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Timothy Olyphant. For my, my Overwhelming Olyphant Love all began when CB gave me an Amazon gift certificate. After browsing for a bit, I decided to blow my largesse on the Season 1 DVDs of Justified, the FX series starring Mr. Olyphant. I had been hearing such great things about the series, and I had caught a few minutes here and there, and I liked the premise: an Elmore Leonard-created character, a Kentucky-born-and-bred federal marshal who comes home to fight crime, and he keeps getting dragged into old, musty family dramas. Now, I was a general fan of Olyphant before Justified – I really, really enjoyed his work in Damages, but I wasn’t, like, Fassbender-hot for him. After pouring through the Justified DVDs, though, I am completely enamored. He’s got this long, wiry, panther-like body, and the man can wear a pair of jeans and a cowboy hat. He can wear just about anything, honestly. Or nothing.
Eric Bana. Usually, Bana doesn’t get me all hot and bothered, but as I was looking through these photos, he was doing it for me. He has a really sexy little glint in his eyes, doesn’t he? Naughty bastard. I’ve been thinking about Bana the past few weeks, and I didn’t realize why he had come to mind. Then it occurred to me as I watching television – he’s in the trailer for that new Cate Blanchett movie, Hanna. He’s in the trailer for like a split second, and it took me two weeks to figure out that it’s him. My sub-conscious was trying to tell me. And now my sub-conscious is telling me to drool over these photos.
John Leguizamo. Is John hot? Well, let me ask you this: is being insanely talented hot? While John has moments (days, weeks, months) of not really being all that sexy to look at, the man is crazy talented. I’ve seen his stand-up – it’s not just straight comedy, it’s more like one-man plays that involved comedy, drama, tragedy and hijinks. He’s brilliant and crazy and wonderful. I love him.
Guy Pearce. I asked you bitches earlier this week if we should include Guy, and I’m so happy you agreed. We’ve done Guy a few times before, but he deserves more love. As I was looking up some of his older photos, I realized that I had forgotten how “pretty” he used to be. He used to be just a gorgeous man. Time, experience, and a drug addiction that he conquered took their toll, however, and he lost a bit of his prettiness. Thankfully, he stayed hot. Now he’s just manly and filled-out and kind of an older sexy-pants.
Josh Holloway. Oh, I know I include him often enough. Holloway gets a lot of love around these parts. So I have a weakness for Southern hustlers with easy smiles and cute butts (see also: Timothy Olyphant, who isn’t really Southern, but let’s pretend). I’m adding him this week because there were new photos of him posing with book at some event. Just like Kate Bosworth! Only I think Josh was posing with book because the event had something to do with children’s literacy. The Bos posed with a book because she’s a famewhore.
Garret Dillahunt. By repeated request, for some reason. Don’t get me wrong – I like Garret, a lot. He’s one of the best and most versatile character actors working today. Seriously, check out his IMDB page – he’s done EVERYTHING. I’ve seen him in everything from Oscar-winning films like No Country for Old Men, to bit parts on Law & Order, to his current comedic gig on Raising Hope (he plays baby Hope’s grandpa). What I will always remember him in, however, is his creepy turn in a show I absolutely loved, Life (starring Damian Lewis). Garret played the head Russian mobster/psychopath Roman Novikov. Anyway, enjoy:
Morris Chestnut (By CB) I’m not a fan of the skinny goatee, if you’re going to grow a goatee do it full and proud, but this guy’s gorgeous features make up for it. There’s nothing like a bald man who works the look with a little facial hair. Chestnut, 42, is a TV actor who most recently on V. I love the specs of gray in his beard and the way he’s undressing me with those eyes.
Bruce Willis (By CB) Speaking of hot bald men, here’s an action movie staple who hasn’t faded with age. Remember Bruce in the old days, working what hair he had left along with that sexy sneer? There’s something so powerful about him, like he knows what he wants and how to take you it. I still find him very hot.
Edgar Ramirez (By CB) Edgar is the baddie in The Bourne Ultimatum who fought with Matt Damon until the death in that gripping bathroom fight scene. (Update by CB April 4: He was in the beginning of the movie and in the car chase/crash scene at the end, not that fight scene. I just rewatched it!) He’s Venezuelan and is making a name for himself. There are rumors that he’s about to play a villain in the Superman franchise. Edgar needs some scruff and short hair to look his best, but he’s still adorable with floppy long hair, like the guy you didn’t take seriously in college and ended up having mind blowing drunken sex with.
Chris Hemsworth (By CB) What took me so long to notice this beautiful Aussie? Chris is Liam Hemsworth’s older brother at all of 27 and was in the Star Trek reboot. I’m disappointed to learn that he recently married actress Elsa Pataky, but I think it’s safe to assume that it won’t last. He’ll soon be on the market again, looking to drown his sorrows with a new girlfriend. He looks too scrawny in this shirtless pic, but I’m including it anyway, if only to imagine how much better he looks filled out and like a real man.
Matt Damon (By CB): Damon is my forever dong, my go-to fantasy, the guy I’ve found fascinating since I saw Good Will Hunting in theaters. He’s rarely made a dick move in public, (the whole dumping Mini Driver thing on Oprah was minor compared to what other actors have done) he’s grown into an admirable man, husband and father, and I love what an outspoken, funny guy he is. He will tell you his opinion and he won’t be pretentious about it. Damon is our dessert today and he’s creme brulee, the dessert of kings, the dessert that’s in a class by itself, crunchy and satisfying the outside, soft and delectable and melt in your mouth on the inside.
Photos courtesy of Fame, WENN, Vogue, Elle, Vanity Fair, GQ, Details, Esquire, Entertainment Weekly, Google Images.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Hot Guy Friday
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have to go with matt damon for this round.
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Good selection..some side notes if you like Timothy Olyphant you should check out Deadwood (Garret Dillant has a role on it too but he’s so creepy).
I once saw Jon Leguizamo in person a couple of years ago and although he is short he is much hotter in person, I have never seen a photo do him justice.
And Bruce is one of my all time hot guys. Not great looking but what a personality.
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I have some requests for next week! although matt damon was scrumptious. Tim Roth (yes ok not traditionally sexy maybe but include a clip with his accent…)and Chris Meloni. And if you do a lady biscuit friday soon, can we have Gillian Jacobs?
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Kaiser, have you watched any Deadwood? And awesome series, with prime Timothy Olyphant (and Dillahunt, too).
I like John Leguizamo, too — he was in My Name is Earl once and sang a bit of “Jump Around”.
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Love of my life – Bruce…huhhhh.. OMG. That man can melt my nickers with a “yeepie-ca-yea”.
I really like John L whether he is cast as a clown on Spawn or playing drag…he is funny and cute. But will always and forever love my boy Bruce.
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Kaiser, I’m a huge fan of Justified too and the show really makes you realize how SEXY Timothy Olyphant is!! I could watch him strutting around in those tight jeans & being a manly hero ALL day…
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Timothy Olyphant is such a beautiful man, and the grey in his hair and beard makes him look soo much hotter.
I did, do and will always and forever want to F*ck Morris Chestnut.
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LOVE Josh Holloway. He needs to be back on my TV on a weekly basis, pronto.
Haven’t watched Justified yet, S1 is next on my Netflix, I keep hearing it’s great.
Never noticed Garrett D before but think he’s very cute on Raising Hope (LOVE that show).
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Excellent selection! My brain shorted with the Olyphant (gah! that man in a pair of jeans! whoot!). Then my lady bits got all excited with Edgar Ramirez, Guy, Chris, Josh and Matt. Very nice HGF!
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Sigh… what a perfect HGF…
My GAWD Timothy Olyphant is a good looking man! I watched some eppys of Justified on Comcast On Demand (stupid Netflix doesn’t have the 1st season on instant yet… grrr) & ho. lee. smokes. I almost fell off my couch the few times he was walking around in just undies or a pair of jeans. Cute butt doesn’t even begin to describe that man…
I don’t think Guy Pierce has lost any of his hottness, he just grew into it. I remember lusting after him when Priscilla, Queen of the Desert came out. I think I was, like, 13 & I still love that ridiculous movie. He has the most glorious eyes…
I can’t get enough of Josh & I hope he continues to have a great career!
And Matt Damon… oh Matt… Like CB I totally fell for him in Good Will Hunting & I firmly believe that that movie & his character in is part of the reason I fell for my brilliant working-class Boston raised husband & I thank him & Ben every day! Plus… he is dead sexy in the movie.
All in all, a great job, ladies! Made my Friday so much better!
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ONE OF THE FINEST HGFs in HISTORY!!
And that’s NOT just because you included Mr. Dillahunt. And Mr. Damon. AND Mr. HOLLOWAY. and Mr. Olyphant. AND Mr. Bana…but because you introduced me to the OTHER Hemsworth.
Have a wonderful Friday, all!
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Timothy Olyphant looks like sex.
Really great sex.
Yes, I am watching Justified weekly. And its repeats too.
I grew new love for Garret Dillahunt since he started doing comedy. (I love Raising Hope.) I had only seen him as the evil scary sexy man in random shows. So him being funny on Hope is a nice change of pace.
And that Liam is a cutey. Isn’t he suppose to be the new Thor?
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Hey Kaiser, first time I ever saw Timothy Olyphant was in this movie called hitman. You should check it out, he plays one sexy ass shaved-head hitman in the movie. THAT’S when I fell in love with him (sighing) lol
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CB I think your Hot Dong Detector might need a visit to the repair shop because it is obviously on the blink! Josh Holloway is the only deserving hotty on this list. John Leguizamo?!?! LOL
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Kaiser, I’m surprised you didn’t include pics of Chris Hemsworth as Thor in the upcoming film of that title. There is nothing scrawny in those shirtless shots I’ve seen on the net. I hope you’ll include those for the future!
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EWWW..Timothy Olyphant reminds me of a dirty uncle with personal boundary issues. It’s just his look. I think mostly his eyes.
Guy Pearce on the other hand…deeeeeelish.
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Mmmm Olyphant, my celebrity crush. Excellent way to start a work day.
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hot & scruffy timothy +
super sexier-than-EVER bruce +
luxuriously luscious-lipped morris =
happy hot guy friday to me !!!!!!!!
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NICE NICE JOB LADIES!!
I loveeeee Eric Bana! ( I have several of the pics you used Kaiser )
I thoroughly enjoyed these guys this friday!! Thank you for cheering me up.
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OMG. THE OLYPHANT! I been fan of this fine ass man since Scream. Tim is ridiculously sexxxy without even trying. Most of the time I watch Justified I don’t even know what;s going on, I look @ him and drool
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john leguizamo is hot, and always good in whatever role he plays. i can do without the big chain around his neck, though – unless that chain is linking him to a bedpost.
matt damon is the man – sexy, talented, smart and he seems like a decent husband. hopefully there are no hookers and blow in his closet.
can i request jeremy sisto for HGF? or it could be a six feet under tribute – pretty much every guy on that show was/is hot. thanks, gals.
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Approve of- Timothy, Guy and Edgar. The rest-meh.
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Ladies, you’ve again outdone yourselves. Thank you for making my Friday so much better!!
Timothy = my boyfriend
Eric Bana = my boyfriend
Guy Pierce = my boyfriend
Sigh….I know…I’m a slut. LOL j/k…GREAT PICTURES!!! =)
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Thanks for Timothy O. He is so lovely.
I’m requesting Rupert Graves again, pretty please!
And I have a request for lady biscuit Friday too-Gemma Arterton.
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@ Snazzy – YES! I went and saw it in the theatre, when it was over I dragged my boyfriend to the truck and had my way. Olyphant had me so worked up. I’m fanning myself just thinking about it.
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Finally Finally Finally you put up Edgar Ramirez!!! I’ve asked for him a couple of times and thank you for making my day!! Check out his absolute hotness in a movie called Domino with Kiera Knightley where he gets down to his skivvies. Yum!
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Its like Deadwood day on celebitchy! We have Olyphant and Garret Dillahunt, all we need is John Hawkes and Ian McShane.
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Oh also: I totally approve of Olyphant’s addition on the list. He is wickee!
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Edgar Ramirez in Domino best scruff ever. Timothy in GO best stare ever…my go to dongs
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He’s got this long, wiry, panther-like body, and the man can wear a pair of jeans and a cowboy hat. He can wear just about anything, honestly. Or nothing.
This sentence is perfection
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ahh, Bruce. I used to be head over heels in love with him. He still does it for me occasionally…
Tim, Bana, and Damon- Yes, Yes, and Yes
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Timothy Olyphant was in that movie “I am Number 4″ and I took my 15 year old daughter and a couple of her friends to see it weeks ago. We walked out and as my daughter looked at me she said “Mom, that was the hottest old dude I’ve ever seen”.
I couldn’t agree more. Good God he is HAWT!
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Timothy Olyphant is a swimmer. Explains the lithe, long, lean, panther-like physique, non?
I never thought that I had a type, but I recently realized that the barely leashed energy and sexuality that exudes from a guy with a swimmer type build REALLY does it for me (see Olyphant). I am constantly amazed that he is not a leading man on the big screen.
I had the pleasure of viewing Mr.Chestnut in a play. I know that I do not need to tell you the reaction of the ladies in the audience when he removed his shirt. And the view we were treated to was just that of his back!
In my dreams, he looks out into the audience,sees me and with an arrested expression on his face slowly licks those luscious lips of his in that way that he does OH SO WELL. His gaze drops to my similarly well-shaped and full lips, then moves back up, cataloguing each of my features along the way, taking note of the fact that my skin is sun kissed and glowing in its chocolately perfection-the same as his-before finally resting on my large brown eyes. Drinking in with his sexy heavy lidded stare, its almond shape with its tilted sides that are staring right back at him, entranced. Then I smile, dimple flashing in my left cheek, and he returns it with one of his own, his teeth strong and gleaming. Somehow, we then live happily ever after in Xanadu.
*Blushes* Too much info? You and I are not THAT close for me to disclose that fantasy, you say? Sorry. *Cheekily exits with an unrepentant grin.*
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Let’s style Chris Hemsworth as a cowboy for a photo shoot…Let’s!!!
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There is something about how Timothy Olyphant wears a pair of jeans… hot damn. I fell in love with him in that movie Catch and Release.
He’s my vote for the role of Haymitch in the Hunger Games. Guy Pierce would be great for that role as well. Hot Dong in Hunger Games!
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If you like Timothy Olyphant, you MUST watched Deadwood. MUST. He is great, as per usual, but Garret Dillahunt is also in it (as two completely different characters) and there literally wasn’t a bad actor on that show. It was crazy.
God I love that man.
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I’ve lusted for Timothy Olyphant since “Go.” He has steamy makeout sessions with two women, one of them Katie Holmes (I know…but it’s hot).
Eric Bana reminds me of my girl-crush, Angie Harmon, so thanks for that.
One of these HG Fridays, can you show some old-school pics (when he was thin) of my “forever dong,” James Spader? Thanks!
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Bruce Willis all day for me!
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Garrett Dillahunt is so freakin’ hot…he’s like the hottest grandpa ever on Raising Hope.
I also love me some Guy Pierce, he looks like he’d be down for really hot, adventurous sex. I vote Mike Rowe for next HGF!
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THANK YOU for one of the best HGFs ever – Eric Bana, Olyphant and Matt Damon. Drool.
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One of the best HGF’s in recent memory!!! I mean, to start off with Olyphant and end with Damon is epic in and of itself. But the filling was all good stuff as well!
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Kaiser, NICELY DONE. One of the best Fridays EVER. I’m about to start drinking. Who’s with me?
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The Olyphant is ALWAYS sexy. I recently got into Justified too. I was already aware of how sexy Timothy is, back from Go many years ago, and also on Damages. But the cowboy hat, which I generaly dislike, really works for him. He’s a sexy man.
Also, I am happy to know I wasn’t the only person who loved Life. What a great show that ended WAY before its time.
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LOVED Edgar Ramirez in Domino. Choco Forever!
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You made my day with Timothy Olyphant! I was rewatching Season one of Sex and the City recently-I had never noticed that it was Olyphant playing the young guy with the toungue ring that Carrie spent the night with at his place. More Olyphant!! My husband got me to watch Justified this season and I love it.
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Where’s @ the Original Bellaluna this is her prime leading man!! hahaha
but seriously olyphant for headliner IS THIS MY WET DREAM?
plus damon, pearce AND BANA??
oh my i might faint!!
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Matt tries to save it at the end but not even his hottest can gloss over the fugness of this list.
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yes… a great great friday.. that timothy olyphant is like a fine wine and he just keeps getting better as he gets older..
my vote for next week that 6 foot something Tamoh Penikett (Battlestar Galactica & Dollhouse)
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One great thing about “Troy”, everybody knew what happens in the end and could focus on Bana, ok, and Pitt too. Love Holloway, absolutely the hottest rearview in jeans.
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Kaiser noooooo! Timothy ( I call him TIM when we meet at the motel, hehe)–is MINE! You can’t have him!! You picked some GREAT pics of him too–that shows passion–back off MY MAN WOMAN!!! lolz!!
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When I saw Olyphant as the banner, I knew this would be a beautiful, dong-filled day
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Yes, yes, YES!! To Timothy, Josh, Bruce, and Matt!!! (sorry, need a little minute)
Kaiser, I love you *blows kisses* for including 3 of my all time faves and honouring my requests for Timothy and Bruce. And a heartfelt “Thank You” for making my lover the header. We are truly honoured.
Anyone who hasn’t seen Justified seriously needs to watch. It’s just an awesome show, and The Olyphant is s-o-o-o-o sexy.
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Thanks for listening to me. Olyphant is one of my fave daydream dong. He’s mine, bitches, hands or whatever off. Guy Pearce, too.
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I want some Olyphant in my mouth!
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If you want a great Bruce Willis scene, check out the sly, corner of the eye conversation with Helen Mirren in Red.
It totally renewed my crush on Bruce and pretty much created one on Helen Mirren. Understated scene, but great.
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timothy olyphant-NOW WE’RE TALKING. lord jesus. his voice has always gotten to me. level, gravelly…mercy. he’s always awesome no matter what he’s’ in (first saw him in GO, cute little film btw) and hooked on him ever since. happy to hear that ‘justified’ is doing well. he deserves it.
as for bruce willis: let the church say AMEN.
nice round up this week, even when a few left me with ‘enh’.
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I’m a HUGE Bruce Willis fan, myself. He’s SMOKIN’ HOT.
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Morris Chestnut is so very, very handsome. Those eyes. Those lips. Oy.
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YUMMY to both Eric, Timothy and Guy – great way to start the weekend
Thanks!
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A warning — if you do watch Deadwood,you’ll be inclined to refer to everyone as “c*cksucker” for 3 days.
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Oh! I forgot Guy! He’s awesome, too. But not with that bleach-blond weed-whacker ‘do.
And for the last time, The Olyphant is MINE! *un-sheaths the slut shank*
@ EdithP – You’re so funny! Maybe I’ll watch it, just for that reason (and, of course, My Olyphant) alone.
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LOVE this segment every Friday! There is always at least one or two guys that do it for me in every list – this one has 5. Thanks!
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Also, I think your headlines are hilarious. “For Whom The Dong Tolls” was probably one of my favs. How about “They Call Me Mr. Dong” or “Dong on a Hot Tin Roof” or “Some Like It Dong” or “It’s a Wonderful Dong”
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Does any one else think Chris H. looks like a young Kurt Russell in the 2nd and 3rd pix? (Black jacket, grey vest, white shirt; all black suit/shirt.)
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Talk about a letdown. Last week we had Jonathan Rhys Meyers and now this? Bring back Jonny
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Cute. cute. cute. Guy Pearce has always been way hot to me — his chisled facial features are MY THANG. Also looking kinda “doable” today: YES on Olyphant…he looks like Harry Hamlin back in the day…..Eric Bana (although I just saw him a movie where he gained like 50 pounds and wore bad teeth…..he was good, but not as good as he is in this photos!!!
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YUM!!!! love Olyphant and Willis..
I’m with you 100% !!!! HOT HOT HOT..
love sexy mischievious eyes… not to mention hot bodies..
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OMG. OMG. OMG. Timothy Olyphant.
YIPPEEEEE. I saw him at an event in October of last year and he was like a magnet.
And Morris Chestnut? Dude, thanks. So great. And Matt Damon?
But Timothy Olyphant. HAPPY FRIDAY TO ME!!
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Olyphant YES!!!!
Nuff said!!!!
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i’m not a fan of chris helmsworth but hes body is so nice in that photo, not scrawny at all! I hate men that are too built.
Eric Bana mmmmmmmmm nice choice
. I never knew olyphant was so popular!
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I love Bruce Willis, he’s so sexy. Bald and beautiful..
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I scrolled through just to see some emile hirsch and there was none to be found
Next time please!!!
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When I saw all those Timothy Olyphant pictures I almost fainted! I love him (as do apparently many others today). Deadwood and Justified are both really well written shows and you will get the T.O. fix. I also highly recommend a movie “The Perfect Getaway” which is really a thriller set in gorgeous Hawaii (not for the faint of heart). Both T.O. and Chris Hemsworth are in it shirtless! Yeah. Also, love for Bruce, Morris (who is delish), Josh & Eric Bana. EXCELLENT HGF!!! Thank you so much.
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@ dj – AND there’s also some Olyphant bum in it, nekkid. How can that be bad?
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You wanna see a really hot guy? May I recommend William Levy as seen on “The Real Housewives of Miami” this week. He is one hot Cuban actor mostly seen in those telenovelas. They call him the Latino Brad Pitt but he makes Brad look homely. Check him out.
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Timothy O is awesome. He was also in that film “Catch and Release” with Jennifer Garner. He MADE that film watchable.
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Thanks for putting Matt Damon in there!
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Kaiser, thank you for this HGF. It is the best one yet. Every single one of these men are to die for. I love me some Timothy Olyphant, I watch Justified each week and omg is he amazing. He is just perfection. I miss having Josh Holloway on my tv every week. Those dimples, gah just so perfect. Matt Damon was my man back before he got all hot for everyone on the Bourne series. Edgar Ramirez has been one to watch since I saw him in Domino. Garret Dillahunt is so versatile, he is so great on Raising Hope. Bruce Willis just is. I just have to say I agree with everything that you wrote about them. Just so much awesomeness in this post.
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MATT IS SO HOT!!!
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For me it’s Eric Bana! That’s it! That’s all I need!
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I love friday dongs
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Great HGF, thanks for the Olyphant and Bana, ladies.
I’d like to request Benedict Cumberbatch for next week. I know he’s slightly wrong-looking but I haven’t been able to get him out of my head since seeing him naked in the stage production of Frankenstein on in London atm…
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Oh yeah, big boy Bana does it for me too. Can’t wait for Hanna to open next month. I do wish he’d do another comedy because his early Australian tv stuff is amazingly good.
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Bruce Willis can still put some of the young whipper snappers to shame. He has only gotten better with age.
I always thought Matt Damon was the hotter between him and Afflect during their days together, although Ben always seemed to get more press for his hotness. And yes I agree w/someone earlier who commented about him being a good husband. Just makes him that much hotter.
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TGIHGF again!
What a Friday!
Morris! John! Guy! Eric! Liam!
Thanks!
Matt!!!
Above all, Matt!
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Matt Damon, Timothy Olyphant and Bruce Willis!
Excellent job ladies. Now excuse me I need a moment.
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Ok, I have to share this with you guys – I had been looking at all the pics (for like the 10th time), thinking about “Dong,” and a coworker walked by my office. I yelled out to her, “Happy Fridong!” Think I might be a little preoccupied?? My husband better get geared up for later!
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on Timothy Olyphant, 1 must see series, DEADWOOD!!!
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GOOD JOB!! finally a set i agree with!!
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@Fire – that is HILARIOUS– “HAPPY FRIDONG!”
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WOW…!!!
Excellent Hot Guy Friday!!!
Specially for Eric & Matt…
Eric = HOT
Matt = MY DREAM COME TRUE!
i’ve also loved Matt since Good Will Hunting… i remeber perfectly how i was so amazed with his performance & his adorale cute look…he’s just gorgeous, i adore him!!! Wow… Matt Damon is simply the man of my dreams…!!
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Timothy Olypant is one of my favorite male actor,did you guys see how that guy walk and kiss,youre right kaiser he move like a panther,imagine how he would move in bed,and the way he kiss a woman OMG,i have to watch him first sometimes before i make love to my husband,to keep my motor running .My second favorite actor is Andy Garcia,another good kisser on screen.Now where’s my husband.
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my heart skipped a beat
Have a super delicious friday
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Timothy Olyphant is wonderful … but now bring on MORE Sam Rockwell and perhaps, could you also bring on James Roday? They could be twins sometimes! You should at least check to see! The cheeky smiles, the winks. You know that you want to…
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I won’t be greedy. I’ll take a large order of Olyphant with a side of Guy Pearce. The other dongs are alllll yours.
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@Violet: I TOTALLY back you on the Tim Roth request – OMG, have you ever seen Captives? That movie is like porn to me. TMI, sorry, but DAYUM! He is so effing sexy in it…
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Great list, Kaiser! This will be a very odd request, I know, but I need some Alfie Boe soon. Prefer bearded, but certainly won’t look away from baby-face photos. If you’re unsure about whether he is worthy, listen to him sing.
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Been in love with Timothy Olyphant since “Go”. The hottest drug dealer ever. Olyphant-astic!
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Eric Bana looked really good in those pics….
Can I put a request for Anton Yelchin in (yes I am requesting him again…I’m determined to make it happen).
But I would like to see a little Darren Criss and perhaps some Jesse Williams???
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Oh, lordy. Olyphant is a beautiful, beautiful man – I must admit, I didn’t really know who he was until I saw this post and a light bulb went on over my head. He had a brief stint on The Office earlier this year as a traveling salesman, and when I saw him, I immediately fell IN LOVE. Now, must check out Justified, apparently.
Guy Pearce – oh, how I have loved him since Momento, one of the best films ever made. Gorgeous, sexy, yummy.
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This is one of your best yet! Yes and thank you to Guy Pearce!
How about some Karl Urban? Loved him as the bad guy Russian in the second Bourne and he was in the recent Star Trek, gorgeous man!
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Edgar Ramirez and no Domino pictures? Blasphemy.
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Thank you!
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Eric Bana is fantastic, such a brilliant actor. But I will always remember him as “Poiter”, the mullet-wearing bogan on “Full Frontal” here on Australian TV before he made it big. It kinda kills the sex appeal…
Timothy Olyphant, however.Anytime, anywhere
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The Olyphant in “The Crazies” … long scenes of him just walking down the highway. Walking. In jeans and boots. His slim hipped and slighty pigeon-toed self … Day-um. Just watching him walk is a wonderful, wonderful thing.
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Kaiser, Timothy is like the perfectly aged, de-Fergified version of Josh Duhamel…but with talent.
I always confused Timothy and Josh when Timothy was younger.
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truly wonderful HGF. I felt guilty it was so great =) thanks!
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Yes yes yes, Eric and John L are definitely delicious snatchbait, for slightly different reasons (all of them good) but whence comes this Olyphant? Nothing. Not a twitch. Which is strange since he’s sort of my type. He even has a spectacular name. Still nothing.
Eric is so darn manly. Mmm good.
More importantly-
WHEREFORE ART THOU FASSBENDER???
Can I propose a Fassbender Friday exclusive? So we can all (well, everyone with taste) take the afternoon off and render ourselves unconscious in the nicest possible way?
I just watched ‘Hunger’ and holy crap if that performance did not deserve 1000 Oscars, point me at what does. I also just took in ‘The Devil’s Whore’ which is a stupid miniseries replete with MF with long ginger locks and some deshabile moments, in which he also acquits himself well, especially whilst on a lovely black horse. SIGH!!! Trés bon.
FASSBENDER FRIDAY. For the love of god, woman.
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John Leguizamo! I’ve had a crush on him for YEARS. I actually forgot about him until now, so thank you. He’s so sexy.
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Please, please, please– how about Matt Czuchry from The Good Wife for HGF? There’s something about him….
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morris chestnut and bruce willis, YEAH!!!
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Kaiser: do a Hot Country Friday – there are so many hot country singers out there. And I just came through Eric Michael Hopper on facebook. A new country singer but quite hot.
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@ Kiska – “Sock it to me. Sock it to me!”
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Bruce Willis is so sexy! It’s a shame that all of his children ended up looking exactly like him in female form, however…
Guy Pierce has an amazing facial structure… those cheekbones! Ah! I just always thought his mouth looked way too tight.
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OMG! Eric Bana!!
I saw him in person once, and I still can’t believe the reaction he caused in me. I met up with my husband on the second floor of a newly renovated restaurant in Toronto. He had been chatting with the manager while waiting for me, and when I arrived, he mentioned that the manager was stymied by the famous person sitting in a booth on the main floor; he knew that the guy looked familiar but didn’t know his name and was too embarrassed to ask the person himself.
I was asked to “wander downstairs” to “check out the renovations” and see whether I could identify the star. I did so, and the moment I rounded the corner and spotted the group in the booth (they were the only diners on the main floor), my brain momentarily vacated the premises. I totally lost my cool and couldn’t fake the “looking around at the design changes” shtick. Instead, I went to the ladies’ room in the basement (even though I didn’t have to!) and just sat in a stall, thinking, “OMG! Eric Bana!! OMG! Eric Bana!! OMG! Eric Bana!!”
I finally got up the courage to go back upstairs (I had to pass by their table again) and then made my report to my husband and the manager.
I’d only seen Eric in a couple of movies at that point (the Hulk and Troy; in the latter he made me completely forget about Brad Pitt and made Orlando Bloom look like a girl), and I did think he was hot, but in person? Wowee!! He is full-caps HOT!!
Thanks for reminding me of that night!
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“Mom, that was the hottest old dude I’ve ever seen”.
@ crazymary: LMAO at this.
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This should be retitled: HGF: Real Man Edition. Not a boy amongst them. Yay! I’ve had Olyphant fever since his stint on Deadwood and it has not cooled a bit! Justified is great and for you Olyphant fans rent “The Perfect Getaway”. Straight to DVD for some reason but it’s a decent underrated movie and Olyphant is shirtless nearly all the way through. And he gives a great performance, too, of course!
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I would like to second LadyLupton’s request for Benedict Cumberbatch, although I must respectfully disagree that he’s in any way, shape, or form “wrong-looking.” Odd-looking, perhaps, in all his ethereal, long-limbed, sloe-eyed glory, but if there’s a single thing RIGHT about this world, then it goes by the name of Benedict Cumberbatch.
And yes, yes, and yes to Matt Damon.
Thanks for all the lovely images!
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I don’t get the love for the Olyphant man, just don’t get it.
But Guy Pearce? All day, every day. Memento is in my top five all time favorite movie list.
And does anyone remember John Leguiziamo in that Wang Foo movie? Best looking cross dresser ever.
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I think John Leguizamo is very sexy. I see him all the time in the city (NYC) walking his poodle. Yes, ladies. Leguizamo Dong has a poodle.
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I second the recommendation for The Perfect Getaway. It’s a B-movie all the way, but the payoff is an Olyphant butt shot!
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Wow, you guys have outdone yourselves this week! Timothy, Josh, Matt and three Aussies!! Woohoo!!
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Some beautiful, beautiful men today. Olyphant, always a favorite, and getting better and better with age. I must check out Justified ASAP.
Bruce Willis! I always thought he had one of the best bodies of any male celebrity. Plus such magnetism.
And HE-llo Chris Hemsworth! Did you know he’s over 6 foot 2? Damn, he’s cute AND tall… I guess I’ll have to watch Thor.
John Leguizamo doesn’t do it for me but he’s crazy talented. Love him.
Guy Pearce – too thin.
Eric Bana – i can see how hot he is, but strangely, the hotness doesn’t elicit any responde in me.
All in all, a great selection! Thanks Ladies!
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Kaiser: Your description of Matt is perfect!!!
Josh looks like a nerd with short hair.
Olyphant looks alot like Fergie’s husband
Eric Bana: he’s mine and mine ONLY!!!
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Great list. Timothy Olyphant is the dreamiest.
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I agree with the previous posters – Deadwood is a must for Olyphant fans.
In other news…whoa, Guy Pearce once had a drug problem?
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Guy should definitely not do Blond. Josh should not do Short. Chris H <3. Bruce <3. Eric okay. Otherwise, meh.
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