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I saw this photo of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez yesterday, and I emailed it to CB and Bedhead under the subject “Gross.” We then dissected why exactly it was so disgusting to us. CB and I came to the conclusion that it was horrible because it’s all so trashy. The leather couch, The Bieb’s shirtless chest, Selena’s posture, the way The Bieb is looking into the camera. It’s… just disgusting.
Anyway, I guess this photo is from their trip to Hawaii, which is still going on. The Bieb and Selena have been getting pap’d constantly – you can see some of the photos here. The Bieb grabbing her ass, two teenagers frolicking in the surf… it’s all pretty meh. The Bieb is what now? 17 years old? I remember being 17. Some 17-year-old guys are totally built. If this was Jason L. from my high school physics class, frolicking in the Maui surf, I would be all over it. Jason was built. Jason had broad shoulders and nice muscles. The Bieb looks about 12.
But you know that Selena is still getting death threats, right? All of the little Bieber girls hate her passionately. And yes, I totally think they’re having sex.
Photos courtesy of Twit-pic, WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez
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Two little kids playing grownup.
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he’s 17? I honestly thought he was 11.
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next thing you know these 2 bubbleheads will be doin’ faux kiddie porn ads for Calvin Klein.
as we used to say in the 80′s: gross. me. out. with. a. SPOON!
i hate it.
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eeeeek. no way they’re having premarital s-e-x. Bieber is a Christian, no?
I wonder if I looked that sickening with my first little boyfriend.
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she looks high or something while he rubs her foot, adds to the gross factor
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Oh they’re definitely having sex. You’re not all over each other playing grab-ass in public and not having sex in private. How he manages to have sex before puberty is the real question.
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Sure- he’s a Christian, and she used to wear a purity ring. Not anymore, though. And the way they are touching each other…they are totally doing it.
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I love the Yankee Candle car freshener. Nothing says Ima gangsta beeotch like Yankee Candle.
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wow, how mean is that, those are two teens in love, are you all jealous?? I don’t like him at all, but hey, he’s just 17, I still can remember beeing 16 and in love and at holiday with my then boyfriend.. it actually looked quite similar….
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Their body language is too sexed up for such youngsters.
Even if they like each other, this is going way to fast and believably his (Justin) mom was there. I get that this is the age of adventure but come on, these kinda pics of them tongue wrestling and finger fn is really TMI & too much PDA…we all know how this will end
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I want to say “ah, young love!” and sigh, but it just looks so wrong because he’s a little boy and she’s a fully-formed woman so there’s this uncomfortable “statutory rape” vibe about the whole thing. Like Mary Kay Letourneau & Vili, except JB looks even younger and girlier, especially in the last photo.
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kaiser, you always find the best pictures to put at the top! i love it
on a slightly unrelated note, my younger brother looks a lot like the bieb when he hasnt done his hair. oh geez.
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definately doing it…
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I bet his mother is in FITS!!
Yeah, I guess most of the guys I went to school with were a different breed than the ones nowadays. They lifted weights, had actually bodies. This kid totally looks pre-pubescent.
Anyone besides me notice his trucker cap says “OBEY”? (What’s up with that?) That, the “pleather” couch, the group of moms in the kitchen, the requisite red plastic cup: all of totally screams TACKY to me.
And they’re totally doin’ it behind those moms’ in the kitchen backs.
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Gawd, even Selena looks manlier than La Belle Bieb
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It does seem weird because she looks so much more mature than him. I’m surprised he hasn’t hired a nutritionist and trainer to help him put on a few pounds. But maybe his handlers want him to stay a “pre-teen” forever.
I do think that Selena is incredibly beautiful!
The Biebs reminds me of the little boys in school that used to follow me around that I would never actually consider dating. They’re like puppies. Happy, eager, and will hump your leg if you let them get too close.
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Hey, your hormones are never much higher than at 17 and 19. And who cares if he is super muscled if he treats her with respect? At least that is what I would want my daughter to go by.
I think they are pretty cute together. Young love, indeed.
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I don’t listen to their music or anything but he’s not a little boy anymore. He’s going to be 18 and in some states you’re an adult at 17. They are only two years apart, no way is this statutory rape and definitely shouldn’t be compared to the mary kay laternou story, totally different. If they went to a school together she would be a junior and he would be a freshman, I think people are just weirded out about it because she’s the older one and not him. And she looks older because girls mature faster than boys and she’s got money to look pretty any day of the week. I think people are way too obsessed with keeping him a little kid when he’s obviously not.
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Although I will agree his facial expression is all kinds of creepy. His eyes are totally saying “Yea I totally bang this hot piece of ass next to me”
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I totally thought I was all grown up at 17-18 and would have been kissing my boyfriend at the beach too and letting him rub my feet. It’s not always the body that attracts – for most females it is the mind. This young man has been forced to grow up fast with his fame and he is likely much more mature than his face and body indicate. I wish them well!
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About his hat:
http://www.obeygiant.com/store/
A guy from my hometown started the Andre the Giant has a Posse thing YEARS ago & hes managed to turn it into a huge company. He also did the famous blue & red HOPE picture of Obama during the election
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Where’d my post go? :L
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In all of this madness I find myself more concerned about the little girls that are sending “DEATH THREATS”
When did tweens develop such megaevil tendencies?
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I think that’s the funniest headline you’ve written so far – LMAO!
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@ MARKYMARK – You’ve obviously been around teen-age girls for any extended period of time. They can be very…NOT NICE. And it starts at around 11 or 12.
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That amount of PDA is inappropriate regardless of age. The fact that he looks 12 to her 18 only heightens the ick factor.
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They are totally doin’ it. The body language says it all. Not to say I was perfect at 17 years old, but then, I wasn’t rich, jetting off to Hawaii with my teen lover. And I didn’t have parents who enabled my behavior. So any naughtiness I did was in secret. As it should be at that age
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I like him, but hate his Ellen Degeneres haircut. I guess he will become more manly looking in his twenties. But he’s cute.
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@ Quest
hey Quest…EXACTLY!
and way to go Selena’s MOM, or did you not teach your girl to take it slow & have some self-respect, geesh.
can anyone say ‘easy’? *eyeroll*
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***waving*** @ RHONYC – tell me about it.
Then we want to know how the Lohans, Mileys and all others end up they way they do.
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*Gags* When I was 17, all my male friends of the same age actually looked like adults. Bieber looks 12. Maybe he should see a doctor for that.
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I’m sure they are having sex, but it just looks weird because Justin looks so young. 17 year-old boys are very horny creatures though.
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LOL! Anyone who has seen pictures of these two together knows they are having sex. I also don’t understand why people assume that just because someone is a Christian they aren’t having sex. Please.
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SOOOOO GROSS!! Selena, sorry girl, but this makes you trashy and lame!
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Ha ha, that title made me laugh.
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They are weird together. He still looks like a little girl with a butch haircut to me. What is so sexy about him to her? Really?
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He still looks like Hillary Swank in ‘Boys Don’t Cry’.
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After considerable consideration (he he), I have come to the conclusion that they are not having sex. I don’t believe that Bieber has boy parts. To me he is like the Ken doll. If he does have boy parts, then, probably he doesn’t know where it goes.
Now, Selena on the other hand…..just creepy.
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Okay this seriously is not a funny situation. That is such a disturbing picture, like they just finished having sex or something. I feel grossed out by that picture. It’s creepy. Disturbingly pedophilic in fact. Yuck!
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fauxmance – all the pictures I see of them look staged. Why do they make public the ass-grabs and the footrub? He’s so young looking and boyish that it is creepy to see him engaging in this behavior. I thought Selena was different from the new breed of trashy young female stars. Looks like she has joined the club.
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They are so cute together! and all of you forgot what it is like to be a teenage in love.
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@crtb I totally agree with you in my sane mind. But my instincts scream against this. Plus it helps show me how gross me and my first were, at 15. I didn’t wanna know that. xP
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Umm, y’all, I honestly don’t see how he could possibly be 17. Truly. He looks so young! Even slightly scrawny 17-year-olds have a little bit of peach fuuz/stubble somewhere on their faces, right? He does not look a *day* over 11. (Also, his “music” is loathsome).
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She’s 19, right? I couldn’t imagine dating a 17 year old at that age. Especially not one who looks so scrawny and young. When I was 19, I was dating a 28 year old man who was 6’0 and 180 pounds of solid lean muscle.
I don’t get what is so weird about them getting in on in public at 17 and 19. That’s a pretty good age to start having sex, IMO. And they are doing it in the context of a loving relationship, too. What more could you ask of them?? The only thing weird about these pics is that he looks so much younger than her.
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I don’t think it would be so gross to me if he looked his age, but because he looks like he’s barely pushing 12, it’s weird. Justin, please go away until you have some facial hair and enough life experience to realize that wearing your pants so low makes you kind of a douche. Maybe then I won’t feel so vomit-y when I see pics of you groping your girlfriend.
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haha, how sweet! what so disgusting about that? they are funny actually,
come on! the leather couch is disgusting?? hahaha, i laughed when i saw the picture and the article,
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