Jessica Simpson has reached the point where talking about her bodily functions and the state of her wonderful relationship is not going to get her additional publicity. (Despite the fact that we’re talking about it. Damn her.) She needs to step it up a notch and start talking about her sex life, maybe add some details that skirt the fine line between raunchy and moderately interesting. It’s just not entertaining to hear this girl overshare, but she does get some credit for managing to keep her name in the press through verbal diarrhea. Case in point – she told People that she farts in bed and can belch her ABCs. Then she added that she just loves to cuddle up with her man. Weren’t we already subjected to those facets of her two dimensional personality on her reality show five years ago?
“Tony is a great quarterback, but he’s a better boyfriend,” Simpson, 28, told PEOPLE at a Nina’s Night Out, a benefit for the Rape Crisis Center at the Palms Casino Resort’s Pearl Theatre in Las Vegas on Thursday. “I’m seriously proud of myself for letting him into my life.”
Romo “was my Monday this week,” joked Simpson, in reference to her song about him, “You’re My Sunday,” and the Dallas Cowboys’ huge win over the Philadelphia Eagles on ESPN’s Monday Night Football a few days ago.
The NFL star is also someone else’s hero: He recently stopped to help a couple change their flat tire in Texas Sept. 7.
“Through all the chaos and torment and everything I go through, I can lay in his arms and finally rest,” she added.
Having her cuddled up next to him isn’t always such a relief, admitted Simpson.
“To be my man, you have to put up with a lot,” said the singer. “I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABC’s.”
[From People]
Simpson also has an interview with In Touch this week in which she reveals that she and Tony pray together every night. If she’s on the road, she says she puts the cell phone on her pillow and that’s when they pray:
You were nervous about performing in Nashville. Did Tony give you any advice?He told me, “It’s just you and God up there. Just remember that God is with you.” We try and encourage each other like that. It’s so nice to have that kind of relationship….
You are in NY and Tony isn’t. Will you speak with him tonight?
We fall asleep together every night – I put the phone on my pillow. We will pray together tonight.
[From In Touch, print edition, September 29, 2008]
Despite all the evidence to the contrary, Simpson told In Touch that she’s not seeking approval at all. “I’m at this place in my life where I don’t need to convince anybody I’m happy. I’m so comfortable with this relationship.”
Jessica Simpson is shown performing to benefit The Rape Crisis Center at the Palms in Las Vegas on 9/18/08. Credit: Judy Eddy / WENN
OMG Jessica – STFU and go away. Poor ditz.
Ordering her a case of Subtle Butts even as we speak.
Tony, I truly hope that ditz slobs an awesome knob for all the crap you have to put up with!
No.
Damn you Celebitchy! Damn you! I just threw up in my office. Can’t wait to hear about her period next.
Good Lord! She is AWFUL!
Orangejulius great post..lol.. high five. No doubt STFU Jessica, you are a complete idiot.. OMG, I feel embarrased for you at this point..
I can see why Nick left and Tony will too, although he seems like a dumb country redneck so he is no better..
when did “By commenting you agree to the following:” become such an essay?
Anyway, yes – she’s just horrible. am amazed people are still talking about her – and that she even has a bf. who knows, maybe she’s good in the sac – can’ think of any reason why any fairly intelligent person would want to be with her.
@Syko – 😆
Man, Romo sure puts up with a lot just to bang a girl with big boobs and blonde hair, doesn’t he?
At some point he might re-evaluate.
Intentional spelling mistake or not, sissyspank, I think you’ve probably pinpointed the one area where she delivers – the (scrotal) sac department.
When idiots speak. Romo isn’t the brightest boy on the block is he?
I saw her on the Rachael Ray show earlier this week and she made two references to her flatulence. Enough! Time to grow up, kitten. No one but your MD should hear about your gas!! 😯
I think I am going to vomit….
Joe: Lol! Now THAT was funny. 😀
So now that she’s “country” she’s religious again? B/c I distinctly remember reading a quote from her a few years back where she said she was no longer religious.
She’s anything her Daddy tells her to be in order to sell records.
She is HORRIBLE!!! What a lady!!! I guess she thinks country music fans like their singer stinky?? What a moron….
Take some Beano and please go away….I don’t want to hear about the status of your colon.
Amen Leandra!
LOL!
“I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABC’s.”
The only talent she has.
At least John Mayer can play a mean guitar. Just sayin.
This woman’s whole life is TMI.
Wasn’t there a story a while back about her stripping on a webcam for him when she’s on the road?
Does she do that before or after they pray together on their cell phones…
If People Mag actually did an interview, where are the questions about how she is lending a hand to women in trouble? It seems so bizarre that a few of her lines are parsed to make silly headlines while the real news is that she performed a BENEFIT for the Rape Crisis Center. Her critics might begrudge her every move, but I bet there are many women very grateful for her help and support.
Oh, and I’ve got the single funniest fart story ever, but I guess I’d better save it for another time.
Is Jessica grateful for the help and support of the Rape Crisis Center in promoting her new album?
critic: I can’t answer that … and unless you’re Jessica Simpson, you can’t either. The point I was trying to make is that if her comments were made while introducing her songs, this would suggest a totally different picture than the “tooting, over sharing” story geared for lots of internet hits. Perception is an easily manipulated commodity, but why would we ignore or try to put a negative spin on something that can only help a worthy cause?
When is this fug nightmare of a girl going to finally go away? What is wrong w/ Tony Romo??? Can’t wait until he gets tired of her knob slobbin.
Was it really appropriate then, to discuss at a Rape Crisis Benefit no less, her body functions and spending habits?
She has said that music is just a hobby because she makes so much money from her clothing/shoe line. Please, for Christ’s sake, GET ANOTHER HOBBY!!!
ARgh! in JS’ case its spelled ‘cuntry’ 😯 (if CB will let that one pass the censor (grin)
I’m not sure what’s considered appropriate as far as bodily functions and sexual awareness benefits go, but I’m pretty sure it’s uncouth to brag about how great your relationship is at a Rape Crisis Center. Ever hear of date rape, ya dumb bitch?
Damn you and your linemen, Romo. You shall rue the day you crossed Rodgers!