milking the twilight connection for all it’s worth! He’s gross looking.
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Yikes. This is not a good look.
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The few times I’ve heard him in interviews, I really thought he sounded fine – well spoken and fine. (NOT when he’s talking about his character Emmett)
But, yes, I would agree, I think the guy is likely very insecure and is struggling to find his purpose, basing his happiness on others’ approval.
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The above photos, for example, reek of desperation unfortunately for him.
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Wow, this is a really unfortunate looking outfit even for Kellan.
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He really needs a tan and a stylist.
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“those wig wearing ones taken after their “secret” rendevouz at a motel”
Oh yea, I forgot about that too. That was the MOST ridiculous and pathetic display ever. I just feel bad for people who live their lives like that.
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yeah, he does look like casino pit boss. lOL
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The only thing about these pictures that I’m surprised about is that he has his shirt on.
he.looks.hideous.
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“Hello, I’m here to murder you.”
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Kellan Lutz found a way to make Kellan Lutz look more like a douche bag.
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I shuddered.
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He creeps me out. I can’t even put my finger on it and tell you why, but there’s something about him that just gives me the creeps every time I see a picture of him.
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He has those creepy “i’m going to kill you then mutilate your vagina afterwards” eyes. Not a good look.
From what I remember, he didn’t look this big in the Twilight movies. Maybe he’s on steroids?
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Pigface!
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@December LMAO, I was thinking he’s got a “scary rapist” look.
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Gross! But you raised a good point Kaiser, the Situation is so much more well known then this turd. I never thought of that before. I bet the Situation has a lot more money then this dude too and probably makes more money for appearances than this dude does.
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Dear god.
Dude, put it (by ‘it’ I mean everything) away.
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He is showcasing his inbred eyes
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he has child toucher eyes
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This is the worst suit ever. The blue shirt is horrible. The tap shoes are terrible. Hair is to vomit for.
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No, seriously, what the hale?!!!
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The shiny is mesmerizing.
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Um. He’s got serious stare-at-you-while-you-sleep face happenin’ here. Return to sender.
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The phrase “seriously, WTF” has never been more applicable until now.
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Yeah, that ugh look … wow … he needs to fire whoever is dressing him …
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Oh Kellan….sigh
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I never found him attractive. Ever. But that does not disturb me. In fact, I question many of the choices made here about “hotness” — to each her own. What does disturb me is that tonight on the news an escaped felon/sex offender is wanted by the local police, and he looks EXACTLY….. EXACTLY…… EXACTLY…like the wanted man. Creeps me the f*%& out.
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That is just a damn shame. I love him as Emmitt but as Kellan Lutz??? No thanks.
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I Choose Me loves Kaiser’s Kellen Lutz posts. I Choose Me lol’d big time. I Choose Me thinks Kellan Lutz creepy little vibe totally negates any hotness he may have had.
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@I Choose Me (@28)- Hakura agrees wholeheartedly.
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mother….!
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@skibunny
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! Pigface is what I’ve thought all along! I do NOT get the obsession with this guy. The other three vampires (Edward/dude from Nurse Jackie/guy whose Southern accent comes and goes each scene) are pretty sexy, but this guy is just SOOO not attractive. Give him a tan and he could be on the Jersey Shore. Looks like the douchey guy who would harass you at a club.
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Just when I thought he couldn’t look more unattractive, he slicks his hair back with Dep and puts on a children’s party magician suit…
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the hair ….ughhhh
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Haha! The 3rd-person jokes in this post and the comments are hilarious!
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I stared at those pics for some time and I don’t usually have trouble expressing disgust/amusement/bewilderment but this time the words just wont oblige me.
What?
Why?
Who?
WHY?
Im also somewhat bemused by the negativity expressed by other posters since in real life, (other) women seem to gravitate toward this species of greasy douchebag like flies to shit. Go to any club anywhere and you will find A- jumped up twats like this and B- the shine-loving ladies that inevitably hang off their every grunt and yea, will fight each other for the right to do so.
So what gives? Why so much loathing toward him here when in real life, he probably never goes home alone?
(Takes off glasses, polishes them briefly)
A mysterious paradox indeed.
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@Kelly (#39) – I wish I could explain that phenomenon, alas I’m not one of those ‘shine-loving-bitch-fighting’ types. (It’d have to be ‘moon-shine loving… I just can’t see how else that could happen.)
I’m afraid to find the answer to that conundrum, you’d need to take a trip to the Jersey Shore. (Or consult Jwow’s book…).
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He’s third person tragic (I think that’s a verb tense).
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@ kelly
i actually dont gravitate to these types of people!
i seriously am terrified for my life looking at him but i do want to pet his silky trousers. in a non-sexual way of course!
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I’m late to the game here but
@lucy2 I almost died of laughter at your comment!
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Meh – he looks like Badger from the Wind in the Willows…seriously – do a search.
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