Kellan Lutz discusses his favorite part of Kellan Lutz: Kellan Lutz’s dimples!

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Kellan Lutz did an interview where he discussed Kellan Lutz (Kellan Lutz knows you’re shocked). Kellan Lutz started the conversation talking about Kellan Lutz’s favorite parts of Kellan Lutz’s ladies. Kellan Lutz wants you to know that Kellan Lutz is not an Ass Man. Kellan Lutz is also not a Leg Man, nor a Breast Man. No, Kellan Lutz is all about The Face. Kellan Lutz wants you to know that Kellan Lutz doesn’t objectify women for their parts. Kellan Lutz will stare into your eyes, because Kellan Lutz can see tiny little Kellan Lutzes smiling back Kellan Lutz. Kellan Lutz also wants you to know that Kellan Lutz’s best feature is Kellan Lutz’s magnificent dimples. Kellan Lutz knows you want to lick them:

Listen up, ladies: To get Kellan Lutz’s attention, just try smiling.

“A girl’s face gets my attention,” the Twilight heartthrob, 26, told PEOPLE at Wednesday’s grand opening of New York’s Dream Downtown hotel. “The face has so much, and I love the eyes and a big smile.”

In fact, a woman’s face can make the Calvin Klein underwear model weak in the knees, “especially if you can wake up next to them in bed and they still look the same after a long night of watching movies with strawberries and champagne and cuddling,” he says. “That’s sexy!”

Lutz, whose on-again, off-again relationship with 90210 star AnnaLynne McCord is currently off-again, also says his favorite female body part is … the collarbone.

“I also really like the clavicle area, which is really weird but so sexy,” he says.

And his own favorite body part? It’s all in his face, he says with a smile that displays what he’s talking about.

“I like my dimples the most,” says Lutz. “Not a lot of people have dimples so I like that I’m a little different. When I was a kid, I used to have three on one side and two on the other, but now I have one on each side.”

[From People]

Kellan Lutz knows you dry-heaved when you read that Kellan Lutz loves “a long night of watching movies with strawberries and champagne and cuddling.” Kellan Lutz knows that Kellan Lutz has a serial-killer face, and the idea of Kellan Lutz feeding you a strawberry is enough to make your skin crawl. Kellan Lutz is fine with that. Just as long as you know that Kellan Lutz is a stud, and a romantic. Kellan Lutz will bring you flowers. Kellan Lutz will draw a bath for you. And then Kellan Lutz will decapitate you and keep your head in Kellan Lutz’s freezer.

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  1. brin says:

    LOL…. Kaiser, are you saying that Kellan Lutz is a Kellan Lutz Jekyll and Kellan Lutz Hyde?

  2. matt says:

    Thank you Kaiser, I needed a good laugh!!!

  3. lisa says:

    Who is he again.. I can’t recall the name.

  4. MarenGermany says:

    he is so unattractive.

  5. Hhahaha! Good writing. Kellan Lutz gives me the, [as we say in Scotland in case you don't have a Kellan Lutz what i'm talking about], the ‘gaggy bolk’.
    He looks like a form of woodland creature, maybe from Middle Earth. Pointy ears and a pair of turned up green toe shoes and he’s there.

  6. Louise says:

    I’m missing something. Why is Kellan Lutz repeated? If it’s because he only talks about himself in interviews, that’s how most go.

  7. lila says:

    I can totally picture Kellen Lutz’s house as a giant dance studio. Because mirrors confirm that Kellen Lutz doesn’t have a bad angle.
    And Kellen Lutz’s strawberry/champagne/movie night? Twilight marathon every time. Because there is nothing sexier than watching Kellen Lutz get outacted by a pine tree.

  8. embertine says:

    It’s because he has referred to himself in the third person in interviews.

  9. gee says:

    This made me LOL in a big way.

  10. LLLLLL says:

    LOL you’re too funny. Love it when you do the Kellan Lutz’s 3rd Party meme. Never fail to crack me up.

  11. the original bellaluna says:

    @ Louise – Because Kellan Lutz refers to himself as “Kellan Lutz” instead of saying “I” in interviews, in any form of media.

    Kellan Lutz really needs to shut Kellan Lutz’s mouth and just look SVU-Perpetrator pretty.

  12. Rhiley says:

    I kind of want to frame this post. It has definately started my Monday with a much needed laugh. Oh, and I hate when guys “cuddle.” Oh, and I hate when guys look like boy band rejects.

  13. Blue says:

    Lmao this gave me a good laugh. I almost choked on my toothpaste. He does give off a creepy vibe

  14. Stacia says:

    LOL! He does have that creepy looking face.

  15. LucyOriginal says:

    LOL!!!!

    ps: trying to not laugh too loud at work…but that’s impossible!

  16. OMJ says:

    @ No Cycling No Horses: Do what? Gaggy Bolk? Explain please. Kellan Lutz wants to know

  17. bluhare says:

    Cycling No Horses: Gaggy bolk!!! Love it! I lived in Edinburgh for a couple of years but never heard that one. (And I’d love to come back to Scotland; gorgeous place if you don’t care about heat! I want to go to the Orkneys.)

  18. Hollowdoll says:

    I’m a big lover of dimples but not even his dimples can help his cause. ICK!

  19. Jen says:

    I love your Kellan Lutz posts. They never fail to make me laugh :)

  20. Turtle Dove says:

    LOL. This was the funniest sh*t I have ever read. haha

  21. truetalk says:

    LOL!!!. can we just say BONEHEAD and be done with him?

  22. jayem says:

    LOL! Hilarious!

    He is cute, in a dumb meathead sort of way.

  23. the_porscha says:

    Kellan Lutz loves posts about Kellan Lutz, even if they insult Kellan Lutz.

    …These posts are seriously the icing on the Celebitchy cake.

  24. LittleDeadGirl says:

    Kaiser, I wish you had been my mother because I know when I was bullied in school you’d not have told me to just ignore them … you’d have walked up and made that bully cry with that magnificent beautiful wit. I died laughing through that whole thing!

  25. Phoenix says:

    I never knew Kellan Lutz had a dent in Kellan Lutz’s forehead? This guy is fun and easy to mock but at the end of the day i sit here feeling a little sad about myself.. I do think he’s a bit of a hottie. (WHY?)

  26. Cherry Rose says:

    Cherry Rose is thorougly disgusted by Kellan Lutz. Cherry Rose is wondering what sort of signifance Kellan Lutz has outside of being a side character werewolf in the stupid Twilight movies.

    Cherry Rose is a amused by referring to Cherry Rose in third person.

    Cherry Rose is…ack, that is so damn annoying! You really have to be a narcissist to talk like that. >.<

  27. jemshoes says:

    LOL Kaiser! I’m still getting over the flu and this post has made my day!

  28. Lia says:

    This is mean maybe the ONE time he referred to himself in third person it was just a lame joke. Kellan is the kindest guy. His fans love him…he and Peter Facinelli seem the most accessible of the Twilight cast. He just seems to have nice qualties. Maybe that’s it…since he isn’t such a bad guy without anything terrible in his past people want to create an issue where there isn’t one.

  29. Sparkly says:

    Twilight! Okay. I’ve had no clue who this guy was the whole time, but I didn’t bother looking him up because just being the “Kellan Lutz” guy from your articles was amusing enough for me.

  30. Laura says:

    hahahaahahha i cannot stop laughing. Oh Kellan Lutz.