Heidi Montag turned 22 yesterday, and right after celebrating her birthday she partook in one of many important birthday traditions: calling Ryan Seacrest’s radio show to report on every little detail. First off, let me kill any suspense right now and let you know that hunky beau Spencer Pratt did not propose to Heidi. And I wanted an excuse to call him a “hunky beau.” He did, however, take her on a picnic, provide her with the traditional birthday cake, and bring along the traditional lurking paparazzi dressed up in camo with bushes on their heads.
Heidi Montag turned the big 2-2 Monday with a picnic with beau Spencer Pratt.
“I got some amazing gifts and a cake that said, ‘Happy Birthday, Princess Heidi!’” she said Tuesday on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show. And although Pratt didn’t surprise her with a ring, he told Seacrest their engagement “is definitely imminent.”
As for that rock, Pratt (who was previously engaged to Montag before they briefly split) said, “she’s dreaming big.”
Pratt added that Montag has also been nagging him about starting a family. “Heidi talks about lots of kids all the time,” he said. “She wakes up with these great dreams about five kids.” Montag then interrupted, “I want, like, four. Maybe I’ll adopt 10. I want to have my own orphanage like Mother Teresa.”
For now, Pratt said, “I am fighting her everyday – [she wants] kittens and puppies.”
[From Us Magazine]
I think kittens and puppies are a very sensible trial for Heidi and Spencer. And probably also the most sensible long-term parenting plan for the couple. I cannot imagine what two parents with that level of peroxide in their hair might create. What? Am I accusing Heidi of being anything less than a natural blonde – and saying such a horrible, baseless thing on her birthday no less? Definitely not. On a completely unrelated note, here are some pictures of Heidi’s new natural color at the 4th annual Pink Party at the Hanger 8-Santa Monica Airport on Saturday. Images thanks to PR Photos.