Lindsay Lohan has been getting “vicious threats”

Sometimes I worry that Lindsay Lohan just doesn’t have enough drama in her life. I mean things are so calm they’re almost dull. What is she going to use as inspiration for her legendary acting? What emotionally-charged experiences can she flash back to when things are this placid? Luckily a little drama’s been brought back into LiLo’s life, though probably not the kind even she cares for. Lindsay’s been receiving some epic (or as she puts it, “biblical”) threats lately, and she’s so worked up about it she actually has an L.A.P.D. officer protecting her. Though something tells me he’s actually just making her grilled cheese sandwiches at 2 a.m.

Lindsay Lohan is reported to have turned to LA police after becoming the victim of vile abuse.

The actress, who is currently the close companion of DJ Samantha Ronson, 31, is said to have received ‘Biblical’ threats at 3 different Californian addresses.

Now she has been assigned a police guard to protect her, claims the Daily Star.

[From Now Magazine]

I never want to cast a shade of doubt of Lindsay Lohan’s sexual orientation, but I can’t help but wonder if this upstanding L.A.P.D. officer is just a very good looking man in a uniform. You know, some random guy Lindsay passed on the street, and forgetting she’s with a woman now, grabbed and dragged home before she could think about it. Then when Samantha came home Lindsay randomly came up with this B.S. excuse about some threat and this guy naked in bed was actually an undercover cop protecting her. Which is better done naked. It’s just so hokey that I’ve got to think there’s something else behind it. And with Lohan, you know it’s either drama or sex. Preferably both.

Here’s Lindsay at a photoshoot on September 23rd in Hollywood. Images thanks to Fame.

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  1. geronimo says:

    “Biblical threats”? Now who does Lindsay know that might do such a thing? Someone with a very loose mouth who regularly spews pious, hypocritical Christian values….?

    Hmmm…I’m getting the letter ‘M’…

  2. xiaoecho says:

    Not surprised she’s getting abuse. Certain types are utterly obsessed with what strangers get up to in the privacy of their own homes – can’t you see all those ‘nice’ people working themselves into a lather of indignation at what Lindz and SamRo get up to after dark? They’re called wowsers.

  3. xiaoecho says:

    God Geronimo, I never thought of that! LOL :lol:

  4. geronimo says:

    xia, I think it certainly comes within his behaviour patterns. Aside from being a monumental ar*sehole, he really comes across as deranged and unstable….he’d be at the top of my suspect list!

  5. Mairead says:

    ‘morning ladies :D

    So – someone is threatening her pasty arse with a plague of locusts and the annexation of her gaff by the Roman Republic then?

    I hope that policeman comes armed with a great big fly swatter. :wink:

  6. xiaoecho says:

    Mornin’ Mairead :-)

    Geronimo……..hasn’t she taken out a restraining order against him – if so sending her anything would be an arrestable offence wouldn’t it? Agree that he’s enough of a wackjob to do it.

  7. geronimo says:

    Xia – well yes, but he really doesn’t strike me as someone who would be put off by a restraining order. In fact, it would probably be the thing to send him over the edge and unleash the mouth-frothing, eye-bulging, deranged, biblical threat-sending, inner beast. 8O

    Hey Mairead! :-)

  8. xiaoecho says:

    Geronimo…….That would be the same mouth-frothing, eye-bulging deranged inner beast Dina saw the moment they made Lindsay

    I’ve got a soft spot for Lindsay —it can’t be easy ‘living Lohan’

  9. geronimo says:

    :D The same one! I’m anti-Michael rather than pro-Lindsay but I do like her a whole lot more since she’s hooked up with Sam, who I really like.

  10. Kate says:

    Well there are some vicious comments against her all around internet lately it wont suprise me.But we have pics of her every second of the day and i dont see any police protection so i bet this story is bull.Just saw some pics of her from an event last night and i must say she keeps on looking better and better lately,and healthier too.Iam glad.I do hope she and Samantha move out of La. :?

  11. dutchi says:

    when will it be okay to come out of the closet without getting harrassed??

  12. vdantev says:

    Which is why I thank God I’m an atheist.

  13. Tia says:

    Threats are nothing to take lightly. It is a damn shame people think they have the right to tell another grown human being what they can or can do with their life. Give me a fn break. Whoever is doing it (probably her father) is a worthless, lowlife who is miserable with their own existence.. ONLY A PIECE OF SHIT would do this type of disgusting behavior.. TRULY !!

  14. Kaiser says:

    The threats are probably in the vein of “Godz wantz you to fcuk teh menz and stop with teh gayz. Leviticus 10:2″

    But hey, I’m just familiar with Michael Lohan’s writing style.

  15. Because I say So says:

    Geronimo, Xia, & Kate: Can you three explain to me what makes this couple so special? I follow gossip like everyone else on this site but I just fail to see how these two, particularly Lindsay, are now more interesting. Yes, LL is dramatic and courts trouble, but SR is utterly uninteresting. I mean this in all sincerity: can someone please explain their attraction to this couple?!

  16. Codzilla says:

    I agree that it’s probably her batsh*t dad.

    Kaiser: Love your Leviticus quote. :lol:

  17. Kate says:

    Well first they are an unconventional couple.Samantha is realy someone who chose a very different life from the one she could have,she is very rich,her family is old money,she doesnt need to work,she has a University degree,yet she lives in a very simple way working as a dj,just because she adores music,she is very private,very smart and shy.As for Lindsay i wasnt such a fan,until i read more about her life,her troubles,her family,how she had to work from an early age,providing for everybody,and how she is the complete opposite from Samantha,very open,a public figure if we could say,very real,coming from a very troubled family,i actually love the way she answers back to the paps when they provoke her,how she seems to do everything opposite in the Hollywood industry.Compine that with the fact they are attacked for no obvious reason just because they are together living their life,i support them and like them.Iam particularly angered by the name calling against Lindsay for example,and no one is giving her a second chance,when so many other Hollywood stars have done worst and were called rebels and unique and so on just because they played the industrys game.Thats a quick sum up. :lol:

  18. xiaoecho says:

    Because I say So……They are ‘cute’ because they are so obviously in love, you have to admit neither of them have ever looked so good. SamRo has seemed to come out of her shell before the publics eyes. I think the attraction is also in part because Lindsay has been so obviously unhappy for the last couple of years and to see her SEEMING to find herself is heartwarming – only time will tell.

  19. geronimo says:

    @Because I say so – I’ve always liked Sam, very grounded, very much her own person. Have little interest in Lindsay but feel a modicum of sympathy for her since I’ve been following the goings-on of her reptilian, whore-mongering parents on here. :twisted:

    Kaiser – I imagined it with loads of spelling mistakes and frantic cross-outs. And in green ink! (It IS him, I know it!)

  20. SeVen says:

    ” I shall smite thee with thy penis in his holy name until thee repent from thy evil ways oh unholy lesbian!”

    Something like that yeh?

  21. Jenna says:

    I LOVE grilled cheese at two in the morning..

    But I do like the couple. Sam seems to have grounded her in a sense. I thank god that when I come on in the mornings, afternoons, and evenings… Okay I come on everytime I’m at my computer. I’m just happy there are no vajayjay shots of Lindsay.

  22. anony says:

    Why does she always dress like Rollergirl from Boogie Nights?

  23. Because I say So says:

    Thanks for the explanations! :D I can see what everyone’s saying. I guess I’m just indifferent. Oh well.

  24. jess says:

    I hate to admit this, but i used to be one of the people who thought “gay=BAD BAD BAD.” On my defense, I was in high school, and I never pushed it on anyone, threatened anyone, or discriminated against someone because of their sexual orientation. I just didn’t think it was right.

    Now that I’ve gotten older, this viewpoint blows my mind. Maybe it’s because a good majority of my closest friends are gay (i would like to argue that it is just a maturity thing though), but I can’t comprehend telling someone else how to live their life. These yes on prop 8 (my very religious mother is one unfortunately) supporters really sadden me.

    Lindsay and Sam are a good example. Here you have two lovely young ladies, going about their own lives and doing no harm to others, or visibly forcing it down someone elses throat. Yet there are people going out of their way to waste their own energy getting angry and worked up over something they have no control over. why? don’t even get me started on ellen and portia. those 2 are wonderful and donate much more time and money than most of their hetero equivalents….

  25. Bodhi says:

    They have 3 addresses in CA? No wonder Sam is pissed about LL spending so much money!

    I call BS on this story. There are way more high profile gay couples & I imagine that LL & SR aren’t really on the anti-gay nut-job radar

  26. Liz says:

    Sorry JayBiord but I think you are way off base with this one. I find it all more than likely that she is getting threats based on her being with Samantha. There’s a lot of fear and hate being whipped up in America at the moment, and a lot is targeted against gays. And with her dad being so public about everything…

    I think it is far more likely she is getting threats and needs protection rather than deciding to bring home a cop.