– Paris Hilton. Ryan Seacrest. Teaming up. Bad Idea [Defamer]
– Tara Reid isn’t engaged after all. And we’re kinda bummed for her [Dlisted]
– No matter what else is going on in her life, Madonna always makes it to the gym the next day [Lainey Gossip]
– Jessica Simpson changes her number so her exes can’t contact her. Which implies… that her exes would want to contact her. Confusing [Fafarazzi]
– A Catholic priest at the University of Illinois was arrested for selling cocaine from his office [Bossip]
– Could Angelina be getting another Oscar? [PopEater]
– “Crash the Movie, now “Crash” the TV Show” [Pajiba]
– Gerard Butler did some crazy shizz in his 20s [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Matthew McConaughey has been exercising so fanatically since the birth of his son, you’d think he was the one who grew a baby for nine months [PopSugar]
– Kim Kardashian was caught speeding through a school zone in L.A. Who says Kardashians only care about themselves? [Celebslam]
– Who knew Eva Longoria was a fruit fly? Plus: best new definition of the day [Websters is my Bitch]
– Jenny McCarthy looks adorable, even when she’s just drinking juice [The Bastardly]
– Katherine McPhee looks purdy. We don’t know what else she’s supposed to do, but at least she does a god job at that [The Blemish]
– Rob & Sheryl Lowe say their nanny scared their kids to death. In other news, Rob & Sheryl Lowe the only ones still talking/caring about this [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– It’s not fair to let someone as beautiful as Adriana Lima work on Ugly Betty (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– The grossest photos of Mini Me I have ever seen. Yes, even worse than the video (nsfw) [Evil Beet]
-Drunken celebrity photos – because who doesn’t need more of those? [CityRag]
– In the smartest move she’s even made, Heather Mills denies novel rumors [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– Studio is rushing to put out Britney Spears’ new CD by December [Hollywood Rag]
– Pics from Blake Lively’s surprisingly classy 21st birthday party [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– The posters for Al Pacino and Robert De Niro’s new movie mysteriously forget to include 50 Cent [Agent Bedhead]
– Elizabeth Taylor is out boozing it up again. Harlot. [Crazy Days and Nights]
– The London tabloids are pretty sure Amy Winehouse is going to be dead by the end of the weekend [WWTDD]
– Janet Jackson apparently forgot what year this is. Not that the eighties weren’t good to her [The Skinny]
– With thousands of dollars and several expensive surgeries, your boobs can do what Danielle Llyod’s do too [Derek Hail]
– “Five Possible Roles For The Two New Lost Cast Members” [Best Week Ever]
– “A Look At Sarah Palin’s Hobbies” – spoiler: a lot of animals die [Mollygood]
– I honestly can’t tell who’s who: Brooke Hogan And Hulk’s girlfriend [Jezebel]
– Lindsay puts a little of herself in her Ugly Betty Character [ShowHype]
– T.I.’s baby mama wants more money. Or at least her lawyers do [Defamer]
– Lindsay Lohan (supposedly) wants Mark Ronson as her sperm donor [Bild.de]