Sophie Monk tries to start a feud with Paris Hilton


Sophie Monk is out promoting a range of underwear, which obviously isn’t moving off Wal-Mart shelves as quickly as she’d like, so to drum up some free publicity, she thought she’d talk about Paris Hilton. It worked.

In case you aren’t entirely sure who Sophie Monk is, she a former Australian pop star who moved to Hollywood, and used to be engaged to Benji Madden. A short time after they split he was on with Paris Hilton.

I don’t think Benji dumped Sophie for Paris, though. He dumped her because she was bad in bed.

Speaking on breakfast radio this morning, Monk said she didn’t consider herself to be sexy before revealing what she thought of herself in the bedroom.

“I’m not a very sexy person, I’m very awkward,” the former Popstars babe told the Kyle and Jackie O breakfast show on 2DayFm.

“I’m probably bad in bed actually. I think I am a dud honestly. No one’s going to tell you you’re bad in bed.

“Why am I saying all this? You aren’t even asking the questions, I’m just bagging myself.”

Sydney Morning Herald

Isn’t there an old adage about beautiful women not being good in bed because they think that it is enough to just turn up and look good?

Sophie then went on to suggest that Paris hates her, maybe sort of, and that she’s possibly jealous of her.

When asked how she felt about reports that Hilton disliked her the former Popstars babe said: “I don’t know why she hates me, if she does, but I don’t hate her.”

“I hear it from the press, I don’t know where it’s coming from, but that’s cool she can hate me if she wants.”

Monk broke off her engagement with Good Charlotte guitarist Madden at the beginning of the year.

He was spotted with party girl Hilton just weeks later.

When asked if she thought Hilton was jealous of her, she said: “I guess you would be, would you? I don’t know,” before laughing awkwardly.

Sydney Morning Herald

Paris probably barely gives three seconds thought to Sophie Monk, since she’s got the guy. At best she probably rolls her wonky eyes and thinks “that little southern convict is talking about me again, time to create another myspace blog about how happy I am with her ex-fiancé.”

Sophie has a new reality show coming out, following her attempts to break into Hollywood (not into people’s homes, but into the industry) allegedly titled Bigger Than Paris.

Sophie Monk is shown at a press conference for Hollywood Fashion Shapes in Sydney on 10/13/08. Paris Hilton is shown out in London on 10/9/07. Credit: bauergriffinonline.com

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  1. Julie says:

    Ya know what’s weird? Sophie really does look like a convict lololol.

    Thank you, Celebitchy, for explaining WHO SOPHIE IS lololol. I was going to ask!!

  2. elisha says:

    I don’t think this is Sophie trying to start a feud with Paris. This blog post should be called “Sophie Monk unsucessfully deflects questions about Paris”. The radio people are the ones who brought Paris up. Also, I just watched TMZ’s show this weekend and they kept following her around and saying “why does Paris hate you?” and Sophie kept responding “I don’t know, I’ve never heard that.”

    Even if they are feuding it makes sense. I hate my man’s ex gf’s for no reason. But this sounds more like a case of “media tries to start feud between Paris and Sophie.”

  3. blech. says:

    why is her head cut off in most of the pictures? hilarious.

  4. xiaoecho says:

    Helen, I think you give Paris too much credit – she probably has no idea underneath those hair extensions that Australia was founded as a convict colony. If Paris is as in love as she would have us believe, she wouldn’t be giving Sophie a second thought.

    Those photo’s of Sophie are true horrors – she looks DREADFUL!

  5. Holly says:

    Kinda rude to refer to Australia that way, isn’t it? I’m told they’re rather sensitive about it. No one really draws much attention to the fact that plenty of criminals got sent to “the Americas” back in the day, now do they?

  6. aleach says:

    that is some really sexy underwear shes posing with…

  7. Codzilla says:

    Sophie’s trying to sell grannies?

  8. actingrc says:

    holly – they do if they’re talking about Georgia. doesn’t mean your family can’t go far, just that they may have a fair dose of the crazy

  9. vdantev says:

    No one really draws much attention to the fact that plenty of criminals got sent to “the Americas” back in the day, now do they?

    Yes, but the Americas were meant as a legitimate colony started by religious separatists and serving the sovereign empire of Great Britain, not just a dead man’s prison for the nation’s beggars, thieves, murderers and riffraff. Big difference.

  10. hello says:

    Re: Australia being a convict colony

    It’s not rude if it’s history…they were convicts, we Americans were a bunch of really well off white dudes who didn’t want to pay taxes. I’m not offended by that. It’s true.

    If the Australians want to get upset about something, maybe they should look to their government’s only recently addressing the treatment of indigenous people.

  11. browning says:

    Why is she putting those granny panties on her head? not cute! 😳

  12. sheila says:

    Here I am getting my panties in a twist, but still.
    Australia yes, was based on convicts arriving from the UK, although there also arrived many settlers from Holland who were just that, settlers, not convicts.
    The Australian government not apologising to it’s indigenous people until now is very bad I agree, but you can’t say that America has really treated indigenous people in the best of ways either. Both America and Australias past is nothing short of as bad as say what Hitler did, and there is still much work to be done to help correct it.
    Also, I watched the apology, and even though it came much too late, I belive it was genuinely meant. Something which would not have been the case had the former government issued it.

    My daughter can be traced to the first fleet convicts, I can be traced to raping and stealing Vikings and possibly the sami people who I am sure some of my other ancestors mistreated (I’m Swedish)! I think the important thing is just to learn from history’s mistakes. And no, I don’t think Aussies are very sensitive about their convict past. But I do believe many feel a great shame how indiginous people were and still are treated here.

  13. Jamie says:

    Wow I’m actually pretty shocked at vdantev’s and hello’s comments regarding our (Aussies) heritage/foundation. They don’t do much to dispell the stereotype of Americans being ignorant arseholes. I’m pretty sure I read some pretty stupid/nasty crap about American history when I studied in school… but then again, it was an Australian education so it can’t be a patch on yours 🙄 Gee how am I even on the internet, I should be out bushranging or something

  14. jennifer says:

    “southern convict”??????

    Really? You’re seriously leaving that in?

    Nice. 😯

    I realize it’s supposed to be an example of Paris’s ignorance, but I’ve seen this site remove and apologize for MUCH less. What if we were talking about someone of colour or something, would it be OK to say it because it’s supposed to be Paris saying it?

    Ridiculous.

  15. Fee says:

    Apparently Hello is implying Americas race relations are in fine shape compared to Australia – So when was Americas “Sorry Day” to the American Indians & the decendants of the African Slaves?…..Im just curious
    “Southern Convict”?? really – well thats ok – Paris is just a “Seppo” afterall…

  16. xiaoecho says:

    Jamie…..The aforementioned ignorant arseholes won’t know what bushranging is. Tee hee

    Go Ned

  17. JaundiceMachine says:

    Way too much credit for Paris, regarding cognitive retrieval of an 8th grade history lesson and the nationality of her doughboy’s ex.

    To quell rabblerousing – I can trace my American/European roots on my mother’s side well before the Revolutionary War. Grammie always skimps over the bit about why our family uprooted their ancestral home to come to the New World – but I’m pretty sure there were some legality issues involved . . .
    (I’m partial to the theory of a naughty prostitie caught with his knickers down, but more likely a worse brand of criminal – a debtor!)

    What I do know is that my Eastern ilk eventually bought into the notion of Manifest Destiny – and as they moved West, they and their lot proceeded to rape, loot, and plunder what would later come to be my father’s ancestors. But they were savages, and it was in the name of God, so . . .

    Beautiful thing, history.

  18. Jeanne says:

    Beat her phony, bony ass Sophie!

  19. hello says:

    Did you not see my comment about the American origins? Bunch of cheap white dudes!!!

    Hell, I’ll add to it..slave trade, trail of tears, taking native kids away from their parents to be raised with “good christians,” being world police…Iraq, Afghanistan, killing Patrice Lumumba and basically ruining true democracy taking hold in Africa. It goes on, and I’m well aware of the past of my country.

    That being said, it’s all history. I’m just saying it’s all there and part of us, so it should be accepted, regardless of being a convict or a cheapskate.

    Holy crap, didn’t know I had to explain every single little nuance of what I say so that people don’t lose it and think I’m attacking your country. Please take note of knock on my own country before getting all pissed.

  20. YODA SPEAKS says:

    Well, I think Sophie is great, and she WAS responding to the media question that Paris is stating that she hates her. Paris is jealous of any woman that has REAL blue eyes, and is beautiful, go Sophie.

  21. Jamie says:

    Hello, the only swipe I saw you take at your own country was that you’re a bunch of well off white dudes. But I do understand what you’re getting at; history is history and everyone has one.

    xiaoecho — “bushranging..is that kind of like a brazillian?” wow I can picture that coming out of Hiltons mouth.

  22. hello says:

    Jamie –

    I call truce. I thought that one comment would be enough to cover my knowledge of my country. It apparently wasn’t, but I don’t think anyone wants a history book on a thread.

    Not just well off white dudes, but cheap whiney ones. :mrgreen: