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Whenever some of you see photos of Justin Bieber, you remark that he looks like Hilary Swank. I can see that, especially if you go back and look at photos of Hilary when she had the really short hair. But at today’s unveiling of Justin Bieber’s wax figure at Madame Tussaud‘s, I was reminded of another celebrity woman: Ellen Page. The wax figure totally looks like Juno to me.
It’s a very rare occurrence when I actually think the wax figure looks anything like the celebrity, though. The exception to the “No one looks like their wax figure” rule is Nicole Kidman. The wax figure and Nicole are completely interchangeable.
Back to Bieb: he’s in London now, getting mobbed by English Bielibers, who I suppose are the same as American and Canadian fanatics, only the English fans scream “Biscuits!” and “Crumpets!” to their hero. And two fans even broke into Bieber’s hotel room in Liverpool! According to The Mirror/Us Weekly: “The hotel was swamped by fans all desperate to catch a glimpse of Justin, but two girls snuck in through a side entrance and stole housekeeping outfits. After ditching their regular clothes and slipping into their new costumes they got the lift to Justin’s suite and knocked on the door, calling, ‘Housekeeping.’ Having been allowed in, the girls began half-heartedly polishing tables and dusting surfaces.” After that, the girls began giggling uncontrollably as they tried to get into Justin’s bed, and they were evicted from the hotel. JB was “furious” with what went down, so he apparently checked out early or something. Whatevs.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
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creepy and disgusting. freakish even.
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Everytime I see him I can’t get over Joan Rivers on Fashion Police saying the way he dresses was why people called him a lesbian. Sorry if that offends anyone but I thought it was hysterical.
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Bieber’s security should take a page from “Saddam Husssein’s Book of Duplicity”. Drive several wax figures around town to divert his fans while he’s having milk and cookies at a secret location. On second thought, that didn’t work out so good for Saddam.
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It’s nice to see they butched him up and put him in manly-man plaid flannel.
Lol at those girls sneaking into his room – does anyone else remember this from the Brady Bunch? Except I think JB needs to sing at their prom or something now.
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I am waiting patiently for him to hit puberty. When he grows 6 inches and gains 50 pounds.
And he starts to look like Chaz Bono. Instead of Hillary Swank.
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Jezi – hilarious! That flannel shirt definitely helps keep that ball rollin’
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I think he looks like Amanda Bynes in that show where she played a boy
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No, I don’t see it. EP’s nose is pointier. The wax figure looks like a younger version of the biebs.
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He looks like Amanda Bynes in she’s the man.
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@Fire – heehee
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How long did they take to make that thing, and how much did Justin grow since they started it, because why is Justin’s real head so much bigger/longer than the other one?
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@Hautie I am waiting too
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Wow, that’s a really bad job on the part of the … wax artist? Also love that theyve got him in a checked shirt – ALL Brits think we Canadians wear those 24/7. When I lived there all my friends used to joke about all Canadians being employed at one giant checked-shirt factory. Funny.
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bieber figure is totally ellen page! wow you got that kaiser!
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They don’t look anything alike lol
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wow, he was mad that a couple of girls wanted to go to bed with him???
Isnt he a rock star?
Geez.
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Maybe cos they’re the same person? We’ve never seen them together, have we??
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The wax figure is missing the cheeks– the baby cheek puff/pout puff at the bottom. Thats also what makes it look so feminine– females have a thinner more smoothed face.
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Sweep those bangs to the side just a little bit more & voila…perfect.
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Wow, two for one, swap out the wig for a dark brown curled wig and it would be his gf, Selena Gomez!
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Find the wick and light the candle…that is one sorry likeness
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Look at that bulb. Ellen Page has an impossibly pretty Anne of Green Gables nose like Morgan Fairchild pretty! There is no resemblance to Hard Candy. Plus when did Justin Bieber ever wear a Paul Bunyan shirt? back to the drawing board or fire the original sculptor.
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The wax figure has a better tan.
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“Isnt he a rock star?”
Rock? Try Baby Pop.
Hilarious photos though!
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Yeah. How could it not?
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LMAO @:
Rita
Hautie
Quest
Johnny Depp’s Girl
Confuzzle
How old are the girls in this kid’s fan base? I’m guessing between 5-10 yrs. He is such a goob.
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That wax figure is killing me. It’s like Bieber with a look of constipation.
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Actually I think Tussaud’s just stole this from a department store window in the juniors section.
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@Kaiser don’t forget the Helen Mirren wax figure, it was freakishly good.
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My teacher friend has a girl student who gave up saying Justin Bieber’s name for Lent.
Also, why are those wax figures always ‘off’? They claim to take hundreds of measurements, but it never ends up looking like the subject. They should get sculptors to do the work, not ruler-wielders.
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Interestingly, Selena Gomez has one of the best wax figures I’ve seen;
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Which one is the real one?
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es un crimen comparar a la hermosa ellen page con el tarado de justin si en un futuro cercano justin quiere salir con ellen me voy a canada y le meto una motosierra funcionando por el trasero.
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