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Last week, Us Weekly claimed that Ryan Phillippe and Amanda Seyfried’s nearly four-month relationship had “cooled off”. Their proof was that Ryan was acting like he was a single dude, out and about in LA, and that he ran into Rihanna and tried to hit on her. Us Weekly claimed Rihanna was all “Whatev, I’m not interested” (I’m paraphrasing). Now Us Weekly has a “source” (whose name rhymes with “Byan Billippe”) who claims that Ryan and RiRi have totally been hooking up this whole time. In fact, “They totally had sex.” What is this, ninth grade?
Rihanna’s got a steamy new collaboration! Though one source told Us Weekly the singer, 23, appeared to blow off Ryan Phillippe, 36, at a Gucci/Roc Nation brunch in L.A. on Feb. 12, a second insider says it was actually just the opposite — and that the two had a sleepover that very night!
“She thinks he’s hot,” says the source. “They totally had sex.” And it wasn’t even the first time!”
“They initially hooked up when things were strained with [Rihanna's ex] Matt Kemp back in early December,” says a Rihanna source. Phillippe (whose three-month, nonexclusive romance with Amanda Seyfried recently fizzled) and Rihanna then reconnected at Bing’s Two Kings charity event Feb. 19 — though again, they played it cool.
“There was no PDA,” says an attendee of the Los Angeles party. The next day, he went to her 23rd birthday party at a Beverly Hills home. Says an onlooker, “They hung out a bit, but were discreet. It is still very casual.” Sums up another source, “Clearly they’re keeping it on the downlow!”
[From Us Weekly]
It’s not that I think Rihanna is somehow “above” hooking up with randoms for hot sex on the downlow. Rihanna is totally doing that. All the time, in my opinion. My problem is with the idea of Ryan Phillippe specifically. I mean – Rihanna is at the top of her game. She could do a lot better, even for a down-low shamef–k. CoughcoughColinFarrellcough.
Which brings me to the fun question: who would be your down-low dude (or dudette)? Colin Farrell is a good one, in my opinion. Ed Westwick is also near the top. Eli Roth is also one of mine, and I think I would also bone T.I. on the DL.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Hookups, Rihanna, Ryan Phillippe
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Joaquin Phoenix (without a beard) or Vincent Kartheiser. My dirty weirdo dream DLDs.
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“They totally had sex.”
Wow, total sex! What must that be like? Does that mean they’re out of sex now?
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Colin Farrell > Ryan Phillipe
I dont really buy this story. I also feel like she could do better for a hookup. I prefer the RiRi+Colin F story!
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Now Us Weekly has a “source” (whose name rhymes with “Byan Billippe”) who claims that Ryan and RiRi have totally been hooking up this whole time.
LOLOLOLOLOL!
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Shocker….not! They are the poster faces of random hook-ups.
*Gerry Butler is my choice for dld*
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Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Lorenz Tate or Jude Law
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Seems like a perfect match to me. As long as she keeps sporting those sideshow bob hair do’s, she cuts her cool factor down to 50%. In fact, given all the tweet pics and crap she puts out, not to mention Chris Brown, maybe Ryan Phillipe is too good for her.
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Adam Levine. I love his voice. I would just lay there and make him sing to me.
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Cat – Jonathan Rhys Meyers is totally mine, too! That guy is batshit crazy, but man alive, is he a good looking kind of crazy. With crazy eyes. Beautiful crazy eyes.
I am embarassed for Rihanna. Come on, girl!!!!!!
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i hope she uses condoms because she likes the womanizers with herpès
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I would like to just reiterate how incredibly sad it makes me that Ryan has escalated to this level of douchery. I really was so extremely unhealthily obsessed with him in my early 20s.
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“They totally had sex.” Like, ZOMG! And we, like, totally texted each other later and we were like, totally giggling about it! Definitely ninth grade.
My down-low dirty sex would be with Colin Farrell or Shemar Moore.
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I don’t buy this at ALL. She is at the top of her game so why would she date a man that hasn’t been relevant since his divorce?
I don’t think I have any down low dudes. All of the dudes on my list( Jason Momoa, Fassbender)I would proudly bone….hard.
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After yesterday’s conversation, Jared Leto on the DL.
And I would hit it with Jonathan Rhys Meyers all day long. I just wouldn’t take him on an airplane.
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Jason Stathom (of The Transporter, Snatch and Crank). He makes crappy action movies but he’s sexy/smarmy.
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Benecio Del Toro (I think he is kind of yummy, in a strange way) and on an even more DL would be Jude Law.
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I hope this isn’t true seriously she can do so much better.
On the shamefuck question of course Colin Farell
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Lol @ Rita: if they are out of sex that couldn’t possibly be a bad thing.One can hope.
@Brin: watch your back… don’t let Kaiser hear you about her Jerry B.
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@ Kerri:
Benicio Del Toro is already mine.
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WTF is going on underneath her left breast in that top pic? That big round thing where the grey starts beneath the black lace — what is that?
My DL would def. be Ed Westwick — I don’t even admit I watch that show, much less that I’m crushing on that tiny little man-boy.
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Colin Farrell, Nikki Sixx, or Jack White. Never the Phillippe. He’s too pretty. But I’d believe he & Rhianna are boning b/c they both seem like the type to think they’re soooooooooo hot but are actually rather boring in bed.
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If she had rejected him as was initially reported by “insiders”, would it have made sense for him to be at her birthday?
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my DL would be Channing Tatum. I’d ride it till it broke off.
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I would like to have hot sex with an Asian dude…like Godfrey Gao (HGF)
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@lilred….I know, but I couldn’t help myself (thanks for the warning).
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I don’t really know what to believe. I do hope that if it was/is true, they at least used some form of protection.
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I think Riri’s girlfriend might have a thing or two to say about this shiz.
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@seVen:
You just made coffee come out of my nose. LOL!
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Eli Roth is the best DLD ever that I didn’t even think of until now. I find him so attractive, but I don’t like to read about him. Ever. He’s such a freaking douche.
And yet…
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@ Eve
I think this is going to be a fight – cause i’m not giving him up. Lol.
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(can’t believe I’m gonna say this…I’d shame f-ck jeremy piven – as long as it was WAAAAAAY DL. I would. dear lawd, I actually just typed that….)
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Gerard Butler… and then I’d make HIM do the walk of shame the next morning.
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Could this be true? I became completely obsessed w him after “Cruel Intentions” and I want to see his hotness in that new movie, so hearing this story is very disappointing.
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Yes, the question is who would you shamef-ck, not who you would just f-ck! Stop saying Gerard Butler, sluts! You know you wouldn’t be ashamed of that.
CT – YES. Eli Roth is so disgusting, but I would nail him and it would be hot. And then I wouldn’t ever want to see him again.
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He doesn’t seem to be her type (retraction: although having an extention in his pants and a pulse seems to fit the bill). But na ah…not buying it.
shamef-ck with the walk of shame….(choking) Ryan Renolds…OMG Kaiser your gonna have my hyde on this one.
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I think I am losing all respect for these celebs. They just lay all out there, it seems. Or not really that, but when u read the blind items, I just think “Damn, these people are just dirty, filthy ^&^&*$.”
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@Kaiser…that’s why it would be on the dl…I don’t want to be shanked by you!
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@ Kerri *while brandishing Kaiser’s shank knife*:
Bring it!
@ Kaiser:
CT – YES. Eli Roth is so disgusting, but I would nail him and it would be hot. And then I wouldn’t ever want to see him again.
You’d need to vacuum your bed afterwards because that’s one hairy motherf*cker!
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lol @ Eve!
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I still cannot believe she wore that dress.
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I would totally Shame f#ck John Mayer, the Major of douchebaggery. He’s HOT!!
After that he would call me TropicThunder!!
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Ryan Phillipe is handsome but Collin Ferell is sooo much hotter!
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Please let this be true. I just want to see the look on Reese’s face when Ryan drops the kids off with Rihanna in the car lol. Please, please, please let this be true.
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my down-low dude would be someone who would beg, and ryan i think would be this someone, oh and christino rolnado. they’re both hott and could get whoever they want, but they’ll beg for it like their grateful for it
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I’d bang them all on the dl.Ryan,John Mayer,Justin Timberlake.I dont think Channing is a dl f*ck.Nothing wrong with that one.Does it say something about me that I like all these douches?
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Why does she look cracked out in EVERY photo?
As for her and RP boning?
crackhead luvin’ baby!
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my shame fuck would have to be Sean Penn , i would love to do all the dirty things i cant do to …ugh …my husband …
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DLD? That’s really hard, seeing as how I -have- no shame. Del Toro? Hells yeah, and then we could go to Whataburger afterward and get a potato, egg, and cheese taquito.
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Shamef*ck? Ryan Reynolds, cause he is such a douche, Christian Bale, see douche comment, Colin Farrell cause of the STD’s, and Adrien Brody, cause he seems kind of loner/pathetic-ish.
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definitely not colin f. guy. he’s just so sleazy. every time i look at him i see a local bum.
have to go think about who’d i choose.
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del toro is a great idea! but in his top-shape days. he just screams “Man”!
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My DL is Russell Brand (seeing as someone just stole Sean Penn!). I figure if he was as big a swordsman as they say he’s prolly got a few tricks up his sleeve . . . and elsewhere.
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“they totally had sex” LMAO
trey songz. b/c i can’t openly have sex with someone that pluralizes their name with a z.
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I was gonna say Colin Farrell then I realized I wouldn’t be ashamed of that so I guess it’ll have to be, John ‘Dark Dong’ Mayer.
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Maybe Bradley Cooper would be mine. Or maybe Tom Hardy.
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Who cares? I think RP is trying to piss off Reese. RP is acting like he is 15 years old, not a father of two children. I love Rianna’s music, but she has horrible taste in men.
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Farrell and Westwick, both excellent choices. My absolute shameful hatefuck DL guy is John Mayer. I can’t believe I just admitted that.
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LOL! @Toe, Agree wholeheartedly, John Mayer is some hot -bring on the walk of shame!
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I really don’t get Ryan’s appeal, I think he is dull.
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I would have THE filthiest sex with Benicio Del Toro. And I wouldn’t tell a soul. Everone commenting on this site is a comedian. I’ve never laughed so hard in my life.
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Baby you are sooooo funny! Love it!
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Shia LaBeouf & Jason Stateham oh! oh! and Joshua Jackson!
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Rihanna should be shamed? no ryan should be! Getting with that 5 head, big nose, h@e! and oh yeah, J Rhys Meyers is hot!!!!!!!!!
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I’m all for defending women who get beat up by their husbands/boyfriends, but Rihanna’s part in the whole Christ Brown thing seemed very shady. If she indeed did scratch and bit him, then why should she be surprised if he gets violent too?
Women being generally weaker is no excuse to be violent to men.
Ryan Philippe used to be cute (when he was 20 or so), but now he looks way too baby for his age.
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