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Robert Downey Jr. He’s our headlining man this week… mainly because I’m still thinking about his Golden Globes presenting duties, where he basically suggested that he had slept with every single one of the women nominated for Best Actress in a Comedy or Musical. In case you need a refresher, here you go:
Sigh… I love him. What else is there to say? The man put himself through hell, and he came out the other side a genuinely good man. He’s a loving husband and father and an incredible actor. I also think it would be quite something to have his frenetic energy concentrated in one spot (like, say, your vagina). I mean… he would be intense. And good. And…sigh…
Joseph Gordon Levitt. JGL was nearly consigned to “Cute, But Kinda Jailbait-esque” for too long. Some may disagree, but I think JGL’s best career move ever was (500) Days of Summer. All of a sudden, he was an adorable, hilarious, sweet and believable leading man. And then he butched it up with Inception too – good move. Another reason to love him? He’s really flexible. He’s like a like a little acrobat. Not so jailbaity any more!
Daniel Sunjata. Daniel is everywhere I look. He’s such a New York actor – and he does all of the New York-based television shows. Rescue Me. 30 Rock. Law & Order: SVU. In between television gigs, he does movies. Also, he’s got one of the most gorgeous pair of dimples I’ve ever seen. I want to climb into them. I want to lick them. So, so cute.
Paul Bettany. I love this man. Passionately. He’s pretty much the best part of every movie he’s in, and beyond that, he just seems like a lovely, funny man. I know some of you will yell at me and tell me that he’s slightly creepy – to which I will only humbly admit that I do tend to like the creepers. You might say that I have a fetish for pale Englishmen. Guilty again. You might say that he’s a bit milquetoast. And you would be wrong. He’s awesome. I don’t want to argue with you!
Cillian Murphy. He’s my candidate for “Motherchucker Who Will Stab You In Your Sleep”. He just has that look, you know? And yes, he’s played a lot of psychos, but that’s not even it. You can put him on a red carpet in a nice suit and he would still look off-kilter and pleasantly deranged. You could have a photo of him holding a fluffy little bunny rabbit, and almost everyone would go “OMG, is he going to kill the bunny?!?” That being said, I know a lot of you would still hit it. That’s fine. Just don’t fall asleep.
Daniel Day Lewis. DDL is a spur-of-the-moment addition, just because I was thinking about him. Did I ever tell you how much I enjoyed DDL in Nine? He was lovely, sexy, sensual, and I loved the way he moved and how he simply looked at his women. He’s always been a sensual, sexy bastard though. There’s something about raw talent…
Karl Urban. Karl is a consistent request, and I only realized recently why you bitches are requesting him so much. He was in the Star Trek reboot! You Trekkie sluts. You are always sliding in requests for Star Trek guys. But yeah, Karl is hot. He’s one of the better ones from the reboot. Plus, he was in the second Bourne movie, which is probably my favorite.
Scott Caan. Scott is a request from a few weeks ago. Personally, I don’t really see it, but I did see him interviewed on the red carpet at the Globes, and he was very sweet and he and his girlfriend are adorable together. So… I kind of see it. He’s like the bit-sized version of his dad – a little sh-tkicker with a heart of gold, apparently. He’s got a nice body, but he is wee.
Til Schweiger. (By CB) Thanks to KLO for this request last week and I can’t believe we haven’t covered this gorgeous piece before. I’ve actually seen Schweiger in person, at the German premiere of Inglourious Basterds (here’s a link to the photos I took) and the guy was very humble on the red carpet and didn’t pose much. He was also strikingly handsome with a strong jaw, that lovely cleft chin and ice blue eyes. Schweiger has his own German film production company, and while I generally find the films he makes crap (Keinohrhasen, 1 1/2 Ritter) they’re hugely successful in Germany. Of course Schweiger stars in them, and it’s easy to see why he’s the most popular actor in Deutschland.
Terrell Owens (By CB) 37 year-old Owens is the wide receiver for the Cincinnati Bengals, and while he doesn’t get a lot of press outside the sports arena he does have a reality show on VH1 called The T.O. Show. He’s known as a bad boy on the field for his antics, and to me that means that he has a lot of pent up energy that he needs a better outlet for. This man is so beautiful and his smile just kills me.
Johnny Depp. (By CB) So many of us love this devoted family man who calls his fans his “employers.” He’s been titillating our collective female consciousness since the late 80s and is still featured in so many of our fantasies. Johnny’s beauty is in his humble, gentle demeanor, his big brown eyes and his eccentric tongue in cheek performances. He’s a versatile actor and a solid admirable man. Oh Johnny, you’re our dessert today and I declare you tiramisu – rich and flavorful with a hint of booze and so many delicious layers that melt in your mouth.
Photos courtesy of Fame, WENN, Vogue, The Telegraph, New York Magazine, Vanity Fair, GQ, The Berry, GQ UK, Vogue, Vogue Italia, Details, Esquire, Entertainment Weekly, Google Images.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Hot Guy Friday
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i like the gay vibe in RDJ
Johnny Depp always needs a shower
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Thanks for another great Friday. Love Cillian, Johnny, RDJ, and DDL but most of all loving a Butler free Friday (sorry Kaiser)
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Absolutely tasty, each and every one. Yum. I love how you throw in some new dong every now and then. Gives a gal a lot to think about.
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Til Schweiger looks EXACTLY like my driving instructor, except younger. I don’t know if to squee or be creeped out.
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Sigh, I love the way you muse over your hotties. Tiramisu… Brilliant!
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Lovely! I am liking the shorter HGF posts BTW. This was the perfect antidote for the cold wintry day we have here:)
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Best. HGF. Ever.
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Daniel Sujatha is so damn FINE!!!
Cillian Murphy is creepy sexy; it’s the combination of the luscious lips and the serial-killer eyes.
I’m such a Trekker nerd that I saw Karl Urban and immediately shouted ‘Bones’! LOL
Paul Bettany is gorgeous.
Yeah…it took a while, but I think I’m officially over Johnny Depp. He keeps playing the same character (just in different costume) over and over and over. Also, he is killing his pretty by constantly looking like a hobo now.
The last time he looked REALLY hot was in Public Enemies back in 2009. Le Sigh.
Nice HGF, ladies. Thank you.
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Thanks so much for the GJL and Cillian Murphy!!!!!!!!
Yeah.
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JGL…..loooooooooooooooooooooooooove
paul bettany omnomnom
lastly i’d like to make an Obvious sandwich with RDJ and johnny Depp. =)
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Yummy. TGIF
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HGF is why I wear slacks to work and set my cellphone to vibrate (Would someone please call?).
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yay for Joseph Gordon-Levitt!!
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JGL, RDJ *and* Johnny Depp?!?! It must be my birthday.
Also, you chose three of the Downey pictures I saved in my old hard drive at least seven years ago, when he was still emerging from hell and I thought he was the hottest thing alive anyway.
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Is it just me or does JGL have a lot of eye wrinkles for a 30 year old?
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OMG! Paul Bettany is my forever dong! Great HGF, love them all, even TO! (and I’m a Steeler fan)
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JGL and RDJ? IT’S LIKE YOU’RE IN MY HEAD
No, I don’t have a weakness for skinny boys with twinkly eyes and three letter acronyms for names HOW DARE YOU
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“Oh, and there’s this NSFW photo of his dong, in case you like that kind of thing. He’s got a nice body, but he is wee.”
Maybe he is a grower and not a shower!
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RDJ!!!! My husband, is so lovely, I’ll share him gladly with the womenz of the world. (His eyelashes are dark right at the lid….so sexy.) And Joseph gordon Levitt (so cute, and can he dance!!! and act…check out his performance in Manic. And also, Daniel Day Lewis. I guess I have a “thing” for the 3-named guys!!!!
Oh Robert Downey Jr., how I wish you could be cloned. sigh.
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Karl Urban! Thanks for the unexpected pleasure. Nice group o’ guys. Well done.
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What a lovely list to brighten my Friday. Thanks, Kaiser!
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Thank you so very much for hitting this HGF out of the park… those pictures of Daniel Day Lewis just about knocked me out of my chair. And you keep coming up with these off-the-wall candidates that I thought were only in my sad little dreams. First Cho from the Mentalist, now Scott Cann. Truely awesome!!!
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Kaiser, thank you SO much for the Til Schweiger pics! I’m sick right now and it made my day a lot better.
And I laughed for 5 minutes at the Depp/tiramisu declaration.
And of course, RDJ, my lover…
Cheers!
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KAISER GOT MY KEGEL MUSCLES GOIN’ KRAZY!!!
say that fast 3 times
his eerily deliciousness…body of a dancer…wears the f*ck out of a tailored suit…soul-piercing eyes that go straight down to my, ahem…
Paul Bettany.
Paul Bettany.
Paul Bettany.
be thy name of my kegel-master!
thanx kaiser…great weekend to you, too.
ahhhh.
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Don’t get the Startrek bloke but the rest are yum!
As a Brit, I don’t normally do gingers but Paul Bettany is a VERY noticeable exception – I’d definitely “do” him!
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P.S. If you think about 3½ inches flaccid is tiny, then I feel sorry for any men in your life, as that is the exact average size.
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Karl Urban was also Eomer. Lord of the Rings sluts can be just as bad as the Trekkie sluts.
I humbly request Eric Szmanda. His quirkyness and smile just charm my pants off.
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Few points:
Til comes courtesy of CB, not me. I can’t take credit for him, although I’d like to “credit” the hell out of him.
Also, when I referred to Scott Caan as “wee” I meant his whole body. His dong is larger than I expected for someone so small.
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Sorry Kaiser, I think my mind went to the gutter and I wasn’t the only one! He is pretty compact; not my type but I totally get it.
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KAISER! — you crack me up! — and the pix were a bonus
Mark Wahlberg, please!
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Thanks for finally putting DDL where he belongs!
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Fun vid of Depp behind the scenes of Rango: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDyYGBL0HKw
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My, what a stunning RDJ showcase! I could not ask for anything better, today.
Happy birthday to me!
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Mmmm Mr. Depp. The things I’d do or let him do… wow it’s hot in here all of a sudden.
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PAUL BETTANY!!!!!
*squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
Loves me some RDJ as well.
You bringing up Star Trek and Creepiness makes me long for some Zachary Quinto, though. I don’t care HOW gay he is, he’s still friggin hot.
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TGIHGF again!
Nix mix, especially with RDjr as a first course, and DDL, and Terrell, and Daniel S and all the other eye candies.
@ CB: have you ever heard TS talk anywhere on German TV? He’s so full of himself and quite the obnoxious brat.
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This was a really good hot Guy Friday.
RDJ
JGL
Cillian Murphy
Johnny Depp
Karl Urban
Some good pickings there
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CB – Thank you ! Thank you! Thank you! Johnny Depp is indeed like Tiramisu…what a dreamy & yummy description…that cover of GQ…that smile…I want my Johnny Dessert…*sigh*
edit: Anne de Vries – wow! Even as Rango, he’s so damn sexy!
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Cillian Murphy is creepy sexy; it’s the combination of the luscious lips and the serial-killer eyes
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I would love to meet him, how about you
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RDJ – can be the leading man in HGF every week. That man is aging beautifully and he always looks polished.
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RDJ and DDL are too hot to have on one thread. whew.
how about helping a girl out and having a little jeremy sisto next week?
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Kaiser – Do NOT ever second guess featuring Paul Bettany – fully agree that his is not only fucking amazingly hot, but he is the best part of every movie he’s been in. Lastly, if I could be the meat and cheese in a RDJ and Johnny Depp sandwich – my life would be complete. LOVE these men for all the reasons already mentioned. Thanks again for a great HGF!
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EXCELLENT HGF!! Well done!!!!
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As much as I loved the entire list
JOHNNY DEPP!!!! HELLLLL YA! I love that man.. Thank you Kaiser. You turned a slow day to a fantastic dreamy day.
Hmmmmmm… Mommy likey…
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Ooh, T.O. is one of my guilty pleasures. HGF should feature more athletes! I’m sure we could all come up with plenty of suggestions.
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Cillian Murphy always reminds me of the bizaro version of Tom Welling on Smallville…Just saying
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its like -10 degrees outside today, and HGF just warmed me up!! thanks
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Aaaah, RDJ, JGL, DDL. I can’t look at Daniel Sunjata w/out thinking of his character on Oz and it turns me off. And while I’m usually a fool for blondes, Scott Caan bothers me. Don’t know why…
I can’t stop thinking about Fassbender and McAvoy together, that’s been my ongoing fantasy since you first brought it up. Did I thank you for that yet? Thank you! =)
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Sigh. I need a moment. I’d love to be locked in a room with JGL for a day. God I love that man. I also wouldn’t mind a date with Paul Bettany, RDJ (who has amazing skin) Cillian (sleep? pfft -who’d want to when instead you can get it on all night long) Til or that Terrel guy.
@Kaiser re: Scott Caan – most short and or skinny guys usually are, shall we say, better than average in that department.
Edit: @Rita. LMAO. What’s your number?
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Robert Downey Jr.
Paul Bettany
Those 2 alone make this my favorite hot dong friday.
MUWAAAAAAAAAH
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Yummy yummy yummy … but that’s only for Robert … I could rock his world from sunrise to sunset every damn day!!!!! I fell hard for him in Less than Zero and then after that it was just a good movie if he was in it!!!
The rest were okay .. thank you CB for making our FRIDAY’s HOT!!!!!!
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So Cillian Murphy is supposed to give me serial killer vibes and Til Schweiger isn’t? I thought it was the other way around.
Having said that: Downey! Murphy! Depp!
Very nice selection.
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mmm.
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YAY! Cillian Murphy and Scott Caan’s dong! THAT’S how you start a weekend, y’all!
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LOVE Daniel Day Lewis!
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Paul & Johnny: Yes & yes!! Absolutely on my “Forever Dong” list!
RDJ, Daniel, Carl, and Til: The line forms to the left. (Don’t worry, hotties – I have stamina like a mo-fo!)
LOVED DDL in Last of the Mohicans. But There Will Be Blood made me want to stab myself in the eyes with a fork.
Scott, don’t be mad, but I prefer your dad!
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I may die of shock (in a good way.) No Clive or Gerard? It’s revived my hope for hot guy friday again!
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Hub-a-hub-a! Karl Urban. On behalf of all us Trekkie sluts: THANKS!
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RDJ, Joseph Gordon Levitt and Cillian Murphy. Oh man the things I’d do to them and more importantly the things I’d let them do to me.
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Sigh. I think I’ll have the Sandy Man sandwich. Bettany/Murphy. Oh yes…
I do have a thing for that colouring!
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Kayser, I love you! This is the best HGF ever.
Robert Downey Jr, Daniel Day-Lewis, Johnny Depp, nothing more to say.
I never got the fascination with Joseph Gordon-Levitt until I saw him in Mysterious Skin few months ago. To me he was just the pretty kid seen in Idon’trememberwhatmovie, and I slightly hate him in that overrated 500 days of Summer. But in that movie – Mysterious Skin – he is so good, and tragic and outstanding that I can’t help but love him.
As for Cillian Murphy I think that what I like the most about him is not his androgynous beauty but his talent and the fact that he’s a very private person.
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HOly shiz, Terrell Owens is STUNNING. That smile is insane. Also, Daniel Sunjata. Dios mios. Those eyes and those lips. And chest…arms…They both make those waifs (Bettany and Murphy) in particular, just seem irrelevant. I like RDJ and the Depp, but I can’t stop thinking about Owens and Sunjata.
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Kaiser you had me at Paul Bettany, he is hot! I dont think he is creepy at all, he looks like a laugh a minute!
And Scott Caan. I had seen his picture and few weeks ago and yes, he is blessed. My dark dirty horrible side would let him slap me around and make up for it. And yes, sadly i would accept his apology.
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Bless you for the JGL and Cillian Murphy! Damn those men are fine and talented….. Wow!
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Edit: thanks, CB!
A request: Some Edward Norton please! (his body is amazing. Plus, he’s my first celebrity crush ever.)
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You have truly outdone yourself this week. Bravo and thanks!
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2 thumbs up from another LOTR slag for Karl Urban. Yum. That man is seriously hot. Did you see him in Red playing the hero with the big gun? Put him in a nice suit and I start to drool. Can’t help it.
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That first picture of RDJ – he is looking into my soul….and my soul is thinking dirty dirty thoughts
absolutely love today’s HGF!
JGL is a sweet naughty little boy who deserves a spanking!
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He was really nice in RED
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Thank you, Kaiser & CB! Lovely choices!
I hope everyone has a great weekend!!
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My favorite HGF
RDJ, Johnny, JGL, Cillian…sigh.
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Kaiser, this was a most excellent HGF! Love every single one, with one exception…Terrell Owens. Don’t follow much sports, but from what I’ve heard, he’s kind of a jerk, which takes away from the good looks, IMO. If I’m wrong, then I apologize!
And while I agree that David Gandy is all sorts of amazing, I saw an article about another male model who is totally drool-worthy IMO. Godfrey Gao…6’4″, Taiwanese father, Malaysian mother…OMFG! Check out his Louis Vuitton ads. Yowza!!
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Love love love!
If anyone has any lingering doubts about JGL’s abilities, watch Hesher. (nat Portman is in it too, but she’s tolerable.) It was awesome.
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Cillian Murphy is scary looking. I luv RDJ
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This Post is making me act like a slut.
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BEST HGF EVER!
Thank you so much! HGF is the perk of my day and something I look forward to when I’m feeling blah about a looooooong week!
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kaiser- PLEASE! PLEASE!
alex olaughlin! PLEASE!!! shirtless if you have it!! PLEASE!!!!!
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Mmmm, very nice
Karl Urban is one of my favourite actors. His wife is a lucky lady! Terrell Owen – wow that smile (among other things) will stop traffic! And nothing but respect for R.D.Jr. – the guy is a class act.
Nice list guys!
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Am crazy for RDJ and have hunted for youtube clips of him kissing IN VAIN. Does this guy ever kiss his costars? Is there something in his contract, no tongue or something? Sigh.
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God, I love that german! he mess with my south-american [...]
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Damn ladies, very VERY well done!! I think that Cillian Murphy is seriously under rated at a hottie… I have the same love for serial killer-y guys, haha!! And Paul, & RDJ & JGL & DDL, oh my!
Y’all totally knocked it out of the park this week
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@Trashaddict – here’s a YouTube video I LOVE of a couple of his best kissing scenes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fsv2MMuuM90
There’s definitely tongue
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daniel sunjata……mmmm yummy
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Thanks Kaiser. Paul Bettany is a beautiful man!
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Paul Walker, puleeez?
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OHH, TIL!! he’s on my top 10, next to Thomas Kretschmann (please, include him some time *-*), really, this friday was not my cup of tea (except Bettany and Gordon-Lewitt), you should ALWAYS include The Fass. ALWAYS!.
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GJL looks like a lot of fun and has that old Hollywood cool appeal. Cillian Murphy looks dangerous, and that’s hot.
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I love DDL-one of my favorite movies is The Last of the Mohicans-he was so gorgeous in that . . .
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can we please please please get some Joel McHale dong!
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Great work — this is the BEST HGF ever! All of them delicious. Great pictures of RDJ. He just did not interest me until he got older. Now, wow! Same with Depp. Love him more since you mentioned fans as his “employers.” Laughed my rear off at your write up re: Cillian Murphy. Getting the same exact vibe.
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Awesome selection this week! Can’t get enough of RDJ (have loved him since “Heart and Souls”) and Karl Urban (Eomer!!).
You’ve also helped me solve a mystery. For a while I’ve been wondering who it is that JGL reminds me of, and thanks to your photos this week, I think I’ve figured it out: Heath Ledger! Am I the only one who thinks there’s a resemblance?
Belated thanks for Simon Pegg and Arnold Vosloo!
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Awesome HGF!!! Feel free to include dong anytime!!
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Thanks for all the great pics! And you included one of the guys from my favorite TV show this year: da-da-da-da-daaaa-daaa-da-da-da-da-daaaaa__The theme song from Hawaii Five-O. The four cast members work great together; very believable and terrific actors. The three guys are tres buff…sooooo great to look at!
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DDL does it for me, whoa.
I just can’t help it, but I am viscerally not drawn to so many of these model looking or pretty faced boys. It’s like owning a barbie.
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I think you guys should totally feature Gilles Marini next!
He was the showering guy in Sex and the City and recently he was on Castle with previous HGF Nathan Fillion playing a magician with the most amazing face. Totally hot and I love my Euro Men and he’s a mix of Greek and Italian 
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If you would become short of hot men..here is one hotttieee:Elliot Cowan..He even played Mr Darcy;o)
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I was bummed to have missed HGF on Friday but what a great way to spend a Sunday AM while the old man is watching the talking heads. I’m sure he will appreciate it later…
Anyone remembre CDAN’s Full Frontal Fridays? Does Enty still do that? Gotta get back o’er there…
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Joseph Gordon Levitt AND Daniel Sunjata?
I have such a she-boner right now.
And Robert Downey Junior…though the banner pic of him is kinda makeup-ey, he was my first sexual crush
(not first crush ever, though—that particular role was split between Bruce Springsteen and Chachi from Happy Days)
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Another great one! I like RDJ but he doesn’t usually do much for me hot guy wise, but…maybe I’m changing my mind.
How about Scott’s H50 costars too?
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R. D. J.
MY forever dong. Loved him since Less Than Zero- god, he just keeps getting better and better. Scrumptious.
Thank you, thank you, thank you for the bed picture… I gasped aloud at that one. I’d get a poster for my bedroom, but I think my hubby might be jealous.
Gorgeous is an undestatement. Delicious, delectable, divine.
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Daniel Day Lewis. Completely underrated as an actor. He is indeed a chameleon. “Unbearable Lightness of Being” is one of my all time fav movies of his. He has an amazing bone structure much like Johnny Depp has.
Depp seems so humble and unaffected by fame and being a sex symbol. That is why I like him so much.
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Great post Kaiser! I love Robert Downey Jr. What a great way to start off this post. May I request some David Thewlis, Keifer Sutherland, and Alan Rickman pics? I’ve been visiting this site for a while now, and this is my first time posting. The writers of this site do a fabulous job on your stories, keep it up!
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Daniel Sunjata. *droooooooooool* (Mouse, I don’t think he was ever on Oz…)
Scott Caan is totally my shamef*ck. If you saw him on Hawaii Five-O, I think you’d get it. He’s just adorable. I don’t care if he’s little. He can be my little Pocket Rocket.
That Til guy is HOT! You guys definitely outdid yourself on this one. It was lovely.
LMAO @ Rita. I’d totes call you, darlin’.
Mary Jane – They don’t do FFF on CDAN anymore. But the old ones are in the archives!
I second the Paul Walker request. And I would like to request Chris Meloni. Preferably shirtless. Or pantsless. Whichever.
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Love love love the RDJ pictures! The things I would do to that man… le sigh…
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i actually think simon pegg is kind of hottt –
just saying.
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Mmmm… Karl Urban. He’s on my List of celebrities that I’m allowed to cheat with. My BF didn’t know why I was so eager to see RED until I spent the whole time in the theater w/ glazed eyes checking out Karl’s hotness!
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I LOVE THIS NEW FORMAT.
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I’m late to the party, but YUMMY yummy yummy yummy yum yum!
Since we’re throwing football players in the mix how about a little TIM TEBOW (my go-to fantasy man, along w/ Gerry) or Cam Newton (best smile!)!
Love it as always, keep it up!
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James Holt – squeeeee!!
(“And in between, he does movies.” LOL.)
Kimble, you can think of the divine Urban man as Lord Vaaako, if that helps.
(Riddick.)
RDJ and Johnny will be sexy till after they’re dead.
Keyser, it’s the Australian Open right now, and I haven’t harassed you since the US Open in September – can we have some Roger and Rafa? Pleeeaaaase?
*g*
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