Many of you will hate me for that story title, but like something that stinks that we stick in our friends faces, I had to get you to experience my sensory pain. It’s enough to hear that Somers has sex every day, that’s an overshare but it’s something that you can handle without the added “juices” descriptor. She went there, though, while promoting her latest book of quakery, Sexy Forever, to Betty Confidential. She’s all for natural everything, but when it comes to plastic surgery and injectibles she obviously makes an exception.

What are some ways that anyone can feel sexier?…
Hormones, hormones, hormones. Honestly, all women (and men) should read at least one of my books on bioidentical, natural hormones. They are my secret weapons to anti-aging. They promote health and sexuality. They sharpen your brain and strengthen your bones. And there has NEVER been one reported case of cancer by anyone using these hormones.

Describe a typical morning in your life:
Every morning I awaken to the smell of my husband’s delicious strong coffee. While it’s brewing, he goes outside when the weather is nice and picks a lemon off our tree and squeezes a half lemon into a glass of water. It’s a great way to get your liver started for the day. I watch the morning shows, usually news, while I do email, use my Facemaster (my non-surgical facelift machine), take my daily fiber and probiotics — a must for gut health and regularity. I rub on my hormone creams and start taking some of my supplements. My yoga teacher comes four days a week and if it’s an off day I do my own version of yoga, and run in place with the waist strap attached to my EZ GYM. Somewhere in my daily ritual we have delicious sex. We are both on natural hormone replacement and it really stirs up the juices.

Wow! How do you keep things so hot with your hubby after all these years?
We try and not go out more than twice a week but when we do I really enjoy getting all dolled up. We have always had a very romantic, sexy, relationship. We like it that way and we work at it. He emails me love notes when I least expect it and in them he says heart-melting things. I am always aware of the privilege that it is to be doing what I love and having my husband by my side.

[From Betty Confidential]

As far as those “bioidentical” hormones that Somers touts, but it’s worth noting that many professional organizations have come forward to state there’s no evidence whatsoever that they’re safer than traditional hormone therapy. That means that they can probably cause cancer just like traditional hormone therapy and that it’s irresponsible to state that they haven’t. (More on that here.) This isn’t even close to the most controversial claim that Somers has made. A book she put out in 2009, Knockout: Interviews with Doctors Who Are Curing Cancer–And How to Prevent Getting It in the First Place, included quotes and recommendations from doctors who have been exposed as frauds who regularly bilk patients. At least by telling people how to be sexy and have more sex she’s not steering sick vulnerable people away from scientifically proven treatments that might prevent their death.

Suzanne Somers is shown on 1/19, 2/1 and 2/9/11. Credit: WENN.com