Heidi Montag has cheesy 22nd birthday party; wants babies and kittens

Heidi Montag turned 22 yesterday, and right after celebrating her birthday she partook in one of many important birthday traditions: calling Ryan Seacrest’s radio show to report on every little detail. First off, let me kill any suspense right now and let you know that hunky beau Spencer Pratt did not propose to Heidi. And I wanted an excuse to call him a “hunky beau.” He did, however, take her on a picnic, provide her with the traditional birthday cake, and bring along the traditional lurking paparazzi dressed up in camo with bushes on their heads.

Heidi Montag turned the big 2-2 Monday with a picnic with beau Spencer Pratt.

“I got some amazing gifts and a cake that said, ‘Happy Birthday, Princess Heidi!’” she said Tuesday on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show. And although Pratt didn’t surprise her with a ring, he told Seacrest their engagement “is definitely imminent.”

As for that rock, Pratt (who was previously engaged to Montag before they briefly split) said, “she’s dreaming big.”

Pratt added that Montag has also been nagging him about starting a family. “Heidi talks about lots of kids all the time,” he said. “She wakes up with these great dreams about five kids.” Montag then interrupted, “I want, like, four. Maybe I’ll adopt 10. I want to have my own orphanage like Mother Teresa.”

For now, Pratt said, “I am fighting her everyday – [she wants] kittens and puppies.”

[From Us Magazine]

I think kittens and puppies are a very sensible trial for Heidi and Spencer. And probably also the most sensible long-term parenting plan for the couple. I cannot imagine what two parents with that level of peroxide in their hair might create. What? Am I accusing Heidi of being anything less than a natural blonde – and saying such a horrible, baseless thing on her birthday no less? Definitely not. On a completely unrelated note, here are some pictures of Heidi’s new natural color at the 4th annual Pink Party at the Hanger 8-Santa Monica Airport on Saturday. Images thanks to PR Photos.

 

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  1. scarlet says:

    can’t believe she covered up them expensive tits!

  2. KateNonymous says:

    Four, ten, what’s the difference, Spencer?

    I can’t believe she’s only 22. In every photo I’ve seen of her, she looks easily 10 years older. Or maybe that’s 4 years older.

  3. pipermaru says:

    great just what we need, more idiots procreating. someone please stop them before it’s too late. there’s never been a better time to reinstate eugenics. an orphanage? like mother teresa? for real? girlfriend needs to have her ego checked.

  4. CiCi says:

    I can’t wait til these two break up. Their completely lame union is the only thing that keeps these two in the press. They’re useless.

  5. Xuriel says:

    What in the world is going on here? Are you trying to kill your readers? Close-ups of Heidi Montag, David Gest and Donald Trump all on the same day? Have mercy! :(

  6. princess says:

    , “I want, like, four. Maybe I’ll adopt 10. I want to have my own orphanage like Mother Teresa.”

    This could be the best thing she has ever said.

    Consider- for it to be an ‘orphanage’ her children must be orphans…which means Heidi and Spencer must be dead.
    Suddenly this plan of hers sounds like a good idea.

    Let the baby making begin!

  7. Phoebe says:

    oopsies she forgot her pants in these pics? it really is sad that she finds herself way more famous and amazing then any of us ever will… you’re not fooling us sweetie.

  8. Anna says:

    I’m amazed she’s able to pronounce such big words as “orphanage”. And I’m even more amazed that she actually knows who Mother Theresa was. Maybe there are still two braincells left alive in there?

    Goodness gracious, I hope these two don’t procreate!!!!!

  9. Charity says:

    Isn’t that Lohan’s old dress?

  10. JennGush says:

    That second picture of her is HILLARIOUS! She looks like the hugest idiot. I’ll be in Vegas this weekend and I read she is having her party at Christian Audigier’s new night club. I really want to go just so I can throw something at her. Of course I’m way too cheap to spend like $40 to get into a club you probably can’t even sit down in.

  11. DogRunner says:

    She looks like a man with her hair pulled back…..

  12. Starla says:

    What a couple of useless “non-people”.

  13. but be sure: BABIES AND KITTENS DON’T WANT HER, folks!!

  14. Megan says:

    Of course he didn’t propose, they’re a fake couple, they hate each other as much as we hate them, but they have to stay together otherwise nobody cares.

  15. just me says:

    This chick is so freaking ugly that’s all I have to say.

  16. kate says:

    how does spencer know that she “wakes up with the best dreams about kids” if they don’t sleep together? remember, heidi is a “virgin”.

  17. Feebee says:

    babies and kittens… she knows that one carries more responsibility than the other right?… Right?

  18. DarthVadersLoveChild says:

    cough cough BEARD cough cough SPENCERS IN THE CLOSET cough cough

  19. Codzilla says:

    Darth: I’m with you on that one. Spencer is definitely gay.

  20. Skank Basher says:

    She’s looking more like Cindy McCain everyday! :lol:

  21. silentA says:

    AHHHHHHH
    She looks hideous.
    That closeup is TERRIFYING. How can you wear that much makeup.
    AHHHHHHHHh