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Olympic mania really is sweeping Hollywood. I don’t generally follow sports, but even I can prioritize and find some time to stare at Michael Phelps. A New York Magazine reporter decided to chat up P Diddy about the Olympics, and made the mistake of asking him what he could win a gold medal in. And apparently it’s not running or rapping or business or anything else that he can certifiably back up. It’s something a little more subjective.
In honor of the Olympic Games, we asked Sean “Diddy” Combs about his favorite sports to watch last night at his spring-summer 2009 Sean John presentation. And faster than you can say “Michael Phelps just won gold again,” he answered, “Track and field!” He is a runner, after all. (Could anyone forget that groundbreaking New York–marathon MTV special?)
So what if there were a new Olympic sport, something he himself might have a chance of winning, we asked. What would that be? “Who could have sex the longest,” he told us in a soft voice and with a straight face, while looking into our eyes. Was that a pick-up line? We weren’t sure, but we tingled anyway. “I think that’s an event I can do well in. And probably who could stay up the longest.” Dirty!
“Just so you know, that’s supposed to be funny,” he added as an afterthought. “Even though I am serious.” But who would be his competitors? “Whoever’s up for the challenge.” You heard him, folks! Any sex athletes out there willing to challenge the Diddy?
[From New York Magazine]
What a classic, frightening, and intriguing response, all rolled into one. I’m sure Diddy has no problem finding many a lady up to the challenge. He probably found a couple that night. At first I was wondering, “How would they score that? Would it be like figure skating where some of it is the opinion of the judges?” And then I came up with a couple more concrete markers. But I’ll leave that alone and just let Diddy gloat.
Here’s Sean Combs outside Crown nightclub in Los Angeles on June 25th. Images thanks to WENN.
Written by JayBird
Posted in Olympics, P. Diddy, Sex, Sports
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Enough of this one. To think…this guy has expensive parties in the Hamptons every year. He’s not talented & just rips off others. Boy is he the American dream gone wrong. All sorts of wrong.
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He could probably only take the gold in the hand jive.
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Good one Kevin, lol. I have a problem with this guy. He comes across as very egotistical and arrogant. I just can’t stand him.
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If Verbal Wanking is a sport, he’s already wearing the gold. Also, those who talk about it rarely live up to it.
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And three gold medals in ‘pretentious douchewaddery’
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This guy is the fugliest, most annoying wanna be talent there is. I always found it suspect that he just so happened to not be in the same car as B.I.G. Personally, because I know you all care, I think P.Poopy was behind that and Tupac’s murder. He’s the only one who really profited from their death’s…espec. BIG’s. Was he a recoding artist before BIG’s death? No. Then the whole I’ll be missing you thing. P.Poopy sucks and even though he got the space in between his teeth fixed, he’s still the ugliest black man to come out of Mt. Vernon.
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It’s been my experience that those who brag the most are the worst performers. Just sayin’.
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Syko – WORD
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Right on, Syko. I bet this fool is a classic two pump chump.
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he reminds me of dwayne wayne, except he was cute and funny, and puffy is neither. i loved a different world! come back lisa bonet.
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This egghead should REALLY stop blowing his own horn, literally.
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He’s gross and expensive clothes can’t hide the fact that he exudes something dirty – not the good dirty (if you know where I’m going here), but the gross dirty variety.
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He could win a gold medal in bitchassness.
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