Whenever some of you see photos of Justin Bieber, you remark that he looks like Hilary Swank. I can see that, especially if you go back and look at photos of Hilary when she had the really short hair. But at today’s unveiling of Justin Bieber’s wax figure at Madame Tussaud‘s, I was reminded of another celebrity woman: Ellen Page. The wax figure totally looks like Juno to me.

It’s a very rare occurrence when I actually think the wax figure looks anything like the celebrity, though. The exception to the “No one looks like their wax figure” rule is Nicole Kidman. The wax figure and Nicole are completely interchangeable.

Back to Bieb: he’s in London now, getting mobbed by English Bielibers, who I suppose are the same as American and Canadian fanatics, only the English fans scream “Biscuits!” and “Crumpets!” to their hero. And two fans even broke into Bieber’s hotel room in Liverpool! According to The Mirror/Us Weekly: “The hotel was swamped by fans all desperate to catch a glimpse of Justin, but two girls snuck in through a side entrance and stole housekeeping outfits. After ditching their regular clothes and slipping into their new costumes they got the lift to Justin’s suite and knocked on the door, calling, ‘Housekeeping.’ Having been allowed in, the girls began half-heartedly polishing tables and dusting surfaces.” After that, the girls began giggling uncontrollably as they tried to get into Justin’s bed, and they were evicted from the hotel. JB was “furious” with what went down, so he apparently checked out early or something. Whatevs.

Photos courtesy of WENN.