“Miranda Kerr’s post-baby body in a white bandage dress” links

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Miranda Kerr‘s white bondage/bandage dress. [Celebuzz]
The classiest way to say “I named my baby boy after The Moroccan Room in my house.” I‘m surprised there weren‘t MORE diamonds. [Dlisted]
Dame Gwyneth deigns to associate with Lady Gaga now. [LaineyGossip]
You should not refer to female-driven comedies as “homances”. [Pajiba]
Kate Moss wears purple panties. [Yeeeah]
LeeLee Sobeleski (or whatever the f her name is) in a fug dress. [Go Fug Yourself]
I don‘t think Gisele is ugly per se, but she‘s not very feminine, is she? [Pop Sugar]
Lady Gaga’s (and Ryan Seacrest‘s) excitement over dildo shoes. [Agent Bedhead]
Mike Meyers & his wife are expecting a baby. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Minka Kelly, with cleavage. [The Blemish]
Will Smith lost his giant trailer. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Jane Fonda is looking hot. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Bethenny Frankel won‘t be bullied. [Evil Beet]
Rachel McAdams in another bad dress. WTF? [Celebslam]
Kate Winslet is the new face of St. John. [A Socialite Life]
Douche Off! Matthew Goode versus Alex Pettyfer. [ONTD]
One of the worst things Khloe Kardashian has worn, ever. [PopEater]

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  1. RHONYC says:

    i’m not jealous. her legs are fug. whaddup with them kneecaps? lol

    anyways, you know Orlando must be tryin’ to knock her up again, after all her body ‘did’ snap back in a flash. 😉

  2. Phillylady says:

    I just have an issue with this dress – like sooo many great dresses on beautiful women, it is ruined by the bust looking like it is gonna fall off. I wanna give it a good yank UP! She needs another two inches to cover and contour her lovely chest properly. So many dresses are ruined by this – salma hayak wore one just yesterday with the same issue.

  3. Sisi says:

    She looks good, but I hate hate hate those bandage dresses. Paris Hilton & Snooki started wearing those things years ago, that must say something.

  4. fabchick says:

    Her body looks good. If my body was like that less than 6 months after popping out a big a ** baby I would show off too.

  5. Bubbling says:

    Bitch is clearly mocking us, I didn’t even had I child but I would run out of oxygen in that dress in one short minute, not fair

  6. esblondie says:

    Good god, I’ve never looked close to that awesome and I’ve never had a kid!

    *cries quietly in corner*

  7. jacquie109 says:

    I can’t be too jealous. If my body was my job and all I had to do was work out and keep it together I’d probably look like that too and bounce back after having a baby!

  8. brin says:

    Of course she’s in a bandage dress…she’s a new mummy.

  9. Cheyenne says:

    Love the dress and love the shoes but she needs a little jewelry to set it off. Maybe some diamond earrings.

  10. KimnotKardashian says:

    Does anyone really think Gisele is as gorgeous as we’re constantly told she is? I personally don’t get it.

  11. Sue says:

    jacquie109@ I’m with you their nothing to be jealous about her body is her job she cannot afford to look otherwise unless she stops modeling.

  12. LunaT says:

    Yay for a sexy mama! Definitely, shake it while you’ve got it. I never thought much about her until I became a mama—love that she’s vocal about breastfeeding and natural childbirth.

  13. Rita says:

    Of course she’s working it and I think it all works very well. Such a pretty girl and the figure is just…well, lovely. I know nothing about her except she’s a model but she seems a pleasent sort. Her and Orlando seem right for each other. I hope they are as in love as they appear in public. Baby Flynn is going to rock the looks world.

  14. Slim Charles says:

    The post-baby body parade is the most obnoxious of all celebrity requirements. Stay home, relax and enjoy your baby. Who gives a flying f*ck?

  15. teehee says:

    I guess it depends on your health before the pregnancy and your lifestyle… if your hormones arent that great before you cant expect much form your body after the baby. She has a gift for being that thin, otherwise she wouldnt have looked that way before– so she must be in great health and balance. I hope I can get my system that healthy too =) (but of course be my healthy size while at it- which isnt hers)

  16. serena says:

    I’ll kill for that body. XD

  17. girl says:

    Seriously, kudos to her. She looks gorgeous.

    I hate it when people infer that it is so effortless to loose the baby weight. For some it is but I doubt it is for all the celebrities who say it is. Or even if they do get thin, things don’t always go back to where they were before. At least not without heavy duty spanx or cosmetic surgery.

  18. DianaPrince says:

    I would just like to know simply this.. What god does she pray to? I might be interested in reevaluating my denomination..

  19. original kate says:

    i despise those bandage dresses – so fug. but she looks great and i love her makeup.

  20. daya says:

    its her job to look like this….

  21. Me says:

    She had a baby 5 months ago… its not uncommon to go back to what you used to look like in less time. I also think its easier if you looked like that before getting pregnant and maintain a decent level of nutrition and exercise. Pregnancy is not a magical condition where 50 pounds of fat gets packed on with no effort at all. Im 6 months pregnant with my third by the way.

  22. Debbi says:

    As someone who gave birth a few weeks before her, all I have to say is…that skinny bi*$%!

  23. Wif says:

    But…but…but…where do you put the nursing pads in that dress?

  24. ladybert62 says:

    She looks great – too much boobie showing for my taste as it looks like the dress is gonna fall off – but she has a very pretty face and eyes. She looks like a nice person.

  25. Relli says:

    Re: Gisele

    LOL Kaiser, I always thought the funniest comment Tom Brady ever made regarding his relationship with her is that they are practically the same person. And that is actually how he was sold on her (from the person who set the up or whatever). I thought it was strangely homoerotic and makes Brady a bit of a modern day Narcissus.

  26. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Jealous!!!

    She looks fantastic, lucky genes 😀

  27. Newbie says:

    I just gonna say it. She does nothing for me. I don’t even think she’s cute.

  28. courtney says:

    you don’t nurse in a dress like that you pump before you go out and leave it in the fridge for the babysitter to feed the baby while your out. when your nursing your gonna loose weight quicker besides she had no complications during pregnancy delivery or post delivery so its easier for her to loose weight

  29. skilo says:

    @brin lol new mummy

  30. MSMLNP says:

    bwahaha “new mummy” love it!

  31. 4Real says:

    Well when you start as a still very young size -0 you end up looking even hotter…good genes! Bravo!

  32. LunaT says:

    Wif— I laughed. Maybe she has super fancy lady ones. Have yet to see anything like that at Babies R Us.

    For some reason, I would buy Miranda saying she lost the weight through healthy diet blah blah more than I would if someone like Posh said the same thing.

  33. Sigh. says:

    *Rim shot for brin*

  34. Blue says:

    She looks hot! Very gorgeous. I wish i could lose my baby weight like that. I’ve always been chunky, but I just wanna get back to pre-pregnancy 🙁

  35. GeekChic says:

    She looks amazing. Earlier today I was thinking my legs were looking pretty good from doing so much karate and kobudo, and now, well, now not so much.

  36. sorrento says:

    @brin
    the best comment I read all week…thanks for the yuck

  37. Kim says:

    Pretty girl – to thin though.

  38. Jaxx says:

    @Me–It’s exactly as you said. If you took care of your body before pregnancy and don’t allow being pregs to be an excuse to eat everything in sight then getting your body back in shape is not difficult.

    My doctor told me if you eat for two you’ll be as big as two. I watched my diet and gained only 26 pounds–lost 11 the day of my daughter’s birth so I STILL had around 10 pounds of fat to lose. I nursed so it came off quickly.

    My biggest advantage was that I went to the gym 3X’s per week right up to my ninth month. I did 40 sit-ups at every session right to the end. More like crunches at the very end as I couldn’t sit up as far. But my stomach snapped back like a rubber band. Even the nurses in the delivery room were shocked and amazed by how flat my stomach was right after baby came out.

    So I highly recommend sit-ups during pregnancy. I didn’t get a single stretch mark either, but I think that’s genetic luck more than anything. But there is no doubt that keeping your weight gain under 30 pounds means less stretching to combat those marks. So pay heed ladies, pregnancy doesn’t have to ruin your figure.

    And Miss Kerr looks amazing.

  39. Jaxx says:

    @Me–It’s exactly as you said. If you took care of your body before pregnancy and don’t allow being pregs to be an excuse to eat everything in sight then getting your body back in shape is not difficult.

    My doctor told me if you eat for two you’ll be as big as two. I watched my diet and gained only 26 pounds–lost 11 the day of my daughter’s birth so I STILL had around 10 pounds of fat to lose. I nursed so it came off quickly.

    My biggest advantage was that I went to the gym 3X’s per week right up to my ninth month. I did 40 sit-ups at every session right to the end. More like crunches at the very end as I couldn’t sit up as far. But my stomach snapped back like a rubber band. Even the nurses in the delivery room were shocked and amazed by how flat my stomach was right after baby came out.

    So I highly recommend sit-ups during pregnancy. I didn’t get a single stretch mark either, but I think that’s genetic luck more than anything. But there is no doubt that keeping your weight gain under 30 pounds means less stretching to combat those marks.

    And Miss Kerr looks amazing.

  40. Elena says:

    Matthew Goode for hgf!
    I absolutely adore him)

  41. lisa says:

    Every woman carries babies differently. And not all women have problems getting their figure back. She as a lean woman to begin with. and looking at pics of her pregnant she was all baby. not much weight on her body. I have friends that have had 2 and 3 children and got back to their pre baby size in weeks or months. All women are not created equal.

    but she is still thin. Funny how she is not being called anorexic. Some women are thin. Some are heavier. Such is life.

    But boy she is popping up everywhere since she had the baby. I don’t recall seeing her this much. There is a picture almost every day. Wonder why? I guess models are having to work harder to get attention. Since Actresses seem to be taking the jobs they use to get.

  42. wifeyskarsgard says:

    I love that dress, i wanted a bandage dress forever but I think she does need more diamonds to set that dress from Good to FAB.

  43. Ruffian9 says:

    This girl just glows. Great bod (obv), lovely skin, such a pretty face.

  44. OtherChris says:

    Try that after twins, heffa!

    I’m kidding. She’s lovely.

  45. tracy vaiuso says:

    Its a great dress the bandage dress can be tricky to pull off but it is great here.

  46. vanessa says:

    Olive Oil!! I never realized how round her face is…..could be bad pic though

  47. Caz says:

    Yes Miranda looks amazing. I’m a bit over the “earth mother” image because she was quoted in an Aus mag article very recently saying that she and Orly have a night time nanny. Neither of them get up during the night to attend to the baby’s needs. Can understand having a babysitter to be able to go out functions, but never getting up during the night for a feed, change a nappy or check if he’s OK? What is that?

  48. em says:

    i’ve never been pregnant…so i don’t really know about losing baby weight and all that. my cousin gave birth in feb, she gained like 40 pounds during her pregnancy and has like 18 pounds more to go. what i’ve always heard is that “it takes 9 months to put on the pounds, so it could take 9 months to take if off” – or something like that. anyways, miranda looks great.

  49. Isa says:

    I cease to be amazed when a celebrity/model pops out a baby and shows up looking like nothing happened a few months later.

    And if everyone looked like Miranda in the first place it’d be a lot easier! She does look great!

    But has anyone looked at the website Shape of a Mother?!!? Freaks me out.

  50. courtney says:

    Um having a live in Nurse/nanny when you have a busy career is nothing new for the rich it’s gone on for decades. has it ever occured to you that Miranda pumps for nighttime feedings and leaves the bottles in the fridge for the nanny to do it and nurses during the day.not all celeb kids that have nannies/nurses helping their parents raise them call the Nannies/nurses mum or dad just ask Tessa Dahl and her younger siblings they had nurses and nannies when they were kids but were still close to their parents and a lot of other hollywood stars of the time as their mother was actress Patricia Neal which includes Elizabeth Taylor Newman & Woodward the Redgraves Gary Cooper Martin Sheen ect

  51. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    @Coutney, just because you CAN afford a nanny doesn’t mean you SHOULD have one. My mother breastfed, but hired a nanny to do EVERYTHING else (put me down for naps, feed me, potty train me etc.). Breastfeeding alone does not make one a good mother. It’s the nurturing from the mother that these children are missing out on. Why have a child at all if you aren’t going to raise him/her yourself?

  52. Estella says:

    So many haters…tsk, tsk. Miranda looks absolutely beautiful! Kudos to her for getting her body back – and that face has always been angelic. Love her. And love the bandage dress!

  53. Crash2GO2 says:

    Saying Gisele is not very feminine bugs me. Because she IS a female, and that is her body type and what her face looks like. We come in all shapes and sizes. To try and say we are only attractive in the female sense if we fit into a small set of falsely established criteria is just another way that women try to keep each other down IMO.

  54. bluhare says:

    @Morticians: Cosign!! I get so sick of these people (Gisele?) telling everyone else how it’s done. Then you find out they’ve got help up the wazoo.

  55. Faye says:

    @KimNotKardashian, I’m with you. She’s tall and thin: therefore hot? Don’t get it.

  56. Isa says:

    Okay, but really are their careers THAT demanding?!

    If I were rich I could do without a nanny, raising kids is the fun part. Now a maid however would be awesome!

    (Although I’d be tempted to hire a nanny for potty training! Aaah)

  57. flounder says:

    I’ve never seen the bandage dress look more fabulous! If I worked as hard as she did to loose all the baby weight, I’d be just as happy to show off my body. Good for her!

  58. LunaT says:

    Go, Crash, go!!! 🙂

  59. dillion says:

    Well, I am a guy and I am constantly surprised by female opinions as to attractiveness … in other females.

    I just don’t get it – look at her face. It’s squat, unusual looking.

    Sure she’s skinny, but that’s not such an incredible thing, really.

    Gisele is not a beautiful woman, either. Again – skinny? Yes. Attractive? Please.

  60. hellcat says:

    Some people think she is, some think she isn’t. Attractiveness is subjective, people: your idea of what is attractive is not the be-all end-all of who is or isn’t pretty.

  61. Melinda says:

    I think she looks great. She has the time and resources to do so. Either way she should be proud and rock that dress. 🙂

  62. Crash2GO2 says:

    @LunaT: Hey, are you making fun of me? 😀

  63. LunaT says:

    Crash—No, not at all. I thought it was a great comment. It’s totally true and good to be reminded of. Ditto w/hellcat’s, too. Well said. 🙂
    Beauty is so subjective. And I don’t think it’s nice to talk sh!t about how people look. Unless they’ve had lots of plastic surgery 😉

  64. kayls says:

    If I looked as good as her, I’d wear that dress too…everywhere. I’d be in Walmart in that dress, at work, you name it!

  65. Crash2GO2 says:

    Well, it did occur to me after I posted, that sometimes I get way to f*cking serious after 2 cups of coffee in the morning. 😛

  66. LunaT says:

    Crash, coffee makes you smarter 🙂 Chocolate has the same effect.

  67. Ramona Q says:

    To Rachel McAdams: “Here’s a quarter. Go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face.” ~ Uncle Buck!

  68. Dingles says:

    No one should let the post-baby body of a model make them feel inadequate. If you got paid millions of dollars a year to just look hot, had private chefs, personal trainers, hair stylists, makeup artists and nannies to watch your baby while you worked out for 4 hours a day, yeah, you’d look pretty awesome too. She looks great, but her entire life revolves around making her look like that.

    Show me a mother who works a day job 40 hours a week for $30,000 a year, and who looks like this, then I’ll be impressed.

  69. ZenB!tch says:

    Nice body, but I wouldn’t want her face. She’s not very pretty. Those eyebrows.

  70. ZenB!tch says:

    @Caz – night nanny the only way I would EVER have a baby. However, I don’t want a baby. It makes me wonder why (some) celebs have kids. I thought the point was to raise them and stay up all night and put their needs before yours and all this stuff I am not willing to do. A child is NOT an accessory people.

  71. 6 says:

    Lest we all forget about the extra “procedures” that are done when these celebs have their c-section babies. Maybe she didn’t have a c-section, I don’t know. But it is really sick when the media throws this garbage in our faces. Like all of these supermodels are the exception to the human race. Give me a break.