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Lindsay Lohan is in the midst of a CRACKHEAD CODE RED situation now that everyone knows she’s still a cracked-out jewel thief. Instead of stealing some good baubles though, Lindsay is now left stealing budget stuff (for her). The price of this alleged necklace that Lindsay stole keeps fluctuating. Some say $5000, some say $2500. The price is important, because if it’s a higher number, that means a felony for Lindsay. But don’t get your hopes up – Lindsay has managed to crack-lie her way out of much bigger problems.
Lindsay Lohan claims she did not steal the necklace at the center of a criminal investigation … rather, she claims it was loaned to her and a stylist simply forgot to return it on time … TMZ has learned.
Sources closely connected with Lindsay tell TMZ … Lindsay was in the jewelry store in Venice, CA on January 22 and claims the necklace was loaned to her.
Lindsay claims she gave it back to a stylist at some point thereafter but the stylist neglected to return it on time.
Lindsay says her stylist is the one who returned it to the LAPD last night.
Lindsay says, according to sources, “I didn’t have any part in the non-returning on time.”
[From TMZ]
TMZ (aka Crackhead Ground Zero) also claims that Lindsay is telling friends that the “jewel heist” claims are “bulls**t … I don’t have any necklace” and that the person who filed the police report is “nuts”. Remember, there is VIDEO of her stealing the necklace. If you’d like to see the necklace, go here – I have to admit, charging $2500-5000 for that seems like the real robbery. I could get something nearly identical for less than $100.
Anyway, this cracked-out jewel heist case is going to the DA today, and the DA will decide whether or not to pursue charges. TMZ’s sources claim “the LAPD investigation say the case against Lindsay is ‘strong.’ One source says criminal charges are ‘likely.’” Yeah, I’ve heard it all before and the crackhead still roams around, free.
Oh, and Michael Lohan says she’s innocent too! That seals the deal, right? Michael says (try to contain your laughter): “Although I don’t really like commenting on my daughter and this time has been a very stressful time, none of us need this added stress to our lives. I’m not going to let people continue to distort things: Lindsay never stole a necklace. People give Lindsay things all the time on consignment and when they need to be returned, they’re returned. Bottom line — that’s it.” This family’s crack lies are a thing of beauty.
By the way, I will still use any excuse to use my favorite Lohan photos. These photos never fail to make my day.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Lies, Lindsay Lohan
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The Lohans….Crackhead Dynasty.
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Please just throw her in jail and be done with it. I can’t believe how many chances this firecrotch has gotten, but now it is positively disgusting.
She is a trainwreck and totally beyond help. Lock her up!
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I believe we all love these, now classic, cracked out Lohan pictures the most. One can never be too orange.
Plus I love now how these items are out on consignment.
Not a Lohan five finger discount.
But on consignment.
That is till the owners have to call the police to get the consignments back.
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Those pictures!! Is it that she managed to get some form of liquid tanner/bronzer up into her hair? Ugh.
…..”I don’t really like commenting on my daughter…”-Oh, dear.
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Her forehead gives me the shivers. It looks like a 90 year old’s.
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Doesn’t Dina seem oddly quiet?
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Is Kleptocrackhead one, two, or three words?
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I cant keep this story strait. First she has it but claims it was a gifted to her at the same time Dina is saying its hers b/c she walked out of the store with it and they didnt catch her or stop her so its hers…like finders keepers (I wish this Hollywood Law applied to me too). Then she claims doesnt have it, before the pics surface of her wearing it, so then she has her ‘assistant’ return it.
I have a feeling the DA hearing this case is gonna need a whole lot of same meds Dina takes.
the shame of this is, not one damn thing will happen to this waste of air but she’ll get to keep her name in the news…again.
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@icant believe this
I think Dina is busy trolling the TMZ boards claiming her child’s innocence b/c they didnt stop her from taking it at the time she took it. so by Lohan’s Law it’s hers to keep and now the Lohan’s can sue b/c they called her a thief when now they’re saying its more like she just borrowed it without their permission, which is still okay in Lohan’s Law b/c the store never stopped her from “borrowing’ it, so its hers to keep.
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“although I dont like to comment on my daughter….” bwahahahhahahahahah
BTW, how could he even know. Was he with her?
delusional crack heads. All of them.
Plus, now its the stylists fault. classy!
mimi had an interesting thing posted in the comment section of the last lindsay post.
that was hillarious.
they apparently try to sue the store and the police now….
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This girl!
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O.K., so the crackhead came out of her hole, saw her crackhead shadow, and still roams the streets- does that mean we’ll get six more weeks of winter?
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Whatever….
She’ll do no time and just continue to point out that in America there is Liberty and Justice only if you can pay for it, or your mom is some crazy-ass-see-you-next-tuesday.
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So much rehab, and so little self-awareness… is it even possible by any stretch of calculus?
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LOL @ brin & Rita!
**shaking my Magic 8 Ball** – Huh. Funny. I never noticed before that “She’s a crackhead, so don’t count on it” was one of the answers.
BUT..I’m holding out hope the justice system will (FINALLY) prevail. Who does she think she is? Frank Abagnale? Pshhh.
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God I love these photos, makes me feel like I am look at the funny pages.
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“tmz has learned”
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The most shocking part of this story? That LL has a stylist….
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“I cant keep this story strait. ”
and neither can the Lohans, which usually indicates a bunch of BS.
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If all else fails, blame it on your stylist!
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Nothing is ever her fault, everyone else is to blame. God, what a horrible family.
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Wow…so next time I go to the Chanel store to browse/drool, I can just take something, and if no one notices, it’s mine???
ACES. Why was I not told this before…
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I hope the Jeweler doesn’t cave to the Lohans and say it was a “Loan” after all.
Lindsay needs to feel some consequences for her BS.
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How can she have blown through so much money in her life, and have such a shitty wardrobe! That’s the true crime.
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Oh, Kaiser, you did it again. You found my fave pic of her in that pink bathrobe. Gotta love it. That is one ugly necklace. Doesn’t look like it’s worth that much to me.
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Where is Dina????
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More importantly where is Ali??
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The necklace looks like something you can pick up in the Wal-Mart “fine” jewelry department for 99.00 with your coupon of course. 2500-5000? The store is just as crazy as she is.
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LL has a history of “not returning things” although we call it plain old stealing. Funny how when a celeb does it, it has a different name for it.
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How fast can Lindsay pay off the jeweler to not press charges or go along with the bogus loan excuse?!!
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Has anyone see the show “My Big Redneck Wedding”? This is what this family reminds me of. Sorry all you rednecks didn’t mean to say that the Lowhands are one of ya, but. . . . . . . . . .
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I can’t believe she pays someone to help her look like that
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X17 online ran a story that Lindsay was out till 3am with an old party pal and the photogs said she looked and acted like she had been drinking….
What a surprise….drinking, most likely drugging, stealing – this girl hasn’t learnt a thing and hasn’t changed at all, I just wonder when the law will wake up to this fact
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Oh my God you guys are all so funny… love my peeps on this site… wasn’t she also accused of stealing a fur coat from a club and then was photographed wearing it?
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….and Nana? God knows she’s the only one with any sense. Never mind that blowhard father of hers. And Fudgie the Whale def needs to weigh in on this latest debacle.
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If I were the judge, I’d have a retail clerk snap a security device onto her neck (preferably one that shoots out ink if you try to take it off yourself) so the buzzer will go off when Lohan enters a store.
Shopkeepers deserve to be notified when she’s on the premises, and it would also serve the added purpose of providing her with the attention fix she so desperately seeks. Kind of like a blue-light-special for the paparazzi.
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if the story is true, she is turning out to be more like her dad – unfortunately! the apple does not fall far from the tree…
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Ugh, go back to being a redhead! That horrid dye job with your orange skin is kind of disturbing to look at. P. S. Stop stealing, bitch!
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Where’s Innocent? I want to hear her spin on this
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Jeez, would you please WARN PEOPLE before springing that horror photo of Pink Bathmat McDucklips on us?? You could give somebody a heart attack!
And PS: that necklace is just heinous, but then…
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Take responsibility for something!!!
Lindsay better start putting in those applications to McDonalds and Burger King.
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And how interesting that the “friend”/”stylist” took the necklace to the LAPD rather than to the store.
Just in time to prevent the warrant search.
Wonder what lindsay has to hide?
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“More importantly where is Ali??”
Ali’s been sold off for medical experiments.
God I hate Lindsay. Shudder.
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@echolocate
Best comment EVER!
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I think you guys are being much too harsh on Lindsay. Just look at those pictures and ask yourself how you’d be acting if you were going through menopause like she is.
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i admit, i am really shocked by this story. i had no idea she had a stylist.
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*Snort-chortling* @Dawning Red and Original Kate!
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Does anyone know, when celebs are loaned stuff, is there any paperwork to prove it? I would think so for the pricier award show items, but don’t know about something like that. Which is crazily overpriced.
If it were loaned out on “consignment” wouldn’t that have been in the police report, instead of the stuff about video of her wearing it out of the store?
Just read on TMZ that a search warrant was issued for her house in Venice. Someone tipped her off to that, and she had the stylist return it before the house could be searched. Wonder what else the cops would have found there!
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@ Rita and Dawning Red: Now I know what it’s like to have coffee up my nose…
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Yeah, that necklace is not worth $5000.
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hahaha she just looks like shit no matter what she dresses in.
it’s hilarious
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Whenever I see these pix, Rod Stewart’s “Baby Jane” starts playing in my head.
Sidenote: SHE has a STYLIST?!? Whomever it is needs to be fired, STAT!
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She looks like a white CrAcKhEaD Junkie !!
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