Lindsay Lohan is in Miami, doing a cracked-out magazine photo shoot

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These are some new photos of Linnocent in MIAMI. Can you believe the crackhead was allowed to fly to Miami? She was, because California’s legal system is a joke. So… Linnocent got a “job”. No, not acting. And not hooking either. These are pap photos of Linnocent doing a photo shoot in Miami for Plum Miami Magazine, a publication I’m not familiar with. Remember when Linnocent got magazine covers like Vanity Fair and Elle Magazine? Yeah. And now she’ll just take off her clothes for any publication. Even though the pics aren’t the best quality, I can tell that Linnocent looks like strung out ass too. You can see more photos of the shoot here, at Radar.

Lindsay Lohan certainly isn’t shy about flashing a little skin!

The troubled actress left little to the imagination on Saturday as she stripped off in the moist Miami heat for a photo shoot for Plum Miami Magazine.

Lindsay, 24, showed off her assets as she posed wearing a trendy nude colored swimsuit.
The Mean Girls star jetted there from Los Angeles Friday morning for what’s expected to be her last trip before she is scheduled to surrender to authorities. She is to serve a two-week incarceration after pleading no contest to a theft charge.

The Miami Beach shoot is to accompany an in-depth interview for the magazine’s July issue.

Earlier Saturday, Lohan was spotted smoking on the balcony of her penthouse hotel room and enjoying the sunshine.

[From Radar]

Other Linnocent news: she announced on a radio show that she is currently boycotting Glee: “I don’t watch Glee. They have made a load of snarky remarks about me. I don’t know why.” Maybe they make fun of her because she’s a humorless, crackheaded sociopath CHILD?!? What’s weird is that I TOTALLY believe that Linnocent has literally NO IDEA why someone would mock her or make fun of her. In her own delusional mind, she’s incredibly awesome.

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Photos courtesy of Fame.

 

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  1. lisa says:

    She seems to get more magazine covers and spreads than a lot of other actresses her age. She is always doing some photo shoot.

    I guess Lindsey sells.

  2. gillie says:

    im jealous that even though im not a convict, or on probation, my job wont let me go to miami. i am in the wrong line of work.

  3. Hautie says:

    If there was ever a girl that needed to walk away from the bleach chair… it is Lohan.

    I can not grasp, in what crack out universe, that ANYONE in her world believes that she looks good as a blonde.

    She looks like a cracked out mess.

    Adding in the tragic rust color eye shadow. Ugh. These pictures are going to look alot like our favorite pictures of her. (in that fake fur coat and gold dress) Looking all orange and yellow… :)

  4. the original bellaluna says:

    OMG, that hair! You totally know the cracknanigans are in full swing when she’s got that Southern-fried-blonde fright-wig going on. And look at those circles under her eyes – YIKES! Must have been partying her arse off in Miami. (Why would it be any different than anywhere else she goes?)

    Can’t remember what site I was on yesterday, but I read that someone from the photo-shoot (or magazine) said something about how the pix would “make her look more innocent.” After getting back in my chair (laughed so hard I fell off of it) I thought “Umm, no. Not gonna happen.”

  5. Monie says:

    Hope that belt isn’t real gold. Klepto-Han might accidentally pack it in her bag. Gosh, I can’t stand her! Ugh!

  6. brin says:

    She should just do hardcore porn cause her legit acting days are over.

  7. the original bellaluna says:

    @ brin – Mornin! *waves* I’m sure she’ll get there, sooner rather than later. (My first comment’s stuck in mod.)

  8. Jackson says:

    Let’s all remember how horrible she looks in these shots and compare them to the photoshop version when this Miami Vice crack magazine comes out. She looks harsh beyond words.

  9. yt says:

    She needs to be Photoshopped before she goes out in public.

  10. constance says:

    So much orange, and cream, and washed out yellow… that girl looks like piss.

    And that pointy man with the comb-over fringe- UGH. My 9 yr old would like his glow in the dark skeleton tee and sneakers back. He has double faux gold hoops too- BLARG.

  11. Lady Satan says:

    I hope that magazine has a good Photoshopper! She looks like all kinds of Hell.

  12. futureperfect says:

    She looks like she’s been using her knees as feet, which she probably has.

    Totally agree @yt!!! She’s looking really doughy and fried in that nude suit. Maybe that’s what people find so attractive about her.

  13. kasper says:

    If anyone has ever seen the Chapelle Show skit “Dude’s Night Out” Lindsay is a spitting image of one of the tranny hookers.

  14. DreamyK says:

    I’ve seen better bleach jobs scraped off the floor at last call.

  15. Sassy says:

    She always looks in desperate need of a good scrub-down. Yuck.

  16. ursula says:

    ummm… who drinks water that way?

  17. OhMyMy says:

    I’m not understanding this at all. Why?

    Plum magazine’s launch party was just in April so they’re new. If they’re all about high end and luxury why import Lohan? I guess they’re going for the shock value pr that using her name invokes but if they’re already going for the lowest common denominator are they going to last that long?

    There’s no gorgeous hot women capable of doing a bikini photoshoot in Miami? None….really?

    If I lived in Miami I’d be so pissed.

  18. Gwen says:

    Could she just PLEASE go far, far away?

  19. Tammi says:

    Why does Lindsey like her hair so light, it looks awful. She looks much better with darker hair.

  20. e.non says:

    this is less about a fashion shoot than it is to get publicity for this new ‘lifestyle magazine’. the bitch brings attention — good/bad/indifferent.

  21. Dany says:

    Reminds me of the 80s hair metal freaks… too blonde (because home made) and too dark eye make up (because with pinpoint pupils you’re not able to see what’s too much). She looks like trash. Hail ye, Photoshop!

  22. Cherry Rose says:

    Hope they got a photoshop professional on hand, cause it takes a lot to make Lindsay look halfway good.

  23. SolitaryAngel says:

    @e.non: That’s exactly what I was going to say; that the magazine people knew just who to put on their cover to make people talk about it.

    Also? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    My eyes need bleaching now….

  24. HotPockets says:

    It’s amazing how well this girl photographs and a little Photoshop makes it even better. I’m sure these pictures will look fantastic, but in the stills she looks like the crypt keeper with her white hair and translucent skin.

    Who cares if Glee makes fun of her, that show sucks and it’s a joke in itself, without even realizing it!

  25. islandwalker says:

    She looks like death warmed over. Remarkably un-sexy.

  26. original kate says:

    in the last two photos there is a chunky guy wearing a blue shirt and flowered board shorts; he looks better than lindsey does.

  27. Kloops says:

    Yep, strung out and bloated, but I agree, once the mag comes out she’ll have been photoshopped into something less horrifying.

  28. Julie says:

    Pure wasted talent.Still hoping she gets her act together though.

  29. zesty says:

    Every time you hear about her she’s either just sprung from the pokey or about to turn herself in. Can’t decide whether that’s funny, sad, pathetic…

  30. whitedaisy says:

    Is the horrible blonde a nod to Marilyn Monroe?
    Her own red is so gorgeous, I don’t understand it. One of many things about her that I don’t understand, come to think of it.
    Remember how lovely she looked at premieres for “Mean Girls”?
    Take note, kids. Don’t do drugs.

  31. Hooblie says:

    how does this clown still get work

  32. jacq says:

    I bet she gets so tired of drinking so much water all of the time.

  33. original kate says:

    “PEROXIDE TRAUMA”

    bwah ha ha ha!

  34. futureperfect says:

    Why am I in moderation purgatory? For saying this???

    She looks like she’s been using her knees as feet, which she probably has.

    Totally agree @yt!!! She’s looking really doughy and fried in that nude suit. Maybe that’s what people find so attractive about her.

  35. Deb says:

    She looks too rough for a gal her age. My mom (who is 57) looks more youthful than she does.

    @Monie-I don’t even think the item has to be gold, she’ll swipe it if she wants it. She’s notorious for that.

  36. lucy2 says:

    Isn’t she supposed to be under house arrest???
    And who keeps hiring her for photoshoots?

  37. Annie_Grey says:

    I hate when redheads go blonde.

    She wants to look like her mother so badly, and I don’t why.

  38. kasper says:

    she’s the george bush of models

  39. Michelle says:

    Saw her last night at Arkadia night club in the fontainebleau hotel she def didnt look like she was sober if she wasnt drinking so that only leaves drugs…she looked a mess i would have been embarrassed if i was her.

  40. futureperfect says:

    @Ursula, I’ve been thinking the same thing. That’s a 40 proof ‘water’ straw. If the magazine wants to attract trash, they couldn’t have cast more appropriately.

  41. kasper says:

    Ok so here is the question: if you call the Lohan trailer trash; is it overly offensive… to trailer trash?

  42. Rubber Ducky says:

    :lol: Are they filming an episode of COPS?

  43. HotLatino says:

    I love LiLo, you can’t deny that the girl is talented even if her life is a mess right now and she’s not the only one who doesn’t watch Glee, I follow TV ratings and Glee’s ratings are dropping and fast!! The hyped two hour episode got destroyed by The Voice in the ratings department.

  44. jover says:

    Agree with most of the comments and yes ohmymy if I were a model/actress in miami (where there are enough beautiful latinas alone to fill the orange bowl), I’d be pissed. Mags both high end and regional, as many have remarked, have given up on quality and will throw any old kartrashian or this loser on their covers in the misguided belief it will generate continuing sales. If they wanted to go low budget, I’m guessing Ihop waitresses come cheaper and are probably better looking.

  45. kasper says:

    @ HotLatino

    The Lohan is as talented as a fruitfly is long-lived.

  46. futureperfect says:

    @HotLatino, maybe you can’t deny Lindsay Lohan is talented, but I certainly can. It’s about as hard as denying that water is dry.

  47. HotLatino says:

    @futureperfect and kasper

    Then why the legendary (who may RIP) Robert Altman gave someone untalented a standing ovation after a scene in his film with both LiLo and Meryl Streep? Oh, that’s right because Lindsay is not untalented.

  48. kasper says:

    @ HotLatina: That Altman, such a comedian. I will miss his devilish sense of humour. A standing ovation for the Lohan? His finest prank ever.

  49. futureperfect says:

    All respect to the dead intended, it was his worst film and he had sadly lost it. Moreover — like you said, it was applause for Lohan and Streep (silent hands clapping vs. really big hands clapping!).

    This is what Lindsay said about Altman when he died: “He was the closest thing to my father and grandfather that I really do believe I’ve had in several years… He left us with a legend that all of us have the ability to do.” Who’s your grandaddy?

    This is exactly when I realized she’s a total moron. Thanks for the reminder.

  50. Crash2GO2 says:

    To be fair about how weird she is drinking her ‘water’ it appears she is hunched under an umbrella.

    Her eyes look like black holes. The cryptkeeper comparison was apt.

  51. Ruby Red Lips says:

    All I’ve got to say is, damn, that photoshopper needs a 100% pay rise for all the work they’ll have to put in to make Linnocent look sexy!

  52. Bex says:

    What can that sort of hair feel like? Is it coarse and wirey like barbie or my little pony hair or is it so damaged by bleach that it’s all soft like baby hair?

  53. Shelley says:

    @HotLatino – talented in what movie?! She was OK in ‘Mean Girls,’ as would pretty much anyone be when cast in a somewhat-well-written light comedic role. She’s been beyond-horrible in everything else. There’s no wasted talent there, just a waste of court time.

  54. really says:

    Linn-CRACKHEAD does have a job: to disgust us as much as she can, it is called: TRASH!

    A victorian skin tone is beuatiful on the right woman, but this twit looks like a spilled bottle of SUPER GLUE paste!

  55. OhMyMy says:

    Regarding the Altman thing: She was very fortunate to have worked with him at all. And yes she did make the comment @futureperfect quoted when he died. And then what did she do? Did she go to his memorial service because she was grieving him so badly? Nope. She was too busy partying with Steve-o the crazy dude from Jackass to make it. That’s when I realized what a phoney-baloney soulless creature she really was.

  56. dread pirate cuervo says:

    So I take it they still get really good coke in Miami?

  57. the original bellaluna says:

    @ dread pirate – Sure looks that way! ;) Take a peak at that luggage store she’s got under the eyes.

  58. Hakura says:

    x_x Ugh, Kaiser! You *HAVE* to warn us next time! I wasn’t expecting to click the link to Radar, only to be greeted by Linnocent’s ass-crack… *shudder* I guess I shouldn’t be so horrified… It’s far from the first time I’ve seen it, & God knows it won’t be the last.

    I fail to see these ‘assets‘ they speak of… Or how they justify calling her sexy. Notice how they put the totally unnecessary word ‘moist into the description of the weather… Sounds like they’re trying to convince the reader that it was somehow a sexy shoot. Radar, not happening.

    I think this magazine shoot is her trying to look like she’s ‘back to normal’, with people interested in ‘booking her’… Probably trying to get more work. & I agree wholeheartedly California’s legal system is a joke. (As is it’s former governor, but that’s another scandal.)