Sometimes I worry that Lindsay Lohan just doesn’t have enough drama in her life. I mean things are so calm they’re almost dull. What is she going to use as inspiration for her legendary acting? What emotionally-charged experiences can she flash back to when things are this placid? Luckily a little drama’s been brought back into LiLo’s life, though probably not the kind even she cares for. Lindsay’s been receiving some epic (or as she puts it, “biblical”) threats lately, and she’s so worked up about it she actually has an L.A.P.D. officer protecting her. Though something tells me he’s actually just making her grilled cheese sandwiches at 2 a.m.
Lindsay Lohan is reported to have turned to LA police after becoming the victim of vile abuse.
The actress, who is currently the close companion of DJ Samantha Ronson, 31, is said to have received ‘Biblical’ threats at 3 different Californian addresses.
Now she has been assigned a police guard to protect her, claims the Daily Star.
[From Now Magazine]
I never want to cast a shade of doubt of Lindsay Lohan’s sexual orientation, but I can’t help but wonder if this upstanding L.A.P.D. officer is just a very good looking man in a uniform. You know, some random guy Lindsay passed on the street, and forgetting she’s with a woman now, grabbed and dragged home before she could think about it. Then when Samantha came home Lindsay randomly came up with this B.S. excuse about some threat and this guy naked in bed was actually an undercover cop protecting her. Which is better done naked. It’s just so hokey that I’ve got to think there’s something else behind it. And with Lohan, you know it’s either drama or sex. Preferably both.
Here’s Lindsay at a photoshoot on September 23rd in Hollywood. Images thanks to Fame.