Sienna Miller is a desperate, immature, high-maintenance girlfriend


Sienna Miller has always given me the impression that she’s a very high-maintenance drama queen. Various stories about her and interviews with her seem to reinforce that idea I have of her. It’s like… sometimes I’ll notice a celebrity girl, and I’ll think, “Yeah, if I was a guy, I would be all over that.” While I don’t think much of Blake Lively woman-to-woman, I “get” why men like her. But if I was a dude, I would be all over Emma Stone right now. Just sayin’. Anyway, that digression leads me to my point: I don’t get why men would go for Sienna Miller. She seems like she’s so ridiculously high-maintenance. These are photos of Sienna and her new young boyfriend Tom Sturridge at the French Open yesterday. There are lots of photos of the two of them in the stands, and almost all of them are of Sienna trying to get Tom’s attention, trying to draw his attention away from the tennis match (Rafa versus Federer), trying to ensure that she’s not forgotten even for one little second. Here’s The Mail’s summary of Sienna’s stupidity:

They only went public with their relationship just last month but by the looks of things Sienna Miller already knows just how to handle new beau Tom Sturridge.

The couple, who went public with their relationship in Vienna last month, were visiting Paris watching the French Open yesterday.

But as Tom,25, sat captivated by the game Sienna,29, appeared to want his interest and was seen staring into his eyes trying to catch his attention.

When she did finally get his gaze she stuck her bottom lip out, pretending to be upset.
But the frown didn’t last long and she burst into giggles as the actor kissed her.

The couple were first linked together in April following Sienna’s split from Jude Law in February.

[From The Mail]

She’s like a 15 year old girl. I bet she even “runs away” from him so that he’ll “chase” her. Everything about Sienna in these photos says “PAY ATTENTION TO ME!! WHY AREN’T YOU LOOKING AT ME?!? WHY DON’T YOU LOVE ME ENOUGH TO PAY ATTENTION TO ME EVERY SINGLE SECOND?!?!?!?!?!?” I’m starting to feel sorry for poor Tom Sturridge. Poor kid. He doesn’t know what hit him (hint: he was hit by Sienna’s vadge of doom).






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  1. LisaMarie says:

    Whoa, whoa, whoa! Anna Wintour! Too bad she didnt b!tch slap sienna. Now that would have been awesome!

  2. 4Real says:

    The look on Anna Wintour’s face says it all….

  3. N.D. says:

    why this crazy ugly facial hair, Tom? Is it for a movie? Or to scare Sienna away (doesn’t seem to be working!)?

  4. carrie says:

    she may dislike tennis whereas her boyfriend is fan
    honestly if you dislike tennis,even in love for your boyfriend you’re bored

  5. Rose says:

    Good lord, you’re bashing Sienna and forget to mention how awful Tom Sturridge looks!! It smacks of female on female baiting as this guy has gone from being rumoured to going out with Carey Mulligan straight to going out with Sienna – yet no mention he’s a famewhore, social climber blah blah etc etc etc etc.

  6. Ell says:

    She comes across as desperate, maybe her and Cam D should join forces.

  7. Abby says:

    It’s the flipping French Open Men’s finals and the two best tennis players in the world were competing. Those seats are thousands of dollars. Sienna, leave your man alone for the couple of hours the match took!

    ETA: they’re so close to federer’s wife! How annoying for her. I would have turned around and told Sienna to be quiet. :-)

  8. the original bellaluna says:

    Don’t talk to me when I’m at a sporting event. I don’t care what kind of sporting event: if I’m there, it’s because I want to see it, not look at you for 3 hours. (And I’m a chick!)

    She’s always struck me as excessively needy and immature.

  9. Rita says:

    You know you don’t have the x-factor when even the unibomber won’t pay attention to you.

  10. aria says:

    What’s up with that beard? uugghhh

  11. mia girl says:

    Maybe Tom’s hoping that eventually he’ll be able to hide behind all that hair just long enough for her to look for him elsewhere and then he makes a break for it!

  12. Bf says:

    Sturridge is Pattinson’s (ex)boyfriend. Sienna has no career left so she is now bearding. She did for Hayden Christensen years ago so this is nothing new to her.

  13. ctkat1 says:

    Love Anna Wintour directly in front of them.

    Have you seen ‘The September Issue’? It’s great- Sienna Miller was the cover girl for that issue and Anna Wintour was pretty cutting about her. I can only image she’s sitting in the stands, listening to Sienna’s inanity behind her, clenching her butt cheeks and thinking, “You’ll never be on the cover of Vogue again!!”

  14. K-MAC says:

    I love that Anna Wintour actually steals the show here!!!

  15. Belle Epoch says:

    @Abby “It’s the flipping French Open Men’s finals and the two best tennis players in the world were competing. Those seats are thousands of dollars.”

    Everybody else “gets it.” She looks like an idiot. Can you remind me why we care about her?

  16. Blue says:

    Lol@ Mia girl

    Seriously though his beard is gross. She comes across as an overly needy child. Grow up! I swear I thought she was older than 29.

  17. guesty says:

    How annoying for everyone around her. And he is beyond fug.

  18. Wendy City says:

    He looks like he needs a bath.

  19. Kibbles says:

    She’s 29?! I thought she was at least in her mid to late 30s!

  20. almond says:

    She’s only 29? I thought she was in her mid-thirties. The dude looks awful. I wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole. Greasy, bushy, unwashed mess of man. And her antics reek of attention seeking.

  21. lucy2 says:

    Ugh, I couldn’t stand her before, and this makes her seem ever more obnoxious.
    He looks yucky.

  22. Rhiley says:

    He better watch out because she will be knocked up by November and he will be stuck with her for life. I don’t get why she has a career at all. She is soooooooo mod boring.

  23. skibunny says:

    She’s adorable. But why would she not be more interested in the guy to Tom’s right? He’s gorgeous! TS looks down right nasty to me.

  24. UrbanRube says:

    I have to say I find that kid completely unappealing. And she’s no better.

  25. Darla says:

    Oh yeah. The only thing this brainless homewrecker ever had going for her was her looks and her tiny boobies, and now that she looks ordinary, she will have no career at ALL.

    She is one of the biggest Fameho’s ever in the history of the world, except LeAnne Rimes. There’s a story on Lanie Gossip about her marching back and fourth in front of a pap and throwing a hissy when she didn’t get her picture taken. And this occured at a BURGER KING!

    I think she’s beyond high maintenance, which is why she only dates old men and teeneagers.

  26. RhymesWithSilver says:

    Ick- who is that dirty hobo-looking hipster?

  27. Laura says:

    That’s pretty sad considering that she’s 4 years older than him.

  28. devilgirl says:

    God Anna Wintour is fug.

  29. lola says:

    She’s easy that’s why men like her

  30. Luci says:

    @Darla: I read the article from Laine, thanks!, Its AWESOME
    I cant stand her and she is super direspectful to the other viewers which include Wintour and Federer’s wife. I don’t think she will get vogue covers soon :D

  31. The Truth Fairy says:

    Damn that guy is UGLY!!

  32. CG says:

    Only a slightly related note, since they’re at the French Open men’s final, how about some Rafa for HGF? I can’t think of a better way to celebrate tying Borg for the most French titles ever and becoming just the seventh man with 10 Grand Slams. Rafa dong FTW! :)

  33. MariPily says:

    That Lainey Gossip piece was so interesting! Wow, it amazes me that a woman who is young, famous, wealthy, and beautiful can be so immature and insecure. How sad. She really is like a 15 year old girl.

  34. Ellie says:

    Who is he, anyways? The cave man from the Geico commercials?

  35. Anon73 says:

    he looks bored out of his mind and not into her at all. also, he’s completely skeezey looking. not even attractive. how can Sienna go from Jude to him ?!?! i could *maybe* see it if he was gaga about Sienna and treated her well, but that does not even appear to be the case.

  36. gee says:

    He is FUG. My God! Why do people think that looks good?? Men have it so freaking easy, look at her.. despite being a stage 5 clinger, she’s georgous, she probably weighs like 40lbs soaking wet, she’s fashionable. He’s like a coked out wanna be high school art freak who thinks he’s really avant garde.


  37. Roma says:

    @the original bellaluna: You took the words out of my mouth! I cannot stand girls like her at sporting events. Any chick who is fidgeting and trying to get attention of the men around her drives me crazy.

    I also can’t stand drunken frat guys at games who just insist on wooing as loud as they can – but at least they usually have an understanding of the game.

  38. DorothyZbornak says:

    Hahaha, Anna so wants to smack the stupid outta her!

  39. lrm says:

    who cares what anna wintour thinks? she’s not an important person-
    just like karl lagerfield.
    sure, they wield power and have some influence mainly in their field,and are entertaining characters, but let’s not act like they actually matter in terms of character and morality-like they are the definition of how to act and exist.

    as for sienna, i cannot help but like her. she has great style, is gorgeous, and i’ve liked her in the few movies i’ve happened to see her in.

    i coudl care less what she is like in a relationship. nearly every celebrity is highschool like and esp in relationships. Holllywood is rumored to be like high school but with more money,, and that is from the word of those who live in that world.

    so sienna is clearly not that different than the norm there.

  40. Rachael says:

    Oh my god she is disgusting. I have always hated this chick and these pictures have caused my hatred to rise to new heights, which I didn’t even think was possible. UGGH she looks like such a clingy pathetic loser here … especially this: “When she did finally get his gaze she stuck her bottom lip out, pretending to be upset.” VOMIT!!!! Is she 13 years old????

    Oh and he and that beard are NOT CUTE. This guy ain’t no Jude Law.

  41. Darla says:

    I just realized what it is. That’s the sister/friend that acts like that when she’s got a new boy, and you want to whack her with a tubesock full of jello and beer caps to get her to come to her senses and stop making such a gawdam fool of herself.

  42. womanfromthenorth says:

    he’s not ringing any bells for me…

  43. Jo 'Mama' Besser says:

    She’s very pretty and she doesn’t get pregnant, what’s not to get?

  44. Patrice says:

    ‘Cause THAT’S what guys want: clingy b*tches who are all over them 24/7. Let me tell you, that sh*t is cute for all of about a minute and then the men start to FREAK. Good luck with that Sienna…(Maybe her home-wrecking past has made her a little paranoid?)

  45. To each his own says:

    Is she dating a wookie? she is very desperate to land a man.

  46. Rita says:

    “whack her with a tubesock full of jello and beer caps to get her to come to her senses”

    Seems like a waste of perfectly good jello to me…not to mention the tube socks…unless the heels have holes in them. God I hate to throw away the whole tubesock because of the heels are no good…but they make good cleaning rags. Just spittin’ here.

  47. Nibbi says:

    sheesh the real, un-retouched photo of wintour totally steals the show here, for me at least. damn, injections much??

  48. Bored says:

    So she is the living embodiement of a Taylor Swift song?

  49. the original bellaluna says:

    @ Rita – Note she didn’t say “Jell-O shots” which would be a whole ‘nother story. ;)

  50. kibble says:

    soft pinky pasty kinda thingy vs. jude law? i don’t get it bit i guess this one doesn’t cheat.

  51. Maddox says:

    She makes me wanna punch a wall, or kick a door, or throw a chair…

  52. crtb says:

    The guy looks 17 and Hassidic. (No offense to the Hassidim). White sunglasses? Looser! He must be rich and married. That would be the only reason she is interested in him.

  53. aclineo says:

    yep. i just lost ALL respect for tom sturridge for even being seen with such a dole as sienna!

  54. jemshoes says:

    @ Luci, thanks for the link to the Lainey article. Fascinating reading! Most celebrities are narcissistic and immature and it seems Sienna is absolutely no exception.

  55. Trashaddict says:

    But who is the pretty guy to the right of Sturridge who looks like a young Johnny Depp? Y’all eyes are focusing on the wrong damn peoples!

  56. S says:

    If I was Tom I would dump her arse in a second. Nobody would DARE distract me from watching my beloved Rafa play!! *le sigh* And live, too! Mother of God, it’s the FRENCH OPEN FINAL, WOMAN. Have some respect for the players, the spectators, and appreciate the privilege you’re getting of actually SITTING THERE, WATCHING IT. Self-entitled little… hfwsjdf *mumbles viciously*

  57. Hazel says:

    How the hell did they manage to sit in Roger’s box?? D:

  58. Maddox says:

    KInda like the UK version of Rachael Uchitel.

  59. Aly says:

    I see a reality show somewhere in her future.

  60. ZenB!tch says:

    @kibble how can SHE care about a guy’s cheating habits she is the one who was allover that married Getty dude. SKANK! She and baldy deserve each other.

    I have no idea who this fugly hippie dude is but he can do better than her. Find a nice fugly disease free, hippie chick, dude. Unless you are also a total skank, you deserve better than this ho-bag.

  61. Laughternrain says:

    Her boyfriend’s head looks like a toilet brush.

  62. lachica says:

    as a tennis fan i can with confidence that the biggest problem here is that she has ZERO interest in tennis. hence the utter boredom and trying to entertain herself. she may be high maintenance but this is not evidence of it. it only shows a woman who went to a sporting event to please her man but who has no interest in said sport/event.

  63. saintdevil says:


    That guy is UGLY!

  64. TXCinderella says:

    Looks like Tom is taking scruffy lessons from his good friend Robert Pattinson.

  65. tanya says:

    Didn’t she do the same thing with that DJ Shrinky Dink (or whatever his name was) she dated for 5 minutes at some sporting event? Only, they engaged in some full on grope fest… WTF?

  66. dorothy says:

    God lord, just sit on his lap. Nothing is more sad than a woman that is so insecure that she has to constantly touch, be assured, kiss, etc…


  67. Onyx XV says:

    That has got to be the UGLIEST dude I have EVER seen. Co-sign on her desperation, for sure!! WOW.

    On a side note, I just have to state, once again, that I detest Anna Wintour’s hairstyle – the cut, the color – everything about it. It’s ironic to me that she’s supposed to be this arbiter of fashion because she seems to have no taste whatsoever.

  68. CiCi says:

    Tom is so ugly! Sienna is using him for publicity. Which is sad because the guy has no talent or looks. Sienna is over as well, she has another movie but the domestic and foreign market will not back her. Sienna can’t get another guy so she is going after Tom. Sienna and Tom put the sunglasses on to hide the fact that their stoned. Sienna is really looking older than she is and that’s another reason she’s over!

  69. Jenna says:

    wtf? i thought she was back together with jude law?!

  70. jenni says:

    The way she’s acting in the pics makes it seem like she’s with her 6 year old son. :/ And mom’s kinda bugging him.

  71. aleit says:

    The guy to the right is Jack Huston – Anjelica Huston’s son, who plays Gerard Malanga in Factory Girl (starred Sienna)

    Tom is usually quite hot (when he’s clean cut). Not digging the hobo look at all though!

  72. megen says:

    omg whaaaat are you people saying?? TOM IS HOT! not so much with that beard, but omg without it i think he’s one of THE hottest guys….but anyway i lost tons of respect for him when i saw he was going out with homewrecking sienna miller. GOD! she is gorgeous though i think, and really fashionabe but still..her behaviour here is SO FCKING ANNOYING! i would want to fricken kill her if i was in one of the seats near theirs’. i really don’t know how tom puts up with that shit

  73. Luke says:

    Poor Sienna! I’ve always liked her, she actually seems very sweet. I just think she was bored to death! She does seem to look older than her 29 years.