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Ryan Gosling. Ryan Gosling has odd taste in ladies. I know some (many) of you would be equally happy if Ryan Gosling either went back to Rachel McAdams OR if he came to your house to give you “the Gosdong special.” I’m not one of those ladies. I don’t want him to go back to Rachel – and I think they’ve both moved on anyway. But the fact of the matter is that Gosling is single and ready to mingle, despite some brief Olivia Wilde and Blake Lively action. Who will be the one to get Gosling to settle down? Who will he sing to in bed? Is it you?
Jude Law. I just figured, why not? There are about a million new photos of him at Cannes (he’s on the jury), and he’s looking great. “Great” meaning “his hairline is kind of wonky but he’s still up for getting you pregnant.” And why not? Jude babies for everybody! (PS… I wrote that before I discovered how many “pouty” photos there are of Jude in Cannes – seriously, if you want a pouty baby, you should go for Jude).
Seth Meyers. Many of us have been fans of Seth for years. Personally, I’ve always liked him and found him funny to hilarious, but I’ve never really gotten all hot for him. Seth’s hotness is the kind that sneaks up me. He’s the dude that I would have been friends with years and then suddenly, in a vodka haze, I would be all “I’m gonna hook up with Seth tonight, he’s HOT.” And of course he wouldn’t hook up with me. Because he just thinks of me as a “friend” too. BOO. By the way, this will turn (most of) you on… Seth’s White House Press Correspondents’ speech/roast:
Peter Dinklage. Dinklage came in as a request last week, and at first I was all “Yeah, I like him, but is he HGF-worthy?” A few days later, CB was all “Peter Dinklage is HOT!” And I really started thinking about it – some women have no problems dating men who are shorter. Why not go for the gold with Dinklage? He’s handsome, he’s a really talented actor, and he’s got mad steeze.
Paul Bettany. Oh, Paul. I lack the proper words to describe how I worship thee. When looking at your lovely face, I feel like writing poetry. A haiku about my love:
Cute blonde or ginger
No matter, humor and dong
Really turn me on.
I wrote that about my Bettany love. Do you think he’ll like it?
Johnny Depp (By CB) We just did Johnny as the dessert about two months ago, but he just got the hotness back and definitely deserves a repeat. Back then I couldn’t find any flattering recent photos of Johnny and had to run older ones, but he now looks like he’s erased about ten years. However he did it, it’s a welcome change. Not that I wouldn’t have clung for dear life onto the Johnny of several months ago. Some weight and scraggly hair cannot disguise this man’s sex appeal.
Michael Ealy (By CB) Ealy is 37 and most recently starred on The Good Wife and Californication. He was also in Seven Pounds. I just love his piercing eyes. He’s one of those rare guys who looks great no matter what kind of facial hair he’s working.
Mark Wahlberg (By CB) We’ve only featured Marky Mark once on HGF, and that’s surprises me. Maybe it’s the fact that he’s so surly, or that he’s moved so far from his sexy image. I remember watching Planet of The Apes just waiting to see him take off his shirt, (I don’t think he ever did, but there’s plenty of his hot chest in Date Night) and who can forget Boogie Nights and that prosthetic package he should have been born with? He’s the sex. Somehow the grumpy dad routine just makes him hotter to me.
Christoph Waltz (Bedhead) We’ve had several requests for this hot guy, and it’s no wonder why that is the case. He might be relatively new to American audiences, but Christoph thanklessly toiled away for decades on various European television programs before getting his really big break from Quentin Tarantino just a few years ago. When he appears onscreen, Christoph completely owns his characters with an intensity that few have ever matched. And when we see him offscreen, he appears completely gracious and adorably thankful for his success. Forgive me for saying the obvious here, but “That’s a bingo!”
Cillian Murphy (Bedhead) Talk about jawbones that could cut glass, right? Cillian is so pretty that it almost hurts to look at him, and he’s not so bad at the acting thing either. Beyond blockbusters like last year’s Inception, he gives pretty unforgettable performances in indie films such as the haunted soldier in The Edge of Love, which is well worth checking out if you haven’t yet had the pleasure.
Joaquin Phoenix (Bedhead) This guy is an actor through and through, and I think there was a collective sigh of relief (after the obligatory “I knew it, that little f*&#er!”) when we finally received confirmation that his recent Unibomber shtick was all just a ruse. In fact, we at Celebitchy recently celebrated his much anticipated and (now) confirmed return to the big screen in the upcoming Paul Thomas Anderson-directed CO$ film. That movie can’t arrive soon enough!
Joseph Gordon-Levitt (Bedhead) Finally, a former child star who didn’t royally screw up his life and has nicely made the transition to bona fide grown-up actor. From television shows (“Third Rock from the Sun”) to indie romantic comedies [(500) Days of Summer] to summer blockbusters (G.I. Joe and Inception), this actor can do it all. Also, he attended and graduated from an Ivy League college without getting all snotty about it. Suck it, James Franco.
RZA (Bedhead) Now, here’s a true renaissance man. RZA is not only a very prolific and accomplished rapper, instrumentalist, and music producer, but he has now moved onto conquering cinema as well. In fact, he’s currently working through the post-production phase of directing his very first feature film, The Man with the Iron Fist, which is due out later this year. In addition, you might have already spotted him in various movies, including in Coffee and Cigarettes alongside the irresistable Bill Murray.
Paul Walker (By CB) Kaiser told me that Paul is a frequent request, and it reminded me that I saw him walking down the street once in NY City in 2002. My friend was all “don’t look now, but that’s the guy from Fast and Furious.” He was very pretty in person, but didn’t stand out much in New York. He’s still so lovely, and The Fast and The Furious is still what he’s known for. I doubt that he takes a bad picture. Walker is our dessert today and he’s Key Lime Pie. Refreshing and sweet with that delicious crumbled cookie crust.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame, PRPhotos, Vanity Fair, GQ, Details, Esquire, Flaunt, W Magazine, Entertainment Weekly, Google Images.
Written by Kaiser
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Nicely done again Kaiser – STFU with Dinklage! I love him on Game of Thrones – makes one think outside of the box…
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I heart JGL to a ridiculous degree considering he is a hipster douchebag, but I don’t think he did graduate, I think he left after two years without finishing his degree.
OK, nitpicking over.
P.S. Loving the Dinklage. ROWR.
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Dude. A “Four Brothers” HGF, PLEASE?!?
(Something for everybody, and F-ING GORGEOUS, all of them!)
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Good god, I read “Peter Dicklarge”.
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*inhales sharply* Michael is m-o-t-h-e-r-f’in GORGEOUS. OH! I would have beautiful babies with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (PLEASE?!)
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WHA-HOO. Long live HGF!
The thing about most of these guys is, the older they get, the more appealing they become—Gosling and Depp, especially—probably because years of living add a lot of character.
Thanks for such a scrumptious list and great dessert…nothing better than key lime pie on a hot summer day.
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Cillian murphy has unforgivable performances? Is that the right word? (english is not my first language, so I might misunderstand)
And thanks for the Gosdong, mmmm… I want to slide my hand over his sixpack and down his pants…
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Absolutely “YES!” to both Pauls, Johnny, Michael (DUH!), and Cillian.
@ Sisi – Cillian is “powerful” in his performances. (My word, thus in quotes.) And gorgeous.
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Fantastic HGF! So many of my favs, Ryan, Paul, Johnny, Christoph (love how happy he looks in his pic with his Oscar), Cillian and Joseph…OMG! Love Joaquin too, but miss River…
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Bettany, Murphy, J G-L and Walker. Well done!
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Praise Bedhead for Cillian and JGL! Thanks goodness for HGF!
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@ Kaiser/CB – I think I love you…and can we please have a Four Brothers HGF?
Anybody? Anyone? Help a mother out!
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@ Bellaluna
yeahhhh that’s a word I agree with : ) that should be in his presentation instead
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Bellaluna – I don’t know how many times I have to say it, we’re not doing themes anymore.
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Excellent HGF today girls! so much hotness, this will keep me occupied for a while
also that picture of Christoph Waltz and R-Pattz is the cutest thing i’ve seen in a while lol.
may I request some Donald Glover for next time please?
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No Cam G. after this week’s tease?
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I’m so happy to see Joaquin Phoenix is coming back. I would accept if he was “grounded” a little longer if I was assured he would come back eventually. His acting is superb and I’ve been missing it so much it hurts.
And to show who f*cking great he is as an actor, the man fooled many people with that (stupid) shtick — I knew it couldn’t be true because it was too far fetched: stop acting to become a rapper, when he had never showed any rapper’s skills before. Had he said he would stop acting to pursue something related or even becoming a shoemaker (like Day-Lewis did once), I might have believed.
About the headliner: I really can’t see Ryan Gosling’s appeal. Dude is the one who looks like (looks like, I’m NOT saying he is nor that I think he is) a douche to me. I guess it’s the beady eyes (minus the color) that are set too close together, the freaking long face and the fact his cheeks remind me of a kid who’s got the mumps.
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@ Kaiser – I’m sorry, I didn’t get the message earlier! No more “theme” requests from me. But I do love HGF – thank you!
(I know a LOT of work goes into these HGF posts, and I appreciate it!)
@ Eve – We Own the Night… Amazing! He is a very talented actor. (And MW; and EM; and RD!)
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I love Ryan walker…he’s the perfect mix of dumb and hot.
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I have been in love with Ryan Gosling since I was a teenager! I used to secretly watch ‘Breaker High’ in the basement just so I could see him – hahahaha! I have no idea why because I have never found a blond man attractive, let alone one that was as slender and nerdy as he was at that time. I was thrilled to see him break it big in hollywood… he has a certain something to him. He gets this look in his eye that makes me go “teehee” and thats flat ridiculous because Im not that kind of woman!
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i just love that picture of christoph resting his head on pat’s shoulder. he is so adorable, so, so adorable. christoph, i mean. thank you for christoph waltz for HGF. he just adds class to it all, i say.
sigh, why don’t i meet men like that in real life.
why didn’t i meet HIM when he was single and available?
i was probably jailbait then but i won’t tell, if you don’t christoph.
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Paul Walker has always been a secret love of mine. I would take the Whats Eating Gilbert Grape Johnny over the present Johnny any day. I am still going to hope that one Friday I will see James Lafferty on here.
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TGIHGF again!
Christoph! ♥
also Michael E., Paul B., Robert F.D., Seth M., Peter D., Paul W, Ryan G., Johnny D., JGL
@ Bedhead: CW didn’t only thanklessly toil away in European TV programs. Whenever CW comes on stage anywhere, there’s nothing there but him. He creates a vacuum that makes everyone else vanish.
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Love me some Peter Dinklage. He’s HOT.
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HOT digi-di-donka-dong…ladies this was worth the wait.
OMFG, I cannot function for the rest of the day…need relief.
It’s more that we could have asked for this day, week, month and year. Absolutely ORGASMIC (I mean literally)
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I was so turned off by the headliner that I missed Sir Royal Corpsey Hotness — not so fast, Cillian Murphy, I’m talking about Paul Bettany.
@ Original Bellaluna:
Yes, he’s amazing in We Own the Night — as in everything else. I’ve always loved his acting. I mean, how perfect is he in Quills? By the way, he did 100% of the singing in Walk the Line
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Christoph! ♥ as well as several others (both Pauls, Johnny) but…
Cillian Murphy just CREEPS me out. He’s our generation’s Crispin Glover *shudder*.
I’m also not feeling the Dinkage or whatever his name is. Visions of bad Nip/Tuck epis dance in my head.
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SLURP. yum. damn. that was good. i needed HGF like you wouldn’t believe!
dinklage-loved him in “in bruges”
johnny depp-can you believe he was so thin, fresh, and just bursting with hotness? and still is (ok, except for the thin part)
christoph waltz-it’s so great to see someone get the success and attention they deserve. you’re right-whenever he’s on he OWNS it. will never forget him in inglorious basterds. powerful actor. and hot.
except for cillian, excellent excellent round up.
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as say my mum,Chris Nolan has a very good taste about men and i prefered Ryan Gosling’s older nose and when he dated with Sandra Bullock http://www.google.fr/search?q=ryan+gosling+sandra+bullock&hl=fr&prmd=ivnso&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=S1_NTeSlOs2ahQe1rPX1DA&ved=0CCgQsAQ&biw=1366&bih=643
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Ahhhh, you got all my faves this week! Gosdong, Phoenix, Bettany, and JGL!!! All amazing actors, all freaking hot in their own way.
Can I get a HGF for hot no-toilet boy Vincent Kartheiser?
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All of these guys are the tits!!!!!
TOUCH ME JOHNNYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That was an awesome HGF! Thank you for Seth and JGL. Somewhat geeky but funny gets me every time.
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Cillian Murphy reminds me of that geeky guy on Criminal Minds. (Speaking of TV, did anyone else bawl like a baby through Bones last night?)
Paul Bettany . . . Jennifer Connolly is one lucky woman. He does the BEST sneer. And I’ve always loved Joaquin; he was the hottest Roman emperor ever. But that RZA dude . . . what the hell is that yellow get up he’s wearing? Any warm thoughts I might have been having went right out the window after I saw that!
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Thanks for the hard work ladies!
LOVE Peter Dinklage-so happy to see him here.
I’ll keep requesting Rupert Graves though!
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@ Eve – He’s just so…words fail me…in We Own the Night. He’s arrogant (at first), slobbery, snotty, and redeemed. What else is there?
(And Robert Duvall? And Eva Mendes? AND Mark Wahlberg too? OMG, too much actor-y goodness!)
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One of the best HGFs, tbh
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They’re all too short for me, but absolutely do-able!!!
(Girlfriend here is like 5’9″ or 10″ and likes her men tall!)
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Love Peter Dinklage! He is the sh-t in Game of Thrones.
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@ Original Bellaluna:
They’re all too short for me, but absolutely do-able!!!
(Girlfriend here is like 5′9″ or 10″ and likes her men tall!)
That’s right, go on…rub it in my face.
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Waltz and Myers… oh my.
I think it’s seth’s grin. Sneaks up on you, yeah. You don’t see it coming, but he grins and his eyes twinkle and your pants fall off.
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Ok, last comment (I think): is it weird that the only SNL cast member I find hot is Bill Hader…but only when he’s dressed as Stefon?
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Please. I beg of you. Karl Urban. PLEASE.
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@ MollyB: Totally agree! Dinklage is stealing the show in Game of Thrones. He has real presence and I do find him hot!
Ladies, a very nice list this week with one of my favorites: Joaquin Phoenix. The man has such intenseness combined with vulnerability that it makes me weak in the knees. Fantastic, fantastic actor. So glad he’s back and I can feast my eyes on him again.
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@ Eve – Sorry! *hangs head* Hubs is 6’5″ – LOVE IT! I can wear my 4″ heels and he’s still taller than me! (Believe it or not, after my divorce [when I finally started dating] I actually had a height requirement. True story.)
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@ Original Bellaluna! Thank you! LOL I’m 5’11″. Only 6′ and above really works for me. I realize I’ll never meet them in life…but. LOL Thank goodness I’m not alone!
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Paul walker is the hottest. I’m over Johnny Depp.
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hook, line, sinker — Mark wahlberg
thanks so much, I’m done!
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Cillian Murphy! I love when he pops up in HGF. An all-around fantastic week back ladies!
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@Sisi, I think you meant “unforgettable.”
I rarely comment on HGF posts, but oh my, Michael Ealy is so pretty it almost hurts my eyes. So much pretty. So, so, so much pretty.
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Dinklage – he’s not un-handsome, but for me, mehh. Paul Bettany reminds me of Fassbinder – he’s got some appeal. Ryan Gosling is getting better – give him a few more years. Markie is still hot, and Joaquin is fine. But for me, Paul Walker for the win.
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For a future HGF, how about Francois Arnaud, aka Cesare Borgia in The Borgias? He manages to look hot even in that ridiculous wig! Jeremy Irons is a classic, he would work in HGF too, even though you said no more themes.
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My week is now complete….my husband does not exist anymore…is it happy hour yet?
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@Eve: Good god, I read “Peter Dicklarge”.
HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@ searching4grace – Oh, you will! They exist! Mostly as bouncers, but they exist.
LOL
Don’t give up hope.
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Peter Dinklage – yes! Since I got HBO to watch True Blood, I’ve been watching Game of Thorns which follows it.
I have been thinking that Peter Dinklage is actually a really nice looking guy. I’m 5’9, so the height thing would not work for me. But he does AWESOME acting in Game of Thorns.
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Paul Bettany has the best UCASA (Upper Chest And Shoulder Area) evah. I want to rub myself against it.
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i saw Dicklarge in The Station Agent. I want to cuddle him. But i have to confess, he has a nice well-developed chest, and strong arms, and i’m not immune to that…
Reg. Paul Bettany’s UCASA, afterwards its my turn, k?
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Thanks for including Seth Meyers. I lurve him to an inappropriate degree. I lurve him so much I don’t even mind that he sometimes looks a bit like Benjamin Millepied’s smarter, politically astute, less smarmy, condom-wearing brother.
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Thanks for keeping the doughy and pale to a minimum. I prefer the chiseled and grizzled.
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Ryan – Come back to Canada! More specifically, Vancouver!
Jude – Stop being so douchey! It’s ruining your looks.
Paul – Paul, Paul, Paul…I love you. I am utterly in love with you. You say the word and I’m yours.
Johnny – Johnny, please ignore what I said about Paul. YOU are my love. (Sorry Paul.)
Cillian – I want to name a son after you. Sometimes you look like a serial killer but that makes you even hotter.
Can we please get some Andrew Garfield love soon?
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I co-sign the HGF request of Francois Arnaud. Boy is fine. Although I’m slightly disturbed at the fact that I want him to get it on with Lucrezia. My brother and I are extremely close so it grosses me the f*ck out but Cesare and Lucrezia…yes. Yes I want to see that.
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Lovely! Lots of “ones you accidently forget about!”
like Bettany, Waltz, Walker (loved him since Sculls, Walberg… and good ol Gordon-Levitt (it is refreshing to read about his accomplishments – and his lack of sanctimony!)
and of course the lovely Gosling!
Well done!
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Where’s my Jason Momoa bishes? And Gosling again? Sorry ladies – I don’t get it at all. Marky Mark is definitely a hot dad for sure.
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Peter Dinklage – I recall the first time I saw him was on a U2 video. He has a raw appeal and an innocence that makes him extremely sexy. Nice to see him on HGF
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Yessss for Christoph Waltz. What a delicious, tantalizing morsel of man.
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I adore the Gosdong so thank you for that – also good was JGL – I rediscovered him in Inception – yum!
Now, PLEASE put in Toby Stephens!! I discovered him on the BBC version of Jane Eyre (after I saw the Fassbender version – yum!) Here’s a pic to convince you…
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0827170/
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@Devon LOL yeah I’m waiting for the Cesare-Lucrezia hookup too! Which is totally horrifying, but they have mad chemistry. The smoldering look he gave her when he carried her to bed after her wedding … damn! I read somewhere they won’t be doing the incest storyline this season, so maybe next year after she learns a few tricks from the stable boy.
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Paul Walker can butter my biscuits any time. HOTTTTT!!!!! Thank you ladies!
I love HGHF (Hot Guy Haiky Friday LOL)
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I have just spilled my morning coffee. Ryan, Dinklage (CB you rock for including him), Jude, Cillian, Paul B, Marky Mark and be still my beating heart Paul Walker. Exemplary. Bravo. PS – the U2 video!!! until I read #64′s comment I had completely forgotten that(thanks!)
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WOWZER HGF.
Oh, thanks boys! I just fell in love 12 times and got pregnant twice. See a couple of you in court.
Love,
One of Your Baby Mamas
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This was a great HGF; thanks so much for all your hard work!
I wanted to say a special thanks for Peter Dinklage. SO HOT in The Station Agent, and even Elf (!) when he was playing that d-bag author. I love him!
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Love Love Love Paul Bettany because he looks just like my grandfather did when he was younger. Dead on….scary yet wonderful in my opinion.
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@ CG I’m glad I’m not the only one! I know it happened for reals so that plus their chemistry is making it so easy to want it. If it happens it will be next season since there are only 2 more episodes this season and Lucrezia is preggers with Paolo’s baby. Poor, poor Paolo. This is NOT going to end well for him.
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Seth Myers has Hugh Grant eyes – all crinkley and sloping down at the sides!
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Chris Messina
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WOW really out-did yourself on this week of guys. Im drooling……..
Ryan Gosling body is so hot it looks photoshopped!
Jude Law will always be gorgeous to me even if he is a sleaze ball….or maybe thats what makes him more attractive!
Marky Mark and Paul Walker are always welcome in my bedroom.
And as for Johnny Depp, what can i say his hot no matter what age he is…HE IS SEX!
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Oh hot guy friday ,,,, how I have missed thee!
Normally I’d be all over Paul walker but he skeeves me out he’s into those barely legal girls… creepy
Now Paul Bettany, he’s my new fav, just saw him in Priest, he was great!
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Cillian Murphy is beautiful, but he has serial killer eyes… the just creep me out!
And thanks for Michael Ealy…loved him since he was on THeir Eyes were Watching God
So how about some Gary Dourdan,Bae Yong-joon, and Park Yong-ha next week? Pretty please???
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RZA AND DINKLAGE!!! WORK!!
I met Peter Dinklage a few months ago while I was walking a dog. He is so sweet he gave me a toothache. His dog was a huge mutt. We stood and talked for about 15 minutes. I wanted to pick him up and kiss him.
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Christoph Waltz is looking nice.. especially with the intellectual glasses… however, he once played that Austrian crooner ages ago…
http://www.monstersandcritics.de/artikel/201030/article_180181.php?page=1
sorry i had to show.
but glad that one of us made it to hollywood, yeah!
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I’ll take Gosling and Mr. Paul Walker thank u very much. Nice very, very nice.
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great dong choices. all pretty small but that’s aight. it’s all about the motion of the ocean, right?
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::Christoph thanklessly toiled away for decades on various European television programs before getting his really big break from Quentin Tarantino just a few years ago::
While I am really glad to see Christoph Waltz finally make this list, I disagree with the above. He had a successful film and television career in Europe which I’m sure many people were grateful for. It’s really ethnocentric to act like an actor hasn’t ‘made it’ if we haven’t heard of them and they should be kissing our feet now that we have… I’m glad Tarantino put him in ‘Inglorious Basterds’, which he obviously did because he knew his genius from other projects. As one of those rare Americans that actually appreciates foreign films, I can say the man is an appreciated success with or without American audiences and while I’m happy to see him appear in American films, I’m just as glad to have him in the European films he is known for.
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You know who I want Gosling back with? Sandra Bullock. I’d say Sandy deserves some Gosling dong right about now!
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I love HGF and today I have to comment just to say that I really like Peter Dinklage and I’m happy to know I’m not alone and that he’s on this list! Also, I would like to submit a request: Romain Duris. He’s a beautiful French actor, very talented and I would love to see him here someday
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Here we go,
Ryan Gosling: hot but has a gay radar going off gently! …..Jude Law: skank TWIT! ….Seth Meyers: who? …. Peter Dinklage: why? (true a rather good actor) ….Paul Bettany: is just soooooo HOT and just more HOT! ……..Johnny Depp: is one moody hoe!…. Michael Ealy: twirks those blue eyes!……Mark Wahlberg: a good one night stand! ….Christoph Waltz: get some points for being Austrian, other than that not hot! …..Cillian Murphy: next! …. Joaquin Phoenix: even more next! … Joseph Gordon-Levitt: right ….anyway …… RZA: who? …….Paul Walker: yummy to the tummy, oh yes!
the Pauls’ win it!
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Thank you so much for the Dinklage. I have harbored quite a crush on him for years – he’s gorgeous, intense, and brooding . . . sigh. He makes my HGF.
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Cillian (Murphy) is there, even Joseph (Gordon-Levitt) made the list AND you mentioned Inception. There’s only one thing wrong about it: no Tom Hardy.
ps – Christoph ♥
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i heart johnny depp and joaquin phoenix.
they have talent. they can play any character and they are hot.
i think they are really cool guys also.
they’re a bit weird but that’s what i love about them.=)
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I agree Johnny Depp is an excellent actor, I absolutely LOVED him in Finding Neverland….and Chocolat…he looked damn good in that movie
And Joaquin Phoenix was gorgeous in we own the night and walk the line. I have told my hubs I don’t know what I would do if one of them wanted to be with me or even just came up to me at a bar. Could you imagine??
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I think this was the best HGF yet! UNF, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Cillian Murphy and Michael Ealy. *melts*
Seconding the Jason Momoa request for next time!
And yay for Peter Dinklage, too! I’m so glad I’m not alone in finding him really hot–although he doesn’t do it for me as much on Game of Thrones as he does in other stuff. It’s the blond hair, I think. I love him as Tyrion and think he’s doing a fantastic acting job, but he looks so much better with dark hair and a suit and tie.
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Fantastic. Absolutely love this week’s HGF. Every single person was great
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@ Beth (# 53):
I swear I read it like that, but double checked it because that couldn’t be for real. And it may have been a freudian slip…or not (I’m more on the “medium for the win” team)
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Jon Bon Jovi, pleeeease!!
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This may be my favorite HGF to date. I’ve adored Cillian Murphy for years, going so far as seeing every movie he has been in (even the really bad straight-to-dvd with Lucy Liu one a while back), not caring if it makes me seem creepy. Then Johnny Depp is Johnny Depp – can’t say too much there. Paul Bettany is basically the same, though I don’t think I will be able to bring myself to watch Priest or Legion…just can’t tarnish his acting career with those two). And JGL I’ve liked since start HitRecord.org way back when with his brother – cannot wait for Hesher, though it kinda makes me sad how much he looks like his brother that recently passed that he made HitRecord with. I’m really glad Christoph Waltz is getting so recognized in the US now, he is so talented and does a really intense performance.
The only way this could have been better would have been with Leonardo DiCaprio and Christian Bale, maybe also Chris Pine.
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@Zoe I did not know of Christoph until Tarantino found him for me. LOL I’m a film geek but not QT level. My foreign film watching is limited to languages I at least somewhat understand.
The point being – we may not have known of Christoph before but we do now and we are glad. I don’t usually go for older men but… <3 <3 <3 him. I almost saw Water for Elephants for him but I just can’t bear/bare “Sparkles”
Since I am here again, I want to reiterate the creepiness of Cillian and Dinklage. I have no issue with any of the rest some are my type some are not but they are a perfectly agreeable looking bunch except for those two. As @really said about Dinklage – why? I really want to know why. Pun intended.
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Eve, I kind of agree. Medium is best; extra large sounds great but after a while, it gets a bit much.
TMI, i know
oh lord, christoph is sweet and sexy at the same time; such a hard combination to beat. oooh, did, i just use ‘hard’ and ‘beat’ in a sentence referring to christoph? must. hump. him. now.
peter dinklage – if he were taller, women would be tripping their feet over him – he almost has the sweetness and handsomeness of mark ruffalo, but more somber or tragic. however, he is short, and therefore unusual. but listen to him speak after a while, and you just soften around the man. the way a woman wants to be softened around a man.
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@ Vera – I urge you to try to sit through Legion – Paul is beautiful in that movie…and his accent! Hmmm, le sigh.
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HAhaha–your Paul Walker story is IDENTICAL to mine but replace “NYC” with “Winnipeg” and “2002″ with “2006″. Other than that is it word for word what happened to my sister and I. He’s surprisingly short, eh?
And big YAY for Joseph Gordon Levitt. He is very sexy. And one of my best friends looks ridiculously like him but a touch smaller. More of him on the site is a good thing.
@beth–I was going to say–Peter Dinklage has a sexy voice.
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yes, he does, indeed, Zelda!
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I must say, thank you for putting up my pretend boyfriend, Christoph! I say, Christoph for every HGF FOREVER!!!!!
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@96: Um, why not for Peter Dinklage..?
Everyone’s tastes are different and fine if you don’t find him attractive, but to be ‘aghast’ that he would be on here and then to call him creepy on top of it…?
Did you just finish sophmore year of high school or are you still in middle school?
I just watched “Game of Thorns” now and he was sexy in it. The guy really has a sexy and compelling attraction.
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Love this week’s HGF!
As a long time reader, first time commenter I feel the need to second the request for Toby Stephens! Being the Jane Eyre superfan that I am, I’ve seen almost every screen adaptation(including the Fassdong’s version) and Toby is by far THE BEST Rochester ever!
He began my ginger obsession. By far the hottest ginge around.
Toby Stephens for HGF
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i want to see christoph waltz SHIRTLESS, and in a possibly unbuttoned levi’s, bulging in the right place…
er. im turning this site into celebitchy.xxx
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