Amy Winehouse gets creative with cotton candy and cocaine

In a brilliant idea to mix a sweet tooth, the munchies, and getting loaded into one sticky treat, Amy Winehouse and friends have put her personal candy floss (cotton candy) making machine to use, making cotton cocaine candy. Amy and her “friends” can get a sugar high and a cocaine high at the same time. Throw in some Redbull and you’ve got yourself an all-week all-nighter.

A source told the News of the World that the concoction came about when Amy’s friend, Babyshambles guitarist Mik Whitnall, suggested it as a joke after the singer bought a £700 candyfloss machine.

The source explained: “It was Mik’s idea. The candyfloss machine was Amy’s pride and joy and he thought it would be funny to give it a boost.

“He and some pals sprinkled a wrap of coke into the mixture and Amy started eating it before she realised what they’d done. She now thinks it’s a hoot to do the same.”

[From Fametastic]

Oh, yeah, what a hoot! Are these friends that are inventing new and even more destructive ways for Amy to take drugs the same friends that are on that 24-hour suicide watch? With friends like that who needs Blake?

It’s no surprise that these are the people who are surrounding Amy right now, birds of a feather and all, but these people aren’t friends. These people are users and abusers who are sticking around for the drugs, and to be able to say they were there when Amy Winehouse died.

Picture note by Celebitchy: Amy Winehouse is shown on 9/25/08 after performing at the End of Summer Ball. I hope she’s ok because we haven’t seen her since. Credit:

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  1. Uma Sultani007 says:

    Asolutely disgusting! BARF!

  2. heh says:

    They have to embalm her first before letting her roam the streets.

  3. gg says:

    If this is even true, which I kind of doubt, that is revolting. Also, we’ve seen what the entranceway to her flat looks like – a mess. You know those candyfloss machines spew wisps of the stuff all over the place. If she is using that thing inside her flat? Double yuck.

  4. DogRunner says:

    She looks like “the walking dead”.

  5. Dingleberry says:

    Sounds like something Dr.Rockso would come up with- CCCC-Cocaine! YYYYEAAHH Baby!

  6. Cari says:

    Damn, she looks so dirty. I’m not certain even a hot shower and four bars of soap and sandpaper would be enough to wash the skankiness off.


  7. aleach says:

    ew she is such a creepo.
    who the hell would think of cotton candy and coke together? oh..crackheads im sure. dumb question i guess.
    she looks like hell though. i actually thought she was pretty hot a few years ago, even last year was a GIANT step up from now. i feel bad for her.

  8. juju says:

    oh Lord, someone in her circle of friends and family, please help this child of God before she totally self destructs!!

  9. vdantev says:

    96 hour bread and water lock-up. I’ll straighten her out.

  10. Orangeitjulius says:

    Wow! I didn’t think things could get any worse…It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion.

  11. alecto says:

    Looks like she has under arm hair growing in the header pic. :?

  12. mark says:

    She looks like she smells bad.

  13. Shane says:

    Isn’t there some sort of law in Britain where a parent can petition a court to have her locked up?

  14. dea says:

    Good Lord, I cant look at her without losing my lunch!

  15. JaundiceMachine says:

    If I saw her on the streets, I’d reach for a silver cross, a vial of holy water, and a bulb of garlic. I’d assume she’d just risen from the dead.

    But her junkie munchies sound great! Dee-lish!! I wonder if she’ll last long enough to put out a holiday cookbook . . . What do you think she’d title her “cook”book?

    “Entertaining With Amy: From Crisps to Crackies- Munchies for Every Habitual Addiction”

    “Accidental Upchuck: The Junkies’ Guide to Last-Minute Meals”

    “Scabs and Scabies: Love All, Serve All”

  16. blech. says:


    haha…Literary Genius. Maybe you can Ghost write it for her Jaundice! (no pun intended)

  17. anastasiabeaverhausen says:

    Oh my GOD in heaven, that header pic is now the absolute worst pic I’ve ever seen of her. She actually already looks dead. And look at her nose, right underneath. Holy hell.

    What does she weigh nowdays, 80 pounds?

    I have fully come to realize that she is not going to make it to her 30th birthday, full stop. Might not even make it to her next one.

    So sad, such a waste.

  18. jessie says:

    Yeah that’s just what that crazy looking woman needs new way’s to take more drug’s,come on give me a fricking brake ! She need’s to get a grip !What is wrong with her and how can she go around looking like that ? A waste case for sure :(

  19. CookiCrunch says:

    All these stories are appearing about a sick young woman, whose drug usage has turned her mentally-challenged, which is of her own making.

    For the past year, Winehouse’s anger and perpetual teenager act wrote a prescription for her healthcare. She slices and dices her body, probably has jaundice due to her alcoholism. Winehouse is bringing millions of dollars to the British economy, as long as the bucks are rolling in, she can bake cat pies and bludgeon innocent bystanders.

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