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Hot Guy Friday: The Beautiful & the Donged

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Nathan Fillion. I decided to make Nathan our headliner this week for a multitude of reasons. First of all, no one dislikes Nathan. He seems like a genuinely nice guy, he’s great to his fans, and people really like his work in either Firefly or Castle (or both). I’m a Castle fan, and a few months ago I gave my DVDs to my mom, and now she’s OBSESSED. Like, Hamm Dong Obsessed. Those are her two men, actually: Jon Hamm and Nathan Fillion. They are Her Men. I swear, she might even write poetry about Nathan’s profile, she loves it so much. In addition to all of that, we always get requests for Nathan, and y’all are always thrilled when we acknowledge him. Oh, and another reason: he’s seriously cute. Like, he’s funny and he enfuses his characters with sweetness and he just seems accessible and cool. And finally, I decided to make him headliner because I found some INCREDIBLE vintage photos of him. They involve a bandana, too-short jean shorts and roller blades (those photos are at the end of the series). I love him!!!

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Eric Balfour. I’ve included Eric before, to mixed results. I just want to make this clear: I don’t really care about him as a person, or as an actor (although he’s not really a bad actor – he‘s moderately talented). My interest in Eric is purely carnal. My lust for him is only for his body, not his mind. He has one of those long, lanky bodies that I just adore. You could bounce quarters off of that ass. And his face… well, he’s not classically handsome, but I’m very, very attracted to him. Sigh… Balfour Dong, I love thee.

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Idris Elba. ‘Dris (his rap name, fo’ real) is a regular on here, but we haven’t featured him in a while. It’s always nice to revisit some favorites. I love his arms. I want to lick them.

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Kevin Durand. I like to keep Kevin Durand in the mix, because for the longest time, I thought I was the only one who had erotic thoughts about his totally evil mercenary Keamy on Lost. Turns out, lots of people were struck by sexual urges when we saw that dead man’s switch attached to his bulging bicep. And as it turns out, Durand gets a bad rap as a bad guy: many know him primarily as a comedian! Oh, and he’s Canadian. And he’s hot, hot, hot.

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Matthew Rhys. Last week I suggested that we should spend more time devoting ourselves to this lovely, sad-eyed, gorgeous-in-a-tragic-poet-way Welshman. So, here he is. I totally agree with those of you who say he’s kind of Gerard Butler-esque. I see it too! That’s my type too, in addition to the tall, lanky ones. I go for pasty-faced, dudes with pretty eyes and pretty accents. Now if only I could find a man who combined those two types…? (Hint: MICHAEL FASSBENDER.) Back to Matthew: some of wonder if he’s gay, because he plays a gay character so well on Brothers & Sisters…? From what I can tell, he’s straight. He’s said as much in several interviews.

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Jim Caviezel. By request. You’ve got to understand, most of the time you ladies (and gentlemen!) request men, my immediate reaction is either “Who?!?” or “Ew, gross.” There has been one commenter in particular who was so steadfast in her Jim Caviezel obsession that I tend to think she might be on his payroll. But, whatever. Here you go. I have never seen it – I actually think he looks rather smarmy and gross, and as you know, I have a pretty high tolerance for smarmy and gross (Gerard Butler). Jim reminds me of those closet-case Republicans who spend their days trying to codify gay-bashing and spend their nights paying male hookers to spank them. I’m not saying that’s who Jim Caviezel is, I’m just saying that’s the vibe I get from him. We have some new photos of him too – he was photographed this week filming the pilot for a new TV show, Person of Interest. Those are the pics with Michael Emerson (from Lost).

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Eddie Izzard. By request, and I asked my Twitter followers whether or not we should feature Eddie in drag and without. The verdict was mixed, so you’re getting one drag photo, some non-drag photos, and a couple where I think Eddie is just wearing some butch eyeliner (FYI: I love eyeliner on men!). While I’m not personally all hot and bothered for him, I’m not judging those who are hot for him. He has personality, I’ll give him that.

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Derek Luke (By CB) Derek starred in 2002′s Antwone Fisher, where he was perfect as the vulnerable Naval officer struggling to deal with his past. He hasn’t had many high profile roles since but he’s worked steadily and was on the TV show Trauma until last year. Looking at these photos of him in character for Trauma, I’m reminded of how much I love a man in uniform. He’s the fantasy police officer who responds to your scene just the way you like it.

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Wentworth Miller (By CB) We haven’t featured this hottie in some time. He was nice eye candy on Prison Break with those piercing eyes and that chiseled body. He was supposed to be the next big thing, but we haven’t heard much of him lately. That’s a shame because he makes such a fine leading man.

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Scott Speedman I don’t remember seeing anything this guy has done except for Felicity, but he’s definitely a beautiful man. Scott’s got that dual appeal of a scruffy down home boy and cleaned up hottie next door. All he has to do is shave and put on a suit. I’m getting a little fluttery just looking at photos of him. He even looks great with a full beard. He looks gorgeous in just about every photo, which makes me imagine how he’s look crawling out of bed to get me a cup of coffee.

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Leonardo DiCaprio (By CB) Leo is our dessert today, and I declare him one of those pudding parfaits in a glass with the layered goodness and topped with berries. He’s a multi-faceted man who has forged his own way and been incredibly successful and focused at his craft. He rejected the heartthrob image post Titantic, went for a more substantive career and is one of the best (and highest paid) actors working today. He’s always been phenomenal at convincing us that he is a character, in movies from Gilbert Grape to Inception, and he has a couple of big roles coming up, in J. Edgar and The Great Gatsby. I love watching Leo on the big screen and it won’t be long before he can tack “Academy Award Winner” in front of his name.

I also go for guys who take care of themselves, but still look like they enjoy a good meal and don’t spend all their free time in the gym. Leo is that guy. He goes his own way, he isn’t working to please anyone, he makes bank and that’s sexy. Bonus pic of Djimon Hounsou! (We’ll feature him again. Kimora hasn’t sucked the appeal out of him yet.)

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Photos courtesy of Fame, WENN, Vogue, Essence, Vanity Fair, GQ, Details, Esquire, Flaunt, The Telegraph, Entertainment Weekly, Google Images.

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129 Responses to “Hot Guy Friday: The Beautiful & the Donged”

  1. kelbear says:

    Someone I would love to see on HGF is James Lafferty who plays Nathan on One Tree Hill. Or even Lee Norris because he is cute in a quirky way.

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  2. Eve says:

    Hmmm…where’s Mark Strong? You (Kaiser) talked so much about him last week that I was certain he’d be here today.

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  3. CC says:

    Is it strange that I can see Matthew Rhys as Richard Burton in a hypothetical Liz Taylor biopic? Don’t know who would play Liz though!

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  4. Marjalane says:

    Excellent choice for desert:

    Leo “carb-face” Dicaprio!

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  5. jm says:

    It’s curtains for you Dr. Horrible. Lacy, gently wafting curtains…

    I hope someone gets this

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  6. kpist says:

    Scott Speedman is in all the Underworlds w/ Kate Beckinsale, full blown hottie

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  7. rerun delaney says:

    oh GOD how i NEEDED THIS. a few misses, but yes, yes YES. nathan fillion…omg. have loved him since ‘firefly’…big, big fan. i dream of nestling in his arms, having a lazy afternoon nap on his chest…as for idris, you can lick his arms…i’ll take that whittled midsection. good gawd! leo was the perfect finish. now i can continue with my day…sated.

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  8. rightgrrl says:

    maybe i’ve missed it or maybe i am alone in my crush, but how about some topher grace? mmmmm he is a cutie!!

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  9. KattyKat says:

    I don’t know who most of these guys are and I really don’t want to. Thumbs up to Eric B.

    I don’t think Caviezel is a *closet* Republican. He’s the real deal. He’s uber-Catholic not like Mel Gibson scary; but old school like my great-grandpa scary. He’s not likely to be a gay basher more of an anti-gay, anti-abortion, anti-fornication pontificator.

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  10. Chickie Baby says:

    THANK YOU, THANK YOU for Nathan Fillion! He’s adorable and totally dreamy and the kind of man you want to wake up next to every day for the rest of your life. Adore him!

    Eric Balfour should always have a tan. He wears it well and it just sets off that lankiness that makes him so darn sexy.

    Jim Cavaziel is an interesting addition–he’s seriously married, seriously NOT a Hollywood type at all, and seriously Catholic. He’s stated in interviews that he chooses projects that allow him to keep is own morals intact (hence the Passion of the Christ flick) and not compromise his faith. Seems like a nice guy, too.

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  11. jc126 says:

    That guy with the mustache was kind of “eh” until I saw that pic of his naked rear end- quite hot. Damn!
    I didn’t know Wentworth Miller came out. He’s really handsome, fabulous eyes.
    Eddie Izzard??? Was he meant as some sort of palate cleanser between courses?
    Leonardo DiCaprio – still have nothing but love for him.

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  12. GeekChic says:

    Nathan Fillion as the headliner makes up for the inclusion of Jim Caviezel. Kaiser, I get the same vibe from him that you do. He creeps me out, and comes across as a sanctimonious prick. But Fillion… well, Kaiser, tell your mom he’s MINE. Hands off!

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  13. schnauzers!!! says:

    I want Eric Balfour to be my Fantasy LOVAH!!!! At least in dreams, right? ;) He is pure sex on a stick.

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  14. KatieM says:

    Yay Nathan Fillion! I have loved him since his days on Buffy. Glad to see him on here!

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  15. Heatheradair says:

    heh heh heh – my mom is completely obsessed with Nathan Fillion, too…….I think he was the first person she followed on Twitter……

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  16. Lucky Charm says:

    THANK YOU, Kaiser, for starting this off with Nathan Fillion! I love to watch Castle (or Murder He Wrote as my son calls it, lol!) just for the eye candy that is Nathan, and the cute Irish cop, too (I forget his name at the moment). Now my Friday is complete.

    In that headband he looks like Jason Bateman, which is ok, because I think Jason’s a cutie, too.

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  17. Stubbylove says:

    Cheers to Kevin Durand and Scott Speedman!

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  18. MikeyAngel says:

    Thank you sooooo much for Jim Caviezel! He is a republican, and a devout catholic (who has spoken against stem cell research), but I don’t think he looks smarmy (my opinion),although his new pics make him look like Patrick Dempsey (which is not a compliment). He has adopted two children from china with brain tumors (or at least that is what his wiki says). Either way, thank you so much, made this HGF that much better! He won me over in Count of Monte Cristo.

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  19. RHONYC says:

    Nathan Fillion. as cute as he is, i haven’t been able to get it up for him since i watched him as the psycho, misogynistic, murdering priest on ‘Buffy’.

    Eric Balfour. 3 words:

    chick.
    waist.
    ew.

    Eddie Izzard. he is strangely sexy to me. very naughty!

    Idris Elba. great score on those shots!
    in the tub.
    in the back of the car.
    all PERFECTLY great places for a girl to sit down.

    on his face. ;-)

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  20. Hollowdoll says:

    Fillion, Izzard, Wentworth, Speedman, Leo all awesome choices. I enjoyed the Underworld series. I was not aware Wentworth had come out either. Good on him. I do hope no matter what he is happy.

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  21. Darla says:

    Eddie!!!!!!!!!
    *Sqees like Columbia in The RHPS

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  22. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    Eric Balfour’s ASS!!! OMG. I love a nice hard round rear on a man.. whew!

    I loved the choices again this week ladies! Great job!

    I have come to love Leo. When he was younger he was too baby faced for me but now, YUMMY!! Manly! Also, I dont get it why he has not won an ACADEMY AWARD, he is truly a gifted actor. Lick Lick

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  23. Heather says:

    The only guy I find attractive on this week’s list is Leo.

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  24. Jasmin says:

    I watched Skyline the other day and now I have a hatred for Eric Balfour….. Man that was an awful movie, and he sucks in it too! The facial hair is just a complete joke.

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  25. yum says:

    Nathan.F is sooo yummy mmmmmm!!!!

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  26. Jess says:

    OMG, the rollerblades shot. Where did you find that? Amazing for so many different reasons.

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  27. Nanea says:

    TGIHGF again!

    Idris, Derek, Nathan, Eric, Leo, Wentworth, Scott…

    You may keep GB, Kaiser, I’ll gladly take MR off you whenever my DH is looking the other way (at Cate or Monica…)

    Great mix!

    Oh, and Eddie – I like him either way, even with those blond highlights in the Stella Artois pic, in fact it’s my favorite in this serious, apart from the one of him running that marathon for charity.

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  28. jen says:

    YAY Nathan Fillion! Now we just need Rupert Graves and my life will be complete! :)

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  29. SHump says:

    I kind of love that you put Eddie Izzard in there. I’ll never get the appeal of Leo, though. I still see him as a kid. He just looks like an over grown teenager to me. It’s like I’m related to him, or something. I can see that he’s not bad looking, but… no attraction whatsoever.

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  30. Hautie says:

    I completely understand the Eric Balfour thing.

    It started for me on “Six feet Under” show. Then he was on some car commercials as the devil, that were funny.

    I love the facial hair on him. He is one of those guys that need to have the, Van Dyke. I have seen him without the facial hair and I was not pleased with the look.

    It is the same thing with Tom Selleck. That man needs to keep his mustache. There are just some men that the facial hair makes their looks.

    And Eric Blafour is that guy to me.

    Ohhhh and yes quarters would bounce off that tight ass of his. :)

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  31. RHONYC says:

    @ Johnny Depp’s Girl

    you say ‘manly’, but on family guy they called it his ‘Elvis’ phase.

    :lol:

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  32. TXCinderella says:

    Nathan Fillion…Yum-O

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  33. Lindy says:

    O how I love me some Nathan!!! Thanks–made my day:)

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  34. Bailey says:

    everybody is hot,

    except
    Caviezel and DiCaprio do nothing for me!

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  35. Melanie says:

    Nathan Fillion! Yes!

    @jm, one of my favorite lines from Dr. Horrible’s Sing Along Blog.

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  36. elena says:

    could I get a Joe Flanigan for next HGF? he’s not as famous as some of your guests, but I find him to be gorgeous and funny ( watch his hair struggles on you tube). pretty please!!!! thanks

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  37. junipergreen says:

    The only two I find remotely attractive are Nathan Fillion (HOT!!) and Leo. Maybe I have weird taste?

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  38. Quest says:

    For a minute I thought I was on some porn site or something….Good Gawd Kaiser …I suddenly feel weak at heart, love, love, love those choices [drooling]

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  39. MMF says:

    Wentworth is gay?
    Say it isn’t so.

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  40. WOM says:

    “Mommy, why are you looking at that man’s naked bum?” my son asked as he walked past the computer.

    If I weren’t in a Fillion-induced haze of lust, I’d be really angry at you, Kaiser. My kids thinks I’m pervy!! But I can’t be angry with you. Not when you’ve given me the gift of Fillion and his bandana and his inline skates! Bonus points for Speedman and Izzard. Thanks.

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  41. TQB says:

    I’m amused that you featured Nathan Fillion and Kevin Durand the same week – both exceptionally hot dudes, but both of whom it took me a long time to be able to look at them without being terrified. I literally had a nightmare about Keamy. Ack. And Nathan Fillion on Buffy was just completely terrifying. I honestly did not watch Firefly because I was still freaked out by him.

    But hotness conquers fear, in the end!!!

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  42. Zelda says:

    No one who gets me hot this week.
    Though I absolutely adore Eddie Izzard as a comedian so shout-outs to him anywhere is rad.
    And I maintain that DiCaprio must stop trying to work that “is-it-facial-hair-or-dirt?” look

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  43. nikkers says:

    I second the request up there for Mark Strong.

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  44. Megan says:

    Amazing week thanks CB… Leoooo mmmmmmm *licks*

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  45. sassenach says:

    I really really want to slap Balfour’s ass. So nice.

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  46. Kim says:

    Squeeeeee! Thank you so much for featuring Cap’t Tightpants. I adore Nathan.

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  47. Lisa says:

    Scott Speedman was in XXX State of the Union – Gorgeous!!! Oh, and When did Wentworth Miller come out? Nothing against it, but I just died a little inside… :P

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  48. Victoire says:

    WAIT could someone please explain me:

    Did Wentworth Miller really came out ???

    I know there are some rumors but did he admited ?

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  49. bluhare says:

    You ruined whatever I had going on by putting DiCaprio in. Blech.

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  50. Lucy says:

    Wentworth Miller, Scott Speedman and Jim Caviezel!!! Jim is so talented, great actor!!!

    HGF rules! :)

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  51. LadyLupton says:

    Thanks for a great effort ladies. Loving the Kevin Durand shots. I didn’t know Wentworth Miller came out, good for him!

    I still request Benedict Cumberbatch for next week! And I second Mark strong for HGF as well.

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  52. wemmz says:

    I have never seen Julian Mcmahon on here.
    He is one of the most beautiful men on the entire planent !

    REQUEST REQUEST !
    i would just DIE.

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  53. Daysma says:

    REQUESTS:
    Edgar Ramirez
    Jeffrey Donovan
    Eion Bailey

    I love Nathan Fillion he’s so cute and so boy next door. Does anyone else wish Leo and Kate would finally get together?
    Oh and yummy on Scott!

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  54. NancyMan says:

    WOW, I guess I’m out of touch with the what’s considered sexy. While I think all of the men are attractive and many are probably even more appealing when you get to know them, I don’t find any of these guys especially ‘hot’ in the abstract. Some of the pictures make them look kinda average.

    That’s a first for me on this blog. Usually there’s at least one I’d like to jump on!

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  55. k says:

    Those Fillion rollerblading pics are hilarious!

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  56. Leah No-No says:

    At first I was really mad about my Nathan Fillion lady-boner almost being crushed by the headband photos, however all was quickly forgiven when I saw Idris.
    and so glad to know I’m not the only one with an Eddie Izzard in drag crush!

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  57. suggabugga says:

    wow, that was … you might as well have thrown Perez Hilton in the mix.

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  58. hoganbcmj says:

    Thank you for featuring Nathan Fillon and Eric Balfour. Scott Speedman is one of the hottest actors working today, in my opinion. He’s like an undiscovered gem. I’m glad the mainstream media hasn’t overexposed him yet. He’s my little secret, really ;)

    SIDE NOTE: Leo? Really? Just, no. His face just looks puffy and round to me, no jaw to speak of. Puffy, and no.

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  59. Gabrielle says:

    REQUEST:
    Jon Kortajarena
    He’s so pretty.

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  60. curegirl0421 says:

    OMG those Nathan Fillion skate pics are PRICELESS. I luff them so much.

    Thank you mistress.

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  61. Katie says:

    Wentworth Miller is gay? I totally missed that. I would never have guessed, although in retrospect Wentworth is quite possibly the gayest name ever.

    I think Nathan Fillion truly is universally adored.

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  62. DeeBee says:

    YES to Nathan, Idris, Eddie and Scott! Also, ALL MEN SHOULD WEAR EYELINER.

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  63. vanessa says:

    i never agree with anything on this blog, but I AGREE WITH NATHAN FILLION!
    xoxoxo

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  64. mooncake says:

    Jim Caviezel looks like Maury Povich!

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  65. K says:

    EEEEEEEEE!!!! Nathan AND Eddie? Guh, pour some caramel on them and eat ‘em up!

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  66. Ashley says:

    It’s like you’re in my brain.

    I just watched the Leo-Danes version of Romeo and Juliet and fell head over heels for Leo all over again.

    And Nathan, MY NATHAN!
    He and Josh Holloway are my forever dong.
    He’s SO kind to his fans, and is lovely (at least on twitter) to the people he works with.

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  67. Miss masseuse says:

    Thank you, thank you, thank you for those Idris Elba shots. I will happily fight you to get a lick of those arms!
    Over here in the UK he was in a series called Luther where he plays a moody detective, I strongly advise all you Idris fans to check it out :)

    Could I please put in some requests for future HGF…..
    Carmine Giovinazzo (CSI NY, cute specs appeal)
    John Stamos (an oldie but a goodie!)
    Ewan McGregor (do I need a reason!)

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  68. moon says:

    Ok, yes, there are some nice looking men for HGF but wheres a shot of Tommy Flanagan???? We’ve seen these guys that were included 100 times over, try some different flavours Celebitchy, maybe not enough women know who Tommy darling is, bet more would like him if you gave him a chance, at least you included Kevin, he’s got a sharp edge.

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  69. auntie git says:

    I LOVE Nathan Fillion! Wasn’t he on Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place?? Love all these pics…thanks!

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  70. Sunday says:

    KAISER; When did Wenworth come out? Proof or didn´t happen :D

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  71. Lynda says:

    a big ho-hum meh except for Leonardo, but he has been in my heart forever.

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  72. lucy2 says:

    Captain! I love Nathan Fillion so much I even watch Castle on DVD despite thinking it’s terribly predictable. And I’ve always heard he’s just the nicest guy, which makes him even hotter.
    Sorry, Eric B creeps me out, and even more so after seeing those odd photos where he’s doing poses usually reserved for female swimsuit models.
    But you followed it up with Idris, so all is forgiven.

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  73. Celebitchy says:

    @Victoire I guess he didn’t come out. I should reword that. There are just rumors is all and some photos of him out with his supposed boyfriend, but I thought it was pretty well known. I’ll reword!

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  74. Erin says:

    The only one remotely hot was Jim Cavizel…the rest…eh, not so much

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  75. katrina404 says:

    Eric Balfour is so yummy. Meh on the rest

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  76. dj says:

    @ JM totally GOT it! LOL. Love, love, love, Nathan Filion. I would love to see him in the remake of Magnum PI. He would be perfect. I get Balfour in a creepy, hot, dirty way. Skyline did bite it hard though. Most of his stuff tanks. Kevin Durand. Lovely. Great list today!! Really interesting and not classically beautiful men. How wonderful!

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  77. KellBell says:

    I’m not sure if my current and forever obsession has been on HGF yet, but can I request Maksim Chmerkovskiy from Dancing with the Stars? Dear Lord, that man is perfect in every way. His bad boy attitude, his rock hard ass, accent, everything. And he was on the Ukranian Bachelor… actor-ish, no? Please please please put him on a Friday, he is my forever dong.

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  78. lexirei says:

    Thanks for adding Leo. I will forever have a crush on him.

    Eric was great on “Six Feet Under”. Haven’t seen much of him since.

    Derek Luke is seriously underrated.

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  79. Mari says:

    I 2nd Jeffrey Donovan****

    Scott Speedman- delish!

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  80. Darlene says:

    ok, there are WAY better photos of Eddie in drag than those!!! He’s got KILLER legs.

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  81. Mrs. Darcy says:

    Thank you CB, you just ticked three major crush boxes – Fillion, Wenty, and Ben from Felicity, not bad at all! Ok I had forgotten about Ben from Felicity but he is a hottie. Wentworth has not come out, I could care less, he’s such a beautiful man regardless. Fillion, I’ve always liked him despite him not being my type – too preppy, but he’s just so charming in everything. And those pics in the shorts are priceless! Ooh and Idris Alba is divine too, love him in the Big C. TGI Hot Guy Friday!

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  82. Victoire says:

    Thank you =) Now, I can still hope he’s not gay, haha

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  83. Anoni Mus says:

    In those vintage pics, Nathan Fillion looks kinda like Brendan Fraser. I don’t know if that is a good thing.

    Not a great week for my tastes, not one of these guys makes my pulse race.

    I’d like to have dinner with Leo though. He strikes me as being somewhat intelligent, which is in itself very hot. And Eddie Izzard could be there too, I like him!

    Thanks anyway, it’s great to see some new faces!

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  84. Jamie says:

    LOVE, LOVE, LOVE HGF!! I love sharing the link to all the ladies at work first thing on my saturday morning :)

    I would really love to request Jimmy Barnes (Australian [I'm claimin' him!] Rock legend orig. from Cold Chisel) — he is number one and two on my laminated list, being current era-Jimmy and cheap wine era-Jimmy.

    Come on Kaiser, the accent, the pipes and the filthy sex god grin are worth it!

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  85. quizzie says:

    Those Nathan Fillion pictures have made my CENTURY.

    I suggest you guys check out Chris O’Dowd, an Irish actor, for being tall and having a lovely accent

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  86. I Choose Me says:

    Love Nathan Filion and Eric Balfour but they don’t get me er, moist.

    These guys on the other hand:
    Idris
    Kevin Durand
    Wentworth
    Scott Speedman
    Leo (esp in the Departed)

    I love Kevin Durand in everything I’ve seen him in. No matter how small his role he brings a certain je nais se quoi to the big and small screen. He’s really tall has these soulful eyes and I freaking love his lips. They’re so distinctive I can pick him out even when he’s wearing a ton of makeup like in – Wolverine as Toad and in I Am Number Four.

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  87. EdithP says:

    None of these guys do anything for me, but I can’t believe you dissed Jesus.

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  88. Sparkly says:

    Great pictures today! Love all the choices, but especially glad to see Nathan Fillion as headliner.

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  89. waitforsugar says:

    Thank you thank you thank you for Eddie Izzard! He is my absolute forever dong. He once checked out my cleavage and it made my month.

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  90. gee_gee says:

    I would do such freaky things to Eddie Izzard you don’t even want to know.

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  91. seVen says:

    Wentworth Miller.. I SQUEEEE’d like a 12 year old at a Bieber concert. Thanks, now everyone is looking at me funny.

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  92. Dominique says:

    Love Nathan Fillion and Derek Luke!!

    @marjalane lol, he does have a puffy face and just DOES NOT do it for me!

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  93. P.M. says:

    Eddie Izzard absolutely, he’s funny & could help do your makeup. Unfortunately Balfour while looking good supposedly has a teeny weeny peen. Which would be like opening a beautifully wrapped present and finding, well, a teeny weeny peen.

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  94. katk says:

    Bad news about Eric Balfour dong – it is barely there. Pictures of him with full frontal nudity are out there from some movie he did. Hate to be a size queen – but it is very disappointing.

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  95. Dana says:

    I wasn’t feeling it this week until I got to Eddie…He is my #1 on my freebie list.

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  96. Raven Sparrow says:

    Kaiser, I totally agree with you, I love guys with eyeliner on. I think it can really bring out a man’s features in a manly way. My guy once dressed up as a pirate and had eyeliner on and I couldn’t keep my hands of him. He was so sexy like that.

    Johnny Depp makes it seem so natural too. I wish it could become fashionable for guys and that they’d have their very own eyeliner for men.

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  97. Falula says:

    I feel bad being the lone strong dissenter on Nathan Fillion because it seemed like a headliner finally made everyone happy, but I second the Brendan Fraser comment (and agree it’s not a good thing), and just, no.

    Also, in my mind he will always be Joey Buchanan from One Life to Live, which my mother RELIGIOUSLY watched throughout my childhood.

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  98. ctkat1 says:

    Nathan Fillion!!! Those old pictures are HILARIOUS!

    I wish Scott Speedman was in more things- he is the sex.

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  99. Mikunda says:

    Ok, def not hot, neither of them. Sorry.

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  100. Caz says:

    Being a new fan of this site I have only discovered HGF. I’m scared to ask this…what is a dong? Also what the heck with Wentworth Miller being gay – with all others in asking if this has been confirmed. He has the most beautiful eyes. Kaiser you’re a legend.

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  101. Sugar says:

    No, no, no! None of them, thanks.

    I’m just waiting for some Sendhil Ramamurthy…. mmm….

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  102. Caz says:

    Can we make requests? Showing my age here…please please feature Rob Lowe (hot hot hot on recent Vanity Fair cover), Ewan McGregor & John Taylor (Duran Duran). Love ya work.

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  103. lexirei says:

    Christian Bale and Michael C. Hall for next week please!

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  104. Estella says:

    Can we have a Hot British Dong Friday? I suggest Ralph Fiennes, Jason Isaacs, Alan Rickman, Ewan McGregor (he may be Scottish but it’s close enough) Sting, and Julian Sands. Three of those fellows are in the last Harry Potter which comes out April 15th so it would be timely – and maybe explains why I am am Brit-obsessed right now.

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  105. mln76 says:

    Nathan Fillion is a sweetie pie… and I used to have the hots for Wentworth Miller back when Prison Break first came out. But in no way shape or form can I find Eric Balfour hot.

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  106. seVen says:

    @ Caz – a Dong is a weiner!

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  107. Moreaces says:

    Jim Caviezel, is one of my hetrosexual cruches

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  108. latam says:

    someone else requested Jon Kortajarena too! please can we have him on the next HGF.

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  109. original kate says:

    izzard is the shizzle.

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  110. lambchops says:

    Jean-Marc Barr! Jean-Marc Barr!

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  111. Mizz Tickles says:

    CC if Lindsay Lohan could stay out of the tabloids for a loooong time so people forget about her, gain about 40 pounds and dye her hair dark she could play Liz, she looks a lot like her and is a good actor when she puts her mind to it.

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  112. Mairead says:

    OOooooooh yay for the Hammer :D although I do wish we had a little Dr. Horrible (who has a PhD in Horribleness) there too ;)

    And yay for Eddie too.

    But I’ll warn you not to go looking for Chris O’Dowd. If you couldn’t get the loveliness of Dylan Moran, you’ll lose the rag with that one. (as an aside, I never thought in all my born days that the Roscommon accent would be considered sexy 8O )

    Now his costar Richard Ayoade on the other hand is adorable and incredibly talented. I think you’d love his “Dean Learner” character ;)

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  113. poodlemom says:

    Here are ny thoughts. Nathan Fillion is the finest man on the planet!!! Followed very closely by Idris Elba…who I would do unspeakable things to. But my “gaydar” went off when I saw those photos of Eric Balfour…anyone agree? On My request list…the guy Courtney Cox is taking on vacations lately…his name is “Josh” somebody…and he is so HOT! Then…please do some photos of Keith Harkin from “Celtic Thunder”…he is so beautiful!

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  114. Caz says:

    To #113 – thanks!!! …it must be an Americanism…I’m Australian. I’m reading this at my local library and have just snorted with laughter. Scored some looks from other computer users.

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  115. Twez says:

    >>But my “gaydar” went off when I saw those photos of Eric Balfour…anyone agree?<<

    That could be the classic gay soft-porn stylings of his bare-ass photos. I generally only see photos like that in certain specialty gift shops in the French Quarter.

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  116. Lucy says:

    @Victoire: Apparently…Perez Hilton outed Wentworth Miller couple years ago. You can check the archives on his website.

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  117. Forelithe says:

    Idris.. Dris…dris…just kind of rolllls off the tongue doesn’t it?

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  118. Jilly Bean says:

    Love the Nathan Fillion pics… especially the REALLY old ones! hilarious!

    Scott Speedman – awesome!

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  119. ichsi says:

    This is the best list ever!!!!!
    Nathan Fillion leading and Idris Elba included? Roarwww SEXY! Eddie is there too? Too much hotness! *overload*

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  120. ichsi says:

    Nathan Fillion, Idirs Elba and Kevin Durand… This entry is killing me! Too much candy!

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