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As I’ve said before (and you bitches criticized me for it!), I find January Jones’s pregnancy to be one of the most intriguing gossip stories around. It’s like a really juicy blind item just waiting to be identified. And now we have some added clues! First, I’d like to point something out: I predicted this turn of events when January first announced her pregnancy on the eve of the royal wedding. I did the math and realized that January had likely been impregnated during the tailend of the X-Men: First Class production, most of which happened in London. On Twitter, I jokingly considered January’s X-Men costar (and my current fantasy lover) Michael Fassbender. The idea of My Fassbender not only boning Zoe Kravitz but impregnating January kind of made me sick, but it was also a barely-decent possibility. Turns out, Fassbender truly is in contention! Ugh, I think I’m going to be sick:
The plot behind January Jones’ mystery baby daddy has thickened. Although most recently linked to SNL actor Jason Sudeikis, January and Jason split in January (appropriately enough), and a most knowledgeable source tells us the funnyman is not the father of January’s soon-to-be born kid:
Dun, dun, dun!
According to very well placed movie insiders, closely connected to Jones (who’s been shooting X-Men: First Class), January was involved with someone on set—and that someone is the father of her child.
Hmm, no wonder Sudeikis was so tongue-tied when a Washington Post reporter asked him at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner if he had any comment about Jones’ sudden baby bump, saying, “I’d rather—yes but no.”
Was he surprised to find out she was pregnant?
“No, I—no, I didn’t have anything [else to say],” Sudeikis stammered. The reporter added, “Sudeikis seemed comfortable being asked about the situation, just unwilling to say too much.”
Last month, Jones’ rep would only confirm the pregnancy, telling us, “January Jones is happy to announce that she is expecting her first child this fall” and no word back yet from the rep on baby daddy inquiries.
[From E! News]
Here’s a list of the actors involved on X-Men: First Class (and no, I’m not going to take married dudes out of contention – this is January “I Boned Bobby Flay” Jones after all): James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Nicholas Hoult, Kevin Bacon, Jason Flemyng, Lucas Till, Oliver Platt, Ray Wise, Edi Gathegi. And let’s not forget Matthew Vaughn, the director (who is married to Claudia Schiffer, so he has a type, you know?). Of course, it could have been a producer or someone on the crew. But let’s say it’s not. Is Fassbender in the mix of potential baby-daddies? Out of all of these dudes, I am going to dismiss McAvoy and Bacon, just because I seriously doubt they would fool around on their spouses. Hoult got with Jennifer Lawrence on the film, but he could still be in the running. Fassbender got with Zoe, but he’s still in the running too. So is everybody else! Ugh, if Fassbender is the baby-daddy, there is going to be some SERIOUS DRAMZ (with me). Still, I have my fingers crossed that it’s Oliver Platt.
Photos courtesy of Fame, promotional images from X-Men: First Class.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in January Jones, Michael Fassbender, Paternity, Pregnant
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Okay, I am all for it being Ray Wise!
That is the only acceptable answer.
If you can’t place his face… look him up on IMDB.
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Fassbender is a serial player according some journislists’opinions so why not ? but i’m with sperm donnor wagon!
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Oh man, this is really gonna be good! Who done it?
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@Kaiser
When I read this first on another site, my heart sank for you… and then for me as I had to confront the fact it could be McAvoy (But I agree with you, I doubt it).
Maybe whomever it is wants a paternity test before recognizing that they are the father.
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I laughed out loud at work thinking it’s Oliver Platt!
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If it does turn out to be James McAvoy I’m going to be pissed. But he seems to be really into his wife (Anne Marie Duff) and they did just have a baby.
But ick-I’m still thinking it’s Bobby Flay
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I wouldn’t be surprised if it was Fassbender. He’s dealt with woman drama in the past.
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Ray Wise would conjure serious “child of the devil” vibes up, what with his role on “Reaper”. Not to forget “Twin Peaks”, either …
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Hey wasn’t Jude Law in the UK around the same time.
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Hasn’t it been some weeks that Fassbender and Zoe have been seen together?
Not that I like the possibility of him being the father of JJ’s kid, on the contrary.
As to whomever it may concern: I don’t get why men wouldn’t want to protect themselves, not only from unplanned multiplication but also from the nastier stuff out there.
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say it isn’t so
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What a mess for the baby
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I never thought it was the Jason guy. The mystery guy I’m sure has deep pockets. Deep enough for her to keep the baby while her star is on the rise.
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Well, at least she looks cute.
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ha ha jude law that’s funny.
but i’m going with it.
jude law FTW.
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If it is McAvoy I will scream and cry!!!
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Fassbender’s type for the last 6 years has been a succession of either Asian or Black women, so I can’t see him suddenly going blonde…
Wasn’t there a blind item a month back about a director who knocked-up his leading lady? Most thought it was Portman and Aronofsky, but maybe it’s Vaughn and Jones?
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“I don’t get why men wouldn’t want to protect themselves, not only from unplanned multiplication but also from the nastier stuff out there.”
Nanea, that’s what I always think about when I read stuff like this. ESPECIALLY if it’s a couple that 1)hasn’t been together that long or 2) isn’t even really “together”, but just casually banging.
does ALL of the hollywood crowd neglect the condom usage? just a big, NASTY petri dish out there, I guess.
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Wish it was Nic Hoult just for laugh, he’s like 12 years younger than January. Hope it’s not McAvoy.
p.s. imo, I think she is hotter than Zoe Kravitz
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get your baby daddy on!
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It makes me sad when women go through a pregnancy alone
Sometimes its better that ways considering the many circumstances and scenarios of life.
But, it makes me sad
And please, please, PLEASE, don’t let it be McAvoy!
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Dear God:
To echo other commenters above, please don’t let it be James McAvoy.
Thank you and Amen.
Mia135
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I vote Oliver Platt. Seriously. THAT would be an awesome story. Also, Platt is smart @ssy and I would hit it. Don’t judge me.
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@Hautie Oooh..the devil! (He played Satan on the show Reaper)
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Kaiser, I’m with you. This is my current favorite gossip. I’m totally fine with you posting about it every day, at least until the baby daddy has been unmasked.
FREE BABY DADDY! FREE BABY DADDY!
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I am still betting it’s a Director or Producer not an actor. If it was an actor the tabs would be all over it. Only someone behind the scenes has enough pull to keep the rags off of this story.
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Hmmmm, maybe she pulled a Julia Roberts and had an affair with a married cameraman!
I can’t see it being James McAvoy either, his wife Anne Marie Duff is a classy, talented actress, and they just had a baby recently.
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If it’s Kevin Bacon I’ll kill myself. I can’t stand any more disillusionment.
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@Leesa–I read that blind item, too. Makes sense, now!
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@ Slim Charles: If it is you know Kira would cook his “bacon”.
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Thank you for staying on this because this is a great gossip story in a time when they’re few and far between.
The fact that she didnt at all reveal who the father is when she announced her pregnancy? No one as high profile as she is (though I have no idea why) would do that. MAkes you think, what is she hiding? Who could this guy be? Is he even a celebrity? So many questions…
I just have this feeling it’s going to get good.
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Kevin Federline?
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I’m all for Ray Wise too! That’d be one creepy baby. He’s always so creepy, but great. He’s on “Chuck” right now.
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I doubt it’s Lucas Till as well, with the age gap and all.
I hope its not James because that would be crappy for his wife, but hope its not Fassbender either.
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um… er Eddie Murphy, John Mayer and Pervy Piven for the trifecta!!!
Fassbender in January is like Christmas in July! Inconceivable…hahaha.. made myself laugh there.
blech, snif snif NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo
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I don’t know, girl just seems like a whore to me. And boring. But whatever.
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My bet is Benicio Del Toro lol
She is blonde and pretty much up for it thats his type
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I highly doubt it’s our favorite Irishman (just because… no), but I do appreciate all of the new pictures you posted.
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I am going to be devastated if its The Fassbender.
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Fassbender was sniffing aroung Zoe as soon as production began and they started dating soon after, so I can’t think it was him. (And, as another poster said, he’s down with the swirl–I think he only like multiethnic chicks, so I can’t see him bedding JJ. Unless she was wearing a brunette wig.)
I can see this being Vaughn.
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Maybe she’s not revealing the baby daddy because she loves the publicity with everyone speculating. But the real victim here is the kid. How would you like be born to a single, celebrity mom with a reputation for sleeping with anyone and anything? Plus the kid gets to put all these “who’s the daddy!?” gossip articles in his baby book. Poor kid.
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I remember reading a blind item that said an actress got pregnant by a married director of the film they were working on, and that the director was married to someone famous. I think it was featured on dlisted.com
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I can definitely see this being Vaughn’s child. It’s not likely James McAvoy because he is married and just had a kid of his own. Also, like someone else mentioned, Michael Fassbender seems to only be attracted to darker women.
But who knows? It could turn out to be anybody.
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Doubt it is Fassbender, just because she is a photo negative of all the women he has been with in the past (he seems to be attracted to darker skinned women).
There was a rumor a month ago about the married director who impregnated his leading lady and she was keeping it quiet for him- could be Matthew Vaughan.
I’m thinking the reason she’s keeping so tight lipped about it is because the guy is married.
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Wasn’t it reported that she and Sudeikis split b/c she wanted kids and he didn’t? IF that’s true isn’t it possible that she was single, ready and not getting any younger so you purchased some scientific, artificial assistance ?
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She looks at least 4 months along to me, so I think the math indicates that Sudeikis could definitely still be in the running. But my hunch is that it’s Vaughan, which is a shame, at least for his wife and kids.
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this is Colin Farrell’s MOU if you ask me.
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Agreed with previous poster that most likely the baby daddy is a married man. Not a single loose lip in her circle, so a lot must be at stake.
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@ brin, “Oh man, this is really gonna be good! Who done it?
Was Gerard Butler in the vacinity? I always wanted to say this: THE BUTLER DID IT!
Edit: Kaiser, why am I always in the Moderation Waiting Room
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I can’t believe no one has mentioned this. Six pictures down, the dude in the brown jacket has either an impressive junk package or a major boner. Or I’m hard up and imagining hard ons…
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@junk573r: And that’s why he’s the Fassdong
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she must not have told a soul, everything is just pure speculation. Even “sources” close to her have no clue. Best kept secret in Hollyweird… for now
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I think the Butler did it.
Gerard Butler that is.
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Who the Baby Daddy?
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Awesome! If you look at Fassdong’s pictures you can make out his shlong – and it looks good. Might give Jon Hamm a run in the pants department. Drool. PS Better not be Fassdong or I will cut a b*tch too!
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Who cares about these guys. It’s been too long since we’ve seen photos of the lovely jonny rhys meyers
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out of the x-men options, i totally think it would be the director. JJ even somewhat favors claudia.
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It wouldn’t be so interesting if there weren’t so many options!!! Dun dun dun dunnnnn!
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Her skin is flawless (so is her body).
If it’s Vaughn, she should have had an abortion.
Having a child to a married man?
That’s ruining both the child and the wife and children of the married man.
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Wow. That guy is packing.
My guess is the director or a producer. She strikes me as the type who would go straight to the top of the production food chain.
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My money is on someone who is married. that’s why she chose not to tell. So it can’t be Fassbender. Yes! Now I can go to sleep with a big smile.
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I hope it’s Edi G. simply because that would be one gorgeous baby.
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Sounds like Matthew Vaughn is the most likely.
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Tammy: Hmmmm, maybe she pulled a Julia Roberts and had an affair with a married cameraman!
Exactly! America’s Sweetheart my as%!
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Does January Jones herself know who the father is?
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she’s such a loser, she gets busted for leaving the scene of an accident while intoxicated and now she’s knocked up with a random dudes kid, she’s so trashy and I feel so sorry for that kid. If she felt any obligation to her child to have a normal life withg a caring mother she would give it up for adoption. What a shame that she’s become such a slut that not even her babby daddy wants anything to do with her
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re: 66
While you can criticize her as I have, there is a man who contribute his part and should take responsibility for his actions as well.
The child didn’t do anything wrong to deserve that. He is still the father to this child.
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I’m thinking that the father has told her that he doesn’t want anything to do wirh the pregnancy or child, and she’s fine with that. maybe they’ve made a deal financially somehow behind the scenes, but it’s pretty obvious that he doesn’t want to involved publicly…. ( whack screams married man to me.)
if both parties are happy with that arrangement and the child is gluing to be well-taken care of by one parent, I don’t think the child is in any danger of suffering. I agree JJ is a flake, but I think she can manage just fine on her own, #66.
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leesa (may 10th)he hasn’t dated an asian or black woman to my knowledge he has dated two MIXED race women
(asian and white) Sunawin Andrews
and zoe kravitz (black and white) perhaps because he is culturally miuxed himself german/irish he finds common ground with these type of women.
I doubt he impregnated january that would be most likely vaughn.
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Hey!!!! How discusting is that Picture of Michael Fassbender that suddenly disappeared from the internet of Michael Fassbender smoking on the red carpet next to a January Jones, while she is carrying his baby? it is simple that it is his baby!!!, because if it was not, he would simply say so and stop this downward spiral his reputation is on. His new movie Shame is based on an apology to his X girlfriend he beat up! What a douche bag!!!
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I’m sorry but the fact that there are soooo many men who could possibly be the father is proof that this woman could and probably has slept with just about everyone available. Yikes!
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Before dating Sunawin Andrews he dated Maiko Spencer(half japanese) for about 2 or 3 years.
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“Different opinions, backgrounds… are welcome here – hatred and bigotry are not.”
Really?
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I’m with the ppls that say that it better no be Fassbender or else I will be major ticked.
But to make a funny guess,I say Robert Pattinson!!!LOL!!!!
Btw,I have to thank y’all for pointing out that package!;)))) Iss-so big we can move to Hawaii right now!!!!
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Michael Fassbender is the father and I actually know. Anyone know where January is from originally? I do.
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@C- And how would you exactly know that? You know her well enough personally that she told you who the secret father of her child is?
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She doesn’t know who the father is. She left with every man on set.
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That’s cute but obviously it was Michael Fassbender and James McAvoy being intimate together all along.
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i think it’s the director! he wouldn’t be the first you know? promising money and/or fame does wonders with the ladies
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