Heidi Montag prays for Sarah Palin; serves food at Taco Bell

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have continued their plans for world domination by making significant contributions to three of the world’s most important areas this week: politics, world hunger, and Audrina Patridge.

They also gave a few accidentally priceless quotes, just in case you forgot how stupid they actually are.

Heidi Montag has made no secret of the fact that she supports Republican candidate John McCain for president, but it seems she’s an even bigger fan of his running mate Sarah Palin. “She will do great in the debates — she’s a strong woman and my prayers are with her,” Montag told Pop Tarts on Wednesday at Taco Bell’s Reality Check Challenge. “She has definitely been victimized by the media; it’s very hard for a woman being vice president or president. But I think she is standing strong,” Montag added.

Speaking of prayers, Heidi’s beau Spencer Pratt said he is praying for “The Hills” co-star…. Audrina Patridge, who is experiencing “personal problems” that are too dramatic to even air. “My real prayers go to Audrina; she really needs it at the moment. She is going through a lot, I just wish her and her health all the best,” Spencer said. “Something big is wrong, but it is up to her as to whether she wants to go public with it.”

[From Fox News’ Pop Tarts]

I’m pretty sure that wasn’t an accidental “Oops, I didn’t realize that by saying I’m praying for her health but I won’t talk about it because it’s her business I’ve pretty much talked about it,” slips. But because he’s Spencer Pratt and thus more notorious for doing whatever he can to create bitchy drama, it could easily be nothing at all. I’m guessing it’s actually some kind of veiled insult, like maybe he told Audrina to get her PMS under control and now he’s decided to call it a health issue to the press. Not that you can tell from looking at a person, but she appears pretty healthy. And I’d trust my cocker spaniel’s medical opinion before Spencer Pratt’s.

So what were Heidi and Spencer doing at Taco Bell? Why fighting world hunger of course.

The reality TV duo downed fast food at a Los Angeles Taco Bell to bring awareness to the World Hunger Relief Movement.

“It’s really important to be here today — world hunger is a bigger issue than people realize. Every six seconds a child dies of world hunger, so that’s a huge cause,” Montag told Tarts. “It kills more people than AIDS and tuberculosis and those diseases put together. We really need to do all we can to help out.”

[From Fox News’ Pop Tarts]

Wow. I knew a lot of children died of malnutrition or hunger, but I didn’t realize they were actually dying of world hunger. I thought that was a way of describing how this terrible problem affects people around the entire globe; I didn’t realize that world hunger in and of itself could kill. I am not at all mocking the cause, just how stupid, shallow, and empty Heidi Montag is. She’ll do whatever she can for some free press but clearly doesn’t know what the hell she’s talking about. I’m surprised anyone – politician, charity, or just the guy sitting across from these two at Taco Bell – would want Heidi and Spencer associated with their cause.

Here’s Heidi and Spencer working the counter at Taco Bell. Sadly it’s for charity and not because they finally ended up getting what they deserve. You may now throw up your chalupa. Images thanks to PR Photos.

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  1. Kaiser says:

    This must that “Team of Mavericks” Sarah Palin was talking about.

  2. Boot says:

    I never cared much for Heidi until now. Even though this article was written by a bitter sarcastic know-it-all, I am happy to see there is some sense in Hollywood re: Sarah.

  3. vdantev says:

    If they are the sort of crackerjack youthful mentality that Sarah Palin attracts, the GOP should concede the election now while they can still walk away with some dignity. 😆

  4. Bodhi says:

    She has definitely been victimized by the media

    Puh-lease. The media has been questioning her qualifications, just like it would for any other person in her position.

    If Heidi & Spencer are the furure of our country we all in for some really serious shit

  5. DogRunner says:

    So, what is going on with Audrina?

  6. zonalpony says:

    this is my first comment to celebitchy. i enjoy the site very much and i visit regularly. i just have one question: who are these people and why do they keep getting posts on this site? thankfully i have no idea what the hills is but i keep hearing these names over and over. i understand it’s your livelihood to cover dumb celebrities and the news that follows but these two jackasses don’t come up nearly as much on the superficial or wwtdd. it’s that dork’s shit-eating grin. it makes me wanna stuff those tacos up their youknowwhats. other than that, keep up the good work celebitchy!

  7. JaundiceMachine says:

    Thank god wealthy ‘celebrities’ are fighting world hunger by serving fatass Americans grade D meat and processed lard. A very Republican solution to a very real problem. Mavericks!

  8. Syko says:

    Victimized by the media? Being praised because you manage to stand at a podium without totally embarrassing yourself (I said “totally”) is hardly being victimized.

    But I can see how Heidi would relate to Palin.

    Spencer – there are no words to describe the loathing and disgust I feel for this creature, nor for the nausea that wells up in me every time I see him.

  9. Syko says:

    Oh crap, I said something bad, I’m in limbo again!

  10. Zoe says:

    Thank you Zonalpony.
    Please, someone, just either run these two over with a train or let’s just all pretend they don’t exist. kay?

  11. Carrie says:

    Once upon a time we had idols like Paul Newman. Now we have Spencer Pratt.

  12. Tia says:

    Heidi and Palin are two incredibly sick twisted human beings.. SERIOUSLY !!!!!! We will pray for both of you because you all need mental help.. pathetic, ignornant, clueless, and DISGUSTING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVIL PEOPLE.

  13. silentA says:

    Gross.
    Is she wearing an earthy brown belt with back patent ankle boots? With BIG purple nails?

    I object.

    Stop writing about them Celebitchy – I implore you!

    I only want to hear if they break up, and Spencer can’t stop crying.

  14. Jinxy says:

    I never cared much for Heidi until now. Even though this article was written by a bitter sarcastic know-it-all, I am happy to see there is some sense in Hollywood re: Sarah.

    Sarah is a shiftless, bad parent, scandalous governor and person. Her family is bunch of f’ups and frankly she’s an ignorant person who if you actually read what she says, make no sense what-so-ever. Perhaps you just have no comprehension skills? In any event Spiedi have no love for McCain at all – it’s another way to get free attention for two people who actually are on some dopey MTV soap opera, they aren’t real people at all. Characters so what they say isn’t real at all. Publicity generates income for the two dumbest, most undeserving people working on TV. They could care less about this election, or who wins it. They care about cash they make.

  15. palin's prom date says:

    let’s “pray” palin returns to Alaska soon with her tail between her legs….Maybe the locals can then start hunting losers instead of wolves.

  16. vdantev says:

    Pratt- the last name says it all.

  17. RaeJillian says:

    did you ever realize that EVERYTIME you see a photo of these two it looks like there faces have been photo shopped in? so strange!

  18. brista says:

    I think Celebitchy should jump on the ~*~*~maverick~*~*~ bandwagon and vote these people off our celebrity gossip island.

  19. Palin Fan says:

    People need to look into Obama’s credentials before Palin’s and realize that she would be more qualified for President than he. Ever noticed how nobody bothers to put Obama in the spotlight? Interesting…..let’s try and vote character over color, eh?

  20. jess says:

    *response to above comment*

    people need to look into palin’s credentials…oh wait they’re all fundamental-right-wing-nut-job-asinine-uncultured lies.

    ps. what character?

  21. vdantev says:

    Palin Fan: Haven’t seen anyone mention color of skin except for you. I think your white sheet might be showing a tad. See you at the cross burning on the bridge to nowhere in the Meth capitol of the upper upper northwest United States.

    Fear of a Black President.

  22. WTF?!?! says:

    I’m not a fan of Palin. At ALL. But mark my words, it’s going to be four more years of Republican “leadership”, Obama’s base just isn’t going to be able to pull it off, and I suspect there’s going to be one more bomb dropped regarding the Dem candidate before November 4th.

    PS I hate these two fugly posers. Can you stop subsidizing their income by buying the rights to post their photos?

  23. Kat says:

    What a couple of idiots. They could care less about world hunger. It’s all a photo-op.

  24. EH says:

    why is she talking? she probably doesn’t know a thing about politics.