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From The Desk of Monica Bellucci:
Hello, darlings! My dear friend Clive Owen said I should drop you a line this week for your inaugural Hot Girl Friday. You have given me so much pleasure by making me your headlining Hot Lady, naughty girls. Italian biscuits for everybody!
I sincerely hope you enjoy these ladies as much as I do. I like to imagine them engaging in a ménage à trois with myself and my lover, Vincent Cassel. Perhaps there is a whip involved. Perhaps there is only whipped cream and strawberries. Perhaps…
I hope you don’t think it’s dreadfully un-feminist to spend a little time ogling hot biscuits the same way we ogle hot dongs every other week. Life is to be embraced, and who says we can’t appreciate beautiful women the same way we appreciate beautiful men? Now, since I’m not as well-versed in these spectacular biscuit-and-dongathons as Clive seems to be, I will only say that this is a test – if it goes well, I will hopefully be writing you more letters and I will go in greater detail about that time I spent the night with Clive and his very tipsy wife. I do think poor Clive felt he was being ignored. It was a lovely evening.
Ciao,
Monica
Rachel Weisz. I love Rachel. I think she’s a wonderful actress and a stunningly beautiful woman. Now, I used to think she was kind of overrated, but the tipping point for me was her Oscar-winning role in a completely underrated film, The Constant Gardener. She barely wore any makeup, and she had one of the most memorable pregnant nude scenes in film history. Basically, after that, I thought she was hardcore and I loved it. CB thinks that my love for Rachel means that I’m hot for mega-bitches, though. Sure. I’ll own that.
Sofia Vergara. I mean… everybody wants to motorboat her, right? She’s magnificent. Physically, she’s absolutely gorgeous with that killer body, and then to top it off, she’s self-aware and hilarious. For a special treat, I’m adding an older appearance she did on Jay Leno’s show (or Sofia calls him, “Hay”). She was the second guest… the first guest was Gerard Butler, and they had already met before Leno. It was hilarious.
Angelina Jolie. Yeah, I would. I know many of you hate her, and I know many of you would hit it as well. So sue me, I have a type. Dark-haired busty bitches. There are worse things. Enjoy.
Aishwarya Rai. You knew I’d have to include her, right? Aishwarya Rai is one of Indian’s biggest (and hottest) exports, although most of her career has been spent in Bollywood films. While I’m not exactly “hot” for her, I’ve seen her in interviews, and I find her personality adorable. She seems like a sweetheart. And yes, she’s unbelievably gorgeous.
Katie Cassidy (By CB) This gorgeous 24 year-old made the short-lived and generally awful Melrose Place reboot watchable, and that’s really saying something. Cassidy can act her ass off, and she’s got the bitch role down with enough vulnerability to add nuance to her character. Unfortunately she sometimes dresses like she could use a good stylist, but when she’s dressed well she’s flawless. She’s on Gossip Girl now and I sense a long career for this one.
Emily Blunt (By CB) The new Mrs. John Krasinski just exudes casual confidence, even when she’s dressed completely fug, which is often. She’s lovely and talented and Krasinski is a lucky man. With dark or light hair, she’s beautiful. She’s like the hot funny friend you end up making out with after a few drinks. Not that that’s ever happened to me.
Taraji P Henson (By CB) When Taraji was getting all that press in 2009 for her Oscar nomination for Benjamin Button I was like “wow, she’s hot,” and it wasn’t like she was trying much either. This woman is surely sexy when she rolls out of bed, and when she puts on a stylish dress and some amazing shoes she takes it to another level. She almost always gets it right, she changes her hairstyle frequently and she’s fashion-forward without taking it too far. We haven’t seen much of her lately and I’d really like that to change.
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Uma Thurman (By CB) I remember when statuesque Uma was the woman every man wanted and every woman wanted to be. It wasn’t that long ago, and she remains one of the sexiest women in Hollywood. I love how she hasn’t clung to some past ideal and has just gone about her business, being Uma, staying eccentric and remaining naturally gorgeous.
Heidi Klum (By CB) Say what you will about Heidi – she has mom hair, her fashion can be atrocious, and she has a tendency to be everywhere – she’s just very comfortable with herself and she owns her sexuality. Her boobs are natural, she’s got legs that go on forever, and for a hugely popular supermodel/personality, she’s very down to earth. Plus she strikes me as a bossy bitch in the bedroom. I love that.
Emma Thompson. What can you even say about Emma Thompson? She’s magnificent. She’s brilliant. She’s hilarious. She’s self-deprecating. She’s obscenely talented, as a writer and as an actress. And she’s beautiful. I love that she isn’t jacking her face with Botox. I love that she is without ego, and will gladly put on wigs and moles and fake noses and horrible makeup for Nanny McPhee. I love her activism. I love her husband. I love her daughter Gaia. It’s just… love. I would marry her in a heartbeat. And something tells me that if she ever sees this, she would absolutely love being our Hot Biscuit Dessert.
Photos courtesy of Fame, WENN, the Los Angeles Times, and the domestic and international additions of Vogue, GQ, Esquire, Allure, FHM, Maxim and Vanity Fair.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Hot Girl Friday
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LOVE that you did the girls! LOVE IT!
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Oh, The Jolie…I feel like she would totally make me her bitch, but I still would.
@ Kaiser: did you think she had a great chemistry with Paul Bettany in The Tourist too? Especially that scene he approaches her from behind? Anyway, loved him and now I’m angry with myself because I’ll have to catch up with the movies I haven’t seen because I didn’t care about him.
P.S.: Love Rachel Weisz too. And she’s amazing in The Constant Gardener (both her acting and looks).
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this was done obviously to kill me! all this heart-pumping and jaw-dropping must be 2 per cent of how it feels to be a man! Gawd! CALIENTE, CALIENTE!
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Dark haired and busty is my type too.
Great selections except for Uma. I think she looks like a man. Never saw her appeal at all.
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Emma Thompson. Love her so much.
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Eve – Honestly, I thought Paul Bettany was the best part of The Tourist. He’s worth the price of admission. He was so sexy and silly and funny.
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Monica Bellucci – fantastic choice. Gorgeous, gorgeous woman.
You know who’s missing, though? Catherine Zeta Jones, in her Zorro days… yow…
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poor devilgirl. looking forward to men only to see WOMEN! sniff sniff! LOL!
well, i love this! does that make me gay?
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Nice spread Kaiser…well, you know what I mean. I think the reason I’ve never had the inclination to go motor-boating or fly labia-kites is because of the trauma of being kissed by a girl when I was seven. I didn’t understand it at all so I made friends with the Easy Bake Oven bitch and I’ve had real issues ever since.
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Dark-haired busty bitches – HELL YES!!!
My type too! *drools*
Thank you Kaiser and CB, and let’s do this again someday!
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“NO” to Sophia (she irritates me); Angelina (no further comments will be issued); and that blonde 90210 re-boot.
A life-changing “YES!” to Monica, Rachel, Aishwarya, and Emma.
To the rest: meh.
LOVED The Constant Gardener.
@ Eve – Try watching Legion and Inkheart.
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I seriously did not mind the HGF (women edition) they are all gorgeous, but I wanna get my HGF (men edition), come on Kaiser you have us in suspense whole week.
It is my espresso on a friday.
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@ Kaiser:
There should have been more scenes with him and Jolie, don’t you think? I think his Acheson had a crush on Elise.
Although I did enjoy her scenes with Depp — loved their kisses and I sincerely disagree with the whole “no chemistry” claims…there’s a reason they acted that way (a little awkward sometimes) but that would be a spoiler (I know, I know…not the greatest twist ever but it surprised me a little bit). I thought The Tourist was a lighthearted, harmless movie — and I think I needed something like that for a change.
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Love it! More please!
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I love you have “older” women in there, they have so much more sex appeal than the 20 year olds of today. They have their own look, not all long blonde busted weaves, with fake boobs, botox and pencil thin figures.
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hail to the m*thaf*cking queen!
my ETERNAL girlcrush for the past 15 years!!!
MONICA.
F*CKIN.
BELLUCI.
BITCHEZ!
she always & forever will remain:
‘my lesbian wife from another life, in an alternate universe.’
dammit.
*le sigh*
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i love Taraji!
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As a real woman I would rather not see photoshopped women who are already gorgeous anyway. It makes my Friday depressing.
Bring back the MEN!
Edit: For all the lady-loving ladies out there I grudgingly admit y’all might need something too, but at least do both men and women! Specifically Gerard Butler. Hey, sometimes he has moobs so maybe he could go in both categories. ;p
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@Kaiser, agree with your first few picks. Can I suggest a vintage hot girl Friday? My suggestions are Bettie Page, Jayne Mansfield and Raquel Welch (circa One Million Years B.C.) Although I wasn’t alive when these women were at their peak, I appreciate the “old Hollywood glamour,” particularly because it was before the time of Botox and over-the-top plastic surgery. A time when there were more realistic expectations for women.
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love, love Rachel and Monica! but Jolie is like DIAMONDS. she’s FOREVER!
color me yours, honey!
lol! i havta get offa here!
OMG! THIS THREAD IS AWESOME!
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@LT I agree, although I love to see pretty women in what they wear and how clothes fit them well and hair and makeup, all that good stuff..
I’m not attracted.
I miss the men. Gorgeous hard as rock, oiled up men.
Luv ya Kaiser and Celebitchy anyway..
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TGIHGF again!
La Bella Monica, grazie! And Emma and Aish, Taraji and Rachel and all the others! Good choices!
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These pictures are definitely racy… all the boobage! Excellent choices all around, who doesn’t love a dark haired busty bitch (maybe I’m biased since I’m one too…)
Love Rachel Weisz… she’s on my boyfriend’s “list” and I wouldn’t be opposed to joining in on that.
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@Megan; i think it’s telling on women who can admit an actually attractive women is attractive that they are confident in themselves and generally, give credit were it is due in life.
not to worry, Kaiser’ll bring him back next week!
anyway, i don’t miss Clive. hehe! not my cup o’ tea. i’m straight but i generally don’t drool over men till i know if they’re circumcized or not.
OMG! Aishawarya! *squeals*
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Monica Bellucci and Sofia Vergara – WOW.
That clip with Sofia is hilarious. I love her body type, healthy, curvy, woman.
I LOVE HGirlF!! What a great idea!
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Rachel Weisz!!!!!!!
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This Bi girl heartily approves. Thanks Celebitchy.
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My husband always says I look like a young Rachel Weisz… I love her!
Please do my girl crushes Emma Watson, Emmy Rossum and Rachel McAdams next time? pretty please?
I’d be happy with a little Kiera Knightley too.
Love it!
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Rachel & Emma=The Best! Great way to stir things up for us! Thank you girls for putting this together!
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yes…i was so excited i forgot to say thanks, too.
THANK YOU KAISER!
you deserve a statue in your honor!
Hot Girl Friday is a definite keeper.
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Awesomeness
I request Leighton Meester.
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@LT & Johnny Depp’s Girl – I agree with you.
I’m just not feeling it…
Plus, regularly reading the stories here, I already have a pretty good idea of which ladies are gonna be regulars and which will probably never make it.
I miss the guys … *sigh*
But still love coming here
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who the hell is katie cassidy and why is she on this list? all the other ladies are great picks.
glad you included emma thompson, who i think is a natural clown and therefore tends to be goofy in photos, but is actually very lovely when she is in a quiet photo. i think her face is really interesting because it is always moving – maybe she’s one of the few who can actually still move her face, LOL.
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I’m not sure about this..but I would love to see Helen Mirren.
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Ooh,I second Ben – would also love some Leighton Meester!
And could we one day have a Vintage HGF? Vivien Leigh, Hedy Lamarr, Betty Davis… classic style.
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@Eleonor: I was just coming back to say that! Helen Mirren
Christy Turlington.
I used to be in awe of Tyra Banks’ body BUT then I started to hear her speak and her personality. Omg. What a narcissistic freak she’s become.
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Love hot girl Friday!!! Am into guys but can appreciate a beautiful sexy female too,think some people are less straight than others!!! love it Kaiser,
oh and Angie, what can I say, she’s always my forever girl crush
Oh hows about krystin ritter? She is totally hot and sexy and quirky, pls pls pls next time
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@ Eve – Try watching Legion and Inkheart.
@ The Original Bellaluna:
Yes, I’ve already checked his IMDb page and there are tons of films I must watch including the ones you mentioned.
I really want to see The Reckoning because it also features Willem Dafoe and Vincent Cassel.
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Lovely ladies. Nothing like ogling at physical beauty, be it male or female. But just like with the men, I love when we see faces with some character on them, people who own their age and look fantastic anyway. Best example: Emma Thompson. She just rocks, I absolutely love her.
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Oh my god Emma Thompson is the one actress I truly look up to and hope to be as an older lady (not old haha)
loved it! nice and refreshing since most of HGF is repeats anyway!
love analyzing beautiful women and not in a harsh way.
i’m just surprised there was no helena bonham carter!!
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Meh
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And Dita Von Teese, I love her, and her style.
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Ok, I have to admit that I’ve been reading your blog for quite some time, so basically I am a fan. However, I have never posted a comment, even though HGF makes me very emotional sometimes (!)
I would like to compliment you, the writers/bloggers. You seem to be the best gossip-columnist out there: intelligent, witty, great sense of humor (some of your comments are pure gems), fair, non-judgmental.
Most important, what a great taste!!! Or may be we just have the same preferences!?
Emma Thompson very unconventional, but absolutely BRILLIANT!!! Bravo!
Taraji, Rachel and Angelina are gorgeous and seem to be very strong-willed and intelligent. Sofia is adorable. “Busty brunets”, that’s a good way to put it, but seems like you prefer ladies who know what they want, who are professional and respectful, yet demand the same in return.
Monica Bellucci, in my opinion, is the most beautiful and classy lady in the entertainment industry, worldwide. Number one, period!
May I also suggest,Juliette Binoche, Susan Sarandon, Sigourney Weaver, Charlize Theron, Julie Delpy (love her)?
And for the HGF, with all due respect to John Hamm (gorgeous), and Gerard Butler (well, he is ok; something is missing though in my opinion, GED?!). Jeremy Renner is an awesome choice, what a character! Anyway, how about Russell Crow, Jack Nicholson, Gary Oldman, James Hetfield (Metallica)? I know, their best years/prime time are behind, but may be even a decade earlier they were totally gorgeous, the charisma is just undeniable.
It’s a long comment, I know, but thank you again for the entertainment. Escapism can be smart after all!
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Love Emma Thompson, Aishwarya Rai, Taraji P Henson, Uma Thurman. Who are, incidentally, the women NOT striking the silly “Look at me I’m mostly naked AND feeling up my bewbs in the name of sexiness! W00t!” pose.
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I’m straight and even I would have to re-think being stuck on a desert island with Rachel and/or Emma. Or even in a dark closet.
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Um. Dudes plz. Kthanks.
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@Rita. Bwahahahaha. Way to make me choke on my rice there lady.
Monica, Rachel, Angelina, Emma. Love ‘em!
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And some Alyssa Milano, please…
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Lol that Gerald is is still on the list! Anyhoo…loved it.
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Ooh, you have great taste in ladies – I approve!
Aishwarya Rai – most beautiful woman ever I think. And I’m loving Monica and Sofia too.
That picture of Rachel Weisz with the snake? Phew – fans self!
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I applaude you for HGF! Go Monica Bellucci! Who knew I had a girl type too!
Not too crazy about The Jolie or Katie Cassidy.
Aishwarya Rai: beautiful, yes. But weak in personality. I have watched her interview and cringe at her coyness (?sp) and fake giggling. I like my women confident and strong – Sophia Loren.
I hope there is a man version soon. Need my Friday fix!!!!!My Pierce Brosnan! Starring in my fantasies since I discovered Remington Steel. Le sigh!
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as a lady lovin lady (and the odd man lovin lady) thanks for hot girl friday!! i would like to request Shay Mitchell and Troian Bellisario of pretty little liars fame for the next HgirlF!!
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On my list Monica B. is always first, then Angelina J.
Like them all here
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Mmmmmmmmmonica. Yum. Jolie forever.
Bettany – OMG Chaucer, in A Knight’s Tale. Funny AND nekkid. s’all I’m sayin’.
Lovin’ HGF, no matter which ‘G’. Thanks Kaiser!
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No Christina Hendricks?
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@ #12
I want my HGuyF fix 2.
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Excellent idea and well executed, ladies! Since we also had a little Mila K. today I’m a very happy lady. This was great!
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Oh thanks, JUST what I need to make me feel even more like a fat cow. ;p
But seriously, pretty girls! How about Sarah Shahi in the future, or Mila Kunis?
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I miss Hot GUY Friday! Every day is Hot Girl Day…what can’t we just have 1 day dedicated to the Hot Guys. Also – the commentary on HGF is too funny…sniff…
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This was rocking my world until you put in Heidi Klum. She is so cheesy and lame to me. I saw that video where she was talking to her breasts and she was so gross.
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Karin you are absolutely correct… I need my nice sweaty ab-filled screen to pop up just reaking of Hot Guys and their dongs…Kaiser help us.
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I was definitely expecting Mila Kunis… give her Katie Cassidy’s spot! I can’t help but dislike her because of the two narcissistic women she’s played, but I suppose that makes her a good actress.
And I’m so glad you have Angie on here. I thought it might be too obvious, but she is a classic. No one will ever be as drop-dead beautiful as her. And that body! And that voice…
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Okay, I’m not surprised to see Vergara here for hot lady friday, but can you give it a rest on her already? Seriously, in every other post she’s mentioned. No joke.
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Why not a compromise…have a Beautiful people friday? 5 girls and 5 guys??
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As always, thanks Kaiser and CB for your time and effort.
Love all the ladies (esp. Emma!)
But it’s a cold, snowy Friday here in Texas and I miss all of the Hot Guys to warm me up!
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A lot of the women mentioned as suggestions Kaiser and I talked about – Susan Sarandon and Helen Mirren especially. I’m sorry for Katie Cassidy if a lot of you don’t know her but the girl just slayed me in Melrose Place she was such a solid actress and so sure of herself. I know she’s not well known but I think she should be. I have not seen her on Gossip Girl.
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Katie Cassidy – that was a JOKE?
When I saw her on GG, I thought she was playing the ‘not pretty girl’ role and almost stopped watching because her face abd expressions were just unbearable, really. Probably in the bottom 5% of the least attractive celebrities ever.
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Love most of them. Dark-haired busty bitches rock and I like that as other posters have said that they are actual women and not Audrina Patridge types. Gag. As an 80% ish hetero girl I do miss HGF Dude Edition though. Lenny Kravitz and Matt Damon are the only two guys that Mr. Aviatrix and I can agree on. I’m loving Emily Blunt more all of the time, and Mila Kunis is missing from this HGF Ladies Edition!
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Nice job ladies… The only thing that was funny is that you have curvaceous Vergara against the flat-buns-inked Joli.
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I had the unbelievable good fortune of meeting Emma Thomson once, and she could not be a nicer person. She was absolutely lovely, radiant and genuinely flattered that a little American girl was falling all over herself to shake her hand.
As for the Jolie, I find skinny-mother-of-the-year Jolie boring. 7 years, 15 pounds and a knife collection ago, heck yeah.
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well, well, well.
and here it is. hot girl friday.
i was skeptical, but some VERY nice choices you made.
first, great you started this whole thing with monica. stunning beauty.
angelina jolie – i would always do her (and feeling terribly ugly while doing so)
uma thurman and emma thompson. nice.
girls that i suggest:
Pink
Ellen Page
Ellen Degeneres
Susan Sarandon
Hellen Mirren
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Meh to HGF though if I must look again, I agree with the “vintage” beauties, Sophia, Ava, and even Bette being highlighted.
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Hmmm … I would let Angelina Jolie and Rachel Weiz and Monicca Bellucci do bad bad things to me in a heart beat. Hey my type is dark haired busty bitches too … Emily Blunt I feel like I’d have to have a long term beautiful relationship with that end in some dramatic scene in Paris.
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Ooooooooh, can I request more of these? Very nice choices.
Would love some Sophia Bush.
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This was fun and a good first list. If you do it again, please please please put Julianne Moore. She makes my toes curl.
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yes all of these woman are beautiful,but i prefer hot guy friday.
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I prefer my guys, but I can deal for a week!
CB I have to say Katie Cassidy was on Supernatural and in the Nightmare on Elm Street remake and she is fantastic!!! I love that she seems so natural with every role she does. I agree that she needs to be known.
Kaiser if I had a type I would be dark and busty too…. But Jolie? Really? I can look past Billy Bob, but the whole brother kiss thing….. Can not get that disgusting image out of my head….. AAAHHHH!!!!!!!
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Also, Drew Barrymore is a cutie and beauty (albeit a tad annoying).
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yeah… about half of these are pretty bad…
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well thats an interesting change
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What a surprise! (Would rather have Hot Guy Friday to keep me warm on this uber cold and super snowy week…but I guess I’ll manage.)
That Katie Cassidy sure was genetically blessed by her daddy and granddad!
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OMG I can’t believe we have hot girl friday!!!!
Thank you!
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I’d suggest:
Marion Cotillard
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I can’t believe all the hate for Katie Cassidy. I like her.
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Just cause you think a woman is gorgeous or makes you say good God doesn’t mean you’re a lesbian. Women are works of art when they have external looks and serious swag. I’m loving these choices.
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The ladies are pretty, but I prefer the guys. To say I’m disappointed is a bit of an understatement. I did stop and watch the clip with Gerry in it. Thanks for that, anyway.
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Aishwarya Rai is sweet-pretty, not hot-pretty.
Heidi Klum is trying too hard to look hot and not succeeding.
Uma Thurman? She kicked some serious ass in Kill Bill but beyond that, I dunno…
Co-sign on all the rest.
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I’ve been refreshing all afternoon think you were just teasing and sooner or later a hGuyfriday post would be there to ease this painful friday afternoon….
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First of all – there were a LOT more negative reactions than I expected! Bummer, because today I realized that while I <3 dong – I REALLY enjoy looking at pretty people, regardless of gender.
Second – OMG THIS WAS FUN. Do it again!? MORE PLEASE?!
Third – I took notes while reading the posts and the comments.
Fourth – REQUESTS! Which is even MORE fun because there’s a whole OTHER population to draw from. I’M EXICTED!! EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!11!!
- Mila Kunis
- Christina Hendricks. I belong to her.
- Milla Jovovich
- Cate Blanchett
- Tina Fey
- Susan Sarandon (for my husband)
- Helen Mirren (I saw a bunch of requests for her)
- I second (or 3rd, or 4th) the request for vintage HLF
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No Mila? Maybe next time?
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Kaiser, Thank You, being a lady the loves the ladies, this made my day. Muuwaa. And there was a Angie pic, I’ve never seen befor.
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Monica all the way
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WTF is this? I see enough ‘Hot Girls’ in every other damn movie and advertisement I’m innundated with every moment of the day. Celebitchy was the one place where the tables were turned. Lame.
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Such beautiful women! Lovin the Emma !!! Because of relationship BS with Jolie sometimes I forget how truly lovely she photographs,, Damn!
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Thanks so much for doing hot women features as well! Please do keep it up =D
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I liked this post but as a straight woman – BRING BACK HGuyF! I miss the testostrone!
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Thanks so much! This was fun, and I second the request for Christina Hendricks (FAVORITE).
Kaiser, you and I must be the same person inside, because we almost always have the same favorite men, and I, too, am into “busty, brunette bitches”, LOL!
Other hot lady requests: Tilda Swinton (weird! but hot!), Kate Winslet, Cate Blanchett, Michelle Yeoh…
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Kaiser, if we do another HGF, can you add Soledad O’brian, and Mila.
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I love it!
I also love how all of us want to fight over Monica. Ha!
I’m not a real huge Angelina fan, but chick is gorgeous. I’ve got to give her that.
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No HGF makes Anguishedcorn very, very anguished.
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I thought Sophia was a little poor man’s Monica but maybe not, I’ve never seen her ass in that light before.
Wow, some of those photos were amazing and while I’m not promoting the over-sexualisation of women, from these pictures I can say this… No matter how hot a guy looks/is/whatever, he’ll never ever be able to look as good as a beautiful female form.
But apart from that, I’m looking forward to seeing the guys back next week.
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I love it!!! I agree with all of these choices, which i don’t always with the dudes. so apparently i’m more gay than i expected. And i can live with that.
I agree get Mila Kunis on there stat. loved her since 70s show
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The women are beautiful and a much needed diversion (for just a moment). Thanks for including them.
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I like your brunette choices. My type too. Not so into your chosen blondes, though I want to be best friends with Uma Thurman.
Taraji reminds me of that Seinfeld “two-face” girlfriend. The one who looked gorgeous in one light and horrible in another…
Padma Lakshmi request for the next one, here.
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I agree with the Mila nominations! Monica, Angelina and Uma are my favs. My bf and I were laughing a bit back about how it’s her role in the Matrix trilogy was strictly to steal the scene with her boobs, which she did with gusto.
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BRAVO! BRAVO!
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I can’t deal with the bitching. If you’re that hard up for hot dudes, go hit up google images or something. Geez. One week of indulging the many lady lovers/appreciators and you whine like this? That’s just mean and kind of bratty.
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If you ever do a vintage Hot Girl Friday, put Ava Gardner at the top of the list.
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Those are some gorgeous babes!!! This was a great idea!
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They are all gorgeous…and yes yes..probably a couple of us would have an affair, one night stand or a sexy flirt with ANY of them… but I LIVE FOR DONG!
So please Kaiser…
mmmm…
you can mixed them every week or something!
But please dont leave us without our weekly dong dessert
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I might get some boos for this because she by no means a classic beauty, but Rachel Maddow is super freaking hot. She is so smart (PhD. Rhodes Scholar) and confident and funny and I just adore her. Brainiacs are super sexy and she has the best taste in glasses. She is kind of like a female Jon Stewart.
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Our tastes are simpatico so yay on most selections. If you do some “by-the-era” LBC’s, please include Kate Bush. Dark, naturally busty, supremely intelligent and talented. Just our type, n’est-ce pas?
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monica is the best choice .
but i think that there is many names don’t exist and i suggest it like vanessa williams ,catherin zeta jones,jennifer aniston,michel pfeifer,and others .
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@buckley–
Oh yes! Marion Cotillard
Though no pregnant pics please. That would kill my she-boner.
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Love HGirlF, but apart from Emma and maybe Rachel those ladies are not really doing it for me. Especially A. Ray and that blond chick.
Would love to see Peta Wilson (La Femme Nikita), Ziva David, Erykah Badu, Gina Gershon, Yvonne Strahovski…
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These pics are a great reminder of when Angelina Jolie is sexy– when she looks naughty and like she’s having a lot of fun. The black and white pic where she’s biting her lip and looking back over her shoulder is hot and vintage Angelina. She really, REALLY needs to ditch the ice princess Mom look. It’s not sexy and she looks completely un-fun.
Heidi Klum? Hmm, maybe 10 years ago in the VS days.
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I don’t know about the Cassidy-chick but on the others I fully agree… They are hot!
Ok… Heidi is not my cup of tea, but she is hot anyway.
The Constant Gardener was also when I realized how great Rachel Weisz is! (I only knew her from The Mummy before …)
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Fantastic!
Monica is the epitome of a beautiful, sensual woman. She tops my list and glad to see she made it as headliner.
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I forgot that I liked biscuit. Dayum.
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Nice change of pace. Everyone loves boobs: gay, straight, man, woman. Yay.
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Heidi Klum is just so gorgeous, it isn’t fair.
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Needs more Freida Pinto too.
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Wow!!!I don’t know where to start.
First of all Vincent is not worthy of Monica.
Her breasts have changed sizes many times over the years.I wonder how many times she added-removed her implants?
Sofia Vergara is the ultimate Femme Fatale but she’s not photogenic at all!She looks amazing on Tv.
Angelina is my all time favorite,I adore this woman!!
I’d become a lesbian in a minute for her!
After seeing these photos I’m sure that she fixed her bottom lip,it’s much smaller now.
Uma Therman is either very beautiful or very ugly.I don’t know how she does it.
Kate Cassidy has very long legs.I didn’t like her on Gossip Girl.
Emma Thomson??Really???
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. . .
Um. . .
So that would be a “No” for Aaron Rodgers, then?
As a long time Celebitchy commenter, and I’m really, really disappointed.
(Also, I had a really, really long day at work [+5 hours on the phone with tech support] , and I’m just checking in to get a Green and Gold sex charge before my second job. Really, really disappointed.)
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Second comment – wow, just re-looking at the Angie J pics…wow, wow, wow – I would never ever ever ever say no
god that woman is stunningly beautiful and wickedly dark and bad and wow, in another universe…
Anyhows Kaiser, again thanks so much for hot girl fri, loving it, & pls do it again, ignore the few who don’t appreciate the female form, they really should open their eyes (and minds) more
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Changing it up on us Kaiser?
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Perfection!
Love the write up
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Monica and Rachel I would totally roll in the hay with, yea I’m straight but damn!
Wait no Penelope Cruz, Salma Hayek, or Scarjo?
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I was thinking that nobody could be more beautiful than Monica and then you posted Rachel’s pics! My God, this woman is stunning, how I wish I look like her, life is unfair.
And I was also thinking that Monica and Clive would be a very hot couple… forgive me Vincent.
I love the tattoos AJ has on her back, I’d gladly love to have them tattoed on my body but copying other’s tattoo is something I don’t really like.
Aishwarya Rai is TOO perfect for being likeable, don’t know if you get what I mean… Doing a bad comparison she’s like whipped cream: you can eat it in moderation, because on the other hand it is nauseous.
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This is fantastic. Strong, beautiful women.
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They are all beautiful but Rachel is #1 for me. She is absolutely stunning. And talented.
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@ Louise (# 55):
Bettany – OMG Chaucer, in A Knight’s Tale. Funny AND nekkid. s’all I’m sayin’.
Did I read “nekkid”????? o_O
Ok, this one will jump to the top of the list of movies I have to watch — and, oh dear…I saw many times on TV when it was about to start and thought to myself “Meh, Purefoy only shows up for a short time so there’s nothing else worth watching” so I always ended up not watching it anyway. Bitch slap me now because I deserve it.
@ MarenGermany:
angelina jolie – i would always do her (and feeling terribly ugly while doing so)
Yeah, me too. Hey, you’re the one who loves Benicio Del Toro (too), right? I think I remember reading about that on a HGF post. Can you imagine a threesome with him and The Jolie?
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Heidi Klum. DONE. Eternally hot and such a sweetheart — smart and funny to boot.
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After all these years Angelina still takes my breath away with her beauty.
I forget how god damn sexy she is when I see her as a Mum.
Dom’t get me wrong, Mums are sexy but I don’t see it when she is in pics with her kids. I just see a loving Mumma.
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I agree with Wresa, “WTF is this? I see enough ‘Hot Girls’ in every other damn movie and advertisement I’m innundated with every moment of the day. Celebitchy was the one place where the tables were turned. Lame.”
We are inundated with hot girls every single day. I do like looking at pretty women, but the point is, I could go ANYWHERE else to browse. Anytime I look up hot guys, it’s usually pictures of young gentlemen engaged in intercourse with other young gentlemen. It’s great, but it doesn’t turn me on. Bring back the fellas!
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Angelina was so incredibly beautiful back in the day. like I’ve watched old interviews and just thought how the f*** can you look that beautiful. i think it comes across more in motion.
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Jolie is definately the #1 girl crush
All the ladies are lovely except for Katie (she’s ok) but Sofia? Really? She’s very annoying, if you wanted to post a hot latina with an accent Roselyn Sanchez or Salma Hayek would have been a hotter choice
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I actually was very disapointed there was no HGF until I opened this and realized that these ladies are hot!! But I am thinking this could be a once a month (or every other month) kind of thing since I am always in need of some Ildris and Clive. My recommendations would be Ava Gardner, Lena Horne, and Isabella Adjani…
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Thumbs way up for the change up!
Vintage? Marilyn.
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Kaiser, I love you. This post is SEXY, as opposed to trashy or cute or pretty or contrived… it’s STRAIGHT UP SEXY. THANK YOU THANK YOU
And I thought I was a 100% straight woman… !!
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I didn’t know much about Sophia V before but that clip was great! I see why she’s so popular. And Uma Thurman in her heyday was stunning! Monica B has always been smoking.
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Two words: Carey Mulligan.
Some Anne Hathaway would be cute too. I love the awkward girls something fierce.
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mmmmmmmMonica! She is BEAUTIFUL!
how about some Gemma Atterton!
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Mila Kunis & Cate Blanchett, please!
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I kind of like HGF XX edition. Good choices for the first one. I wouldn’t mind if it was a recurring thing.
I love Katie Cassidy. She is an amazing actress (in everything I’ve seen her in), and is really cute. I don’t tend to love the super-skinny look, but I do like her a lot.
My request for the next HGF XX edition is Archie Panjabi. She is gorgeous and she is great on The Good Wife. Love her.
And of course, Michael Pitt for the next HGF XY edition.
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After that vile movie and most disgusting rape scene in “Irreversible” I can’t even look at her, she is so gross there. Sometimes actors should just say “no” and no, not everything is art just because it has a script and a guy behind a camera.
she should just retire, she looks old and spent.
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I’ve been accusing you of sexism with your Hot Guy Fridays – now you’ve done it right! Well done!!
BTW Emma Thompson comes to our Critics’ Circle Awards every year in London, and she looks so amazing in person. I love the shot with the beer and pig.
Uma, whom I’ve interviewed a couple of times, is the kindest person. Vincent Cassel is amazing too, and his English is ace. (Never used that interview, alas.)
Taraji P Henson is also related to the man who really discovered the North Pole, the amazing Matthew Henson. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Henson There’s a film in his life story!
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My Friday has been ruined!
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Heidi Klum’s leg ” natural”? Ahem, ahem…maybe or maybe not
http://www.fashionmodeldirectory.com/news/Model+News/heidi-klum-lies-about-plastic-surgery.htm
Anyway, sure it is a VERY good boob job.
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If i played for the other team, I’d too have a type: brunette.
Please add Mila, Penelope Cruz, Jennifer Connelly, and Emmanuelle Chiriqui.
And for Hot Girl Vintage, the classic and timeless beauty: Audrey Hepburn
Great post Kaiser!
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I request also Julianne Moore, Nicole Kidman,in her early days, before the plastic surgery craziness, and for vintage ladies: Marisa Berenson (aka Lady Lindon),Isabelle Adjani, Brigitte Bardot, Elizabeth Taylor, probably one of the most beautiful Hollywood woman of all time (sorry Marilyn) and Sophia Loren.
I think it would be nice a “supermodel edition” with girls like Ciny Crawford, Naomi Campbell Heidi Klum etc.
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WTF – no Christina Hendricks!?!?!
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I am with Bellaluna on Sophia, she is in your face annoying “Look at me, I have boobs”! As if she is the first woman on earth that does, yeah, we get it.
Glad to see Uma, she is always quietly gracious and if Emma wasn’t married, I wish she would get with Liam, she seems to me alot like lovely Natasha.
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Love Taraji’s blue dress in her picture above and love HGF!!
Other future possibilities:
Mila Kunis
Alicia Keys
Aisha Tyler
Naomi Campbell
Oprah (just kidding!)
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where’s EVA GREEN? and penelope cruz?
EVA GREEN + PENELOPE CRUZ FTW!!
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This is very pretty. Still miss the hot guys. Maybe do this along with hot guys or once a month…
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@ Wresa
@ Sashavice
I think that you missed on the main point of this post. This isn’t about over sexualizing women and getting more tits & ass in our face like we do in ads and pop culture. That would be something on ‘the superficial’, which I find really sexist.
This is a post by Kaiser and Celebitchy, two fantastically funny WOMEN with an appreciation for all art, including fellow ladies like Emma Thompson lol. It’s women who they think are brilliant and/or beautiful. Why not?
And for the record, what about the rest of us female celebitches who actually like women, or even if we were to be just hetero, enjoy a female beauty occasionally? Can’t we just enjoy this post without getting screams and wails from you ladies? Sheeeh!
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It was nice for once not to see JA….to much JA. The girl is going to have to go through photo-withdraw soon.
AJ’s tub photo was a good one. Only she would agree to do such a photo and make it still look classy
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Cant stand Tina Fey in any way, shape or form so dont go there not matter how many requests you get but the one girl in the business that I would want to look like if I had the choice as a straight female would be Emmanuella cant think of her last name from Entourage.
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I like Rachel Weisz as an actor but dont like her as a model. She is far to ordinary looking to do modeling
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@ Wresa
@ Sashavice
I’m with Yasmine #158
Some of the complainers just miss dong, and I understand that. Dong is divine. But some are not getting the point of this post.
Just because most celebitchy posters are women doesn’t mean we don’t like looking at beautiful women. Some of us sexually, some of us otherwise.
What I love about this thread is the opportunity to look at (okay, oggle) beautiful women in a female environment. At a lot of the male-run sites, the pics are great, but the male-dominated comments run from obnoxious to insulting. I like looking at these women, and admiring and discussing them in a way that women admire and discuss them. On sites like thesuperficial, idontlikeyouinthatway, etc, it’s done alongside comments like “I’d *** my *** up her*** so hard it would *** her ***”
Not really in a woman’s taste, no matter how much she loves ladyparts.
It’s nice to be able to comment tastefully about the beauty and/or sexual draw of other women.
Believe me, posts filled with pics of sexy women without degradation are actually VERY rare in the celeb-news-blogosphere. As a bi female, I think this thread is tasteful, fun, and long overdue.
Cheers, Celebitchy. A big step forward in women’s sexuality, no matter what their sexual orientation.
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The Angelina “over the shoulder” picture is so completely hot that I might just go lesbian.
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All great choices! I love me some Uma, and god Emma’s got great cheekbones – I don’t think I’ve ever noticed.
But Monica Beluchi bugs. Her signature is on the Free Polanski petition.
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Requesting; Mila, Audrey Tautou, Helen Mirren, Marion Cotillard! Please and thankyou.
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ALSO, CATE BLANCHETT!
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I’ll second Julianne Moore- loved loved loved her on 30 Rock.
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sweet jesus – the Internet is turning us all into unabashed bisexuals.
THANK YOU, Kaiser and everyone on the Celebitchy team, for Hot Girl Friday.
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-Sarah Shahi
-Jane Fonda
-Audrey Hepburn
-Freida Pinto
-Marilyn Monroe
-Alicia Keys
-Salma Hayek
-Drew Barrymore
-Beyonce
-Jennifer Beals
Please? Though that doesn’t mean that I don’t want Hot Guy Friday back!
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Really surprised no-one has commented on your inclusion of the lovely Emily Blunt, hooray for Emily!! She is just so sexy and natural, you just know she would take you to the pub, get you tipsy, then take you home for a right good ravishing! There is a film from a few years ago about girl crushes called “My Summer of Love” in which her character was so sexy, I had the horn for days afterwards!
Not so impressed by the blonde girl recreating the “Brigitte Bardot Binkini” photo, here she just looks awkward, cold and bony. Always best to leave the old icons alone, it just shows up how ‘non-womanly’ most of today’s skinny bitches are.
Recent example of a modern ‘tribute’ of Marilyn-Monroe-on-the-Subway-Vent picture: http://www.marieclaire.co.uk/news/celebrity/514956/lara-stone-becomes-marilyn-monroe-for-comic-relief.html
but all I could see were her skinny legs, she looks like a twig or something!
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Totally agree with:
Monica (Just beautiful)
AJ (Stunningly gorgeous <3)
Emma T (love her, such a great actress and a great personality too)
Rachel Weisz (Sublime)
No thank you to:
Sofia Vergara (pretty, but her personality annoys the crap out of me)
Katie Cassidy (pretty, but who?)
Heidi (meh)
I love the pics you guys found, great job!
Would love to see cuties such as Reese Witherspoon, Rachel McAdams and Shannyn Sossamon.
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Would also love to see some younger pics of Jennifer Connelly and Michelle Pfeiffer too
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I Love Weisz & Jolie! They are just so perfect! Stunning! Sexy! It’s surreal!
Great pics of all the ladies,Thanks Kaiser & Celebitchy.
I third(i think?)the request for Jennifer Connelly,Please:)
Gorgeous Lady!
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To those bitchin’ – just STOP. Appreciate the hotness in front of you. Turns out I love the dark haired curvy babes too. The 4th pic of Monica is unbelievable. Always thought Rachel was gorgeous, and Angie has the most stunning face ever. Aishwarya Rai is so pretty it hurts. I luv the boyz, but this is HOT. Oh, and I 3rd (4th?) the love for Marion Cotillard.
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Uma is not pretty, but she is funny and awesome.
Rachel Weisz should play all the Corrs in a movie about the Corrs.
Katie Cassidy has a weird overbite thing that makes her mouth hang open. (Katie Photo 6) Or maybe she’s just a mouthbreather. Anyway, in that show about everyone getting murdered on an island, she never closed her damn mouth, and it made her chin disappear so much that I am pleasantly surprised by these photos because they prove she HAS a chin.
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Uma was gangly when she was younger but has grown to be more beautiful with age.
I believe Taylor Swift will age the same way. A little character in her face will be a lovely thing to behold.
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Well I recently watched Uma on Henry and June and she was a bit “Uma God” indeed.
I second the Blanchett request and would add Kristen Scott Thomas and Diane Lane to that…
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Thank you so much for all these ladies in their 30s and 40s (50s? Emma?). Twenty-something girls are all well and good, but its nice to see a tribute to WOMEN.
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i second Liz Taylor and Anne Hathaway and Mila Kunis and Sophia Loren and Ava Garner and Audrey Hepburn and… and… bah! well, CB and Kaiser have great taste… i’m sure i’d love whatever you come up with next!
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despite a few… looks like this was a resounding success from the comments, if you ask me! THANK YOU so much Celebitchy and Kaiser for the pleasant surprise! all i know is; i had fun all weekend checking the pics out with my roommate who had no idea who some of this women were but was immensely enthralled. lol! it was An Education for her and and an absolute Thrill for me! THUMBS UP! i love Celebitchy.
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I came back today to check the comments again – and some of you bitches are AWFUL.
I agree with Yasmine and Zelda – this is a safe environment withOUT degrading comments.
Additionally, CB and Kaiser’s commentary on the women include their accolades, comments on their interviewing ability and their films/shows – they’re not solely focused on their lady bits.
Does NO ONE adhere to the “If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all” rule?
Another suggestion: Emma Stone.
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Thank you so much Kaiser and CB! If you do girls again, can I please request:
Mila Kunis
Emma Stone
Eliza Dushku
Leighton Meester
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@ Yasmine, Zelda & Ashley – ITA
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